WEBVTT - #107 School Gremlins, Free Kids Meals And Push Presents

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, all of board, you do look like the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of guy who'd be into trains.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, I prefer a train over a bast just because

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<v Speaker 2>it's more smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever gone plane spotting?

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<v Speaker 2>We used to walk to the end of the runway

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<v Speaker 2>at the Gold Coast Airport because it was quite close

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<v Speaker 2>the fence. And he's going to sound pathetic. We used

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<v Speaker 2>to take people there when they come and visit. That

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<v Speaker 2>was like the attraction. What kind of people? Just people

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<v Speaker 2>that would stay with us. We were like, you should

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<v Speaker 2>see this, come down and shoot big flying birds. I

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<v Speaker 2>take people.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a big burden, the scar and it flies over you.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome back to.

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<v Speaker 1>Two Dating Dads. I am Maddie j Pennimash and this

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<v Speaker 1>is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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<v Speaker 1>it is the bad, and the real later ball and

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<v Speaker 1>if you've can't wanting any type of advice, stop right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much. Sung in a while, we have

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<v Speaker 4>not sung. We need to do more singing. We do

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<v Speaker 4>right right right? Write that down. I need to pull

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<v Speaker 4>you up on something. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you beat me home to my house where we

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<v Speaker 1>are currently recording, and I was shocked at what I

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<v Speaker 1>saw on the street. So a car parked just in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the road.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not mine. Have you seen your car?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it right than another street? Is it we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm gotta take a photo. I'm going to post

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<v Speaker 1>it on the Facebook's.

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<v Speaker 4>Not that bad, are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm it's the person next to me. Have you seen

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<v Speaker 2>how far across they are?

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<v Speaker 4>People?

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<v Speaker 1>People weren't sure they thought you were Like in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy was like stopped, he didn't know which way

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Your car is like just parked across a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lane just there in the street called the ambulance.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not even it's not even backed up.

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<v Speaker 4>I get things out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally just in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I really hope.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone just fucking cleans it up. That's the plan. But honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that I thought it was playing on. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't see. The person next to me is quite far over,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's their fault. I nearly couldn't get out of the door.

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<v Speaker 1>You're better than that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not well.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really you live very fresh, very fresh. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>the pendulum swings. You know that with me?

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<v Speaker 4>What eerr are we in now? Balance error?

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<v Speaker 2>We spoke about it last week, and I am continuing

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<v Speaker 2>with balance where I'm not drinking as much during the

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<v Speaker 2>week okay, and I'm exercising much more to keep myself distracted.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you know how they give mice cocaine, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and then imagine weaning one of those mice off cocaine.

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<v Speaker 4>But cocaine's the beer for the records, for the records. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>just keep him distracted, keep him on a wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you.

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<v Speaker 4>Feeling, I'm all right, okay, I'm not sleep very well.

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<v Speaker 4>Go on, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I get like you laughed at me last time when

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<v Speaker 2>I said this restless legs syndrome.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's really really ramped up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what will make you feel better? I have

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<v Speaker 1>some very exciting years.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you go into that news before, I just want

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<v Speaker 2>to wish Macy a very happy birthday. I forgot sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>we forget about Matcie.

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<v Speaker 4>She's so quiet. She's like, hey, I'm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, I've forgotten something and she's just like outside the

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<v Speaker 1>car still, So happy birthday to MACI can we just

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<v Speaker 1>confirm because people are wanting to know the answer to

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<v Speaker 1>one question and one question only, have you thrown a

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<v Speaker 1>birthday party for the one and only Macy.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we had like a gathering.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a party.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't a party. That's a party.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was a gathering because April and Macy are

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<v Speaker 2>a week apart in birthdays, different years.

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<v Speaker 1>And did you have a birthday cake? Damn it, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a birthday party.

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<v Speaker 4>It didn't cost me anything. That's that's a wind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had like a little gathering, but not like Antler,

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<v Speaker 2>not like the hurrah that was Oscars.

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<v Speaker 1>You've become a fledged fucking dad birthday parties and all

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<v Speaker 1>stop fighting it. You're one of us now.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not happening anymore one of us. It's over the.

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<v Speaker 1>Old actual dependulum swinging. It's swinging now in favor of

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<v Speaker 1>you being an amazing dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't try and fight it. Just embrace it, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll embrace it. Let me know next year when we

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<v Speaker 2>have a you know.

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<v Speaker 4>What, Christmas is canceled.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I must have I must have missed my invitation

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<v Speaker 1>to the gathering because I must have not checked my

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<v Speaker 1>phone because I didn't see anything coming through.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know it was happening two the day before.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's no I know what you are like, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to add.

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<v Speaker 1>Some extra What am I like?

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<v Speaker 5>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>If you know what I'm like, well go.

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<v Speaker 2>On, I think throwing something at you last minute, an

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<v Speaker 2>hour away, throw away bro, I'll catch anything, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>next time I'll be like, hey, bro, this afternoon, if

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<v Speaker 2>you can make it over to mon Vale all the

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<v Speaker 2>way from North Bonde, packy kids up into the car,

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<v Speaker 2>and Ellie because she's definitely invited, Elly so you don't

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<v Speaker 2>see earlier there nodding.

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<v Speaker 4>Then we'll do it. That was a terrible do it.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a terrible joke. Sorry, I was trying to

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<v Speaker 4>make you feel I did lose Eli for a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of hours. I was wondering she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it was more of impromptu afternoon. And then someone

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<v Speaker 2>brang a cake, and then the whole pub stopped and

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<v Speaker 2>sang for Mazie. And then there were presents. They're gift bags.

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<v Speaker 2>But you weren't about it. Nah, I'm kidding, fucking work

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<v Speaker 2>me up like that. Also, someone's wedding anniversary. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure if you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I do now, but I didn't. I didn't in

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<v Speaker 1>the lead up too.

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<v Speaker 4>I just don't. I've missed it somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only two years I know, And it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>busy period right now. Ash, In hindsight, getting married in

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<v Speaker 1>November was the worst month to get married because it's

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<v Speaker 1>just so freaking busy, Like it's just it's awful.

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<v Speaker 4>It's awful. I got a lot of my plate, Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you know someone who's more of a veteran

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, coming up to eight years next year.

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<v Speaker 1>And what advice have you got for me?

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<v Speaker 4>Just don't forget it. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>In my defense, I forgot. Laura forgot. We were at

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<v Speaker 1>a birthday party and someone who was at the birthday

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<v Speaker 1>party was also at our wedding and they actually said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, it's your wedding anniversary coming up. And

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>We forgot to this year. We were in BALI must

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<v Speaker 4>be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the day after and April I were kid

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<v Speaker 2>free for a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your date of the wedding? The sixth of October.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a tricky date. That's a hard day to remember.

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<v Speaker 4>And is it the sixth of October? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck yes it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, And it was the seventh of October and a

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<v Speaker 2>friend that we were with came up to us and

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<v Speaker 2>we were sitting in the lobby of the hotel, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes, hey, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Forgot to wish you. I have the anniversary yesterday. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>and we're like shod we all of us have sex now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it was that weird moment where Laura and I

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<v Speaker 1>we both were in the situation going we have forgotten,

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<v Speaker 1>Like are you called doing nothing? I'm called doing nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>But then we have to keep saying, like you're not

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<v Speaker 1>secretly planning something, right, I'm not kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of disappointed when no one to see it really planned anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I had the present under the house.

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<v Speaker 4>And when did you let him out?

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<v Speaker 1>That was Yeah, it was a quiet anniversary. We'll celebrate

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<v Speaker 1>it next two years. It's not even worthy of a celebration.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to laugh at that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is such like an old person sentence to say, what,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll celebrate it next year. There's like something my grandmother

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<v Speaker 2>would say if we forgot her birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>She'd be like, celebrate it next year when I'm dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, we need to make more of an.

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<v Speaker 2>Effort everyone does. I think, just look, you're busy, you

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<v Speaker 2>do what you can. Thank you, thank you for understanding.

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<v Speaker 2>You get to no. Well, I'll have a quick word

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<v Speaker 2>to her. I recall after this ended up. I had

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<v Speaker 2>we had, didn't you. Let's let's move on.

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<v Speaker 6>I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this exciting news.

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<v Speaker 4>Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>This will make you feel a lot better because I

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<v Speaker 1>have something to show you, something that I've been working on.

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<v Speaker 1>We've spoken about the fact that we need merch right.

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<v Speaker 1>The podcast needs it. Every podcast needs to have this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the full stop at the end of the sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>We've not had it for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you've done this behind my back.

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<v Speaker 1>The wag is over.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like when I sponsored that football team behind

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<v Speaker 2>your back, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Done the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Who just wants to well, oh, you didn't know you've

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<v Speaker 2>got No, I'm just looking at I just I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>at hats that say you must be not Matthew.

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<v Speaker 4>What you didn't I did? Ah? How do I let

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<v Speaker 4>you down?

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<v Speaker 1>It must be nice?

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<v Speaker 4>How do I let you down? Must have these looking good?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, don't get me wrong, they look great. However, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if you've seen the Facebook post of how

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<v Speaker 2>much and Andy did the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's was no, no, no, there's was lost touch

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<v Speaker 1>with the common man.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they've got must be nice hats. How similar

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<v Speaker 2>are the hats identical? To the point they could sue it.

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<v Speaker 2>How many did you order these five hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it really similar?

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<v Speaker 4>It's identical? Okay, but okay, let's look it up. Look

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<v Speaker 4>it up, look it up. Look, let's get our producer

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<v Speaker 4>to bring that up for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Although big point of difference. We have a full stop

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of ours.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, play on, I play on, I say, I think

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<v Speaker 4>we're good. I don't know if we are. I really

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<v Speaker 4>like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the same fune everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, hang on, there's a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's this curve curve, there's this curved and ours

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<v Speaker 1>is a full stop.

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<v Speaker 2>What we should have done is should have done the

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<v Speaker 2>Star Wars Wars version, and it could be the Yoda one.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice must be.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice must be, nice must be. But look, fuck, you've

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<v Speaker 2>how many five hundred? We're gonna have to shut the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast down because that's the whole merch budget. Now, what

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<v Speaker 2>are we gonna do with them? Well, we might be

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<v Speaker 2>able to sell them. Do you know what I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to wear mine for the rest of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>As we can't do that or we get in trouble,

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<v Speaker 2>please wear away.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's not like Hamish Nandy, that big of

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast. Surely they don't have a strong legal team

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<v Speaker 1>behind they.

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<v Speaker 4>Come after us. It's all good things for us, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we actually we need to have some type of like,

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<v Speaker 1>we need some conflict.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we want a battle. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're going to fight someone, go after the

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<v Speaker 1>big dog Hamish Nandy come for us.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So we're bringing out a new one then

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<v Speaker 2>that says nice, must be.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice? Comma nice be.

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to put my hand up and say

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<v Speaker 1>my bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Who else is going to put their hands up?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what, it's not your fault. That's our

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<v Speaker 2>producer's fault that she didn't double check that. Jessica.

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<v Speaker 4>Shame shame, that's shame on you. That's a written warning.

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<v Speaker 1>Shame on you.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll make it work, maybe if we changed it to

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<v Speaker 2>must be nice. Matt Okay, right, well it feels quite

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<v Speaker 2>nice on the top of my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, back to the drawing board we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well it's a nice try.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the thought behind it, but you've opened up

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<v Speaker 2>to a potential lawsuit, which you know what. Bring it on, Matthew. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we spoke last week. You had Marley's orientation. I believe

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<v Speaker 2>you had another one today week next week, and you

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<v Speaker 2>had an information session not that long ago. Well we've

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<v Speaker 2>had our information session finally your first one. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>So we did. We did it differently. We did like

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<v Speaker 2>a school tour. Then we did oscar like a handover

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<v Speaker 2>with a buddy or whatever. Nice, And then we did

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<v Speaker 2>one the other day that was a handover, but we

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<v Speaker 2>stayed in the library. The kids were in class, and

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<v Speaker 2>they gave the informations by the kids were in class, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a great way to do it. Two birds with

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<v Speaker 1>the one stone.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue, I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>No one told me how boring this thing was going

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<v Speaker 4>to be. Fuck, it was boring.

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<v Speaker 1>This is your child's education, this is their future.

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<v Speaker 4>I started to act out like I was at school again.

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<v Speaker 2>April sat in front of me, and I was with

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<v Speaker 2>a mate because all our kids going together, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was just like poking and poking a rounder the arm

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<v Speaker 2>or she would like murmur to one of the girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Next t I was like, you're listening, like just little

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<v Speaker 2>things like that. I wanted to play the penis game,

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<v Speaker 2>but no one else wanted to play with me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fucking terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, the PA didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have just lost your straight off.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight away, I said, can you hear what are we

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<v Speaker 2>talking about? Then they went on for fifteen twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't sleds in school too much because I've my

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<v Speaker 2>kids about to go there for six years.

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<v Speaker 4>But they there was like a big.

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<v Speaker 2>Change in like New South Wales teaching curriculum about job

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<v Speaker 2>share and whatever, which I think job share.

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<v Speaker 4>Is great for the record. What is job share? So

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<v Speaker 4>like a teacher because.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the lack of teachers there are out there, right,

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<v Speaker 2>there's job share now, so a mum can be a

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<v Speaker 2>teacher for two days a week and there's another teacher

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<v Speaker 2>who also teaches that class for the other three days

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<v Speaker 2>of the week paid. It's like a part time teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, so like your kids have two teachers? Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>was it a recruitment drive? No, no, no, they wanted

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<v Speaker 2>they have to pass on the information because it's legislation

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<v Speaker 2>that in schools Now it's it's essentially across the board.

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<v Speaker 4>They're allowed to offer it to potential teachers. Love that before,

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<v Speaker 4>like the school that.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to already implemented that because they're allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>do it individually.

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<v Speaker 4>But now it's like across the board.

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<v Speaker 2>You're elite, you're illegally allowed to I could have that wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Once again.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are a parent with a child entering into

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<v Speaker 1>the school system, do not use this way.

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<v Speaker 2>And I look and honestly I cannot concentrate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, at all it is. It's obviously I care where

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<v Speaker 1>my child goes. But at the same time, the school,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in our catchment. That's why we picked it. We

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<v Speaker 1>know it's a goodish school. Like it's KINDI as well,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how critical is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, if it's bad, I'll figure that out when

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<v Speaker 1>I drop them off and I start funning out that

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<v Speaker 1>is bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I think, like, I'm not good with information.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't give me any information, give me visuals.

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<v Speaker 4>How come you just didn't? If it was a puppet show,

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<v Speaker 4>I would be like, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was hard work two hours.

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<v Speaker 4>That's come on on a plastic seat. How's your back fucked?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And look love the school. I went there as a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>so not the school's great. I already know it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked over at April and I said, this is

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<v Speaker 2>really a one parent job totally. You don't need me

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<v Speaker 2>here for this. But then they were like, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to give you all of this information in a pack.

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<v Speaker 2>Just give me the fucking pack and give you went

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<v Speaker 2>two hours back. Look, it was necessary information.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it. Okay, I get it. They've got to

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<v Speaker 4>do it, and.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was so boring. I look over and a

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<v Speaker 2>dad another dad has nodded off and I'm talking swaying.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, I don't know if we can post

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<v Speaker 1>a video because I can't. I saw the video and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like someone was hit with a tranquilize.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't because he's going to go to school with

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<v Speaker 2>my kids, going to find out he could be dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was sitting on the edge of a desk like.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he was fully upright.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like in the back corner did no one

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<v Speaker 1>tap him on the shoulder and say, hey, dude, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta I was jealous.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, how do you do that? Good effort fall?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, And then afterwards, fucking that guy was full of energy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was running up and down and then I it

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<v Speaker 2>finished up and all the parents congregated out in the

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<v Speaker 2>front of the library, and you know me, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really like a lot of people, you know, like, I

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<v Speaker 2>get a bit overwhelmed very much. So I got really overwhelmed,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I just said to April, I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to go and sit over there. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I tried to call you to try just focus

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<v Speaker 2>on one person. Thanks for answering, by the way, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, Okay, well, I need to just

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<v Speaker 2>distract myself because I was feeling a little bit overwhelmed

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<v Speaker 2>with all like the interaction. And then I'm sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden, the bell goes and within

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<v Speaker 2>ten seconds, I'm surrounded by fucking kids. Like so I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, and then I came back, and no one

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<v Speaker 2>else knew except for April, that I needed to just

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<v Speaker 2>get away from the situation. And my mates that were

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<v Speaker 2>there were just like, I just look over and you're

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<v Speaker 2>fucking sick with a bunch of kids.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, do.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you'll be the type of parent who donates

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<v Speaker 1>their time to the cafeteria?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>They Actually there's a guy who works in the cafeteria

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<v Speaker 2>who's got kids that go to the school there.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a cool dude. I liked him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was not probably because he was talking about food,

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<v Speaker 1>because they do make it sound very enticing. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids love it when they come to got their

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<v Speaker 1>lunch and they seem the more dad in the cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like really, I was like, hanging a second,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just trying to fucking bait me for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Oscar to see me. He was like.

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<v Speaker 1>That, Yeah, we had an orientation this morning for high school.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just skipping it all together. Will do You've got

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<v Speaker 1>a There are people who, at the age of one

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<v Speaker 1>and two are already enrolled at high school.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that why when you came in after me?

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<v Speaker 2>You waited until I wasn't looking at what you were wearing,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you ran up the stairs and I looked

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<v Speaker 2>up and you were in a nice collared shirt tucked in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was looking respectable. They were screening us already.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck, are you serious? That is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to enroll them before grade three to begin

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<v Speaker 1>with the chance to be considered for a particular school

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<v Speaker 1>for Yeah, I won't say the name of the school,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have to there. There were people there in

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<v Speaker 1>the orientation. One of the head of departments was like,

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<v Speaker 1>just out of interest, you've got some kids here.

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<v Speaker 4>How old are yours?

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<v Speaker 1>How old are yours? There was a mom there who

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<v Speaker 1>was due and four weeks who was already at the

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<v Speaker 1>orientation for high school life.

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<v Speaker 4>Get a get a life. That's all I've got to

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<v Speaker 4>say to that, Like if if your place your child's future,

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<v Speaker 4>it's his future, not mine, like suck it up.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I went to a I went, okay, they

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<v Speaker 2>explained a lot, so I just I'll just keep a

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<v Speaker 2>mouth shut now.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was a there was a part they did

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<v Speaker 1>a talk and then they afterwards they split people up

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<v Speaker 1>into different groups, and they then give you a tour

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<v Speaker 1>of the school and they said, listen closely. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to explain to you how your groups get

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<v Speaker 1>split up. And as a joke, they were like, and

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<v Speaker 1>these two instructions, listen carefully because if you get it wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>this is how we know who are the good parents

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<v Speaker 1>and the bad parents.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, oh fuck, that was me. I'd

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<v Speaker 4>be fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>I stood outside and I was like, who's the good group?

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<v Speaker 4>Where's my group? Oh my god, I just can't get

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<v Speaker 4>over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone everyone had their like they're like student leader who

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<v Speaker 1>then took them on their tour. I was there by myself,

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<v Speaker 1>how's left behind? Wondering the whole and then like just

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<v Speaker 1>followed a group. I was like, okay, there's got no

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<v Speaker 1>chance anyway. I think, okay, I can't get my head

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<v Speaker 1>around there.

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<v Speaker 4>But why, like, why do you want the girls to

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<v Speaker 4>go to this particular school? Is it like a it's

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<v Speaker 4>a private school.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a private school, and they value not only education,

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<v Speaker 1>but but co curricular education as well. Ash we want

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<v Speaker 1>to give them an experience that covers all areas of

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<v Speaker 1>life in addition to drama, music, sport as well as education.

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<v Speaker 4>Given risties and the bushes and then education, is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't that wasn't on the pamphlet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's definitely what's happening in some Catholic school is the

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<v Speaker 2>handies handies Saturday mornings. Yeah, look, I just think, man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's both girls.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want fip a coin. Who gets it? No,

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon, we know who's going to get it. I

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<v Speaker 4>think that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But just for the record, yes, everyone listening out there,

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<v Speaker 2>I think for the record, that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree, Okay, I'm glad that. But look, also, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I know whose idea it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I know exactly whose idea was to go whose she

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<v Speaker 2>shall remain nameless, Laura Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>No, to be honest, it was my sister who listens

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<v Speaker 1>to this podcast. So I do want to say thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to my sister. No, you don't, I do know, ire

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<v Speaker 1>winking at me. I want the kids. Ideally they all

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<v Speaker 1>go to the same school with the cousins. The cousins,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, perfect, But do you know what's happened? All

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<v Speaker 1>this preparation for school next year has given me one

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<v Speaker 1>of the words, weeks of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Explain. So on Monday morning, I've got.

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<v Speaker 1>A text that sent shivers down my spine. It read,

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget everybody. This week is lunchbox week.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what they do to try and little baby steps.

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<v Speaker 4>Week in week out. I know what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>If any parent's out there, explain what that is. So

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<v Speaker 1>there's certain little things, activities, milestones that they like the

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<v Speaker 1>kids to do who are transitioning to KINDI this is

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<v Speaker 1>at daycare. One of them is like you for the

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<v Speaker 1>week you wear your school uniform to week you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you practice what's going to happen next year. Lunchbox week

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<v Speaker 1>and my daycare, for the record, is one where the

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<v Speaker 1>food is provided. We never have to pack a lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>which is just beautiful. That task, the fact that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to do that each morning, it makes me

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<v Speaker 1>so happy. It's painful, bro, It's fucking awful. So get

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<v Speaker 1>this text lunchbox Week. And I also I'm conscious of

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you don't want your kid to be

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<v Speaker 1>the only one. Oh shit, hang on a second, damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to upload these photos for money for a

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<v Speaker 1>show and tell sorry, that's another thought. This is very classic.

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<v Speaker 1>Remind this record. So this is like, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>upload these photos because Marley keeps.

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<v Speaker 2>There's parents out there now listening to this check and

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<v Speaker 2>they did the exact same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I always forget. So my hey, lunchbox week, what do

0:23:25.400 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 1>we got? And of course, like Monday, Monday afternoon is

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<v Speaker 1>when I do my shopping.

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<v Speaker 4>There's some old gold rowings.

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<v Speaker 1>So open the pantry. I have a pack of Doritos

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<v Speaker 1>that we were weirdly given by Halloween. People gave out

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<v Speaker 1>chips perfect ground that in the lunch box it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an old apple that's almost soft to touch

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<v Speaker 1>because it's at the bottom back corner of the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like cool. I put that in there as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Still fresh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Marley goes, I really want something. Everyone gets something.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe it.

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<v Speaker 7>If the apple is squishy, it means it's ripe. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 7>moving up, it bounced yeah. And then Marley was like,

0:24:01.920 --> 0:24:04.800
<v Speaker 7>I need a treat. People get a treat. And I thought,

0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 7>do they get a treat? And she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>You know those chop chip cookies, my chopship cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, I take an ownership of that box.

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<v Speaker 4>I've eaten majority of them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very good. Marley says, can you please give me

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<v Speaker 1>one of those? Everybody gets a treat? And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I remember getting a treat like you get

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<v Speaker 1>like a little some so pretty easy lunchbox she had changed.

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<v Speaker 1>She had an off Apple, a packet of Doritos, and

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<v Speaker 1>one chop chip cookie wrapped up in glad wrap.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good effort.

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<v Speaker 1>Came picked her up.

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<v Speaker 4>She'd eate none of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Teacher had to pull me aside and be like, just

0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:47.359
<v Speaker 1>the cookies had nuts in it. And then the Toritos

0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:49.639
<v Speaker 1>were not good. They were like, oh, we try not

0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>to give them too many sweets as well. So I

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:55.280
<v Speaker 1>got reprimanded when I picked her up and you were like,

0:24:55.280 --> 0:24:57.160
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, tomorrow, I'll send it. I'll send the room

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<v Speaker 1>with McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Look, we did talk about this last week and

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:08.199
<v Speaker 2>last year. I'm pretty sure the exact same thing happened.

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Did you have the same We didn't do it last

0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:11.960
<v Speaker 2>you witnessed it.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe she maybe because she was in that group.

0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:17.480
<v Speaker 2>And I do recall you complaining about still having to

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<v Speaker 2>pay full child fees.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, yeah, were still they're getting a week off food.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also extra shit because Lola is missing out Lola's

0:25:27.760 --> 0:25:31.920
<v Speaker 1>group which is still upstairs but separate another room. None

0:25:31.960 --> 0:25:35.119
<v Speaker 1>of those kids are having lunchbox week Every morning I

0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:37.080
<v Speaker 1>pack Miley's lunchbox and Lola's going.

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<v Speaker 4>But what about me?

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I want a lunch box.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hell yeah, look nightmare hell out there, Ash, I

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<v Speaker 2>know it. And I've been making Oscar well, April does

0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:50.520
<v Speaker 2>majority of I made Oscar's lunch last night for today.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you have?

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 2>He has a vegemint sandwich every day, loves it. That's

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 2>that's a start and also handy hint. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>give you a tip.

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<v Speaker 4>Laid on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Get one of those little Bento box with their name

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<v Speaker 2>on it. You can go sandwich fruit, keep it all

0:26:07.720 --> 0:26:09.959
<v Speaker 2>separate so the fruit doesn't make the sandwich soggy?

0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:14.520
<v Speaker 4>Am I a good parent? This is all Aple's doing?

0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 1>What is this weird universe that I'm working on it?

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 2>If it was April's doing, it'll be in a fish

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:25.640
<v Speaker 2>tackle box anyway, next to the lures. Yeah, next none

0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:27.679
<v Speaker 2>o the hooks, the old rusty one.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning I did because we did some grocery shopping.

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I gave her some blueberries. I gave her.

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<v Speaker 4>It took you to Wednesday to get it right.

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:37.800
<v Speaker 1>And then I gave her some cheese and some crackers.

0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:39.680
<v Speaker 4>Will she eat any of it? Probably not?

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:43.439
<v Speaker 2>Has it cost me like fifteen dollars? Yes, that's ridiculous.

0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:46.240
<v Speaker 2>April does it majority of the time. Sometimes if I'm

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 2>just like on the go, I'm like done.

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:51.360
<v Speaker 4>But how are you?

0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:55.760
<v Speaker 1>So very good?

0:26:57.119 --> 0:26:58.200
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, it's a paint.

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<v Speaker 2>Macy's going to that school next year, so I'll be

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:02.000
<v Speaker 2>making two lunches.

0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Was it you who told me the I g A

0:27:06.480 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 1>sells lunchboxes? No friend of mine. They have I g

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:12.760
<v Speaker 1>their local I G A. I think I think they're

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 1>up a Noosa their local. Ida's a long way to

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 1>go to your lunch.

0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 4>They are just you got a boogie on that side. Sorry,

0:27:20.119 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 4>I've just seen it. It's not like I let you

0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:25.240
<v Speaker 4>talk to it. He made me laugh and just went.

0:27:27.640 --> 0:27:28.119
<v Speaker 1>Clean it.

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:33.159
<v Speaker 4>Can I just yeah.

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:37.199
<v Speaker 1>The young boy who was taking orientation this morning, he

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 1>did it. It was a little strange. And then midway through,

0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:46.960
<v Speaker 1>as when miss meandering around the school, I look at

0:27:47.040 --> 0:27:49.919
<v Speaker 1>him and he's picking his nose and he ate it nice.

0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:50.760
<v Speaker 4>It's hungry.

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 2>Obviously his parents didn't packing lunch lunchboxes from I g

0:27:57.480 --> 0:27:59.399
<v Speaker 2>a yes, but I'll get April to send you a

0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:02.919
<v Speaker 2>website that has the what we have great and the

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:06.239
<v Speaker 2>middle comes out so you can watch it separately or

0:28:06.560 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 2>no one likes to show off, I'm going to show

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 2>it right off.

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:10.640
<v Speaker 1>You have a video that you've been teasing.

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:13.919
<v Speaker 2>I have a video that I've been teasing you. Our

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:18.280
<v Speaker 2>producer couldn't watch it, so disclaimer for you right now.

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:22.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you recall Macy did what we

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 4>thought was a massive shit.

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I showed you and it was like as thick as

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:32.960
<v Speaker 2>my arm. I remember, Yeah, someone's beaten it. Someone has

0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 2>beaten Is this off the internet or is this a friend?

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 2>This is so you know my friend Mike love Mike, Mike,

0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 2>handsome Mike.

0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:43.040
<v Speaker 1>His kid is very handsome Tom.

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:45.640
<v Speaker 4>What's this kid called Lenny?

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Lenny? What's her name?

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Oscar's best friend? Yeah, Oscar's best friend Lenny. Anyway, so

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:56.960
<v Speaker 2>this is look just mind you. This is in Bali, okay,

0:28:57.080 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 2>which also a solid shit in Bali. That also just quickly,

0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I did a ship in Bali. Clean snap that in Bali.

0:29:07.880 --> 0:29:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Why have you withheld that from me for so long?

0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:13.200
<v Speaker 4>I forgot until just now A clean snap.

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>That's thank you, very good effort, well done, well done.

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Can I watch the video?

0:29:18.680 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? It looks yeah.

0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>I love how it starts off and there's like eight

0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>pairs of feet.

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 2>We're all, yeah, yeah, there two families.

0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:31.760
<v Speaker 4>There's actually three families.

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>In there selling tickets front row seats.

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:42.160
<v Speaker 4>What you're so proud of?

0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:45.120
<v Speaker 2>It looks like, oh my god, it looks like a

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 2>grid iron football. It's hugely we can show people that,

0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:52.120
<v Speaker 2>do you know?

0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:52.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 4>You can? Do you know?

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:58.960
<v Speaker 2>It was funny because I feel that I film that,

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 2>But before I filmed it, I'm in the other villa

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 2>and Mike, thirty four year old Mike, comes a running

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 2>and he's like bro.

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 4>Don't ever look at this anyway. We've all just come

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 4>in and there's Lenny just.

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Like so happy, so proud of himself, And I was like, fuck,

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:23.400
<v Speaker 2>that is unbelievable.

0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that like a twenty four hour period from the

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 1>How long has that been building up.

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 4>For a couple of days?

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Wow?

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good on him forgetting it out. That must he

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 2>be so he was like a different kid.

0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:43.160
<v Speaker 4>It was like, yeah, he came out. He was just like,

0:30:43.200 --> 0:30:44.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, who's this? Skey, little boy?

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 1>You didn't disappoint Thank you for that video.

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:50.640
<v Speaker 2>I knew you needed to see that. Just a quick

0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 2>update on something last week. I carried on like a

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 2>child whilst oscar carried on like a child during a

0:30:58.160 --> 0:31:00.720
<v Speaker 2>massive tantrum which we tried to want one up each other,

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 2>and I threw a NERF gun into the back paddock

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:09.080
<v Speaker 2>that was, I would say, chest high of.

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 4>Weeds and grass and other plant like formations.

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for such a descriptive picture of your backyard.

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 4>But on Friday I had someone coming to clear it out.

0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:23.920
<v Speaker 1>The nerf gun or the garden.

0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 4>The garden.

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:25.760
<v Speaker 1>You're a gardener.

0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:30.720
<v Speaker 4>It was hang on, no, no.

0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:37.360
<v Speaker 8>No, you have a gardener now all and and you

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:40.120
<v Speaker 8>fucking messaged me and said, what's the name of your cleaner?

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:44.040
<v Speaker 4>No cleaner, opted for the gardener instead.

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you've got like a suite of servants working to

0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 1>your manner.

0:31:47.680 --> 0:31:51.240
<v Speaker 2>They all live under the house, cached up anyway. You

0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:54.080
<v Speaker 2>know how I've launched this nerve gud. Guess what's turned

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 2>back up again?

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:56.440
<v Speaker 4>The nerve guard.

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 2>It's I was like, you've done an amazing job. And

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I looked at down and sitting down there on a

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 2>rock nice and perched is the nerf gun.

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>That's a good gardener.

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, keep him. Yeah. He also found a hose useful

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 4>and a dead body moving on really really quickly, really quickly.

0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:21.640
<v Speaker 1>I was attacked by a wild animal.

0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Where at were you in my backyard?

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I went for a run the other day, Ash, You

0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 1>know I like to run.

0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 4>I do you like to go for a run around Rose?

0:32:35.360 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 2>A trot a trot as they yet lovely round there

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:45.720
<v Speaker 2>by the water just gorgeous, the sea breeze up your nostrils. Nice,

0:32:45.840 --> 0:32:50.080
<v Speaker 2>must be very very good, very plant that seed will

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 2>water it in a couple of weeks.

0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 4>We'll grow like my backyard.

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:59.120
<v Speaker 1>So then a mid run three kilometers in there's a

0:32:59.120 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 1>little section there's Rose Bay Village where there's a couple

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 1>of shops, gets a little bit busy. But when I

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:10.320
<v Speaker 1>was running, maybe five thirty in the afternoon, dodge a

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:14.360
<v Speaker 1>few people. I run past the group, like biz, because

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you're so fast. Yeah, I run like you cook.

0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:22.440
<v Speaker 1>And I run past this guy who has two dogs,

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 1>and one of them leaps up right. It's all happened

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:30.760
<v Speaker 1>in the blink of an eye. It's quite hard for

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 1>me to talk about because it was very traumatic. Again,

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 1>that's type of dog it was. It was an English bulldog,

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:42.320
<v Speaker 1>little fat thing. Do you mean a little fat thing,

0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 1>A little ferocious thing, A bulldog?

0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 2>English bulldog? Yeah, yeah, a big fat, thick thing. It

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 2>leaps up, flies through the air.

0:33:56.440 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 4>Okay. Yeah. The owner has it on a lead.

0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Lead snaps snatches like okay, I didn't snap to make

0:34:06.640 --> 0:34:11.239
<v Speaker 2>that part up. The dog is flying, comes right for

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 2>me and bites me on the top of my leg,

0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 2>missing my dick by a matter of millimeters.

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 4>No, you've got a wound.

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I've got a wound.

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:24.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't. Happened a few days ago. I don't know

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 4>if it's healed.

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I haven't inspected it lately. So it may

0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:30.759
<v Speaker 1>not be a photo of have a photo, but I'll

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:32.200
<v Speaker 1>show you the actual wound.

0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:36.520
<v Speaker 4>Just cover your eyes. You've got a puncture that's from

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:36.959
<v Speaker 4>a dog.

0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 1>That's from a dog. Did they put the dog down?

0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 1>So this all happened really quickly, and I was in shock.

0:34:42.760 --> 0:34:45.239
<v Speaker 1>I was there going you know when you're in shock

0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 1>and you go.

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 4>Shocked hands, you're at shock. Faith.

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:52.360
<v Speaker 1>I looked at I looked at the owner went I

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:56.280
<v Speaker 1>didn't I didn't speak, and he goes, have you been attacked?

0:34:56.280 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 1>And I said, yes, I I had saliva, like all

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:02.720
<v Speaker 1>over my pants.

0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:12.920
<v Speaker 4>It's pronounced semen. I've always got to go disgusting anyway.

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:16.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And he said, he said, did he bite you?

0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 1>And I said, look at look at the pack is

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 1>the wound you look at the pagans riddled with saliva?

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:27.680
<v Speaker 1>And then I kind of thought it's not that bad.

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:29.399
<v Speaker 1>And you know when you have a moment where you.

0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:34.440
<v Speaker 4>Think you're a fully grown man with it, you know

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:34.839
<v Speaker 4>what I mean.

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I always have that moment, not the story, when you

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:41.919
<v Speaker 2>get when you get attacked by something, You're like, I'm

0:35:41.920 --> 0:35:44.279
<v Speaker 2>not a child, I'm a fully grown man.

0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:45.839
<v Speaker 4>Let's move on with it.

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:47.799
<v Speaker 1>As in like just suck it up and walk on.

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, no, no, no, no.

0:35:52.000 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, do I really ark

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:55.399
<v Speaker 1>up and be like what the fuck?

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 5>Man?

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:58.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what. I don't know what accent that was,

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:03.719
<v Speaker 1>but I was like, do I get really angry because

0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 1>it's a pretty serious thing attacked.

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 4>I think it depends on what the owners like. Well,

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:13.280
<v Speaker 4>he was very apologizing, I'm so to get angry.

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:17.319
<v Speaker 1>And also I was on a good pace. I can't

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:20.319
<v Speaker 1>let you down, so I was I'm just gonna let

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 1>this one slide. But I did think I need to

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.240
<v Speaker 1>go the line of like I walk my daughters.

0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:27.640
<v Speaker 4>Through here, I gotta been my daughter dramatic.

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:29.439
<v Speaker 1>I could be without a dick right now.

0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:32.399
<v Speaker 4>Then I'd have a crack. Then I'd have a crack.

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:34.120
<v Speaker 1>I kept I kept running.

0:36:34.120 --> 0:36:36.480
<v Speaker 2>And I think if it was like if the owner

0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:40.239
<v Speaker 2>was like sorry, bro, you'd be like sorry, bra, like yeah,

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:41.800
<v Speaker 2>how about your fucking control?

0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Your don't sort your dog out? And the dog also

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:47.719
<v Speaker 1>was was. I think he just got startled, startled by

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 1>how fast do you go? How far the stride of

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 1>a young agile man. I was wearing a bright yellow

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 1>shirt as well.

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:57.760
<v Speaker 4>Maybe they do like running in Fluoro except for at night.

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Big flu a guy, Big for a guy. I came home.

0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I told Ellie the story, and Ellie was like.

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 4>Let's get it.

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:04.320
<v Speaker 1>It's a wild beast.

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 4>Looten Rose.

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:12.759
<v Speaker 1>Take the children there, come back. So just a word

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.000
<v Speaker 1>of warning to anyone out out there who may be

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 1>walking around Rose Bay.

0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 4>There's a wild dog on the liff.

0:37:18.840 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 1>You come across an English bulldog, shoot it, tread ca.

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 4>Hit it with your car. More than one just on that.

0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:31.280
<v Speaker 2>I got attacked by cock spaniel two days ago running

0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:34.960
<v Speaker 2>as well, just saying it didn't bite me, but it

0:37:35.040 --> 0:37:36.520
<v Speaker 2>came after me in what way.

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:38.080
<v Speaker 4>Well, let's put it this way.

0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I was doing six and a half minute kilometers that

0:37:40.680 --> 0:37:42.279
<v Speaker 2>kilometer five and a half minutes.

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:43.040
<v Speaker 4>You adjase me.

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:46.280
<v Speaker 2>The actually adrenaline is very he me. It was really

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:49.719
<v Speaker 2>old cocker spaniel too. Owner was inside, I know, yeah,

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:50.280
<v Speaker 2>got away.

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 4>What do the owners say?

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 2>I was gone, I didn't stop. It just came after me,

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 2>little brad cocker spaniel.

0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:58.720
<v Speaker 1>The streets of Sydney.

0:37:59.040 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 4>Very dangerous dogs.

0:38:01.360 --> 0:38:04.480
<v Speaker 1>To all runners out there, be careful after herself.

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:10.320
<v Speaker 4>Cocker spaniels, they'll get you. Beware ash the competition.

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, my neck is cracked like you're getting old.

0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:16.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm so old.

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:22.440
<v Speaker 1>The competition, Yes, the hundredth and second giveaway episode in

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Hendon Island. We have a winner. Yep, we have announced

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:28.440
<v Speaker 1>winner on social media. But for those who are not aware,

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 1>the winner is.

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Her name's Hannah and I don't know if you remember

0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 2>the video, but her kids got messed up with a

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:38.720
<v Speaker 2>bit of blue paint.

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I almost thought, I almost thought, this is such an

0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:48.040
<v Speaker 1>insane amount of paint, blue paint that has been spread

0:38:48.080 --> 0:38:49.759
<v Speaker 1>throughout the house. I thought it might have been a

0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:53.600
<v Speaker 1>fake video. I thought, I did wonder. I was like,

0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:56.319
<v Speaker 1>has Hannah. Has Hannah just like gotten a tub of

0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:59.880
<v Speaker 1>dual luxe paint and just tipped it over everyone to

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:01.120
<v Speaker 1>win this prize?

0:39:01.200 --> 0:39:03.439
<v Speaker 4>If so still worthy?

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:05.920
<v Speaker 1>If you're going to destroy your own apartment like that,

0:39:06.080 --> 0:39:09.319
<v Speaker 1>you deserve an absolutely. But a few people said, we

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:11.400
<v Speaker 1>want to hear from Hannah, we want the backstory.

0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:14.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I agree, and we do have it.

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 1>I have a number. Let's give it a quick call. Hannah.

0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:20.479
<v Speaker 4>Congratulations, Thank you so much.

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 5>Who was so excited.

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 1>When you discovered that scene? A crime scene? If you

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:29.759
<v Speaker 1>will have blue paint? Did you ever think that it

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:32.800
<v Speaker 1>would win? You a trip to a tropical island.

0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:36.200
<v Speaker 5>No, no, look, it almost makes it.

0:39:36.120 --> 0:39:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Worth it almost is the blue paint still in the carpet.

0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:47.359
<v Speaker 5>We got professional carpet cleaners in. Well, they actually said

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 5>they could have it.

0:39:53.000 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 4>I was not expecting that.

0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 6>So what you've said on the videos is just the

0:39:58.200 --> 0:39:58.799
<v Speaker 6>start of it.

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:02.879
<v Speaker 9>That went through that poor patrol car went through all

0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 9>and went through all the bedroom.

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Who was in charge of the kids when this happened.

0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, both me and my husband.

0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you have to say that.

0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Was it a case where things were silent for a

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:18.480
<v Speaker 1>little bit and yet no?

0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:21.719
<v Speaker 6>No, so this was this happened. They must have been

0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 6>up at the cracker down. We were still asleep. The

0:40:27.120 --> 0:40:29.200
<v Speaker 6>big brother got the paint out of the car.

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:35.320
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, so the big brother got the paint out, and we, honestly,

0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:38.279
<v Speaker 9>we were asleep and we woke up like a key

0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:41.080
<v Speaker 9>that core patrol car going up and down the hallway,

0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:44.880
<v Speaker 9>and that's when we walked into the disaster.

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:54.080
<v Speaker 1>God just got worse and worse and worse. Although I

0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 1>have to give it is it Tom, is it thee

0:40:57.520 --> 0:40:58.360
<v Speaker 1>I have to give.

0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:00.320
<v Speaker 4>Him credit for the eyebrows.

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:01.879
<v Speaker 9>Oh look, I.

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 5>Think that's why I couldn't even get cross with him

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:04.439
<v Speaker 5>at the time.

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:06.080
<v Speaker 4>That's so funny.

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Did you get any type of punishment for that?

0:41:09.160 --> 0:41:12.440
<v Speaker 2>No, well just save it up, wait till he's eighteen,

0:41:12.560 --> 0:41:14.000
<v Speaker 2>and then punish him.

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:16.919
<v Speaker 9>I think when you're in that situation, you realize there's

0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:17.960
<v Speaker 9>nothing that can fix it.

0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:23.120
<v Speaker 5>So and it would look it was a crillic paint

0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:28.480
<v Speaker 5>as well, Like it wasn't even like, oh, just admit defeat.

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:32.919
<v Speaker 2>Basically, well, you've earned You've earned this holiday, that's for sure.

0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:34.400
<v Speaker 4>Well, we'll be honest.

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 1>When we got through all the submissions, we saw yours

0:41:37.680 --> 0:41:40.959
<v Speaker 1>and instantly we were like, holy shit, this.

0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:42.920
<v Speaker 4>One is going to be near and possible to beat.

0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:48.240
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we're still finding, like we're still finding.

0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 5>Then.

0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:55.440
<v Speaker 4>I love that never changed. I've never changed, never changed.

0:41:55.520 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 5>No, he has been like that forever. And you look, keeps.

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 4>Us, keep us business.

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 1>You're very lucky. So well done. Once again, enjoy the holiday.

0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Don't bring paint. I don't know the Sundays is carpet

0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:13.319
<v Speaker 1>it or I think it's floorboards.

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:19.400
<v Speaker 2>We'll make sure that it's plastic wrapped. Well, she was

0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 2>lovely deserving of a holiday. Interesting that she replaced it

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:26.359
<v Speaker 2>with more carpet. Did she not learn from a mistake.

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.880
<v Speaker 1>That's on New Hannah. If it happens again, don't come

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>back to us for a second holiday.

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:34.400
<v Speaker 2>I would suggest with children like that, vinyl replaceable.

0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:36.280
<v Speaker 4>Now for a serious message, Matthew.

0:42:36.600 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Usually this is the part of the episode where we

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:44.319
<v Speaker 2>have a segment one hacks or what's the other one?

0:42:44.320 --> 0:42:45.400
<v Speaker 4>We do live.

0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:48.840
<v Speaker 2>But not today, not today, We're just going to do

0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:51.000
<v Speaker 2>some questions. That's a serious announcement. I know, I got

0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:52.359
<v Speaker 2>really seriousness.

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:55.120
<v Speaker 1>That was great, good time, good time. If you ever

0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:58.680
<v Speaker 1>have to deliver bad news, you're the guy to do it. No, yeah, no,

0:42:59.000 --> 0:43:00.840
<v Speaker 1>it was nice to get a taste of your serious

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:03.120
<v Speaker 1>voice for a few second. We have questions. Can I

0:43:03.120 --> 0:43:06.000
<v Speaker 1>ask you this question? Ash is lying about your kid's

0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:08.320
<v Speaker 1>age to get cheaper tickets?

0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Appropriate as absolutely play on green Light for me? I

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:18.640
<v Speaker 2>did this, Remember I did this with Oscar because at

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:24.040
<v Speaker 2>sorry manley Man, specifically, when you take your kid under four,

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:26.000
<v Speaker 2>they're free. So I just had to convince Oscar that

0:43:26.040 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 2>he was four until we got in.

0:43:28.120 --> 0:43:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Do you not worry that you're setting up your child

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:33.239
<v Speaker 1>for a life of dishonesty.

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:34.359
<v Speaker 4>Like he's going to become a hard and criminal because

0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:35.279
<v Speaker 4>of it? Yeah?

0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 1>You know the foundations are they said at a young age.

0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:40.279
<v Speaker 2>If he can go from lying about his age to

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 2>being a hardened criminal that think of the steps along

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:49.160
<v Speaker 2>the way, if he can get through those, that's something

0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:50.440
<v Speaker 2>that you should be celebrated.

0:43:50.480 --> 0:43:53.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay, A couple of quick questions. Easter show? Can you lie?

0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:54.320
<v Speaker 4>Lie?

0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay? What about restaurant for lie? Okay? Okay?

0:43:58.640 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 4>What about all?

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's one for you, not to put you on

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:06.880
<v Speaker 1>the spot, but I would appreciate your honesty right now. Okay,

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it's two and a half when you have

0:44:13.760 --> 0:44:19.479
<v Speaker 1>to start bowing there he is aeroplane, Yeah, aeroplane you can't.

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:25.359
<v Speaker 2>You can do it domestically, yeah, but internationally you can't

0:44:25.360 --> 0:44:26.240
<v Speaker 2>because you need a passport.

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Right, So what about flying domestic? Have you ever purchased

0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 1>a ticket and lied about the age of your child

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:36.880
<v Speaker 1>to get them a free seat, because you know that

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:38.880
<v Speaker 1>when they're like two and one month, they're still going

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:41.879
<v Speaker 1>to sit on your lap anyway, right? Yeah, and they don't.

0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:44.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't ask for the idea because you just check

0:44:44.719 --> 0:44:46.799
<v Speaker 1>in at the key ask. No one knows if they are.

0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 4>He just kick up a stink.

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:48.399
<v Speaker 1>Have you lied?

0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm told I'm told, I'm told told, I don't want

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.640
<v Speaker 2>to dip a certain lady in our household.

0:44:58.840 --> 0:45:00.919
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to throw her any under the bar. No,

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 4>we haven't.

0:45:02.440 --> 0:45:08.879
<v Speaker 2>Also, hotels is a good one as well.

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:14.879
<v Speaker 4>Oh what about you? Surely sure? Never?

0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:15.279
<v Speaker 5>Not me?

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:19.800
<v Speaker 4>Not once? Too much to lose? Eh?

0:45:20.120 --> 0:45:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, can't wait for us going to be a

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:24.280
<v Speaker 2>hardened criminal?

0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 4>That's any fun? Okay, I've got on for you, Matt.

0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:31.560
<v Speaker 2>And look, this one was a running joke in my

0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:32.640
<v Speaker 2>house for a while.

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:36.680
<v Speaker 4>It was a joke for me, but maybe not for her.

0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:39.680
<v Speaker 4>What are your thoughts on a push present?

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Now? First of all, let me answer that. Let's explain

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 2>what a push present is. It's when you gift your wife, partner, whatever,

0:45:50.840 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 2>a present after they've pushed out a child.

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:57.640
<v Speaker 4>I personally think the child is the present. I agree,

0:45:58.000 --> 0:45:59.879
<v Speaker 4>you agree with that's ridiculous.

0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:03.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get Laura a push present partly because she

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:06.800
<v Speaker 1>earns more money than me that if she wants a present,

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:08.600
<v Speaker 1>she's probably better off buying it herself.

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:15.799
<v Speaker 4>Totally agreed. But I look, it's pretty it's pretty awful.

0:46:16.800 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 1>What women have to go through.

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with the whole, but it's not like it's a

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:23.440
<v Speaker 2>non consensual birth.

0:46:24.440 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 1>No, I know, but when you look at when you

0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:30.920
<v Speaker 1>weigh up the two scenarios, the roles and responsibilities of

0:46:31.000 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>pregnancy and childbirth, man versus woman.

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:35.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:36.400
<v Speaker 6>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>But when did it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's very the the imbalance is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>But when did it become about materialistic items? Think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a really big sentence out of my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sorry, But when did it become about the

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<v Speaker 2>material things?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, why can't you just be like.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, You've done an amazing job pushing out

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<v Speaker 2>our child. Yeah, I'm going to do my very best

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<v Speaker 2>now to be the most supportive, be the most present.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't that father?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that just isn't the bare minimum?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? No, But why does it have to be about materials?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's the diamond going to do for you? It's

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<v Speaker 2>not going to cook you fucking dinner, is it. I

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<v Speaker 2>just think it's ridiculous. I think I would much rather

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<v Speaker 2>buy April something because not because of that, just out

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<v Speaker 2>of the kindness of my heart, not because of I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I make myfi.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, if that's what you're into, fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Look for Laura and I were not big present people. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>when you look back at the anniversary, we've got tie

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<v Speaker 1>takeaway in front of the TV. You know we're not

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<v Speaker 1>extravagant gift bearers. So parents, I thank you. Fuck what

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<v Speaker 1>was I thinking? I was thinking that the Three Wise

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<v Speaker 1>Men like bearing gifts. Yes, I mean you look at

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<v Speaker 1>look at Mary's the name Mary. So then she gave

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<v Speaker 1>birth to Jesus and what does she get? She got

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<v Speaker 1>three push presents?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but from from other people, from other families. From

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<v Speaker 2>you get a gift, it's you, technically you, I think. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I think if we start social media these days, if

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<v Speaker 2>we put the expectation on couples to provide push present,

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<v Speaker 2>there's some people out there that can't provide a push

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<v Speaker 2>fucking diamond like Pooky.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have to be a diamond, ash doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be that's what.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what If you go back to the origin of it,

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<v Speaker 2>of this whole ridiculous thing, it's actually diamonds.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm certain it's actually diamonds.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do agree with you. I think there is

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<v Speaker 1>no greater present that can be given to your partner

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<v Speaker 1>who has just given birth to your child. Then being

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<v Speaker 1>entirely present, giving their time, their energy, to helping around

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<v Speaker 1>the house, to being an attentive partner, cooking, cleaning, doing

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<v Speaker 1>everything they can to lighten the load for their partner.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the best gift of.

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<v Speaker 2>All, well said, my wife's a jeweler. She's got all

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<v Speaker 2>in your own present. Let's leave it at your words,

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<v Speaker 2>the bare minimum. Yeah, if you've liked this episode, please

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<v Speaker 2>to finish a sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but sorry, I apologize, but I do have

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<v Speaker 1>but we've been blessed with a couple more listeners.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we have welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, we watch it very closely.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just rephrase that Matthew watches it very closely. I

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<v Speaker 2>I like.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, so to those would be nice to.

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