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Speaker 1: You are oh fair the one.

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Speaker 2: De Yeah. I'm saying that because people keep saying, you

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Speaker 1: The storytelling, i think, is what's doing it for you.

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Speaker 2: Do you watch it back and go, we look like

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Speaker 1: We're probably one really really funny joke away from kissing.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting daddying Maddy J.

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Speaker 1: Sorry what sure again?

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie J.

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Speaker 1: And I'm Mash.

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Speaker 2: This is a conversation all about parenting, the good, the bad.

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Speaker 1: And the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And we have to also say at this point, if

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Speaker 2: you're coming for any type of.

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Speaker 1: Advice, steer clear, child right now.

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Speaker 2: I have to say, right now, you may be thinking

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Speaker 2: that doesn't sound like Maddie JA. It is me. I

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Speaker 2: have overcome. It's not been easy, man, flu I'm coming

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Speaker 2: out the other end.

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Speaker 1: I know you've been complaining about it all week. I

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Speaker 2: I've persevered. I've made sure. You messaged me the other

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Speaker 2: day and you were, like I said, I can't recall,

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Speaker 2: but I feel good.

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Speaker 1: I didn't complain undertones undertones of complaint.

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Speaker 2: It's been tough. It's been tough.

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Speaker 1: You sound like Darren Lockyer Brisbane. Great, Yes, you like that.

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Speaker 2: I sound like I've been kicked in the throat with

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which chain smoker now? I actually and none

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Speaker 1: the Winnie Reds.

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Speaker 2: I kind of like it when you read no, I

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Speaker 2: kind of like that. Yeah, it makes me sound more rugged.

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Speaker 1: I'll punch in the throat and you can be like

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Speaker 2: I'd a bit of full play.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there would be a lot of women like right now?

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Speaker 1: I like it?

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Speaker 2: Is it off? Putting? It all being? Was it someone

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Speaker 2: who's got now such a rugged, husky voice.

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Speaker 1: Look, you'll get used to it. I've had to earn.

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Speaker 1: I've had to earn this voice. It doesn't come naturally.

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Speaker 2: Were you ever a smoker? Did you smoke? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I used to smoke when I was a young lad.

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Speaker 2: Why did you stop?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I just like stopped. I think it's

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Speaker 1: I think April hated it for so long and then

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Speaker 1: Like I can't even walk behind someone smoking a ciggy

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Speaker 2: such a serious message, But this is an important one.

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Speaker 2: It is very important because I know, I'm very guilty

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Speaker 1: Yes, aside from manflu. And whereas you know, testicular cancer

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Speaker 2: Actually always thought it was like an old man's cancer.

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Speaker 2: It is, but it's very easy to treat. Actually, just

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Speaker 1: And I fondle every day anyway. So now when a

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Speaker 2: I wish I knew the reason for this. But they

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Speaker 2: Of my nuts, there's nothing that little pellets.

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Speaker 2: Are we saving laves right now?

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Speaker 1: I would consider myself a laugh saver after just mentioning it.

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Speaker 2: See the people listing right now. You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: racing against my brother in law. It's a ten k run.

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Speaker 1: He's a man's man.

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Speaker 2: He would shake my hand.

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Speaker 1: Squeeze the ship out of it.

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Speaker 1: Would like, do you ever just like sneak a finger

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Speaker 2: But he said to me, he said, I bet you

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Speaker 1: I think it was it's a bit like my dad's

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Speaker 1: Anyway, a couple of tough stickers.

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Speaker 1: But he's he got to beat him. He's got in

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Speaker 2: This is the fittest I've ever been. And I said

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Speaker 2: if I get sick and fucking what happened?

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Speaker 1: Weak out? Are you fitter now than you were when

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Speaker 1: Like that's I wasn't gonna say.

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Speaker 2: I mean seagulls, I snashed the creating.

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Speaker 1: Before Bachelor, yeah, water retention, yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: You are, you've got to run his body, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: But it's also what's added, not to complain ash, what's

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm glad you're happy for me. It fucking sucks.

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Speaker 2: I'm now getting a taste of what it would be

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Speaker 1: Parent brutal, and she got the weekend visit. It's not you, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: Literally have just thought, I think for anyone out there's

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Speaker 2: I don't do not know how you do it.

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Speaker 2: It's hard. But they're only plus from this being the

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Speaker 2: and she said.

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Speaker 1: She felt bad, a little bit of parent girl for sure.

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Speaker 2: She she is like she's you know, so when she

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Speaker 2: give them all of her attention. And as she rushed in,

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Speaker 2: I want dad to give me a shower.

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Speaker 1: Sweet justice. See, who'd have thought that actually parenting your

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Speaker 1: of the spectrum where they just like obsessed, obsessed with Mum.

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Speaker 1: If I get a cuddle in it's like yes, but

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Speaker 2: It's it's fucking beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Choken, dad, Hey, who's to say? Like, dad's kimmi? Mums too.

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Speaker 1: No, she said, I just grabbed her gave him the eyes.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, gave him the eyes of the nineties, He.

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Speaker 2: Tried to fucking abduct her child and she gave him

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Speaker 1: Right here, you almost got abducted when you were this age.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And instead, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what my life could have been if that guy

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Speaker 1: I'll probably be dead. But walking through Camart and I

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Speaker 2: If that had happened, we would.

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Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day to my life.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly can't believe that.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if it was, like I mean, was it

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Speaker 1: He apparently eyed me off for ages and was like,

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Speaker 2: You say that, like it was like in ninety three,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was it was John, Classic John.

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Speaker 1: He's still alive today. So last week I did speak

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Speaker 2: Can I ask, Gosh, have you got the check up?

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Speaker 1: No? I don't intend to fucking hell dude. Actually that

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Speaker 2: But the fact that it's scared one safe but don't

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Speaker 1: I like to live life on the edge, friend.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, Like you know, I'm assuming that when you in April,

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Speaker 1: Deed, get it done. You're not wearing I don't wear

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Speaker 2: He's like, do as much damage right now. I want

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Speaker 2: you to burn that little tube, tie it, do everything

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Speaker 1: You don't get you don't get to pick the level

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Speaker 2: Can I start from the very beginning, Because I'll be honest,

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Speaker 2: A lot of people find it shocking. I do as well.

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Speaker 2: The fact that you're thirty two and you've taken the

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Speaker 1: No one has ever said that to me like that,

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Speaker 1: Look the snake had some sit sorry, starting from the

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Speaker 2: So you had you had your first child?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no. I think originally we always set out

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Speaker 1: They're the sort of kids that would go to the

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Speaker 1: You go, fuck yeah, you're like taken back, wow, like

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's only a matter of times.

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Speaker 1: It's a matter of time. I don't really not understand.

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Speaker 1: Like I get people want one and want to run

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Speaker 1: the rotation physics, you're slowing the earth down by procreating

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Speaker 1: that much. Especially crackheads.

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Speaker 2: Attacking people who were single children.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the crackheads.

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Speaker 2: Who else do we hate?

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Speaker 1: I would love to be canceled by crackheads. Think of

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Speaker 1: the uproar.

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Speaker 2: Open above the two to three children window is madness.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know how you do it. It's not for me.

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Speaker 1: Like Dominic Perrine's got what fifteen kids.

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Speaker 2: He's got fifteen Yeah, he's got a cult.

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Speaker 1: He's just they're going to take over literally, they're going

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Speaker 1: to take over the world.

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Speaker 2: Literally. Yeah, So you thought to yourself, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: Child, and then like a what chop my dick off?

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Speaker 2: Was it when April was pregnant that you were like,

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Speaker 1: then we were like, can't quite remember how it sort

442
00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:39,359
Speaker 1: of came about. I think I think the main conversation

443
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,119
Speaker 1: happened after having Macie was like, Okay, what are we

444
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:42,879
Speaker 1: going to do now?

445
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,600
Speaker 2: Did you bring it up? It was just like it

446
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,320
Speaker 2: was just you guys kind of both came together and

447
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,280
Speaker 2: said I was kind of.

448
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 1: Both came together. I think there was one time I

449
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,280
Speaker 1: was putting a condom on and I thought this is

450
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 1: not for me, and I got up and I left

451
00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 1: the room. I definitely didn't leave the room. And I

452
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 1: think that's what it got like put into the back

453
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,239
Speaker 1: of both of our heads. But like me and like

454
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,360
Speaker 1: you've spoken to me about and a lot of other

455
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,840
Speaker 1: men have spoken to me about it, like we don't

456
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,080
Speaker 1: want to lose our superpower. That's what we think. Such

457
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 1: an idiotic thing to think, but it's the man's way

458
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 1: we find humor to put things aside. A lot. I

459
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,400
Speaker 1: hide behind it as much as they possibly can. Yeah,

460
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 1: I was always like, no, I don't want to lose

461
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 1: my superpower. I might be different, I might be this

462
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,640
Speaker 1: different person. It's a load of shit, really, And then

463
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 1: it's funny that eventually, after the talking about it and

464
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,119
Speaker 1: the lack of sex in the house, I didn't want

465
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 1: to bag it up anymore. I was sick of it.

466
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 1: And you know, the option is always on the table

467
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 1: there to do that, So it was always like, I

468
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 1: could just do that. So what happened was I got

469
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 1: really drunk one night and I thought, it's not like

470
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 1: I drink. Thank you Matthew. Anyway, I've lost my train

471
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 1: of thought.

472
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,679
Speaker 2: You got drunk one night.

473
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,239
Speaker 1: I got drunk one night, and I thought what might

474
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,920
Speaker 1: be a romantic thing to do to try and get

475
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 1: sex that night was to say, hey, I booked a

476
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 1: vasecto me. So I booked the VICTI me and I

477
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 1: was like, hey, bat.

478
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 2: Well, when you were drunk at home or at the pub?

479
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,400
Speaker 1: I was at a mates but I was coming home.

480
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 2: Well your mates like, ash, what are you doing over there?

481
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 1: On my phone? Just book just google it?

482
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 2: Or did someone say hey.

483
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 1: I just googled it? And I wanted the one that

484
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 1: you could book online. I didn't want to have to

485
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 1: ring anyone and say, hey, he needed to chop my dickoff.

486
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 2: You hate the phone, So like, did you have a

487
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 2: Google rating.

488
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 1: Or five stars? Actually we'll get to that. Anyways, I

489
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: came home, I'm like, guess what good book? I booked

490
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: a vasectomy and hoping for.

491
00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: It to be like, yes, pannies fall down in the bedroom.

492
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,119
Speaker 1: Wasn't the case. He was met with I've been telling

493
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 1: you to do it for ages. I got nothing there,

494
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: and then there's.

495
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: Nothing sexier than when you've had a couple of tins.

496
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: And anyway, so back backfired. So now I'm booked him

497
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 1: for a sex I had to pay a deposit for

498
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: so they've got me in.

499
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 2: What's the deposit worth?

500
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 1: It was like two hundred bucks for the deposit. Anyway,

501
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 1: I forgot that they booked it, and then all of

502
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm getting a VERSECT me on Saturday afternoon

503
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 1: at four o'clock. I was like a couple of weeks.

504
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,199
Speaker 2: Because I thought it'd be like when you go in

505
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 2: for plastic surgery or something and you have to have

506
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 2: this like psyched test to be like are you doing

507
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 2: because like they look at you and go ash, you're

508
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 2: a young man, You're.

509
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 1: You're a stallion. You're a start yet out there and

510
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,439
Speaker 1: spread your seamen.

511
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 2: That didn't happen.

512
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,959
Speaker 1: Well, no conversation wasn't. It's more of a in and

513
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: out situation. I've had haircuts that will take longer than that,

514
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: and I don't have any hair Holy shit that quick. Yeah,

515
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: So I'll walk you through it.

516
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 2: Because I'll be honest, I am in the category of men,

517
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 2: and I'm not saying this is the right thought to have,

518
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 2: but I think of it as as literally being like

519
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,919
Speaker 2: I am chopping off my tat from this point.

520
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I look at like you could use.

521
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 2: You like dogs for example. Okay, here's my thinking. And

522
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 2: again I know this is not correct. I know it's

523
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 2: not the same for humans, but you know, like a

524
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: dog gets desexed.

525
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 1: Takes the bark out of them, Yes, you know, like.

526
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 2: They're not the same afterwards, And I don't want to

527
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: get the snip and then like not be the same

528
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 2: Maddy j that I am right now.

529
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: I think it will calm you down. Imagine if it

530
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: calms you down, how crazy I would have been before.

531
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: Havn't it a sexed me?

532
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

533
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: This is me? Can't you fucking bouncing off the walls?

534
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,239
Speaker 2: Storing tables. Oh yeah, piecing in the backyard. I bet

535
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: yelling used to piss in the backyard.

536
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: Still, I'm not allowing the inside toilet anyway. So what

537
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: happens is you get sent the email confirmation blah blah blah.

538
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: But you also get sent a video which is like

539
00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: a counseling video to prepare you for what's coming. So

540
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: that scares the shit out of you. I didn't watch it.

541
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: How it was like three or four minutes. I made

542
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: him Mine watched it and he was like, that's scary

543
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: because I'm not watching that. And then you go there

544
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: for your appointment. And the funny thing is when you

545
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 1: go to this appointment, there's other dudes in the waiting area.

546
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: You've got this mutual acknowledgment of why you're all there, okay.

547
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 2: Like the only thing that the only procedure.

548
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: On thing that bonds you is this procedure, like we're

549
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: all united, okay. And it's in and out like it's crazy.

550
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: A guy goes in walking normal and comes out walking

551
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: like he's just been riding the fucking horse.

552
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 2: I imagine it's like, you know, like those prisoners who

553
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: were kept in like a certain part of the jail

554
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 2: when they're on death row.

555
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's that we're all going to die in

556
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: this together the situation.

557
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 2: Yes, was it much spoken amongst the men or is.

558
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: It very eerie? It's a very eerie situation because I

559
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: don't know, Like the fact is you're awake for the

560
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: whole thing. Okay. It's a bit like a production line

561
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: situation where it's like there's a four o'clock or four

562
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: point fifteen, four point thirty or four forty five and onwards. Yeah,

563
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,479
Speaker 1: and their book this motherfucker is making bank. But you've

564
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: got to think about like how many nuts do you

565
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: need to see in one day?

566
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 2: Too many?

567
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: Too is too many? So you get called in, You

568
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: go in, you sit down and goes did you watch

569
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: the video? And of course I said yes, even I didn't.

570
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: And he was like, it's really just to prepare you

571
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: that this is a considered irreversible procedure, even though it

572
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 1: is reversible, andything's reversible.

573
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 2: At this point. Did you have any second thoughts?

574
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: Nah? No, I was just petrified. I think fear took

575
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: up most of my thought process. And I was like, yes, sir, yeah, anyway,

576
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: So he was like, okay, well I needed to pull

577
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: your pants down and just lay on the like the operating.

578
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 2: Tenner say like, oh, could you buy me you drink first?

579
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: No? No, I just said it out a couple of

580
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: inches and it was like a classic classic Yeah, it

581
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 1: was like do you know any times I've heard that today?

582
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm like too many obviously, but seriously, at a couple

583
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,360
Speaker 1: of inches. The most painful part of a herd is

584
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: the local anesthetic. It's like when you get local attic

585
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: at the dentist and it's like, fuck that hurt? Why

586
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: does that hurt?

587
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 2: So that's sad sting.

588
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: I can feel it now anyway. So that happens because

589
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: what they do is they cut one side open, snip

590
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 1: that particular cord, and then they do is they melt

591
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: it back together, so there's no stitches.

592
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: When you say melt, is it like burning plastic.

593
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: It's like the smell of your burning hair and skin.

594
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 2: You can see you can smell it.

595
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, So for the whole time you no, we're not

596
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: trying to turn people off here, sorry, yes, anyway, so

597
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: you don't feel it, just feel this weird, awkward, aggressive tugging.

598
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 1: I just was sweating the whole time. I was like

599
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: sweating so much. So goes, okay, we're done. They have

600
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: to peel me off the bed and I was just like,

601
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: oh my god. Anyway, so then they move you to

602
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: another room, which is like recover recover room. You got

603
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: to sit there for fifteen minutes and watch another video.

604
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: Ah.

605
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: But the video I got to watch was a little

606
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: bit about the procedure and what to expect, and also

607
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: about their Google rating, like make sure you leave a

608
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: review on Google rate and we have a five star

609
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: Google rating, make sure you leave us a review. I'm like,

610
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: any this is a restaurant, and I'm like, what the hell.

611
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: Is there any incentive, like we'll give you five percent off.

612
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: Or can give your mates five percent you refer a

613
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: friend or nah? Nah, to be honest, run a really

614
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: tight shit.

615
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 2: Can I take a guess here? You didn't leave a review?

616
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: No, if I didn't watch the video, then not watch

617
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: the second video. Anyway, So after that your recovery and

618
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: she goes. The nurse comes and get okay, Like you're

619
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: okay to go in three months time, you need to

620
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: go and get check to cb ster. Here's a pathology

621
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: slip and here's a cup, and me stupidly was like, oh,

622
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to need two cups.

623
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 2: Get fucking creep.

624
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: I get it and I walked out past the other victims,

625
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: big thumbs up to the boys did straight out the

626
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: door off to the pub, and like he went to

627
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: the pub, I went to a mates and had a

628
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: couple of beers there. I went home, but I actually

629
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: went out. The next night. I went to Surrey Hill's

630
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: for like a dad's lads things with a bunch of.

631
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 2: The dads do they say like, yeah, you need to Yeah,

632
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 2: They're like walk, friction is gonna.

633
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: I looked at my phone. The next day I did

634
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: like fifteen thousand steps and I was wondering why my

635
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: nuts were so black, so bruised. Man, I was bruised

636
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,239
Speaker 1: all the way up like my torso. It was the

637
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: worst recovery of anything I reckon. I was like, oh

638
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: my nuts were so sore?

639
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 2: How long?

640
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: It was like two weeks? But after I got another

641
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: friend was like, oh, go and get it. His recovery

642
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: was sweet. He probably did all the right thing. I

643
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: didn't go on. I went surfing like two days later

644
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: to Ash. What are you doing, dude, I'm bulletproop bad?

645
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 2: Have you got nous? Exspect for your bullsack.

646
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I don't need them anymore.

647
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: Putting them through absolute torture.

648
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a tough couple of weeks. But I

649
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: still don't know if I'm staile.

650
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: Okay, the reason why I'm a bit nervous about it,

651
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 2: and I did some research, minimal research. It was actually

652
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: illegal up until nineteen seventy one in this country, illegal

653
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: to give or receive.

654
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: Of a sectomy give and receive.

655
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the punishment was.

656
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 2: I don't know why it was illegal by just on

657
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: a website. It was illegal until nineteen seventy one.

658
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: That's wild, hey, Like, and so you think they might not.

659
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 2: So well, yeah, but you think, like if it was

660
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: illegal back then, maybe at some point they may go, actually,

661
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: let's put it back onto the list of being illegal.

662
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: Zero science has happened since then.

663
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 2: I think it's now. I think we're one of the

664
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: top countries. I think there's like one and forty blokes.

665
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: It's definitely like a benefit, Like it's a pretty safe

666
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: form of not having it. Like if I went and

667
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: did everything right and went and got checked and like

668
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: you're yeah, you're star al but whatever, like you can't

669
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: have any more kids. That's great, But then also, if

670
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: I get divorced, I'm out in the market now and

671
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: I am essentially sterile in the market.

672
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 2: But don't you think that then makes you less appealing?

673
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, because I wouldn't get married again.

674
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and obviously you in April are never gonna split up.

675
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: Absolutely not love you, April.

676
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: The reason why I'm on the fence, it is not

677
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 2: because of the like I joke when I say like,

678
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be taking away, you know,

679
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,239
Speaker 2: a level of you, my manly hood, and I'm going

680
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: to be different afterwards. I think it's the fact that

681
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,719
Speaker 2: I'm pretty indecisive. You know, I'll sit there and I'll

682
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: look at a menu for like half an hour before

683
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 2: I decide what to actually get to eat. You are

684
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 2: so slow even setting up this oh my God podcast

685
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: equipment today in your house. I could just see you

686
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 2: getting so eggy. Get the fact that eving I like

687
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: to rush into things, okay, and respect that. And right

688
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: now we're very much fifty to fifty. If you ask

689
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: me right now do I want a third child, I

690
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 2: would say no, because I'm coming off the back end

691
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: of Laura working like four different jobs and me being

692
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: this whole parent of the kids right now, and I

693
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 2: think to myself, like, if I have a third kid,

694
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: I'm going to be out numbered. Like there's no way

695
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: that I could sustain that by myself if Laura was working,

696
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: and vice versa as well, if I went away for work,

697
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: and then I think like three, if I had a third,

698
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 2: I know, there'd be no way I'm going to have it.

699
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna oh fucking maybe I whatever fourth.

700
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh my, what is wrong with you?

701
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just think like, who knows? What's

702
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 2: don't you want to?

703
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: We get a lot of questions like what's you Is

704
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: it hard between one and two? Duh? The answer to

705
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: that question is yes, having two is harder. It's a

706
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: different type of hardness. Okay, it's a logistical nightmare. Mainly, Yes,

707
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: you get one age, but then you're going to have

708
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: those times where they're going to outnumber you. And I

709
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: feel like if you live in a household where at

710
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: all times you're outnumbered by the children, nothing good can

711
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: come from that. If you want to have three, go

712
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: for it. But the logistical nightmare of that would be

713
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: too much for me personally. So that's where I'm at.

714
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 2: In saying that. Ash I actually did get a question

715
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 2: from a listener on this exact topic fire away. He said,

716
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: this is lim by the way, he's expecting baby number two.

717
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: It's coming very shortly. He said, boys, what are the

718
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: quantifiable levels?

719
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: That's very very big word. Yeah, can we google what

720
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: that means? He said, what about that? Educated, my friend?

721
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: What are the quantifiable levels of difference between being a

722
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 2: parent of one versus being a parent of two? Is

723
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: it two times as hard or is it ten times

724
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: as hard because you also have to manage a toddler

725
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: whilst having a newborn.

726
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely a different type of hardness to it.

727
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: It's not like twice as hard. You can't just sit

728
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: there and say that because you're at different stages of

729
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: their life. Depends on what the toddlers like too. Toddlers

730
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: can be really like they really like when they have

731
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: a baby, Like I noticed, Oscar was always like, oh,

732
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: you know, and like you try and gave to help out,

733
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: so it feel like part of the situation. I think

734
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: the hardest part about it is the logistics of it all,

735
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: in terms of going anywhere, you know, because then you've

736
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: also got sleep schedules for two different kids. The two

737
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: kids itself, it's not not hard, but you can manage that.

738
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: I think it's the things around.

739
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 2: It, don't you think though, obviously the fact that you've

740
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 2: got two now it's an increased workload, but you know

741
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 2: what you're doing. Like I remember coming home from the

742
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: hospital and we had Marley, this new more child.

743
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: In the back of the car driving thirty k'sw.

744
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, like literally crawling on the road back home, and

745
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 2: you think, oh, do I know.

746
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: What name we Lalia? Like one hundred and ten.

747
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: It's kind of like playing sport, you know, when you

748
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: first start playing a new sport is a bit harder,

749
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: like you know, but when you surf right now, as

750
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure, it's just like it's second nature you just

751
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: like kids are crying.

752
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: It's crazy how much you subconsciously pick up from the

753
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,719
Speaker 1: first one and then dealing with the second one, like

754
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: just you're got a different level of patience because you're like, okay,

755
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: we I know what to expect a little bit more

756
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: than obviously the first time when you it's very very new.

757
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: So look, it's not easy. One hundred percent. I'm not

758
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: going to sit here and say it's easy, and no

759
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: one should be telling you it's easy, but it's not

760
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: ten times harder.

761
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 2: Definitely not.

762
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: No.

763
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: And you've also got you've also got all the equipment

764
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 2: you know.

765
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're reusing.

766
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like you're set up. You're in a place

767
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 2: where you know what you're doing. You've got everything at

768
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: your disposal in terms of like bottles and nappies and

769
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 2: you know, change tables and you're good to go. There

770
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 2: is nothing that will be more of a shock to

771
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: the system than the change in you and your lifestyle

772
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: for that first baby.

773
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, your life will never be the same before,

774
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: never any aspect. You could have fifteen dogs in your

775
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: life could never be sad. So yeah, I think the

776
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: second one it is hard logistically, it's hard when the

777
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: good times are good too. So you got to think,

778
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: like when I've got two now and may he's just like,

779
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: you know, giving back. You're like, yeah, there's no way

780
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have the second.

781
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 2: Now, do you ever have a conversation with parents who

782
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: have three and they say to you, the change from

783
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 2: two to three is like non existent. A lot of

784
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: parents say to.

785
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: Me like they live in denial, my friend, don't you reckon.

786
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 2: I've had so many conversations where they say, hey, like

787
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: having a third, it's lazy. You don't even notice it.

788
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: That's got to be dribble. You've got another mouth to feed,

789
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: you got another Essentially, the first year of a baby's life,

790
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: all you're doing is trying to keep that thing alive. Yes,

791
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You're like, you're not.

792
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 2: That's fucking stressful.

793
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you're just trying to keep it alive. And

794
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: when you get past that first year and they start

795
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, I'm more than just a blob now,

796
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, there's a whole different set of problems.

797
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: And look, I've only got two very young kids. I

798
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: don't know what it's like with people who've got older

799
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: kids and then having a third. It might not be

800
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: as hard as that. You can essentially boss the other

801
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: ones around, but at this point, like a toddler will go,

802
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: you go, come on, help daddy with this, and then

803
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: they'll either do it, they'll be like, I'm funk off upstairs,

804
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: and I'll have to go up and be like, what

805
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: did I have you for? If you're not going to

806
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: help me parents.

807
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 2: So to wrap it up, Liam, I think the fact

808
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 2: that Ash and I are both doing okay and you're

809
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 2: using words like quantifiable in your questions, you're going to

810
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 2: fucking excel.

811
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: You've got at least one.

812
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 2: Ash, Do we have we have time for two more questions?

813
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 2: I know, I feel like I've been rushing you. Mate,

814
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 2: You've got somewhere to be something like, what have you

815
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: got on this afternoon? You know what we're stressed about.

816
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: I think it's the fact that we've been recording this

817
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 2: episode with Macy upstairs, who's asleep. She didn't go down

818
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: at a normal nut time and she woke up.

819
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: Ears. Yeah, looks she only had a quick sleep. April's upstairs.

820
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 2: She's just we've I don't know if you can hear

821
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 2: this in the audio, but she's working up. She screamed,

822
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 2: I'm chill and I'm hard.

823
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: Fine your kids on here.

824
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: Do we have time for two?

825
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, make it three?

826
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 2: No two, Let's do ten questions?

827
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: Get real bored these people listening?

828
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: Question number one? And that was that number one? Well

829
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 2: I kind of think it was like it was that

830
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 2: was question number one, Question number two?

831
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: Make up the rules? Do whatever you like.

832
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 2: Ash, Yes, do you miss who you were before you

833
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 2: became a dad?

834
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: I've had this question asked to me before, and like

835
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: I tell my therapist, I don't remember that person at all.

836
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: Not really strange to believe that. Yeah, Look, I feel

837
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: like so much crying has happened between now and then

838
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 1: that I don't really recall. There's definitely times where it's

839
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: like you see or you've got a single mate and

840
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I'm just going to go home and

841
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: see on couch for the rest of the day and

842
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck you, that would be so nice that

843
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,479
Speaker 1: and then rub it into your face. So, yeah, look,

844
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: is it do I miss or do I remember? Is

845
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: that the question?

846
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: I think? The word miss? I think because you're still Yeah,

847
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: you're still the same person. It's not like I look

848
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 2: at photos of myself and I'm different in any kind

849
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 2: of way. I think there's a level of confidence a

850
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 2: when you become married and B when you become dad.

851
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,760
Speaker 2: You're kind of like you don't.

852
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: Have like life achievements, so you're sort of taking on

853
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: board as a confidence builder one hundred percent, but.

854
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 2: You've got more important shit to worry about now.

855
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I see mate squabbing over garbage, and I'm like, man,

856
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: I got my own fucking problems. Don't come at me

857
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: what std you've got. I'm not.

858
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 2: This is not good for my throat.

859
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: Hopefully I didn't dob any mates in there, but yeah,

860
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 1: look I definitely miss you missed the free time, right

861
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: fucking oh yeah?

862
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 2: Like the ability to just do anything at any point

863
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: is great.

864
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: And like now the free time I have, it's either

865
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 1: spent picking up fucking toys or cleaning up shit, whether

866
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: it's on the fucking walls or smeared into the carpet.

867
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, it goes out saying you definitely missed that times.

868
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: But you know there's so much more to look forward

869
00:38:51,160 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: to as well. I have to say that because so

870
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: this actually comes from a friend of mine who's a

871
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: very big fan of the show. He's trying to get

872
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: on the show. I think it's going to happen, Champ. No,

873
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: I'm just ja. Don't you ever dare put your finger

874
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: up to me? Ever again, that's such a dog act.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I just didn't. I didn't want to cough

876
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 2: over you talking my fan then, and then have you

877
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 2: have to repeat the sentence so shut the fuck up,

878
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: little young man.

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Speaker 1: All right, So this.

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Speaker 2: Sorry question number three.

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00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: So this question comes from a friend of mine. He

882
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: has asked, have you ever busted your kids stealing from

883
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: the supermarket?

884
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 2: I think going to the supermarket, like going to a

885
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 2: Coles of Woolies is just absolute hellos. Like there's been

886
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: so many times there's a Woolies down the road for

887
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: me and I'm like, I'm out of nappies or add

888
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 2: of milk, and I've got the kids from daycare and

889
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 2: I go, fuck, I forgot to go for the kids.

890
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 2: I'll strap loller in. And so her arms are still free,

891
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 2: and she's just grabbing anything, like grabbing apple, you know,

892
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 2: a bottle of oil. She's like grabbing that anything she

893
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Speaker 2: can get hands on. And sometimes you're so focused on

894
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Speaker 2: just getting what you need and I think, I know, actually,

895
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Speaker 2: like it's not really stealing, is it? Like fruit? Fruits?

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Speaker 1: Plays that's fine, that's free man, Yeah, right, who the

897
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: hell pays her fruit?

898
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Speaker 2: Yeah? So she like, you know, sometimes there's a little

899
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 2: basket of free food and normally it's like a loansome

900
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 2: apple or banana, and sometimes Maley's like give us a plum,

901
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, you know.

902
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: Give us one of those rich people's fruit.

903
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not like getting a mango and like

904
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 2: cutting up a mango and give that to her. And

905
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: I think like the odd toy at like a two

906
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 2: dollars store, you know, like need the checkout, But I haven't.

907
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 2: I don't think she's stolen.

908
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: Any lollipops for a good one on the way out,

909
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: because they've got that stupid basket man you just ask

910
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: him to be stolen totally. I've just taken one before.

911
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 2: But it's not like she's stolen anything that's.

912
00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 1: Like over the band.

913
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like she's gone to like a Michael

914
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: Hill jeweler and.

915
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: Rinse the place somehow I got past the glass cabinet

916
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: as No, I haven't. Actually, that's probably a good question

917
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: to ask the listeners. Maybe I think maybe we could

918
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: pick back up on that next week. Right in send

919
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: us a DM S Maddie or myself or the two

920
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: don't Dad's Instagram at DM if you've got any spicy

921
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: or juicy stories about your children stealings of any age.

922
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 2: If you are a criminal, we want like the accidental stealings.

923
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: We don't want people who are.

924
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: Like could do some good and dob some criminals in. Look,

925
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't think stealing is a crime if

926
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Speaker 1: it's accidental even so, okay, I think play on.

927
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: That's a bold statement.

928
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 1: My grandmother used to steal toys for me another child.

929
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 2: Is said grandmother still around or is she?

930
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: She?

931
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: Is she in fucking prison or where?

932
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: I won't disclose her location. But she was great at it.

933
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: She just to take him out of the plastic thing

934
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: and put the plastic thing back on the ship. There

935
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: you go.

936
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear a story of like a parent

937
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: being at JP high Fie getting like a pair of

938
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 2: headphones and then getting home and going, holy shit, the

939
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 2: headphones are at the bottom of the pram and they

940
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 2: got like a set of like beats by Dre so good.

941
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 2: Something like that would be great.

942
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: I would yeah, stuff like that so definitely, And we'll

943
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Speaker 1: pick back up on it next week for sure, because

944
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Speaker 1: I think there's got to be some crackers out there.

945
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: And if you're sitting there thinking, should I say my

946
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: bad parents?

947
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 2: It's anonymous?

948
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: First of all, yes, you are a bad parent. Aren't

949
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: we all bad parents in our own way? And don't

950
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 1: withhold that story from us.

951
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 2: I have to say a couple of people, we obviously

952
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 2: take this podcast very seriously. We made a little mistake,

953
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 2: he said Annabel Carmen.

954
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: Calmel, Carmel Carmel. My wife even said that too, said

955
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: that too.

956
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 2: She was like, damadol got a.

957
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: Drugging my children. Yeah, I was like, I can't know.

958
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: Carmen's makes more sense, So maybe they should change the name.

959
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 1: Idiots idiots.

960
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 2: So thank you for everyone who said we set it

961
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Speaker 2: in correctly. Apology.

962
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: It's just a frozen me, so get over you.

963
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 2: At this point, we are going to wrap up the episode,

964
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Speaker 2: but I do want to say Ash, I do want

965
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 2: to say I have been absolutely blown away at how

966
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 2: many people have been listening. We hoped it would be successful,

967
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 2: and Ash and I were like addicts on the Pokeys

968
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: and instead of like pulling that hand or we're just

969
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 2: refreshing this page to see how many downloads we get,

970
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 2: like it's.

971
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: We have nothing better to do.

972
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: We literally I watch it like a hawk, and every

973
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 2: like ten or fifty listens and downline.

974
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: This unhealthy obsession of mine.

975
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Speaker 2: I absolutely love it. I love it. We've had some

976
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: really beautiful messages come from people. Sure I'm surprised. Actually

977
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 2: I had one lady said she listened to it.

978
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: At the gym, so does what she's doing.

979
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, could you? I couldn't imagine anything

980
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 2: worse and trying to do squads to us in your

981
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 2: whole shit, Yeah, like if you go over a walk.

982
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: But like it's a pleasant walking podcast.

983
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: Not judging any gym goers right now. If you are

984
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: listening to some.

985
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: People get off on different things. Man, some people get

986
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: pumped up by the oun of Maddie Jay's husky.

987
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 2: For has anyone has anyone come up to you Ash

988
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 2: at this point, because I think this is the point

989
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 2: where you know you've really made it. Has anyone come

990
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: up to you and said, Ash, this is a stranger

991
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 2: I really like the podcast. No, not yet, but that's

992
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 2: like once that happens someone at the window driving past

993
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 2: and your podcast is shit.

994
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. That's a win. I'll take that.

995
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: So yeah, wrap this episode up and review, a style rating, subscribe,

996
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: tell your friends on.

997
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: Apple Podcasts you have to do a follow. Follow us please,

998
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: we would love We would love that. Spread the word

999
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 2: and yeah, give us a review, and oh, how's this

1000
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: for a tease. I'm not going to say who it is.

1001
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 2: But we have locked in our first dad to be

1002
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Speaker 2: interviewed for.

1003
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Speaker 1: A bonus for a bonus episode I have done. It

1004
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,919
Speaker 1: was a notable name in the Australian television scene. Let's

1005
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: leave it at that. I'm very excited actually, and we're

1006
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: going to his house yes, to record for that.

1007
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 2: I think it'll be in the next seven days. Yeah,

1008
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 2: at least, let's not commit to anything just yet, but

1009
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: let's say I think within seven days. We'll tell you

1010
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 2: within like a couple of days. So it's going to be.

1011
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 2: But it's a great one.

1012
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: It's a good one. It's going to be really fun.

1013
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: So look forward to that. Until then, we thank.

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Speaker 1: You very much.

1015
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: To see you next time.

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00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: To see you, guys.

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00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

1018
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the elders past and present

1020
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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait

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Speaker 2: Islander peoples today. This episode was recorded on gaddagal Land