WEBVTT - To snip, or not to snip? [vasectomy] 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:05.600 You are oh fair the one. 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:11.720 De Yeah. I'm saying that because people keep saying, you 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:13.480 guys look like you got to try to fuck each other. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.279 The storytelling, i think, is what's doing it for you. 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:18.200 Do you watch it back and go, we look like 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:19.040 we want to fuck each other. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:28.080 We're probably one really really funny joke away from kissing. 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:39.720 Welcome back to two doting daddying Maddy J. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.320 Sorry what sure again? 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:47.320 Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie J. 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:48.440 And I'm Mash. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.800 This is a conversation all about parenting, the good, the bad. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:52.480 And the relatable. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:54.720 And we have to also say at this point, if 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:56.000 you're coming for any type of. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:59.320 Advice, steer clear, child right now. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:01.680 I have to say, right now, you may be thinking 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:06.039 that doesn't sound like Maddie JA. It is me. I 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:10.319 have overcome. It's not been easy, man, flu I'm coming 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:11.039 out the other end. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.240 I know you've been complaining about it all week. I 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:14.039 feel sorry for. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:19.080 I've persevered. I've made sure. You messaged me the other 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:20.560 day and you were, like I said, I can't recall, 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:21.399 but I feel good. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:25.640 I didn't complain undertones undertones of complaint. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.600 It's been tough. It's been tough. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:31.800 You sound like Darren Lockyer Brisbane. Great, Yes, you like that. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:36.040 I sound like I've been kicked in the throat with 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:37.240 a pair of football boots. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.320 Yeah, yeah, which chain smoker now? I actually and none 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.520 of that digital stuff, all that analogue. It's back on 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:43.399 the Winnie Reds. 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.200 I kind of like it when you read no, I 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.680 kind of like that. Yeah, it makes me sound more rugged. 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:51.320 I'll punch in the throat and you can be like 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:52.280 that forever mate. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.120 I'd a bit of full play. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.040 Yeah, there would be a lot of women like right now? 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:58.240 I like it? 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.560 Is it off? Putting? It all being? Was it someone 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:03.120 who's got now such a rugged, husky voice. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.080 Look, you'll get used to it. I've had to earn. 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.760 I've had to earn this voice. It doesn't come naturally. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.440 Were you ever a smoker? Did you smoke? Yeah? 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.240 I used to smoke when I was a young lad. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:13.280 Why did you stop? 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.679 I don't know, I just like stopped. I think it's 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:16.800 just it's just not cool anymore. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:17.120 Right. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.800 I think April hated it for so long and then 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.760 I just like stopped smoking sober, as a lot of 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.440 people do when they drink, they smoke as well, maybe 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:28.160 not so much these days because the vaping and then yeah, 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.040 just all of a sudden and now a cigarette repulses me, 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.720 Like I can't even walk behind someone smoking a ciggy 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.400 with Like I got a friend who I was telling 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:39.200 this to him the other day. He's just he's an 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.079 ex smoker now on the vape, and I was, I 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.280 can't even walk behind someone who's smoking. I've got to 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.520 like dodge the smoke because of the smell. Just everything 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.560 about I don't know, I hold my breath sometimes I 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.600 feel like such an ass, Like come on me. He 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.160 just smoke like a pack of day now. And he 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:58.720 was like, I love it, just straight it was, I 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:02.440 love it so much anyway, speaking of cancer, really something 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:06.880 a little bit, a little bit more important. It's testicular awareness. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.919 But it is. Who would have thought we'd be doing 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.359 such a serious message, But this is an important one. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.120 It is very important because I know, I'm very guilty 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:18.720 of thinking that I'm entirely invincible, aside from manflu. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.799 Yes, aside from manflu. And whereas you know, testicular cancer 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.680 is one of the most common. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:24.639 Yeah, it's like number one. 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:25.600 Yeah, it's up there. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.880 Actually always thought it was like an old man's cancer. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.760 Old man cancer. Yeah, I thought that was like we 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.120 just refer to cancer now as old man cancer. But 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:35.960 it's not. It's a young man's game, Matthew. 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:38.720 It is, but it's very easy to treat. Actually, just 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:41.800 gotta like literally spotted early. And the reason to spotted 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.240 early is by checking your nuts, fondling your nuts. 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:47.000 And I fondle every day anyway. So now when a 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.000 processed me, get your hand out of your pants, I'm like, babe, 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:53.680 this could save my life, my dick. Fondeling could save 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:55.280 my life. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.480 I wish I knew the reason for this. But they 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:01.200 say the best time to fondle your nuts is inside 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:02.400 the shower steamy. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:04.760 Yeah, they also hang a lot lower with a bit 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.800 of heat. Steam. Yeah, especially in winter. Minor within me 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:10.200 at the moment, if you reach down and try to 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:11.080 grab a handful. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:13.280 Of my nuts, there's nothing that little pellets. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.680 Pellets, but I've checked them and they're good. Yeah, they 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:17.120 feel good. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.800 And if you do spot any kind of weird lump, 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:23.040 straight to your gp gp gp that shit right up? 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:24.440 Are we saving laves right now? 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:25.200 Absolutely? 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:25.560 Who? 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:29.040 I would consider myself a laugh saver after just mentioning it. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.560 See the people listing right now. You're welcome. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:33.520 I never thought that I would tell people that I 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.640 found on one nuts every day and then consider myself 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.279 a laugh saver. But I've just done it. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.520 One of the reasons why it really sucks that I'm 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:46.039 sick right now. Ash, I've told you this story before, 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:49.560 but I've got a race coming up next Sunday, the 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:53.200 twenty first of this month, this Sunday coming and I'm 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.719 racing against my brother in law. It's a ten k run. 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:01.200 He is someone who is extreme fit. He's like the 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:06.080 stereotypical alpha male. He's a builder. His name's Bill, Oh 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:07.800 my gosh, and he wrestles bear. 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:08.919 Does he have a kelpie? 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:13.200 He had a German shorthaired pointer, okay, which is kind 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:13.799 of like a. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:14.960 He's a man's man. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:16.680 He would shake my hand. 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.159 Squeeze the ship out of it. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:19.680 And just squeeze it until I. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:21.599 Would like, do you ever just like sneak a finger 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:25.520 in there and rub a palm that I really bring 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:26.520 him back down to earth. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.840 But he said to me, he said, I bet you 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.280 I could beat you in a running race. And I 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:32.480 used to be a good runner. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:36.480 A second, what are you guys in kindergarten, does the fastest, 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.120 Whoever the fastest, get the girl. 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:41.760 I don't remember how this came up. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:45.679 I think it was it's a bit like my dad's 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:46.560 vast than your dad. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:48.960 Yeah, it was a bit of a dick showing competition. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.920 And I've seen you as it's handsome, right. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:54.120 I think it was in front of his mates at 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.120 a Sunday barbecue, like a few beers, and he was 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.479 just staunching me in front of his mates, and I 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.679 think I said, no, mate, I'm a pretty good runner. 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.800 I can beat you. So the competition is whoever losers 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.080 has to then get a tattoo of a turtle on 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.120 their body somewhere, which for me is fine because I've 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:11.160 got a few tattoos. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:12.480 Anyway, a couple of tough stickers. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.599 But for him, he's clean skin, got none, he's got 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.640 nothing nice. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.839 But he's he got to beat him. He's got in 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.040 the perspective. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.280 How much of an athletic freak he is. He did 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:24.279 an ultra marathon. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.160 Can' oh you're done for. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:29.919 Like hundreds of kilometers and if you finish within fourteen hours, 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.800 it's considered elite. It's elite level. You get like it 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.760 with minimal training and also keeping in mind that only 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.840 half of the people actually finished the race. He did 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:44.839 it in like thirteen hours forty something, so he finished. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.480 Within Like, holy shit, what I've. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:49.919 Been training really hard. I've been training. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.040 I've noticed, I've noticed you keep telling me like you're 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:53.880 in the prime of Villa. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.400 This is the fittest I've ever been. And I said 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.039 to myself, the only thing that would derail me is 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.760 if I get sick and fucking what happened? 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.200 Weak out? Are you fitter now than you were when 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.320 you're on the Bachelor, Like obviously you would have worked 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.960 hard so that like you're going to be on national 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:11.360 TV every second night of the week with your abs out. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:13.679 I mean, granted you were younger. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.360 I put on a bit of size because I'm pretty skinny. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:18.760 Like that's I wasn't gonna say. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:24.560 I mean seagulls, I snashed the creating. 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:27.720 Before Bachelor, yeah, water retention, yeah yeah yeah. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.680 Whereas now a bit more leaner. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.360 You are, you've got to run his body, yeah yeah. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:35.520 But it's also what's added, not to complain ash, what's 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.080 added to the situation is the fact that Laura has 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:43.679 effectively left me, what do you mean she's doing dancing 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:47.840 with austrayas worst kept secret? Was it obvious? 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.680 Oh yeah, she's looking fit that I was looking at 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:57.920 it like that. Well, but like, yeah, and she's married 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:03.640 to you. So also I've noticed yesterday she was teasing 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:05.400 what it is or what it could tell that she's 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:09.440 been working hard. So look, it wasn't a huge surprise 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.000 to all of us, but it's obviously happy for her. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.160 But yeah, I'm glad you're happy for me. It fucking sucks. 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.240 I'm now getting a taste of what it would be 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:20.400 like if we got a divorce and I was on 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:21.000 my own. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:24.680 Parent brutal, and she got the weekend visit. It's not you, yes, yes, 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.560 so you're the primary care I. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:29.480 Literally have just thought, I think for anyone out there's 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.640 a single parent, fuck me, like. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:32.800 I don't know how they do. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.600 I don't do not know how you do it. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.680 It's unbelievable. Look I do it for an afternoon and 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:41.160 I'm like, oh my god, I need like three days rest. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:45.080 It's hard. But they're only plus from this being the 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.120 only parent in the mix right now because Laura literally 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.800 like she's out the door at seven o'clock. She's got 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.680 in the podcast radio jury business. She does a million things, 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.640 and then she trains in the evening, so she'll come 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.400 home for a little bit, then go back out train 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.160 till like ten thirty. But because I'm literally like the 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.440 only person who's look after my children. The other night, 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:05.839 Laura came home right as we're about to have shower 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.160 time with the kids. And this is the first time 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.959 it's ever happened, and for me, it was quite a 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.720 significant moment where Laura came in and she rushed her 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:15.520 Marling and Lola because she hadn't seen them all day, 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:16.240 and she said. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:19.080 She felt bad, a little bit of parent girl for sure. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.560 She she is like she's you know, so when she 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.760 comes home she wants to get straight into it and 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.840 give them all of her attention. And as she rushed in, 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:31.000 Marley put her hand out was like, Mum, stopped right there. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.120 I want dad to give me a shower. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:38.000 Sweet justice. See, who'd have thought that actually parenting your 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:43.439 children would pay off? Because I'm not. I'm only out 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:47.640 of the spectrum where they just like obsessed, obsessed with Mum. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:51.320 If I get a cuddle in it's like yes, but 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.160 like to be the preferred parent at the time. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.479 It's it's fucking beautiful. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.240 I mean, I'm not putting legs. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.440 It's amazing. Also does kind of suck because you then. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.800 Have to then like leave up to that standard. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.000 Laura can take a break. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:08.360 I can't drop the ball now, big boy. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.360 Yeah number one right now, it's good spot to be. 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:12.040 How long will it last? 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:13.719 I don't know, probably too the weekend and. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.520 Yeah, well I think she's got she's got like three 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.400 more weeks left that could Well, it's not live anymore. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:20.200 It's all pre recording. 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.400 Trust live people anymore. 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:23.880 Yeah, so it's all pre recorded. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.160 Cancel people get canceled anything live. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.000 And then as soon as it finishes, I'm out. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:29.440 You're a moving now I'm out. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.680 But like I'm going to sound like such aa, so 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:37.400 just carry on. Lola and I have got this thing 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:43.600 now where your besties is where I give her a 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.920 little cuddle before she goes down for a sleep at nighttime. 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:48.960 And now it's become a thing because. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.560 It's a habit. Now you've created a bad habit. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:52.800 It's the routine. And Laura was putting her to bed 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.600 and she was saying cuddle, and I said to Laura 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:57.320 like kind of came in and said, you know, like 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.679 it's you know you're trying, but. 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.040 We actually this is how you do it. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.960 Laura is like, what the fuck has happened? And I 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:11.880 give her like a little thing. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.600 She's she's on the as she's on the out. If 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.240 this was Survivor, this week's not looking good for her. 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.439 She'd better have her hidden immunity somewhere. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.520 I'm down the park with all the mums and. 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.439 I'm like, why don't you going to the mother's Day. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.320 We've got an afternoon tea at daycare, which is for 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:32.640 the mums. We're recording this before Mother's Day if anyone's confused, 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:34.160 and Laura can't make it. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.680 Because she's dancing with another star gutted. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.040 So I'm going to rock up and I'll be there. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:43.840 Choken, dad, Hey, who's to say? Like, dad's kimmi? Mums too. 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.040 On that note, we should probably wish all the mother's 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.880 a very happy Mother's Day, because of course mother's are 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.840 parents too, absolutely not just dads. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.839 I'm always surprised at how many moms are listening to 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.120 the podcast. I always thought it would just be. 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:01.240 Like, because there's no judgment here. I think. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.040 No, this is the same space if you're a parent, 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:03.920 even if you're. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:05.640 If you hate your kids, we get it. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:08.559 Come take see and get comfy. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.000 Speaking of mothers, I've had mine here. She was here 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:12.880 for a couple of days. 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:14.160 She's on the Gold Coast now. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.320 Yeah. Yeah, so she's been in Sydney for like two weeks, 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.960 staying with my sister, who the favorite is there. 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:22.400 Remind me, your sister has. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:26.960 One child and I have two. Okay, but my sister 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.120 needs more help. I've got more of a support network 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.600 over here with April's parents and so forth. So anyway, 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:34.360 I was down at the shopping center just down the 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.520 road from my house my mom. That's been there since 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.160 the eighties is shopping center. Of course it's been revamped, 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.840 but there's I came out there right the Camart has 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.400 been there the whole time, and I was walking into 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.120 came up with my mom and my son, who's nearly four. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.680 My mom goes, oh, this flashbacks. I was like, what 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.200 do you mean flashbacks because Oscar wouldn't hold my hand, 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.520 he just wanted to run. She's like, just flashbacks of 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.600 coming to came up when you were that age. I said, oh, yeah, 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:00.400 He's like, you wouldn't hold my hand, and then one 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.120 day you just ran off. She was just like I 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:04.400 had to save you. I was like, what do you 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.560 mean to save me? And she was like, you'll run 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:10.040 off and some guy made the eyes at you, and 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.440 I was like what. She was like yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:15.320 and you ran down like this thing, and he kind 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.280 of went after you. And Mom's like, this guy's going 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.600 to abduct my child after you after me? 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:21.679 Surely not. 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:26.679 Yeah. He apparently was just like lingering around. And at 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.880 this point, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.440 I've never known this, and she was like yeah, yeah, 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:32.720 Like it got to the point where I had to 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.640 like snatch you off him, and I was like, how 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.199 dare you? I could have been one of those children 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:45.360 that was abducted. So essentially, I've just found out in 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.520 my thirties that I was this closed to being abducted. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.480 Wow, did you call the cops? 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.240 No, she said, I just grabbed her gave him the eyes. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.959 What do you mean, gave him the eyes of the nineties, He. 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.480 Tried to fucking abduct her child and she gave him 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.120 the eyes. I'd be like calling the fucking. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.080 Brain and I came home just before and I said 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:07.000 to everyone like I was nearly abducted, just like today. 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.240 I'm like, no, I'm thirty two, no one wants me. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.320 I'm used up now you're look it came up just 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.200 like anybody want me? 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:17.200 I got one, I was saying free, and I was 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.360 just like in shock, but also like that's. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.200 Quite big for your mom just to be like, oh, 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.600 by the way, yeah, do you want this topics to 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.200 size small for Oscar? And you almost got abducted when 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:27.080 you were four years I like. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.720 Right here, you almost got abducted when you were this age. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.080 I was like, oh, you're right, it's back at the 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:32.920 scene of the grant. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:33.560 Yeah. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:34.520 And instead, you. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.360 Know what my life could have been if that guy 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.680 came out of Yeah, to be fair, people do nasty things. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:43.880 I'll probably be dead. But walking through Camart and I 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.840 was just like trying to wrap my head around it, 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.520 like that's how close I could have been to being abducted. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:49.960 If that had happened, we would. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.400 Happy Mother's Day to my life. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:54.120 Holy shit. 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.480 Yeah, honestly can't believe that. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.920 I wonder if it was, like I mean, was it 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.240 just a case of this guy, was you know, saw 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.440 this young chap running towards him, and. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.640 He apparently eyed me off for ages and was like, 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.680 it was the nineties, So I don't know, people. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.920 Were different now. I reckon, like the fact was. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:13.080 Like ninety three or something. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.080 You say that, like it was like in ninety three, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:17.720 it was just the dumb thing that people just went 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.160 to kmart and abducted kids. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.720 It probably was, I reckon. If we deep dove into that, 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.080 there would be people that have been like, I never 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:25.800 got abductor of the exact same kmart. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.840 Yeah, that was it was John, Classic John. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:38.680 He's still alive today. So last week I did speak 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.960 about my oversex means have the pregnancy scare, which we're 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:43.640 over now we're past it. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:47.520 Can I ask, Gosh, have you got the check up? 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:51.320 No? I don't intend to fucking hell dude. Actually that 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.160 brings me to something that people were commenting and messaging 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:57.560 me saying we have the same thing, still haven't been tested, 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.120 And it's crazy because of how many people have actual 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.640 messaged me or put comments on some of the content 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.760 and being like, you know, we had a baby six 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.240 seven years down the track. It's like fuck. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:12.000 But the fact that it's scared one safe but don't 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.080 you want that peace of mind? 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.280 I like to live life on the edge, friend. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.280 Obviously, Like you know, I'm assuming that when you in April, 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:18.800 do the. 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.320 Deed, get it done. You're not wearing I don't wear 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.800 my hat, all my socks, your raw dog, rod Dog 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.120 and baby. I got the verseect with me for one 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.200 reason and one reason only, and that is a proad dog. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.120 There was a guy he dropped a message on the 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.480 video that you posted, and he said to the doctor, 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.800 He's like, do as much damage right now. I want 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.480 you to burn that little tube, tie it, do everything 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.520 you can to make it irreversible. Yeah, is that something 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:50.200 that you kind of say, like, Butcher. 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:51.080 You don't get you don't get to pick the level 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.200 of a sectomy that you Yeah, you're like, there's only 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.480 one level, level ten. It's like when you're going for 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:58.240 heart sege' like, give me the very best level you've got? 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:02.560 Can I start from the very beginning, Because I'll be honest, 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:04.760 A lot of people find it shocking. I do as well. 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:07.439 The fact that you're thirty two and you've taken the 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:08.560 venom out of the snake. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:14.719 No one has ever said that to me like that, 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:21.440 Look the snake had some sit sorry, starting from the 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.360 very beginning of time, like before or after I was abducted. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:30.159 So you had you had your first child? 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:32.520 Yeah, so I had my first child in twenty nineteen, 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:35.360 planned of course, very exciting was. 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:37.800 The vasectomy in the background. 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:40.440 No, no, no. I think originally we always set out 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:43.160 to have two. But after the first one, I didn't 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.399 want another one because it was painful, you know, like 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.159 I said, you're either get asleep or you don't. I 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.440 didn't get asleep. I barely slept for that whole year. Yeah, 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:54.680 so after the first one, I was like, nuts, we're 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:58.240 not going to have another one. We'd obviously discussed it 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:01.119