WEBVTT - #130: Dogs Out with Starr McGowan

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try a vape?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in the car on the way home

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't have a spood, so I was like

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<v Speaker 1>an out of Dillo trying to get ants out of

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<v Speaker 1>a hole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 1>Food bean fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about the right person? Goodness?

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<v Speaker 3>May this is?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just still to buy a couple of mitches?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>It's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't forget to include my name in the opener

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<v Speaker 3>this season.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? He is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Koo. How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a bit of a spring in my step today?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can tell normally I'm the one complimenting you, saying how

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<v Speaker 1>good you look? You're doing it yourself. You don't need me.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't talking about my appearance.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you do look good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, life's going well. Yeah, well I only found in

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<v Speaker 2>your rental. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I beat you beat me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm moving very soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you. It's so tough to find a rental with

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<v Speaker 1>everything you want in the air kind of the bed,

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<v Speaker 1>to the backyard and everythin it's tough.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to do the rent fairy thing that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that was who or what is rent fairy?

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<v Speaker 2>You know how they've got like buyer's agents. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>basically that but for renters.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's what I need.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, within two weeks she got the job done.

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<v Speaker 1>So and what she just sent you the link and

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<v Speaker 1>you were like yep, oh no, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll go to inspections for you if you need them to.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't because I don't work for Oh yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>definitely recommend If people are struggling to house hunting.

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<v Speaker 1>Rent fairy go give her a call. Have you got

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<v Speaker 1>another fairy with this? Now? One picture to do another?

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<v Speaker 2>A normal third wheel price keeper Jennet, she's a way today,

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<v Speaker 2>but we've got a fill in third wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I got some star music, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>The stars. Wait is that Paris Hill?

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<v Speaker 1>Paris? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to get star in the podcast for I

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<v Speaker 2>just haven't I?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, truly you have? I you got me on a star. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you sent me stars one of the videos you did

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<v Speaker 1>your comedian. What is your brand? It's comedy, chaos.

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<v Speaker 4>Comedy, lifestyle and chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. I love that so much. It really does.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say?

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<v Speaker 2>When I first met you, I I kind of did

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<v Speaker 2>judge your book by its cover because she seems quite

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<v Speaker 2>pure and angelic, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>She I'm absolutely feral.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought, I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are.

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<v Speaker 2>My respect levels went through the roof after I found it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a bit of a gron. I thought you'd be

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<v Speaker 2>so pg and you know, play it safe. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I started following you and I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love it listening at.

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<v Speaker 1>My story.

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<v Speaker 3>Wants to like I like Bogan angry Star. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>she's she's here to stay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do like that. But also Star is a

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<v Speaker 1>porn porn star name.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah it is, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my middle name is also a niece, so start

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<v Speaker 3>a niece like the Chinese. But no, illegit is illegit

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<v Speaker 3>is Star a niece.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my and your Christian name is Star yea with

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<v Speaker 1>the double R?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, the double R.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have siblings?

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<v Speaker 4>I do give.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I've got I'm one of seven kids. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, we've all got fucked names.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, unless I'm confusing you with

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<v Speaker 2>someone else, I swear her siblings have cooked names as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Rebel has like rebel and Narchy and chaos is the

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<v Speaker 1>kids names.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, so we've got Crystal, Star, Kaya, Body, Shiloh,

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<v Speaker 3>Sarani and Indie.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually xpla do true?

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<v Speaker 1>What are your parents' names?

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<v Speaker 4>Tina and Roger? Roger and Tina?

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<v Speaker 2>They ever tell you where Star? Where the double R

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<v Speaker 2>came from?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so apparently there's a Shirley Temple movie and one

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<v Speaker 3>of the character it's Captain January. That's the name of

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<v Speaker 3>the movie, and her name is Stark. And ironically I

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<v Speaker 3>had really curly hair like Shirley Temple when I was

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<v Speaker 3>a kid as well. So I don't know, but it

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't it be awkward if my mom named me Star

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, really shy? Would She's like manifesting

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<v Speaker 3>my career for me. She's like going, babe, someone's got

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<v Speaker 3>am like, don't worry, mom, I've got this. But my

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<v Speaker 3>kind of running joke on Instagram is that I've told

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<v Speaker 3>everyone that my siblings' names are like Paprika Oregano.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I an Italian seasoning.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great and people are actually believing it, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to tell them what they.

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<v Speaker 1>Really seven secret herbs and spices, because there's seven of them.

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<v Speaker 4>The colonel is screaming right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think is eleven?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I've got secret siblings?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it twelve?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Jenna, can you go Jenna? And only Google starts,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll never know the answer. It's great to have you here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so excited to me here.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to be doing a sound of silence with

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<v Speaker 1>Star coming up, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little prank call to one of your mates. See how

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<v Speaker 2>long it takes them to hang up, to see how

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<v Speaker 2>long you can string them along in total silence. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very awkward, but I love awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm love awkward awkward.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to put on record as well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>open to being pranked by anyone. If anyone is listening

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<v Speaker 3>and they feel like pranking me because I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>I never get to be involved.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeahrank prank star.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done countless podcast over the years and I've never

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<v Speaker 2>been pranked by any of my co hosts. And I've

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<v Speaker 2>always planned to see with this one over here and said,

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<v Speaker 2>when are you going to prank me? He just never has,

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<v Speaker 2>never has this interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not into pranks. It just doesn't get me going.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't It doesn't make me laugh. I hate pranks.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like when I just hearing someone not aware

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<v Speaker 1>that they're being pranked.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking like evil ones. I do like harmless

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<v Speaker 2>little ones.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was going to prank you, I'll get a

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<v Speaker 1>bucket of pig blood and pour on your head when

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<v Speaker 1>you're walking to your apartment. I'm vicious. That's not that's

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<v Speaker 1>not funny. That's what I mean. Also, coming up and

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<v Speaker 1>is it just you from one of our listeners, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can get stars start? Is it still start?

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<v Speaker 2>MGM for mcgowwan Melbourne Cricket.

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<v Speaker 4>That's me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's named after me. I actually knew that, and someone

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<v Speaker 3>brought up on I'm like, what the fuck is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Mcgeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people say mcg but I say mcgh on.

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram that actually does have a nice thing to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Star mcg It's like Nanny McPhee.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be such a good baby sit that you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a baby sea that I'd get a footfall in. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, my thirteen year old Mitch would get so

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<v Speaker 1>in love with Jumper.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually used to babysit heaps when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 3>and one time one of the dads was so fucking

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<v Speaker 3>hot and it was like, oh my god, fantasy guys, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>like nothing ever happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he into you or were you a child?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean I was a child hopefully not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>what do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>People would know you as on Instagram or TikTok. They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh you know that chick ah because I'm the guy

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<v Speaker 2>with the long hair. That's how people if they can't

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<v Speaker 2>remember my name, oh you know that guy with the

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<v Speaker 2>long hair on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 3>I think TikTok people probably know me as the Eastern

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<v Speaker 3>suburbs basic bitch chick. I have this series where I've

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<v Speaker 3>done a bunch of them suburbs Basic Bitch Check, and

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<v Speaker 3>I just take the piss out of people who live

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<v Speaker 3>in Bondai or the Eastern Suburbs. I've got an Eastern

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<v Speaker 3>Suburbs mum character as well. He goes to pilarate drives

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<v Speaker 3>a range rover. Her son's name is Preston Summer Apple.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's not far from the truth as my

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<v Speaker 3>siblings and all of our me so, you know, she's

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<v Speaker 3>really just observing life and turning it into content.

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<v Speaker 2>Should people ever refer to you as like, oh that

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<v Speaker 2>chick that looks like Margot Robbie?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you know sometimes, did.

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<v Speaker 1>You skew a bit marks, yes, more than a bit?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Do I look like shit today?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You have in the past, Robie.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw Mitch Coombs and he's like, oh, you rocked

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<v Speaker 3>up without your costume today, And I was like, what's

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<v Speaker 3>my costume? I realized I wasn't wearing any makeup, my

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<v Speaker 3>hair wasn't done.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm ugly to be no.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, it's nice to see you all

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<v Speaker 2>stopped back. You were just like wearing a puffet jacket

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<v Speaker 2>pony tail. I was like, look at her.

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<v Speaker 4>I had no clothes on. I was completely was but.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I was like, get out again. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>keep doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a podcast, So I can understand that's like

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<v Speaker 1>me in my radio job. I wear slides when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a guest in I'm a grub. So you dress up.

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<v Speaker 1>I've dressed up for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I got the dogs out today. Slides on the dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the toes, the toes, that's the dogs.

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<v Speaker 4>Let the dogs out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Before we start, I have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that Christ on a bike, I saw your inster

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<v Speaker 1>story with your beautiful Frank Green water bottle with a

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<v Speaker 1>little cocky in it. You had a cockroach in the map.

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<v Speaker 1>This what happens.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe you ad dressed me as a cockroach girl

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<v Speaker 4>when I walked into the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually said girl, and I'm something else days.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm going to change my buyer to cockroach girl. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened is I have an emotional sport water bottle,

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<v Speaker 3>my Frank Green, my beloved. It's like my baby, and

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<v Speaker 3>I want to take a sip because you know, hydration

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<v Speaker 3>is key. Go to take a sip out a little straw.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a fucking cockroach in there and it was

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<v Speaker 3>still moving. It had like somehow wedged itself into the straw.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I'm thinking, holy fuck, have I been drinking cockroach.

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<v Speaker 4>Water for like the past god knows how long that

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<v Speaker 4>has been been.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just like chucked it into the sink and

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<v Speaker 3>soaked it, and I'm like, I haven't drunk from it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, actually still traumatized.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever actually looked inside those frank green water botles?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I just refilled them, refill them and then I

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<v Speaker 2>smear poor porl all over them. Sometimes I look inside

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<v Speaker 2>the lin and go, fuck, I need to clean this more.

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<v Speaker 2>Often it gets a bit ransom in there.

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<v Speaker 3>It gets disgusting, especially because the straw is clear so

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<v Speaker 3>you can see all like the little bits.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty Fairal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta you gotta clean that thing thoroughly otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>it will turn foul really quick.

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<v Speaker 1>And the one I bought had a fucking pipe cleaner,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to pipe clean my drink bottle.

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<v Speaker 3>But now I just it's a good idea. So who knows,

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I've been drinking cockroach water for the past week.

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<v Speaker 1>You have about you, so it's probably the new thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Cockroach girl, Margot, Robbie girl girl, whatever you want to

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<v Speaker 2>call I just go follow her on TikTok at star

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<v Speaker 2>double a double. There's a pissy off that your instant

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<v Speaker 2>handle doesn't match your teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my god, yeah, fucking kills. Yeah, I really want to.

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<v Speaker 3>I really want to change it. But some other random

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<v Speaker 3>person has the star handle. Yeah, is it important for

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<v Speaker 3>you to have that?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you reckon? I could like do a cashi and

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<v Speaker 4>just give them like, well.

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried to do that. I've spoken about this many times.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the official Mitch handle, and a gay insta

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<v Speaker 1>model from Santa Monica Beach has it, so I'm never

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<v Speaker 1>fucking getting it. But I offered two fifty, then five hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>and the current price is one grand US dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>And he won't not too bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thrillion dollars? What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>It will be fifteen sixteen hundred. Maybe maybe it really

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<v Speaker 1>worth it.

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<v Speaker 3>People have spent money on worse things. Surely is it

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<v Speaker 3>like a business expense?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, of course I could business expense. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think if you change your handle, don't you lose

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<v Speaker 1>your blue tick isn't works, so you can't change. You've

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be careful with the handle.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually don't have a blue tick, so probably going

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<v Speaker 4>to step.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, So do it now do it now before you do?

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<v Speaker 1>You not have one?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's a bit povot.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do we get start on the show?

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're fun. I got you your blue tick?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you? I did? But of course I am deserving

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<v Speaker 1>of a blue tick. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, well, is it that going to take that

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<v Speaker 2>favor away from me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking the favor, but we stay.

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<v Speaker 2>In the writing is and you're very grateful at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying if you wanted to get the cockroach

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<v Speaker 1>from Star's water bottle of blue tick, it wouldn't happen.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say that it would. I just said I

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<v Speaker 2>got you the blue tick. Remember, so I've got power.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Okay, well Mitchell sending the email? It does work.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you believe the ego I have to deal with?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe they'll change it to like the new model of Twitter.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't Elon introduce a new thing where you can pay rent?

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<v Speaker 2>You have to rent it? And Jesus Christ himself is

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<v Speaker 2>now verified on Twitter. I'm not kidding rightly.

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<v Speaker 1>So if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me? Everybody? We start to show the same

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<v Speaker 1>every week to igems two is just me as Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's star. You've brought

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<v Speaker 1>one up, I have God God. Yeah. Also we have

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<v Speaker 1>one from one of our listeners. And is it just you?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall I go first? Shall I kick this out?

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's jump in? Is it just me? Do you also

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<v Speaker 1>know the real reason Sprite has ditched the green bottle?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean Spry ditched their signature green bottle?

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<v Speaker 2>Have they?

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<v Speaker 4>What is it now?

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<v Speaker 1>It's clear?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pull it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Skinny one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pull it up one skinny one, literally, the

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<v Speaker 1>skinny one. No, no, no. So they've changed it from

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<v Speaker 1>their iconic green Sprite to clear because it was too

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<v Speaker 1>visible in pollution in the ocean. Oh fuck, because the

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<v Speaker 1>only real bottle that has a color. Every other bottle

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<v Speaker 1>is clear. But Sprite stood out so much in the

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<v Speaker 1>sea and in the carcasses of dead whales that they went, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>this is bad for our brand, so they changed to clear.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you that?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to make this point as I take a

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<v Speaker 2>sip of Schwep's lemonade. Yes, Sprite have lost the fucking plot.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a lot going on with Spright. Have alot midge.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it behind you. So that's the new one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still got the green sticker.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got Yeah, the stick is green, but the bottle

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<v Speaker 1>is clear.

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<v Speaker 2>But they've now changed Sprite to Lemon lime flavored Sprite,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's just the normal Sprite we've always known. And

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<v Speaker 2>then they've changed the name of Lyft to Sprite Lemon Flavored,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, that's confusing because I thought Sprite was lemonade.

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<v Speaker 1>Sprite's gone, Lift is gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, they've now changed it to Sprite lemonae flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>They're trying to be coke where they have the range,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how cocas, vanilla, yeah, diet, no sugar. They're

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<v Speaker 2>now trying to make a Sprite rain. So they've got

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<v Speaker 2>Sprite Lemon Lime, which is just normal fucking Sprite, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they've got Sprite lemon which is what Lift used

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<v Speaker 2>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, what the fuck is sprite plast? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>a subscription service?

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<v Speaker 3>Have to subscribed to stream now only on sprite plast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for twelve ninety nine, you too can enjoy the.

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<v Speaker 2>I would never agree to be a Sprite plus exclusive podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm off them at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I thought Lyft was still a thing and that

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<v Speaker 4>was just like Sprite's version of lip.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they've bought it. They've brought lyft and just made

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<v Speaker 2>it their own, and like it looks shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say star. We were talking about this before

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<v Speaker 1>we recorded. But McDonald's have removed full strength sugar sprite.

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<v Speaker 4>They only have skinny sprite available now.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is a sugar and it just doesn't hit the

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<v Speaker 3>same When you're like super fucking hungover on a Sunday,

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<v Speaker 3>you need your Maki's Sprite because.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the right hey that gave me the hangover hack.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have a McDonald's sprite, it'll bring you back

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<v Speaker 2>to life. I only had two weeks to use that

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<v Speaker 2>hack and then they ditched it. And they only have

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<v Speaker 2>Sprite no Sugar at Mackets, which makes no sense because

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<v Speaker 2>they have the range of coke. They've got coke coke

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<v Speaker 2>no sugar. Why does that have to be one or

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<v Speaker 2>the other. And I actually m seed Mackets function recently

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<v Speaker 2>and one of their top dogs for saying yeah, we've

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<v Speaker 2>recently launched sprite zero sugar and there's a really good uptake,

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<v Speaker 2>really good feedback and I'm sitting there bart in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you have fucking ruined my hangovers.

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<v Speaker 1>Corporate bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>I know if you drink it out of the bottle

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<v Speaker 3>when you hungover, it doesn't hit the same because a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of the time it's like flat as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>What it is about maccas as well. I even one

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<v Speaker 2>time got a hungry jack, Sprite still didn't hit the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Did not. They must be doing something because they use

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<v Speaker 1>the concentrates, right, they use like the sugary concentrate. Then

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<v Speaker 1>they add because if you watch them pour it in

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<v Speaker 1>the machine, it's like white black white black white black,

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<v Speaker 1>like you see the breakup of the syrup and the

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<v Speaker 1>carbonated water. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just start a hashtag like sprite is over party

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<v Speaker 2>or bite me sprite, brite me.

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<v Speaker 1>We can work rhymes and ship fight me sprite Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>spikee me like spie.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be spriteful, don't be a sprite.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be spriteful. Macis because it's got to address makers.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's gotta be. That's gotta be our campaign. Sprite

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<v Speaker 2>stop sucking around.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not loving it. What about that hashtag? I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>not I'm just not fucking doing it. Once again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking a sip from my swept fan apology then

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<v Speaker 2>advanced Vibert seventeen eighty three.

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<v Speaker 1>They were fucking making this concoction before Australia was even

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<v Speaker 1>fucking settled. Imagine having a sprite back in those days.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be like, you know, they say, what would

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<v Speaker 1>you give a pilgrim if you saw this? Would kill

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<v Speaker 1>a pilgrim? Not seventeen eighty three was a while ago.

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<v Speaker 2>But they look schweps natural lemon flavor, naturally, not lemon lime,

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<v Speaker 2>which is what brit acclaiming their lemonade is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a lie to be like zero point five

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<v Speaker 3>percent lime. Bullshit, there's no lime, so you can use

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<v Speaker 3>the green.

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<v Speaker 2>And now not use the green. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Look this Jacob Schweb brought liquent to like this is

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<v Speaker 1>true in seventeen eighty three. This is on their bottle

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<v Speaker 1>read in seventeen eighty three with the creation of bubbles.

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<v Speaker 1>So this cunt thinks he created the bubble cocky piece

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<v Speaker 1>of shit bottling the magic of schweps of vessels.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that the word schwepes is a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>an odd one.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially with my lists.

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<v Speaker 1>But imagine waking up telling your wife in seventeen eighty

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<v Speaker 1>three that you invented the bubble.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a fart in the bathroom. I reckon, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>onto something.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, maybe I had a bit of lemon, babe.

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 4>Any kids called sweps for me? A little funck with

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<v Speaker 4>hand off the light switch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure, there has to be.

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<v Speaker 2>PEPSI get inside now, Sprite no sugar ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be Sprite middle name, no sugar.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, with like a hyphen as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter and my son kissed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. Yeah, all right, well that's my agent. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I just fucking Sprite. I'm done, Sprite. It's cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>They're being spriteful.

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<v Speaker 1>Spriteys over partying.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not loving it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Mit, you're ready for your agent?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Hit me?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>He finally figured out the key to self care. Looking

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<v Speaker 2>at each side, you reckon, you're going to get a

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<v Speaker 2>kick out of this. Finally, once again, I saw her

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<v Speaker 2>tiktook the other day and it just resonated. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it's so true. I'm gonna play you

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<v Speaker 2>what she said. Okay, yeah, okay, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Think I finally figured out the secret of self care,

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<v Speaker 6>and the secret is do it for the aesthetic. I

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<v Speaker 6>am so fucking serious.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why vision boards work.

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<v Speaker 6>It's because Pinterest did it first. Motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 4>If you weren't thinking to.

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<v Speaker 6>Yourself ten times a day, this is aesthetic as fuck

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<v Speaker 6>what I'm doing, then you're doing it raw. I woke

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<v Speaker 6>up this morning feeling like the greasy potato chip crumbs

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<v Speaker 6>at the bottom of the bag.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know what I did?

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<v Speaker 6>I did some stretches and some affirmation. I filed my

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<v Speaker 6>nails while I was waiting for my Aztec clay mud

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<v Speaker 6>mask to dry, took a cold shower like a psychopath,

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<v Speaker 6>did my makeup, changed my outfit like six times, just

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<v Speaker 6>to sip my ass here.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink some fancy tea out of my fancy tea.

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<v Speaker 6>Cup, and draw this picture of a rabbit with a

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<v Speaker 6>unicorn horn, all the while listening to the Smiths. And

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<v Speaker 6>you know what I thought to myself, I'm the main

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<v Speaker 6>character in a John Green.

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<v Speaker 1>Book right now.

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<v Speaker 6>So you want to be happy, or at least convince

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<v Speaker 6>yourself for a short amount of time that you are

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<v Speaker 6>manifest your most recent Pinterest board and be just a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit delusional.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, that's bang on. Yeah, self care

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<v Speaker 2>is just doing it for the aesthetic. Oh tell someone's

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<v Speaker 2>watching you when they're not, and you trick yourself into

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<v Speaker 2>being cheered up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, I only wear those under eye gel things

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<v Speaker 1>because they look cool. I don't know what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>they do.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't find those things effective. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>said that last week. I think they look cool.

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<v Speaker 1>They look cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they have sensitive skin, so they kind of make

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<v Speaker 4>my face burn a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 4>They look good, they look fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you on that. It really is about looking

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<v Speaker 1>as pretending as if you're being filmed by the reality

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<v Speaker 1>crew your entire lot, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You bet your ass this new place I'm moving into,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make it so aesthetically pleasing so I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like joyous all the time. I can't play them not

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<v Speaker 2>so much. I live with the grot, so it's not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>But I see you posting shit star on Instagram, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm off to the beach before my work out on

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<v Speaker 2>the beach, and I'm like, I mean, I can't falter

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<v Speaker 2>even though it sounds horrible. She does it for the aesthetic,

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<v Speaker 2>and I bet she.

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<v Speaker 3>Feels good after I don't work out on the beach.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been going to the beach in the mornings. But

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<v Speaker 3>I can totally relate to that video because like I

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<v Speaker 3>get to get myself see Instagram pick when I'm there

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<v Speaker 3>of the sunrise, and I'm like, I'm so much better

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<v Speaker 3>than ever.

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<v Speaker 1>What lie do you go to the beach?

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<v Speaker 3>If I go sunrise would be like five thirty, but

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<v Speaker 3>today I went there at like six forty five seven And.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you you?

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<v Speaker 6>Just walk?

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<v Speaker 1>Just walk?

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<v Speaker 4>I just listen to podcasts.

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<v Speaker 3>Walk, It's actually beautiful. Grab a coffee and then I'll

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<v Speaker 3>go to the gym, Like I mean, I'm very lucky.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have to rush to get anywhere at nine.

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<v Speaker 2>A yeah, so what do you do? What time do

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<v Speaker 2>you go to bed?

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<v Speaker 4>In an ideal world, like nine p thirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is so early.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to get back to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on air at night.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like my best self, my like best hot girl

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<v Speaker 3>version of myself would be bed at nine, wake up

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<v Speaker 3>at five.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. It's like you're off to a dawn

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<v Speaker 2>seven something.

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<v Speaker 4>Mummy says, lights on, hold.

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<v Speaker 1>On, is that new. Is that like a new thing

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<v Speaker 1>you've been like for a wellness kick.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I just like I've always been a morning person,

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<v Speaker 3>and I feel like if I ever want to come

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<v Speaker 3>back to like myself in terms of self care and

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<v Speaker 3>everything like that, that is like what I do. Just

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<v Speaker 3>get back into those habits that make me really happy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't just do it for the aesthetic. It genuinely

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<v Speaker 3>makes me really happy, Like having the sun on my face.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all those little moments that you've already achieved in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning and you set up for good day after that.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually want to start doing more of a routine

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<v Speaker 2>like that once I move, because I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 2>living near this park on a hill that overlooks the

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<v Speaker 2>city and I'm like, oh my god, getting up early

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<v Speaker 2>and going for a walk there, that'll really set me

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<v Speaker 2>on the right track for the day around.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, my local walk is gorgeous and it just

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<v Speaker 1>makes me so happy when I can get to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>When I lived in like the CBD Sitney, I used

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<v Speaker 2>to get up every morning at six am and go

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<v Speaker 2>for a run around Darling Harbor and I loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it sounds like actual hell. Trying to pull that off.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I could ever do that, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>like doing it for the aesthetic, and then all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden I was really fucking cute and loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, if only I could see myself as

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<v Speaker 1>a passer by when I'm walking because I've got my

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<v Speaker 1>music on, I'm kiss slaying the world. I'm walking on

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<v Speaker 1>be I look hot. But if I could just for

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<v Speaker 1>one moment remove myself from my skeleton and watch, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be this gangly monster damn igorgan, stomping around fucking

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<v Speaker 1>black wattle Bay, sweating and I breathed so loudly. People

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<v Speaker 1>look at me when I'm like, oh, they must know

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<v Speaker 1>who I am. No, it's because they sound like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>having an asthma attack. Truly, Everyone like glances me, they

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<v Speaker 1>love me, But no, I'm just dying.

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<v Speaker 4>When I'm walking along the beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I pretend I'm like doing a catwalk, or actually

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<v Speaker 3>just pretend I'm a character in a movie and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>everyone's here me because I'm so fucking hot and mysterious

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<v Speaker 3>right now. But in reality, yeah, I'm probably just like

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<v Speaker 3>walking like an absolute fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>No one can walk on sand I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>you walk on the path now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, not on the sand, thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not aesthetic. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot deal with sand in my socks like that.

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<v Speaker 3>The feeling of that just gives me the geek is

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<v Speaker 3>just not really my vibe, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have to walk on the hard sand that's

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<v Speaker 1>been touched by the water. There's such a final line.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like thirty centimeters of like yes, like the really

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<v Speaker 1>hard stuff, but then the water can get your shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>But then if it's too dry, it's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like half sinking into the sand every second step,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. I was at the beach in Rose Bay

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<v Speaker 3>the other week and there was a fucking sinkhole on

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<v Speaker 3>the beach.

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<v Speaker 4>I was walking with friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they were like a myth.

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<v Speaker 4>No, okay, yeah, so did I. But this was so terrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>So that morning we'd had a conversation about how we

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<v Speaker 3>hate the feeling of having wet socks. Don't ever put

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<v Speaker 3>that out into the universe, because the universe is fucking listening.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're walking on this beach and I'm like, come on, babe,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go back to the car. And I turn around

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<v Speaker 3>and she's fallen into a sinkhole and her right leg,

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<v Speaker 3>the sand is literally up to her thigh, and she's

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<v Speaker 3>kind of stuck in the sand, half hanging out, being like,

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<v Speaker 3>help me, help me. I naturally just start pissing myself

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<v Speaker 3>laughing because it was film I did. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>fell into a sinkhole as well, so then we're both

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<v Speaker 3>stuck in these sinkholes and I literally almost wet. I

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<v Speaker 3>think I did wet myself a little bit because I

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<v Speaker 3>was laughing at it, and I found it to panic

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<v Speaker 3>because you know when all the movies if you fall

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<v Speaker 3>in quicksand you know, don't move, don't move because it

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<v Speaker 3>will suck you in. And then I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get that's not real, be sucked down to like

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<v Speaker 3>the depths of the earth right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyways, we made it out, but sinkholes are real.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that would have been all over like

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<v Speaker 2>that would have been front page news in Rose Bay,

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<v Speaker 2>and you just imagine that would have been the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>thing to happen all year.

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<v Speaker 1>It was aesthetic. Yes, that's the main character.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't happen to a b pot character.

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<v Speaker 2>That happens to the star of the true and because

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<v Speaker 2>you have the main character in that moment, everyone's like,

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<v Speaker 2>will she make it? She's our favorite?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>You got something on your mind? Hit up at a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's time for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is where we throw it over to you listening.

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<v Speaker 1>We give you a chance to have an is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me of your own? Something you've noticed you hate

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<v Speaker 1>to appreciate? Of course? We joined by the Lovely Star,

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Star by I get music for every occasion.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like there are a lot of options for

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<v Speaker 4>my name as well in terms of music.

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<v Speaker 1>What else could I have done?

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<v Speaker 2>One thousand Stars by Natalie Bassingthway?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that is?

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<v Speaker 4>Shooting Stars by bag Raider?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't I think of any songs at star and It?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>What's that Pitbull one? Party like a rock Star? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>porn star vibes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Oh this is Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want a twinkle Twinkle little mew. No one

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<v Speaker 1>gets that. Your parents probably would know their that's our girl.

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<v Speaker 2>You're obviously in price keeper Jenets seat today. Whenever someone

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:20.959
<v Speaker 2>comes on for an neither just you. If they hear

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<v Speaker 2>themselves on the show, they get a prize from her.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we need to make a prize keeper, Star,

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<v Speaker 2>do we? No, not for to Jenny can still look

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<v Speaker 2>after that.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've got a half empty can of Schwepes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's quite nice. Do you have any merch you can

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<v Speaker 1>give out? Donate them? Star?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a cockroach?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh his drink bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>She's currently ingesting it. But you'll get in about a day.

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<v Speaker 2>So whoever we hear from today, make sure you hit

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<v Speaker 2>a price keep Jenna? Who we got Alex?

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<v Speaker 3>This is?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just you? Hey?

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<v Speaker 5>Guys love the show? So is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Or does coffee just help make your ship?

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<v Speaker 5>Like I can literally go days without like have a

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<v Speaker 5>bower movement, and then you just have one super coffee

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<v Speaker 5>and you've run into the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I was driving on my way home and was thinking like, wow,

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<v Speaker 5>if I didn't have coffee, like, who knows how my

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<v Speaker 5>stomach would be, I'd be fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving home, I thought, you know who needed

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<v Speaker 1>to hear this?

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<v Speaker 2>The mitches, And I appreciate that they thought of us

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, ale that's how you all.

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<v Speaker 1>Should be listen. No, I agree, like I am very

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<v Speaker 1>regular with my bower movements and it is always after

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<v Speaker 1>my morning coffee at eleven am.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, I've not ever gone a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of days, have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, I'm super regular as well, Alex. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like you might want to get that checked out.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like a concern.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a metamersal mate, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Definitely the morning coffee does get the floodgates open.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't actually like that though. Alex was talking about

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<v Speaker 2>it as if it's such a helpful thing that coffee does.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it when I when I have a coffee

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, it might give me the runs in

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<v Speaker 2>a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on a green juice thing, actually playing sery juice

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<v Speaker 1>a liter of plain celery juice every morning. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a little detox. It's a thing you have in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning and you don't need anything for half an hour after,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's meant to cleanse your liver out. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad did nothing but my daily drink. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but my cholesterol is mildly high, so my dad did

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<v Speaker 1>it and his cholesterol went back to zero. It's some

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<v Speaker 1>hubido shit, but it worked for him. So I'm drinking

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:21.400
<v Speaker 1>a liter of celery juice every morning.

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:23.879
<v Speaker 2>As a meal replacement, Like that's breakfast, no no, no,

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I eat like okay if I'm hungry, but most of

0:26:26.760 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 2>the time I'm not.

0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, that shit goes straight through me and I I, shit,

0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 1>you're not and it just comes straight out as celery juice.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that.

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't like that at all, not even how do

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 1>you don't even feel anything? But it's a little bit

0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:45.240
<v Speaker 1>it is, yeah, yeah, most definitely that thing would be

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:48.640
<v Speaker 1>bright gray awful. Sometimes my juice is not the best.

0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:51.359
<v Speaker 1>It's like from aldi, so it sometimes there's little stalks

0:26:51.440 --> 0:26:53.040
<v Speaker 1>left in it and it's floating in the drink like

0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:54.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to choose, so I drink it so

0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:56.080
<v Speaker 1>that they just come straight out of storks.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a bit of fiber there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, guys, they passed all the way through with stalks.

0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:04.879
<v Speaker 2>That is that's alarming problem.

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm not digesting, probably, but I don't think.

0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 2>You're meant to. It sounds like it's meant to cleanse

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.159
<v Speaker 2>you out. That sounds like it's intended to just go

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:12.239
<v Speaker 2>in one hole and out the other.

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 1>It feels great and it takes like twenty minutes. I

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:17.080
<v Speaker 1>can feel it moving. It's really good. I recommend the celary.

0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:18.199
<v Speaker 4>So you have to make sure that you're at home

0:27:18.240 --> 0:27:18.720
<v Speaker 4>after having this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but what about if you're at a cafe or

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:23.080
<v Speaker 2>something having a brunch and you have a coffee and

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 2>you're just sort of sitting there and you feel the

0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 2>sweat's coming on and you think, oh god, this is

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 2>going to be like a coffee shit. Yeah, it's not

0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:31.200
<v Speaker 2>going to be. It's not going to be a healthy stool.

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:33.840
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna run, it's gonna yeah, truly.

0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:35.639
<v Speaker 3>You know, we always you want to aim for like

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:37.879
<v Speaker 3>a number four on the Bristol stool chart, but if

0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:39.920
<v Speaker 3>you're having a coffee, you're hitting about a one.

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I actually get weirdly smug about the quality of my sheets.

0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 2>If I eat really well, which I have today, I

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:47.439
<v Speaker 2>actually can't wait to go home and shit, it's going

0:27:47.520 --> 0:27:49.240
<v Speaker 2>to be amazing. I'm gonna be I'm so proud of

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:51.240
<v Speaker 2>that one. That is a well for you guys.

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever do like two a day sometimes?

0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:56.439
<v Speaker 3>Now I've just come back from a troop. I went

0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 3>to Fiji, and on the last day that I was there,

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:01.880
<v Speaker 3>I got food poisoning. You just brought up the sweats.

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 3>I was calling it Fiji farts. Don't trust the farts.

0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:07.680
<v Speaker 3>So I was in the line coming through the airport

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 3>to fly back to Sydney and I felt the sweats.

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Comely and I just knew.

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:15.439
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh shit, oh yeah, oh shit, it's

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 3>about to come out of me like lava. My vision

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:20.640
<v Speaker 3>started to go blurring, my hands were tingling.

0:28:21.000 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 4>I made it through.

0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I like, why that fuck?

0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:25.200
<v Speaker 4>I have to get food poisoning on the last day

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:26.439
<v Speaker 4>of a trip and I had to sit on a.

0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Fly the flight would be absolutely harrowing. And I think

0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:31.800
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of implied on an airplane that yes, there's

0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 2>a bathroom there, but don't gladdy you you freak. It's

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 2>weird everyone looking at you like what are you doing?

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I agree, And also on all flights back from Ballei

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:41.000
<v Speaker 1>or Fiji, they should have three toilets in them. They

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 1>should build planes on purpose, build them for the fact

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:46.200
<v Speaker 1>that everyone has barley.

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh that would be the worst if you had like

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 3>proper like Luckily, when I got on the plane, I

0:28:49.960 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 3>was feeling a bit better. But if you were in

0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 3>the thick of it like that would be fucked. Oh god,

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 3>just get a seatbelt on the toilet. Sit there, the

0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 3>whole turbulence they had that.

0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 2>The seat belt like on. You're like, well, I'm on

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:01.480
<v Speaker 2>this throw.

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 5>You know.

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, thanks Alex for taking us down this round talking

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 2>about ship and we've broken off about ship.

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 1>If you want to get in touch on this, this

0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 1>a message a couple of mitches in the DM prise

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:13.400
<v Speaker 1>yourself in prize.

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Now, Sorry you haven't. Is it just me of your

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 2>own as I do?

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:21.920
<v Speaker 4>And I'm sorry it's also about ship theme today? Do

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 4>I have a little sound?

0:29:23.800 --> 0:29:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Bradley will count you the orchestras down? Okay?

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Cool?

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Like care?

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:36.000
<v Speaker 4>The period poos get worse as you get older.

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh yeah they do, don't they preach it.

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 4>There's a couple of menstruating mitches in the room.

0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm on the blob at the moment.

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, looks rags.

0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 2>God that is so white tracks.

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:57.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I don't know if any Sorry, please explain plain

0:29:57.480 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 4>to you period poos before. But I feel like when

0:29:59.840 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 4>you younger, you're just like, oh yeah, first period whatever.

0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm twenty eight now, and it just gives you, yeah,

0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:10.960
<v Speaker 3>all those aesthetic habits, Yeah, clearly, and SPF every day

0:30:11.200 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 3>come on.

0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:12.480 --> 0:30:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Right, So you get your period and that is shit

0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 3>in and of itself, and then it does something to

0:30:18.400 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 3>your bowels as well, and you're pretty much weaning.

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 4>Out of your bum the whole time you have your period.

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 1>So it's liquid, it's liquid.

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:26.960
<v Speaker 3>It's liquid, and sometimes you get these stabbing pains in

0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 3>your bumhole as well. It doesn't mean like stabbing pain

0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:32.080
<v Speaker 3>or I need to pooh, like, you just randomly get

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:34.320
<v Speaker 3>these pains and you're like ah, and then it passes

0:30:34.320 --> 0:30:35.200
<v Speaker 3>and it's gone, and.

0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Only for the time that you've got the rags.

0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:37.760 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's shit, a lot of.

0:30:39.720 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 1>It, quite literally.

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Is there a male equivalent of that?

0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 4>Do you guys ever get near stabs in the bum or.

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Like you do, know what show you're on? You know,

0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:53.720
<v Speaker 1>after you like you've come and we have youurethroughs. I mean,

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you have yourrethroughs as well, but ours is

0:30:55.520 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 1>just like on the outer like the first Wii, after

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 1>you finish, it feels different because it's kind of clear

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:03.000
<v Speaker 1>and the pipes out.

0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:04.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's got to push. It's got to push the

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 4>pummies out.

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the sentiment, the lines like the celery juice.

0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:13.280
<v Speaker 1>It's very similar and I got chunky cam at the moment.

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 1>It's the salary, it's the celery. But there's something about

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 1>it kind of feels good. It's kind of like scratching

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:20.200
<v Speaker 1>an itch, like you kind of feel like it feels good.

0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 2>I like it. It does feel wrong if you don't

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:24.960
<v Speaker 2>piss afterwards you get ut. I's right, yeah, yeah, you

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 2>got to piss after Does the same apply for men?

0:31:27.640 --> 0:31:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Think so? Maybe not?

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I know think that's the thing with women. Right, you

0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 2>meant to piss after you get.

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Ridar you're a doctor, answer doctor Starr McGee here, definitely

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 3>pierce after a route. Yes, sometimes it's hard because if

0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 3>you don't need a pee, you've got to like push out.

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a partner?

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:43.840
<v Speaker 4>I do.

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 4>His name's Matt.

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 3>Matt.

0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm Matt, shout out Matt, So do you is it?

0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:48.800
<v Speaker 1>I guess it would be awkward, like even on a

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:50.280
<v Speaker 1>first date or I'm sure you're the helling have you've

0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>been together four and a half years, plenty of time?

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 1>So do you always we after you?

0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Does he know? To be like she's off to do it, you.

0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:58.040
<v Speaker 4>Know, yeah, yeah, yeah, he does. Yes.

0:31:58.160 --> 0:32:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's any urgency then there.

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 4>I would say, I do it quite urgently because I

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 4>don't want to.

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to play with fire, just in cases,

0:32:06.200 --> 0:32:09.200
<v Speaker 3>because getting a uti is fucked, you will be playing with.

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:11.880
<v Speaker 1>It hurts a lot.

0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 4>It's the worst. So straight to the toilet, do a

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 4>little wi, and.

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Then come back and cuddle, you know whatever. Even get

0:32:18.360 --> 0:32:20.200
<v Speaker 1>a bedpan, you can just do it on the side

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:20.960
<v Speaker 1>and stay in there.

0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 2>How long does it take going back to the period shits? Yes,

0:32:25.000 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 2>how long does that last? Like the whole week?

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 3>For me, it's like, yeah, the first couple of days

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 3>and then it will kind of settle. But sometimes like

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 3>that's how I know that it's coming, because I'll be like, oh,

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 3>there's some rumbling down there, and then we'll be like woh,

0:32:36.480 --> 0:32:38.760
<v Speaker 3>the floodgates have opened, and then the other floodgates open

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 3>and it's all happening.

0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I truthfully did think you meant period shits is

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 1>in downtown Abbey shits, Like I thought you were referencing,

0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:49.240
<v Speaker 1>like how would is it just me? Or do you

0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 1>think how did they ship in the day.

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 2>That's a good point though. Imagine having to take off

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 2>all those layers of clothing.

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the corset and the girdles.

0:32:58.240 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 3>You're wearing a jumpsuit today, and that's and that's annoying.

0:33:01.080 --> 0:33:03.360
<v Speaker 3>You know, it's like jumpsuit with long pants too, So

0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 3>you got a fucking unzipper and there if you don't worry,

0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:07.880
<v Speaker 3>bryce in there with your tits out on the toilet,

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:09.960
<v Speaker 3>just like hope no one can see me through the crowd.

0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 2>I know when I was I was at a music

0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 2>festival recently and I wore a romper and I went

0:33:13.680 --> 0:33:15.640
<v Speaker 2>to the bathroom and I was like, oh god, I've

0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:17.640
<v Speaker 2>never had to do this before. Imagine me sitting there

0:33:17.680 --> 0:33:19.960
<v Speaker 2>with like around my ankles, no shirt on, just sitting

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:21.480
<v Speaker 2>there like this is not aesthetic.

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 1>This is not aesthetic. And you can hear the bass

0:33:23.840 --> 0:33:25.760
<v Speaker 1>in the background, like through the cubicle walls.

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.920
<v Speaker 4>Festival toilets are so rough. They just gotta lose disgust

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:31.800
<v Speaker 4>at the end of the day when you go in there.

0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Or I basically just went for a matinee half there

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 2>for a few hours. Saw the Vernica's all five bucks.

0:33:36.920 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not going to be staying there all

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 2>night when it gets a bit ruddy.

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 1>You're know what happened to me the other day here

0:33:40.880 --> 0:33:43.800
<v Speaker 1>at work at the radio station. I work late, so

0:33:44.040 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>no one's ever here. So I had to do a

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:47.880
<v Speaker 1>number two, my second poo of the day hit me

0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 1>no salary. This is purely you know, waste. And I

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:52.360
<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom and I go to the middle

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 1>cubicle and I go in and I have the full

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:56.760
<v Speaker 1>bow movement and then I go to get toilet paper

0:33:56.880 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 1>and it's empty, oh dear, and I'm like fuck, So

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I had to think about what I'm gonna do or

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 1>do I stand up? But then it will like, you know,

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 1>like when you get a mental health test and they

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:08.200
<v Speaker 1>like put ink on a paper and fold it in

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.240
<v Speaker 1>half and then open it again. It's like, what shape

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 1>is this? That's what I would have looked like. So

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm like fuck. So I can'd of pull my pants

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:16.880
<v Speaker 1>under my knees and do like a pigeon squad what

0:34:18.080 --> 0:34:20.959
<v Speaker 1>like a crab, And I waddle out of the middle

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:23.359
<v Speaker 1>one because I'm fucking hurrying in case anyone turns out,

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:24.880
<v Speaker 1>and then go to the first one and then have

0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 1>to finish and it was fine, but uh god, it

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:30.840
<v Speaker 1>was mortifying that that like thirteen second dash from the

0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:32.760
<v Speaker 1>middle to the far right cubicle was Hell.

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 3>That's kind of like the wattle that guys do, like

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 3>after sex, if they got to get you a towel

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:36.479
<v Speaker 3>or something.

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:38.239
<v Speaker 4>It's like the little like side to side.

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:42.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I've never yeah, very true, I've never

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:44.440
<v Speaker 2>actually discussed that with anyone, but yeah, you're right.

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:46.960
<v Speaker 1>So all like, if you're having fun on your own

0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:49.440
<v Speaker 1>and then you finish on yourself, then you have to

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:51.400
<v Speaker 1>like get up and kind of like like kind of

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:52.760
<v Speaker 1>it's stuck in your roles.

0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:54.760
<v Speaker 2>No, I prefer not to do that. Yeah, that's okay.

0:34:54.880 --> 0:34:57.000
<v Speaker 4>Why people have like in a movie, they have socks.

0:34:56.719 --> 0:34:58.680
<v Speaker 2>That they like, I think, so I've never done that,

0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:00.600
<v Speaker 2>but that does sound horrible.

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:01.640
<v Speaker 4>Just get some tissues.

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:04.879
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do it a thing. Oh I've just got

0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:06.959
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I don't have enough. My blood pressure doesn't

0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 1>pump hard enough to keep me erect while standing up.

0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 1>It's actually a recent problem. I used to do it

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 1>all the time. I'm not joking. My heart needs to

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.359
<v Speaker 1>focus on keeping my brain alive, so I can't get

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:19.400
<v Speaker 1>hard in the shouts so much service area for.

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 2>His blood to cover. It's going to take shifts, like

0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:23.160
<v Speaker 2>all right, we'll give the fingers a run today.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking. The toes need it, mate, you come

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 1>in the bed.

0:35:26.400 --> 0:35:28.160
<v Speaker 4>The dogs need it truly.

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, Thank you Star creating jem.

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me.

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Listening on Spotify? I don't forget to leave a five star?

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Do while you're here, Star, we want to ask

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 2>you the same question we ask all of our guests,

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 2>which is we like to get them to contribute to

0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:51.560
<v Speaker 2>our list of things better than drugs and dick. I

0:35:51.640 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 2>feel like you've had quite a filthy show today about

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 2>shit and come and et cetera. So why not just

0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:59.840
<v Speaker 2>make it a little bit dirty great fluids Because we

0:35:59.880 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 2>have this running list, right, we want to remind our

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 2>younger listeners that there's more to life than partying and boys,

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:07.800
<v Speaker 2>because you do get in that headspace when you're in

0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 2>what late teens, early twenties, you think that's the be

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 2>all and end all. So it just like a little

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:14.040
<v Speaker 2>thing in life you appreciate. What are some examples we've

0:36:14.080 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 2>had all that?

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 1>We say, Jess Malboy said, A nice walk on the

0:36:17.280 --> 0:36:18.000
<v Speaker 1>grass did she.

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Barefoot in the Angel and BITI said that her waterbed

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 2>better than drugs and Dick, she has a waterbeds be nice?

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:29.799
<v Speaker 1>I know right that Network TV cash Keena Lonsdale said,

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 1>staring into the sun, didn't.

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:33.200
<v Speaker 2>He I can't even remember what he said. He was

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:34.280
<v Speaker 2>on he was on shrooms?

0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, really immaculate degeneration. What do you have, Styne,

0:36:40.360 --> 0:36:40.799
<v Speaker 1>what do oping?

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:41.000
<v Speaker 5>Monk?

0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Said Jimmy Brings And I'm like, so true man.

0:36:44.200 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Amen.

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, so we've yeah, we've had a bit of

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 3>a feral episode, so mine is a little bit wholesome.

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 4>And we're coming up to the silly season.

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:53.760
<v Speaker 3>We've got Christmas coming up. When you are cutting wrapping

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:57.160
<v Speaker 3>paper and the scissors glie, oh that's fair.

0:36:59.120 --> 0:37:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm putting on the list, not even going to

0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:02.000
<v Speaker 2>question it.

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:04.359
<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic. That might be one of the best we've

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:04.680
<v Speaker 1>ever had.

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 4>It makes you a bit horny, doesn't it.

0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:06.359
<v Speaker 2>It does?

0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, But you know when you do it really

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:09.279
<v Speaker 1>well that you get to the end of it kind

0:37:09.280 --> 0:37:11.840
<v Speaker 1>of rips, right, Yeah, you get a bit of smug.

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys ever get taught from anyone? My mum

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:17.239
<v Speaker 1>taught me. But the ribbon. When you wrap it, you

0:37:17.320 --> 0:37:19.440
<v Speaker 1>do the bow, then you get the knife and you

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 1>put it on the end of the ribbon and you

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 1>curl it.

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I've never been able to I've watched other

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:25.000
<v Speaker 2>people do it and they make it look so weazy.

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 2>I've never been able to nail it.

0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:28.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm shit at wrapping presents. Like I just like the

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:30.759
<v Speaker 3>idea of it, but when I do it, I can't

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 3>be fucked. I just want to cut the wrapping paper

0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 3>and then leave it. But yeah, I do like to

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 3>do that, the little curly ribbon, but that ribbon is

0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:38.040
<v Speaker 3>so hard to actually remove when you're trying.

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:38.319
<v Speaker 2>To open the pan.

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 1>It's really tough.

0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:42.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah god, yeah, Now I love wrapping presents. I'm quite

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:44.400
<v Speaker 2>good at it, but there are definitely days where I'm like,

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:46.360
<v Speaker 2>it's going to chuck it in a gift bag. Fuck this.

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Hayena and I, me and my partner are a gift

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:51.399
<v Speaker 1>bag family. We just gift.

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:53.759
<v Speaker 4>If you buy it from Mecca, it's really good because

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:55.400
<v Speaker 4>it comes in the pretty bag and then it's like

0:37:55.440 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 4>tissue paper over it and then you don't have to

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 4>do anything.

0:37:57.800 --> 0:37:58.279
<v Speaker 1>Very true.

0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:01.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm quite thrifty it comes to my wrapping paper. I've

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:05.040
<v Speaker 2>got like really gorgeous silver and gold paper with like

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 2>generic patterns, so it could be Christmas paper or it

0:38:07.719 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 2>could be I love that.

0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 4>I love just like a plain brown paper.

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Wrapping paper gorgeous.

0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:13.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a little bit.

0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Esthetic? Yeah, true. You know I always do it, always

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:21.279
<v Speaker 1>so much, wrapping paper for a small box, and then

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I fold it like you wrap it and then like

0:38:22.960 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 1>the goodle corners that turn into triangles are so long. Yeah, bo,

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not good at it.

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm excellent. I'm oddly good at it.

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:34.239
<v Speaker 1>I reckon there's something in a psychology in that what

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:37.120
<v Speaker 1>your wrapping technique tells you about your personality.

0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.759
<v Speaker 4>Definitely, Like I love writing a beautiful card and very

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 4>big on cards. Words of affirmation all the way.

0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 2>But is that your love language? You're one of them? Yeah. Yeah,

0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:46.960
<v Speaker 2>you must think I hate you then because I'm so

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:48.640
<v Speaker 2>bad at giving words of affirmation.

0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 3>No, but I think that's one of the ways that

0:38:50.719 --> 0:38:52.759
<v Speaker 3>I give love is definitely words of affirmation. But in

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 3>terms of receiving it, I'm like acts of service, quality

0:38:56.160 --> 0:39:00.200
<v Speaker 3>time for important. Yeah, Matt's is physical touch, and I

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:02.760
<v Speaker 3>forget that sometimes because I'm like, off, you're being annoying

0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:04.840
<v Speaker 3>but I'm like, you actually need this to feel loved.

0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:07.840
<v Speaker 3>So like, I'm a very affectionate person, but you know

0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:09.320
<v Speaker 3>how sometimes like they just annoy.

0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 2>You a little bit.

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gotcha.

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:12.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, anyways, love you, Matt.

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Language again, all of them, Yeah, every single one of them.

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:19.919
<v Speaker 2>Love language? Is this needy? Yeah?

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I take it all. I like physical touch. I'm very Yeah.

0:39:24.160 --> 0:39:25.719
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I need to redo the quiz because

0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:27.040
<v Speaker 3>when I did it a couple of years ago, I

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:29.840
<v Speaker 3>kind of knew what my mine was going to be anyway,

0:39:29.920 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 3>so I chose my answers based on that.

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, what's the word I'm looking for?

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:35.360
<v Speaker 3>You?

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Rigged it?

0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:36.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:38.399
<v Speaker 2>I did? Why can I not think of words today?

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Rigged it?

0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 4>Rooted rat?

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:43.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what we do on the show.

0:39:43.520 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 3>Act.

0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we all talk, then we all.

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Root rooted rat in the morning.

0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like the Central Coast breakfast.

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:51.799
<v Speaker 4>You brush your teeth first, that's fine.

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:55.440
<v Speaker 1>You'd be rigged. You'd be rooted on the rag for sure.

0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:56.280
<v Speaker 2>You reckon?

0:39:56.520 --> 0:39:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do I look black?

0:39:57.760 --> 0:39:58.479
<v Speaker 4>I've just been rude?

0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:02.959
<v Speaker 1>Amen? All right, thank you? Star. He should we placed

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 1>out of silence?

0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh yep, all right, let's go. Let's do it.

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Of silence.

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we like to get our guests to do this too.

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Star how you're feeling, I'm a little bit nervous, but

0:40:16.880 --> 0:40:19.160
<v Speaker 3>also excited to see. I think this is gonna be

0:40:19.200 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 3>really tricky for me because I'm probably just gonna start

0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:21.879
<v Speaker 3>pissing myself laughing.

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Are you a giggler? Did you just giggle? Yeah?

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 3>I have a nervous laugh as well, like in really

0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:29.640
<v Speaker 3>inappropriate settings, like if I'm about to get a needle.

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:31.719
<v Speaker 3>One time, my sister was doing acupuncture on me and

0:40:31.760 --> 0:40:34.080
<v Speaker 3>I just start laughing like I actually sound like a

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:35.959
<v Speaker 3>fucking manius acupuncturist.

0:40:36.040 --> 0:40:38.719
<v Speaker 2>Or Okay, have you got the sort of friends that

0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:39.760
<v Speaker 2>answer your calls?

0:40:40.000 --> 0:40:40.399
<v Speaker 1>I hope?

0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 4>So, I mean this will be the real test, won't it.

0:40:42.680 --> 0:40:45.120
<v Speaker 2>So what you're gotta do is you call someone and

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 2>then have a chat, wait for them to ask you

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.000
<v Speaker 2>a question. As soon as they ask you that question,

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:53.439
<v Speaker 2>just say nothing and take forever to answer it. Yeah,

0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 2>and you're allowed what is it one bridging phrase to

0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 2>try and extend the silence.

0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Correct, So your aim is to have as long as

0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:01.400
<v Speaker 1>silence as possible, and you get one bridging phrase. So

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:03.440
<v Speaker 1>after the first question goes along, but you don't want

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:06.960
<v Speaker 1>them to hang up, so maybe go one second, give

0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:07.560
<v Speaker 1>you one moment, and.

0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:10.280
<v Speaker 2>You're only had one of those extending phrases.

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Basically, the current line record is Carla from Bankstown, who

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 1>we love, who had two minutes thirty. Wow, that is

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 1>a long time.

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:19.839
<v Speaker 2>But I reckon Carla kind of cheated. She called her

0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:21.600
<v Speaker 2>mum as if any mother is going to hang up

0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 2>on their child, I know, like they're just grateful for

0:41:23.880 --> 0:41:24.600
<v Speaker 2>the fucking phone call.

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:27.880
<v Speaker 1>And Carlo was coughing and bourbon and fining and.

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 2>So you start laughing. Feel free to just pop your

0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:32.880
<v Speaker 2>phone on m Yeah, hyah, okay, I'm allowed to do that.

0:41:32.920 --> 0:41:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Though we endorse cheating here. I don't care about rules.

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 1>And who are you calling?

0:41:37.719 --> 0:41:40.600
<v Speaker 4>I am going to call Millie Ford today. You might

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:42.319
<v Speaker 4>know her as Milligram yep, so.

0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 2>At Millie on TikTok, yeah, much like you're just at start.

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:48.400
<v Speaker 4>Look it's a bit of a flex.

0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:50.479
<v Speaker 3>Doubl are, of course, but no one else's cruising around

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:51.840
<v Speaker 3>with Star as they use the name like it's a

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:52.880
<v Speaker 3>bit a fucking random.

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Other than you're to get laws.

0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:58.400
<v Speaker 3>Someone commented on my TikTok their surname was Star and

0:41:58.440 --> 0:42:00.239
<v Speaker 3>they were like, can you please change your us name.

0:42:00.320 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 4>I want that. I was like, pretre, the fuck are

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:03.839
<v Speaker 4>you know this is my user name.

0:42:05.680 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I do obviously adore Milly, but I think she's probably

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:10.880
<v Speaker 2>a bit flaky, so I would be very surprised if

0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:11.400
<v Speaker 2>she answered.

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 4>I mean, she's very busy.

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:14.880
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say she's like Australia's premiere influencer

0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:15.520
<v Speaker 1>at the moment.

0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:17.759
<v Speaker 2>She's top ten, but like, also, she's just the sort

0:42:17.760 --> 0:42:20.839
<v Speaker 2>of person that arrives four hours late. Sorry, I had

0:42:20.840 --> 0:42:22.319
<v Speaker 2>a lunch, like you know what I mean.

0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:24.399
<v Speaker 1>But so her character is just her in real life.

0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Now God, no, not the mom but not the punished one.

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:30.120
<v Speaker 3>No, we call it Milligraham time, so we run on

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:32.399
<v Speaker 3>normal world time and Millie's on Milligraham time.

0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Really, five pm Sydney time is like nine pm.

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:39.399
<v Speaker 4>Milli time, it's five pm somewhere on mill Yeah, all right, we'll.

0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Call Milligraham Mitch. I'm gonna turn We're gonna turn off,

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:43.640
<v Speaker 1>and it's just you and that's stop what t reading.

0:42:43.760 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 1>The timer will start start as soon as Milly asked

0:42:46.560 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 1>you that first question, so you can talk to her

0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:50.719
<v Speaker 1>as long as you want until she asked the question,

0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 1>and then you remain silent.

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 4>Okay, cool, right, going off? Do I need to put

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.879
<v Speaker 4>on speaker you? Oh this is so cool?

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:02.439
<v Speaker 1>Hello?

0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:05.440
<v Speaker 4>Hello, hey queen, how are you?

0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm good?

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 4>How are you going? Hello? I can't hear you?

0:43:18.000 --> 0:43:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Sos?

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Wait, just give it give me a sex? Yeah really yeah, sorry,

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:29.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm bunny.

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 2>No, we really did see Hello. It takes the herd

0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:40.240
<v Speaker 2>to hang up a bitch twenty nine seconds?

0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:40.839
<v Speaker 3>What a bitch?

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:45.239
<v Speaker 1>No, you failed. I have to message her. I feel back,

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:45.799
<v Speaker 1>call it back.

0:43:45.880 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, maybe we'll give her a round two.

0:43:48.040 --> 0:43:48.520
<v Speaker 1>How long was that?

0:43:48.600 --> 0:43:50.320
<v Speaker 4>Mach twenty nine twenty nine seconds.

0:43:50.480 --> 0:43:52.040
<v Speaker 1>That's the worst chapter.

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:56.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Hi, queen, I'm on air with the mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>It was basically a test of how long you'd stay

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<v Speaker 2>on the line before hanging up. And god, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have much patience at all.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to the phone because I was laughing. No stop,

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<v Speaker 4>I literally I come.

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<v Speaker 1>Up straight away no time.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, maybe I have some time.

0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Like I was like, maybe I have time to run

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<v Speaker 2>down and make myself a coffee. You probably would have.

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<v Speaker 1>What if she was being kidnapped?

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:27.479
<v Speaker 4>Have the shortest attention span?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you tell Mitch and I off for being the

0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:32.759
<v Speaker 2>naughty boy that the back making prank.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah boy, the back get off your phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually would have to confiscate that. Okay, so well, queen,

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 4>go make your coffee twenty nine seconds. We'll remember that.

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<v Speaker 4>But thank you for answering. We weren't sure. We know

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<v Speaker 4>you're very busy.

0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:50.919
<v Speaker 2>I am a busy girl. I've got like my time

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<v Speaker 2>is precious.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang up on it.

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<v Speaker 2>So does she know that we were the Milli time thing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>She does. I was going to say, oh, you're on

0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:06.120
<v Speaker 2>Millie time, and then I'm like, imagine if everyone says

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 2>that behind her back. She didn't know that was a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well well done, star, no fault of your own. You

0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:13.520
<v Speaker 1>did very well. You had the bridging term down, Pat

0:45:14.160 --> 0:45:14.680
<v Speaker 1>you blew that.

0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:15.799
<v Speaker 2>A bit early, but that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Very early.

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<v Speaker 2>Panic.

0:45:17.480 --> 0:45:18.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, no, she's going to hang up. I

0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:20.239
<v Speaker 3>just felt like she was going to hang up. It

0:45:20.640 --> 0:45:23.360
<v Speaker 3>went a little bit too quiet. It was like uncomfortable

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 3>silence for a hot second.

0:45:24.360 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 2>That sounded like she muted you two and be like

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<v Speaker 2>yeah I did.

0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:27.920
<v Speaker 1>It was so quiet.

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<v Speaker 4>She probably answered and chucked her phone across the room.

0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:31.160
<v Speaker 4>She got to make a coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably wasn't even her probably was a pa answering half

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<v Speaker 1>with a pre recorded voice.

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<v Speaker 4>Mill that's Tilly, well, Star, that's you.

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<v Speaker 1>Done on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>You finished shift for her?

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:44.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh, no worries, put in your time. She do I

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 4>get a prize, of course if you want one. You

0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:49.439
<v Speaker 4>already gave me a lemonade. That's pretty good. I'm pretty

0:45:49.480 --> 0:45:49.880
<v Speaker 4>happy with that.

0:45:50.040 --> 0:45:52.279
<v Speaker 1>A sweps would you said you a mug? Do you

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:56.279
<v Speaker 1>want to sign mugs? Thank you? Yes, I can get

0:45:56.320 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 1>a mug.

0:45:57.000 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 2>I can add it to the friends of the show list.

0:45:58.760 --> 0:46:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Now I know you'll be sometimes and send ship to.

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<v Speaker 1>We send Yeah, we're a professional show, just so.

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:06.719
<v Speaker 4>I can see, Yeah, thank you, talk about ship come

0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 4>and everything else.

0:46:08.400 --> 0:46:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Rocking around and you can get star on all social media,

0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:15.760
<v Speaker 1>of course, but they don't can act. Instagram is different.

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:17.360
<v Speaker 1>They handle it different to TikTok, So.

0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:19.719
<v Speaker 2>It's star one word with double R and TikTok and

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:21.600
<v Speaker 2>star McGee.

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:23.960
<v Speaker 4>On Instagram blue g just like the Cricket Ground.

0:46:24.040 --> 0:46:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I never read it that way, but now it's always

0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:26.800
<v Speaker 2>going to be McGee to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thanks for having me. Keep being aesthetic, keeping yeah,

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 4>keep being say aesthetic.

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:34.279
<v Speaker 3>If you want to watch my stories, then you'll see

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:35.880
<v Speaker 3>my time stamp at the beach at five thirty in

0:46:35.920 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 3>the morning.

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, or if you just want

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 1>to turn up to the beach Star with a yeah, you.

0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Might need to save and someone like this is the

0:46:44.000 --> 0:46:46.520
<v Speaker 3>only time I'll give people consent to film me with

0:46:46.600 --> 0:46:48.560
<v Speaker 3>that me first, Just film me when I'm on the beach.

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 4>I can say how good I look.

0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Send it to us please and we will. We'll sell

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:54.040
<v Speaker 1>it to the media. I'm great to have you on

0:46:54.120 --> 0:46:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Star with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for having me, guys, and we'll catch you next week.

0:46:57.280 --> 0:46:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Idiots love yeah, so yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Mate, It just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.

0:47:03.920 --> 0:47:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment of

0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:28.799
<v Speaker 2>the end, Just a couple of kid with ADD having

0:47:28.840 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 2>a debrief talking ship. Nothing planned here. Did you even

0:47:31.680 --> 0:47:33.000
<v Speaker 2>know that we had this section of the show? And

0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:35.080
<v Speaker 2>I did not. Fuck She did look a little bit

0:47:35.120 --> 0:47:35.920
<v Speaker 2>perturbed over there.

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:40.520
<v Speaker 1>These words are back. Yes, put like the palms of

0:47:40.560 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>her hand on the seat as if to get up,

0:47:42.200 --> 0:47:44.800
<v Speaker 1>and we're like, sit the fuck down. You signed on

0:47:45.120 --> 0:47:48.719
<v Speaker 1>the whole show leaving. Oh my god, the announcement just

0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:50.640
<v Speaker 1>came out at the time of recording, Trump just announced

0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:51.760
<v Speaker 1>his running for presidency.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, why would you bring that up?

0:47:54.480 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Is he?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you bring that up?

0:47:56.840 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 4>You know what you've done America.

0:47:58.160 --> 0:47:59.880
<v Speaker 2>You know what you've done. You've ruined the vibes.

0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Can I just say hot controversial tape, horrific, terrible for people. No, No,

0:48:05.360 --> 0:48:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not supporting Trump. I think his friends the world

0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:10.360
<v Speaker 1>will be a better place without him. But I do

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:13.840
<v Speaker 1>kind of miss the circus, like it was entertaining.

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:17.080
<v Speaker 2>I would argue that Joe Biden's quite the clown himself.

0:48:17.280 --> 0:48:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I agree, but like laughing at the man that

0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:22.000
<v Speaker 1>you know is quite forgetful, is just this show?

0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:22.399
<v Speaker 2>Really?

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:27.760
<v Speaker 1>That's me? But Trump, like God, it was entertaining, terrible president.

0:48:27.800 --> 0:48:29.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't want him back. I'm just saying hot take.

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<v Speaker 1>I miss some of the drama of it all.

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<v Speaker 4>God, just looking at America and all the shit that

0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:35.440
<v Speaker 4>happens over there in Australia, You're just like.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I know, so lucky?

0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Why did it used to be so desirable America? When

0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:41.920
<v Speaker 2>we were kids, it was like, oh my god, I'd

0:48:41.960 --> 0:48:44.400
<v Speaker 2>love to go to America. I know, it's so amazing

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:47.480
<v Speaker 2>and fun, happens now. I'm just like, it's futrid and

0:48:47.560 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 2>not even in a cute way.

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 3>I think TikTok has really changed that too, because we

0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:54.000
<v Speaker 3>have so much more access to like content that's not filtered.

0:48:54.440 --> 0:48:56.960
<v Speaker 4>It's just like seeing the raw, real version of how

0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:58.640
<v Speaker 4>people live and I'm like, that's fuck.

0:48:58.840 --> 0:49:01.359
<v Speaker 2>New York's pretty rank. I will say, yeah, I really

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:03.399
<v Speaker 2>have my heart set on being blown away and walking

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 2>into times where like I'm home and I thought, is

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:06.480
<v Speaker 2>this it?

0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:07.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's fucked.

0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I didn't like it at all.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot of people, Yeah, so many.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know. Maybe I was there on a

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<v Speaker 2>dead night because I was shocked by how many people

0:49:14.560 --> 0:49:16.200
<v Speaker 2>they weren't. I was like, it's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you there in winterly? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe when I lived there, I was scared for my

0:49:20.800 --> 0:49:23.040
<v Speaker 1>life on a daily truly, on a daily basis.

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<v Speaker 4>How long did you live there?

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<v Speaker 3>For?

0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Nine months? Yeah? In la for three?

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<v Speaker 4>What was scary about it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just I mean, maybe it's like I was nineteen,

0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I wasn't fully into myself. I was still in

0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:35.240
<v Speaker 1>the closet, so I probably had a lot of self

0:49:35.320 --> 0:49:37.440
<v Speaker 1>discovery to do. So I was probably a bit on

0:49:37.560 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 1>edge as well, about that.

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<v Speaker 2>How do I walk straight?

0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:41.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Truly, as I had my yoga mat and my

0:49:41.840 --> 0:49:45.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking I was studying theunter so Anton Chekhov, reading my script.

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Walking from L train to fucking Chelsea. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>really intimidating. And I had an hour an hour transit.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I trying to say? I can't think either

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:55.399
<v Speaker 1>an hour commute? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thank god, Cheezy. I think you have no

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<v Speaker 2>idea what.

0:49:59.760 --> 0:49:59.840
<v Speaker 5>Thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back every week from Brooklyn to New York, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was just overwhelming. You know when I think I

0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:09.440
<v Speaker 1>came from Sydney and I was so sheltered. It's a big,

0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:11.200
<v Speaker 1>wide world out there, and there's no one to sort

0:50:11.200 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 1>of to help you and to sort of save you.

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<v Speaker 4>The subway super intense as well.

0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:17.920
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about this foul. The subway is so foul.

0:50:17.960 --> 0:50:19.720
<v Speaker 1>And I was listening to the Kyle and Jackie Oshow

0:50:19.719 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and they were interviewing some woman who was stuck in

0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:24.320
<v Speaker 1>the Maya elevator and they're like call us now thirteen

0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:26.120
<v Speaker 1>one or six, like where have you been trapped? And

0:50:26.200 --> 0:50:28.160
<v Speaker 1>it made me remember that I got trapped for an

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:31.960
<v Speaker 1>hour under the Brooklyn like from Brooklyn to New York.

0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:34.200
<v Speaker 1>It goes under the ocean, the train, the subway, and

0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:36.600
<v Speaker 1>I got trapped for an hour under the tunnel underground.

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<v Speaker 1>The lights went out. It was like in a Batman

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:40.440
<v Speaker 1>movie when the bad guy gets on the subway and

0:50:40.480 --> 0:50:43.280
<v Speaker 1>then they run dies. It was and the New Yorkers

0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:45.680
<v Speaker 1>were so unfazed. But I was like, oh no, oh

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:46.480
<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm going to die.

0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:46.800
<v Speaker 3>This is it.

0:50:47.080 --> 0:50:48.360
<v Speaker 2>They're probably thinking oh again.

0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Truly, this was like way before people had torches on

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:54.200
<v Speaker 1>their iPhone, so it was like pitch black, so scary.

0:50:54.400 --> 0:50:55.560
<v Speaker 4>Everyone else is just sitting there.

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's sitting there chilled, no phone reception, no phone because you're.

0:50:59.640 --> 0:51:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Under And why is it so even in the dead

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:05.480
<v Speaker 2>of winter when it's blisteringly cold, Why is the subway

0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:06.880
<v Speaker 2>so fucking hot and muggy?

0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:10.239
<v Speaker 1>They hate those fucking tin cans. It's hell on earth.

0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:13.399
<v Speaker 2>Hut. Yeah. Speaking of you doing acting school in New York,

0:51:13.480 --> 0:51:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking of taking a leaf out of Sarce books.

0:51:15.680 --> 0:51:17.839
<v Speaker 2>She just finished doing improv classes. Have you finished them?

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:18.200
<v Speaker 3>I did?

0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:20.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I did if. I did an eight week

0:51:20.160 --> 0:51:22.399
<v Speaker 4>improv course and it was so much fun.

0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I think I wanted to do with me.

0:51:23.520 --> 0:51:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:25.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was the best thing I've ever done.

0:51:26.000 --> 0:51:28.719
<v Speaker 3>Like I did it with complete randoms, which was the

0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 3>best because everyone was there for really different reasons and

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:34.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm souper outgoing and actually quite confident, but there are

0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:36.200
<v Speaker 3>a lot of people in the class who were really

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.600
<v Speaker 3>shy and like we were all there for different reasons,

0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:40.279
<v Speaker 3>which I loved, and we just went there and every

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 3>week we just played drama games and just had to

0:51:43.800 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 3>do fun little exercises.

0:51:45.200 --> 0:51:46.720
<v Speaker 2>How long? How long were the classes?

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.319
<v Speaker 3>They went for two and a half hours. The only

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:52.280
<v Speaker 3>the thing is, you know me my nine pm bedtime.

0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:55.239
<v Speaker 3>It started at six point thirty, so you finished at

0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:57.560
<v Speaker 3>nine and so at the end of it, I was like, much,

0:51:57.800 --> 0:51:59.080
<v Speaker 3>my brain is fright, And also.

0:51:58.960 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 4>Like the social energy was a lot.

0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:02.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that was like the first two weeks were

0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:04.239
<v Speaker 3>really hard, and then towards the end, I was like

0:52:04.280 --> 0:52:05.719
<v Speaker 3>getting really excited to go there.

0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:08.080
<v Speaker 2>I just don't know if I can do two and

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:10.360
<v Speaker 2>a half hours, even when I would go to yoga stuff.

0:52:10.680 --> 0:52:12.799
<v Speaker 2>If it was a one hour yoga class, fine, if

0:52:12.840 --> 0:52:14.400
<v Speaker 2>it was an hour and a half, forget it. Like

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:16.719
<v Speaker 2>that half hour made such a different time because I've

0:52:16.719 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 2>gotten well aptly because of this segment.

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, a D D.

0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got the attention span, like merely.

0:52:22.800 --> 0:52:24.400
<v Speaker 1>That's what I did in La story. I studied at

0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:28.239
<v Speaker 1>the Groundlings and UCB just improv. It was seriously the

0:52:28.320 --> 0:52:30.480
<v Speaker 1>best time of my life. I have such fun memories

0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:32.279
<v Speaker 1>and all the people that I did in with in

0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:34.319
<v Speaker 1>our like ones on a fucking Netflix show. The other

0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:35.640
<v Speaker 1>one was an American horror story.

0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm stay there and that'd probably be the natural trajectory.

0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:43.040
<v Speaker 1>For me American American horror story too.

0:52:43.480 --> 0:52:45.160
<v Speaker 4>Would you get your dogs out for Netflix?

0:52:46.000 --> 0:52:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, try to stop me. I think that I'll probably

0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:51.000
<v Speaker 2>up to an audition with my dog there.

0:52:51.640 --> 0:52:53.359
<v Speaker 1>That's the one part of you I don't think i've

0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 1>ever seen. Well, your toes, well, shit, I wear slides

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<v Speaker 1>every week.

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<v Speaker 2>I only put on these, like actually clothed shoes because

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<v Speaker 2>I knew we had a guest coming into you.

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<v Speaker 4>Then me rocking up like a ferul with my slides.

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<v Speaker 2>I I was quite confident. When I saw those, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, great, I should have it some more mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey what is that? Actually? What's your story? So you've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing content for a couple of years now, Oh yeah, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Couple of years but I've been doing content full time

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<v Speaker 3>for the past three four months.

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<v Speaker 1>So what we're doing your twenty eight So what's the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of story. Yeah, job, So I.

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<v Speaker 3>Worked in social media marketing for a fitness company, so

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<v Speaker 3>manage like a counselor did marketing strategy. Before that, I

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<v Speaker 3>was a dental nurse for seven years.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow years.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I'm still shocked because it sounds like you have

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<v Speaker 2>been out of high school for barely seven years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so straight out of high school, I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>was working in hospitality and then I randomly got a

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<v Speaker 3>job in a dental practice and stayed there for seven years.

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<v Speaker 4>And we was a cosmetic practice, so we did a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of veneers implants.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really cool, and that's where I met my

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<v Speaker 3>best friend who I live with now as well, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that was really fun. But towards the end of me

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<v Speaker 3>working in the dentist I moved in more to the

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<v Speaker 3>business side. I was doing the marketing and blah blah

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<v Speaker 3>blah blah. Got that job in social media. Everything kind

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<v Speaker 3>of started to take off on the top and then

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<v Speaker 3>I actually started my own social media agency where I

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<v Speaker 3>was freelancing managing other people's accounts for them, and then

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<v Speaker 3>you know, all this influencing stuff really popped off, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, well, this is way more fun, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>That for very similar So it's fine. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>run the social media with this radio station.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I was like, it is incredible, Like half the

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<v Speaker 4>shit I get to do. I'm like, what the fun?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, but you just got to make the most

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<v Speaker 3>of it, you know, And I'm enjoying it, which is

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<v Speaker 3>the most important.

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<v Speaker 2>Mostly impressed that you've managed to keep like a normal routine,

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<v Speaker 2>going to bed, getting up early, because that was the

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<v Speaker 2>first thing that went out the window when I became

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<v Speaker 2>full time. This oh my sleeping pattern is so ranked.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like gonna try and have a hard reset.

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<v Speaker 2>When I moved to the new place, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think I just need it for my sanity, Like the

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<v Speaker 3>routine is what the keeps me, but also my like

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<v Speaker 3>attention spent of my creativity in the afternoons, I'm fucking useless,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't do anything in the afternoon, so I

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<v Speaker 3>prefer to get it all done in the morning and

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<v Speaker 3>then in the vos I can.

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<v Speaker 4>Just like chill.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the opposite. I take three hours to wake up

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<v Speaker 2>and then come late afternoon slash early evening, I'm on,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Same true. And because I do my radio show at

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<v Speaker 1>night at seven.

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<v Speaker 4>O'clock, I have to really dinner time and then I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to hold onto that energy otherwise by showtime I'm cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It has been really different for me though in this job,

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<v Speaker 3>because there are things on the weeknights that I go to. Now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to do things for work and I'm out

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<v Speaker 3>till eleven, so I mean, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That would really That's why I kind of threw in

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<v Speaker 2>the towel. I was like, there's certain things that keep

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<v Speaker 2>me up late, so there's no point in trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get an early bedtime or one event will throw me off.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, like, no matter what your routine is, it's

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<v Speaker 3>important to have like some leeway, and you have to

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<v Speaker 3>be fun to yourself. Like if you go, if you

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<v Speaker 3>don't wake up one morning, like that doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah to wake that's not very the best quote from start,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't wake up in the morning, that's all right,

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<v Speaker 1>No one would miss you because it's been so much

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<v Speaker 1>fun haveing you on. Did you enjoy it? Be honest

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<v Speaker 1>and tell us some nice things.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I hated it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, fads Affirmation.

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<v Speaker 4>That was so much fun. I love you talking with

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<v Speaker 4>you guys, well was can you praise me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's affirmation? Ship?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>You killed it, loved it perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>You were fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>Am I a star?

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<v Speaker 1>Well done? You won us over my favorite?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the star music?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sorry? Thank you? Star crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that the stars? The crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Star shot?

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<v Speaker 2>What about when you Wish.

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<v Speaker 3>That?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's really called when you Wish.

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<v Speaker 4>From Is it from Pinocchio?

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<v Speaker 1>When I want to find that Jiminy Cricket Cricket, Jimmy Cricket,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the famous queer characters that never came out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such a pull, Jimmy Cricket.

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<v Speaker 2>They're making prequels for every basket. I want to know

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Cricket's backstory. Is that song called when You Wish

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<v Speaker 2>upon a Star? Literally it watches.

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<v Speaker 1>Him as a lava? Yeah, fat story, Just him as

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<v Speaker 1>a widgity grab. That would be one hour of him

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<v Speaker 1>just in an embryo, just.

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<v Speaker 4>A single drop of cum.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yuck, here we go, this is it. Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>mm hmmm, it's coming on. Hurry up, trying I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the YouTube on me.

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<v Speaker 4>Jiminy Cricket where Jiminy Cricket. He wasn't evil in Pinocchio.

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<v Speaker 5>Was he?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was like the fairy godmother of thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a cute one's coming on Start.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you feel at least three

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<v Speaker 2>percent better today. That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>So we do, so, we do, so, we do Star

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<v Speaker 1>He's so great you making me imogin. Hear the lyrics.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh here we go. You can heal it slowing down.

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<v Speaker 4>When you wish.

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<v Speaker 2>Honest can hold your friend and sing your part. Shu

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<v Speaker 2>Starr is a real boy.

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<v Speaker 4>You can feel my nose growing hold Look.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is. I can picture you falling into a

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<v Speaker 1>sinkhole of these and you locked up.

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<v Speaker 2>It was that scene of Pinocchio where it just became

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<v Speaker 2>a donkey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, he was like he's mutilated. Yes, you write

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<v Speaker 1>to talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Pinocchio, right stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Go follow on old Social star in Star Star on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you soon. Start. Tell everybody thanks for listening

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<v Speaker 1>to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of me.

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