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Speaker 2: Nah, I prefer a train over a bast just because

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Speaker 1: Have you ever gone plane spotting?

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Speaker 2: the fence. And he's going to sound pathetic. We used

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Speaker 2: that would stay with us. We were like, you should

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Speaker 3: There's a big burden, the scar and it flies over you.

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Speaker 4: Welcome back to.

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Speaker 1: Two Dating Dads. I am Maddie j Pennimash and this

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Speaker 1: is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 1: it is the bad, and the real later ball and

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Speaker 1: if you've can't wanting any type of advice, stop right now.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Sung in a while, we have

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Speaker 4: not sung. We need to do more singing. We do

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Speaker 4: right right right? Write that down. I need to pull

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Speaker 1: Wait, you beat me home to my house where we

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Speaker 1: are currently recording, and I was shocked at what I

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Speaker 4: That's not mine. Have you seen your car?

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Speaker 1: Is it right than another street? Is it we're going

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Speaker 4: Not that bad, are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: I'm it's the person next to me. Have you seen

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Speaker 4: I get things out of it.

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Speaker 4: I really hope.

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Speaker 2: Someone just fucking cleans it up. That's the plan. But honestly,

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Speaker 2: didn't see. The person next to me is quite far over,

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Speaker 2: So it's their fault. I nearly couldn't get out of the door.

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Speaker 1: You're better than that.

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Speaker 4: I'm not well.

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Speaker 2: I'm really you live very fresh, very fresh. I mean

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Speaker 2: the pendulum swings. You know that with me?

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Speaker 4: What eerr are we in now? Balance error?

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Speaker 2: We spoke about it last week, and I am continuing

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Speaker 2: with balance where I'm not drinking as much during the

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Speaker 2: week okay, and I'm exercising much more to keep myself distracted.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you know how they give mice cocaine, Yes,

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Speaker 4: Feeling, I'm all right, okay, I'm not sleep very well.

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Speaker 4: Go on, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I get like you laughed at me last time when

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's really really ramped up.

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Speaker 1: You know what will make you feel better? I have

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Speaker 1: some very exciting years.

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Speaker 2: Before you go into that news before, I just want

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Speaker 2: to wish Macy a very happy birthday. I forgot sometimes

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Speaker 4: No, we had like a gathering.

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Speaker 1: That's a party.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't a party. That's a party.

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Speaker 2: No, it was a gathering because April and Macy are

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Speaker 4: It didn't cost me anything. That's that's a wind.

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Speaker 2: Don't try and fight it. Just embrace it, all right,

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Speaker 1: Also, I must have I must have missed my invitation

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Speaker 4: Then we'll do it. That was a terrible do it.

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Speaker 2: Look, it was more of impromptu afternoon. And then someone

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Speaker 1: Well I do now, but I didn't. I didn't in

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Speaker 4: Just don't forget it. Bro.

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Speaker 1: In my defense, I forgot. Laura forgot. We were at

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Speaker 4: We forgot to this year. We were in BALI must

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Speaker 1: That's a tricky date. That's a hard day to remember.

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Speaker 1: I had the present under the house.

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Speaker 4: She'd be like, celebrate it next year when I'm dead.

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Speaker 2: Effort everyone does. I think, just look, you're busy, you

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Speaker 1: We've spoken about the fact that we need merch right.

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Speaker 1: The podcast needs it. Every podcast needs to have this.

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Speaker 4: Now you've done this behind my back.

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Speaker 1: The wag is over.

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Speaker 4: How do I let you down? Must have these looking good?

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Speaker 2: I know they've got must be nice hats. How similar

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Speaker 2: How many did you order these five hundred?

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Speaker 1: What is it really similar?

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Speaker 1: Although big point of difference. We have a full stop

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Speaker 1: It's like the same fune everything.

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Speaker 4: Well, hang on, there's a difference.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's this curve curve, there's this curved and ours

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Speaker 2: What we should have done is should have done the

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Speaker 2: No, you know what, it's not your fault. That's our

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Speaker 2: Straight away, I said, can you hear what are we

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Speaker 2: was it a recruitment drive? No, no, no, they wanted

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Speaker 4: Once again.

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Speaker 2: And I look and honestly I cannot concentrate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at all it is. It's obviously I care where

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Speaker 2: It was hard work two hours.

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Speaker 4: That's come on on a plastic seat. How's your back fucked?

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Speaker 2: And look love the school. I went there as a kid,

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Speaker 2: But it was so boring. I look over and a

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Speaker 2: I can't because he's going to go to school with

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was fully upright.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, do.

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Speaker 1: And I was like really, I was like, hanging a second,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Oscar to see me. He was like.

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Speaker 4: Is that why when you came in after me?

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Speaker 2: You waited until I wasn't looking at what you were wearing,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was looking respectable. They were screening us already.

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Speaker 4: Fuck, are you serious? That is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: You have to enroll them before grade three to begin

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Speaker 4: Get a get a life. That's all I've got to

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Speaker 2: And then I went to a I went, okay, they

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Speaker 1: But there was a there was a part they did

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Speaker 4: Where's my group? Oh my god, I just can't get

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Speaker 4: But why, like, why do you want the girls to

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Speaker 1: It's a private school, and they value not only education,

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Speaker 2: But just for the record, yes, everyone listening out there,

446
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Speaker 2: I think for the record, that's ridiculous.

447
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Speaker 4: I agree, Okay, I'm glad that. But look, also, okay,

448
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 4: I know whose idea it was.

449
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 2: I know exactly whose idea was to go whose she

450
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Speaker 2: shall remain nameless, Laura Ellie.

451
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Speaker 1: No, to be honest, it was my sister who listens

452
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 1: to this podcast. So I do want to say thanks

453
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 1: to my sister. No, you don't, I do know, ire

454
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 1: winking at me. I want the kids. Ideally they all

455
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Speaker 1: go to the same school with the cousins. The cousins,

456
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: that's great, perfect, But do you know what's happened? All

457
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: this preparation for school next year has given me one

458
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Speaker 1: of the words, weeks of my life.

459
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Speaker 4: Explain. So on Monday morning, I've got.

460
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: A text that sent shivers down my spine. It read,

461
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Speaker 1: don't forget everybody. This week is lunchbox week.

462
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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

463
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Speaker 1: Okay, So what they do to try and little baby steps.

464
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Speaker 4: Week in week out. I know what they do.

465
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Speaker 1: If any parent's out there, explain what that is. So

466
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: there's certain little things, activities, milestones that they like the

467
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Speaker 1: kids to do who are transitioning to KINDI this is

468
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Speaker 1: at daycare. One of them is like you for the

469
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Speaker 1: week you wear your school uniform to week you know,

470
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Speaker 1: you practice what's going to happen next year. Lunchbox week

471
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Speaker 1: and my daycare, for the record, is one where the

472
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Speaker 1: food is provided. We never have to pack a lunch,

473
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Speaker 1: which is just beautiful. That task, the fact that I

474
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Speaker 1: don't have to do that each morning, it makes me

475
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Speaker 1: so happy. It's painful, bro, It's fucking awful. So get

476
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Speaker 1: this text lunchbox Week. And I also I'm conscious of

477
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Speaker 1: the fact that you don't want your kid to be

478
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Speaker 1: the only one. Oh shit, hang on a second, damn it.

479
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: I forgot to upload these photos for money for a

480
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 1: show and tell sorry, that's another thought. This is very classic.

481
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: Remind this record. So this is like, I need to

482
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Speaker 1: upload these photos because Marley keeps.

483
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Speaker 2: There's parents out there now listening to this check and

484
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 2: they did the exact same thing.

485
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Speaker 1: I always forget. So my hey, lunchbox week, what do

486
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: we got? And of course, like Monday, Monday afternoon is

487
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Speaker 1: when I do my shopping.

488
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Speaker 4: There's some old gold rowings.

489
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Speaker 1: So open the pantry. I have a pack of Doritos

490
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Speaker 1: that we were weirdly given by Halloween. People gave out

491
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Speaker 1: chips perfect ground that in the lunch box it goes.

492
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Speaker 1: I have an old apple that's almost soft to touch

493
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Speaker 1: because it's at the bottom back corner of the fridge.

494
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Speaker 1: I'm like cool. I put that in there as well.

495
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Speaker 4: Still fresh.

496
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 1: And then Marley goes, I really want something. Everyone gets something.

497
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Speaker 4: I believe it.

498
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Speaker 7: If the apple is squishy, it means it's ripe. Anyway,

499
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Speaker 7: moving up, it bounced yeah. And then Marley was like,

500
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Speaker 7: I need a treat. People get a treat. And I thought,

501
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 7: do they get a treat? And she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

502
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Speaker 7: You know those chop chip cookies, my chopship cookies.

503
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I take an ownership of that box.

504
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Speaker 4: I've eaten majority of them.

505
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Speaker 1: They're very good. Marley says, can you please give me

506
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Speaker 1: one of those? Everybody gets a treat? And I said,

507
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Speaker 1: I think I remember getting a treat like you get

508
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Speaker 1: like a little some so pretty easy lunchbox she had changed.

509
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Speaker 1: She had an off Apple, a packet of Doritos, and

510
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Speaker 1: one chop chip cookie wrapped up in glad wrap.

511
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Speaker 4: That's a good effort.

512
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Speaker 1: Came picked her up.

513
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Speaker 4: She'd eate none of it.

514
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Speaker 1: Teacher had to pull me aside and be like, just

515
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: the cookies had nuts in it. And then the Toritos

516
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: were not good. They were like, oh, we try not

517
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: to give them too many sweets as well. So I

518
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: got reprimanded when I picked her up and you were like,

519
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Speaker 1: it's okay, tomorrow, I'll send it. I'll send the room

520
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: with McDonald's.

521
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, we did talk about this last week and

522
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 2: last year. I'm pretty sure the exact same thing happened.

523
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Speaker 2: Did you have the same We didn't do it last

524
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Speaker 2: you witnessed it.

525
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Speaker 4: Maybe she maybe because she was in that group.

526
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Speaker 2: And I do recall you complaining about still having to

527
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Speaker 2: pay full child fees.

528
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Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, were still they're getting a week off food.

529
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Speaker 1: It's also extra shit because Lola is missing out Lola's

530
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Speaker 1: group which is still upstairs but separate another room. None

531
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Speaker 1: of those kids are having lunchbox week Every morning I

532
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: pack Miley's lunchbox and Lola's going.

533
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 4: But what about me?

534
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: I want a lunch box.

535
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 2: It's hell yeah, look nightmare hell out there, Ash, I

536
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 2: know it. And I've been making Oscar well, April does

537
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 2: majority of I made Oscar's lunch last night for today.

538
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 4: What do you have?

539
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 2: He has a vegemint sandwich every day, loves it. That's

540
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: that's a start and also handy hint. I'm going to

541
00:25:59,080 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: give you a tip.

542
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 4: Laid on me.

543
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 2: Get one of those little Bento box with their name

544
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 2: on it. You can go sandwich fruit, keep it all

545
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,959
Speaker 2: separate so the fruit doesn't make the sandwich soggy?

546
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: Am I a good parent? This is all Aple's doing?

547
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: What is this weird universe that I'm working on it?

548
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: If it was April's doing, it'll be in a fish

549
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 2: tackle box anyway, next to the lures. Yeah, next none

550
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 2: o the hooks, the old rusty one.

551
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: This morning I did because we did some grocery shopping.

552
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: I gave her some blueberries. I gave her.

553
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 4: It took you to Wednesday to get it right.

554
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: And then I gave her some cheese and some crackers.

555
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 4: Will she eat any of it? Probably not?

556
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 2: Has it cost me like fifteen dollars? Yes, that's ridiculous.

557
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: April does it majority of the time. Sometimes if I'm

558
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: just like on the go, I'm like done.

559
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 4: But how are you?

560
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: So very good?

561
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's a paint.

562
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Speaker 2: Macy's going to that school next year, so I'll be

563
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 2: making two lunches.

564
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: Was it you who told me the I g A

565
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: sells lunchboxes? No friend of mine. They have I g

566
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: their local I G A. I think I think they're

567
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: up a Noosa their local. Ida's a long way to

568
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: go to your lunch.

569
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 4: They are just you got a boogie on that side. Sorry,

570
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 4: I've just seen it. It's not like I let you

571
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 4: talk to it. He made me laugh and just went.

572
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: Clean it.

573
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 4: Can I just yeah.

574
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 1: The young boy who was taking orientation this morning, he

575
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: did it. It was a little strange. And then midway through,

576
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: as when miss meandering around the school, I look at

577
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: him and he's picking his nose and he ate it nice.

578
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 4: It's hungry.

579
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 2: Obviously his parents didn't packing lunch lunchboxes from I g

580
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 2: a yes, but I'll get April to send you a

581
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 2: website that has the what we have great and the

582
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,239
Speaker 2: middle comes out so you can watch it separately or

583
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: no one likes to show off, I'm going to show

584
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: it right off.

585
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 1: You have a video that you've been teasing.

586
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 2: I have a video that I've been teasing you. Our

587
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 2: producer couldn't watch it, so disclaimer for you right now.

588
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 4: I don't know if you recall Macy did what we

589
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 4: thought was a massive shit.

590
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: I showed you and it was like as thick as

591
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 2: my arm. I remember, Yeah, someone's beaten it. Someone has

592
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: beaten Is this off the internet or is this a friend?

593
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 2: This is so you know my friend Mike love Mike, Mike,

594
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 2: handsome Mike.

595
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: His kid is very handsome Tom.

596
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 4: What's this kid called Lenny?

597
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,719
Speaker 1: Lenny? What's her name?

598
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: Oscar's best friend? Yeah, Oscar's best friend Lenny. Anyway, so

599
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 2: this is look just mind you. This is in Bali, okay,

600
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: which also a solid shit in Bali. That also just quickly,

601
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: I did a ship in Bali. Clean snap that in Bali.

602
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: Why have you withheld that from me for so long?

603
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 4: I forgot until just now A clean snap.

604
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: That's thank you, very good effort, well done, well done.

605
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: Can I watch the video?

606
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? It looks yeah.

607
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: I love how it starts off and there's like eight

608
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: pairs of feet.

609
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: We're all, yeah, yeah, there two families.

610
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 4: There's actually three families.

611
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: In there selling tickets front row seats.

612
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 4: What you're so proud of?

613
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: It looks like, oh my god, it looks like a

614
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 2: grid iron football. It's hugely we can show people that,

615
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: do you know?

616
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

617
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 4: You can? Do you know?

618
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 2: It was funny because I feel that I film that,

619
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: But before I filmed it, I'm in the other villa

620
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: and Mike, thirty four year old Mike, comes a running

621
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: and he's like bro.

622
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 4: Don't ever look at this anyway. We've all just come

623
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 4: in and there's Lenny just.

624
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: Like so happy, so proud of himself, And I was like, fuck,

625
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 2: that is unbelievable.

626
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Speaker 1: Is that like a twenty four hour period from the

627
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Speaker 1: How long has that been building up.

628
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 4: For a couple of days?

629
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Speaker 1: Wow?

630
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, good on him forgetting it out. That must he

631
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Speaker 2: be so he was like a different kid.

632
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, he came out. He was just like,

633
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 4: I'm like, who's this? Skey, little boy?

634
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Speaker 1: You didn't disappoint Thank you for that video.

635
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: I knew you needed to see that. Just a quick

636
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: update on something last week. I carried on like a

637
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: child whilst oscar carried on like a child during a

638
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 2: massive tantrum which we tried to want one up each other,

639
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 2: and I threw a NERF gun into the back paddock

640
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 2: that was, I would say, chest high of.

641
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 4: Weeds and grass and other plant like formations.

642
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for such a descriptive picture of your backyard.

643
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 4: But on Friday I had someone coming to clear it out.

644
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: The nerf gun or the garden.

645
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 4: The garden.

646
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: You're a gardener.

647
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 4: It was hang on, no, no.

648
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 8: No, you have a gardener now all and and you

649
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 8: fucking messaged me and said, what's the name of your cleaner?

650
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 4: No cleaner, opted for the gardener instead.

651
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: Oh, you've got like a suite of servants working to

652
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: your manner.

653
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 2: They all live under the house, cached up anyway. You

654
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: know how I've launched this nerve gud. Guess what's turned

655
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 2: back up again?

656
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 4: The nerve guard.

657
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: It's I was like, you've done an amazing job. And

658
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: I looked at down and sitting down there on a

659
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 2: rock nice and perched is the nerf gun.

660
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: That's a good gardener.

661
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, keep him. Yeah. He also found a hose useful

662
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 4: and a dead body moving on really really quickly, really quickly.

663
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: I was attacked by a wild animal.

664
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 4: Where at were you in my backyard?

665
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: I went for a run the other day, Ash, You

666
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: know I like to run.

667
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 4: I do you like to go for a run around Rose?

668
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: A trot a trot as they yet lovely round there

669
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 2: by the water just gorgeous, the sea breeze up your nostrils. Nice,

670
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: must be very very good, very plant that seed will

671
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: water it in a couple of weeks.

672
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 4: We'll grow like my backyard.

673
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: So then a mid run three kilometers in there's a

674
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: little section there's Rose Bay Village where there's a couple

675
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: of shops, gets a little bit busy. But when I

676
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: was running, maybe five thirty in the afternoon, dodge a

677
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: few people. I run past the group, like biz, because

678
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: you're so fast. Yeah, I run like you cook.

679
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 9: Yeah.

680
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: And I run past this guy who has two dogs,

681
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: and one of them leaps up right. It's all happened

682
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: in the blink of an eye. It's quite hard for

683
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: me to talk about because it was very traumatic. Again,

684
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: that's type of dog it was. It was an English bulldog,

685
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: little fat thing. Do you mean a little fat thing,

686
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: A little ferocious thing, A bulldog?

687
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 2: English bulldog? Yeah, yeah, a big fat, thick thing. It

688
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: leaps up, flies through the air.

689
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah. The owner has it on a lead.

690
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 2: Lead snaps snatches like okay, I didn't snap to make

691
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: that part up. The dog is flying, comes right for

692
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: me and bites me on the top of my leg,

693
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: missing my dick by a matter of millimeters.

694
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 4: No, you've got a wound.

695
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: I've got a wound.

696
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 4: I don't. Happened a few days ago. I don't know

697
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 4: if it's healed.

698
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't inspected it lately. So it may

699
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: not be a photo of have a photo, but I'll

700
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: show you the actual wound.

701
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 4: Just cover your eyes. You've got a puncture that's from

702
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:36,959
Speaker 4: a dog.

703
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: That's from a dog. Did they put the dog down?

704
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: So this all happened really quickly, and I was in shock.

705
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: I was there going you know when you're in shock

706
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: and you go.

707
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 4: Shocked hands, you're at shock. Faith.

708
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: I looked at I looked at the owner went I

709
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't speak, and he goes, have you been attacked?

710
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: And I said, yes, I I had saliva, like all

711
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: over my pants.

712
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 4: It's pronounced semen. I've always got to go disgusting anyway.

713
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he said, he said, did he bite you?

714
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: And I said, look at look at the pack is

715
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: the wound you look at the pagans riddled with saliva?

716
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: And then I kind of thought it's not that bad.

717
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 1: And you know when you have a moment where you.

718
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 4: Think you're a fully grown man with it, you know

719
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 4: what I mean.

720
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 2: I always have that moment, not the story, when you

721
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 2: get when you get attacked by something, You're like, I'm

722
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 2: not a child, I'm a fully grown man.

723
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 4: Let's move on with it.

724
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: As in like just suck it up and walk on.

725
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, no, no, no, no.

726
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, do I really ark

727
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 1: up and be like what the fuck?

728
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 5: Man?

729
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what accent that was,

730
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: but I was like, do I get really angry because

731
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: it's a pretty serious thing attacked.

732
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 4: I think it depends on what the owners like. Well,

733
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 4: he was very apologizing, I'm so to get angry.

734
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: And also I was on a good pace. I can't

735
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: let you down, so I was I'm just gonna let

736
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: this one slide. But I did think I need to

737
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: go the line of like I walk my daughters.

738
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 4: Through here, I gotta been my daughter dramatic.

739
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,439
Speaker 1: I could be without a dick right now.

740
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 4: Then I'd have a crack. Then I'd have a crack.

741
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

742
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: I kept I kept running.

743
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 2: And I think if it was like if the owner

744
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 2: was like sorry, bro, you'd be like sorry, bra, like yeah,

745
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 2: how about your fucking control?

746
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: Your don't sort your dog out? And the dog also

747
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: was was. I think he just got startled, startled by

748
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: how fast do you go? How far the stride of

749
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: a young agile man. I was wearing a bright yellow

750
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: shirt as well.

751
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 4: Maybe they do like running in Fluoro except for at night.

752
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: Big flu a guy, Big for a guy. I came home.

753
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: I told Ellie the story, and Ellie was like.

754
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 4: Let's get it.

755
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: It's a wild beast.

756
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 4: Looten Rose.

757
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: Take the children there, come back. So just a word

758
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: of warning to anyone out out there who may be

759
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: walking around Rose Bay.

760
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 4: There's a wild dog on the liff.

761
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: You come across an English bulldog, shoot it, tread ca.

762
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 4: Hit it with your car. More than one just on that.

763
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 2: I got attacked by cock spaniel two days ago running

764
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 2: as well, just saying it didn't bite me, but it

765
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: came after me in what way.

766
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 4: Well, let's put it this way.

767
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 2: I was doing six and a half minute kilometers that

768
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: kilometer five and a half minutes.

769
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 4: You adjase me.

770
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 2: The actually adrenaline is very he me. It was really

771
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 2: old cocker spaniel too. Owner was inside, I know, yeah,

772
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 2: got away.

773
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 4: What do the owners say?

774
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: I was gone, I didn't stop. It just came after me,

775
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 2: little brad cocker spaniel.

776
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 1: The streets of Sydney.

777
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 4: Very dangerous dogs.

778
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: To all runners out there, be careful after herself.

779
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 4: Cocker spaniels, they'll get you. Beware ash the competition.

780
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: Okay, my neck is cracked like you're getting old.

781
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 4: I'm so old.

782
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: The competition, Yes, the hundredth and second giveaway episode in

783
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: Hendon Island. We have a winner. Yep, we have announced

784
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: winner on social media. But for those who are not aware,

785
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: the winner is.

786
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: Her name's Hannah and I don't know if you remember

787
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 2: the video, but her kids got messed up with a

788
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 2: bit of blue paint.

789
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: I almost thought, I almost thought, this is such an

790
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: insane amount of paint, blue paint that has been spread

791
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: throughout the house. I thought it might have been a

792
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: fake video. I thought, I did wonder. I was like,

793
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: has Hannah. Has Hannah just like gotten a tub of

794
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: dual luxe paint and just tipped it over everyone to

795
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: win this prize?

796
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 4: If so still worthy?

797
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: If you're going to destroy your own apartment like that,

798
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: you deserve an absolutely. But a few people said, we

799
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: want to hear from Hannah, we want the backstory.

800
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 4: Yes, I agree, and we do have it.

801
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: I have a number. Let's give it a quick call. Hannah.

802
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,479
Speaker 4: Congratulations, Thank you so much.

803
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 5: Who was so excited.

804
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: When you discovered that scene? A crime scene? If you

805
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: will have blue paint? Did you ever think that it

806
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 1: would win? You a trip to a tropical island.

807
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 5: No, no, look, it almost makes it.

808
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 2: Worth it almost is the blue paint still in the carpet.

809
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 5: We got professional carpet cleaners in. Well, they actually said

810
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 5: they could have it.

811
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 4: I was not expecting that.

812
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 6: So what you've said on the videos is just the

813
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 6: start of it.

814
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 9: That went through that poor patrol car went through all

815
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 9: and went through all the bedroom.

816
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 1: Who was in charge of the kids when this happened.

817
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 5: Well, both me and my husband.

818
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 4: Oh, you have to say that.

819
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: Was it a case where things were silent for a

820
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: little bit and yet no?

821
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 6: No, so this was this happened. They must have been

822
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 6: up at the cracker down. We were still asleep. The

823
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 6: big brother got the paint out of the car.

824
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, so the big brother got the paint out, and we, honestly,

825
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 9: we were asleep and we woke up like a key

826
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 9: that core patrol car going up and down the hallway,

827
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 9: and that's when we walked into the disaster.

828
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: God just got worse and worse and worse. Although I

829
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: have to give it is it Tom, is it thee

830
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: I have to give.

831
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 4: Him credit for the eyebrows.

832
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 9: Oh look, I.

833
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 5: Think that's why I couldn't even get cross with him

834
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 5: at the time.

835
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 4: That's so funny.

836
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: Did you get any type of punishment for that?

837
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: No, well just save it up, wait till he's eighteen,

838
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: and then punish him.

839
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 9: I think when you're in that situation, you realize there's

840
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 9: nothing that can fix it.

841
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 5: So and it would look it was a crillic paint

842
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 5: as well, Like it wasn't even like, oh, just admit defeat.

843
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 2: Basically, well, you've earned You've earned this holiday, that's for sure.

844
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 4: Well, we'll be honest.

845
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: When we got through all the submissions, we saw yours

846
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,959
Speaker 1: and instantly we were like, holy shit, this.

847
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 4: One is going to be near and possible to beat.

848
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're still finding, like we're still finding.

849
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 5: Then.

850
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 4: I love that never changed. I've never changed, never changed.

851
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 5: No, he has been like that forever. And you look, keeps.

852
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 4: Us, keep us business.

853
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: You're very lucky. So well done. Once again, enjoy the holiday.

854
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: Don't bring paint. I don't know the Sundays is carpet

855
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: it or I think it's floorboards.

856
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 2: We'll make sure that it's plastic wrapped. Well, she was

857
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: lovely deserving of a holiday. Interesting that she replaced it

858
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 2: with more carpet. Did she not learn from a mistake.

859
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: That's on New Hannah. If it happens again, don't come

860
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: back to us for a second holiday.

861
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 2: I would suggest with children like that, vinyl replaceable.

862
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 4: Now for a serious message, Matthew.

863
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: Usually this is the part of the episode where we

864
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 2: have a segment one hacks or what's the other one?

865
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 4: We do live.

866
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 2: But not today, not today, We're just going to do

867
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: some questions. That's a serious announcement. I know, I got

868
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 2: really seriousness.

869
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: That was great, good time, good time. If you ever

870
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: have to deliver bad news, you're the guy to do it. No, yeah, no,

871
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: it was nice to get a taste of your serious

872
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: voice for a few second. We have questions. Can I

873
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: ask you this question? Ash is lying about your kid's

874
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 1: age to get cheaper tickets?

875
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 2: Appropriate as absolutely play on green Light for me? I

876
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: did this, Remember I did this with Oscar because at

877
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 2: sorry manley Man, specifically, when you take your kid under four,

878
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: they're free. So I just had to convince Oscar that

879
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: he was four until we got in.

880
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: Do you not worry that you're setting up your child

881
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: for a life of dishonesty.

882
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 4: Like he's going to become a hard and criminal because

883
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 4: of it? Yeah?

884
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: You know the foundations are they said at a young age.

885
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 2: If he can go from lying about his age to

886
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 2: being a hardened criminal that think of the steps along

887
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: the way, if he can get through those, that's something

888
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 2: that you should be celebrated.

889
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: Okay, A couple of quick questions. Easter show? Can you lie?

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Speaker 4: Lie?

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Speaker 1: Okay? What about restaurant for lie? Okay? Okay?

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Speaker 4: What about all?

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's one for you, not to put you on

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Speaker 1: the spot, but I would appreciate your honesty right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think it's two and a half when you have

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Speaker 1: to start bowing there he is aeroplane, Yeah, aeroplane you can't.

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Speaker 2: You can do it domestically, yeah, but internationally you can't

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Speaker 2: because you need a passport.

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Speaker 1: Right, So what about flying domestic? Have you ever purchased

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Speaker 1: a ticket and lied about the age of your child

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Speaker 1: to get them a free seat, because you know that

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Speaker 1: when they're like two and one month, they're still going

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Speaker 1: to sit on your lap anyway, right? Yeah, and they don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't ask for the idea because you just check

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Speaker 1: in at the key ask. No one knows if they are.

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Speaker 4: He just kick up a stink.

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Speaker 1: Have you lied?

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Speaker 2: I'm told I'm told, I'm told told, I don't want

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Speaker 2: to dip a certain lady in our household.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to throw her any under the bar. No,

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Speaker 4: we haven't.

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Speaker 2: Also, hotels is a good one as well.

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Speaker 4: Oh what about you? Surely sure? Never?

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Speaker 5: Not me?

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Speaker 4: Not once? Too much to lose? Eh?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, can't wait for us going to be a

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Speaker 2: hardened criminal?

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Speaker 4: That's any fun? Okay, I've got on for you, Matt.

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Speaker 2: And look, this one was a running joke in my

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Speaker 2: house for a while.

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Speaker 4: It was a joke for me, but maybe not for her.

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Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on a push present?

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Speaker 2: Now? First of all, let me answer that. Let's explain

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Speaker 2: what a push present is. It's when you gift your wife, partner, whatever,

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Speaker 2: a present after they've pushed out a child.

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Speaker 4: I personally think the child is the present. I agree,

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Speaker 4: you agree with that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get Laura a push present partly because she

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Speaker 1: earns more money than me that if she wants a present,

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Speaker 1: she's probably better off buying it herself.

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Speaker 4: Totally agreed. But I look, it's pretty it's pretty awful.

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Speaker 1: What women have to go through.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with the whole, but it's not like it's a

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Speaker 2: non consensual birth.

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Speaker 1: No, I know, but when you look at when you

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Speaker 1: weigh up the two scenarios, the roles and responsibilities of

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Speaker 1: pregnancy and childbirth, man versus woman.

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Fuck?

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Speaker 4: But when did it?

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Speaker 1: It's very the the imbalance is unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: But when did it become about materialistic items? Think about that.

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Speaker 2: That was a really big sentence out of my mouth.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, But when did it become about the

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Speaker 2: material things?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 4: Okay, why can't you just be like.

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Speaker 2: You know what, You've done an amazing job pushing out

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Speaker 2: our child. Yeah, I'm going to do my very best

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Speaker 2: now to be the most supportive, be the most present.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that?

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Speaker 4: Isn't that father?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that just isn't the bare minimum?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? No, But why does it have to be about materials?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's the diamond going to do for you? It's

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Speaker 2: not going to cook you fucking dinner, is it. I

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Speaker 2: just think it's ridiculous. I think I would much rather

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Speaker 2: buy April something because not because of that, just out

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Speaker 2: of the kindness of my heart, not because of I know,

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Speaker 2: I make myfi.

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Speaker 4: Look, if that's what you're into, fine.

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Speaker 1: Look for Laura and I were not big present people. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: when you look back at the anniversary, we've got tie

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Speaker 1: takeaway in front of the TV. You know we're not

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Speaker 1: extravagant gift bearers. So parents, I thank you. Fuck what

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Speaker 1: was I thinking? I was thinking that the Three Wise

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Speaker 1: Men like bearing gifts. Yes, I mean you look at

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Speaker 1: look at Mary's the name Mary. So then she gave

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Speaker 1: birth to Jesus and what does she get? She got

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Speaker 1: three push presents?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but from from other people, from other families. From

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Speaker 2: you get a gift, it's you, technically you, I think. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think if we start social media these days, if

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Speaker 2: we put the expectation on couples to provide push present,

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Speaker 2: there's some people out there that can't provide a push

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Speaker 2: fucking diamond like Pooky.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a diamond, ash doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be that's what.

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Speaker 4: That's what.

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Speaker 2: That's what If you go back to the origin of it,

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Speaker 2: of this whole ridiculous thing, it's actually diamonds.

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Speaker 4: But I'm certain it's actually diamonds.

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Speaker 1: But I do agree with you. I think there is

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Speaker 1: no greater present that can be given to your partner

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Speaker 1: who has just given birth to your child. Then being

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Speaker 1: entirely present, giving their time, their energy, to helping around

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Speaker 1: the house, to being an attentive partner, cooking, cleaning, doing

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Speaker 1: everything they can to lighten the load for their partner.

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Speaker 1: That is the best gift of.

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Speaker 2: All, well said, my wife's a jeweler. She's got all

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Speaker 2: in your own present. Let's leave it at your words,

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Speaker 2: the bare minimum. Yeah, if you've liked this episode, please

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Speaker 2: leave a review. Hey, can I just say I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to finish a sentence.

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Speaker 1: I know, but sorry, I apologize, but I do have

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Speaker 1: to say because at the moment, I don't know what's happened. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but we've been blessed with a couple more listeners.

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Speaker 4: Oh, we have welcome.

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Speaker 1: Like, we watch it very closely.

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Speaker 2: Let's just rephrase that Matthew watches it very closely. I

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Speaker 2: don't know how to access it. Also, you haven't given

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Speaker 2: me authority to edit any documents in this business, which

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Speaker 2: I like.

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Speaker 1: But lately we've had a couple new people listening to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, and please stay.

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Speaker 1: Be in a much better place and where we're at

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so to those would be nice to.

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Speaker 1: Those new listeners, is that anyone work.

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Speaker 4: It will be nice, It would be nice.

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Speaker 4: Okay, really I'm joining.

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Speaker 1: It's hard.

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Speaker 4: I'm joining off the back of that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. We have about two point four thousand members.

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Speaker 4: We don't think you'll regretted. No, you won't and you

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Speaker 1: So let's get out of here.

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Speaker 4: Let's go, Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all.

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