Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 2: The world you see is a place of paradox of
Speaker 2: beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off at the
Speaker 2: knees then gift you a pair of easies.
Speaker 1: And that, my friends, is why you always always need
Speaker 1: a buck up.
Speaker 3: Baa wait I bad it bed trumpet this week. I
Speaker 3: don't even think there's a trumpet.
Speaker 4: Hello night Valvello.
Speaker 3: Listeners, what is the sound of this?
Speaker 4: Cheers biggest, It's a Color episodes.
Speaker 3: I also want people to know that Color don't sponsor
Speaker 3: the pot.
Speaker 4: No, they don't sponsor the pole.
Speaker 3: You would think considering we speak about it at least.
Speaker 4: And also aside from an espresso martini.
Speaker 3: And people on school this week and thirteen year olds
Speaker 3: drinking even think.
Speaker 4: They drink that anymore, I'm they're going to make espresso
Speaker 4: martini right. But every time someone has a coluere they go, oh,
Speaker 4: that's so delicious, particularly if you want to add alcohol
Speaker 4: slash to your podcast, a splash of coke if you're
Speaker 4: going out at.
Speaker 3: A mosque, was that a Russian something?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Am I thinking black Russian is vodka Klua and in
Speaker 4: Australia a splash of coke. But in Asia, just ice,
Speaker 4: they don't do the coke. You know, you drinks, you
Speaker 4: drink something you like, but I don't know much about alcohol.
Speaker 4: Do you think it makes me silly.
Speaker 3: Like sit down with a glass of color at night
Speaker 3: after a long work No.
Speaker 4: No, I think that's a bit of a sad sack
Speaker 4: thing that I would do. If I was on Facebook
Speaker 4: on a Friday night, I'd have a bottom of color
Speaker 4: on one side and a tim chands on and I'd
Speaker 4: just be like I look at them on holiday again
Speaker 4: overseas she lost weight, I would be one of those
Speaker 4: favor Yeah, that's her kind of thing. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: welcome to the back.
Speaker 3: Did it happen. Have you been ozempic bucked?
Speaker 4: No, you know that happened a little while ago. I've
Speaker 4: heard nothing further from that woman, but I haven't looked.
Speaker 3: At my Someone message Kate on Instagram asking if she
Speaker 3: was on ozempic.
Speaker 4: My dream for someone to ask that. I thought she
Speaker 4: was a buck whit, but she wasn't the best question ever, Yeah, great,
Speaker 4: I should do.
Speaker 3: I want someone to get to the bottom of the
Speaker 3: zempic face thing? Why why does losing weight on a
Speaker 3: zempik make someone's face look different if they just lost
Speaker 3: the weight naturally.
Speaker 4: I don't think it does. I think it's just that
Speaker 4: they've done it quickly, so maybe it's a more marked
Speaker 4: loss of volume, right.
Speaker 3: But also I don't know.
Speaker 4: When people talk about buckle fat removed.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, that happened a couple of years ago, and
Speaker 3: everyone in Hollywood, all of us got cheekbone and cheekbones.
Speaker 4: But why would you ever suck out the fat from
Speaker 4: your face?
Speaker 3: Keep it in there?
Speaker 4: In there?
Speaker 3: Just is that what that was? They just shoved a
Speaker 3: thing in there and sucked out fat fat, made you.
Speaker 4: Your buckle fat. I think it's your cheek fat. I
Speaker 4: don't know, doctor will tell us. So I forgot to
Speaker 4: do something two weeks ago. I got to tell you
Speaker 4: something weeks ago when we were talking about serendipity. Do
Speaker 4: you when you did a stand up gig and people
Speaker 4: thought you were Rove And in fact I'd said to
Speaker 4: you when you were on the project with Rove from
Speaker 4: the other end of my living room.
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell your part you were blind on Colore.
Speaker 4: Just looked up from me s B anyway, So you know,
Speaker 4: we then had a conversation about serendipity and what it means.
Speaker 3: I the way you're saying that the real chart was.
Speaker 3: We didn't know what it meant, and we chatted.
Speaker 4: About and then Sash gave us the definition, which was
Speaker 4: like coincidence, happy.
Speaker 3: Sliding doors kind of moment.
Speaker 4: Okay, so do you want to hear the ultimate serendipicated
Speaker 4: this moment moment go? So that same day after the record,
Speaker 4: I get this message, just reading this instant message, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, what, hang on? Before before I read you this,
Speaker 4: I have to when I said you don't worry about
Speaker 4: being mistaken for Roe, half the world thinks I'm chrisy Swan.
Speaker 4: Oh right, do you remember me saying that to you?
Speaker 3: Sure? Okay, so people just mold people together. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I'm like that's you know what?
Speaker 4: Ever? Yeah, just reading this instant message and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what did I live in Bologna? Then your cheeky face
Speaker 4: popped into my head and it was thrilling. And here's
Speaker 4: the message, right, so that this person's got in their DMS.
Speaker 4: Hi Chrissy currently sitting in Florence and loving it, headed
Speaker 4: to Pisa and the coast tomorrow for a swim, but
Speaker 4: headed to Bologna the day after for lunch. Any suggestions,
Speaker 4: This is my wife's account, as I'm too much of
Speaker 4: a tight ass to have two international sims. And she's
Speaker 4: making a stop there because you live there. Ha ha ha.
Speaker 4: Glenn chrisy Swan, but he's.
Speaker 3: Molded like three different things into one.
Speaker 4: And he believes that Chrissy Swan lived in Bologna.
Speaker 3: Christy Swan lived in Bologna. Then his messaged your account.
Speaker 4: No, Chris's message Chrissy. That message said Ursy Swan, and
Speaker 4: she sent it to me on the very day that
Speaker 4: I had said to you, half the world think some Christies?
Speaker 3: Did? She reply? That's pretty funny. I don't know what
Speaker 3: she should have really gotten into it and given them
Speaker 3: really bad advice and throwing you under the She could.
Speaker 4: Have to actually anyway, isn't that amazing? And I had
Speaker 4: not messaged her since before she went overseas, So you
Speaker 4: think that that popped up into her world the day
Speaker 4: that we spoke about serendipity.
Speaker 3: This is serendipitous. Yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I don't think that.
Speaker 3: I think actually I think that's a coincidence. Serendipitous is
Speaker 3: about when things happen that makes like the butterfly effect,
Speaker 3: things happen after it, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's pissed. You are absolutely you don't
Speaker 4: tell me what you're shicked?
Speaker 3: What eyed story you mun.
Speaker 4: Filthy?
Speaker 3: Tell you because it makes me feel insecure. I told
Speaker 3: you this story. Tell me. I'm forty years old and
Speaker 3: I learned that you only looked.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: I learned something about myself. Not long ago. I went
Speaker 3: and got botox, thank you, a little bit of bobo right,
Speaker 3: went to a new Bobo per and just no warning everyone.
Speaker 3: If you ever decide to go and do something like.
Speaker 4: This, Yes, they get you.
Speaker 3: They they need you. They will neg you down to
Speaker 3: bring you back up using their products. So this this
Speaker 3: guy's old school, I reckon. I wouldn't say raw dogging
Speaker 3: because that sounds inappropriate. But he he didn't take photos,
Speaker 3: they didn't bring anything up on a screen. He kind
Speaker 3: of like placed his hands on your phone on my
Speaker 3: face like the Godfather and just had a good look
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 4: Isn't that what they do?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: This is the first time for me face doctor to.
Speaker 3: Do like a like a non na, there was just
Speaker 3: this like smooshing.
Speaker 4: Did he grab your ear gently and give it a
Speaker 4: little tag like the Godfather?
Speaker 3: Nobody? Yeah, it is like a little smoochie thing. And
Speaker 3: then he stood back and goes, hmm, so your face
Speaker 3: is lopsided, you've got a lazy eye, you've got.
Speaker 4: A weak jaw.
Speaker 3: We need to do that, and you like, man, I
Speaker 3: just gave me in for a little bobo. That's what
Speaker 3: I said. I learned from a botox doctor a couple
Speaker 3: of months ago after forty years of living, and apparently
Speaker 3: I have a lazy eye. And I went home and
Speaker 3: looked in the mirror, and I have.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can see your own lazy eye.
Speaker 3: I have a lazy eye.
Speaker 4: Isn't that like trying to catch your reflection? I don't
Speaker 4: think you have.
Speaker 3: According to the botox man, I did. And then he said,
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 4: But it's all right because your other one's really hard working.
Speaker 4: Souine them. They're very balanced. They've got good work life balance.
Speaker 3: And then he told me, but don't worry about it
Speaker 3: because if I'm ever on TV and stuff, he said,
Speaker 3: just move my head around here, all right, I'm going back.
Speaker 3: I remember week jaw.
Speaker 4: No, you don't have a weak jill.
Speaker 3: Thanks, mate, you don't have a weak jill. Don't no, no,
Speaker 3: this is awful. This is worse than the mall machine.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying to anyone, be prepared when you go
Speaker 3: in the one that hasn't done any work yet.
Speaker 4: Is it that one?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't remember now. Now I get
Speaker 3: confused about which one you've seen, which one I see
Speaker 3: in the mirror. But that's just a warning to people.
Speaker 3: If you're ever going to go and get things done,
Speaker 3: you know what, they're going to say stuff to you.
Speaker 4: Because their job is to find the imperfection. I'm totally
Speaker 4: on board with that. It's like, well, who goes to
Speaker 4: the doctor to be told, don't.
Speaker 3: Tell me something you can't fix.
Speaker 4: How about that that fix the lazy arm?
Speaker 3: He told me he could.
Speaker 4: He should be able to fix the whak cheese. He
Speaker 4: should be right in his wheel hair.
Speaker 3: He told me he could. He said he could, but
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: He said, you're defining characteristic.
Speaker 3: No, my lazy jow people have always said that, known
Speaker 3: for my lazy jaw. He said, for a man to
Speaker 3: fix their jaw line, it's filler and so they just can't.
Speaker 4: We talked about did he mention human growth.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of a step up from philer, But
Speaker 3: then he did say it moves on men, and especially
Speaker 3: on not on men on jaw lines.
Speaker 4: He said, if it moves around anyway, whatever, I've lost interest.
Speaker 4: You don't need anything done. You absolutely beautiful. I've lost interest.
Speaker 4: And also, let's get that doctor on the line. What
Speaker 4: did you tell him? What was wrong with his face?
Speaker 3: No, it was actually pretty good.
Speaker 4: I was he it should be? Was Hey, what's that
Speaker 4: going to tell you?
Speaker 3: I lost interest?
Speaker 4: I lost interest in that?
Speaker 3: Fair enough fantasy?
Speaker 4: You said, you want to speak of strange fantasy. I
Speaker 4: was reminded of the other day.
Speaker 3: As in sexual No. No, I mean it's just a question,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: No, I realized that this fantasy that I have involves skunks.
Speaker 3: Okay, And you know how you've always heal you always
Speaker 3: sit down everyone, you always hear about skunks.
Speaker 4: No ever, you were growing up on American stop like
Speaker 4: who's the Boss? Or that he always comes up in
Speaker 4: American folklore pop culture.
Speaker 3: Sure there's a cartoon.
Speaker 4: Popular, but they don't dwell so much on his sect
Speaker 4: other than his But apparently the smell of a skunk
Speaker 4: is harendous and impossible to remove. Are you not intrigued
Speaker 4: by that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Are you? I'm like, I would love to be.
Speaker 3: This is the fantasy that I.
Speaker 4: Would Apparently you can't get the smell out for weeks,
Speaker 4: like to see how strongy is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your fan disease is to get sprayed on my skuk,
Speaker 3: so you can deal with it, so I can.
Speaker 4: See how strong it is. And then I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's really bad. Don't come in here. It's really bad.
Speaker 4: Like how bad could it be? It's apparently the one
Speaker 4: of the worst smells in the book. Now, who doesn't
Speaker 4: want that extremity of.
Speaker 3: Experience word fantasy?
Speaker 4: Then I would love it because apparently if you get sprayed.
Speaker 3: Up by a scut, yeah you've looked into it, Yeah
Speaker 3: you have.
Speaker 4: You have to have a bath into.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's pulling your leg.
Speaker 4: I don't think so google itself, like she apparently is
Speaker 4: supposed to.
Speaker 3: We on someone when they get a blue bottle.
Speaker 4: Highly esteemed producer in some parts of the world. Hello
Speaker 4: Sasha French, get googling.
Speaker 3: Just imagine if Kate was single and I don't want
Speaker 3: you to be Pete, but mention.
Speaker 4: If you were would be terrible and.
Speaker 3: On a first date with someone, Yeah, they'd google like
Speaker 3: get to know questions so you can get to know them.
Speaker 3: And they said to you, it's your fantasy.
Speaker 4: I hate to hate that.
Speaker 3: Do you know skunks?
Speaker 4: Just don't you think that would? It must be the
Speaker 4: most incredible thing. What does it say, sash?
Speaker 3: Tomato juice is not does not skunk?
Speaker 4: What I'd be wasting juice strong enough smell on its own,
Speaker 4: actually mask. I thought I'd have to go to cost
Speaker 4: Coat to get a big enough quantity of tomato juice,
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, would I go? Obviously, I'd have
Speaker 4: to go before the skunk encounter because you're going to
Speaker 4: get in it after what is this smell? Thinking about it?
Speaker 4: Just because something came up the other night on some
Speaker 4: TV show, someone mixed skunk and I went, you had
Speaker 4: me at skunk?
Speaker 3: I think you just want to have a bathmato juice like.
Speaker 4: A bloody I also wouldn't mind doing that, but I
Speaker 4: would like there to be a greater purpose. Well, I
Speaker 4: just thought that's an amazing It might be a buckhead
Speaker 4: if we do in America or even are.
Speaker 3: They in zoos here in Australia. There's no skunk pen.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Get a photo?
Speaker 4: Do it here? I want it to be in America.
Speaker 4: Just what have you found to Google?
Speaker 3: Can you buy skunk smell or something that's bottle it?
Speaker 4: It's just the most it must be the most amazing thing. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Obviously I'm alone. Couldn't you share a fantasy place? I
Speaker 4: just thought, wouldn't everyone likes just to experience it?
Speaker 3: My fantasy is so boring, that's so boring? What is
Speaker 3: I'm so boring?
Speaker 4: But I don't believe I feel.
Speaker 3: Comfortable saying it now because of the skunk thing?
Speaker 4: Do you need a drum roll?
Speaker 3: No, because it's you'll hate it, You'll be weird, and
Speaker 3: you'll tell me you've lost interest.
Speaker 4: Do you think I lost interested in your weak chin?
Speaker 4: I tell you it's interesting. I had a strong jaw,
Speaker 4: because no, I don't believe you to have a weak chin.
Speaker 3: He's a jawlin, not chin.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm saying, because now he's living rink
Speaker 4: free in your.
Speaker 3: Head, in my week hand, and.
Speaker 4: Now it's just giving you something tedious to bang on about.
Speaker 4: You don't need to. You're very handsome.
Speaker 3: Your jewelry, my fantasy is eating the Simpsons pizza, as
Speaker 3: in I love the Simpsons, the TV the pizza that
Speaker 3: they all eat. What isza pizza? It's just pizza. It's
Speaker 3: an animated pizza. I just want I think that's a
Speaker 3: great fantasy. Cheese pizza on someone must make it. No,
Speaker 3: but it's something about the way the animation of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that it looks I want it.
Speaker 3: I want it. Sometimes it's got pepperoni, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it is, or a cheese could be a cheese pizza.
Speaker 4: The way very hard to eat an animated pizza. I mean,
Speaker 4: I've got more likely of my fantasy coming to a fantasy.
Speaker 4: That's your fantasy.
Speaker 3: It's an all right one. We don't fantasy. Shame on the.
Speaker 4: You and such were really not such. Have you got
Speaker 4: a fantasy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: You can buy skunk essence or hunters use it for
Speaker 5: what to attract apel to mask their own smell?
Speaker 4: Can you buy in Australia?
Speaker 3: So a hunter going out to the forest himself in
Speaker 3: a scuk.
Speaker 4: So the deer does smell, but obviously the.
Speaker 3: Skum doesn't smell too bad that the deer doesn't run away.
Speaker 3: Can you order some?
Speaker 4: Well, the deer would be used to the smell of
Speaker 4: scuff at that, but I don't want to have it.
Speaker 3: She can happen.
Speaker 4: True, my life ruined just with something out of a
Speaker 4: can like it's cheese whip. I don't want I want
Speaker 4: it to happen. Yeah, I want tail up and then
Speaker 4: a clown.
Speaker 3: I cannot wait if Sash can find the starts of
Speaker 3: this app about who listens to the end? I want
Speaker 3: to see the numbers.
Speaker 4: Why do you think people will drop off? I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I've got that, by the way, speaking of listeners, and
Speaker 4: I don't want to be You know, one of the
Speaker 4: most incorrect sayings in the world is I hate to
Speaker 4: say I told you. That's the biggest lie. Everyone loves
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 3: I don't classic week gin.
Speaker 4: Don't see that thought.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's gone so handsome, it's gone.
Speaker 4: Okay, what about this? Here we go Nate Valvo Love
Speaker 4: the there's a picture. What's in that picture?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a picture of Mello. He's reposted Derby and
Speaker 4: oh he's replied to the story with me with Darby
Speaker 4: and Bearsky.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, so listen to this Love The podcast. I'm a
Speaker 4: big tough trade working off shore and he's spelt tough
Speaker 4: tu double eve. That's h O double t yes, isn't it.
Speaker 4: And I'm not embarrassed to download the podcast and laughing
Speaker 4: face emoji and look at his avatar on his page.
Speaker 4: It's not even it's him. Look at him, m.
Speaker 3: He's doing mud biking, mud biking trail bike and covered
Speaker 3: in mud and a helmet.
Speaker 4: A man listening to the buck and he does weak
Speaker 4: chinned homoe.
Speaker 3: We want our men.
Speaker 4: How lovely, because you know what what you know what
Speaker 4: men love what men love? Well formed people.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: Here you don't have to deal with aside from your
Speaker 4: chin business people's new.
Speaker 3: Roses smelling like a skum.
Speaker 4: We can have some rough play, all on the basis
Speaker 4: of the fact that we love each other and we
Speaker 4: all have a very healthy sense of the world and
Speaker 4: how we operate in the world. Shut up, Sash.
Speaker 3: I have a theory, Yes, I love a theory that
Speaker 3: September October. I can't explain it that September October is
Speaker 3: the Thursday of the year. Does that make sense? I
Speaker 3: can explain it because because people people.
Speaker 4: The friday of the year.
Speaker 3: Yes, December is the Saturday, December, Saturday what's January Sunday?
Speaker 3: And it doesn't make sense. But this is why saying
Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense. But January is Sunday in my
Speaker 3: head because it's you're recovering from December. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking no one.
Speaker 3: Really makes plans for January. Yeah, yeah, I think that's
Speaker 3: a great So January is Sunday. December is Saturday Saturday.
Speaker 4: Okay, December is crazy. November's Friday afternoon. Yeah, Friday afternoon, Friday.
Speaker 4: You're a bit exhausted, but you've got your third win.
Speaker 3: And September October is Thursday because times, I've got a
Speaker 3: text this week about Christmas about people wanting to lock
Speaker 3: stuff in, and Mum's already kicking off about who's.
Speaker 4: Where, and we're running and have had time for our
Speaker 4: below deck party. Oh we I think we've got to
Speaker 4: do it in September. When do you leave September?
Speaker 3: Now? We're in September now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we are, Hey on when do you leave
Speaker 4: your holiday? Okay, we'll have it the week after maybe
Speaker 4: two back from your holiday, three weeks after, three weeks
Speaker 4: after that, okay, maybe in November. Below Deck bar too crowded.
Speaker 4: November two difficult.
Speaker 3: October.
Speaker 4: I'm going to We're going to go last week of
Speaker 4: September or first week of October. October is great?
Speaker 3: Is next week or the week after? What is it going?
Speaker 4: Some time to organize ita October October for October. That
Speaker 4: feels like anyway must be done.
Speaker 3: It must be done.
Speaker 4: It must be done.
Speaker 3: Below Deck October party must be.
Speaker 4: When we were discussing it today, Gypsy, Lewis's girlfriend, started.
Speaker 3: Googling ps before you continue. Yeah, your son's relationship hit
Speaker 3: the media a few weeks ago, and I forgot to
Speaker 3: ask you about it. There was an article about your son. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Lewis dating Gypsy Sobrano's daughter. It was in the It
Speaker 3: was in the rags, mate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what does it say about it?
Speaker 3: I know something about the babies. Babies, you know, it's
Speaker 3: like a celeb parent couples today. It's a bit exciting.
Speaker 4: This morning we were discussing the party and we went,
Speaker 4: we have to do the below deck birthday. Party's birthday
Speaker 4: also my birthday. But really, as the mother of someone
Speaker 4: who's twenty one, I've got an honorary position. It's a
Speaker 4: below deck theme.
Speaker 3: So what you're owed this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ode I'm ode.
Speaker 3: What did I thought you.
Speaker 4: Said ode as in a Greek poem?
Speaker 3: No? No, that wouldn't have made sense, so I didn't.
Speaker 3: Sometimes words have more than one meaning, but the English
Speaker 3: conversation we're having, you know which one I meant.
Speaker 4: Like saying to an ancient Greek, I know how much
Speaker 4: do you earn? Sorry you are in anyway? No, they
Speaker 4: were so Gypsies started googling outfits for bearsky to wear.
Speaker 3: I love this, but that's the dog. Yeah, little bow tie.
Speaker 3: Bow tie the thing that the Internet doesn't tell you
Speaker 3: about when you try and put something on your pet. Pet.
Speaker 4: Well, this is what she tried to get him. She
Speaker 4: wanted to get him a baby shark outfit, and Lewis
Speaker 4: said that would be cruel. Well one Christmas, he doesn't
Speaker 4: want that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what one Christmas? I tried to put a bloody
Speaker 3: dog Christmas hat on the dog chaos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't lie.
Speaker 3: They hate it.
Speaker 4: I don't love that, but you know what, they are
Speaker 4: partial to sunglasses. I am an absolute sucker one hundred
Speaker 4: times out of a hundred for a dog wearing sunglasses?
Speaker 4: Are you never? If you're tired of dogs wearing sunglasses,
Speaker 4: you're tired of life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always said that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: Don't be talking about who septem Roctober months. We're in
Speaker 3: Thursday really good, and I'm a bit tired. We're not
Speaker 3: quite into Thursday yet at the start, but I'm a
Speaker 3: bit today morning. You know, I kind of want it
Speaker 3: to be December Saturday, and I'm just a bit over it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what, you know, there's no respite now,
Speaker 4: and you know what, let us draw comfort from this
Speaker 4: lean in everyone we mercifully are not the Americans who
Speaker 4: also in this really congested part.
Speaker 3: Of Halloween, Thanksgiving, thank Christmas Giving.
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving is Christmas before Christmas?
Speaker 2: Like it?
Speaker 4: What is it two weeks after Halloween? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Who did that? Stupid?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but it's almost because when we were
Speaker 4: living in Italy and our neighbors in the plant so
Speaker 4: we lived, so they had the apartment next to us,
Speaker 4: so there was a lift that went up and it
Speaker 4: was shared between our two apartments. They also had four children,
Speaker 4: Denise and her husband Jealousy, and they did Halloween. I mean,
Speaker 4: they did Thanksgiving for all the Americans who were at
Speaker 4: the school, which was not that many. But so I
Speaker 4: witnessed first hand what involved in a Thanksgiving and it
Speaker 4: is oh my, the foodness, the food and the very
Speaker 4: specific foods and these mushroom and of course they were
Speaker 4: in Italy. They had to source a turkey. No turkey
Speaker 4: in Italy, well no, not the American style turkey. They
Speaker 4: had to go to the American military base. And yeah, to.
Speaker 3: Get the turkey, they had nothing else to do.
Speaker 4: Amazing anyway, so let's be grateful. We've got minor. We
Speaker 4: dip a toe into Halloween. Fine, but then we've got
Speaker 4: We're pretty clear. Maybe there's some Melbourne Cup madness, but
Speaker 4: otherwise we're all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, get excited.
Speaker 4: I love it. I'm now looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: Speaking of meals, now that the weather's getting better, you
Speaker 3: don't want to be a negative Nancy. On the show
Speaker 3: what was his name, we came up with sad Sam.
Speaker 4: You don't want to be a sad sax Sam.
Speaker 3: Know that the weather is better. People socialize, more is done.
Speaker 3: Long and cold, long and wind, constantly windy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so wind it.
Speaker 3: Was windy for three months.
Speaker 4: Women and cats hate wind.
Speaker 3: Wow and cats. I knew about the women.
Speaker 4: And cats and women particularly hate the wind. Like who
Speaker 4: loves the wind?
Speaker 3: I want to bullshit on something. Oh this is I've
Speaker 3: just changed topic.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: Oh? Here you go. Yeah, I call bullshit on people
Speaker 3: that think they act different when there's a full moon.
Speaker 4: Give him the cooker, Give him the cooker.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it. I don't believe you, as you
Speaker 3: being the person who says it when people are like,
Speaker 3: oh that's a full moon. That's why why it's made up? Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: Do you believe in tides?
Speaker 3: In tides? I understand the human brain is eighty percent.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to say that, but I'm going to say,
Speaker 4: do you know what controls the tides?
Speaker 3: Gravity?
Speaker 4: The moon?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the moon cycle? Yeah you get sucking it up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the moon is powerful enough to make waves
Speaker 4: wash up onto the shore and then push them out
Speaker 4: to see again, there is but you don't think that
Speaker 4: it could affect you. So you're mightier. You're mightier than
Speaker 4: the ocean.
Speaker 3: Specific you know you. I'm fine, what Lee? So what
Speaker 3: did you know that? So what would you do?
Speaker 4: Because I think it came up and you never answered.
Speaker 3: That's we want to tell you. The middle name is Lee.
Speaker 4: No not that you wouldn't we do tend to get distracted.
Speaker 3: Return seven episodes later.
Speaker 4: Do you think my friend who's a nurse.
Speaker 3: A friend who's a nurse said, yeah, everyone's not worse
Speaker 3: on a moon.
Speaker 4: I never heard that before, never heard that. It's who
Speaker 4: is she?
Speaker 3: I don't want to name and jam be embarrassed?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What embarrassed? That? What?
Speaker 3: But she's calling bulls in your every frame.
Speaker 4: No, I don't necessarily think that. I've never that's even
Speaker 4: the one I wanted to sall moon, but a hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Believe people go crazy. Well know that the moon.
Speaker 4: Has got some great power. You know what we are?
Speaker 3: So excuse me? Yeah, give the button ready.
Speaker 4: I'm so enthralled by the sun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's like, say, god, I've just noticed something.
Speaker 4: Solar energy blood.
Speaker 3: The moon is the middle child. No one, it's not.
Speaker 4: The moon is the mother and the son is the father.
Speaker 4: There's no what's the middle charm was.
Speaker 3: Talking the other week about how middle child ignored.
Speaker 4: No, I get it, but not the middle child.
Speaker 3: No one talks. So it's the older child.
Speaker 4: The son gets the son's the oldest son gets.
Speaker 3: Attention because then gives us cancer. Moon's got nothing going on.
Speaker 3: Nont get the moon.
Speaker 4: No one cares about the moon.
Speaker 3: Know what?
Speaker 4: The moon is feminine energy that's largely ignored in our
Speaker 4: Excuse me, he wants to he wants the do you
Speaker 4: think that deserves the.
Speaker 3: Cook The moon is feminine energy? News to me? And
Speaker 3: so the sun's a bloke.
Speaker 4: And a woman's Arslan's pink cycle is twenty eight days,
Speaker 4: which is the cycle of the moon and energy.
Speaker 3: I never knew, Well, how often do you get on
Speaker 3: your rack? I thought the three of us were in sync.
Speaker 3: Clearly I was wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, the moon is totally fine. I love it.
Speaker 3: The topic.
Speaker 4: This is just the intro.
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Everything is did that. I love it. I love your
Speaker 4: theory just as wrong as you are. I laughed that
Speaker 4: you had the confidence.
Speaker 3: The confidence my wing chin is made up by my
Speaker 3: confident attitude.
Speaker 4: You know, right, because your eyes too lazy to read
Speaker 4: some facts and check when you're wrong. That lazy.
Speaker 3: If one of my eyes is the moon, I don't
Speaker 3: care about it.
Speaker 4: You're not part of the cycle. Waxing or Wayne.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even the topic I wanted to notice.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Oh sad, sack Sam, thank you. There we go.
Speaker 4: Oh, I loved that. Now this is boring, but I
Speaker 4: want people, But can we I just say before we
Speaker 4: he sad sack, Sam.
Speaker 3: Weak gin Wayne?
Speaker 4: Okay, before that, can people please tell us if there's
Speaker 4: any moon madness?
Speaker 3: Okay? Sure, your experience with mood madness because listening, Yes,
Speaker 3: please tell us.
Speaker 4: Now, I reckon, I've got a nursey vibe about us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, okay, go on, sad sack, sad sack. Now
Speaker 3: that the weather's better, weakin, Wayne, So socializing is cranked up?
Speaker 4: Yes, gorgeous.
Speaker 3: What have you been doing well? It annoyed me. I
Speaker 3: feel that if you book a restaurant and you arrive
Speaker 3: and you'll take is outside, you have the right to
Speaker 3: burn that restaurant down to the ground.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean they haven't told you.
Speaker 3: Yes, not only that. Okay, I'll take one step further.
Speaker 3: Even if they do tell you, stop enough. I don't
Speaker 3: want to ever eat outside ever.
Speaker 4: Okay. So sah, she's an outside eater? Are you an
Speaker 4: outside eater? So, Peter, and I don't.
Speaker 3: Care for degrees?
Speaker 4: By me?
Speaker 3: Evening, beautiful sunset, Italy. Take me in. I'm talking about
Speaker 3: Astralia specifically. Just take me inside. Excuse Alfresco in Italy
Speaker 3: is a little bit different high street mail.
Speaker 4: I agree, Peter, and I never ever want to eat
Speaker 4: out people do. I find a barb barry and.
Speaker 3: They say, do you want to eat outside?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I do not want to eat my meal next to
Speaker 3: a car reverse angle parking.
Speaker 4: No, that's right, a trams starting, they motivate. No, I
Speaker 4: don't want any of it.
Speaker 3: A bird on my table.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so with you. Some people they love it.
Speaker 3: Get me inside in a dark corner.
Speaker 4: You and I have never seen a French would say
Speaker 4: your to you or as we would say in English,
Speaker 4: I too, lazy eye. We have never agreed more real
Speaker 4: thing about it.
Speaker 3: Inside. Yes, I hate it, so you know I hate
Speaker 3: the most. You're sitting at your table eating, and then
Speaker 3: there's pedestrians, then there's the restaurant. You're split apart by
Speaker 3: the public.
Speaker 4: Terrible of foot people walking past, people walk a plast
Speaker 4: with dogs. Yeah that's right. I love the dog.
Speaker 3: The dogs are fine, but please take me inside. I agree.
Speaker 3: And when this COVID thing happened.
Speaker 4: And they all appropriated car park on the street, yeah,
Speaker 4: they've kept them there. The counsels must be making money.
Speaker 3: And they've kept all these like barriers up and you're
Speaker 3: sitting there trying to eat next to a concrete barrier.
Speaker 4: I get it. Yeah, you're one hundred.
Speaker 3: Do you know what finally agreed some twenty five episodes
Speaker 3: in number? What number of episodes is twenty four? A
Speaker 3: quarter of a century?
Speaker 4: Is? It's that quarter life crisis? And you know what
Speaker 4: we are?
Speaker 3: What we are?
Speaker 4: We came together twenty five episodes ago as a collection
Speaker 4: of rough hewn, raggedage rocks. But the river of the
Speaker 4: buck Up has flowed over us and we've rubbed against
Speaker 4: each other and we've had friction and rubbed down the
Speaker 4: downstream a little. And you know what's happened? What We've
Speaker 4: lost our sharp edges here? We all are just beautiful
Speaker 4: riverstones now that someone will take scoop out from the
Speaker 4: river and sell it by ninety Are you gooked? But
Speaker 4: aren't we so beautiful?
Speaker 3: If this was a bus, I would get up and
Speaker 3: swap seats.
Speaker 4: Do you know what can I tell you?
Speaker 3: Once I was on a bus like I've ever been.
Speaker 4: I was on a bus from the airport next to
Speaker 4: a guy.
Speaker 3: How's the Wi Fi on that bus? I always see
Speaker 3: it on the outside, It says now with Wi Fi.
Speaker 4: They wouldn't have had Wi Fi. Then it was when
Speaker 4: I kind of first moved to Melbourne and I was
Speaker 4: on the bus with a guy who had just got
Speaker 4: out of prison in Tasmania. He was really cute, like
Speaker 4: really cute and fun great. We had a great ride
Speaker 4: together and then he asked me if I wanted to
Speaker 4: hang out with him and go buy some weed. And
Speaker 4: I was like, I said no at that point, but
Speaker 4: I've never forgotten it. That's all God things.
Speaker 3: And if you're that guy, yeah, let us know. If
Speaker 3: you listen to the buck up from the Big House,
Speaker 3: you think people listen to us in prison? Are they
Speaker 3: allowed to podcast in prison?
Speaker 4: They've got everything into this part of the podcasting the
Speaker 4: people in this country inside what is Everyone's trying to
Speaker 4: grind out a life, to pay bills to whatever. And
Speaker 4: then they're like, you commit a crime, you get everything
Speaker 4: in prison. Not that I'm saying prison is a desirable
Speaker 4: place to be. First tell in prison they get net.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the shows on Foxtowe? It is a punishment.
Speaker 4: Anyway. I just think I think they do all right.
Speaker 3: Not that you know, if anyone from Foxdale's listening, I
Speaker 3: would love you to make a show, I wrote, so,
Speaker 3: I actually love Foxtelle.
Speaker 4: And you know what has bolted? Do you know what
Speaker 4: you've done? You know what that was? What opportunity knocking?
Speaker 4: You know what you did? What slammed the door on it?
Speaker 3: And you know what you call prison?
Speaker 4: Tells finger in the door as you sland it, they
Speaker 4: ain't coming back.
Speaker 3: I love Foxtown.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 3: For the first time ever, we have a text from
Speaker 3: Sasha's mother. Do we have a name? Texts Sasha's Does
Speaker 3: she live in New Zealand?
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh my goodness, listen to she tries. Does shen't
Speaker 4: quite figure out?
Speaker 5: She keeped, No, she wouldn't understand using normal messaging, with
Speaker 5: Facebook messaging like it just doesn't.
Speaker 3: The mother of renowned radio producer Sasha French know how
Speaker 3: to listen to a podcast.
Speaker 5: And she lost her phone and now she can't.
Speaker 4: And you know what, sometimes the apple does fall far
Speaker 4: from the trap anyway. But I had her and her
Speaker 4: two sisters over when we were living in Italy and
Speaker 4: they were on a trip and they came over for
Speaker 4: afternoon tea when they came to Bologna. Fascinating to see
Speaker 4: at work, Yeah, to see it there? What was your
Speaker 4: mum's maiden name.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, your aunties went to Italy, not your two sisters. No, sorry,
Speaker 3: got her.
Speaker 4: Mum and her mom's two sisters.
Speaker 3: That's how aunties worked.
Speaker 4: The don't act. Now you you're the one who didn't
Speaker 4: understand a very basic concept. Now you're pulling me up
Speaker 4: on it. Anyway, I'm fascinated by sisters, I think because
Speaker 4: I don't have one. Anyway, She's quite brutal. Your mum,
Speaker 4: I love it. She's brutal. And all the sisters are
Speaker 4: quite brutal. Love very they were gorgeous. We had the
Speaker 4: loveliest afternoon anyway.
Speaker 3: Brutal, yeah, brutal.
Speaker 4: So are you an example of brutality? Text from mom
Speaker 4: text from cleaning out? You don't want your baby book?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 4: As I'm about to stick it in the rash.
Speaker 3: Moved on?
Speaker 4: Kiss kiss in my.
Speaker 3: Seat, Sash.
Speaker 4: I know you've chidally, Sash, what baby book? Your cards
Speaker 4: when you were born? In the bin from the house.
Speaker 4: That that is brilliant. Keep the I don't know, there's
Speaker 4: a lot of I'm just so overwhelmed in my house
Speaker 4: now by style.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's things that can be thrown out before
Speaker 3: a baby book. No, I mean great.
Speaker 5: That really made me cry recently by throwing out my
Speaker 5: photography asking you, and then when I was there, she
Speaker 5: said she'd thrown out and said that I was never
Speaker 5: good anyway.
Speaker 3: Wait, hang on, threw it out.
Speaker 4: And she showed her You said, hey, mom, can I
Speaker 4: have my photography? I might take it back to Ossie
Speaker 4: And she.
Speaker 3: Said, I'll throw it out.
Speaker 4: It's really terrible. Also, Sasha's dad is fascinating because he's
Speaker 4: a monk.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, never told me.
Speaker 4: He's a meditating monk who also is an upholsterer. They're
Speaker 4: just the greatest. Life is amazing, isn't it. People are amazing.
Speaker 3: Episode and we just call it. Just find this stuff out.
Speaker 4: You are so you are absolutely you're cooked? Are you?
Speaker 3: My chair fell down?
Speaker 4: You're all?
Speaker 3: You know what you're not?
Speaker 4: Peace?
Speaker 3: You know what stage of drawing people get due where
Speaker 3: they blame the chair.
Speaker 4: That's a real twice in my life, that's the chair twice.
Speaker 4: I've had wooden cheese collapse. It's so devased. It's really devas.
Speaker 4: I know. Even look I'm flushing at the more around. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Bad parties, actual just parties.
Speaker 4: Carne sat down and terrible so terrible anyway, weak chairs
Speaker 4: week in week cheers, strong ass, love you, and that's
Speaker 4: a buck up. The buck Up Podcast is hosted by
Speaker 4: me Kate lane Brook and him Nate Valvo. It's produced
Speaker 4: by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by the
Speaker 4: magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call him Jack. And Dom Evans,
Speaker 4: Oh we're lucky.