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Speaker 1: So someone's like, ah, I must throw shit out in

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Speaker 2: Everyone in the Northern Beaches is just like, oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: I love how they change the method of like you

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Speaker 1: And I always do this thing around. I'm like I

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Speaker 2: They think you have been honest? Have you added to

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Speaker 1: I added two bikes, a kid's bike that was fucking

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Speaker 3: They can see it from space. There's gonna summ up.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two don't dads, I'm not managing. Many

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Speaker 3: It's all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable and usually

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Speaker 1: Matt does this part.

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Speaker 3: So good thing I've been listening.

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Speaker 1: We do not share any advice, any real advice anyway,

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Speaker 1: just for legal reasons.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: How's that?

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Speaker 2: Thank you good? Sorry about that? I came out of nowhere.

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Speaker 3: That's okay.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I've been carrying you all week and

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Speaker 1: might as well nuts carrying into the finish line, my friend,

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Speaker 1: if I haven't carried you at all this week, I'm

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Speaker 2: Thank you, because I've got a couple.

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Speaker 1: Of things for you that I really want to go

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Speaker 1: through that I think you're really going to like maybe.

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Speaker 3: One or two things in particularly, you're really going to like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a trap yourself in now you have. First

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Speaker 1: of all, let's do it was your birthday? Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: Should drink first? Oh?

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Speaker 1: We should?

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Speaker 1: We are drinking Stonewood of course, the pacificl Now, Matt funny.

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Speaker 1: How I was trying to get.

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Speaker 2: It's good for a little dry, dry throat. It is

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Speaker 3: It is it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Eight out of ten doctors recommend Stonewood Pacific ale

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Speaker 2: for a scratchy.

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Speaker 3: Throat unless you're pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Or driving.

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Speaker 1: So I use stone and wood to get something across

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Speaker 3: You you heard that?

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Speaker 2: Stand by those comments.

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Speaker 1: We have been given out walking papers in this place,

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Speaker 2: What work did he do?

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Speaker 1: It's very subtle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just can I can I try? And ah, yes,

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Speaker 1: He is a huge specific Girl fan. Thank you Stonewood

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Speaker 3: With every episode.

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Speaker 2: We're no longer paying anyone when people are like, your

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Speaker 1: Anyway, it's not the issue of the beam itself or me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well the thing is the one next door. If

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Speaker 1: And how I define pressure treated it is there's two

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Speaker 1: hates three right right right, have to cut that out, No,

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Speaker 2: I've been having sex with my wife wrong all this time,

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Speaker 1: You want to get it pressure treated.

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Speaker 1: So his thought processes of this, he's either going to

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Speaker 3: Time, which is fine.

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Speaker 1: It gave us thirty days and I said to him yesterday,

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Speaker 3: And he was like, why, I said, have you what

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 1: And I said, I got two kids under five?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 3: Are you going to find them in your home?

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Speaker 3: I've got to find him in your hair. It was like, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: Soon as I got a little bit snarky, which is

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Speaker 3: That's fine, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Sign a renewal.

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Speaker 1: He up the RAMT only about twenty bucks, but April

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Speaker 3: And that's obviously pissed him off too.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just all too much for this old

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Speaker 3: Won't spend a sand.

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Speaker 2: It's fucking wild, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking sick of these boomers. I remember boomers and teenagers.

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Speaker 3: I'm sick of them.

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Speaker 2: Laura's old place that she was in was like so

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Speaker 2: I was like, dude, just spend like one hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I didn't want to talk about this today so much.

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Speaker 2: I always always enjoy hearing from you. But you doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: Birthday, Hay birthday.

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Speaker 3: You're like, oh, how.

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Speaker 1: Tough is it being popular? How tough is it having

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Speaker 3: Do you know how you sound terrible?

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Speaker 1: I'm grateful, You're okay. Anyway, let's get past that.

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Speaker 3: You got very sick.

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Speaker 1: I did get sick, and look, I felt very sorry

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Speaker 1: April and I have got you something for your birthday, okay,

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Speaker 3: So I've done something nice for you.

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Speaker 1: We've got you a gift voucher for a spa in

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Speaker 1: vore Cluse. I don't know what it's called anyway, soul spa.

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Speaker 3: For you to go and pamper yourself.

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Speaker 3: A facial Holy shit. Yeah, well, happy birthday.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 1: Is this a trip?

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Speaker 3: What I thought?

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Speaker 1: Two hard weeks with the girls with laurd Off doing

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Speaker 2: This is very generous from that, It's okay, very generous,

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Speaker 2: Which spa is it?

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Speaker 3: It's in more clues, Oh.

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Speaker 1: April picked it. That's okay, I'll send that to you.

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Speaker 1: You book yourself in for a couple of hours. Turn

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Speaker 3: Maybe happy ending. I don't know what they do.

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Speaker 2: Where have you booked me into walking down King's Cross?

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Speaker 1: Prestigious rubbin tug in vocal. Anyway, happy birthday, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: That's really generous of you.

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Speaker 1: I've got another juicy present for you.

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Speaker 2: Jesus, that's not it's just something I wanted to run

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Speaker 2: by the gift that keeps on giving.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 2: I like it. I like it. I like the new

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Speaker 3: It's temporary ASH. Let's just go with that. Because I'm bored.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm only drinking minimal amounts. I'm bored at night.

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Speaker 3: Let's put that way.

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Speaker 3: I've done a lot of thinking lately about we're doing.

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Speaker 3: That's scary. That's a scary thought to know that I've done.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, like, but I'm going to

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Speaker 3: Last weekend on Saturday, raging success.

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was chaotic, but that's the point, right.

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Speaker 2: That's what we wanted, that's what that's on brand for us.

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Speaker 2: And so where okay, you want to do another movie night?

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Speaker 2: Where do you want to go with?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about a potential TV series that I

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Speaker 3: Okay, this could either be go really well, is it

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Speaker 1: It is a comedy, not at first glance, at second glance,

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Speaker 3: Synopsis of it.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: It's also risky of you to discuss this on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Who knows how many TV producers are listening right now

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Speaker 3: Well, it'll be out there before the it'll be we.

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Speaker 2: Want to plan this sea.

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Speaker 1: You get people excited, people excited that if it ever happens,

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Speaker 1: this is where it came from. Yes, okay, So it's

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Speaker 1: called vigil Ante Mums. The synopsis is this two mums,

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Speaker 2: Just my first thought. Should we should we have two dads?

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Speaker 1: No? Okay, it's funnier with mums. Okay, okay, because my

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Speaker 1: mum's out there listening right now. Are going to love this, yep? Okay,

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Speaker 1: vigil ante mum, two mums, Okay. In their local neighborhood,

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Speaker 3: To do anything. They want to take it into their

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Speaker 1: They're forming a vigil ante group of mums of other

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Speaker 3: Parent during the day, fight crime at night. Vigil ante mums.

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Speaker 2: Where do we come into it?

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Speaker 1: If you produces in the film a film, it's a

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Speaker 2: Episodes, Well, April and Laura a bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't got that far. I've got this far

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Speaker 1: But it's a vigilantic but it's a comedy, okay. So

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Speaker 2: Has April ever had to put on the vigil anti

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Speaker 2: hat lately? Around here? Is that? Where? Is this based

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Speaker 1: Based on true fans?

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Speaker 2: Your I g a robbery? Is this the idea robbery?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So let's talk about where I got the idea from

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Speaker 1: what you? First of all, what are your thoughts?

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Speaker 2: It's fucking brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's incredible saying that a little bit.

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Speaker 1: No what I thought it would be hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's not like I need it to marinate.

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Speaker 2: It's a good start. It's a great start.

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Speaker 3: Mums.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard you the first time. I like it.

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Speaker 1: Let me see it third time? Vigil anti mums?

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, sorry sorry, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Think it's a great idea, just saying I would watch it.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like that show that came out called

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Speaker 1: Working Mums. Right, so there's Working Mums that came out,

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Speaker 1: but it was missing something and that is crime Fighters.

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Speaker 2: It does for me a bit of a bridesmaid feel.

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Speaker 2: Is Kirsten what's her name? Caston wig? Is she free?

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Speaker 1: No? Actually, I got a question for you. If Laura

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Speaker 1: play Laura? So you'll play you? This is where I'm

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Speaker 1: going at the Dad's in it. Halle Berry Australian actor.

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Speaker 1: We can't afford halle Berry done.

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Speaker 2: Who would we get? Actually, I don't know many Australian actresses.

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Speaker 1: She would do pretty good, pretty well? Be funny.

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Speaker 2: What are the brunettes ow there out there that that actors?

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Speaker 3: Would you get some less Barbara to do it? Let's

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Speaker 2: It, Isla Fisher, Islor Fisher there we go.

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Speaker 3: Needs to be more like Robbie.

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Speaker 1: That would be April. That's the biggest Complimentaples ever got on.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, there's a heap Tony Collette away. Where I

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Speaker 1: set now? I wish we had mister Freeze.

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Speaker 3: Mister Freeze has moved on. Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: He was probably keeping things in check, mister Freeze.

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Speaker 1: He was he was willed in that Samurai.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit like Saddam Husseining, Like everyone thought he

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Speaker 3: All that's real bad guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's happened. Worry. What is essentially Iraq right now?

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Speaker 1: Anyway?

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Speaker 3: So yeah, good thing, I'm moving.

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Speaker 1: So mister Freeze would have been good to have around

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Speaker 1: lately because he would have kept everybody.

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Speaker 2: The kids are just running wild.

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Speaker 1: They are running wild. So what happened was they held

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Speaker 1: up they didn't hold up the Ida. They were robbing

451
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Speaker 1: the Ida. They're pinging stuff from the irga, taking alcohol. Yeah,

452
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Speaker 1: and the owner of the Ida just had an af

453
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Speaker 1: like withheld the bikes on get away and then it

454
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Speaker 1: turned a little bit violent where they essentially try to

455
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Speaker 1: rough the lady up and my mate, he warns a cafe.

456
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Speaker 1: There's some pretty good CC footage of it. Him and

457
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Speaker 1: the chef got involved and like started wrestling his kids,

458
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Speaker 1: and some punches were thrown and the kids got got

459
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Speaker 1: away because you know what, kids like the square me

460
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Speaker 1: got away for the police can down, and the police

461
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,359
Speaker 1: were there's what we can do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's fucking wild, isn't it.

463
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And apparently the parents of these kids don't give a

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Speaker 3: fuck eat, Like.

466
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Speaker 2: If you're robbing a store and threatening a female.

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Speaker 3: They had a by the throat, Like come on, dude,

468
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Speaker 3: that's like.

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Speaker 2: Something's got to happen. I'm not saying lock him up

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Speaker 2: in jail because I don't want to turn them.

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Speaker 1: Into we need the vigilante told you anyway, So after that.

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Speaker 3: What happened was they held up the JB.

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Speaker 1: High fight in the shopping turner around here held that

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Speaker 1: They actually held it up with what though knife some

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Speaker 1: stuff got away.

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Speaker 2: That's there's.

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Speaker 1: I was down at the shops, the same shops the

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Speaker 1: other day. There's a liquor land out the front. It's

479
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Speaker 1: just Saturday, classic day for drinking, Saturday, miss it. And

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Speaker 1: I'm down there with Oscar. I'm unlocking on the e

481
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Speaker 1: buike because we're going to drive home. And I saw

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Speaker 1: this kid literally at the front door of liquor land.

483
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Speaker 1: He walked in, grabbed two bottles of Gregor's, turned around

484
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Speaker 1: and said these are mine, bitch.

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Speaker 3: What he didn't run, just casually.

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Speaker 1: We casually walked off and his mate joined him, who

487
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Speaker 1: was eating subway, and they just walked off the confidence. Anyway,

488
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Speaker 1: I'm with Oscar. I can't do anything.

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Speaker 3: It's not my bottles of vodka.

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Speaker 1: If I wasn't with Oscar, I probably would have been

491
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Speaker 1: like because I know when they got when they got

492
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 1: jumped at IgA by the chef and stuff, one of

493
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Speaker 1: them cried, I definitely would have really killed him about that.

494
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 1: One of them cried, yeah, I can't be a felon

495
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Speaker 1: and then cry at the scene of the crime.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. Like imagine someone like

497
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Speaker 2: Robert Robin Malatt killed someone and then cried out with

498
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Speaker 2: actually he probably did.

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Speaker 1: He probably cries after see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine rubing a bank and then the cops being

501
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 2: like freezing.

502
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Then I was riding behind them on the e

503
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Speaker 1: bike and I.

504
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Speaker 2: Was like, I was like in pursuit or just going

505
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Speaker 2: in the same direction.

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Speaker 1: They were covering the footpath, and I thought, what's the

507
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,879
Speaker 1: most I can do when I've got my five year

508
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 1: old because they could have had a knife, look at anything.

509
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could be on the news, great for business.

510
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Speaker 1: And I was like riding, I was like, let's get

511
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Speaker 1: start of them, and I just kept riding off really fast. Anyway,

512
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Speaker 1: then I thought I went past the cafe and I

513
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Speaker 1: gave them an update, and Pete and I were like, fuck,

514
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 1: we're over this. This is my suburb, you know what

515
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 1: I mean, not anymore thanks to my landlord. And then

516
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Speaker 1: I sort of let the weekend go by, and then

517
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Speaker 1: yesterday I popped in for a coffee at the cross

518
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Speaker 1: the thing and Pete goes, they've struck again. They broke

519
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Speaker 1: into the bike shop that's at the bottom of the street.

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Speaker 2: Up here at the cop just gonna sit back and

521
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 2: just watch this Happenessentially, that's what's happening. Surely at some

522
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 2: point they've got to step in. I don't know, but

523
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: this is get mister Freeze out of jail and let

524
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Speaker 2: him loose on.

525
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Speaker 1: The stil he's in rehab.

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Speaker 3: It's very different.

527
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: Get him out of there enough enough he doesn't.

528
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 3: Need the relapse anyway.

529
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Speaker 1: So that's where the idea for the vigilante mums has

530
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Speaker 1: come from. And I think it's this fucking solid idea

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Speaker 1: if it's well written. And do you know who I

532
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: think can write that? Show you because I.

533
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Speaker 2: Like vigilante dads. That's why I thought this is going.

534
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Speaker 1: Look honestly, I thought yeah, But I thought the mum

535
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Speaker 1: idea makes it way funnier. Okay, because when Laura gets

536
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Speaker 1: aggressive at something, you've seen him ge aggressive.

537
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Speaker 3: It's kind of comical sometimes when you look back in

538
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Speaker 3: your lab to me, Bro.

539
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Speaker 1: But I thought it'd be funnier if it's the mums

540
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Speaker 1: and then you and I play the husbands that are

541
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Speaker 1: like kind of half trying to stop it but half entertained, or.

542
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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to write in the sex scenes and

543
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 2: be like, sorry Laura in April, it's for the art

544
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Speaker 2: of the show, Like.

545
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Speaker 1: Why are there twelve sex scenes in his empisode?

546
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Speaker 2: Is a comedy? And why is Eileen Fisher and Margot

547
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: Robbie playing your wives?

548
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Speaker 3: I think it's a great idea. Okay, very good, Marinate.

549
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've just taken up twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 2: Don't you dare apologize for giving the people twenty five

551
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Speaker 2: minutes of pure heaven.

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Speaker 1: For anyone who's listening that knows how to produce right

553
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Speaker 1: a TV show or has I would like to add

554
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Speaker 1: to that idea.

555
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 2: I feel like the majority of people listening are stuck

556
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Speaker 2: right now with a baby in their arms, or like

557
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 2: a sleep in the room.

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Speaker 1: Next streaming about becoming vigilantes.

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Speaker 2: This is for you. I did become sick ash, Yes,

560
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 2: so it did become sorry, sorry, Okay, it was a flu.

561
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Speaker 2: I don't know if flues ever happened like this for you.

562
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Speaker 3: But I don't get sick.

563
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 2: You don't get sick.

564
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Speaker 3: I don't know how you said that last year. And

565
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Speaker 3: then I got sick for like a month straight, but.

566
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Speaker 2: Every like for three nights leading up to it, it

567
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,959
Speaker 2: actually hit me and I got really sick. I'd get

568
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 2: to four or five o'clock and I was just like,

569
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 2: I'm so, it's so cold, and like my back was

570
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: getting really aching, and ah, fuck, do you know what

571
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: do you know?

572
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 3: Actually?

573
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, before you continue with a sort of snuffly nose,

574
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 1: you sound much more like your mum.

575
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Speaker 2: It's offensive. Damn it.

576
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 3: Your mom's amazing.

577
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 2: I'm becoming her. But I was. I knew it was coming.

578
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 2: I knew it was coming. It was like it was

579
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 2: imagine an orgasm, but it's horrible, and the build up

580
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: is over four days, That's what it was like. I

581
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: was like, when's it going to hit me?

582
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Speaker 1: You're being edgedo.

583
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 2: And then on the Sunday Ash Sunday, I was like,

584
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: it's got me. Yes, it's got me. And we're driving

585
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Speaker 2: back from a little weekend away for my birthday and

586
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,239
Speaker 2: normally I love to drive. Laura loves to just sit

587
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Speaker 2: in the passenger seat, and I said, you've got to

588
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Speaker 2: drive home. And I was sitting there, And no disrespect

589
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 2: to Laura, she's very caring, but I was fucking dying.

590
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 2: It was bad.

591
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 3: When the King falls, he falls.

592
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: And Laura was like like halfway home and she's like,

593
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 2: what are you doing? And I'm just there, like melting

594
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 2: in the passenger seat and I'm like, I'm just like

595
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Speaker 2: on Instagram. And she's like, can you like you're gonna

596
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 2: talk to me? And I was like, I'm fucking dying.

597
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, but if you're on Instagram you could

598
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: talk to me.

599
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: It's like that's kind of fair.

600
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Speaker 2: But now what.

601
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Speaker 1: Even just even just maybe not even maybe just be

602
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Speaker 1: there to listen, because if you're like this, you're.

603
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Speaker 2: Not I was dying. Look, scrolling is like the it

604
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 2: takes like zero energy or mental capacity to scroll. Listening

605
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: to Laura to be careful as much as I love her.

606
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: I just didn't have it in me but the us.

607
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Speaker 2: She was I don't know if you've seen the new

608
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 2: COVID tests that have come.

609
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 3: No, COVID doesn't exist anymore.

610
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: That's what I thought, But the tests, no one's testing anymore.

611
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 2: The tests have improved.

612
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 1: Just to get suck on the end of this, and

613
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you if you positive.

614
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Speaker 2: Laura was worried that I had COVID, and I was like,

615
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: it could be COVID. I feel pretty weird. So she's like,

616
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: try this new test, and the test is it doesn't

617
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 2: The test just doesn't test for COVID, it tests for

618
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 2: multiple things. But I was saying to Laura. I was like, Laura,

619
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Speaker 2: I've never experienced an illness like this. It's like it's

620
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Speaker 2: like the strain of COVID is mutated, and it's unlike

621
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: anything I've experienced before. I hope to God you don't

622
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: get this because it's awful. I can't think. I can

623
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 2: barely move, I'm bed ridden, could barely get out of

624
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Speaker 2: bed to go to the bathroom. Ash it was.

625
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Speaker 3: I would wish it upon no one what I've been through,

626
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 3: what about my landlord?

627
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: Except fuck you? And so Laura then after that day

628
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 2: she's like, you've got a test for COVID because I

629
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 2: think it could be COVID, and I was like, it's

630
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: definitely COVID. Who knows what else I've got. Anyway, we

631
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 2: do the test, which test for COVID, influenza and the flu.

632
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

633
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 2: So I do the test and we're sitting there. I've

634
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 2: got my head in my hand and I'm like, oh God,

635
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 2: where will end. The first test comes through COVID negative. Oh,

636
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 2: and I'm like that's good.

637
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 3: That's good.

638
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 2: I don't want COVID. But I'm like the flu influenza,

639
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 2: maybe I've got the double influenza comes through negative and

640
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, surely, surely the flu one line comes up.

641
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I'm okay, give another five minutes. Negative across

642
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 2: all fronts. This test is like he's being a little bitch.

643
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: It's like the worst form of gambling.

644
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: You're like, come on, give me one of them, give

645
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: me one of them.

646
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 3: Nothing, nothing.

647
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 2: Laura is there like looking at me, and I'm like,

648
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: it's give me another test again. Negative across all O

649
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 2: my god, So you're completely fine. Then I'm like, am

650
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 2: I sick? I am sick. Yeah, I am sick. I've

651
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 2: been in bed for the last three days, just just

652
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 2: general cold. Glad you asked it was Ash, just a

653
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: general cold. Apparently not according to the fucking test these days.

654
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 2: Whoever's making these tests, they're fucking faulty.

655
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: They need to add something on there.

656
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 2: It's just like sympathy, but it's also like, I'm now

657
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 2: I've only just come out to the big wide world,

658
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 2: you know, when you've been cooped up. I've literally not

659
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: left the house for three days. I'm like, it's fucking crazy. Yeah, dude,

660
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 2: I'm reacclimatizing to like the real world, and it's it's

661
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: not been It's like in those come out of Jail.

662
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: It's like in those movies where it's like a catastrophic

663
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: storm hits and everyone's got a bunker down for ages,

664
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: but doubted tomorrow, and then they're like it's free to

665
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: come out, and you're like, come out and there's like

666
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: complete carnage and you like, you come out of the

667
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: weather's beautiful, it is.

668
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 2: It's a good day to be out. It's a good

669
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: day to be out. But Ash, not to catastrophize my

670
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: situation anymore, and let this just be a warning to

671
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 2: any parents out there, because right now there is an

672
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 2: epidemic happening.

673
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm familiar.

674
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: It's an epidemic on a national scale.

675
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: And honestly, it's a dirty one.

676
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: It's fucking gastro.

677
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could get real bad.

678
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 2: It's gastro, bro, and it's gastro.

679
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: If you I'm saying it's worse than COVID.

680
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: I'd say it's worse. It's worse than the plague.

681
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: We could use a plaque so a few people. I

682
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: would like to just fucking drop it in the streets

683
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: out there.

684
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: You really have right now, ash, right now. Except for

685
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: Laura and Ellie, the other two haven't been sick. But

686
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: as I was dying my own you know, it's fighting

687
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 2: my own personal battles, Lola starts vomiting.

688
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 3: Oh fuck yeah, bro, it's so bad.

689
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like coming out both ends. Bro, Like when

690
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 2: she goes to the toilet, she's just like.

691
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: Having a kid with gastro and you're one hundred percent

692
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: healthy is bad enough.

693
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,719
Speaker 3: And I can't imagine. I think, yeah, that's right.

694
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: The other day you were like I was on the

695
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: phone and you.

696
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 3: Were like, hey, there you're going I was like yeah, good,

697
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 3: then I hate it.

698
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 2: I was like, there was Laura's told the story and

699
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 2: life on cut, So if you're coming from a life

700
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 2: on cut, apologies, I'm about to hear it. I'm going

701
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: to retell it, but but with.

702
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 3: Maybe some quick little one liners from me even better.

703
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 2: So Lola often comes into our bed and she was like, Mummy, Daddy,

704
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: I'm there, like you know, fucking and I've woken up.

705
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 2: It was pitch black. So it's in the middle of

706
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: the night, and I was like, oh the fuck does

707
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: that smell? You know when you're like the smell almost

708
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 2: creeps into your dream first and you're like, what the hell?

709
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: She has come in and she's been marinating in her

710
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: own shit. She's just shit is everywhere. It is like

711
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 2: drenched in it. It's like she's been swimming in a

712
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: pool of shit. And then she's come to us being

713
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: like help. Yeah, And so you know at two in

714
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 2: the morning, stripping her bed, then getting her washed gastro.

715
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 3: Shit's got like a bily smell to it. It's not

716
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 3: quite shit smell.

717
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like because it hasn't digested into shit, it's

718
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: just coming out of where the shit comes out. Yeah,

719
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: you're about to get your mind blown gone.

720
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: It kind of felt like I was leading up to

721
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 3: something really really, really really profound.

722
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: But it's like, I'm just gonna give my opinion on it.

723
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: It's not digested enough. This could be wrong. I'm not

724
00:31:54,920 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: a medical doctor. It's notes yet doctor. Yeah, I could

725
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: be a doctor anyway. It's not quite digested. So it's

726
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: like it's that liquidy, bierly poo smell where it's like

727
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: it's just passing through where the pooh usually goes, So

728
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: it's just getting the residual pooh from the anus. But

729
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: it's actually like it's like vomit.

730
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: You are a fucking doctor.

731
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 3: It's like vomit. It's got that weird smell.

732
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: It's I can imagine the poor thing been in bed

733
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: with it.

734
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:27,239
Speaker 3: Man.

735
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: She might have shit herself without knowing and still slept

736
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: through it.

737
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

738
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 3: I know it's in you.

739
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 2: I know you like you understand. I appreciate the sympathy

740
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 2: that you're getting me the picture for everyone. Can I

741
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: also just say, as someone yourself who has got healthy kids,

742
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 2: you don't know how good you've got it, bro, You

743
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: know what life is like when they get ill. Yeah,

744
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: and then she missed three days of daycare, and then

745
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: I was like, she's good, she's eating again, she's fine.

746
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: Poos weren't quite there, but we're like, we're going to

747
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 2: send her back in the daycare because she was at

748
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 2: home and you know, she was getting fucking bored just

749
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 2: being and I couldn't Laura was away for work. I

750
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: couldn't do much with them. Send it to daycare. And

751
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: then the rule of daycare is one diarrhea, that's okay,

752
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: too diarrhea, you're fucking out of there.

753
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 3: The double diarrhea, what about a third?

754
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 2: One third? One? So then it wasn't long lower than

755
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 2: shut herself twice. Had to go pick her up the

756
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 2: next day. Ash, It's happened. Marley's been struck down, Marley's

757
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 2: been with the fucking plague. Friend deep in it, bro.

758
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: But still testing negative to everything else.

759
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 2: I can I just say as well, Ash, I wouldn't

760
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: wish an illness onto anybody other than as a parent.

761
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: It's very tough to sit back and watch your children

762
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: be unwell, as I'm sure you can appreciate, so sad.

763
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 2: You know you want them to be out there living

764
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: their best life, life happy.

765
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 3: All kids should be out there living their best life.

766
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: Absolutely, they should put that on shirt ash. Except when

767
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 2: they are sick. It is nice to get a bit

768
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 2: of peace and quiet. Sometimes they're very cuddly, very cuddly,

769
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 2: and then also sleepy.

770
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,439
Speaker 1: It's kind of nice times makes you to sleep again.

771
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 3: Damn, you get the laptop out.

772
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 2: Marley's very cuddly at the moment, very very cuddly.

773
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 3: She's pretty coly anyway.

774
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: She's yeah, I know that's saying a lot, but this

775
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 2: morning she did have a vomit this morning. She just

776
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 2: didn't want to freak you out, but she had this

777
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 2: moment where she becomes so like emotionals. It was quite

778
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: a beautiful moment before while like, while she was vomiting,

779
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 2: she was like, she goes, I just I love this family.

780
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: So much.

781
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: The drama, the drama of it, right, and I was

782
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 2: washold it. She's been vomiting in the in the little

783
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: tupperware container. I'm holding her hair. And this is pretty

784
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 2: early in the morning. I was just me and the kids,

785
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 2: and then Lola's watching on and because she's been vomiting

786
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 2: so much, it's just you know, those last bits of violet.

787
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: And she must have a six pack.

788
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's absolutely diced right now. And then Lola's there

789
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: going I don't want to see money like this, and

790
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: then Mahali looks over and she goes Lola look away.

791
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: Lola's like, no, man, lived mid I'll come back for you,

792
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: I swear.

793
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: So it was a beautiful moment this morning, as like

794
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: before the vomit. Yeah, before during the vomit they do,

795
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 2: that's it.

796
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: They get them real emotional before that.

797
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: It's like when I told her that story about Oscar

798
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: spewing back up into the do nut king cup.

799
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was like, oh cold.

800
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah. I was like, well, I

801
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: love you.

802
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 3: Like their body is like I think, I think this

803
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 3: is it.

804
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: I better get my last advis in.

805
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: So right now, Marley is still in recovery. Lola's having

806
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 2: a fucking awful time because she's just.

807
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 3: Had an entire week of doing nothing.

808
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 2: Eating chips in front of the TV, had her dummy

809
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 2: the whole time. The rules in the household, the routine

810
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 2: is just not existing anymore. And then this morning I

811
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,720
Speaker 2: was like, who wants to get dressed for daycare?

812
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 3: And She's like, what, bitch, I'm on holiday.

813
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 2: So it was fucking hell. This morning, trying to get

814
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 2: back into the normal room.

815
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 3: Where is Marley at home?

816
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: Ma's at home with Nana.

817
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish her a very speedy recovery.

818
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 2: Dude, I wish you don't get this illness.

819
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 3: And I think you're in my house.

820
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 2: I'm in the house.

821
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: I guarantee you I won't. It's all here, my friend.

822
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 3: Remember I'm at right now.

823
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I thought.

824
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: I've turned into an impath and I'm Xenna's fuck.

825
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking xen and arrogant, yes and red.

826
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go into petty couples.

827
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 3: Okay, give the people they want.

828
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 1: Petty couple, Welcome down the street, petty couple, met couple.

829
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 3: I love you, but immit you, no one can push

830
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 3: me quite like you.

831
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 2: Anyway.

832
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: Petty parents, Matt. If Laura is gonna not take your

833
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: illness seriously, then you can use these.

834
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: Okay, she has been a little bit sympathetic. I don't

835
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 2: want to.

836
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 3: I don't want to treat Laura like you don't want

837
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 3: a petty petty can.

838
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: I actually I will say just to like we are

839
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: in petty couples. But shout out to Laura gave me

840
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: a blowjob. Last night. What yeah, yeah, get it out,

841
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, hell, which was like, I don't want to

842
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 2: get your illness, and so she's like, I'll give you,

843
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 2: don't kiss me, let me give you a blow job.

844
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, all right, but I'm like,

845
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 2: why aout this earlier? Okay, here's a question.

846
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 3: Okay, here's saving for the question segment or no.

847
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 2: Okay, here's a question. If you're a doctor listening, please

848
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: let us know if this is like something that happens

849
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 2: if I'm sick, I do have the flu, regardless what

850
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: the test says. If Laura tastes my semen, does the

851
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 2: semen hold any of the germs the germ could you

852
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 2: get as could you get someone's flu from taking their semen.

853
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: Because that means that your potential children who are in

854
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: that semen would be sick. I think we're really opening

855
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: up a can of let us know. I think, yeah,

856
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: I think that's a very valid question. I heard that

857
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: jizzy makes you recover.

858
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: That's that's something that some guys said. Never I believe that.

859
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: That's pop chat, that's pop jat.

860
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: So let's just it's like I've got number five on

861
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: the next race. Also, do you know this semen helps

862
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 1: you recover.

863
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 2: Sorry, petty couples, we apologize. We'll get back onto regular programming.

864
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: This one's from Maddie and she says she'll pick up

865
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 2: night shift when her husband's annoying her, so he has

866
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: to look after the kids while she gets from sleep.

867
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 2: Very good night shift again. Sorry, oh what a night.

868
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: I've got a whole week and night this week.

869
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: This one is from Abby. He says that her husband

870
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: likes to game a lot and gamer. He's a gamer?

871
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 2: Red flag? No, sorry, whoaze not if you're over thirty,

872
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 2: you got kids and you're gaming, something's wrong. No, it's

873
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: not my opinion. There I said it. What do you play?

874
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: Your business?

875
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 3: What do you have to.

876
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 2: She says that when he's been playing too much, she'll

877
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 2: secretly turn off the Wi Fi so it'll stop the game,

878
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: and she'll pretend like she doesn't know what happened, Like

879
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 2: it's just a little glit with the.

880
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 3: Network, or you just flick it on and off.

881
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be like I didn't touch it.

882
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 3: Weird, hear the power?

883
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 2: Very good.

884
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: It's like, look, he could be a gamer or it

885
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: could be golfer. Which one would you prefer? Mum's out

886
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: there should be happy that he's a gamer, because if

887
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 1: it was a golfer, he'd be gone for fucking six hours.

888
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 3: On a Saturday.

889
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 2: Those who are golfing and gaming, fuck.

890
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 3: They're what you call virgins.

891
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: Okay, I just want to give you a couple that

892
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm working with at the moment that I think people

893
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: can use out there, or people are using as well.

894
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 3: And they don't think that it's petty, but it is. Okay.

895
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 3: The first one is kind of mean at the same time,

896
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: they're all mean.

897
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, when April forgets a tower for the shower, and

898
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: quite often she forgets to take a towel in.

899
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 2: With her, that's annoying.

900
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she'll go I'll hear the tap turn off

901
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: and then she'll go, oh fuck a And I was like, yeah,

902
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: She's like, I need a towel. I'm like what, And

903
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: I know the and it's winter, it's getting colder in there,

904
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: and I let her just shiver for a little while

905
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 1: and let her call out a few times for the tower.

906
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 3: How many times a little while.

907
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 1: Until she goes, oh cold, And I'll be like, is

908
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: it cold? Is it?

909
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 3: And then eventually you are.

910
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 2: Before we recorded we're talking about psychopaths. We were doe,

911
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 2: get yourself tested, because that's how hard.

912
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: That would be to get tested in psycher. I'm trying

913
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: to get tested for ADHD and it is so hard.

914
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: Maybe that's maybe that's part of the test, like if

915
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: you can't complete the test and like you add, oh my.

916
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: God, you just blew my mind.

917
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: And the next one I'm working on at the moment

918
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: is very light switch related.

919
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 3: There's two I do.

920
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: One if April's in the toilet at night, I'll just

921
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,959
Speaker 1: reach my hand in and turn the light off because

922
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: she can't get up.

923
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: Fuck you're a child, because I get the don't just

924
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 2: straight up.

925
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: And the other one in when she wants to walk

926
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: from the door to the bed at night, and she'll

927
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: be like, he's turned the lamp on so I can

928
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: see because she wants to turn the main light off,

929
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: and she'll turn the main light off, and then I'll

930
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: turn the lamp off.

931
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 3: Just midwalk.

932
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: Find your way here, babe. Actually I actually just on

933
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: that really quickly. I just jog my memory. One thing

934
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: when we were living without kids or pre kids, and

935
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: you know how like sometimes you like to pretend to

936
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,919
Speaker 1: scare your partner like you come boo. Anyway, I took

937
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 1: it a little bit too fast. I was in bed

938
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 1: with the light off, and I was awake. I pretended

939
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: to be asleep. She came in, she put her phone

940
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: on charge, and then she went to the bathroom, and

941
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: I got up and I hid behind the door.

942
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 3: So when she came in, I was gone. And then

943
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 3: I just pushed the door shut. Just she cried. Anyway,

944
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: that's just a quick shot.

945
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: Store.

946
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,479
Speaker 2: There's one more here. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna

947
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 2: give it to you. If it's no good, we'll edit

948
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: it out. But this one is from Tresner.

949
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: That's the last thing for sure.

950
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: Treasanda Brown. She says she gets the ships with her

951
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: husband because he never ever brings back his takeaway containers

952
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 2: like the tap of work containers when he has his

953
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 2: lunch at work. She packs the lunch. He leaves it

954
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 2: there and that's annoying. Tup of way's expensive.

955
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ship liked.

956
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: So then she cooks really saucy dishes and puts it

957
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: in ziploc bags like soup. So recently she did curried

958
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 2: sausages with mashed potato and a ziplock bag for his lunch.

959
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

960
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 3: Get I like that. That'll get him, that'll learn him.

961
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 2: I like it good. I've got a new question, got

962
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 2: a new question.

963
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 3: Question.

964
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: So with this episode, is the tecond way longer we thought?

965
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: You know, it was still a quick episode.

966
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 2: Not when Ash is not drinking. A question for you

967
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 2: is you know we've previously talked about the things that

968
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: we can do to come across as like more sexual

969
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 2: or more appealing to our partners. Is it anything that

970
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: your wife does that really turns you on?

971
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: Here's one that got me.

972
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm glad you asked this question, one that really

973
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 3: I was.

974
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 2: I was.

975
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: I was shocked. And I went down the park the

976
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: other day with the football and the Oscars loving football moments,

977
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: were kicking the football, running around anyway, just out of

978
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: the blue, and.

979
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 2: There's ain't there's nothing sexual about being at the park

980
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: or is there.

981
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: There's a lot of phallic shapes. I kicked the football

982
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: and April took off after it, and she was like

983
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 1: a gazelle, but she was in quite a nice fitting

984
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: workout outfit. Just the stride on the woman.

985
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 3: Really got me going.

986
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, It was like I can't well

987
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm getting flustered.

988
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 2: Just went just your wife in like full stride in

989
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 2: an open paddock.

990
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that weird?

991
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 2: That's not weird at all.

992
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 3: How are you going to go with the Elempta say

993
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 3: she got.

994
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: The Olympics is coming up? Yeah, no doubt what you're

995
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 2: going to be watching. Are you more of a hundred

996
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 2: meters kind of guy or like a four hundred eight hundred.

997
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: We'll get able to run both and see how I go.

998
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 3: You know what it is for me? Yeah, And surely

999
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 3: this is like like unanimous, Yeah, unanimous decision.

1000
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,479
Speaker 2: Surely everyone gets everyone feels this way. If Laura comes

1001
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 2: out of the shower like she's just like she's like

1002
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 2: still dripping her talel on but steamy, that's like that's you.

1003
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: That's me, bro.

1004
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 2: You and me are so different. You're like April's are.

1005
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 3: Like sweating in full stripe.

1006
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Heart rate, heart rates at one hundred and fifty.

1007
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: I was just like I was probably jumping up and down.

1008
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: It was when you like really gets into the nitty

1009
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 1: gritty of it, but at full pace.

1010
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 3: Babe.

1011
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: If it was like now it's like she knew this, well,

1012
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: she's gonna find out she's going to hear this, and

1013
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: then she's just like she's just running around the house

1014
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 1: all the time.

1015
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: Up and down the stairs.

1016
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 3: Anyway. Yeah, that's good, that's good gear. Where'd you get

1017
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: that question?

1018
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 2: I was just thinking about it because I got the

1019
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 2: blow job yesterday.

1020
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: Oh you should get a steam machine, a little steamer, yeah,

1021
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: because then you could be like, I'm not really feeling it.

1022
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: But in a second, also with Laura, she normally just

1023
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 2: washes her feet at the nighttime. So I'm like, I'm like,

1024
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 2: please have a shower, and she's like, do you think

1025
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: I'm dirty? Like, and I'm like, no, I just do it.

1026
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: It's really nice.

1027
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 3: If you're going to wash your feet, do it with

1028
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 3: really hot water.

1029
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 2: And she said she has a shower at night time.

1030
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 2: It's a little treat for me.

1031
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 3: Fu we're weird. We're weird and simple.

1032
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: So we said the simple little thing, last question for

1033
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: today and then we'll let the listeners get back to

1034
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: the day.

1035
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: Now.

1036
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: Are going on holidays soon, not locked over, but we

1037
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: did the same holiday last year, and if you recall,

1038
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: went to balley with a couple of couples.

1039
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 2: This must be nice. Must be nice.

1040
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: You can talk a couple of the couple numbers have doubled.

1041
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 3: How many there's like six or seven couples. Now, fucking hell,

1042
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 3: that's a yeah, we're taking over BALI.

1043
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, all from the mother's group.

1044
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: Mother's group and a couple other couples.

1045
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 2: That that's nice. I like that. Good on you guys.

1046
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: Sorry for not inviting you.

1047
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. The seventh couple being like, what's the problem.

1048
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: The problem is, it's not a problem.

1049
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: It's a question.

1050
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: I've got that, which is the question segment of the

1051
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: show's not sure if you done?

1052
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 2: We've done very well. This makes a lot of sense.

1053
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: The question is at night time, the kids go to

1054
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: bed much earlier. Obviously you're all in like a resort

1055
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: style situation.

1056
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 3: Is it okay?

1057
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: Okay to put the kids to bed and then leave

1058
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: them in the room and go and enjoy maybe a

1059
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 1: drink or dinner like one on one with the group monitor.

1060
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 3: Of course you've got a monitor on them or whatever.

1061
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: You can still see them.

1062
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: So you're not going lea leaving okay, but you are

1063
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 2: going to go, say, to the restaurant downstairs.

1064
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: Downstairs or on the same level.

1065
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 2: Look, bro, you know him, one goes Madeline McCann.

1066
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

1067
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 1: That.

1068
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 3: Was different times too, they did not have a monent.

1069
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: I feel like back then, that was just before that case.

1070
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: I feel like everyone did it. Yeah, everyone used to.

1071
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: Leave their kids in the car while they're at the

1072
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: pub at the front. Think of all the pub babies.

1073
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: I missed the good old days playing in the car park.

1074
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 2: We're parenting in the wrong area of seat belts. Heaven. Ah,

1075
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 2: we did. In that little trip away. We had Lola

1076
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 2: sleeping in one of the end rooms of the house.

1077
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 2: There's a fire pit that was on the other side,

1078
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 2: and we would just with Laura's phone call MyPhone, but

1079
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 2: put Laura's phone in the room and then I would

1080
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: have my phone on speaker so if she woke up,

1081
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 2: we could hear it. And I think like even that

1082
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 2: made us anxious, Like I was.

1083
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: Like April was like, nah, I can't do that. I

1084
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 1: feel like, if you're in range of the monotor, we'll

1085
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: just do a hypothetical scenario. You've got a ground level

1086
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: m yeah, okay, which is a lot of in Balley

1087
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: because it's pools and all sorts of stuff. You put

1088
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: your kids asleep, you've got a monitor on them, and

1089
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 1: then the restaurant is within monitor range. So I'm here

1090
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 1: sitting with you having dinner. Here's the monitor. We're having

1091
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: our adult time before we it's like each other's digs,

1092
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 1: and then the kids are to put them in. You're

1093
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: in range of a ground level.

1094
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 2: What's the range of a baby monitor? Because I've never

1095
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 2: used one.

1096
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. It varies, It would vary from

1097
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: brand to brand. I'd say, let's say it's fifty meters.

1098
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: Let's say it's fifty meters.

1099
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fifty meters is fine.

1100
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: That's okay.

1101
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 2: Oh fuck.

1102
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 1: I would like to know what people thought, because honestly,

1103
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm not going to throw anyone

1104
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: on the bus because everyone parents differently, everyone's got a

1105
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: different opinion.

1106
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 2: We're not here to judge, we're not here to charge.

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Speaker 1: I think personally, if you're within range of the baby monitor,

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Speaker 1: it's play on. Yeah, okay, because you could be at

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Speaker 1: the backyard of my house. My kids are the other

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Speaker 1: end of the house asleep, and I'm within range of

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Speaker 1: the baby monitor, and I hear them, I see them,

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Speaker 1: they need me.

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Speaker 3: I'm there within an instant.

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Speaker 2: But also, do you know what a better option is?

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Speaker 2: Just get one of those babysitters, I know.

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Speaker 1: But then also the trusting is complete. Stranger in a

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Speaker 1: different country in the room with them.

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Speaker 2: You just don't think about it. Just lock it out,

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Speaker 2: don't think about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So I would like this is my call

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Speaker 1: out to those of who are listening to finish off

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Speaker 1: this amazing pod that we've just done.

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Speaker 3: One of my best, one of our best. I would say,

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Speaker 3: they're all our best.

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Speaker 2: This is top of the list. Just let it. Give

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Speaker 2: us your thoughts.

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Speaker 3: What's put a rule?

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Speaker 2: What's the rule of thumb?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll put it.

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Speaker 1: We'll put a video out or put it on the

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Speaker 1: Facebook group so that you can give us what you

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Speaker 1: think or if you've got any tips.

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Speaker 3: On that what to do that's probably just like don't

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Speaker 3: leave your kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got plenty of time to figure out what

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Speaker 2: is the right thing to do before October. Yes, for sure,

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Speaker 2: Ash I do want to take this opportunity to say

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Speaker 2: to anyone out there listening who hasn't yet given us

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Speaker 2: a review, we would we would love it if you

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Speaker 2: would subscribe to us. We would love that as well.

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Speaker 2: I would love it even more if you would send

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Speaker 2: this episode to anyone out there who may have a

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Speaker 2: giggle at us talking about TV show and getting blow

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Speaker 2: jobs and getting horn in the park.

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Speaker 1: Also, don't still my idea. If you do take the.

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Speaker 2: Idea as you have to get out of here because

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Speaker 2: you're going surfing. Oh yeah, it must be nice.

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Speaker 1: It must be nice to be nice, not to be

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Speaker 1: sick all at the time.

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Speaker 2: Must be nice. I've forgot what that feels like to be.

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Speaker 1: You'll come good, I'll go bad, You'll come good, and

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Speaker 1: then we'll get to use that surfboard that you've brought.

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Speaker 2: How many I've not yet used it?

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, thank you for having see next week.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestraight onland

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Speaker 1: the people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigle Land