WEBVTT - #80 Man Flu and Vigilante Mums 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.559 Perfect timing. Fucking garbage struck is out of the front. 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:05.160 You've got a lot of garbage out there. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:07.520 What about the pile of garbage out the front? 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:09.879 What's going on there? Who is that? Is that one 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:12.160 of those little ones that just starts off as like, yeah, 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:14.600 a couple of things, and everyone's just like, oh. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:16.760 There's a counsel clean up up the road. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:19.279 So someone's like, ah, I must throw shit out in 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:20.080 the front of my house. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.840 Everyone in the Northern Beaches is just like, oh, I'll 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:24.160 like to that. 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.200 I love how they change the method of like you 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:28.520 know how that you used to get a letter in 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:31.159 the mail being like this is the weekend is a 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:34.839 council cleanup. But now you've got each household has x 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:37.240 amount per year that you can book in. And because 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.240 this is a big complex and all it takes is 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.960 one person. Literally, there probably. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.040 Was just an old bike out there. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.559 And I always do this thing around. I'm like I 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.320 walk past or I put something in there, and I'll 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.199 be like what if someone take it? And someone takes it? 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.519 Like I threw some stuff out there, but now I 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:56.880 have nothing out there that's mine because they took the 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.080 bikes that I put out there, and I'm like, well, 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.560 actually mine. But also when we lived at my father 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:06.000 in law's house, it's like one house put stuff out 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:08.280 and then all of a sudden, the whole street. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.280 They think you have been honest? Have you added to 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:12.600 that pile? 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.640 I added two bikes, a kid's bike that was fucking 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.600 broken and then an old electric bike that was fucked 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:23.960 and within within with it's rained heap, there's got to 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:24.640 be a dead body in. 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:27.160 The Yeah, there's like animals in there now, there's like ferrets, 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:28.440 like they've set up nest. 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:49.040 They can see it from space. There's gonna summ up. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:54.760 Welcome back to two don't dads, I'm not managing. Many 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.320 is currently trying to stay alive ash and this is 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:00.840 and this is a podcast. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:02.040 It's all about parenting. 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:05.200 It's the good, the bad, and the relatable and usually 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.120 Matt does this part. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:07.840 So good thing I've been listening. 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.160 We do not share any advice, any real advice anyway, 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:13.480 just for legal reasons. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:14.200 Thank you. 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:14.680 How's that? 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.440 Thank you good? Sorry about that? I came out of nowhere. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:17.960 That's okay. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.680 I feel like I've been carrying you all week and 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:25.520 might as well nuts carrying into the finish line, my friend, 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.520 if I haven't carried you at all this week, I'm 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.600 going to carry you to the finish line to day. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:30.840 Thank you, because I've got a couple. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.120 Of things for you that I really want to go 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:37.200 through that I think you're really going to like maybe. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.280 One or two things in particularly, you're really going to like. 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:43.320 Okay, I'm a trap yourself in now you have. First 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.200 of all, let's do it was your birthday? Yeah, we 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.760 did mention it last week, but you did go away 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:49.280 for your birth. 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:50.639 Should drink first? Oh? 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:51.040 We should? 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:51.840 Yeah, we should. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.160 We are drinking Stonewood of course, the pacificl Now, Matt funny. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.519 Story about Pacific. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:58.359 How I was trying to get. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.079 It's good for a little dry, dry throat. It is 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.760 not sure if it's medically approved. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:06.680 It is it is. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.800 Yeah. Eight out of ten doctors recommend Stonewood Pacific ale 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:12.320 for a scratchy. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.360 Throat unless you're pregnant. 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:15.000 Or driving. 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:18.600 Yes, yes, very important caveat. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:22.480 So I use stone and wood to get something across 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.200 the line this week? 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:23.680 What is it? 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.240 You remember the old thing the beer economy, all right, 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.880 where it's like someone does something for you. It's worth 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.880 exit you give him a slab, give a slab. So 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.680 I needed a couple of things just tuned up around 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:36.920 the house. And I didn't want to annoy the owner 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:38.160 of this place because he's. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.200 Quite frankly a fucking bell. 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:43.960 End Well said, if he's listening, you heard that. 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:44.920 You you heard that? 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:46.200 Stand by those comments. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.280 We have been given out walking papers in this place, 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:52.240 which is upsetting because the kids have the last few 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.440 years built some memories here. But that's all right, that's 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.240 part of being a renter. I'm not going to cry. Maybe. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.760 And I wanted a friend to do some stuff around 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.360 the house and I said to him, hey, can you put, 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.080 you know, fixed a couple of things up for me? 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.080 And he was like, oh, I'm a run And I. 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:07.880 Said, do you know what, I've got a case of 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.320 Pacific ol stone and wood with your name on it 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:12.240 if you come around and do it for us. Bam. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:13.360 He was here within the hour. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:14.800 What work did he do? 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.279 It's very subtle. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:21.279 Yeah, he's just can I can I try? And ah, yes, 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:25.680 tighten the screws on your bed, frien, Hey. 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:26.400 That's one of them. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:28.839 But no, no, he just a couple of squeaky doors. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.160 This needed the wd Ford into the job. So he's 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.880 just had to tie a few things for us. Nothing 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:38.880 a couple of squeaky doors, that bed frame, squeaky bedheads anyway, 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.400 so I used Pacific oil to get it across the line. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.880 He is a huge specific Girl fan. Thank you Stonewood 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.479 for making this episode possible, as they do. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:47.240 With every episode. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.000 Actually, and we also have to mention as well the 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:52.400 fact that we went on a little business trip for 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:57.160 some shopping. Have we bought surfboards and also as a 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.920 night as a thanks, we dropped off a slab of stone. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.880 We did, so I've just begot about it. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:06.480 We're no longer paying anyone when people are like, your 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:07.320 invoice has not. 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.719 Been paid, but sh we left something for you at 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:11.160 the front door. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:12.279 Cheers. 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.320 Yeah, so stone Woods, stone Woods, stone Wood is. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:20.800 Paying delicious everything and it's a new former currency. Hey 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.039 should we just quickly mentioned the fact that you dropped 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:28.200 the news of me yesterday, the fact that you're getting 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:32.640 booted out of your complex. Yeah, how's the family going? Well? 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:33.800 What it is? 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.200 See that beam there? Look at it? 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:40.680 Oh my gosh, for anyone wondering, I'm looking out to 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:43.240 the backyard of ashes at place, and there is a 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.200 beam that's melting. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.040 Look at the bend on it bends to the left. 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.560 Okay, so the beam's no good? Whats and how did 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:54.560 that get you kicked out? 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:58.159 Okay? So what happened was I complained about the beam. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:02.120 And the godfully so yeah, hopefully it's dangerous if that 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.680 falls on a kid, they kill a kid. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.000 That's a kid kill and beam that's right there. 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:06.960 Well said thank you. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.880 Anyway, it's not the issue of the beam itself or me. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.560 I think what's happened. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.480 Here is he's in dispute with the Body corporate and 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:22.480 Strata right, and unfortunately that impacts us because where the 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:26.320 bottom feed is in this situation, we're caught in the crossfire. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.360 He's decided he's had enough. He's going to fuck this 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.920 place off or if he's got to do any work 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.680 to it. He's so cheap, this guy, Yeah, he's so 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:35.360 fucking cheap. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.600 He said, I'll just tear it down. But obviously the 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:38.920 body corp has said. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:43.680 No heed to match anyway. So he is someone who 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.200 works in a timber yard. What do you reckon? What's 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:48.040 that beam worth? What do we that? 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.560 Yeah, well the thing is the one next door. If 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:52.320 they'd have done it properly like the one next door. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.960 See it's quite thick compared to this one. That is 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.000 a H three pine beam. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:58.280 Fucking love it when you talk. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:03.080 So it's a two ninety by six you fine, ah treated? 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.840 And how I define pressure treated it is there's two 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.360 different types of treated. Think about this. If you're having 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.360 sex with your wife, yes, and you dip your dick 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.880 in and pull it out, yeap, and you're done. That 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:18.280 is just treated on the outside. If you dip it 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.080 in and leave it in there and soak it, that's 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:23.560 hates three right right right, have to cut that out, No, 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:27.400 leave it anyway. That's about twenty two dollars a meter. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:29.360 That's about sixty six dollars. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:31.760 I've been having sex with my wife wrong all this time, 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:32.480 all this time. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.200 You want to get it pressure treated. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:36.679 Anyway. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.040 So his thought processes of this, he's either going to 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.680 sell it or if he's got to do some work 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.440 to it, might as well do a bunch of different 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:44.400 work to it at the same. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:45.840 Time, which is fine. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.000 It gave us thirty days and I said to him yesterday, 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:50.320 that's not a long time. I said to him yesterday, 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:51.440 I need more time. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:53.960 And he was like, why, I said, have you what 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:54.960 do you fucking mean why? 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:55.160 Bro? 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.080 And I said, I got two kids under five? 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:57.320 Bro? 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:59.160 Are you going to find them in your home? 0:07:59.440 --> 0:07:59.480 No? 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:01.840 I've got to find him in your hair. It was like, gotcha. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.720 Soon as I got a little bit snarky, which is 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.120 probably what goes kicked out in the first place. 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:09.920 That's fine, that's fine. 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:10.640 I have a problem with that. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.680 And honestly, so how much extra time do you have? 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:15.240 I don't know yet. I'm sort of giving it a 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:18.080 couple of days for everyone to just take a deep breath, 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.800 and then on Monday, I'll call him with I'll just 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.360 ask for what my options are, whether if he's going 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:25.800 to sell it, we could just go month to month 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.360 until he sells it or until I find something. I 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.600 want to help him out as much as possible. Also, 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.160 what's probably pissed him off is we want to. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:33.960 Sign a renewal. 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.920 He up the RAMT only about twenty bucks, but April 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.319 fucking went in after him my watch exactly, and we 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.840 said we're not signing anything until the bean's ficked. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.160 And that's obviously pissed him off too. 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.320 I think it's just all too much for this old 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.120 head who's probably got ten properties and is just a classic. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:51.400 Won't spend a sand. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:53.280 It's fucking wild, isn't it. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:56.760 I'm fucking sick of these boomers. I remember boomers and teenagers. 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:57.360 I'm sick of them. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:01.240 Laura's old place that she was in was like so 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:03.760 many things wrong with it, like every tap was leaking, 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.360 lights didn't work, floorboards were like falling in. And she'd 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.679 call the landlord and she'd be like, hey, like, I 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.959 literally cannot turn the taps off. That just won't stop running, 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.520 like it's as hard as it will go. And he 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.880 was like, yeah, cool, I'll be there tomorrow. This guy 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.680 would rock up and he had like twenty properties in Sydney. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.240 I was like, dude, just spend like one hundred bucks 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.280 and get a plumber to come out. 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.520 I'm sure you're talking about we're talking about the same guy. 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:26.640 Ye. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.520 Yeah, it's the same guy. He comes and fixes which 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:30.679 I don't care. If he wants to come and do 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.439 the maintenance on these players, that's fine, come and fix 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.719 those little things. He came measured up to get the beat. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.280 He was like, I'm going to get it replaced. I'm 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:37.839 like that's cool to like, you just let me know. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.560 But like it's probably while they've got twenty properties though, 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.760 because they are so stingy. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.400 But like, do you want people to talk? 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:47.839 I'm sitting here in a public this is going to 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:49.599 be public for everybody to watch this. 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:51.000 What's his name talking? 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:53.959 Do you really want spend the money so I'm not 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:55.000 here talking about you? 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.520 What's the name out there? What's is a dress? 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:57.439 Fuck you? 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:58.160 Yeah? 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.559 Anyway, I didn't want to talk about this today so much. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:06.760 I apologize this, thank you. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.160 I wanted to talk about really quickly because it was 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:10.439 your birthday, it was my birthday. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.400 You were away. You goast to me the whole day 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:13.000 plan hard. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:13.880 Get sorry about that. 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:14.400 That's okay. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:16.280 I understand you with your family and you don't want 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.199 to hear from me. Some people's not. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:21.520 I always always enjoy hearing from you. But you doesn't matter. 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.599 We're away, what the day? That's why I didn't what 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:24.959 the hour, what the minute? 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:26.840 I was going I was gonna. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.040 I took it personally for a moment until someone else 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:30.719 at your happy birthday in a group chat and you 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.680 didn't respond to that either, and I thought, it's. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.800 Not just me. What did you say? What was your message? 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:35.600 You just said, Hay. 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:36.600 Birthday, Hay birthday. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.960 Yeah cool, And then I said that they should sack heavy, 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:39.880 and you weren't happy about that. 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:42.360 Can I just say one of the downs and maybe 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.160 this is me getting really old, one of the downsides 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.040 of your birthday and there weren't that many. Makes it 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.120 sound like I'm being very arrogant here and toot my 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:51.880 own hall with how many friends I've got. But when 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.880 people are like, happy birthday, and You're like, I'll respond 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:56.400 to that in a second, and then another person writes 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:57.880 happy birthday, and then all of a sudden, you've got 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.560 like twelve messages you got to write back to him. 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:02.040 You're like, oh, how. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:04.480 Tough is it being popular? How tough is it having 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:07.679 people care about you? How dare people care about you? 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:08.280 In which you have? 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:10.280 Do you know how you sound terrible? 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.000 What you sound like? 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:12.440 Oscar? 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:17.439 I'm grateful, You're okay. Anyway, let's get past that. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:18.800 You got very sick. 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:22.640 I did get sick, and look, I felt very sorry 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:26.120 for you. I felt like, that's not fair because you 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.760 just had two weeks with the kids on your own, okay, 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:30.520 and then you've gotten sick for a whole week. So 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:34.079 I thought the guy needs a little bit of TLC. So, 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.319 April and I have got you something for your birthday, okay, 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.080 And I think you're gonna love this. You're gonna lap 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.000 this up all And usually I'm going to get you 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:46.280 a joke gift. Usually, but I have reduced, severely reduced 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.400 the amount of alcohol consume over lately, and I've turned 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:50.120 into an mpath. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:51.880 So I've done something nice for you. 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:59.040 We've got you a gift voucher for a spa in 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:03.720 vore Cluse. I don't know what it's called anyway, soul spa. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:06.400 For you to go and pamper yourself. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:07.800 You get a massage, you get. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:14.360 A facial Holy shit. Yeah, well, happy birthday. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:15.920 What the fuck is going on? 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:17.520 Is this a trip? 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.160 What I thought? 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:23.040 Two hard weeks with the girls with laurd Off doing 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.880 work and then you get sick. You need some times yourself. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.959 This is very generous from that, It's okay, very generous, 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.559 Okay from someone who's just been evicted as well. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.240 This is the reason we can't pay rent. 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:37.160 Which spa is it? 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:38.959 It's in more clues, Oh. 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.280 April picked it. That's okay, I'll send that to you. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.160 You book yourself in for a couple of hours. Turn 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:50.080 your phone on. I'll take care of business, get a facial, 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:50.960 get a massage. 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.360 Maybe happy ending. I don't know what they do. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:58.400 Where have you booked me into walking down King's Cross? 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:06.880 Prestigious rubbin tug in vocal. Anyway, happy birthday, Thank you. 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:09.480 That's really generous of you. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.199 I've got another juicy present for you. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.360 Jesus, that's not it's just something I wanted to run 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.079 by the gift that keeps on giving. 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:17.199 I'm trying to. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.599 I'm trying to. I'm trying to give more. That's what 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:21.040 I'm trying to do. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.080 I like it. I like it. I like the new 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:23.840 improved ASH. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:28.480 It's temporary ASH. Let's just go with that. Because I'm bored. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:33.200 Man, I'm only drinking minimal amounts. I'm bored at night. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:33.959 Let's put that way. 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:34.800 So what have you got for me? 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.960 I've done a lot of thinking lately about we're doing. 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:40.679 That's scary. That's a scary thought to know that I've done. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:44.800 I was going to say, like, but I'm going to 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:46.520 give you, Okay, I'm going to give you something so 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:51.400 paramount plus we hosted a movie last weekend. 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.720 Last weekend on Saturday, raging success. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:54.160 It was. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.280 It was chaotic, but that's the point, right. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.160 That's what we wanted, that's what that's on brand for us. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:13:58.960 It's very on brand. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:02.560 And so where okay, you want to do another movie night? 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:03.199 Where do you want to go with? 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:03.319 No? 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:03.640 No, no, no. 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.920 I've been thinking about a potential TV series that I 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.240 wanted to pitch you and let me know what your 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:09.720 thoughts are. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.520 Okay, this could either be go really well, is it 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:13.000 a comedy? 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.839 It is a comedy, not at first glance, at second glance, 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.040 it's a comedy. Okay, let me give you the let 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:20.239 me give you on the synopsis. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:21.200 This is the. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:22.000 Synopsis of it. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:22.520 Okay. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.480 It's also risky of you to discuss this on the podcast. 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.960 Who knows how many TV producers are listening right now 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.800 stealing the ideas. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.080 Well, it'll be out there before the it'll be we. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:32.800 Want to plan this sea. 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.600 You get people excited, people excited that if it ever happens, 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.760 or if anyone ever makes this, that you would be like, 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.000 this is where it came from. Yes, okay, So it's 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:43.840 called vigil Ante Mums. The synopsis is this two mums, 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:48.600 two young mums, okay, with young kids, okay. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:52.000 Just my first thought. Should we should we have two dads? 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.960 No? Okay, it's funnier with mums. Okay, okay, because my 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.920 mum's out there listening right now. Are going to love this, yep? Okay, 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:03.680 vigil ante mum, two mums, Okay. In their local neighborhood, 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:10.880 they've been overrun by a group of teenagers doing stupid shit, vandalizing, stealing, 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.720 all this sort of stuff. So the mums have decided 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:14.560 that police aren't going. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.360 To do anything. They want to take it into their 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:16.960 own hands. 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:21.920 They're forming a vigil ante group of mums of other 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.520 like minded mums to fight crime. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.880 Parent during the day, fight crime at night. Vigil ante mums. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:30.200 Where do we come into it? 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:35.240 If you produces in the film a film, it's a 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:38.840 short series, six episodes, okay, six. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.360 Episodes, Well, April and Laura a bit. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.920 Yeah, I haven't got that far. I've got this far 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:44.240 as it. 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:47.560 But it's a vigilantic but it's a comedy, okay. So 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.480 that's where it's like a second gland. You're like, okay, 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.440 is this going to be a serious show? No, because 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.560 you can imagine what it would be like for Laura 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:59.120 and April as two young mums with young kids forming 0:15:59.160 --> 0:15:59.960 a vigilante grip. 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.800 Has April ever had to put on the vigil anti 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.360 hat lately? Around here? Is that? Where? Is this based 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:06.120 on the real? 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:07.240 Based on true fans? 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:10.440 Your I g a robbery? Is this the idea robbery? 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:10.760 Yeah? 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:12.960 So let's talk about where I got the idea from 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.960 what you? First of all, what are your thoughts? 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:16.040 It's fucking brilliant. 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:16.520 Thank you. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.720