Speaker 1: Perfect timing. Fucking garbage struck is out of the front.
Speaker 2: You've got a lot of garbage out there.
Speaker 3: What about the pile of garbage out the front?
Speaker 2: What's going on there? Who is that? Is that one
Speaker 2: of those little ones that just starts off as like, yeah,
Speaker 2: a couple of things, and everyone's just like, oh.
Speaker 3: There's a counsel clean up up the road.
Speaker 1: So someone's like, ah, I must throw shit out in
Speaker 1: the front of my house.
Speaker 2: Everyone in the Northern Beaches is just like, oh, I'll
Speaker 2: like to that.
Speaker 1: I love how they change the method of like you
Speaker 1: know how that you used to get a letter in
Speaker 1: the mail being like this is the weekend is a
Speaker 1: council cleanup. But now you've got each household has x
Speaker 1: amount per year that you can book in. And because
Speaker 1: this is a big complex and all it takes is
Speaker 1: one person. Literally, there probably.
Speaker 3: Was just an old bike out there.
Speaker 1: And I always do this thing around. I'm like I
Speaker 1: walk past or I put something in there, and I'll
Speaker 1: be like what if someone take it? And someone takes it?
Speaker 1: Like I threw some stuff out there, but now I
Speaker 1: have nothing out there that's mine because they took the
Speaker 1: bikes that I put out there, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: actually mine. But also when we lived at my father
Speaker 1: in law's house, it's like one house put stuff out
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, the whole street.
Speaker 2: They think you have been honest? Have you added to
Speaker 2: that pile?
Speaker 1: I added two bikes, a kid's bike that was fucking
Speaker 1: broken and then an old electric bike that was fucked
Speaker 1: and within within with it's rained heap, there's got to
Speaker 1: be a dead body in.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, there's like animals in there now, there's like ferrets,
Speaker 2: like they've set up nest.
Speaker 3: They can see it from space. There's gonna summ up.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to two don't dads, I'm not managing. Many
Speaker 1: is currently trying to stay alive ash and this is
Speaker 1: and this is a podcast.
Speaker 3: It's all about parenting.
Speaker 1: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable and usually
Speaker 1: Matt does this part.
Speaker 3: So good thing I've been listening.
Speaker 1: We do not share any advice, any real advice anyway,
Speaker 1: just for legal reasons.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: How's that?
Speaker 2: Thank you good? Sorry about that? I came out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been carrying you all week and
Speaker 1: might as well nuts carrying into the finish line, my friend,
Speaker 1: if I haven't carried you at all this week, I'm
Speaker 1: going to carry you to the finish line to day.
Speaker 2: Thank you, because I've got a couple.
Speaker 1: Of things for you that I really want to go
Speaker 1: through that I think you're really going to like maybe.
Speaker 3: One or two things in particularly, you're really going to like.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a trap yourself in now you have. First
Speaker 1: of all, let's do it was your birthday? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: did mention it last week, but you did go away
Speaker 1: for your birth.
Speaker 2: Should drink first? Oh?
Speaker 1: We should?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 1: We are drinking Stonewood of course, the pacificl Now, Matt funny.
Speaker 3: Story about Pacific.
Speaker 1: How I was trying to get.
Speaker 2: It's good for a little dry, dry throat. It is
Speaker 2: not sure if it's medically approved.
Speaker 3: It is it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Eight out of ten doctors recommend Stonewood Pacific ale
Speaker 2: for a scratchy.
Speaker 3: Throat unless you're pregnant.
Speaker 1: Or driving.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, very important caveat.
Speaker 1: So I use stone and wood to get something across
Speaker 1: the line this week?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: You remember the old thing the beer economy, all right,
Speaker 1: where it's like someone does something for you. It's worth
Speaker 1: exit you give him a slab, give a slab. So
Speaker 1: I needed a couple of things just tuned up around
Speaker 1: the house. And I didn't want to annoy the owner
Speaker 1: of this place because he's.
Speaker 3: Quite frankly a fucking bell.
Speaker 1: End Well said, if he's listening, you heard that.
Speaker 3: You you heard that?
Speaker 2: Stand by those comments.
Speaker 1: We have been given out walking papers in this place,
Speaker 1: which is upsetting because the kids have the last few
Speaker 1: years built some memories here. But that's all right, that's
Speaker 1: part of being a renter. I'm not going to cry. Maybe.
Speaker 1: And I wanted a friend to do some stuff around
Speaker 1: the house and I said to him, hey, can you put,
Speaker 1: you know, fixed a couple of things up for me?
Speaker 3: And he was like, oh, I'm a run And I.
Speaker 1: Said, do you know what, I've got a case of
Speaker 1: Pacific ol stone and wood with your name on it
Speaker 1: if you come around and do it for us. Bam.
Speaker 1: He was here within the hour.
Speaker 2: What work did he do?
Speaker 1: It's very subtle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just can I can I try? And ah, yes,
Speaker 2: tighten the screws on your bed, frien, Hey.
Speaker 3: That's one of them.
Speaker 1: But no, no, he just a couple of squeaky doors.
Speaker 1: This needed the wd Ford into the job. So he's
Speaker 1: just had to tie a few things for us. Nothing
Speaker 1: a couple of squeaky doors, that bed frame, squeaky bedheads anyway,
Speaker 1: so I used Pacific oil to get it across the line.
Speaker 1: He is a huge specific Girl fan. Thank you Stonewood
Speaker 1: for making this episode possible, as they do.
Speaker 3: With every episode.
Speaker 2: Actually, and we also have to mention as well the
Speaker 2: fact that we went on a little business trip for
Speaker 2: some shopping. Have we bought surfboards and also as a
Speaker 2: night as a thanks, we dropped off a slab of stone.
Speaker 1: We did, so I've just begot about it.
Speaker 2: We're no longer paying anyone when people are like, your
Speaker 2: invoice has not.
Speaker 1: Been paid, but sh we left something for you at
Speaker 1: the front door.
Speaker 2: Cheers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so stone Woods, stone Woods, stone Wood is.
Speaker 2: Paying delicious everything and it's a new former currency. Hey
Speaker 2: should we just quickly mentioned the fact that you dropped
Speaker 2: the news of me yesterday, the fact that you're getting
Speaker 2: booted out of your complex. Yeah, how's the family going? Well?
Speaker 2: What it is?
Speaker 3: See that beam there? Look at it?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, for anyone wondering, I'm looking out to
Speaker 2: the backyard of ashes at place, and there is a
Speaker 2: beam that's melting.
Speaker 1: Look at the bend on it bends to the left.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the beam's no good? Whats and how did
Speaker 2: that get you kicked out?
Speaker 3: Okay? So what happened was I complained about the beam.
Speaker 1: And the godfully so yeah, hopefully it's dangerous if that
Speaker 1: falls on a kid, they kill a kid.
Speaker 3: That's a kid kill and beam that's right there.
Speaker 2: Well said thank you.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's not the issue of the beam itself or me.
Speaker 3: I think what's happened.
Speaker 1: Here is he's in dispute with the Body corporate and
Speaker 1: Strata right, and unfortunately that impacts us because where the
Speaker 1: bottom feed is in this situation, we're caught in the crossfire.
Speaker 1: He's decided he's had enough. He's going to fuck this
Speaker 1: place off or if he's got to do any work
Speaker 1: to it. He's so cheap, this guy, Yeah, he's so
Speaker 1: fucking cheap.
Speaker 3: He said, I'll just tear it down. But obviously the
Speaker 3: body corp has said.
Speaker 2: No heed to match anyway. So he is someone who
Speaker 2: works in a timber yard. What do you reckon? What's
Speaker 2: that beam worth? What do we that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well the thing is the one next door. If
Speaker 1: they'd have done it properly like the one next door.
Speaker 1: See it's quite thick compared to this one. That is
Speaker 1: a H three pine beam.
Speaker 2: Fucking love it when you talk.
Speaker 3: So it's a two ninety by six you fine, ah treated?
Speaker 1: And how I define pressure treated it is there's two
Speaker 1: different types of treated. Think about this. If you're having
Speaker 1: sex with your wife, yes, and you dip your dick
Speaker 1: in and pull it out, yeap, and you're done. That
Speaker 1: is just treated on the outside. If you dip it
Speaker 1: in and leave it in there and soak it, that's
Speaker 1: hates three right right right, have to cut that out, No,
Speaker 1: leave it anyway. That's about twenty two dollars a meter.
Speaker 1: That's about sixty six dollars.
Speaker 2: I've been having sex with my wife wrong all this time,
Speaker 2: all this time.
Speaker 1: You want to get it pressure treated.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: So his thought processes of this, he's either going to
Speaker 1: sell it or if he's got to do some work
Speaker 1: to it, might as well do a bunch of different
Speaker 1: work to it at the same.
Speaker 3: Time, which is fine.
Speaker 1: It gave us thirty days and I said to him yesterday,
Speaker 1: that's not a long time. I said to him yesterday,
Speaker 1: I need more time.
Speaker 3: And he was like, why, I said, have you what
Speaker 3: do you fucking mean why?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: And I said, I got two kids under five?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: Are you going to find them in your home?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I've got to find him in your hair. It was like, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Soon as I got a little bit snarky, which is
Speaker 1: probably what goes kicked out in the first place.
Speaker 3: That's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I have a problem with that.
Speaker 3: And honestly, so how much extra time do you have?
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I'm sort of giving it a
Speaker 1: couple of days for everyone to just take a deep breath,
Speaker 1: and then on Monday, I'll call him with I'll just
Speaker 1: ask for what my options are, whether if he's going
Speaker 1: to sell it, we could just go month to month
Speaker 1: until he sells it or until I find something. I
Speaker 1: want to help him out as much as possible. Also,
Speaker 1: what's probably pissed him off is we want to.
Speaker 3: Sign a renewal.
Speaker 1: He up the RAMT only about twenty bucks, but April
Speaker 1: fucking went in after him my watch exactly, and we
Speaker 1: said we're not signing anything until the bean's ficked.
Speaker 3: And that's obviously pissed him off too.
Speaker 1: I think it's just all too much for this old
Speaker 1: head who's probably got ten properties and is just a classic.
Speaker 3: Won't spend a sand.
Speaker 2: It's fucking wild, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking sick of these boomers. I remember boomers and teenagers.
Speaker 3: I'm sick of them.
Speaker 2: Laura's old place that she was in was like so
Speaker 2: many things wrong with it, like every tap was leaking,
Speaker 2: lights didn't work, floorboards were like falling in. And she'd
Speaker 2: call the landlord and she'd be like, hey, like, I
Speaker 2: literally cannot turn the taps off. That just won't stop running,
Speaker 2: like it's as hard as it will go. And he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, cool, I'll be there tomorrow. This guy
Speaker 2: would rock up and he had like twenty properties in Sydney.
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, just spend like one hundred bucks
Speaker 2: and get a plumber to come out.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're talking about we're talking about the same guy.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same guy. He comes and fixes which
Speaker 1: I don't care. If he wants to come and do
Speaker 1: the maintenance on these players, that's fine, come and fix
Speaker 1: those little things. He came measured up to get the beat.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going to get it replaced. I'm
Speaker 1: like that's cool to like, you just let me know.
Speaker 2: But like it's probably while they've got twenty properties though,
Speaker 2: because they are so stingy.
Speaker 3: But like, do you want people to talk?
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here in a public this is going to
Speaker 1: be public for everybody to watch this.
Speaker 3: What's his name talking?
Speaker 1: Do you really want spend the money so I'm not
Speaker 1: here talking about you?
Speaker 2: What's the name out there? What's is a dress?
Speaker 1: Fuck you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, I didn't want to talk about this today so much.
Speaker 2: I apologize this, thank you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about really quickly because it was
Speaker 1: your birthday, it was my birthday.
Speaker 3: You were away. You goast to me the whole day
Speaker 3: plan hard.
Speaker 2: Get sorry about that.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 1: I understand you with your family and you don't want
Speaker 1: to hear from me. Some people's not.
Speaker 2: I always always enjoy hearing from you. But you doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: We're away, what the day? That's why I didn't what
Speaker 2: the hour, what the minute?
Speaker 3: I was going I was gonna.
Speaker 1: I took it personally for a moment until someone else
Speaker 1: at your happy birthday in a group chat and you
Speaker 1: didn't respond to that either, and I thought, it's.
Speaker 2: Not just me. What did you say? What was your message?
Speaker 2: You just said, Hay.
Speaker 3: Birthday, Hay birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, And then I said that they should sack heavy,
Speaker 1: and you weren't happy about that.
Speaker 2: Can I just say one of the downs and maybe
Speaker 2: this is me getting really old, one of the downsides
Speaker 2: of your birthday and there weren't that many. Makes it
Speaker 2: sound like I'm being very arrogant here and toot my
Speaker 2: own hall with how many friends I've got. But when
Speaker 2: people are like, happy birthday, and You're like, I'll respond
Speaker 2: to that in a second, and then another person writes
Speaker 2: happy birthday, and then all of a sudden, you've got
Speaker 2: like twelve messages you got to write back to him.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, how.
Speaker 1: Tough is it being popular? How tough is it having
Speaker 1: people care about you? How dare people care about you?
Speaker 1: In which you have?
Speaker 3: Do you know how you sound terrible?
Speaker 2: What you sound like?
Speaker 3: Oscar?
Speaker 1: I'm grateful, You're okay. Anyway, let's get past that.
Speaker 3: You got very sick.
Speaker 1: I did get sick, and look, I felt very sorry
Speaker 1: for you. I felt like, that's not fair because you
Speaker 1: just had two weeks with the kids on your own, okay,
Speaker 1: and then you've gotten sick for a whole week. So
Speaker 1: I thought the guy needs a little bit of TLC. So,
Speaker 1: April and I have got you something for your birthday, okay,
Speaker 1: And I think you're gonna love this. You're gonna lap
Speaker 1: this up all And usually I'm going to get you
Speaker 1: a joke gift. Usually, but I have reduced, severely reduced
Speaker 1: the amount of alcohol consume over lately, and I've turned
Speaker 1: into an mpath.
Speaker 3: So I've done something nice for you.
Speaker 1: We've got you a gift voucher for a spa in
Speaker 1: vore Cluse. I don't know what it's called anyway, soul spa.
Speaker 3: For you to go and pamper yourself.
Speaker 1: You get a massage, you get.
Speaker 3: A facial Holy shit. Yeah, well, happy birthday.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Is this a trip?
Speaker 3: What I thought?
Speaker 1: Two hard weeks with the girls with laurd Off doing
Speaker 1: work and then you get sick. You need some times yourself.
Speaker 2: This is very generous from that, It's okay, very generous,
Speaker 2: Okay from someone who's just been evicted as well.
Speaker 1: This is the reason we can't pay rent.
Speaker 2: Which spa is it?
Speaker 3: It's in more clues, Oh.
Speaker 1: April picked it. That's okay, I'll send that to you.
Speaker 1: You book yourself in for a couple of hours. Turn
Speaker 1: your phone on. I'll take care of business, get a facial,
Speaker 1: get a massage.
Speaker 3: Maybe happy ending. I don't know what they do.
Speaker 2: Where have you booked me into walking down King's Cross?
Speaker 1: Prestigious rubbin tug in vocal. Anyway, happy birthday, Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's really generous of you.
Speaker 1: I've got another juicy present for you.
Speaker 2: Jesus, that's not it's just something I wanted to run
Speaker 2: by the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to. I'm trying to give more. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like it. I like the new
Speaker 2: improved ASH.
Speaker 3: It's temporary ASH. Let's just go with that. Because I'm bored.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm only drinking minimal amounts. I'm bored at night.
Speaker 3: Let's put that way.
Speaker 2: So what have you got for me?
Speaker 3: I've done a lot of thinking lately about we're doing.
Speaker 3: That's scary. That's a scary thought to know that I've done.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, like, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you, Okay, I'm going to give you something so
Speaker 1: paramount plus we hosted a movie last weekend.
Speaker 3: Last weekend on Saturday, raging success.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was chaotic, but that's the point, right.
Speaker 2: That's what we wanted, that's what that's on brand for us.
Speaker 3: It's very on brand.
Speaker 2: And so where okay, you want to do another movie night?
Speaker 2: Where do you want to go with?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about a potential TV series that I
Speaker 1: wanted to pitch you and let me know what your
Speaker 1: thoughts are.
Speaker 3: Okay, this could either be go really well, is it
Speaker 3: a comedy?
Speaker 1: It is a comedy, not at first glance, at second glance,
Speaker 1: it's a comedy. Okay, let me give you the let
Speaker 1: me give you on the synopsis.
Speaker 2: This is the.
Speaker 3: Synopsis of it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It's also risky of you to discuss this on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Who knows how many TV producers are listening right now
Speaker 2: stealing the ideas.
Speaker 3: Well, it'll be out there before the it'll be we.
Speaker 2: Want to plan this sea.
Speaker 1: You get people excited, people excited that if it ever happens,
Speaker 1: or if anyone ever makes this, that you would be like,
Speaker 1: this is where it came from. Yes, okay, So it's
Speaker 1: called vigil Ante Mums. The synopsis is this two mums,
Speaker 1: two young mums, okay, with young kids, okay.
Speaker 2: Just my first thought. Should we should we have two dads?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, it's funnier with mums. Okay, okay, because my
Speaker 1: mum's out there listening right now. Are going to love this, yep? Okay,
Speaker 1: vigil ante mum, two mums, Okay. In their local neighborhood,
Speaker 1: they've been overrun by a group of teenagers doing stupid shit, vandalizing, stealing,
Speaker 1: all this sort of stuff. So the mums have decided
Speaker 1: that police aren't going.
Speaker 3: To do anything. They want to take it into their
Speaker 3: own hands.
Speaker 1: They're forming a vigil ante group of mums of other
Speaker 1: like minded mums to fight crime.
Speaker 3: Parent during the day, fight crime at night. Vigil ante mums.
Speaker 2: Where do we come into it?
Speaker 1: If you produces in the film a film, it's a
Speaker 1: short series, six episodes, okay, six.
Speaker 2: Episodes, Well, April and Laura a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't got that far. I've got this far
Speaker 3: as it.
Speaker 1: But it's a vigilantic but it's a comedy, okay. So
Speaker 1: that's where it's like a second gland. You're like, okay,
Speaker 1: is this going to be a serious show? No, because
Speaker 1: you can imagine what it would be like for Laura
Speaker 1: and April as two young mums with young kids forming
Speaker 1: a vigilante grip.
Speaker 2: Has April ever had to put on the vigil anti
Speaker 2: hat lately? Around here? Is that? Where? Is this based
Speaker 2: on the real?
Speaker 1: Based on true fans?
Speaker 2: Your I g a robbery? Is this the idea robbery?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So let's talk about where I got the idea from
Speaker 1: what you? First of all, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 2: It's fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's incredible saying that a little bit.
Speaker 1: No what I thought it would be hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's not like I need it to marinate.
Speaker 2: It's a good start. It's a great start.
Speaker 3: Mums.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard you the first time. I like it.
Speaker 1: Let me see it third time? Vigil anti mums?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, sorry sorry, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's a great idea, just saying I would watch it.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like that show that came out called
Speaker 1: Working Mums. Right, so there's Working Mums that came out,
Speaker 1: but it was missing something and that is crime Fighters.
Speaker 2: It does for me a bit of a bridesmaid feel.
Speaker 2: Is Kirsten what's her name? Caston wig? Is she free?
Speaker 1: No? Actually, I got a question for you. If Laura
Speaker 1: was to be a character. Who would you want to
Speaker 1: play Laura? So you'll play you? This is where I'm
Speaker 1: going at the Dad's in it. Halle Berry Australian actor.
Speaker 1: We can't afford halle Berry done.
Speaker 2: Who would we get? Actually, I don't know many Australian actresses.
Speaker 2: Rebecca Gidney maybe who was a girl from home and away? Richie, Richie,
Speaker 2: she do well.
Speaker 1: She would do pretty good, pretty well? Be funny.
Speaker 2: What are the brunettes ow there out there that that actors?
Speaker 3: Would you get some less Barbara to do it? Let's
Speaker 3: have Australian actresses. Australian actresses bad we google.
Speaker 2: It, Isla Fisher, Islor Fisher there we go.
Speaker 3: Needs to be more like Robbie.
Speaker 1: That would be April. That's the biggest Complimentaples ever got on.
Speaker 1: I reckon, there's a heap Tony Collette away. Where I
Speaker 1: got the idea was is as I told you, there's
Speaker 1: been a string, There's been a and the string keeps
Speaker 1: continues to get longer. My friend of crime petty crime
Speaker 1: done by a group of teenagers between the ages of
Speaker 1: fourteen and sixteen in worried. Would we had the I
Speaker 1: set now? I wish we had mister Freeze.
Speaker 3: Mister Freeze has moved on. Do you know what?
Speaker 2: He was probably keeping things in check, mister Freeze.
Speaker 1: He was he was willed in that Samurai.
Speaker 2: It's a bit like Saddam Husseining, Like everyone thought he
Speaker 2: was a bad guy and then when he was taken out, then.
Speaker 3: All that's real bad guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's happened. Worry. What is essentially Iraq right now?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 3: So yeah, good thing, I'm moving.
Speaker 1: So mister Freeze would have been good to have around
Speaker 1: lately because he would have kept everybody.
Speaker 2: The kids are just running wild.
Speaker 1: They are running wild. So what happened was they held
Speaker 1: up they didn't hold up the Ida. They were robbing
Speaker 1: the Ida. They're pinging stuff from the irga, taking alcohol. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the owner of the Ida just had an af
Speaker 1: like withheld the bikes on get away and then it
Speaker 1: turned a little bit violent where they essentially try to
Speaker 1: rough the lady up and my mate, he warns a cafe.
Speaker 1: There's some pretty good CC footage of it. Him and
Speaker 1: the chef got involved and like started wrestling his kids,
Speaker 1: and some punches were thrown and the kids got got
Speaker 1: away because you know what, kids like the square me
Speaker 1: got away for the police can down, and the police
Speaker 1: were there's what we can do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's fucking wild, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And apparently the parents of these kids don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck eat, Like.
Speaker 2: If you're robbing a store and threatening a female.
Speaker 3: They had a by the throat, Like come on, dude,
Speaker 3: that's like.
Speaker 2: Something's got to happen. I'm not saying lock him up
Speaker 2: in jail because I don't want to turn them.
Speaker 1: Into we need the vigilante told you anyway, So after that.
Speaker 3: What happened was they held up the JB.
Speaker 1: High fight in the shopping turner around here held that
Speaker 1: They actually held it up with what though knife some
Speaker 1: stuff got away.
Speaker 2: That's there's.
Speaker 1: I was down at the shops, the same shops the
Speaker 1: other day. There's a liquor land out the front. It's
Speaker 1: just Saturday, classic day for drinking, Saturday, miss it. And
Speaker 1: I'm down there with Oscar. I'm unlocking on the e
Speaker 1: buike because we're going to drive home. And I saw
Speaker 1: this kid literally at the front door of liquor land.
Speaker 1: He walked in, grabbed two bottles of Gregor's, turned around
Speaker 1: and said these are mine, bitch.
Speaker 3: What he didn't run, just casually.
Speaker 1: We casually walked off and his mate joined him, who
Speaker 1: was eating subway, and they just walked off the confidence. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm with Oscar. I can't do anything.
Speaker 3: It's not my bottles of vodka.
Speaker 1: If I wasn't with Oscar, I probably would have been
Speaker 1: like because I know when they got when they got
Speaker 1: jumped at IgA by the chef and stuff, one of
Speaker 1: them cried, I definitely would have really killed him about that.
Speaker 1: One of them cried, yeah, I can't be a felon
Speaker 1: and then cry at the scene of the crime.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. Like imagine someone like
Speaker 2: Robert Robin Malatt killed someone and then cried out with
Speaker 2: actually he probably did.
Speaker 1: He probably cries after see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine rubing a bank and then the cops being
Speaker 2: like freezing.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Then I was riding behind them on the e
Speaker 1: bike and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, I was like in pursuit or just going
Speaker 2: in the same direction.
Speaker 1: They were covering the footpath, and I thought, what's the
Speaker 1: most I can do when I've got my five year
Speaker 1: old because they could have had a knife, look at anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could be on the news, great for business.
Speaker 1: And I was like riding, I was like, let's get
Speaker 1: start of them, and I just kept riding off really fast. Anyway,
Speaker 1: then I thought I went past the cafe and I
Speaker 1: gave them an update, and Pete and I were like, fuck,
Speaker 1: we're over this. This is my suburb, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, not anymore thanks to my landlord. And then
Speaker 1: I sort of let the weekend go by, and then
Speaker 1: yesterday I popped in for a coffee at the cross
Speaker 1: the thing and Pete goes, they've struck again. They broke
Speaker 1: into the bike shop that's at the bottom of the street.
Speaker 2: Up here at the cop just gonna sit back and
Speaker 2: just watch this Happenessentially, that's what's happening. Surely at some
Speaker 2: point they've got to step in. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: this is get mister Freeze out of jail and let
Speaker 2: him loose on.
Speaker 1: The stil he's in rehab.
Speaker 3: It's very different.
Speaker 2: Get him out of there enough enough he doesn't.
Speaker 3: Need the relapse anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's where the idea for the vigilante mums has
Speaker 1: come from. And I think it's this fucking solid idea
Speaker 1: if it's well written. And do you know who I
Speaker 1: think can write that? Show you because I.
Speaker 2: Like vigilante dads. That's why I thought this is going.
Speaker 1: Look honestly, I thought yeah, But I thought the mum
Speaker 1: idea makes it way funnier. Okay, because when Laura gets
Speaker 1: aggressive at something, you've seen him ge aggressive.
Speaker 3: It's kind of comical sometimes when you look back in
Speaker 3: your lab to me, Bro.
Speaker 1: But I thought it'd be funnier if it's the mums
Speaker 1: and then you and I play the husbands that are
Speaker 1: like kind of half trying to stop it but half entertained, or.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to write in the sex scenes and
Speaker 2: be like, sorry Laura in April, it's for the art
Speaker 2: of the show, Like.
Speaker 1: Why are there twelve sex scenes in his empisode?
Speaker 2: Is a comedy? And why is Eileen Fisher and Margot
Speaker 2: Robbie playing your wives?
Speaker 3: I think it's a great idea. Okay, very good, Marinate.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've just taken up twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare apologize for giving the people twenty five
Speaker 2: minutes of pure heaven.
Speaker 1: For anyone who's listening that knows how to produce right
Speaker 1: a TV show or has I would like to add
Speaker 1: to that idea.
Speaker 2: I feel like the majority of people listening are stuck
Speaker 2: right now with a baby in their arms, or like
Speaker 2: a sleep in the room.
Speaker 1: Next streaming about becoming vigilantes.
Speaker 2: This is for you. I did become sick ash, Yes,
Speaker 2: so it did become sorry, sorry, Okay, it was a flu.
Speaker 2: I don't know if flues ever happened like this for you.
Speaker 3: But I don't get sick.
Speaker 2: You don't get sick.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you said that last year. And
Speaker 3: then I got sick for like a month straight, but.
Speaker 2: Every like for three nights leading up to it, it
Speaker 2: actually hit me and I got really sick. I'd get
Speaker 2: to four or five o'clock and I was just like,
Speaker 2: I'm so, it's so cold, and like my back was
Speaker 2: getting really aching, and ah, fuck, do you know what
Speaker 2: do you know?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 1: Sorry, before you continue with a sort of snuffly nose,
Speaker 1: you sound much more like your mum.
Speaker 2: It's offensive. Damn it.
Speaker 3: Your mom's amazing.
Speaker 2: I'm becoming her. But I was. I knew it was coming.
Speaker 2: I knew it was coming. It was like it was
Speaker 2: imagine an orgasm, but it's horrible, and the build up
Speaker 2: is over four days, That's what it was like. I
Speaker 2: was like, when's it going to hit me?
Speaker 1: You're being edgedo.
Speaker 2: And then on the Sunday Ash Sunday, I was like,
Speaker 2: it's got me. Yes, it's got me. And we're driving
Speaker 2: back from a little weekend away for my birthday and
Speaker 2: normally I love to drive. Laura loves to just sit
Speaker 2: in the passenger seat, and I said, you've got to
Speaker 2: drive home. And I was sitting there, And no disrespect
Speaker 2: to Laura, she's very caring, but I was fucking dying.
Speaker 2: It was bad.
Speaker 3: When the King falls, he falls.
Speaker 2: And Laura was like like halfway home and she's like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? And I'm just there, like melting
Speaker 2: in the passenger seat and I'm like, I'm just like
Speaker 2: on Instagram. And she's like, can you like you're gonna
Speaker 2: talk to me? And I was like, I'm fucking dying.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, but if you're on Instagram you could
Speaker 2: talk to me.
Speaker 1: It's like that's kind of fair.
Speaker 2: But now what.
Speaker 1: Even just even just maybe not even maybe just be
Speaker 1: there to listen, because if you're like this, you're.
Speaker 2: Not I was dying. Look, scrolling is like the it
Speaker 2: takes like zero energy or mental capacity to scroll. Listening
Speaker 2: to Laura to be careful as much as I love her.
Speaker 2: I just didn't have it in me but the us.
Speaker 2: She was I don't know if you've seen the new
Speaker 2: COVID tests that have come.
Speaker 3: No, COVID doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought, But the tests, no one's testing anymore.
Speaker 2: The tests have improved.
Speaker 1: Just to get suck on the end of this, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you if you positive.
Speaker 2: Laura was worried that I had COVID, and I was like,
Speaker 2: it could be COVID. I feel pretty weird. So she's like,
Speaker 2: try this new test, and the test is it doesn't
Speaker 2: The test just doesn't test for COVID, it tests for
Speaker 2: multiple things. But I was saying to Laura. I was like, Laura,
Speaker 2: I've never experienced an illness like this. It's like it's
Speaker 2: like the strain of COVID is mutated, and it's unlike
Speaker 2: anything I've experienced before. I hope to God you don't
Speaker 2: get this because it's awful. I can't think. I can
Speaker 2: barely move, I'm bed ridden, could barely get out of
Speaker 2: bed to go to the bathroom. Ash it was.
Speaker 3: I would wish it upon no one what I've been through,
Speaker 3: what about my landlord?
Speaker 2: Except fuck you? And so Laura then after that day
Speaker 2: she's like, you've got a test for COVID because I
Speaker 2: think it could be COVID, and I was like, it's
Speaker 2: definitely COVID. Who knows what else I've got. Anyway, we
Speaker 2: do the test, which test for COVID, influenza and the flu.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So I do the test and we're sitting there. I've
Speaker 2: got my head in my hand and I'm like, oh God,
Speaker 2: where will end. The first test comes through COVID negative. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I'm like that's good.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: I don't want COVID. But I'm like the flu influenza,
Speaker 2: maybe I've got the double influenza comes through negative and
Speaker 2: I'm like, surely, surely the flu one line comes up.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I'm okay, give another five minutes. Negative across
Speaker 2: all fronts. This test is like he's being a little bitch.
Speaker 3: It's like the worst form of gambling.
Speaker 1: You're like, come on, give me one of them, give
Speaker 1: me one of them.
Speaker 3: Nothing, nothing.
Speaker 2: Laura is there like looking at me, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's give me another test again. Negative across all O
Speaker 2: my god, So you're completely fine. Then I'm like, am
Speaker 2: I sick? I am sick. Yeah, I am sick. I've
Speaker 2: been in bed for the last three days, just just
Speaker 2: general cold. Glad you asked it was Ash, just a
Speaker 2: general cold. Apparently not according to the fucking test these days.
Speaker 2: Whoever's making these tests, they're fucking faulty.
Speaker 3: They need to add something on there.
Speaker 2: It's just like sympathy, but it's also like, I'm now
Speaker 2: I've only just come out to the big wide world,
Speaker 2: you know, when you've been cooped up. I've literally not
Speaker 2: left the house for three days. I'm like, it's fucking crazy. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm reacclimatizing to like the real world, and it's it's
Speaker 2: not been It's like in those come out of Jail.
Speaker 1: It's like in those movies where it's like a catastrophic
Speaker 1: storm hits and everyone's got a bunker down for ages,
Speaker 1: but doubted tomorrow, and then they're like it's free to
Speaker 1: come out, and you're like, come out and there's like
Speaker 1: complete carnage and you like, you come out of the
Speaker 1: weather's beautiful, it is.
Speaker 2: It's a good day to be out. It's a good
Speaker 2: day to be out. But Ash, not to catastrophize my
Speaker 2: situation anymore, and let this just be a warning to
Speaker 2: any parents out there, because right now there is an
Speaker 2: epidemic happening.
Speaker 1: I'm familiar.
Speaker 2: It's an epidemic on a national scale.
Speaker 3: And honestly, it's a dirty one.
Speaker 2: It's fucking gastro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could get real bad.
Speaker 2: It's gastro, bro, and it's gastro.
Speaker 3: If you I'm saying it's worse than COVID.
Speaker 2: I'd say it's worse. It's worse than the plague.
Speaker 1: We could use a plaque so a few people. I
Speaker 1: would like to just fucking drop it in the streets
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: You really have right now, ash, right now. Except for
Speaker 2: Laura and Ellie, the other two haven't been sick. But
Speaker 2: as I was dying my own you know, it's fighting
Speaker 2: my own personal battles, Lola starts vomiting.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck yeah, bro, it's so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like coming out both ends. Bro, Like when
Speaker 2: she goes to the toilet, she's just like.
Speaker 1: Having a kid with gastro and you're one hundred percent
Speaker 1: healthy is bad enough.
Speaker 3: And I can't imagine. I think, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: The other day you were like I was on the
Speaker 1: phone and you.
Speaker 3: Were like, hey, there you're going I was like yeah, good,
Speaker 3: then I hate it.
Speaker 2: I was like, there was Laura's told the story and
Speaker 2: life on cut, So if you're coming from a life
Speaker 2: on cut, apologies, I'm about to hear it. I'm going
Speaker 2: to retell it, but but with.
Speaker 3: Maybe some quick little one liners from me even better.
Speaker 2: So Lola often comes into our bed and she was like, Mummy, Daddy,
Speaker 2: I'm there, like you know, fucking and I've woken up.
Speaker 2: It was pitch black. So it's in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night, and I was like, oh the fuck does
Speaker 2: that smell? You know when you're like the smell almost
Speaker 2: creeps into your dream first and you're like, what the hell?
Speaker 2: She has come in and she's been marinating in her
Speaker 2: own shit. She's just shit is everywhere. It is like
Speaker 2: drenched in it. It's like she's been swimming in a
Speaker 2: pool of shit. And then she's come to us being
Speaker 2: like help. Yeah, And so you know at two in
Speaker 2: the morning, stripping her bed, then getting her washed gastro.
Speaker 3: Shit's got like a bily smell to it. It's not
Speaker 3: quite shit smell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like because it hasn't digested into shit, it's
Speaker 1: just coming out of where the shit comes out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're about to get your mind blown gone.
Speaker 3: It kind of felt like I was leading up to
Speaker 3: something really really, really really profound.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I'm just gonna give my opinion on it.
Speaker 1: It's not digested enough. This could be wrong. I'm not
Speaker 1: a medical doctor. It's notes yet doctor. Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: be a doctor anyway. It's not quite digested. So it's
Speaker 1: like it's that liquidy, bierly poo smell where it's like
Speaker 1: it's just passing through where the pooh usually goes, So
Speaker 1: it's just getting the residual pooh from the anus. But
Speaker 1: it's actually like it's like vomit.
Speaker 2: You are a fucking doctor.
Speaker 3: It's like vomit. It's got that weird smell.
Speaker 1: It's I can imagine the poor thing been in bed
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: She might have shit herself without knowing and still slept
Speaker 1: through it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know it's in you.
Speaker 2: I know you like you understand. I appreciate the sympathy
Speaker 2: that you're getting me the picture for everyone. Can I
Speaker 2: also just say, as someone yourself who has got healthy kids,
Speaker 2: you don't know how good you've got it, bro, You
Speaker 2: know what life is like when they get ill. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then she missed three days of daycare, and then
Speaker 2: I was like, she's good, she's eating again, she's fine.
Speaker 2: Poos weren't quite there, but we're like, we're going to
Speaker 2: send her back in the daycare because she was at
Speaker 2: home and you know, she was getting fucking bored just
Speaker 2: being and I couldn't Laura was away for work. I
Speaker 2: couldn't do much with them. Send it to daycare. And
Speaker 2: then the rule of daycare is one diarrhea, that's okay,
Speaker 2: too diarrhea, you're fucking out of there.
Speaker 3: The double diarrhea, what about a third?
Speaker 2: One third? One? So then it wasn't long lower than
Speaker 2: shut herself twice. Had to go pick her up the
Speaker 2: next day. Ash, It's happened. Marley's been struck down, Marley's
Speaker 2: been with the fucking plague. Friend deep in it, bro.
Speaker 3: But still testing negative to everything else.
Speaker 2: I can I just say as well, Ash, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: wish an illness onto anybody other than as a parent.
Speaker 2: It's very tough to sit back and watch your children
Speaker 2: be unwell, as I'm sure you can appreciate, so sad.
Speaker 2: You know you want them to be out there living
Speaker 2: their best life, life happy.
Speaker 3: All kids should be out there living their best life.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, they should put that on shirt ash. Except when
Speaker 2: they are sick. It is nice to get a bit
Speaker 2: of peace and quiet. Sometimes they're very cuddly, very cuddly,
Speaker 2: and then also sleepy.
Speaker 1: It's kind of nice times makes you to sleep again.
Speaker 3: Damn, you get the laptop out.
Speaker 2: Marley's very cuddly at the moment, very very cuddly.
Speaker 3: She's pretty coly anyway.
Speaker 2: She's yeah, I know that's saying a lot, but this
Speaker 2: morning she did have a vomit this morning. She just
Speaker 2: didn't want to freak you out, but she had this
Speaker 2: moment where she becomes so like emotionals. It was quite
Speaker 2: a beautiful moment before while like, while she was vomiting,
Speaker 2: she was like, she goes, I just I love this family.
Speaker 1: So much.
Speaker 2: The drama, the drama of it, right, and I was
Speaker 2: washold it. She's been vomiting in the in the little
Speaker 2: tupperware container. I'm holding her hair. And this is pretty
Speaker 2: early in the morning. I was just me and the kids,
Speaker 2: and then Lola's watching on and because she's been vomiting
Speaker 2: so much, it's just you know, those last bits of violet.
Speaker 3: And she must have a six pack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's absolutely diced right now. And then Lola's there
Speaker 2: going I don't want to see money like this, and
Speaker 2: then Mahali looks over and she goes Lola look away.
Speaker 1: Lola's like, no, man, lived mid I'll come back for you,
Speaker 1: I swear.
Speaker 2: So it was a beautiful moment this morning, as like
Speaker 2: before the vomit. Yeah, before during the vomit they do,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 3: They get them real emotional before that.
Speaker 1: It's like when I told her that story about Oscar
Speaker 1: spewing back up into the do nut king cup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was like, oh cold.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah. I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 3: Like their body is like I think, I think this
Speaker 3: is it.
Speaker 1: I better get my last advis in.
Speaker 2: So right now, Marley is still in recovery. Lola's having
Speaker 2: a fucking awful time because she's just.
Speaker 3: Had an entire week of doing nothing.
Speaker 2: Eating chips in front of the TV, had her dummy
Speaker 2: the whole time. The rules in the household, the routine
Speaker 2: is just not existing anymore. And then this morning I
Speaker 2: was like, who wants to get dressed for daycare?
Speaker 3: And She's like, what, bitch, I'm on holiday.
Speaker 2: So it was fucking hell. This morning, trying to get
Speaker 2: back into the normal room.
Speaker 3: Where is Marley at home?
Speaker 2: Ma's at home with Nana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish her a very speedy recovery.
Speaker 2: Dude, I wish you don't get this illness.
Speaker 3: And I think you're in my house.
Speaker 2: I'm in the house.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you I won't. It's all here, my friend.
Speaker 3: Remember I'm at right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3: I've turned into an impath and I'm Xenna's fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking xen and arrogant, yes and red.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go into petty couples.
Speaker 3: Okay, give the people they want.
Speaker 1: Petty couple, Welcome down the street, petty couple, met couple.
Speaker 3: I love you, but immit you, no one can push
Speaker 3: me quite like you.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Petty parents, Matt. If Laura is gonna not take your
Speaker 1: illness seriously, then you can use these.
Speaker 2: Okay, she has been a little bit sympathetic. I don't
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to treat Laura like you don't want
Speaker 3: a petty petty can.
Speaker 2: I actually I will say just to like we are
Speaker 2: in petty couples. But shout out to Laura gave me
Speaker 2: a blowjob. Last night. What yeah, yeah, get it out,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, hell, which was like, I don't want to
Speaker 2: get your illness, and so she's like, I'll give you,
Speaker 2: don't kiss me, let me give you a blow job.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, all right, but I'm like,
Speaker 2: why aout this earlier? Okay, here's a question.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's saving for the question segment or no.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's a question. If you're a doctor listening, please
Speaker 2: let us know if this is like something that happens
Speaker 2: if I'm sick, I do have the flu, regardless what
Speaker 2: the test says. If Laura tastes my semen, does the
Speaker 2: semen hold any of the germs the germ could you
Speaker 2: get as could you get someone's flu from taking their semen.
Speaker 1: Because that means that your potential children who are in
Speaker 1: that semen would be sick. I think we're really opening
Speaker 1: up a can of let us know. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's a very valid question. I heard that
Speaker 1: jizzy makes you recover.
Speaker 2: That's that's something that some guys said. Never I believe that.
Speaker 3: That's pop chat, that's pop jat.
Speaker 1: So let's just it's like I've got number five on
Speaker 1: the next race. Also, do you know this semen helps
Speaker 1: you recover.
Speaker 2: Sorry, petty couples, we apologize. We'll get back onto regular programming.
Speaker 2: This one's from Maddie and she says she'll pick up
Speaker 2: night shift when her husband's annoying her, so he has
Speaker 2: to look after the kids while she gets from sleep.
Speaker 2: Very good night shift again. Sorry, oh what a night.
Speaker 1: I've got a whole week and night this week.
Speaker 2: This one is from Abby. He says that her husband
Speaker 2: likes to game a lot and gamer. He's a gamer?
Speaker 2: Red flag? No, sorry, whoaze not if you're over thirty,
Speaker 2: you got kids and you're gaming, something's wrong. No, it's
Speaker 2: not my opinion. There I said it. What do you play?
Speaker 1: Your business?
Speaker 3: What do you have to.
Speaker 2: She says that when he's been playing too much, she'll
Speaker 2: secretly turn off the Wi Fi so it'll stop the game,
Speaker 2: and she'll pretend like she doesn't know what happened, Like
Speaker 2: it's just a little glit with the.
Speaker 3: Network, or you just flick it on and off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be like I didn't touch it.
Speaker 3: Weird, hear the power?
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 1: It's like, look, he could be a gamer or it
Speaker 1: could be golfer. Which one would you prefer? Mum's out
Speaker 1: there should be happy that he's a gamer, because if
Speaker 1: it was a golfer, he'd be gone for fucking six hours.
Speaker 3: On a Saturday.
Speaker 2: Those who are golfing and gaming, fuck.
Speaker 3: They're what you call virgins.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just want to give you a couple that
Speaker 1: I'm working with at the moment that I think people
Speaker 1: can use out there, or people are using as well.
Speaker 3: And they don't think that it's petty, but it is. Okay.
Speaker 3: The first one is kind of mean at the same time,
Speaker 3: they're all mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when April forgets a tower for the shower, and
Speaker 1: quite often she forgets to take a towel in.
Speaker 2: With her, that's annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she'll go I'll hear the tap turn off
Speaker 1: and then she'll go, oh fuck a And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, I need a towel. I'm like what, And
Speaker 1: I know the and it's winter, it's getting colder in there,
Speaker 1: and I let her just shiver for a little while
Speaker 1: and let her call out a few times for the tower.
Speaker 3: How many times a little while.
Speaker 1: Until she goes, oh cold, And I'll be like, is
Speaker 1: it cold? Is it?
Speaker 3: And then eventually you are.
Speaker 2: Before we recorded we're talking about psychopaths. We were doe,
Speaker 2: get yourself tested, because that's how hard.
Speaker 1: That would be to get tested in psycher. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get tested for ADHD and it is so hard.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's maybe that's part of the test, like if
Speaker 2: you can't complete the test and like you add, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, you just blew my mind.
Speaker 1: And the next one I'm working on at the moment
Speaker 1: is very light switch related.
Speaker 3: There's two I do.
Speaker 1: One if April's in the toilet at night, I'll just
Speaker 1: reach my hand in and turn the light off because
Speaker 1: she can't get up.
Speaker 2: Fuck you're a child, because I get the don't just
Speaker 2: straight up.
Speaker 1: And the other one in when she wants to walk
Speaker 1: from the door to the bed at night, and she'll
Speaker 1: be like, he's turned the lamp on so I can
Speaker 1: see because she wants to turn the main light off,
Speaker 1: and she'll turn the main light off, and then I'll
Speaker 1: turn the lamp off.
Speaker 3: Just midwalk.
Speaker 1: Find your way here, babe. Actually I actually just on
Speaker 1: that really quickly. I just jog my memory. One thing
Speaker 1: when we were living without kids or pre kids, and
Speaker 1: you know how like sometimes you like to pretend to
Speaker 1: scare your partner like you come boo. Anyway, I took
Speaker 1: it a little bit too fast. I was in bed
Speaker 1: with the light off, and I was awake. I pretended
Speaker 1: to be asleep. She came in, she put her phone
Speaker 1: on charge, and then she went to the bathroom, and
Speaker 1: I got up and I hid behind the door.
Speaker 3: So when she came in, I was gone. And then
Speaker 3: I just pushed the door shut. Just she cried. Anyway,
Speaker 3: that's just a quick shot.
Speaker 1: Store.
Speaker 2: There's one more here. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: give it to you. If it's no good, we'll edit
Speaker 2: it out. But this one is from Tresner.
Speaker 1: That's the last thing for sure.
Speaker 2: Treasanda Brown. She says she gets the ships with her
Speaker 2: husband because he never ever brings back his takeaway containers
Speaker 2: like the tap of work containers when he has his
Speaker 2: lunch at work. She packs the lunch. He leaves it
Speaker 2: there and that's annoying. Tup of way's expensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ship liked.
Speaker 2: So then she cooks really saucy dishes and puts it
Speaker 2: in ziploc bags like soup. So recently she did curried
Speaker 2: sausages with mashed potato and a ziplock bag for his lunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: Get I like that. That'll get him, that'll learn him.
Speaker 2: I like it good. I've got a new question, got
Speaker 2: a new question.
Speaker 3: Question.
Speaker 1: So with this episode, is the tecond way longer we thought?
Speaker 1: You know, it was still a quick episode.
Speaker 2: Not when Ash is not drinking. A question for you
Speaker 2: is you know we've previously talked about the things that
Speaker 2: we can do to come across as like more sexual
Speaker 2: or more appealing to our partners. Is it anything that
Speaker 2: your wife does that really turns you on?
Speaker 1: Here's one that got me.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm glad you asked this question, one that really
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was shocked. And I went down the park the
Speaker 1: other day with the football and the Oscars loving football moments,
Speaker 1: were kicking the football, running around anyway, just out of
Speaker 1: the blue, and.
Speaker 2: There's ain't there's nothing sexual about being at the park
Speaker 2: or is there.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of phallic shapes. I kicked the football
Speaker 1: and April took off after it, and she was like
Speaker 1: a gazelle, but she was in quite a nice fitting
Speaker 1: workout outfit. Just the stride on the woman.
Speaker 3: Really got me going.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, It was like I can't well
Speaker 1: I'm getting flustered.
Speaker 2: Just went just your wife in like full stride in
Speaker 2: an open paddock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that weird?
Speaker 2: That's not weird at all.
Speaker 3: How are you going to go with the Elempta say
Speaker 3: she got.
Speaker 2: The Olympics is coming up? Yeah, no doubt what you're
Speaker 2: going to be watching. Are you more of a hundred
Speaker 2: meters kind of guy or like a four hundred eight hundred.
Speaker 1: We'll get able to run both and see how I go.
Speaker 3: You know what it is for me? Yeah, And surely
Speaker 3: this is like like unanimous, Yeah, unanimous decision.
Speaker 2: Surely everyone gets everyone feels this way. If Laura comes
Speaker 2: out of the shower like she's just like she's like
Speaker 2: still dripping her talel on but steamy, that's like that's you.
Speaker 1: That's me, bro.
Speaker 2: You and me are so different. You're like April's are.
Speaker 3: Like sweating in full stripe.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Heart rate, heart rates at one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: I was just like I was probably jumping up and down.
Speaker 1: It was when you like really gets into the nitty
Speaker 1: gritty of it, but at full pace.
Speaker 3: Babe.
Speaker 1: If it was like now it's like she knew this, well,
Speaker 1: she's gonna find out she's going to hear this, and
Speaker 1: then she's just like she's just running around the house
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: Up and down the stairs.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Yeah, that's good, that's good gear. Where'd you get
Speaker 3: that question?
Speaker 2: I was just thinking about it because I got the
Speaker 2: blow job yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh you should get a steam machine, a little steamer, yeah,
Speaker 1: because then you could be like, I'm not really feeling it.
Speaker 2: But in a second, also with Laura, she normally just
Speaker 2: washes her feet at the nighttime. So I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: please have a shower, and she's like, do you think
Speaker 2: I'm dirty? Like, and I'm like, no, I just do it.
Speaker 2: It's really nice.
Speaker 3: If you're going to wash your feet, do it with
Speaker 3: really hot water.
Speaker 2: And she said she has a shower at night time.
Speaker 2: It's a little treat for me.
Speaker 3: Fu we're weird. We're weird and simple.
Speaker 1: So we said the simple little thing, last question for
Speaker 1: today and then we'll let the listeners get back to
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Are going on holidays soon, not locked over, but we
Speaker 1: did the same holiday last year, and if you recall,
Speaker 1: went to balley with a couple of couples.
Speaker 2: This must be nice. Must be nice.
Speaker 1: You can talk a couple of the couple numbers have doubled.
Speaker 3: How many there's like six or seven couples. Now, fucking hell,
Speaker 3: that's a yeah, we're taking over BALI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all from the mother's group.
Speaker 1: Mother's group and a couple other couples.
Speaker 2: That that's nice. I like that. Good on you guys.
Speaker 1: Sorry for not inviting you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The seventh couple being like, what's the problem.
Speaker 1: The problem is, it's not a problem.
Speaker 3: It's a question.
Speaker 1: I've got that, which is the question segment of the
Speaker 1: show's not sure if you done?
Speaker 2: We've done very well. This makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: The question is at night time, the kids go to
Speaker 1: bed much earlier. Obviously you're all in like a resort
Speaker 1: style situation.
Speaker 3: Is it okay?
Speaker 1: Okay to put the kids to bed and then leave
Speaker 1: them in the room and go and enjoy maybe a
Speaker 1: drink or dinner like one on one with the group monitor.
Speaker 3: Of course you've got a monitor on them or whatever.
Speaker 1: You can still see them.
Speaker 2: So you're not going lea leaving okay, but you are
Speaker 2: going to go, say, to the restaurant downstairs.
Speaker 1: Downstairs or on the same level.
Speaker 2: Look, bro, you know him, one goes Madeline McCann.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 3: Was different times too, they did not have a monent.
Speaker 2: I feel like back then, that was just before that case.
Speaker 2: I feel like everyone did it. Yeah, everyone used to.
Speaker 1: Leave their kids in the car while they're at the
Speaker 1: pub at the front. Think of all the pub babies.
Speaker 2: I missed the good old days playing in the car park.
Speaker 2: We're parenting in the wrong area of seat belts. Heaven. Ah,
Speaker 2: we did. In that little trip away. We had Lola
Speaker 2: sleeping in one of the end rooms of the house.
Speaker 2: There's a fire pit that was on the other side,
Speaker 2: and we would just with Laura's phone call MyPhone, but
Speaker 2: put Laura's phone in the room and then I would
Speaker 2: have my phone on speaker so if she woke up,
Speaker 2: we could hear it. And I think like even that
Speaker 2: made us anxious, Like I was.
Speaker 1: Like April was like, nah, I can't do that. I
Speaker 1: feel like, if you're in range of the monotor, we'll
Speaker 1: just do a hypothetical scenario. You've got a ground level
Speaker 1: m yeah, okay, which is a lot of in Balley
Speaker 1: because it's pools and all sorts of stuff. You put
Speaker 1: your kids asleep, you've got a monitor on them, and
Speaker 1: then the restaurant is within monitor range. So I'm here
Speaker 1: sitting with you having dinner. Here's the monitor. We're having
Speaker 1: our adult time before we it's like each other's digs,
Speaker 1: and then the kids are to put them in. You're
Speaker 1: in range of a ground level.
Speaker 2: What's the range of a baby monitor? Because I've never
Speaker 2: used one.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. It varies, It would vary from
Speaker 1: brand to brand. I'd say, let's say it's fifty meters.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's fifty meters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fifty meters is fine.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck.
Speaker 1: I would like to know what people thought, because honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm not going to throw anyone
Speaker 1: on the bus because everyone parents differently, everyone's got a
Speaker 1: different opinion.
Speaker 2: We're not here to judge, we're not here to charge.
Speaker 1: I think personally, if you're within range of the baby monitor,
Speaker 1: it's play on. Yeah, okay, because you could be at
Speaker 1: the backyard of my house. My kids are the other
Speaker 1: end of the house asleep, and I'm within range of
Speaker 1: the baby monitor, and I hear them, I see them,
Speaker 1: they need me.
Speaker 3: I'm there within an instant.
Speaker 2: But also, do you know what a better option is?
Speaker 2: Just get one of those babysitters, I know.
Speaker 1: But then also the trusting is complete. Stranger in a
Speaker 1: different country in the room with them.
Speaker 2: You just don't think about it. Just lock it out,
Speaker 2: don't think about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So I would like this is my call
Speaker 1: out to those of who are listening to finish off
Speaker 1: this amazing pod that we've just done.
Speaker 3: One of my best, one of our best. I would say,
Speaker 3: they're all our best.
Speaker 2: This is top of the list. Just let it. Give
Speaker 2: us your thoughts.
Speaker 3: What's put a rule?
Speaker 2: What's the rule of thumb?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll put it.
Speaker 1: We'll put a video out or put it on the
Speaker 1: Facebook group so that you can give us what you
Speaker 1: think or if you've got any tips.
Speaker 3: On that what to do that's probably just like don't
Speaker 3: leave your kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got plenty of time to figure out what
Speaker 2: is the right thing to do before October. Yes, for sure,
Speaker 2: Ash I do want to take this opportunity to say
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Speaker 2: giggle at us talking about TV show and getting blow
Speaker 2: jobs and getting horn in the park.
Speaker 1: Also, don't still my idea. If you do take the.
Speaker 2: Idea as you have to get out of here because
Speaker 2: you're going surfing. Oh yeah, it must be nice.
Speaker 1: It must be nice to be nice, not to be
Speaker 1: sick all at the time.
Speaker 2: Must be nice. I've forgot what that feels like to be.
Speaker 1: You'll come good, I'll go bad, You'll come good, and
Speaker 1: then we'll get to use that surfboard that you've brought.
Speaker 2: How many I've not yet used it?
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