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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yea good after noon. Where else would you rather be

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Speaker 2: than with Will and Woody? How good is this?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: The boys are on holiday. So this strange voice you're hearing,

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Speaker 2: it's Tom the button PUSHERKDA, It's good to be with you.

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Speaker 1: Hey.

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Speaker 2: We have got so much from the boys coming up

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Speaker 2: in this hour. Because Charlotte, this woman who's never farted

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Speaker 2: in front of her partner before, actually does the pop off.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's amazing audio. You need to hear it

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Speaker 2: in about the next twenty minutes or so. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: the reason why I'm here is because Will's on holiday

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Speaker 2: and Woody is in the jungle for I'm a celebrity.

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Speaker 1: Get me out of here.

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Speaker 3: Remy turns.

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Speaker 4: Six months old today, Happy six month birthday.

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Speaker 1: Rim, I love you.

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Speaker 4: I love you too, mim, and I'm all right, I'm

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Speaker 4: going okay.

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Speaker 2: In the meantime, let's chuck on some of the very

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Speaker 2: best bits from the boys right up next, the Boys

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Speaker 2: are joined by Steph Claire Smith and Laura Henshaw.

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Speaker 1: Laura Henshaw Steph Cleare Smith in the studio The Kick

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Speaker 1: Girls Keep It Cleaning Girls has got a brand new book.

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Speaker 5: It's called You Take Care available all good books, So

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Speaker 5: I've got a copy.

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Speaker 1: Here in front of me. Woods. Yes, you're you're most.

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Speaker 5: Excited about the fact that you found out that Steph

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Speaker 5: is into the same.

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Speaker 1: Shall we?

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Speaker 4: That is absolutely not the way I was going to

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Speaker 4: bring that. It's going to be more subtle about it.

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Speaker 4: You were reading Colleen Hoover and I am reading Colleen Hoover.

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Speaker 4: I love romance novels.

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Speaker 1: Have you have you read Verity?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 7: No, I haven't yet. It's an emotional state, ready to

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Speaker 7: read that.

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Speaker 3: But also very hot and happening as well.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so yeah, I have read.

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Speaker 3: Ugly Last the one. Yeah, okay, I'm going to write

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Speaker 3: that down.

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Speaker 5: Let's talk about it is called You Take Care, And

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Speaker 5: you guys really do a terrific job of being super vulnerable,

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Speaker 5: not just with each other, but also with all the

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Speaker 5: audiences that listen to.

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Speaker 1: When I say all the audiences.

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Speaker 5: There are a load of people that are really into

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Speaker 5: what you guys do. It's an empire that you built.

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Speaker 5: Now and just looking at this book and it really

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Speaker 5: is sort of trapesing all the different parts of your life.

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Speaker 5: It follows through not just the physical stuff, but it's

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Speaker 5: now mind stuff. As well, and now it's also the

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Speaker 5: connection part. And I know you're all through newspapers and

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Speaker 5: stuff on the weekend for.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you are so successful because of.

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Speaker 5: This connection that you have as a friendship. Laura, what

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Speaker 5: part of your success do you attribute to the fact

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Speaker 5: that you guys get along so well as well as

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Speaker 5: all this other stuff that you're talking about.

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Speaker 8: Oh, good question. I feel like almost the whole thing.

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Speaker 8: We always said that. I don't think we like, there's

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Speaker 8: now without stuff. And maybe you feel the same about me.

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Speaker 8: Maybe you know it's true with the book and the

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Speaker 8: books all about getting through your twenties, because I feel

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Speaker 8: twenties is so hard and there's no we did We definitely.

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Speaker 8: There's no rule book of how to get through it.

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Speaker 8: But having good relationships is what gets you through. And

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Speaker 8: so for me, having Steph always there is my like

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Speaker 8: I feel like I can fall and there's a trampoline

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Speaker 8: you know, every time I take a full step puts

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Speaker 3: Can I can.

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Speaker 4: I sort of just analyze what the answer you just

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Speaker 4: gave there. Find it really interesting that three or four

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Speaker 4: without Steph. And I know that you talk a lot

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Speaker 4: about self confidence and struggling with self confidence. Can I

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Speaker 4: which I think a lot of people can relate to.

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Speaker 4: I can relate to lacking confidence as well. And it's

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Speaker 4: funny I would say the same things about Will. It

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Speaker 4: would just be like, there's there's no way to work

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Speaker 4: without and I'd love to jump on you Will. You

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Speaker 8: I you wrote, Oh, thank you, that's nice. I think

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Speaker 8: confidence is really hard because you don't realize you don't

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Speaker 8: life we so often let one thing that happens, you know,

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Speaker 8: to take that leap into going and doing, you know,

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Speaker 8: it was putting myself back out there, which is really

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Speaker 8: really hard, and working through not letting you know, whatever

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Speaker 8: happened in the past define our future, because that would

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Speaker 8: be such a sad life if you know, something that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you really subscribed that narrative, don't you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, brilliant.

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Speaker 5: There are so many questions we've got for you, guys

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Speaker 5: who've also got a surprise for you.

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Speaker 7: The fruit are we getting in white shirts?

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Speaker 4: You're actually scarily close to.

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Speaker 5: Called you take care, Laura Henshaw, Steph Claire Smith.

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Speaker 1: We've got more with them right up next on Will and.

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Speaker 5: When You Don't Go Anywhere, And yes, our surprise does

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Speaker 5: include a photo of some description.

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Speaker 2: Tom the Button Pusher is looking after you. Will is

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Speaker 2: on Holiday's Woody is in the Army of Celebrity, Get

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Speaker 2: me out of here, Jungle Crazy. So we're playing some

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Speaker 2: of the best bits of the boys and we're right

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the chat that the boys had

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Speaker 2: with the Kickpod girls, Steph Claire Smith and Laura Henshaw. Now,

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Speaker 2: the best part is when the girls came in, the

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Speaker 2: boys actually revealed to the girls the amazing recreation of

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Speaker 2: one of their iconic photo shoots.

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Speaker 5: Take a listen the Keep It Cleaner Girl's got a

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Speaker 5: brand new book, You Take Care.

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Speaker 1: A whole bunch of lessons in there.

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Speaker 5: We had a little bit about the confidence stuff Laura

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Speaker 5: this beautiful on your.

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Speaker 1: Podcast now to Keep It Cleaning podcast. I've been on there.

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Speaker 5: What's you anyway bring that up?

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Speaker 3: I'll I haven't anyway.

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Speaker 1: I want to focus on one part because you've.

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Speaker 5: Got your you've got the mind, you've got the body,

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Speaker 5: and you've got the connection to three parts of this book.

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Speaker 5: And Steph, I always find your journey really fascinating. Can

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Speaker 5: there's lots of this in the book as well, that

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Speaker 5: the transition where you've had to sort of like rework

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Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure, I mean I think a lot of

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Speaker 7: there's literally a chapter on vulnerability, but then it also

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Speaker 1: I will say all right, let's.

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Speaker 3: Go back. And I really like it.

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Speaker 7: No, but it's just those important conversations.

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Speaker 5: And well, I think you do a body good job, mate,

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Speaker 5: because I reckon if you know, if people taking photos

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to tear down the castle.

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Speaker 4: So you know, well, are you saying there are photos

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Speaker 4: don't think they exist. IM sorry, it's not like Steph,

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Speaker 5: Like Steph has any number of amazing photos of herself

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Speaker 1: And I think this is a really important book, and.

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Speaker 3: You guys live it out as well.

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Speaker 4: I want to quickly say that I reached out to

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Speaker 3: You wrote back within.

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Speaker 4: Five minutes with like a really great answer, and that

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Speaker 4: just meant the world to myself and men. And again,

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Speaker 4: it's so good that you both clearly live.

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Speaker 5: It Steph Claire Smith, Laura Henshaw, It's always good to

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Speaker 5: see you guys.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for coming in. Was so much fun.

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Speaker 5: And if you want to see those photos, yeah on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: You got to say that.

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Speaker 4: We are asking people if they're currently in the situation

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Speaker 4: where they haven't farted in front of their partner. We

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Speaker 4: received an amazing call from a woman called Charlotte. Charlotte,

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Speaker 4: how long has it been you still haven't farted in

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Speaker 4: front of your partner?

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Speaker 6: An accidental one has slipped out, and I've been so embarrassed.

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Speaker 6: he says to me, all the time. He's like, just

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Speaker 6: I'm like I said, I'm like, there's one there and

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Speaker 6: And he's like, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: Hello Charlotte, Hello Charlotte, So fifteen and a half years

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Speaker 3: Were there any farts?

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Speaker 6: No, not, though you would have heard anyway.

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Speaker 4: Okay, because you were telling us, weren't you that you

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Speaker 6: Sometimes yeah, sometimes totally wild.

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Speaker 4: And again the reason you don't do this is because

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't really explain, like I've married wins get

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Speaker 1: What are they? What are they like?

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Speaker 5: Those Charlotte, Like, are they are they Are they cute

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Speaker 5: or are they you know, are they a bit offensive

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 6: No, I think it's I think it's the sound. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're loud. Yeah, me too, Shalott, they're loud.

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Speaker 1: That's why she goes outside.

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Speaker 5: She's gonna got another room, She's gonna go watch the birds,

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Speaker 1: Imagine next door going there she goes again. Now, Charlotte,

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Speaker 4: Have got an idea for you. We think it's very

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Speaker 3: But we want you to call.

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Speaker 4: Your beautiful husband Graham, and effectively, while you're talking to Graham,

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Speaker 4: I will make a perfect fake fart noise with my mouth, okay,

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Speaker 4: And then we want you to effectively go, oh sorry,

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Speaker 4: that was me. Henceforth, we break this ridiculous holding pattern

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Speaker 4: that you're in with not farting in front of your partner, okay.

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Speaker 11: Oh Wow's actually helping you, though, Charlotte, because the philosophy

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's going to give me the confidence. Just let

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Speaker 1: Great, unbelievable. That's all we want. We can home for

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Speaker 1: Charlotte first, for the first time.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, we're got to go to a song.

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Speaker 1: We've got to go to a song, Charlotte.

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Speaker 4: But right up next, you call your husband and, as

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Speaker 1: Goods.

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Speaker 5: You and I were talking about farting in front of

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Speaker 1: Three years, yeah, three years where you didn't I didn't.

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Speaker 3: Think that'd get topped.

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Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden we received a call

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Speaker 3: For fifteen and a half years.

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Speaker 4: Hello Charlotte, Hello a half that strong strong Floodgates.

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Speaker 1: Do you even think he's gonna like?

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Speaker 5: Because the plan, Charlotte now is that you call your

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Speaker 5: which we're all very excited about. One part of this

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 6: Absolutely?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 4: And I think you'll find I know you'll find, Charlotte,

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Speaker 6: It's going to react. I'm not really sure. Like, I

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Speaker 5: I don't know, unless you all put ourselves in Graham's shoes, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You'd assume it was something else.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's where so Charlotte, if he doesn't bring

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Speaker 4: it up, I will fight multiple times with my mouth

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Speaker 4: because I'm the one.

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Speaker 1: Who's going to make the noise.

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Speaker 3: That's why our start.

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Speaker 4: And then obviously if he says nothing, we'll start building

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Speaker 3: That's been silling.

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Speaker 1: We'll keep its worried about not being attractive in front

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Speaker 5: You can't of be dropping her guts, okay, And that's

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Speaker 5: sort of abhorrent fashion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cute ones, cute ones.

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Speaker 6: If you need to acknowledge that it's me. I need

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Speaker 5: Yes, if he doesn't mention it, you you have to

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready? We're ready. I think Australia is ready.

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Speaker 5: Fifteen and a half years of fat floodgates about to

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Speaker 5: be flung open relief live on the radio, Charlotte. He's

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Speaker 1: Moving forward. Time for you to call your husband Grahame.

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Speaker 6: All right, I'll call him now here we go. Hello, Sure,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Are you busy?

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Speaker 11: Really?

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Speaker 12: On?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 6: I'm just thought it easy to call you. With Austin's

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Speaker 12: Huh huh, I don't know the time, You're like, really,

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Speaker 6: Part is not till Saturday. But the people just called

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Speaker 6: Ah yeah, so they want to know if they can

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Speaker 12: M h. I mean we can go to the equipment lunchtongers.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to see Graham? Graham? Graham are either

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody. We're a radio show. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard of this.

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Speaker 4: Graham, your beautiful partner called us last week and told

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Speaker 1: But you just ignored every.

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Speaker 10: Thought that was there.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 5: It was like it was like so the Norman Engagin

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Speaker 1: Hard like you just you just didn't blink. What is

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Speaker 6: Oh he's obviously a gentleman.

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Speaker 1: But just while we've got Graham.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if Charlotte was I'm not saying she will

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Speaker 12: Would you let mere?

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Speaker 2: After this?

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Speaker 1: It's willing Woody. I don't know how to pack. I

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Speaker 3: When did you realize it?

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Speaker 1: When I was packing? That makes sense.

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Speaker 3: I took some Chino's to a beach holiday.

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Speaker 1: When was I going to wear chin Get it out

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Speaker 5: Before we went to Mexico and Sam took out five

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had eight pairs of shorts in that.

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Speaker 3: She pairs of shorts.

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Speaker 5: So we got it all and then I was like

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Speaker 5: nearly forgot the yoga mat. Well that didn't go down.

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Speaker 1: Well you take that.

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Speaker 4: Well, you can find a yoga mat in with me

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Speaker 4: if you took your yoga mat. I can't actually talk

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Speaker 3: Holiday is an inflatable like sandbag?

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Speaker 1: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 4: And the pump has to come to Just.

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Speaker 1: Take a bag, Just fill a bag with sand It's

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Speaker 5: All right, Let's go to Carla. You suck, Carla, your

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Speaker 5: you reckon. Your partner is a worse packer than me

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, he's horrible.

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Speaker 13: He can't pack for the last of him.

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Speaker 1: Is it a time thing? Like? Is it just is he?

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Speaker 4: Give me an example of what he's gone on a

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Speaker 13: Impact, Well, it's nearly every holiday because we got away

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Speaker 13: and I think he packed like one or two shirts

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Speaker 1: Not a bad move move, yes, my first morning sign.

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Speaker 13: But he's so we've been together for about three years now.

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Speaker 1: Did it work, sharing the pillow, sharing the blanket? Color?

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Speaker 1: Did it work?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've forgotten a pillow and a blanket and my jocks.

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Speaker 1: The chances very good stuff.

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Speaker 6: What happened?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well I think he's a genius. Your partner very quickly, Eileen.

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Speaker 5: Your partner's a bad packer. Yeah, not the best overpacker

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Speaker 10: Oh way under. It was sort of expected that I

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Speaker 10: had his bag all packed, with one explorer sock and

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Speaker 1: How long was he there for? How long was he

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Speaker 10: At least a week? When we used to go to

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Speaker 1: Sock and one single it for a week.

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Speaker 10: Absolutely I had to go shopping.

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Speaker 3: It reminds me of my grandpa went to a outrageous.

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Speaker 1: Outraging but he didn't try like he tried that. Well,

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 3: Obviously I'm trying to get into his psyche there.

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Speaker 4: Obviously it's in case one sock gets dirty or one

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Speaker 1: he's done something. He's got a bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've got a bag.

452
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Speaker 3: It reminds me of my grandfather.

453
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Speaker 4: Though he went into hospital for like a it was

454
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Speaker 4: a procedure effectively, and he had to be in the

455
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Speaker 4: hospital for a week.

456
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Speaker 3: Okay, so that's what six nights?

457
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

458
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, he rocked up the hospital and he had two

459
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Speaker 4: pairs of jogs. And then when my mom said, like Dad, Dad,

460
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,760
Speaker 4: six nights, It's like, Dad, why did you runly pack

461
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,080
Speaker 4: two jocks? And apparently Grandpa looks right at mum and goes, well,

462
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,520
Speaker 4: I can turn him inside out.

463
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Speaker 1: Did you get a word in a different language? Wrong?

464
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because well, Kylie Jenner's definitely not across the beautiful

465
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Speaker 4: language of Arabic because for the first time she has

466
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Speaker 4: announced to the world the name of her child. So

467
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Speaker 4: just to give a little bit of background here, that

468
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Speaker 4: the child used to be called Wolf, she got cold feet,

469
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 4: she canned Wolf, the child had a bit.

470
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Speaker 3: Of time unnamed, and then today she has gone new name.

471
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Speaker 3: I've thought of it.

472
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Speaker 1: I've got it.

473
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Speaker 3: I've nailed it. My son's name is air A, I

474
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Speaker 3: r e. That's my son's name.

475
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Speaker 4: Now she's put this on social medi to you, et cetera,

476
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 4: and a lot of Arabic speaking people online have said,

477
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:11,480
Speaker 4: you obviously didn't realize this, but air means my penis.

478
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 1: So I mean it is penis. It means my.

479
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 3: Penis, and it's slang, so it's slang for my penis.

480
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Speaker 1: And yourself to someone like you know, this kid ever

481
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Speaker 1: goes in the future.

482
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Speaker 4: Well, think about Carla Jennet if she goes to Tunisia.

483
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 4: That's an Arabic speaking country. She walks into Tunisia and says,

484
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 4: this is air. She is effectively saying, this is my penis. Hey, guys,

485
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,400
Speaker 4: how are you going. It's great to be here.

486
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 3: This is my penis. That is I mean that, And she.

487
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 4: Would say that that's every that's every room she walks in.

488
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Speaker 3: Oh, what a beautiful hotel. Before we go in the room,

489
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Speaker 3: this is my penis.

490
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Speaker 5: It's a lot about the kid as well, Like you know,

491
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Speaker 5: if he goes to Tunisia or Oman or something and

492
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Speaker 5: he goes, hi, I am my penis. I mean it's

493
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Speaker 5: it's he's either been in a meditation retreat and he's

494
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Speaker 5: discovered something about himself that you know is the home

495
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 5: truth for all men.

496
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, or something's a wry yeah sure.

497
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Speaker 4: The take home is got to change the name. I mean,

498
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 4: you've done it once. Let's go again. But look, let's

499
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 4: go on, let's get off.

500
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Speaker 1: Caylie Jenner's my penis. Yeah, look, it's deep.

501
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 3: It's deep.

502
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe he should keep that name because it is

503
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 4: so deep and meta.

504
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,719
Speaker 3: But I want to focus more on getting a word

505
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Speaker 3: in a different language. Wrong. So most likely you've traveled

506
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Speaker 3: to a different country.

507
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 4: You think you've got the language down pat but somehow

508
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 4: you've got one of the words wrong and you overuse

509
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 4: it and turns out you know you were saying something embarrassing.

510
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Speaker 3: So if you have experienced that, give us a call.

511
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Speaker 4: On thirteen one oh sixty five, executive producer poop Pants,

512
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 4: you were recently traveling with your partner Georgie, and you

513
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 4: had a pretty good example of this.

514
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Speaker 9: So she was traveling and when we would go and

515
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Speaker 9: we were in a Spanish speaking country, and when she

516
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 9: would go to get drinks, she wanted a straw or

517
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 9: to specifically two straws in her drinks, and she tried

518
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 9: to be very like within their like she wanted to

519
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,120
Speaker 9: use the native language, like try it out, and she

520
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,199
Speaker 9: would use a word she said dos pahas, which is

521
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 9: technically correct, but colloquially it is a term for a

522
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Speaker 9: sexual move on.

523
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: A man sexual move.

524
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Speaker 5: And now, yeah, I think it's for a chicken twisty.

525
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, but yeah, well I

526
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Speaker 1: think I think with.

527
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Speaker 4: The hand a second base, I believe in most people's

528
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 4: baseball games anyway, So.

529
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Speaker 5: She was just going to asking for a drink with

530
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Speaker 5: two of them as well.

531
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Speaker 1: Can I also get to and.

532
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Speaker 9: Using like really lovely like language, like she's very excited

533
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Speaker 9: about you.

534
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Speaker 4: Language she did, she did like at all every baruentu

535
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 4: she was going for this.

536
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: I only learned it the very end way.

537
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Speaker 5: It's almost good that she got two because that kind

538
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 5: of like, you know, delegitimizes.

539
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: It a bit. Otherwise she might have got one. Her knows.

540
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 4: Anyway, if you have experienced this, thirteen one oh six

541
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 4: five is and number getting a word or phrase wrong

542
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Speaker 4: in a different language, And the more embarrassing the better.

543
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 3: Have you got a word or phrase wrong in a different.

544
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Speaker 4: Language, and we're talking about it because Kylie Jenna definitely

545
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 4: doesn't well speak or no Arabic because she has just

546
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 4: renamed her child heir and that means my penis.

547
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 3: Arabic. And this is the she's already changed the baby's

548
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 3: name once.

549
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: So I just know the meaning of that Jordan Spark song,

550
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:54,959
Speaker 1: doesn't it?

551
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 3: What's that?

552
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 7: No?

553
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 3: Nice?

554
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 5: Oh wow?

555
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: How I feel?

556
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 3: And I ain't there?

557
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 5: Yeah no, my pennis, Yeah totally anyway, well know it

558
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 5: inside out anyway, we've got Elizabeth there.

559
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 4: So before we got to Elizabeth, I I spent my

560
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 4: entire time in Spain thinking that the words come on?

561
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Speaker 1: Then how did that sandwiche?

562
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Speaker 10: Right?

563
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: I think you thought that it meant hello For a

564
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Speaker 1: long time, I thought I thought I meant sandwich.

565
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 5: You were just saying come on to people when you

566
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 5: walked into a place. Remember having a discussion with you

567
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 5: because I called you and I was like, how is

568
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 5: Spain going? You man to keep getting ham sandwiches everywhere?

569
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 8: Go?

570
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: And then I was like, and You're like, I don't

571
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Speaker 1: even order them, you just just get them given. It

572
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: was a frustrated was like, how are you saying?

573
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 3: I don't even like ham?

574
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Speaker 4: And then I'd feel rude though that You're in a

575
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Speaker 4: different country and someone hands you a ham sandwich.

576
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Speaker 3: You're like, well, this is obviously a custom.

577
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: Everywhere.

578
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 3: Then punched this ham sandwich.

579
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Speaker 1: You actually had a shocking trop of that Troup.

580
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, for a number of reasons.

581
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 4: We weren't going to of course, let's go to Elizabeth

582
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 4: here on thirteen one O six y five.

583
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Speaker 1: Elizabeth.

584
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 4: So you've got actually another example of a name that

585
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 4: translates Paul in a different nyer.

586
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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I do.

587
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 10: So.

588
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Speaker 14: The name Gus. Actually it's a funny one whenever I

589
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 14: hear it, because and I did meet someone named Gus,

590
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 14: this guy, and I was like, to see my head's,

591
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 14: oh interesting name, because if I were to ever introduce

592
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 14: this guy to my parents, well, their background is Macedonians.

593
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 14: And you actually directly translates as the word bumb, so

594
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 14: it'd be like, Hi, mom, meet bumb.

595
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 3: Yes, extraordinary.

596
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,959
Speaker 14: Also the name Sarah, yeah, so if you pronounce it

597
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 14: with likely a European accent, shared ah, it translates says

598
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 14: I'm literally.

599
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: Interesting.

600
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 3: I'm literally taking it right now.

601
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: Ah, that's amazing. Hey.

602
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 5: I had a friend when we did a French exchange

603
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 5: program and she really like rated, like had to have

604
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 5: the teachers at school called up because she'd been with

605
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 5: her living with their family for like a few weeks

606
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 5: and she just had dinner with them one night and

607
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 5: she was sitting down and she wanted to say, I'm full,

608
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 5: and she looked up in the dictionary, and I'm full

609
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 5: literally translates to on scent, So she said, she's on scent,

610
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 5: but it also means and keep in mind she's sitting

611
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 5: in an entire table of the family and they were like, oh,

612
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 5: how are you going. Just is on sand and she's

613
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 5: a sixteen year old girl in a foreign country means

614
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 5: I'm pregnant.

615
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and her friends.

616
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: Friend wasn't good enough to deep that with the like

617
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Speaker 1: that's incredible because.

618
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Speaker 5: They thought like they didn't know whether like one of

619
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Speaker 5: the kids.

620
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, why old jeez, let's go to bass here now, Bass.

621
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 4: Oh no, this is interesting.

622
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: Bass.

623
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 3: You you you speak Arabic.

624
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 4: We're talking about Carlie Jenner's new baby's name being air.

625
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 3: Which translates to a slang word for my open.

626
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: Is that true?

627
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 15: Well yeah, technically yes, but it's it's ass So you've

628
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 15: got to roll they so imagine there saying a y

629
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 15: r ah. So rather than saying ass er, how.

630
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: Would you use it an assentience? Bass?

631
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 15: Uh? Well, it's really weird because the way the way

632
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 15: Arabic SWO words work is it's very districtive. It's very descriptive.

633
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, just dream please please use sentence.

634
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 15: Yeah, so in Arabic, if I was going to say

635
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 15: something in Arabic, I'm going to say something please all right?

636
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 15: Eighty It means my penis in you.

637
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 3: Oh you really went there. I thought you were here.

638
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 3: It's my penis and.

639
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: I saw that coming.

640
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 3: That was pretty well.

641
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: About.

642
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 3: It's like a clean like ap as. I can see

643
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 3: your arrow.

644
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 5: But you right, that's my fault and I'll be in

645
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 5: that more Will and Woody Goodness after this.

646
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 3: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

647
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 5: You seem to think that you've got a clinical condition

648
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 5: where you can't hear lyrics. You physically cannot hear them.

649
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 3: It's just it's just when there's a lot I'm very

650
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 3: sensitive to noise.

651
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: And you're working radio.

652
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: It's a weird one, isn't it.

653
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 4: We're in a sound proof studio, though, I just hearing

654
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 4: voices almost beautifully. If I go to a cafe or

655
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 4: too much sound noise and someone tries to talk to me,

656
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 4: yes I melt.

657
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 5: But you would hear these songs that we're testing you

658
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 5: on with the lyrics, but a hundred times per day.

659
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 4: But so when I'm when a song plays, I just

660
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 4: hear a lot of like a cacophony of sound. I

661
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 4: can't distinguished between lyric and beat or instruments, so I

662
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 4: just hear blurs of noise.

663
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, So if anybody else thinks they're in the

664
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 5: same boat as Woods, because I do think we need

665
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 5: someone to compare you to.

666
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 3: It's a real thing.

667
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 5: Because has this because your incapacity to nail song lyrics

668
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 5: is it's almost superhuman.

669
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Speaker 3: Thank you, I think, thank you. I appreciate that you

670
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 3: can talk.

671
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: You can talk, you can talk, you can talk, talk

672
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: can talk.

673
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 4: He can talk because I'm not ready.

674
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Speaker 1: To father demons of my life. Perfect, all right, here

675
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: we get hey learn is called, which is great. Luna.

676
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: You reckon, you're you reckon. You're all right at song lyrics.

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Speaker 6: I am fantastic at it.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, perfect. He needs to bring it on.

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Speaker 6: You need to put his money where his mouth is.

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Speaker 5: No, no, well he can't sing right, There's there's nothing

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Speaker 5: to put.

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Speaker 3: The I'm admitting that I'm bad, Luna.

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Speaker 5: I'm just got blood in the water, Lona here to

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Speaker 5: squash him.

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Speaker 1: And I love that. I love that. You're gonna go first.

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Speaker 5: Okay, great, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to Luna for

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Speaker 5: just to show the normal person can do it. But

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Speaker 5: you're first, Miley Cyrus. We just heard this song, right, great?

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Speaker 1: I like this one. You know this song?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, flowers, yeah, take it away.

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Speaker 10: Here we go, God remembered.

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Speaker 16: I will buy you flowers, pin your hair, sing songs

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Speaker 16: for him.

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Speaker 1: That's absolutely nowhere. He just stop, just stop. I'm on

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Speaker 1: with the flowers. But do you want to hear? No, No,

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Speaker 1: you're half got it right, You're half got it right.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Luna.

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Speaker 5: Learner, Luna, your turn, here go, here goes learn God remembered.

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Speaker 6: I can buy myself flowers. I can buy my name

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Speaker 6: in the sand, talk to myself for hours.

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Speaker 5: Yes, no, very good, Lona. You know then, Jamie, she's

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Speaker 5: got the lorn. She hasn't got the voice. I'm not

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Speaker 5: sure I can do another round of Luna singing. He's

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Speaker 5: really shattered my coffee cup in here, shocking Yeah, Luna,

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Speaker 5: g whiz, I mean half the half the package?

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Speaker 1: All right, final song?

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Speaker 5: Here?

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Speaker 1: Here you go, Lizza. Are you read?

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Speaker 5: Here we go, because I'm read.

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Speaker 1: You've got to feel the bits. You can't just scatter

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Speaker 1: over the other know she doesn't.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm going to go to Luna. Lona gets another chance,

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Speaker 5: the glass shatter herself. She's here, learner, you're us.

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Speaker 1: Am I ready, girl, There ain't a doubt?

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Speaker 6: Am I ready?

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Speaker 15: What you talking about?

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Speaker 10: Am I ready?

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Speaker 15: You gotta figure it out?

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Speaker 1: Very good? Well, mad toyas Luna beats.

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Speaker 5: Anyone hears that, I think, well, I think, Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: think lots of people do.

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Speaker 10: Right now.

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Speaker 5: It's love to know the most embarrassing thing that happened

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Speaker 5: to you at school on thirteen one, six five, you'd

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Speaker 5: like to share a story. The reason we're talking about

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Speaker 5: it is because Harry Styles relived. I think the most

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Speaker 5: embarrassing that happened to me at school, which is I

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Speaker 5: had a double dacking in front of my crush Aarleen

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Speaker 5: Sharon crutch for a crush, yeah, next to the next

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Speaker 5: to the basketball court.

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Speaker 1: I was nine years old. It was a shocking time,

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Speaker 1: shocking time, and.

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Speaker 5: Really like, there can be any story here woods and

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Speaker 5: they can be really simple.

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Speaker 1: Often.

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Speaker 5: I mean my friend, I'll call him the rat or

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Speaker 5: rat Ray. He Jean's for Jean's Day. We remember jeans

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Speaker 5: for Jean's Day, gold coin donation. You rock up in

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Speaker 5: your jeans.

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Speaker 1: It was great, great initiative, great initiative.

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Speaker 5: Year seven, so not a great time to experiment with

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Speaker 5: just other thirteen year old boys. But he rocked up

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Speaker 5: gold coin donation jeans for Jean's Day, and he and

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Speaker 5: he wore orange Fubu snappants.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's that is bold.

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Speaker 5: He only got ten minutes into recess. Yeah, and it

748
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Speaker 5: was it was just all over.

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Speaker 4: And they make the swish noise as well. So that's

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Speaker 4: you know, we can hear you coming.

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Speaker 1: That's rights.

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00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 5: Well, that's right. You could hear him, you could see him.

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Speaker 5: It was inescapable in fact. Just another really simple one

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Speaker 5: for me is when you rocked up in casual clothes

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Speaker 5: and it wasn't casual clothes day, but then you.

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Speaker 3: Used to like untuck your shirt.

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Speaker 1: You know, I used to untuck your shirt.

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Speaker 3: And oh no, I was untucked my shirt a little bit.

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Speaker 1: My just clothing. You just didn't want to be the

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Speaker 1: one out, didn't you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, love to hear from you guys. Just

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Speaker 5: into thirty one and six five. The most embarrassing thing

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Speaker 5: you have to do it at school.

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Speaker 6: So we all know our falfa.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 17: So when when I was in classroom year five, I

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Speaker 17: had one of those hands be yep, and it got

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Speaker 17: caught in my hair, and so I decided to chop

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Speaker 17: my hair off, and I had this little out file fire,

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Speaker 17: and my teacher told me to take my hair and

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Speaker 17: my fan to the principle.

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Speaker 1: O all your hair off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a whole cord and a fan.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I haven't had hair for a long time,

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Speaker 5: but it ends it was pretty rash thing to be doing.

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Speaker 4: School drop off and pick up was always at just

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Speaker 4: a scary time, because that's when the world, you know,

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Speaker 4: gets to see your parent. My dad once picked me

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Speaker 4: up in the Scrooge mcduffmomur. You know my dad goes

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Speaker 4: to you know, he goes to bed in that huge mile,

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Speaker 4: a big ninety and I don't know why, but he

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Speaker 4: was wearing to school pick up.

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Speaker 3: It was like, mate, clearly been in.

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Speaker 1: Bed all day.

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Speaker 4: Get back in the car, stroage, Let's go to fin

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Speaker 4: in fins. What what's the most embarrassing thing that happened

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Speaker 4: to you at school?

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Speaker 12: I'll get expelled in grade white.

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Speaker 10: Early.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, because my little legs and my little brain didn't

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Speaker 12: see affoll. The toilets were too far away, so I

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00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 12: dug a hole conveniently located to the playground, so I

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Speaker 12: didn't have to go all the way to the toilet.

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Speaker 12: I just went to my little two pole. Hang on, teatures,

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Speaker 12: hang on, hang on.

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Speaker 3: You got expelled.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you got expelled for taking a poo

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Speaker 4: in a hole effectively.

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Speaker 12: For a year and a half.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you dug your train, Yeah, yeah, play out. You

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Speaker 1: had a private one that was.

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00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 12: Well private until they saw then it wasn't hang on.

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Speaker 3: Rough number, rough number. How many times in a year

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Speaker 3: and a half were you using your own.

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Speaker 12: Hole, let's say at least once a week?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was it turn over the soil

807
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 5: with the number one every now and.

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Speaker 1: There, and they expelled you for that. Imagine a head

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Speaker 1: of the S.

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Speaker 15: I C.

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Speaker 1: You're a genius.

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Speaker 8: P Right.

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Speaker 12: Was not as amazed as I am.

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Speaker 6: Man