Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try a vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an out of Dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Food bean fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been
Speaker 1: thinking about the right person? Goodness?
Speaker 3: May this is?
Speaker 1: Is it just still to buy a couple of mitches?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: It's Jenna.
Speaker 3: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 3: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? He is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Koo. How are you?
Speaker 2: I've got a bit of a spring in my step today?
Speaker 2: Can I just say I.
Speaker 1: Can tell normally I'm the one complimenting you, saying how
Speaker 1: good you look? You're doing it yourself. You don't need me.
Speaker 2: I wasn't talking about my appearance.
Speaker 1: Oh you do look good.
Speaker 2: No, life's going well. Yeah, well I only found in
Speaker 2: your rental. Huh.
Speaker 1: I beat you beat me.
Speaker 2: I'm moving very soon.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. It's so tough to find a rental with
Speaker 1: everything you want in the air kind of the bed,
Speaker 1: to the backyard and everythin it's tough.
Speaker 2: You got to do the rent fairy thing that I did.
Speaker 2: I saw that was who or what is rent fairy?
Speaker 2: You know how they've got like buyer's agents. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: basically that but for renters.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I need.
Speaker 2: But yeah, within two weeks she got the job done.
Speaker 1: So and what she just sent you the link and
Speaker 1: you were like yep, oh no, yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They'll go to inspections for you if you need them to.
Speaker 2: I didn't because I don't work for Oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: definitely recommend If people are struggling to house hunting.
Speaker 1: Rent fairy go give her a call. Have you got
Speaker 1: another fairy with this? Now? One picture to do another?
Speaker 2: A normal third wheel price keeper Jennet, she's a way today,
Speaker 2: but we've got a fill in third wheel.
Speaker 1: Hello, I got some star music, Yes.
Speaker 4: The stars. Wait is that Paris Hill?
Speaker 1: Paris? Wow?
Speaker 2: I wanted to get star in the podcast for I
Speaker 2: just haven't I?
Speaker 1: Oh, truly you have? I you got me on a star. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sent me stars one of the videos you did
Speaker 1: your comedian. What is your brand? It's comedy, chaos.
Speaker 4: Comedy, lifestyle and chaos.
Speaker 1: That's it. I love that so much. It really does.
Speaker 1: Can I say?
Speaker 2: When I first met you, I I kind of did
Speaker 2: judge your book by its cover because she seems quite
Speaker 2: pure and angelic, doesn't.
Speaker 4: She I'm absolutely feral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are.
Speaker 2: My respect levels went through the roof after I found it.
Speaker 2: You're a bit of a gron. I thought you'd be
Speaker 2: so pg and you know, play it safe. And then
Speaker 2: I started following you and I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it listening at.
Speaker 1: My story.
Speaker 3: Wants to like I like Bogan angry Star. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she's she's here to stay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do like that. But also Star is a
Speaker 1: porn porn star name.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is, it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my middle name is also a niece, so start
Speaker 3: a niece like the Chinese. But no, illegit is illegit
Speaker 3: is Star a niece.
Speaker 1: That's my and your Christian name is Star yea with
Speaker 1: the double R?
Speaker 2: Of course, the double R.
Speaker 1: Do you have siblings?
Speaker 4: I do give.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I've got I'm one of seven kids. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, we've all got fucked names.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, unless I'm confusing you with
Speaker 2: someone else, I swear her siblings have cooked names as well.
Speaker 1: Rebel has like rebel and Narchy and chaos is the
Speaker 1: kids names.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so we've got Crystal, Star, Kaya, Body, Shiloh,
Speaker 3: Sarani and Indie.
Speaker 4: Actually xpla do true?
Speaker 1: What are your parents' names?
Speaker 4: Tina and Roger? Roger and Tina?
Speaker 2: They ever tell you where Star? Where the double R
Speaker 2: came from?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: Okay, so apparently there's a Shirley Temple movie and one
Speaker 3: of the character it's Captain January. That's the name of
Speaker 3: the movie, and her name is Stark. And ironically I
Speaker 3: had really curly hair like Shirley Temple when I was
Speaker 3: a kid as well. So I don't know, but it
Speaker 3: wouldn't it be awkward if my mom named me Star
Speaker 3: and I was like, really shy? Would She's like manifesting
Speaker 3: my career for me. She's like going, babe, someone's got
Speaker 3: am like, don't worry, mom, I've got this. But my
Speaker 3: kind of running joke on Instagram is that I've told
Speaker 3: everyone that my siblings' names are like Paprika Oregano.
Speaker 4: That's what I an Italian seasoning.
Speaker 3: That's great and people are actually believing it, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell them what they.
Speaker 1: Really seven secret herbs and spices, because there's seven of them.
Speaker 4: The colonel is screaming right now.
Speaker 2: I think is eleven?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've got secret siblings?
Speaker 2: Is it twelve?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I think it's eleven.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jenna, can you go Jenna? And only Google starts,
Speaker 1: We'll never know the answer. It's great to have you here.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited to me here.
Speaker 1: We're going to be doing a sound of silence with
Speaker 1: Star coming up, a.
Speaker 2: Little prank call to one of your mates. See how
Speaker 2: long it takes them to hang up, to see how
Speaker 2: long you can string them along in total silence. It's
Speaker 2: very awkward, but I love awkward.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm love awkward awkward.
Speaker 3: I just want to put on record as well, I'm
Speaker 3: open to being pranked by anyone. If anyone is listening
Speaker 3: and they feel like pranking me because I feel like
Speaker 3: I never get to be involved.
Speaker 4: Yeahrank prank star.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've done countless podcast over the years and I've never
Speaker 2: been pranked by any of my co hosts. And I've
Speaker 2: always planned to see with this one over here and said,
Speaker 2: when are you going to prank me? He just never has,
Speaker 2: never has this interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm not into pranks. It just doesn't get me going.
Speaker 1: It doesn't It doesn't make me laugh. I hate pranks.
Speaker 1: I don't like when I just hearing someone not aware
Speaker 1: that they're being pranked.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking like evil ones. I do like harmless
Speaker 2: little ones.
Speaker 1: If I was going to prank you, I'll get a
Speaker 1: bucket of pig blood and pour on your head when
Speaker 1: you're walking to your apartment. I'm vicious. That's not that's
Speaker 1: not funny. That's what I mean. Also, coming up and
Speaker 1: is it just you from one of our listeners, but
Speaker 1: you can get stars start? Is it still start?
Speaker 2: MGM for mcgowwan Melbourne Cricket.
Speaker 4: That's me.
Speaker 3: It's named after me. I actually knew that, and someone
Speaker 3: brought up on I'm like, what the fuck is it?
Speaker 4: Mcgeah.
Speaker 3: Some people say mcg but I say mcgh on.
Speaker 2: Instagram that actually does have a nice thing to it.
Speaker 2: Star mcg It's like Nanny McPhee.
Speaker 1: You'd be such a good baby sit that you'd be
Speaker 1: a baby sea that I'd get a footfall in. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, my thirteen year old Mitch would get so
Speaker 1: in love with Jumper.
Speaker 3: I actually used to babysit heaps when I was younger,
Speaker 3: and one time one of the dads was so fucking
Speaker 3: hot and it was like, oh my god, fantasy guys, Well,
Speaker 3: like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 1: Was he into you or were you a child?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I was a child hopefully not. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what do you reckon?
Speaker 2: People would know you as on Instagram or TikTok. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh you know that chick ah because I'm the guy
Speaker 2: with the long hair. That's how people if they can't
Speaker 2: remember my name, oh you know that guy with the
Speaker 2: long hair on TikTok.
Speaker 3: I think TikTok people probably know me as the Eastern
Speaker 3: suburbs basic bitch chick. I have this series where I've
Speaker 3: done a bunch of them suburbs Basic Bitch Check, and
Speaker 3: I just take the piss out of people who live
Speaker 3: in Bondai or the Eastern Suburbs. I've got an Eastern
Speaker 3: Suburbs mum character as well. He goes to pilarate drives
Speaker 3: a range rover. Her son's name is Preston Summer Apple.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not far from the truth as my
Speaker 3: siblings and all of our me so, you know, she's
Speaker 3: really just observing life and turning it into content.
Speaker 2: Should people ever refer to you as like, oh that
Speaker 2: chick that looks like Margot Robbie?
Speaker 4: Oh, you know sometimes, did.
Speaker 1: You skew a bit marks, yes, more than a bit?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Do I look like shit today?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You have in the past, Robie.
Speaker 3: I saw Mitch Coombs and he's like, oh, you rocked
Speaker 3: up without your costume today, And I was like, what's
Speaker 3: my costume? I realized I wasn't wearing any makeup, my
Speaker 3: hair wasn't done.
Speaker 4: I'm ugly to be no.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it's nice to see you all
Speaker 2: stopped back. You were just like wearing a puffet jacket
Speaker 2: pony tail. I was like, look at her.
Speaker 4: I had no clothes on. I was completely was but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, get out again. You can't
Speaker 2: keep doing this.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast, So I can understand that's like
Speaker 1: me in my radio job. I wear slides when I'm
Speaker 1: a guest in I'm a grub. So you dress up.
Speaker 1: I've dressed up for you.
Speaker 4: Well, I got the dogs out today. Slides on the dogs.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Is it the toes, the toes, that's the dogs.
Speaker 4: Let the dogs out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Before we start, I have to tell
Speaker 1: you that Christ on a bike, I saw your inster
Speaker 1: story with your beautiful Frank Green water bottle with a
Speaker 1: little cocky in it. You had a cockroach in the map.
Speaker 1: This what happens.
Speaker 4: I believe you ad dressed me as a cockroach girl
Speaker 4: when I walked into the studio.
Speaker 2: So that's me.
Speaker 1: I actually said girl, and I'm something else days.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to change my buyer to cockroach girl. Okay,
Speaker 4: pretty much.
Speaker 3: What happened is I have an emotional sport water bottle,
Speaker 3: my Frank Green, my beloved. It's like my baby, and
Speaker 3: I want to take a sip because you know, hydration
Speaker 3: is key. Go to take a sip out a little straw.
Speaker 3: There was a fucking cockroach in there and it was
Speaker 3: still moving. It had like somehow wedged itself into the straw.
Speaker 3: And then I'm thinking, holy fuck, have I been drinking cockroach.
Speaker 4: Water for like the past god knows how long that
Speaker 4: has been been.
Speaker 3: And I just like chucked it into the sink and
Speaker 3: soaked it, and I'm like, I haven't drunk from it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, actually still traumatized.
Speaker 2: Have you ever actually looked inside those frank green water botles?
Speaker 2: Because I just refilled them, refill them and then I
Speaker 2: smear poor porl all over them. Sometimes I look inside
Speaker 2: the lin and go, fuck, I need to clean this more.
Speaker 2: Often it gets a bit ransom in there.
Speaker 3: It gets disgusting, especially because the straw is clear so
Speaker 3: you can see all like the little bits.
Speaker 4: It's pretty Fairal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta you gotta clean that thing thoroughly otherwise
Speaker 2: it will turn foul really quick.
Speaker 1: And the one I bought had a fucking pipe cleaner,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to pipe clean my drink bottle.
Speaker 3: But now I just it's a good idea. So who knows,
Speaker 3: Maybe I've been drinking cockroach water for the past week.
Speaker 1: You have about you, so it's probably the new thing.
Speaker 2: Cockroach girl, Margot, Robbie girl girl, whatever you want to
Speaker 2: call I just go follow her on TikTok at star
Speaker 2: double a double. There's a pissy off that your instant
Speaker 2: handle doesn't match your teacher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, yeah, fucking kills. Yeah, I really want to.
Speaker 3: I really want to change it. But some other random
Speaker 3: person has the star handle. Yeah, is it important for
Speaker 3: you to have that?
Speaker 4: Do you reckon? I could like do a cashi and
Speaker 4: just give them like, well.
Speaker 1: I've tried to do that. I've spoken about this many times.
Speaker 1: I want the official Mitch handle, and a gay insta
Speaker 1: model from Santa Monica Beach has it, so I'm never
Speaker 1: fucking getting it. But I offered two fifty, then five hundred,
Speaker 1: and the current price is one grand US dollars.
Speaker 4: And he won't not too bad.
Speaker 2: But the thrillion dollars? What's that?
Speaker 1: It will be fifteen sixteen hundred. Maybe maybe it really
Speaker 1: worth it.
Speaker 3: People have spent money on worse things. Surely is it
Speaker 3: like a business expense?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course I could business expense. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I think if you change your handle, don't you lose
Speaker 1: your blue tick isn't works, so you can't change. You've
Speaker 1: gotta be careful with the handle.
Speaker 4: I actually don't have a blue tick, so probably going
Speaker 4: to step.
Speaker 1: Up, So do it now do it now before you do?
Speaker 1: You not have one?
Speaker 4: No, it's a bit povot.
Speaker 1: Why do we get start on the show?
Speaker 2: I think you're fun. I got you your blue tick?
Speaker 1: Did you? I did? But of course I am deserving
Speaker 1: of a blue tick. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But okay, well, is it that going to take that
Speaker 2: favor away from me?
Speaker 1: I'm not taking the favor, but we stay.
Speaker 2: In the writing is and you're very grateful at the time.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying if you wanted to get the cockroach
Speaker 1: from Star's water bottle of blue tick, it wouldn't happen.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that it would. I just said I
Speaker 2: got you the blue tick. Remember, so I've got power.
Speaker 2: I can do it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, well Mitchell sending the email? It does work.
Speaker 2: Can you believe the ego I have to deal with?
Speaker 4: Maybe they'll change it to like the new model of Twitter.
Speaker 3: Didn't Elon introduce a new thing where you can pay rent?
Speaker 2: You have to rent it? And Jesus Christ himself is
Speaker 2: now verified on Twitter. I'm not kidding rightly.
Speaker 1: So if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Everybody? We start to show the same
Speaker 1: every week to igems two is just me as Mitch
Speaker 1: doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's star. You've brought
Speaker 1: one up, I have God God. Yeah. Also we have
Speaker 1: one from one of our listeners. And is it just you?
Speaker 1: Shall I go first? Shall I kick this out?
Speaker 2: Go for it?
Speaker 1: Let's jump in? Is it just me? Do you also
Speaker 1: know the real reason Sprite has ditched the green bottle?
Speaker 1: What do you mean Spry ditched their signature green bottle?
Speaker 2: Have they?
Speaker 4: What is it now?
Speaker 1: It's clear?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull it up.
Speaker 4: Skinny one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull it up one skinny one, literally, the
Speaker 1: skinny one. No, no, no. So they've changed it from
Speaker 1: their iconic green Sprite to clear because it was too
Speaker 1: visible in pollution in the ocean. Oh fuck, because the
Speaker 1: only real bottle that has a color. Every other bottle
Speaker 1: is clear. But Sprite stood out so much in the
Speaker 1: sea and in the carcasses of dead whales that they went, fuck,
Speaker 1: this is bad for our brand, so they changed to clear.
Speaker 2: Where did you that?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 2: I'm going to make this point as I take a
Speaker 2: sip of Schwep's lemonade. Yes, Sprite have lost the fucking plot.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot going on with Spright. Have alot midge.
Speaker 1: That's it behind you. So that's the new one.
Speaker 2: It's still got the green sticker.
Speaker 1: It's got Yeah, the stick is green, but the bottle
Speaker 1: is clear.
Speaker 2: But they've now changed Sprite to Lemon lime flavored Sprite,
Speaker 2: and that's just the normal Sprite we've always known. And
Speaker 2: then they've changed the name of Lyft to Sprite Lemon Flavored,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's confusing because I thought Sprite was lemonade.
Speaker 1: Sprite's gone, Lift is gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, they've now changed it to Sprite lemonae flavor.
Speaker 2: They're trying to be coke where they have the range,
Speaker 2: you know how cocas, vanilla, yeah, diet, no sugar. They're
Speaker 2: now trying to make a Sprite rain. So they've got
Speaker 2: Sprite Lemon Lime, which is just normal fucking Sprite, and
Speaker 2: then they've got Sprite lemon which is what Lift used
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: You're right, what the fuck is sprite plast? Is that
Speaker 1: a subscription service?
Speaker 3: Have to subscribed to stream now only on sprite plast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for twelve ninety nine, you too can enjoy the.
Speaker 2: I would never agree to be a Sprite plus exclusive podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm off them at the moment.
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought Lyft was still a thing and that
Speaker 4: was just like Sprite's version of lip.
Speaker 2: No, they've bought it. They've brought lyft and just made
Speaker 2: it their own, and like it looks shit.
Speaker 1: I will say star. We were talking about this before
Speaker 1: we recorded. But McDonald's have removed full strength sugar sprite.
Speaker 4: They only have skinny sprite available now.
Speaker 3: Which is a sugar and it just doesn't hit the
Speaker 3: same When you're like super fucking hungover on a Sunday,
Speaker 3: you need your Maki's Sprite because.
Speaker 2: It was the right hey that gave me the hangover hack.
Speaker 2: If you have a McDonald's sprite, it'll bring you back
Speaker 2: to life. I only had two weeks to use that
Speaker 2: hack and then they ditched it. And they only have
Speaker 2: Sprite no Sugar at Mackets, which makes no sense because
Speaker 2: they have the range of coke. They've got coke coke
Speaker 2: no sugar. Why does that have to be one or
Speaker 2: the other. And I actually m seed Mackets function recently
Speaker 2: and one of their top dogs for saying yeah, we've
Speaker 2: recently launched sprite zero sugar and there's a really good uptake,
Speaker 2: really good feedback and I'm sitting there bart in my life.
Speaker 2: Then you have fucking ruined my hangovers.
Speaker 1: Corporate bullshit.
Speaker 3: I know if you drink it out of the bottle
Speaker 3: when you hungover, it doesn't hit the same because a
Speaker 3: lot of the time it's like flat as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What it is about maccas as well. I even one
Speaker 2: time got a hungry jack, Sprite still didn't hit the same.
Speaker 1: Did not. They must be doing something because they use
Speaker 1: the concentrates, right, they use like the sugary concentrate. Then
Speaker 1: they add because if you watch them pour it in
Speaker 1: the machine, it's like white black white black white black,
Speaker 1: like you see the breakup of the syrup and the
Speaker 1: carbonated water. I love it.
Speaker 2: It's just start a hashtag like sprite is over party
Speaker 2: or bite me sprite, brite me.
Speaker 1: We can work rhymes and ship fight me sprite Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: spikee me like spie.
Speaker 2: Don't be spriteful, don't be a sprite.
Speaker 1: Don't be spriteful. Macis because it's got to address makers.
Speaker 2: Right, that's gotta be. That's gotta be our campaign. Sprite
Speaker 2: stop sucking around.
Speaker 1: I'm not loving it. What about that hashtag? I'm just
Speaker 1: not I'm just not fucking doing it. Once again.
Speaker 2: I'm taking a sip from my swept fan apology then
Speaker 2: advanced Vibert seventeen eighty three.
Speaker 1: They were fucking making this concoction before Australia was even
Speaker 1: fucking settled. Imagine having a sprite back in those days.
Speaker 1: That would be like, you know, they say, what would
Speaker 1: you give a pilgrim if you saw this? Would kill
Speaker 1: a pilgrim? Not seventeen eighty three was a while ago.
Speaker 2: But they look schweps natural lemon flavor, naturally, not lemon lime,
Speaker 2: which is what brit acclaiming their lemonade is.
Speaker 3: It's such a lie to be like zero point five
Speaker 3: percent lime. Bullshit, there's no lime, so you can use
Speaker 3: the green.
Speaker 2: And now not use the green. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look this Jacob Schweb brought liquent to like this is
Speaker 1: true in seventeen eighty three. This is on their bottle
Speaker 1: read in seventeen eighty three with the creation of bubbles.
Speaker 1: So this cunt thinks he created the bubble cocky piece
Speaker 1: of shit bottling the magic of schweps of vessels.
Speaker 4: I like that the word schwepes is a bit of
Speaker 4: an odd one.
Speaker 2: Especially with my lists.
Speaker 1: But imagine waking up telling your wife in seventeen eighty
Speaker 1: three that you invented the bubble.
Speaker 2: I did a fart in the bathroom. I reckon, I'm
Speaker 2: onto something.
Speaker 1: She's like, maybe I had a bit of lemon, babe.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: Any kids called sweps for me? A little funck with
Speaker 4: hand off the light switch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, there has to be.
Speaker 2: PEPSI get inside now, Sprite no sugar ship.
Speaker 1: That would be Sprite middle name, no sugar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with like a hyphen as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: My daughter and my son kissed.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, all right, well that's my agent. Really,
Speaker 1: I just fucking Sprite. I'm done, Sprite. It's cancer.
Speaker 2: They're being spriteful.
Speaker 1: Spriteys over partying.
Speaker 4: I'm not loving it.
Speaker 1: All right, Mit, you're ready for your agent?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hit me?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: He finally figured out the key to self care. Looking
Speaker 2: at each side, you reckon, you're going to get a
Speaker 2: kick out of this. Finally, once again, I saw her
Speaker 2: tiktook the other day and it just resonated. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's so true. I'm gonna play you
Speaker 2: what she said. Okay, yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 6: Think I finally figured out the secret of self care,
Speaker 6: and the secret is do it for the aesthetic. I
Speaker 6: am so fucking serious.
Speaker 2: You know why vision boards work.
Speaker 6: It's because Pinterest did it first. Motherfucker.
Speaker 4: If you weren't thinking to.
Speaker 6: Yourself ten times a day, this is aesthetic as fuck
Speaker 6: what I'm doing, then you're doing it raw. I woke
Speaker 6: up this morning feeling like the greasy potato chip crumbs
Speaker 6: at the bottom of the bag.
Speaker 2: But do you know what I did?
Speaker 6: I did some stretches and some affirmation. I filed my
Speaker 6: nails while I was waiting for my Aztec clay mud
Speaker 6: mask to dry, took a cold shower like a psychopath,
Speaker 6: did my makeup, changed my outfit like six times, just
Speaker 6: to sip my ass here.
Speaker 1: Drink some fancy tea out of my fancy tea.
Speaker 6: Cup, and draw this picture of a rabbit with a
Speaker 6: unicorn horn, all the while listening to the Smiths. And
Speaker 6: you know what I thought to myself, I'm the main
Speaker 6: character in a John Green.
Speaker 1: Book right now.
Speaker 6: So you want to be happy, or at least convince
Speaker 6: yourself for a short amount of time that you are
Speaker 6: manifest your most recent Pinterest board and be just a
Speaker 6: little bit delusional.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, that's bang on. Yeah, self care
Speaker 2: is just doing it for the aesthetic. Oh tell someone's
Speaker 2: watching you when they're not, and you trick yourself into
Speaker 2: being cheered up.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I only wear those under eye gel things
Speaker 1: because they look cool. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 2: I really don't find those things effective. I think I
Speaker 2: said that last week. I think they look cool.
Speaker 1: They look cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have sensitive skin, so they kind of make
Speaker 4: my face burn a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 4: They look good, they look fantastic.
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. It really is about looking
Speaker 1: as pretending as if you're being filmed by the reality
Speaker 1: crew your entire lot, and.
Speaker 2: You bet your ass this new place I'm moving into,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it so aesthetically pleasing so I feel
Speaker 2: like joyous all the time. I can't play them not
Speaker 2: so much. I live with the grot, so it's not possible.
Speaker 2: But I see you posting shit star on Instagram, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm off to the beach before my work out on
Speaker 2: the beach, and I'm like, I mean, I can't falter
Speaker 2: even though it sounds horrible. She does it for the aesthetic,
Speaker 2: and I bet she.
Speaker 3: Feels good after I don't work out on the beach.
Speaker 3: I've been going to the beach in the mornings. But
Speaker 3: I can totally relate to that video because like I
Speaker 3: get to get myself see Instagram pick when I'm there
Speaker 3: of the sunrise, and I'm like, I'm so much better
Speaker 3: than ever.
Speaker 1: What lie do you go to the beach?
Speaker 3: If I go sunrise would be like five thirty, but
Speaker 3: today I went there at like six forty five seven And.
Speaker 2: What do you you?
Speaker 6: Just walk?
Speaker 1: Just walk?
Speaker 4: I just listen to podcasts.
Speaker 3: Walk, It's actually beautiful. Grab a coffee and then I'll
Speaker 3: go to the gym, Like I mean, I'm very lucky.
Speaker 3: I don't have to rush to get anywhere at nine.
Speaker 2: A yeah, so what do you do? What time do
Speaker 2: you go to bed?
Speaker 4: In an ideal world, like nine p thirty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so early.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I would love to get back to that.
Speaker 1: I'm on air at night.
Speaker 3: That's like my best self, my like best hot girl
Speaker 3: version of myself would be bed at nine, wake up
Speaker 3: at five.
Speaker 2: I love that. It's like you're off to a dawn
Speaker 2: seven something.
Speaker 4: Mummy says, lights on, hold.
Speaker 1: On, is that new. Is that like a new thing
Speaker 1: you've been like for a wellness kick.
Speaker 3: No, I just like I've always been a morning person,
Speaker 3: and I feel like if I ever want to come
Speaker 3: back to like myself in terms of self care and
Speaker 3: everything like that, that is like what I do. Just
Speaker 3: get back into those habits that make me really happy.
Speaker 3: I don't just do it for the aesthetic. It genuinely
Speaker 3: makes me really happy, Like having the sun on my face.
Speaker 4: It's just beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's all those little moments that you've already achieved in
Speaker 3: the morning and you set up for good day after that.
Speaker 2: I actually want to start doing more of a routine
Speaker 2: like that once I move, because I'm going to be
Speaker 2: living near this park on a hill that overlooks the
Speaker 2: city and I'm like, oh my god, getting up early
Speaker 2: and going for a walk there, that'll really set me
Speaker 2: on the right track for the day around.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my local walk is gorgeous and it just
Speaker 1: makes me so happy when I can get to do it.
Speaker 2: When I lived in like the CBD Sitney, I used
Speaker 2: to get up every morning at six am and go
Speaker 2: for a run around Darling Harbor and I loved it.
Speaker 2: Now it sounds like actual hell. Trying to pull that off.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could ever do that, but it's
Speaker 2: like doing it for the aesthetic, and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden I was really fucking cute and loved it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if only I could see myself as
Speaker 1: a passer by when I'm walking because I've got my
Speaker 1: music on, I'm kiss slaying the world. I'm walking on
Speaker 1: be I look hot. But if I could just for
Speaker 1: one moment remove myself from my skeleton and watch, it
Speaker 1: would be this gangly monster damn igorgan, stomping around fucking
Speaker 1: black wattle Bay, sweating and I breathed so loudly. People
Speaker 1: look at me when I'm like, oh, they must know
Speaker 1: who I am. No, it's because they sound like I'm
Speaker 1: having an asthma attack. Truly, Everyone like glances me, they
Speaker 1: love me, But no, I'm just dying.
Speaker 4: When I'm walking along the beach.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I pretend I'm like doing a catwalk, or actually
Speaker 3: just pretend I'm a character in a movie and I'm like,
Speaker 3: everyone's here me because I'm so fucking hot and mysterious
Speaker 3: right now. But in reality, yeah, I'm probably just like
Speaker 3: walking like an absolute fuck.
Speaker 1: No one can walk on sand I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: you walk on the path now.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not on the sand, thank god.
Speaker 1: Fuck that.
Speaker 2: That is not aesthetic. Sorry.
Speaker 3: I cannot deal with sand in my socks like that.
Speaker 3: The feeling of that just gives me the geek is
Speaker 3: just not really my vibe, I know.
Speaker 1: And you have to walk on the hard sand that's
Speaker 1: been touched by the water. There's such a final line.
Speaker 1: There's like thirty centimeters of like yes, like the really
Speaker 1: hard stuff, but then the water can get your shoes.
Speaker 1: But then if it's too dry, it's fun.
Speaker 3: And you're like half sinking into the sand every second step,
Speaker 3: you know. I was at the beach in Rose Bay
Speaker 3: the other week and there was a fucking sinkhole on
Speaker 3: the beach.
Speaker 4: I was walking with friends.
Speaker 2: I thought they were like a myth.
Speaker 4: No, okay, yeah, so did I. But this was so terrifying.
Speaker 3: So that morning we'd had a conversation about how we
Speaker 3: hate the feeling of having wet socks. Don't ever put
Speaker 3: that out into the universe, because the universe is fucking listening.
Speaker 3: So we're walking on this beach and I'm like, come on, babe,
Speaker 3: let's go back to the car. And I turn around
Speaker 3: and she's fallen into a sinkhole and her right leg,
Speaker 3: the sand is literally up to her thigh, and she's
Speaker 3: kind of stuck in the sand, half hanging out, being like,
Speaker 3: help me, help me. I naturally just start pissing myself
Speaker 3: laughing because it was film I did. And then I
Speaker 3: fell into a sinkhole as well, so then we're both
Speaker 3: stuck in these sinkholes and I literally almost wet. I
Speaker 3: think I did wet myself a little bit because I
Speaker 3: was laughing at it, and I found it to panic
Speaker 3: because you know when all the movies if you fall
Speaker 3: in quicksand you know, don't move, don't move because it
Speaker 3: will suck you in. And then I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get that's not real, be sucked down to like
Speaker 3: the depths of the earth right now.
Speaker 4: Anyways, we made it out, but sinkholes are real.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would have been all over like
Speaker 2: that would have been front page news in Rose Bay,
Speaker 2: and you just imagine that would have been the biggest
Speaker 2: thing to happen all year.
Speaker 1: It was aesthetic. Yes, that's the main character.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: That doesn't happen to a b pot character.
Speaker 2: That happens to the star of the true and because
Speaker 2: you have the main character in that moment, everyone's like,
Speaker 2: will she make it? She's our favorite?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: You got something on your mind? Hit up at a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time for it.
Speaker 5: Is it just you?
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Speaker 1: We give you a chance to have an is it
Speaker 1: just me of your own? Something you've noticed you hate
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Speaker 1: Hello Star by I get music for every occasion.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: It's thing.
Speaker 4: I feel like there are a lot of options for
Speaker 4: my name as well in terms of music.
Speaker 1: What else could I have done?
Speaker 2: One thousand Stars by Natalie Bassingthway?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is that is?
Speaker 4: Shooting Stars by bag Raider?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Why can't I think of any songs at star and It?
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Speaker 4: What's that Pitbull one? Party like a rock Star? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: You're obviously in price keeper Jenets seat today. Whenever someone
Speaker 2: comes on for an neither just you. If they hear
Speaker 2: themselves on the show, they get a prize from her.
Speaker 2: I don't think we need to make a prize keeper, Star,
Speaker 2: do we? No, not for to Jenny can still look
Speaker 2: after that.
Speaker 4: So I've got a half empty can of Schwepes.
Speaker 1: That's quite nice. Do you have any merch you can
Speaker 1: give out? Donate them? Star?
Speaker 4: Yeah, a cockroach?
Speaker 2: Oh his drink bottle.
Speaker 1: She's currently ingesting it. But you'll get in about a day.
Speaker 2: So whoever we hear from today, make sure you hit
Speaker 2: a price keep Jenna? Who we got Alex?
Speaker 3: This is?
Speaker 1: Is it just you? Hey?
Speaker 5: Guys love the show? So is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or does coffee just help make your ship?
Speaker 5: Like I can literally go days without like have a
Speaker 5: bower movement, and then you just have one super coffee
Speaker 5: and you've run into the toilet.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was driving on my way home and was thinking like, wow,
Speaker 5: if I didn't have coffee, like, who knows how my
Speaker 5: stomach would be, I'd be fucked.
Speaker 1: I was driving home, I thought, you know who needed
Speaker 1: to hear this?
Speaker 2: The mitches, And I appreciate that they thought of us
Speaker 2: thank you, ale that's how you all.
Speaker 1: Should be listen. No, I agree, like I am very
Speaker 1: regular with my bower movements and it is always after
Speaker 1: my morning coffee at eleven am.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I've not ever gone a
Speaker 2: couple of days, have you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm super regular as well, Alex. I feel
Speaker 3: like you might want to get that checked out.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a concern.
Speaker 1: It's a metamersal mate, but.
Speaker 4: Definitely the morning coffee does get the floodgates open.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't actually like that though. Alex was talking about
Speaker 2: it as if it's such a helpful thing that coffee does.
Speaker 2: I hate it when I when I have a coffee
Speaker 2: and I'm like, it might give me the runs in
Speaker 2: a bit.
Speaker 1: I'm on a green juice thing, actually playing sery juice
Speaker 1: a liter of plain celery juice every morning. It's like
Speaker 1: a little detox. It's a thing you have in the
Speaker 1: morning and you don't need anything for half an hour after,
Speaker 1: and it's meant to cleanse your liver out. I don't know.
Speaker 1: My dad did nothing but my daily drink. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: but my cholesterol is mildly high, so my dad did
Speaker 1: it and his cholesterol went back to zero. It's some
Speaker 1: hubido shit, but it worked for him. So I'm drinking
Speaker 1: a liter of celery juice every morning.
Speaker 2: As a meal replacement, Like that's breakfast, no no, no,
Speaker 2: I eat like okay if I'm hungry, but most of
Speaker 2: the time I'm not.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that shit goes straight through me and I I, shit,
Speaker 1: you're not and it just comes straight out as celery juice.
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: I don't like that at all, not even how do
Speaker 1: you don't even feel anything? But it's a little bit
Speaker 1: it is, yeah, yeah, most definitely that thing would be
Speaker 1: bright gray awful. Sometimes my juice is not the best.
Speaker 1: It's like from aldi, so it sometimes there's little stalks
Speaker 1: left in it and it's floating in the drink like
Speaker 1: I'm not going to choose, so I drink it so
Speaker 1: that they just come straight out of storks.
Speaker 4: That's a bit of fiber there.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, guys, they passed all the way through with stalks.
Speaker 2: That is that's alarming problem.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not digesting, probably, but I don't think.
Speaker 2: You're meant to. It sounds like it's meant to cleanse
Speaker 2: you out. That sounds like it's intended to just go
Speaker 2: in one hole and out the other.
Speaker 1: It feels great and it takes like twenty minutes. I
Speaker 1: can feel it moving. It's really good. I recommend the celary.
Speaker 4: So you have to make sure that you're at home
Speaker 4: after having this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what about if you're at a cafe or
Speaker 2: something having a brunch and you have a coffee and
Speaker 2: you're just sort of sitting there and you feel the
Speaker 2: sweat's coming on and you think, oh god, this is
Speaker 2: going to be like a coffee shit. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: going to be. It's not going to be a healthy stool.
Speaker 2: It's gonna run, it's gonna yeah, truly.
Speaker 3: You know, we always you want to aim for like
Speaker 3: a number four on the Bristol stool chart, but if
Speaker 3: you're having a coffee, you're hitting about a one.
Speaker 2: I actually get weirdly smug about the quality of my sheets.
Speaker 2: If I eat really well, which I have today, I
Speaker 2: actually can't wait to go home and shit, it's going
Speaker 2: to be amazing. I'm gonna be I'm so proud of
Speaker 2: that one. That is a well for you guys.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do like two a day sometimes?
Speaker 3: Now I've just come back from a troop. I went
Speaker 3: to Fiji, and on the last day that I was there,
Speaker 3: I got food poisoning. You just brought up the sweats.
Speaker 3: I was calling it Fiji farts. Don't trust the farts.
Speaker 3: So I was in the line coming through the airport
Speaker 3: to fly back to Sydney and I felt the sweats.
Speaker 4: Comely and I just knew.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, oh yeah, oh shit, it's
Speaker 3: about to come out of me like lava. My vision
Speaker 3: started to go blurring, my hands were tingling.
Speaker 4: I made it through.
Speaker 1: I like, why that fuck?
Speaker 4: I have to get food poisoning on the last day
Speaker 4: of a trip and I had to sit on a.
Speaker 2: Fly the flight would be absolutely harrowing. And I think
Speaker 2: it's kind of implied on an airplane that yes, there's
Speaker 2: a bathroom there, but don't gladdy you you freak. It's
Speaker 2: weird everyone looking at you like what are you doing?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I agree, And also on all flights back from Ballei
Speaker 1: or Fiji, they should have three toilets in them. They
Speaker 1: should build planes on purpose, build them for the fact
Speaker 1: that everyone has barley.
Speaker 3: Oh that would be the worst if you had like
Speaker 3: proper like Luckily, when I got on the plane, I
Speaker 3: was feeling a bit better. But if you were in
Speaker 3: the thick of it like that would be fucked. Oh god,
Speaker 3: just get a seatbelt on the toilet. Sit there, the
Speaker 3: whole turbulence they had that.
Speaker 2: The seat belt like on. You're like, well, I'm on
Speaker 2: this throw.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, thanks Alex for taking us down this round talking
Speaker 2: about ship and we've broken off about ship.
Speaker 1: If you want to get in touch on this, this
Speaker 1: a message a couple of mitches in the DM prise
Speaker 1: yourself in prize.
Speaker 2: Now, Sorry you haven't. Is it just me of your
Speaker 2: own as I do?
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry it's also about ship theme today? Do
Speaker 4: I have a little sound?
Speaker 1: Bradley will count you the orchestras down? Okay?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Like care?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: The period poos get worse as you get older.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah they do, don't they preach it.
Speaker 4: There's a couple of menstruating mitches in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on the blob at the moment.
Speaker 4: Okay, looks rags.
Speaker 2: God that is so white tracks.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know if any Sorry, please explain plain
Speaker 4: to you period poos before. But I feel like when
Speaker 4: you younger, you're just like, oh yeah, first period whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm twenty eight now, and it just gives you, yeah,
Speaker 3: all those aesthetic habits, Yeah, clearly, and SPF every day
Speaker 3: come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, So you get your period and that is shit
Speaker 3: in and of itself, and then it does something to
Speaker 3: your bowels as well, and you're pretty much weaning.
Speaker 4: Out of your bum the whole time you have your period.
Speaker 1: So it's liquid, it's liquid.
Speaker 3: It's liquid, and sometimes you get these stabbing pains in
Speaker 3: your bumhole as well. It doesn't mean like stabbing pain
Speaker 3: or I need to pooh, like, you just randomly get
Speaker 3: these pains and you're like ah, and then it passes
Speaker 3: and it's gone, and.
Speaker 2: Only for the time that you've got the rags.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's shit, a lot of.
Speaker 1: It, quite literally.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there a male equivalent of that?
Speaker 4: Do you guys ever get near stabs in the bum or.
Speaker 1: Like you do, know what show you're on? You know,
Speaker 1: after you like you've come and we have youurethroughs. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have yourrethroughs as well, but ours is
Speaker 1: just like on the outer like the first Wii, after
Speaker 1: you finish, it feels different because it's kind of clear
Speaker 1: and the pipes out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got to push. It's got to push the
Speaker 4: pummies out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the sentiment, the lines like the celery juice.
Speaker 1: It's very similar and I got chunky cam at the moment.
Speaker 1: It's the salary, it's the celery. But there's something about
Speaker 1: it kind of feels good. It's kind of like scratching
Speaker 1: an itch, like you kind of feel like it feels good.
Speaker 2: I like it. It does feel wrong if you don't
Speaker 2: piss afterwards you get ut. I's right, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: got to piss after Does the same apply for men?
Speaker 1: Think so? Maybe not?
Speaker 2: I know think that's the thing with women. Right, you
Speaker 2: meant to piss after you get.
Speaker 3: Ridar you're a doctor, answer doctor Starr McGee here, definitely
Speaker 3: pierce after a route. Yes, sometimes it's hard because if
Speaker 3: you don't need a pee, you've got to like push out.
Speaker 1: Do you have a partner?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: His name's Matt.
Speaker 3: Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm Matt, shout out Matt, So do you is it?
Speaker 1: I guess it would be awkward, like even on a
Speaker 1: first date or I'm sure you're the helling have you've
Speaker 1: been together four and a half years, plenty of time?
Speaker 1: So do you always we after you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Does he know? To be like she's off to do it, you.
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, yeah, yeah, he does. Yes.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's any urgency then there.
Speaker 4: I would say, I do it quite urgently because I
Speaker 4: don't want to.
Speaker 3: You don't want to play with fire, just in cases,
Speaker 3: because getting a uti is fucked, you will be playing with.
Speaker 1: It hurts a lot.
Speaker 4: It's the worst. So straight to the toilet, do a
Speaker 4: little wi, and.
Speaker 1: Then come back and cuddle, you know whatever. Even get
Speaker 1: a bedpan, you can just do it on the side
Speaker 1: and stay in there.
Speaker 2: How long does it take going back to the period shits? Yes,
Speaker 2: how long does that last? Like the whole week?
Speaker 3: For me, it's like, yeah, the first couple of days
Speaker 3: and then it will kind of settle. But sometimes like
Speaker 3: that's how I know that it's coming, because I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's some rumbling down there, and then we'll be like woh,
Speaker 3: the floodgates have opened, and then the other floodgates open
Speaker 3: and it's all happening.
Speaker 1: Okay, I truthfully did think you meant period shits is
Speaker 1: in downtown Abbey shits, Like I thought you were referencing,
Speaker 1: like how would is it just me? Or do you
Speaker 1: think how did they ship in the day.
Speaker 2: That's a good point though. Imagine having to take off
Speaker 2: all those layers of clothing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the corset and the girdles.
Speaker 3: You're wearing a jumpsuit today, and that's and that's annoying.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like jumpsuit with long pants too, So
Speaker 3: you got a fucking unzipper and there if you don't worry,
Speaker 3: bryce in there with your tits out on the toilet,
Speaker 3: just like hope no one can see me through the crowd.
Speaker 2: I know when I was I was at a music
Speaker 2: festival recently and I wore a romper and I went
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and I was like, oh god, I've
Speaker 2: never had to do this before. Imagine me sitting there
Speaker 2: with like around my ankles, no shirt on, just sitting
Speaker 2: there like this is not aesthetic.
Speaker 1: This is not aesthetic. And you can hear the bass
Speaker 1: in the background, like through the cubicle walls.
Speaker 4: Festival toilets are so rough. They just gotta lose disgust
Speaker 4: at the end of the day when you go in there.
Speaker 2: Or I basically just went for a matinee half there
Speaker 2: for a few hours. Saw the Vernica's all five bucks.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not going to be staying there all
Speaker 2: night when it gets a bit ruddy.
Speaker 1: You're know what happened to me the other day here
Speaker 1: at work at the radio station. I work late, so
Speaker 1: no one's ever here. So I had to do a
Speaker 1: number two, my second poo of the day hit me
Speaker 1: no salary. This is purely you know, waste. And I
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and I go to the middle
Speaker 1: cubicle and I go in and I have the full
Speaker 1: bow movement and then I go to get toilet paper
Speaker 1: and it's empty, oh dear, and I'm like fuck, So
Speaker 1: I had to think about what I'm gonna do or
Speaker 1: do I stand up? But then it will like, you know,
Speaker 1: like when you get a mental health test and they
Speaker 1: like put ink on a paper and fold it in
Speaker 1: half and then open it again. It's like, what shape
Speaker 1: is this? That's what I would have looked like. So
Speaker 1: I'm like fuck. So I can'd of pull my pants
Speaker 1: under my knees and do like a pigeon squad what
Speaker 1: like a crab, And I waddle out of the middle
Speaker 1: one because I'm fucking hurrying in case anyone turns out,
Speaker 1: and then go to the first one and then have
Speaker 1: to finish and it was fine, but uh god, it
Speaker 1: was mortifying that that like thirteen second dash from the
Speaker 1: middle to the far right cubicle was Hell.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like the wattle that guys do, like
Speaker 3: after sex, if they got to get you a towel
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 4: It's like the little like side to side.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I've never yeah, very true, I've never
Speaker 2: actually discussed that with anyone, but yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: So all like, if you're having fun on your own
Speaker 1: and then you finish on yourself, then you have to
Speaker 1: like get up and kind of like like kind of
Speaker 1: it's stuck in your roles.
Speaker 2: No, I prefer not to do that. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 4: Why people have like in a movie, they have socks.
Speaker 2: That they like, I think, so I've never done that,
Speaker 2: but that does sound horrible.
Speaker 4: Just get some tissues.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it a thing. Oh I've just got
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't have enough. My blood pressure doesn't
Speaker 1: pump hard enough to keep me erect while standing up.
Speaker 1: It's actually a recent problem. I used to do it
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm not joking. My heart needs to
Speaker 1: focus on keeping my brain alive, so I can't get
Speaker 1: hard in the shouts so much service area for.
Speaker 2: His blood to cover. It's going to take shifts, like
Speaker 2: all right, we'll give the fingers a run today.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. The toes need it, mate, you come
Speaker 1: in the bed.
Speaker 4: The dogs need it truly.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you Star creating jem.
Speaker 2: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Listening on Spotify? I don't forget to leave a five star?
Speaker 2: Okay? Do while you're here, Star, we want to ask
Speaker 2: you the same question we ask all of our guests,
Speaker 2: which is we like to get them to contribute to
Speaker 2: our list of things better than drugs and dick. I
Speaker 2: feel like you've had quite a filthy show today about
Speaker 2: shit and come and et cetera. So why not just
Speaker 2: make it a little bit dirty great fluids Because we
Speaker 2: have this running list, right, we want to remind our
Speaker 2: younger listeners that there's more to life than partying and boys,
Speaker 2: because you do get in that headspace when you're in
Speaker 2: what late teens, early twenties, you think that's the be
Speaker 2: all and end all. So it just like a little
Speaker 2: thing in life you appreciate. What are some examples we've
Speaker 2: had all that?
Speaker 1: We say, Jess Malboy said, A nice walk on the
Speaker 1: grass did she.
Speaker 2: Barefoot in the Angel and BITI said that her waterbed
Speaker 2: better than drugs and Dick, she has a waterbeds be nice?
Speaker 1: I know right that Network TV cash Keena Lonsdale said,
Speaker 1: staring into the sun, didn't.
Speaker 2: He I can't even remember what he said. He was
Speaker 2: on he was on shrooms?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really immaculate degeneration. What do you have, Styne,
Speaker 1: what do oping?
Speaker 5: Monk?
Speaker 2: Said Jimmy Brings And I'm like, so true man.
Speaker 1: Amen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so we've yeah, we've had a bit of
Speaker 3: a feral episode, so mine is a little bit wholesome.
Speaker 4: And we're coming up to the silly season.
Speaker 3: We've got Christmas coming up. When you are cutting wrapping
Speaker 3: paper and the scissors glie, oh that's fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm putting on the list, not even going to
Speaker 2: question it.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. That might be one of the best we've
Speaker 1: ever had.
Speaker 4: It makes you a bit horny, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: It does?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, But you know when you do it really
Speaker 1: well that you get to the end of it kind
Speaker 1: of rips, right, Yeah, you get a bit of smug.
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever get taught from anyone? My mum
Speaker 1: taught me. But the ribbon. When you wrap it, you
Speaker 1: do the bow, then you get the knife and you
Speaker 1: put it on the end of the ribbon and you
Speaker 1: curl it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I've never been able to I've watched other
Speaker 2: people do it and they make it look so weazy.
Speaker 2: I've never been able to nail it.
Speaker 3: I'm shit at wrapping presents. Like I just like the
Speaker 3: idea of it, but when I do it, I can't
Speaker 3: be fucked. I just want to cut the wrapping paper
Speaker 3: and then leave it. But yeah, I do like to
Speaker 3: do that, the little curly ribbon, but that ribbon is
Speaker 3: so hard to actually remove when you're trying.
Speaker 2: To open the pan.
Speaker 1: It's really tough.
Speaker 2: Yeah god, yeah, Now I love wrapping presents. I'm quite
Speaker 2: good at it, but there are definitely days where I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's going to chuck it in a gift bag. Fuck this.
Speaker 1: Hayena and I, me and my partner are a gift
Speaker 1: bag family. We just gift.
Speaker 4: If you buy it from Mecca, it's really good because
Speaker 4: it comes in the pretty bag and then it's like
Speaker 4: tissue paper over it and then you don't have to
Speaker 4: do anything.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 2: I'm quite thrifty it comes to my wrapping paper. I've
Speaker 2: got like really gorgeous silver and gold paper with like
Speaker 2: generic patterns, so it could be Christmas paper or it
Speaker 2: could be I love that.
Speaker 4: I love just like a plain brown paper.
Speaker 1: Wrapping paper gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: Esthetic? Yeah, true. You know I always do it, always
Speaker 1: so much, wrapping paper for a small box, and then
Speaker 1: I fold it like you wrap it and then like
Speaker 1: the goodle corners that turn into triangles are so long. Yeah, bo,
Speaker 1: I'm not good at it.
Speaker 2: I'm excellent. I'm oddly good at it.
Speaker 1: I reckon there's something in a psychology in that what
Speaker 1: your wrapping technique tells you about your personality.
Speaker 4: Definitely, Like I love writing a beautiful card and very
Speaker 4: big on cards. Words of affirmation all the way.
Speaker 2: But is that your love language? You're one of them? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you must think I hate you then because I'm so
Speaker 2: bad at giving words of affirmation.
Speaker 3: No, but I think that's one of the ways that
Speaker 3: I give love is definitely words of affirmation. But in
Speaker 3: terms of receiving it, I'm like acts of service, quality
Speaker 3: time for important. Yeah, Matt's is physical touch, and I
Speaker 3: forget that sometimes because I'm like, off, you're being annoying
Speaker 3: but I'm like, you actually need this to feel loved.
Speaker 3: So like, I'm a very affectionate person, but you know
Speaker 3: how sometimes like they just annoy.
Speaker 2: You a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, anyways, love you, Matt.
Speaker 2: Language again, all of them, Yeah, every single one of them.
Speaker 2: Love language? Is this needy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I take it all. I like physical touch. I'm very Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like I need to redo the quiz because
Speaker 3: when I did it a couple of years ago, I
Speaker 3: kind of knew what my mine was going to be anyway,
Speaker 3: so I chose my answers based on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, what's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Rigged it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did? Why can I not think of words today?
Speaker 1: Rigged it?
Speaker 4: Rooted rat?
Speaker 1: That's what we do on the show.
Speaker 3: Act.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all talk, then we all.
Speaker 2: Root rooted rat in the morning.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the Central Coast breakfast.
Speaker 4: You brush your teeth first, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You'd be rigged. You'd be rooted on the rag for sure.
Speaker 2: You reckon?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do I look black?
Speaker 4: I've just been rude?
Speaker 1: Amen? All right, thank you? Star. He should we placed
Speaker 1: out of silence?
Speaker 2: Oh yep, all right, let's go. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Of silence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we like to get our guests to do this too.
Speaker 3: Star how you're feeling, I'm a little bit nervous, but
Speaker 3: also excited to see. I think this is gonna be
Speaker 3: really tricky for me because I'm probably just gonna start
Speaker 3: pissing myself laughing.
Speaker 1: Are you a giggler? Did you just giggle? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have a nervous laugh as well, like in really
Speaker 3: inappropriate settings, like if I'm about to get a needle.
Speaker 3: One time, my sister was doing acupuncture on me and
Speaker 3: I just start laughing like I actually sound like a
Speaker 3: fucking manius acupuncturist.
Speaker 2: Or Okay, have you got the sort of friends that
Speaker 2: answer your calls?
Speaker 1: I hope?
Speaker 4: So, I mean this will be the real test, won't it.
Speaker 2: So what you're gotta do is you call someone and
Speaker 2: then have a chat, wait for them to ask you
Speaker 2: a question. As soon as they ask you that question,
Speaker 2: just say nothing and take forever to answer it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you're allowed what is it one bridging phrase to
Speaker 2: try and extend the silence.
Speaker 1: Correct, So your aim is to have as long as
Speaker 1: silence as possible, and you get one bridging phrase. So
Speaker 1: after the first question goes along, but you don't want
Speaker 1: them to hang up, so maybe go one second, give
Speaker 1: you one moment, and.
Speaker 2: You're only had one of those extending phrases.
Speaker 1: Basically, the current line record is Carla from Bankstown, who
Speaker 1: we love, who had two minutes thirty. Wow, that is
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: But I reckon Carla kind of cheated. She called her
Speaker 2: mum as if any mother is going to hang up
Speaker 2: on their child, I know, like they're just grateful for
Speaker 2: the fucking phone call.
Speaker 1: And Carlo was coughing and bourbon and fining and.
Speaker 2: So you start laughing. Feel free to just pop your
Speaker 2: phone on m Yeah, hyah, okay, I'm allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: Though we endorse cheating here. I don't care about rules.
Speaker 1: And who are you calling?
Speaker 4: I am going to call Millie Ford today. You might
Speaker 4: know her as Milligram yep, so.
Speaker 2: At Millie on TikTok, yeah, much like you're just at start.
Speaker 4: Look it's a bit of a flex.
Speaker 3: Doubl are, of course, but no one else's cruising around
Speaker 3: with Star as they use the name like it's a
Speaker 3: bit a fucking random.
Speaker 1: Other than you're to get laws.
Speaker 3: Someone commented on my TikTok their surname was Star and
Speaker 3: they were like, can you please change your us name.
Speaker 4: I want that. I was like, pretre, the fuck are
Speaker 4: you know this is my user name.
Speaker 2: I do obviously adore Milly, but I think she's probably
Speaker 2: a bit flaky, so I would be very surprised if
Speaker 2: she answered.
Speaker 4: I mean, she's very busy.
Speaker 1: I was going to say she's like Australia's premiere influencer
Speaker 1: at the moment.
Speaker 2: She's top ten, but like, also, she's just the sort
Speaker 2: of person that arrives four hours late. Sorry, I had
Speaker 2: a lunch, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But so her character is just her in real life.
Speaker 2: Now God, no, not the mom but not the punished one.
Speaker 3: No, we call it Milligraham time, so we run on
Speaker 3: normal world time and Millie's on Milligraham time.
Speaker 2: Really, five pm Sydney time is like nine pm.
Speaker 4: Milli time, it's five pm somewhere on mill Yeah, all right, we'll.
Speaker 1: Call Milligraham Mitch. I'm gonna turn We're gonna turn off,
Speaker 1: and it's just you and that's stop what t reading.
Speaker 1: The timer will start start as soon as Milly asked
Speaker 1: you that first question, so you can talk to her
Speaker 1: as long as you want until she asked the question,
Speaker 1: and then you remain silent.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, right, going off? Do I need to put
Speaker 4: on speaker you? Oh this is so cool?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 4: Hello, hey queen, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 4: How are you going? Hello? I can't hear you?
Speaker 2: Sos?
Speaker 4: Wait, just give it give me a sex? Yeah really yeah, sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm bunny.
Speaker 2: No, we really did see Hello. It takes the herd
Speaker 2: to hang up a bitch twenty nine seconds?
Speaker 3: What a bitch?
Speaker 1: No, you failed. I have to message her. I feel back,
Speaker 1: call it back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe we'll give her a round two.
Speaker 1: How long was that?
Speaker 4: Mach twenty nine twenty nine seconds.
Speaker 1: That's the worst chapter.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Hi, queen, I'm on air with the mitches.
Speaker 2: It was basically a test of how long you'd stay
Speaker 2: on the line before hanging up. And god, you don't
Speaker 2: have much patience at all.
Speaker 4: I had to the phone because I was laughing. No stop,
Speaker 4: I literally I come.
Speaker 1: Up straight away no time.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, maybe I have some time.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, maybe I have time to run
Speaker 2: down and make myself a coffee. You probably would have.
Speaker 1: What if she was being kidnapped?
Speaker 4: Have the shortest attention span?
Speaker 2: Can you tell Mitch and I off for being the
Speaker 2: naughty boy that the back making prank.
Speaker 1: Yeah boy, the back get off your phone.
Speaker 4: Actually would have to confiscate that. Okay, so well, queen,
Speaker 4: go make your coffee twenty nine seconds. We'll remember that.
Speaker 4: But thank you for answering. We weren't sure. We know
Speaker 4: you're very busy.
Speaker 2: I am a busy girl. I've got like my time
Speaker 2: is precious.
Speaker 1: Hang up on it.
Speaker 2: So does she know that we were the Milli time thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She does. I was going to say, oh, you're on
Speaker 2: Millie time, and then I'm like, imagine if everyone says
Speaker 2: that behind her back. She didn't know that was a thing.
Speaker 1: Well well done, star, no fault of your own. You
Speaker 1: did very well. You had the bridging term down, Pat
Speaker 1: you blew that.
Speaker 2: A bit early, but that's fine.
Speaker 1: Very early.
Speaker 2: Panic.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, she's going to hang up. I
Speaker 3: just felt like she was going to hang up. It
Speaker 3: went a little bit too quiet. It was like uncomfortable
Speaker 3: silence for a hot second.
Speaker 2: That sounded like she muted you two and be like
Speaker 2: yeah I did.
Speaker 1: It was so quiet.
Speaker 4: She probably answered and chucked her phone across the room.
Speaker 4: She got to make a coffee.
Speaker 1: Probably wasn't even her probably was a pa answering half
Speaker 1: with a pre recorded voice.
Speaker 4: Mill that's Tilly, well, Star, that's you.
Speaker 1: Done on the show.
Speaker 2: You finished shift for her?
Speaker 4: Oh, no worries, put in your time. She do I
Speaker 4: get a prize, of course if you want one. You
Speaker 4: already gave me a lemonade. That's pretty good. I'm pretty
Speaker 4: happy with that.
Speaker 1: A sweps would you said you a mug? Do you
Speaker 1: want to sign mugs? Thank you? Yes, I can get
Speaker 1: a mug.
Speaker 2: I can add it to the friends of the show list.
Speaker 2: Now I know you'll be sometimes and send ship to.
Speaker 1: We send Yeah, we're a professional show, just so.
Speaker 4: I can see, Yeah, thank you, talk about ship come
Speaker 4: and everything else.
Speaker 1: Rocking around and you can get star on all social media,
Speaker 1: of course, but they don't can act. Instagram is different.
Speaker 1: They handle it different to TikTok, So.
Speaker 2: It's star one word with double R and TikTok and
Speaker 2: star McGee.
Speaker 4: On Instagram blue g just like the Cricket Ground.
Speaker 2: I never read it that way, but now it's always
Speaker 2: going to be McGee to me.
Speaker 4: I'm thanks for having me. Keep being aesthetic, keeping yeah,
Speaker 4: keep being say aesthetic.
Speaker 3: If you want to watch my stories, then you'll see
Speaker 3: my time stamp at the beach at five thirty in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, or if you just want
Speaker 1: to turn up to the beach Star with a yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Might need to save and someone like this is the
Speaker 3: only time I'll give people consent to film me with
Speaker 3: that me first, Just film me when I'm on the beach.
Speaker 4: I can say how good I look.
Speaker 1: Send it to us please and we will. We'll sell
Speaker 1: it to the media. I'm great to have you on
Speaker 1: Star with you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, guys, and we'll catch you next week.
Speaker 1: Idiots love yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 2: Mate, It just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment of
Speaker 2: the end, Just a couple of kid with ADD having
Speaker 2: a debrief talking ship. Nothing planned here. Did you even
Speaker 2: know that we had this section of the show? And
Speaker 2: I did not. Fuck She did look a little bit
Speaker 2: perturbed over there.
Speaker 1: These words are back. Yes, put like the palms of
Speaker 1: her hand on the seat as if to get up,
Speaker 1: and we're like, sit the fuck down. You signed on
Speaker 1: the whole show leaving. Oh my god, the announcement just
Speaker 1: came out at the time of recording, Trump just announced
Speaker 1: his running for presidency.
Speaker 2: Again, why would you bring that up?
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why would you bring that up?
Speaker 4: You know what you've done America.
Speaker 2: You know what you've done. You've ruined the vibes.
Speaker 1: Can I just say hot controversial tape, horrific, terrible for people. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not supporting Trump. I think his friends the world
Speaker 1: will be a better place without him. But I do
Speaker 1: kind of miss the circus, like it was entertaining.
Speaker 2: I would argue that Joe Biden's quite the clown himself.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, but like laughing at the man that
Speaker 1: you know is quite forgetful, is just this show?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: That's me? But Trump, like God, it was entertaining, terrible president.
Speaker 1: I don't want him back. I'm just saying hot take.
Speaker 1: I miss some of the drama of it all.
Speaker 4: God, just looking at America and all the shit that
Speaker 4: happens over there in Australia, You're just like.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I know, so lucky?
Speaker 2: Why did it used to be so desirable America? When
Speaker 2: we were kids, it was like, oh my god, I'd
Speaker 2: love to go to America. I know, it's so amazing
Speaker 2: and fun, happens now. I'm just like, it's futrid and
Speaker 2: not even in a cute way.
Speaker 3: I think TikTok has really changed that too, because we
Speaker 3: have so much more access to like content that's not filtered.
Speaker 4: It's just like seeing the raw, real version of how
Speaker 4: people live and I'm like, that's fuck.
Speaker 2: New York's pretty rank. I will say, yeah, I really
Speaker 2: have my heart set on being blown away and walking
Speaker 2: into times where like I'm home and I thought, is
Speaker 2: this it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucked.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it at all.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of people, Yeah, so many.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. Maybe I was there on a
Speaker 2: dead night because I was shocked by how many people
Speaker 2: they weren't. I was like, it's dead.
Speaker 1: Were you there in winterly? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe when I lived there, I was scared for my
Speaker 1: life on a daily truly, on a daily basis.
Speaker 4: How long did you live there?
Speaker 3: For?
Speaker 1: Nine months? Yeah? In la for three?
Speaker 4: What was scary about it?
Speaker 1: It's just I mean, maybe it's like I was nineteen,
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't fully into myself. I was still in
Speaker 1: the closet, so I probably had a lot of self
Speaker 1: discovery to do. So I was probably a bit on
Speaker 1: edge as well, about that.
Speaker 2: How do I walk straight?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Truly, as I had my yoga mat and my
Speaker 1: fucking I was studying theunter so Anton Chekhov, reading my script.
Speaker 1: Walking from L train to fucking Chelsea. It was just
Speaker 1: really intimidating. And I had an hour an hour transit.
Speaker 1: What am I trying to say? I can't think either
Speaker 1: an hour commute? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh I thank god, Cheezy. I think you have no
Speaker 2: idea what.
Speaker 5: Thing.
Speaker 1: I'm back every week from Brooklyn to New York, and
Speaker 1: it was just overwhelming. You know when I think I
Speaker 1: came from Sydney and I was so sheltered. It's a big,
Speaker 1: wide world out there, and there's no one to sort
Speaker 1: of to help you and to sort of save you.
Speaker 4: The subway super intense as well.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this foul. The subway is so foul.
Speaker 1: And I was listening to the Kyle and Jackie Oshow
Speaker 1: and they were interviewing some woman who was stuck in
Speaker 1: the Maya elevator and they're like call us now thirteen
Speaker 1: one or six, like where have you been trapped? And
Speaker 1: it made me remember that I got trapped for an
Speaker 1: hour under the Brooklyn like from Brooklyn to New York.
Speaker 1: It goes under the ocean, the train, the subway, and
Speaker 1: I got trapped for an hour under the tunnel underground.
Speaker 1: The lights went out. It was like in a Batman
Speaker 1: movie when the bad guy gets on the subway and
Speaker 1: then they run dies. It was and the New Yorkers
Speaker 1: were so unfazed. But I was like, oh no, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm going to die.
Speaker 3: This is it.
Speaker 2: They're probably thinking oh again.
Speaker 1: Truly, this was like way before people had torches on
Speaker 1: their iPhone, so it was like pitch black, so scary.
Speaker 4: Everyone else is just sitting there.
Speaker 1: Everyone's sitting there chilled, no phone reception, no phone because you're.
Speaker 2: Under And why is it so even in the dead
Speaker 2: of winter when it's blisteringly cold, Why is the subway
Speaker 2: so fucking hot and muggy?
Speaker 1: They hate those fucking tin cans. It's hell on earth.
Speaker 2: Hut. Yeah. Speaking of you doing acting school in New York,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of taking a leaf out of Sarce books.
Speaker 2: She just finished doing improv classes. Have you finished them?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I did if. I did an eight week
Speaker 4: improv course and it was so much fun.
Speaker 1: I think I wanted to do with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the best thing I've ever done.
Speaker 3: Like I did it with complete randoms, which was the
Speaker 3: best because everyone was there for really different reasons and
Speaker 3: I'm souper outgoing and actually quite confident, but there are
Speaker 3: a lot of people in the class who were really
Speaker 3: shy and like we were all there for different reasons,
Speaker 3: which I loved, and we just went there and every
Speaker 3: week we just played drama games and just had to
Speaker 3: do fun little exercises.
Speaker 2: How long? How long were the classes?
Speaker 3: They went for two and a half hours. The only
Speaker 3: the thing is, you know me my nine pm bedtime.
Speaker 3: It started at six point thirty, so you finished at
Speaker 3: nine and so at the end of it, I was like, much,
Speaker 3: my brain is fright, And also.
Speaker 4: Like the social energy was a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was like the first two weeks were
Speaker 3: really hard, and then towards the end, I was like
Speaker 3: getting really excited to go there.
Speaker 2: I just don't know if I can do two and
Speaker 2: a half hours, even when I would go to yoga stuff.
Speaker 2: If it was a one hour yoga class, fine, if
Speaker 2: it was an hour and a half, forget it. Like
Speaker 2: that half hour made such a different time because I've
Speaker 2: gotten well aptly because of this segment.
Speaker 1: Yes, a D D.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got the attention span, like merely.
Speaker 1: That's what I did in La story. I studied at
Speaker 1: the Groundlings and UCB just improv. It was seriously the
Speaker 1: best time of my life. I have such fun memories
Speaker 1: and all the people that I did in with in
Speaker 1: our like ones on a fucking Netflix show. The other
Speaker 1: one was an American horror story.
Speaker 2: I'm stay there and that'd probably be the natural trajectory.
Speaker 1: For me American American horror story too.
Speaker 4: Would you get your dogs out for Netflix?
Speaker 2: Yeah, try to stop me. I think that I'll probably
Speaker 2: up to an audition with my dog there.
Speaker 1: That's the one part of you I don't think i've
Speaker 1: ever seen. Well, your toes, well, shit, I wear slides
Speaker 1: every week.
Speaker 2: I only put on these, like actually clothed shoes because
Speaker 2: I knew we had a guest coming into you.
Speaker 4: Then me rocking up like a ferul with my slides.
Speaker 2: I I was quite confident. When I saw those, I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, great, I should have it some more mine.
Speaker 1: Hey what is that? Actually? What's your story? So you've
Speaker 1: been doing content for a couple of years now, Oh yeah, a.
Speaker 3: Couple of years but I've been doing content full time
Speaker 3: for the past three four months.
Speaker 1: So what we're doing your twenty eight So what's the
Speaker 1: sort of story. Yeah, job, So I.
Speaker 3: Worked in social media marketing for a fitness company, so
Speaker 3: manage like a counselor did marketing strategy. Before that, I
Speaker 3: was a dental nurse for seven years.
Speaker 1: Oh wow years.
Speaker 2: Again, I'm still shocked because it sounds like you have
Speaker 2: been out of high school for barely seven years.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so straight out of high school, I kind of
Speaker 3: was working in hospitality and then I randomly got a
Speaker 3: job in a dental practice and stayed there for seven years.
Speaker 4: And we was a cosmetic practice, so we did a
Speaker 4: lot of veneers implants.
Speaker 3: It was really cool, and that's where I met my
Speaker 3: best friend who I live with now as well, So yeah,
Speaker 3: that was really fun. But towards the end of me
Speaker 3: working in the dentist I moved in more to the
Speaker 3: business side. I was doing the marketing and blah blah
Speaker 3: blah blah. Got that job in social media. Everything kind
Speaker 3: of started to take off on the top and then
Speaker 3: I actually started my own social media agency where I
Speaker 3: was freelancing managing other people's accounts for them, and then
Speaker 3: you know, all this influencing stuff really popped off, and
Speaker 3: I was like, well, this is way more fun, so
Speaker 3: I'm going to do.
Speaker 2: That for very similar So it's fine. I used to
Speaker 2: run the social media with this radio station.
Speaker 4: Then I was like, it is incredible, Like half the
Speaker 4: shit I get to do. I'm like, what the fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but you just got to make the most
Speaker 3: of it, you know, And I'm enjoying it, which is
Speaker 3: the most important.
Speaker 2: Mostly impressed that you've managed to keep like a normal routine,
Speaker 2: going to bed, getting up early, because that was the
Speaker 2: first thing that went out the window when I became
Speaker 2: full time. This oh my sleeping pattern is so ranked.
Speaker 2: So I'm like gonna try and have a hard reset.
Speaker 2: When I moved to the new place, I.
Speaker 3: Think I just need it for my sanity, Like the
Speaker 3: routine is what the keeps me, but also my like
Speaker 3: attention spent of my creativity in the afternoons, I'm fucking useless,
Speaker 3: Like I don't do anything in the afternoon, so I
Speaker 3: prefer to get it all done in the morning and
Speaker 3: then in the vos I can.
Speaker 4: Just like chill.
Speaker 2: I'm the opposite. I take three hours to wake up
Speaker 2: and then come late afternoon slash early evening, I'm on,
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Same true. And because I do my radio show at
Speaker 1: night at seven.
Speaker 4: O'clock, I have to really dinner time and then I've.
Speaker 1: Got to hold onto that energy otherwise by showtime I'm cooked.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It has been really different for me though in this job,
Speaker 3: because there are things on the weeknights that I go to. Now, yeah,
Speaker 3: I have to do things for work and I'm out
Speaker 3: till eleven, so I mean, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: That would really That's why I kind of threw in
Speaker 2: the towel. I was like, there's certain things that keep
Speaker 2: me up late, so there's no point in trying to
Speaker 2: get an early bedtime or one event will throw me off.
Speaker 3: I think, like, no matter what your routine is, it's
Speaker 3: important to have like some leeway, and you have to
Speaker 3: be fun to yourself. Like if you go, if you
Speaker 3: don't wake up one morning, like that doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah to wake that's not very the best quote from start,
Speaker 1: if you don't wake up in the morning, that's all right,
Speaker 1: No one would miss you because it's been so much
Speaker 1: fun haveing you on. Did you enjoy it? Be honest
Speaker 1: and tell us some nice things.
Speaker 4: Now I hated it.
Speaker 1: Okay, fads Affirmation.
Speaker 4: That was so much fun. I love you talking with
Speaker 4: you guys, well was can you praise me?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: Where's affirmation? Ship?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: You killed it, loved it perfect?
Speaker 1: You were fantastic.
Speaker 4: Am I a star?
Speaker 1: Well done? You won us over my favorite?
Speaker 2: Where's the star music?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry? Thank you? Star crazy?
Speaker 2: Isn't that the stars? The crazy.
Speaker 1: Star shot?
Speaker 2: What about when you Wish.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 2: No, no, it's really called when you Wish.
Speaker 4: From Is it from Pinocchio?
Speaker 1: When I want to find that Jiminy Cricket Cricket, Jimmy Cricket,
Speaker 1: one of the famous queer characters that never came out.
Speaker 1: It's such a pull, Jimmy Cricket.
Speaker 2: They're making prequels for every basket. I want to know
Speaker 2: Jimmy Cricket's backstory. Is that song called when You Wish
Speaker 2: upon a Star? Literally it watches.
Speaker 1: Him as a lava? Yeah, fat story, Just him as
Speaker 1: a widgity grab. That would be one hour of him
Speaker 1: just in an embryo, just.
Speaker 4: A single drop of cum.
Speaker 1: Oh yuck, here we go, this is it. Let's see
Speaker 1: mm hmmm, it's coming on. Hurry up, trying I don't
Speaker 1: know what's happening.
Speaker 2: Is the YouTube on me.
Speaker 4: Jiminy Cricket where Jiminy Cricket. He wasn't evil in Pinocchio.
Speaker 5: Was he?
Speaker 2: No, he was like the fairy godmother of thoughts.
Speaker 1: He was a cute one's coming on Start.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 1: So we do, so, we do, so, we do Star
Speaker 1: He's so great you making me imogin. Hear the lyrics.
Speaker 2: Oh here we go. You can heal it slowing down.
Speaker 4: When you wish.
Speaker 2: Honest can hold your friend and sing your part. Shu
Speaker 2: Starr is a real boy.
Speaker 4: You can feel my nose growing hold Look.
Speaker 1: There it is. I can picture you falling into a
Speaker 1: sinkhole of these and you locked up.
Speaker 2: It was that scene of Pinocchio where it just became
Speaker 2: a donkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, he was like he's mutilated. Yes, you write
Speaker 1: to talk.
Speaker 4: Pinocchio, right stuff.
Speaker 1: Go follow on old Social star in Star Star on TikTok.
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