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Speaker 1: Welcome to them.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Every Friday, before you head into your weekend, we give

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Speaker 3: you a chance to confess, cleanse yourself. So cathartsit release.

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Speaker 3: Share the dumb, idiotic thing you did this week. We

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Speaker 3: all do these things that share them together. We want

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Speaker 3: to know, why are you a genius this week?

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Speaker 2: Genius?

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Speaker 4: Smart Einstein Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 3: Got in my car, wait to put my laptop in

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Speaker 3: the back of the car, realized I was in someone

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Speaker 3: else's car.

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Speaker 4: There was a baby seat.

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Speaker 2: In the back.

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Speaker 4: Five am I get out to my car, open the door,

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Speaker 4: pitch black, sit down. Thirty seconds later I realized I'm

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Speaker 4: in the passenger seat waiting for someone to drive me.

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Speaker 4: My husband, I think, is your genius of the week.

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Speaker 4: He lost his reading glasses and then he deduced that

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Speaker 4: the local raven who lives around our area must have

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Speaker 4: stolen them.

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Speaker 2: All right, why are you a genius this week? Nine

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Speaker 2: four one four one four three. I'll go first on

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Speaker 2: the show. Was talking about how I had to cancel my.

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Speaker 3: Internet fact and I said, how I did it and

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Speaker 3: take an hour and seven minutes.

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Speaker 2: What didn't sa There was a big chunk of that

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Speaker 2: was I called up the wrong provider. They were like,

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Speaker 2: we can't find who assist, And I was like, here

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Speaker 2: we go. You people do this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, you're just trying to get me

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Speaker 3: frustrated so I don't cancer when it's not going to

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Speaker 3: work with me.

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Speaker 2: Look again, my friends.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, how long did it take to realize?

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Speaker 2: Quite? I don't want to go into the fall teach

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Speaker 2: it's a busy show.

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Speaker 1: He calls breaking up.

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Speaker 3: He went hello, Hello, No hung up? And you shudder

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Speaker 3: almost threw the phone. Aware God, no one else can.

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Speaker 2: See the sheer stupidity. You're like, oh my god, how

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Speaker 2: am I still alive? How I've even got this pard

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Speaker 2: into life? Perhaps? Why you genius is I've.

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Speaker 5: Done a couple. Actually, I went to the supermarket the

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Speaker 5: other day. I took the love God's car and he's

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Speaker 5: got one of those automatic ignition buttons. You don't have, likes,

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Speaker 5: I've got that very fancy anyway, So I got out

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Speaker 5: of the car and it wouldn't lock with the remote thing,

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Speaker 5: and I'm thinking, what's it doing? I didn't turned it off?

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Speaker 1: I do that with still well yeah, and then.

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Speaker 5: Last night I got out of the car. I had

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Speaker 5: a couple of disposable coffee cups I needed to throw

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Speaker 5: in the bin. And I had my phone and my

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Speaker 5: purse and my keys in one hand and the coffee

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Speaker 5: cups in the other. But I threw my phone and

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Speaker 5: keys in this into the bin.

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Speaker 2: Been a long week, a very long emotional week.

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Speaker 5: And you could hear it hit the bottom of the

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Speaker 5: recycling started to say it's I am not mom, I

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Speaker 5: am not doing it, and she had to, like Chris

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Speaker 5: had to lift her up to step.

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Speaker 2: A scene from Annie.

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Speaker 5: She's like, you better double my pay for this. This

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Speaker 5: is disgusting, Mom.

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Speaker 2: That's goat Patsy and Jack, why are you genius?

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Speaker 1: This week, I have a chip tooth. I chip when

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Speaker 1: I was younger, and I've actually got a veneer on

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Speaker 1: the corner of one of my front teeth.

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Speaker 2: Oh that gold one. I love it. It looks really cool.

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Speaker 1: This week Gordy's Birthday. On Monday, Bianca had a big

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Speaker 1: pack of popcorn to serve ready for the birthday party.

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Speaker 1: And on Sunday night, I saw it and I wanted

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Speaker 1: me some, but I didn't want her to know that

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Speaker 1: I was tucking into the popcorn. So it was a

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Speaker 1: big plastic bag with a taped top, and I tried

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Speaker 1: to undo the tape so I wouldn't be noticed. The

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Speaker 1: perfect crime wasn't coming undone, so I put the tape

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Speaker 1: between my teeth and started to yank on it.

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Speaker 2: And I've pulled the veneer off my You did catch

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Speaker 2: dentist out.

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Speaker 1: I've got to go back to the dentist.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, otherwise you're gonna get some locked tight glue

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Speaker 3: or something, or do it yourself.

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