WEBVTT - MINI: Splat The Cat

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Yesterday on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, we asked you for weird things in your freezer.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of you keep you deceized pets

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<v Speaker 1>there for how long? Dogs? Cats are bats, some rats.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the rats might be for the people that have

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<v Speaker 1>big snakes. Ah, yes, you know what about the bat?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you yeah, no, no, you should shouldn't you know? Ozzie

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<v Speaker 1>Osborn's no longer live, so one would presume that Ozzie

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<v Speaker 1>would have had one the other things keep sakes. We

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<v Speaker 1>heard a lot about placenta's wedding cakes, baby teeth very

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<v Speaker 1>common twenty two percent, with odd drinks and food. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>with twenty one maxibonds. Oh that's living. I'm jealous. And

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<v Speaker 1>then hard to categorize these ones. Someone's got some hell

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<v Speaker 1>as in frones and big you know, the like rocks

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<v Speaker 1>of rain, but they live in Perth. So I guess

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<v Speaker 1>if it hell's in birth and it was on like Christmas,

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<v Speaker 1>a boxing day, it's odd, but still to go and

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<v Speaker 1>get it, and you're keeping rain heavy solid golbals of rain.

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<v Speaker 1>You're keeping rain? Who are you showing it? Yes? And

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<v Speaker 1>bird seed? Oh but then where do we put this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's in a category of its own.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Christian, it's Jackie Gross. I had my breast implants

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<v Speaker 3>in my freezer for ten years. It triggered an awesome

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<v Speaker 3>night at my fifty ear. They got thrown around the

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<v Speaker 3>dead law and let's just say it triggered a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a boop tsunami. But that's another story. I hope

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<v Speaker 3>this is the best that you've had in your freezer

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<v Speaker 3>that somebody's rung up about have an awesome day, kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's been passed around. What's that game?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Buppet? Yes, a very different version of bop It tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about the boob tsunami as well, teasing us. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how that is tied to today's show, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>boob Tsunami.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Christian. As Julia, the weirdest thing I had in

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<v Speaker 5>my freezer was actually my mum's big toe. She fell

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<v Speaker 5>off a ladder.

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<v Speaker 3>Her toe come off in the ladder, and my father

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<v Speaker 3>was aware.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I can't hear anymore that not just that one

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<v Speaker 1>of the producers. When there's been recording in I can

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<v Speaker 1>hear people talking in the background. You have another thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a couple of weeks ago when I can

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<v Speaker 1>hear someone chuntering in the background.

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<v Speaker 5>So we had two ax Lottels in our freezer. I

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<v Speaker 5>had a flatmate that did a little bit of Google

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<v Speaker 5>research and apparently when an axe lottel passes away, if

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<v Speaker 5>you freeze it, you can bring them back to live.

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<v Speaker 5>Unfortunately that story is not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Who knew people had so much weird and wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>things in your freezers. We got some calls coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at some of the lines, said Patricia. Her

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<v Speaker 1>husband had an easted Eastern bearded dragon sat in there

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<v Speaker 1>for a week, just sating there, chilling out on a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of own time. Lee and Sydney micro bats dogs

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<v Speaker 1>had attacked it and needed to test it for disease.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who's doing the testing there? You earned laboratory

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<v Speaker 1>out the garage. Amanda, Welcome to the show. Good morning, Amanda,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good and thanks you calling? So unusual thing any freezer, Amanda?

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<v Speaker 4>I had three red belly piranhas.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, I thought these a deadly deadly fish.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they yeah, they can be. They are from Amazon

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<v Speaker 4>and deadly. But my ex boyfriend at well my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 4>at the time was into like exotic pets and he

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<v Speaker 4>worked on the rooms and had the money for them.

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<v Speaker 4>But really it was because yeah, I know, crazy right,

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<v Speaker 4>but he uh, he would have blamed me for because

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<v Speaker 4>I had to take care of them, so there had

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<v Speaker 4>to be and they actually one got sick and of

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<v Speaker 4>course then they attack each other, so I had to

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<v Speaker 4>freeze them for the evidence that he could see the

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<v Speaker 4>bite mark, knowing that I didn't kill his However, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were going to get an independent post. I can see

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<v Speaker 1>a side kind of thing in it, so fair enough.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, absolutely, because I know he paid a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>money for them, really and yeah, and then he left

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<v Speaker 4>them in my care. But I mean the water are

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<v Speaker 4>so precise, that off by the littlest bet that they

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<v Speaker 4>just get ill because they need that, you know, he

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<v Speaker 4>goes to Amazon. But yeah, yeah, that's it. They don't

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<v Speaker 4>they don't bite the hand that feeds them. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but uh yeah, no, that was it, lovely red Belly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Amanda, thank you very much you giving us a call.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, have a great day, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder why became an ex Tomorrow good morning sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep good morning, Christian and tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, you're right, We're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep, we're good. I had a cat. He was

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen years old, almost passed away on us. He was

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<v Speaker 2>eight kilos at death, and we couldn't get him to

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<v Speaker 2>the event. I didn't want to part with him, so

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<v Speaker 2>we put him in the freezer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and see thirteen years you had a great that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great innings with your cats as well, so it

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<v Speaker 1>would have become a big part of your family.

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<v Speaker 4>It was, he was, It was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>His name was Splat when you splait the cat and

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<v Speaker 2>then what happens when you run over something?

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<v Speaker 1>Strange name for a cat and an image and eight

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<v Speaker 1>kilos big old freezer WI one of those chest ones

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<v Speaker 1>out in the garage to get Old splatted.

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<v Speaker 2>It was actually just one of those like split freezer

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<v Speaker 2>fridge things, and we just emptied a whole shelf and

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<v Speaker 2>popped him in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really, But anytime you're going to get your

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<v Speaker 1>frozen peas or anything, you see Old sat there all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Later we took him down to the bits and Gotti

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<v Speaker 2>cremated five hundred dollars later due.

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<v Speaker 1>To the big market prices.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, we have true Budgies Caroline our freezer as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh blimy Spat didn't take them with him, did he

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<v Speaker 1>to the afterlife? And I'm going there coming with me.

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<v Speaker 2>They're still currently in there, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>What why they're still?

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<v Speaker 2>They moved because I don't want to let them go

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<v Speaker 2>and it's too expensive to cremate them as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it is two hundred dollars to cremate a small budgy,

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<v Speaker 2>so it can it can just leave it our freezer

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<v Speaker 2>and come move with us, which it did.

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<v Speaker 1>Be waiting for when they're going to have like some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of sale at the commentory, yuffy deals, come on down.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything must go go go, including your pets.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, no, I want to. I actually go

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<v Speaker 2>to the praise or occasionally go hi Berdies.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow. This is amazing. Thank you so much giving us

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<v Speaker 1>a cool mate. Thanks for showing all your stories, very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>O welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Listen rip Splat you sounds like an awesome cant.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a big a kilo one as well, Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian and I look, I listen to you every morning

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<v Speaker 2>as well thank you for the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right Blessure, Thanks a lot. Tomorrow I have a

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<v Speaker 1>good morning. Bye Christian O'Connell show, Come on podcast