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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: The way you became an instant legend a primary school

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Speaker 3: was by being the fastest kid. I still know the

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Speaker 3: name of the fastest boy at my primary school, Martin Lewis.

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Speaker 3: I'll never ever forget who if you were the fastest

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Speaker 3: kid for some reason that put you above anyone else

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Speaker 3: who was there, I couldn't even tell he was the

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Speaker 3: smartest kid. I wouldn't even register that or put it

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Speaker 3: in my brain. But the fastest kid, and to be

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Speaker 3: that kind of hollowed superhero status at school. The fastest

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Speaker 3: boy and girl, Martin Lewis forever burned in his name.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually going back homing to my hometown a couple

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Speaker 3: of weeks time, and I'm meeting up with some old

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Speaker 3: schoolmates and one of them said they saw Martin, I star,

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Speaker 3: Martin Lewis.

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Speaker 4: Was he running?

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Speaker 3: I was just like, God, has he still got that

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Speaker 3: base on him? Could we reunite and have a race

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Speaker 3: now in our fifties? My last race he still got

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Speaker 3: There's no way he's still got it. You remember the

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Speaker 3: fastest kid in your primary.

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Speaker 4: Screen constant, and he was not only the fastest over

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Speaker 4: one hundred meters and also the Cookes a cross country

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Speaker 4: so it didn't matter what distance she gave him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he had distant zampace. He's a double threat. He's

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Speaker 3: an early Hugh Jackman. It's amazing how you you knew

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Speaker 3: his name?

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Speaker 4: You remember straight Rio?

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Speaker 3: Were you that fastest kid?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 6: I wasn't. Ours was Red Scarf Phony?

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Speaker 3: You hit sorry, Red Scarf Phony's real name.

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Speaker 6: He's a real name.

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Speaker 3: No, No, he's something with a sopranos. He was Red

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Speaker 3: Scarf phoning.

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Speaker 6: He was an Italian kid. He hit puberty in year five.

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Speaker 3: Lewis that way before the rest of us, Big old

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a bead, he had muscles, all of us.

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Speaker 4: Still.

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Speaker 3: Lewis had a trash and he was still fast with

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Speaker 3: it as well. Zero eerodynamics scarffhon in his four beards,

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Speaker 3: sitting in the back of the English class.

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Speaker 7: He was the fastest, but everyone caught up to him

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Speaker 7: because he hit puberty really early. But then that was

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Speaker 7: the peak, so by ten eleven twelve he lost his

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Speaker 3: Oh we producer, Caitlin, do you remember who was in

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Speaker 3: your primary school fastest kid?

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Speaker 8: It was me?

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Speaker 3: Oh, our old friend the topper makes an appearance. Anything

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Speaker 3: who can do? I can do better?

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Speaker 9: I actually can.

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Speaker 8: I was also the fastest in the pool, swimming and.

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Speaker 3: Running land and what about.

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Speaker 9: So any kids from another point primary calling? Happy to

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Speaker 9: pop you on.

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Speaker 2: Edge Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Would any of us describes herself as morning people? I

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Speaker 3: get asked this a lot. So you're just like a

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Speaker 3: the day. I would not describe myself as a morning person.

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Speaker 3: This is just when the alarm goes off and the

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Speaker 3: mortgage needs to be paid. This is the hours of

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Speaker 3: the job. Are you a morning person? Perats?

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Speaker 9: I used to think I was, but as I get older,

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Speaker 9: I'm thinking no, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: You know like, as we get older, we're meant to

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Speaker 4: wake up earlier and earlier.

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Speaker 3: Why is that you right?

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Speaker 9: I don't know if you notice that sleep?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you need less sleep total? Is that it?

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Speaker 3: Or were you go to bed earlier?

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Speaker 4: Maybe you just get tireder during the day, so you're

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Speaker 4: going to bed earlier means you wake up earlier the next.

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Speaker 3: Day, or napping during the day becomes an essential part

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Speaker 3: rhetorical question. I'm going to answer the right way though.

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Speaker 3: I met a guy last week and there's a new

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Speaker 3: cafe that I'm going to now. And I was chatting

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Speaker 3: shop at five am. He goes, I didn't. This is

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Speaker 3: it's a really popular little spot right by Brighton Beach Station.

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Speaker 3: It's a great little spot. Then you can have a

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Speaker 3: But he said, I've now and now my whole life

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Speaker 3: And he's in his sixth to open up this cafe,

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Speaker 3: I'm now working really hard and it's all in the morning.

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Speaker 3: From six am. This cafe is really really busy. People

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Speaker 3: coming in non stock trades and that wanting coffee.

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Speaker 4: He needs to put some instant coffee on the front

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Speaker 4: shelf and say, like until seven am, you mit yourself

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Speaker 4: and then I'll do Barista coffee after seven.

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Speaker 3: So this morning, I want to know, then, what's your

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Speaker 3: part of that. I'm not a morning person. But most

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Speaker 3: of you up right now you're probably on your way

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Speaker 3: to work, some of you already be at work, and

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Speaker 3: about half of you wouldn't describe yourself as a morning person,

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Speaker 3: but you are actually operating. I'm not saying one hundred percent,

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Speaker 3: none of us are. We probably get into our gear

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Speaker 3: just around five to nine. I find I'm not a morning.

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Speaker 2: Person, but Christian no Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a morning person, Christian, but I have a

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Speaker 3: job starts at seven am. Even on days off, I

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Speaker 3: generally can't see past at eight am. No matter what

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Speaker 3: time I go to bed, I'm the same seven point thirty.

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Speaker 3: That's a lie for I wish I could like my wife.

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Speaker 3: I get up before my wife at the weekend. She's

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Speaker 3: like fastest sleep At nine o'clock in the morning. I'll

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Speaker 3: go into a couple of tea and she's like she

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Speaker 3: always wakes up right so aggressively creeping around like I'm

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Speaker 3: not creeping bruch. Come on, you're students. Actually she is.

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Speaker 3: Two weeks time, she had some induction days with her

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Speaker 3: new student mates on Thursday and Friday, shouts apart the

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Speaker 3: She's talking about selling the old pearly white Mercedes. I

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Speaker 3: couldn't even the weekend. I felt very awkward. Chris, damn Ryan,

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Speaker 3: grab your gold four by four, rocking up, hanging out

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Speaker 3: with the students, going down the bar on student night. Five

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Speaker 3: pound fight. You have five dollars from a potting apartmer

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Speaker 3: I'll pick you up on my Mercedes.

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Speaker 4: You'll probably make her a lot of friends like, oh,

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Speaker 4: that's the lady who shouts yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: The student Mamma, all right. I'm not a morning person,

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Speaker 3: but I think I would describe myself. I wouldn't say

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Speaker 3: I'm a morning person, but for twenty seven years I've

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Speaker 3: done Breakfastralia. I'm like a dimmer switch. I get up

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Speaker 3: at ten past four by six o'clock. I'm human enough,

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Speaker 3: or I can do an impression of a human enough

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Speaker 3: to begin a radio show. But yeah, I think it's

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Speaker 3: like a are you got that pantsy, Are you like

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Speaker 3: a dimmer switch because you get up before any of us?

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Speaker 9: I hate it on the weekends because my body clock

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Speaker 9: and my body like me.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you are a shift worker doing that?

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Speaker 3: It explains to crankiness.

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Speaker 9: Oh there's no crankiness some always, but that's what crank

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Speaker 3: What about you during Saturday, bro, when you won't get

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Speaker 3: up to about eleven eleven thirty? So were you just

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Speaker 3: soiling the bed?

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Speaker 4: No, there are We've had the second sound effect of

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Speaker 4: one Buddly functions this morning.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a morning person. But nine four one four

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Speaker 3: one four three, good morning, Mikayla. So you a morning

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Speaker 3: person or not? Mikayla.

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Speaker 1: I am absolutely not a morning person, and I'm crazy

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Speaker 1: for this. I get up at four am to go

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Speaker 1: simply refuse to go at five pm because you just

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Speaker 3: Like that.

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Speaker 1: So I forced myself to go at four am before

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Speaker 1: I start work at eight am.

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Speaker 3: That is incredible. So what is that seven days a week,

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Speaker 3: Monday to Friday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Monday to Friday are usually trained to five

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Speaker 4: But do you know how you make the rest of

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Speaker 3: Body language right now is has bound like you've been

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Speaker 3: told off, Mickayla. That's incredible.

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Speaker 3: Busy? Is it just you in the gym?

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Speaker 3: And also at the end of the day, you just

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Speaker 3: you're naked. You just want to go home.

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Speaker 4: No, I love that part when I'm trying to run

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Speaker 3: Well, there are two types of people, aren't they really,

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Speaker 3: there's the Jack and the Mekaya's in.

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Speaker 9: It's funny because on my way to work, I go

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Speaker 9: And there's people there and I look over and I think, oh,

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Speaker 9: that's commitment. That is so awesome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Mekata, So have you already done your work out

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Speaker 1: I've started my workout for the week.

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Speaker 3: I feel great for the rest of the day, don't you,

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Speaker 3: because you've done something really hard already.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're for the rest of the day. I mean

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Speaker 1: sometimes I need a big coffee or a lot of

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Speaker 1: pre work out to get me going. But whatever, whatever

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Speaker 1: you need to do to do what you got to do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Mikaya, thank you very much. You cool. Have a

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Speaker 3: good day.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys, you too, Claire.

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 9: Not a morning person, but I'm not a morning person,

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Speaker 9: but I have a dog, and with dogs.

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Speaker 11: You need to walk them, you do.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, And so for the past ten years, despite the

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Speaker 10: fact that I am absolutely not a morning person, I've

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because dogs are morning people. Yeah, they really are.

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Speaker 3: Peak dog hours are the moment you're up there like Shenanigans.

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Speaker 3: Let's go. Then, are we going for a walk? Please?

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Speaker 3: All right, so we're looking for stories are being too

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Speaker 4: I've got a story, but it's going to sound like

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Speaker 3: Sorry for the successful people. So you had to crime

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Speaker 3: Yeah awesome, what a sight? Yeah yeah, folding themselves in

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Speaker 3: good day, Christian Connell Show Podcast, Jackie Boy, how was

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Speaker 4: You know how you said we should go back into

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Speaker 4: a classic segment we've done Who saved Who? Did you

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Speaker 4: street saved a turtle yesterday? Oh wow, Perhaps he's a tortoise.

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Speaker 4: Which is the one who has feet? Tortoise tortoise? Well

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Speaker 3: Please use the microphone if you don't mind just shouting

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Speaker 3: out like that.

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Speaker 7: The eastern long neck turn, which would have found in

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Speaker 7: the Eastern Coast, is found in a wide variety of

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Speaker 7: water bodies and is an opportunistic feeder, so you would

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Speaker 7: find them in rivers legs.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about a turtle. Did Jack see a turtle

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Speaker 3: or a tour toy?

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Speaker 4: Now he got on his feet. This one has a

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Speaker 4: stumpy feet. Yeah, that's a different like almost like total.

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Speaker 3: Get a little bit shirty. Okay, it's a different search.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, paid for producer. You've got to open up

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Speaker 3: another tap. Okay when I know something else? Now in

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Speaker 3: these producing roles when it ends, have strong claws and

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Speaker 3: because of the extra hours you have to do. Right now,

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Normally is there yucking up with Jack?

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Speaker 3: And I you lucky to see it. This a long

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Speaker 3: que o strange, you're gonna have another tab. I guess

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Speaker 3: what have you found?

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Speaker 6: The feet have strong claws and are webbed for swimming.

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Speaker 4: That's a that's a turtle. Yes, okay, so I definitely

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Speaker 4: saw a tortoise. Then he didn't have webbed feet.

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Speaker 3: Could you get up now? Sorry? Third one working, he's

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Speaker 3: not coming in next week. Get a photo of a

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Speaker 3: tortoise or garden tortoise.

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Speaker 6: Australia has no native land tortoise.

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Speaker 3: The pets.

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Speaker 4: He must be a pet.

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Speaker 3: So go around and have a look at some laptop

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Speaker 3: imag moment a fourth tab. He's going to lose at

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Speaker 3: a minute.

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Speaker 4: Huge but there are small ones?

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Speaker 3: No, no, you get small ones. There's a side of

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Speaker 3: a like a a helmet. So was a helmet size one?

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Speaker 4: It was a helmet even smaller than a helmet size.

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Speaker 3: Right, okay, or someone with a small head hel much coming,

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Speaker 3: small headed man who works on a building side.

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Speaker 4: Helmet over there.

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Speaker 9: So different to the varieties you see at the zoo, though,

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Speaker 9: which are like.

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Speaker 3: Human and the massive ones.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this was tiny.

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Speaker 3: This is someone's pete. But it can't wouldn't have gone

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Speaker 3: far because was he moving all sheet really slowly.

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Speaker 4: Super slowly and then because I had lunar, sucked itself in,

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Speaker 4: sucked its legs, and.

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Speaker 3: He show.

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Speaker 4: They could do that bull its extremities into the shell.

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Speaker 3: We've all done that. So men do that where they

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Speaker 3: go to a cold body of water, suck.

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Speaker 4: Myself in and they ever put it in a shoe

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Speaker 4: box with the intention to call wildlife added.

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Speaker 3: What's a shoe box? Oh yeah, I haven't got around

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Speaker 3: around Eastern next year. Sorry mate, I must make that.

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Speaker 13: Well.

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Speaker 4: Then my question is if anybody has in the Alphington

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Speaker 4: area has lost a tortoise, we know where it is.

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Speaker 6: There are no tortoises in Australia.

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Speaker 3: How can you say that there's a pair.

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Speaker 6: No, Yes, tortoises are banned in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Many things are banned in Australia that you can still

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Speaker 3: get hold of.

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Speaker 6: Okay, what you've got is an Eastern long neck turtle.

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Speaker 3: Is why do you keep banging on about that long neck?

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Speaker 3: He found?

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Speaker 4: We had a very early he had a very reasonable neck.

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Speaker 3: This is very face. I need ten tabs opened up.

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Speaker 2: The next break the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We were doing the time Waste and Rio had a

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Speaker 3: fact about horses that they can never get lost, and

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Speaker 3: we were like, we have no idea of verifying that,

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Speaker 3: and what have you called in one or probably the

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Speaker 3: top five most Australian sunning men. Ever, this guy called

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Speaker 3: Buddy who had this amazing story about horses and never

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Speaker 3: getting lost.

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Speaker 5: I had a friend who was a sheep driver back

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Speaker 5: in the nineteen thirties, piped up a mob of sheep

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Speaker 5: off a farm and bought a horse off a farmer.

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Speaker 5: I drove the sheep back to central Victoria and about

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Speaker 5: three days later the horse got out of the yard

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Speaker 5: and over a week later it got back to New

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Speaker 5: South Wales where it comes from.

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Speaker 12: It swam the Murray River.

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Speaker 3: True story, made swam the Murray River. This is amazing.

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Speaker 3: So today's show them on nine four one four one

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Speaker 3: o four three. We're asking to call us up with

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Speaker 3: your amazing animal stories. Rio you said you've got a

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Speaker 3: great one to kick us off here with.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I used to have a Mexican walking fish

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Speaker 7: when I was about tenwin sorry what I used.

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Speaker 6: To have a Mexican walking fish?

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 6: An ax lodel?

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Speaker 4: Our neighbors had one describe it to me.

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Speaker 3: I never heard of it.

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Speaker 6: Are you familiar with a salamander.

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Speaker 7: Yes, of course, it's in the same family, the same

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Speaker 7: genus as the salamander.

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Speaker 3: So like a small kind of dragon. Yeah, it's more

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Speaker 3: I guess it's more between like an eel.

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Speaker 6: And the dragon looked really slippery with my memory. Yes,

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Speaker 6: had that as a pen wasn't allowed a dog, but

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Speaker 6: it was allowed a.

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Speaker 3: Mexican wish how lucky you or the terra pin.

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Speaker 7: So they are quite interesting because they can They normally

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Speaker 7: live in tanks or in water, but they can walk

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Speaker 7: outside of water for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 6: They can survive.

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Speaker 3: I mean the name sort of suggests they might be

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Speaker 3: fond of walking.

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Speaker 6: Pretty amazing for a fish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but one day I would they got they've got legs.

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Speaker 6: Then hereah, they've got little legs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, little legs.

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Speaker 4: It looks like it kind of looks like halfway through

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Speaker 4: a evolution drawing where the fishes water and starts to

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Speaker 4: walk on.

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Speaker 3: They're performed legs, early legs, pre legs.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, exactly. And one morning I woke up and

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Speaker 6: he wasn't there. AXI wasn't there, Oh my god. Oh

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Speaker 6: a couple of hours. I've given up hope. Obviously, because

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Speaker 6: they would have died.

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Speaker 7: And then later that night I found Axie in a

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Speaker 7: beer bottle in the recycling bin.

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Speaker 6: So he's gotten out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've got a benders negless.

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Speaker 7: He survived just using the beer as his water source

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Speaker 7: for at least, you know, nine or ten hours is amazing.

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Speaker 3: These are They don't have to be related, by the way,

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Speaker 3: I just won. We'll go all right. So I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to think if I've got any booze related animals?

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Speaker 4: How did you get?

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell sho Gone podcast.

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Speaker 3: Looking for your amazing animal stories right now? Nine one

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Speaker 3: four one oh four to three. Get an email here

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Speaker 3: from Sharon. The subject heading caught my eye Animal incidents

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Speaker 3: chased by an orang a tongue. Okay, if your job

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Speaker 3: involves you get an emails like this, you know you

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Speaker 3: do important vital work. Chase by unarrang a tongue high

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Speaker 3: Christian not sure if I miss her, but are you

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Speaker 3: doing animal incidents? Well? Animal and amazing animal stories? No

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Speaker 3: animal incidents. I was hiking with a guide in my

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Speaker 3: husband in Sumatra. It's quite an opening to story, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: As we all do, I was hiking with the guide

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Speaker 3: in my husband in Sumatra, and the guide said, uh oh,

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Speaker 3: that mail up the tree is moving. I think he's

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Speaker 3: heading down. The mail up the tree is ann a

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Speaker 3: rung a tongue. They are massive. What are they about?

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Speaker 3: Ten feet making it up? Ten foot two yeah, ten

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Speaker 3: foot two yeah, ten. Don't look it up, just tell

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Speaker 3: my word for it. Twenty feet high TV white. I

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Speaker 3: have long red hair, and the guide said, missus, you

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Speaker 3: need to run right now. Oh my other trees going, Oh,

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Speaker 3: my ster I come here, honey. I think I just

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Speaker 3: found myself and you, missus, I'm coming. I have long hair,

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Speaker 3: long red hair. And the guy said, missus, you need

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Speaker 3: to run fast now, Christian, I ran so fast. A

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Speaker 3: guide was scaring me, trying to scare the male back

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Speaker 3: up the tree. How exactly do you scare a horny

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Speaker 3: or I'm going to turn back up a tree. She's

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Speaker 3: not your type, very naggy. My husband was on the

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Speaker 3: ground laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe. Wow, honestly,

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Speaker 3: he was no halp. I couldn't catch my breath. I

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Speaker 3: was running so quickly, and then I heard them yelling

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Speaker 3: at me. It took them forever to get to me

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Speaker 3: because everyone was still laughing. They called me missus. That's

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Speaker 3: from Sharon. She's now been with that Ranger Town for

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Speaker 3: ten Happy married you some more of your amazing animal stories.

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Speaker 3: Years ago and we were on our honeymoon. Our lovely

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Speaker 3: neighbors were looking after our best dog ever, Merlin, and

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Speaker 3: he thwarted Roberts from stealing our outdoor setting our friends

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Speaker 3: gave us for our wedding. At two Ammy bart Madley

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Speaker 3: and the neighbors came round to see the thieves dropping

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Speaker 3: the furniture and running off. Really big heist. It's like

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Speaker 3: the next Oceans movie trying to get that bunning outdoor.

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Speaker 4: It's so clunky as well so heavy.

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Speaker 3: They're always so wide those tables, aren't they. You're gonna

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Speaker 3: need to tilt it. Pivot, pivot, Ruth, Christian, my dog

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Speaker 3: noticed me struggling in the water and dragged me to

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Speaker 3: the riverbank by my index finger. Wow wow, wow index finger.

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Speaker 3: Amazing animals. He was not letting me go and tell

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Speaker 3: us out of the water. What amazing story, Ruth, Thank

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Speaker 3: you very much. Christian Connell Show podcast Patsy, What's going.

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Speaker 4: On with you?

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Speaker 9: Went into Yarravov. It's beautiful, isn't that a lovely little village,

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Speaker 9: Cherry sort of East village of New York. Almost it's

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Speaker 9: like our Okay, okay, this is where we must separate.

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Speaker 3: That's too much, okay.

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Speaker 4: Stroll along the street sex in the city Melbourne.

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Speaker 9: Ye, anyway, we just had a pub pub lunch. There's

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Speaker 9: nothing quite like a pub lunch on a Saturday.

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Speaker 3: And do you have partmer chips?

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Speaker 9: Of course I had a palmer and chips. Absolutely. Is

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Speaker 9: there anything else to have at the pub? And I

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Speaker 9: was designated driver, so I said to Chris, you know

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Speaker 9: what I really feel like? It was hot, and I said,

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Speaker 9: you know what, I really feel like a lemon squash.

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Speaker 9: I know that's like fuddy duddy, but I really want

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Speaker 9: a lemon squash.

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Speaker 3: But you are a fuddy duddy. You might as well

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Speaker 3: just own that. I get a tattoo just saying fud

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Speaker 3: dud fuddug life.

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Speaker 9: I really had a hankering for a lemon squash.

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Speaker 3: That is the son you old as No, no, it is.

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Speaker 3: Did you just come around the side? Is this not

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Speaker 3: good for the younger people coming in?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Madam, would you like to go to an rs L

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Speaker 3: and blade norm bowls with your lemon squash.

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Speaker 9: Maybe you not asked for a shandy or something like.

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Speaker 3: That'sual with the common of garden lemon limon bitters. That's love.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, sometimes I do go a lemon and lime bitters.

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Speaker 9: But I just had a hankering forruit. I just wanted.

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Speaker 9: My needs were simple. I just wanted a lemon squash.

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Speaker 3: Can a lady get a lemon squashed? P hold the lime?

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Speaker 3: There's too much of my dumb dumb I cracked myself.

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Speaker 9: Anyway, the love guy came back and he had a lemonade.

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Speaker 9: I said, what's with the lemonade? And he said, they

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Speaker 9: don't do lemon squash? And I said, are they out

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Speaker 9: of lemon squash? And he said no. The guy the

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Speaker 9: bartender had never heard at this yuppie.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is woke, as him go mad Trump is.

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Speaker 9: Right, what is with it? Is it not a thing?

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Speaker 9: Jack to have a lemon squashed?

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Speaker 3: Jack? I just said to me earlier, what is it?

667
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Speaker 3: What is lemon squash? Or they're squashing the lemons squash?

668
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Speaker 3: Orange squash is massive in the UK. Yeah, it's like

669
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Speaker 3: a cordial heavily diluted. So there's like.

670
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Speaker 9: Like the old tang.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, own squash big in the UK. But

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Speaker 3: obviously you like you before the lemon squash.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I do remember in supermarkets as a kid

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Speaker 4: there was a pub squash which was a lemon f.

675
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Speaker 9: Very similar, yes, very so.

676
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Speaker 3: Do you talk about a thing where it's cordial with

677
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 3: a bit of like soda water just water.

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Speaker 9: I don't know how they make it, whether it's a

679
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 9: cordial and they put yeah, like a spritzer in it.

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Speaker 9: But you know, growing up, we'd go for a counter

681
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 9: meal when we were kids and we'd eat in the

682
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Speaker 9: ladies lounge. You never ate in the bar and m

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Speaker 9: the ladies lou there was a lounge. You never ever

684
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Speaker 9: took a lady into the bar to eat. My dad

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Speaker 9: would NERVI take my mother.

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Speaker 3: In Australia absolutely just everywhere or.

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Speaker 9: Well, you know, women were barred from front bars up

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Speaker 9: until like this. I don't know what year it was,

689
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Speaker 9: but I'm sure it was in the seventies. A lady

690
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Speaker 9: was not allowed in a bar, so you.

691
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Speaker 3: Had a separate area.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, or that I didn't the restaurant at what

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Speaker 4: we would know is like the restaurant's section of a pub.

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Speaker 9: Now, yeah, they called it the ladies lounge.

695
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Speaker 3: I did not know that lounge. Yes, even as young

696
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Speaker 3: as a young girl, you'd be shoved out the back

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Speaker 3: at the Ladies Lands and.

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Speaker 9: Dad would never take Mum and I into the bar.

699
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Speaker 9: It wasn't the place.

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Speaker 3: Where would he be the boys club just waving through

701
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Speaker 3: that little gay. Hey girls keep it down in the

702
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Speaker 3: ladies lounge business trying to sort the country out the moment.

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Speaker 9: In the lounge, whippers. But I can remember seeing a

704
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Speaker 9: documentary of a bloke taking beers out to his wife

705
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Speaker 9: in the car parked out the truck in the seventies.

706
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 9: In the seventies because women.

707
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Speaker 3: Were part documentaries at Michael Moore One.

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Speaker 9: It was Australia in the sixties and seventies. Women were

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Speaker 9: allowed in bars in the front park.

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Speaker 4: And a lemon squash was as staple of.

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Speaker 9: The Yeah you just have a yeah, have a lemon squash.

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Speaker 4: Let's bring it back.

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Speaker 3: So what do you do? You just have to put

714
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Speaker 3: up with your lemonade?

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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I had the lemonade.

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Speaker 3: I was about you're filthy.

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Speaker 9: I was I just wanted a lemon squash. How hard

718
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Speaker 9: is it? But now I know it's not a thing,

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Speaker 9: So that makes me feel really old.

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Speaker 3: I don't they just be yuppie pups. Is probably not

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Speaker 3: a lot of demand.

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Speaker 9: For it in a busy should they I say, I say,

723
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Speaker 9: we need to bring it.

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Speaker 4: Pack is still serving sounds?

725
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Speaker 3: Is where you go if you want that.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.

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Speaker 3: Pats is up in arms this morning Christian Town Pats

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Speaker 3: altona RSL does Lemon Squash. Of course they were the

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Speaker 3: RSL's Everton Draft.

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Speaker 4: You probably drove right pastor and.

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Speaker 3: By the way, so you were talking about how in

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Speaker 3: the sixties and seventies here in Australia and I didn't

733
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Speaker 3: know this and Jack didn't neither. They're in pubs. Women

734
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Speaker 3: weren't really allowed into la front bar. That was the

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Speaker 3: domain of the men. And you had it what did

736
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Speaker 3: you call it?

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Speaker 9: The ladies ladies lounge and it was actually sign posted

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Speaker 9: on the doors ladies lounge most pubs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have a listened to this. This is from a

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Speaker 3: documentary This Day Today from the ABC.

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Speaker 8: Do you object to people.

742
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Speaker 3: Like me walking in and having a drink here amongst

743
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Speaker 3: gip I think for myself that the place whe women

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Speaker 3: is the saloon bow on the lounge.

745
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Speaker 8: Why what's wrong with us?

746
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Speaker 3: We ham if I want to talk or swear or

747
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Speaker 3: something like that, and a woman standing behind me, You can't,

748
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: can you? You just you can't or don't. So we

749
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Speaker 3: say that women need to be someone because he can't talk.

750
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Speaker 3: He's so intimidated by women. They must be kept in

751
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Speaker 3: a separate part of a building. He can't even speak,

752
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Speaker 3: They don't sweat.

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Speaker 9: That's a great.

754
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Speaker 3: Getting a car when he's by himself and just shout

755
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Speaker 3: and swear.

756
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Speaker 4: Also, he said, if a woman is standing behind you like,

757
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Speaker 4: there's no way you would let her sit next to

758
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Speaker 4: you if she would be part of the conversation. How

759
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Speaker 4: are you doing back there?

760
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Speaker 3: Shocking? Is it?

761
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Speaker 1: So?

762
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Speaker 3: Do you remember that this Day to Night?

763
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Speaker 9: That's a great documentary. I've actually watched that a few times.

764
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Speaker 9: It's brilliant and it's just a great snapshot. I have

765
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Speaker 9: to watch that how it was? Those were the times.

766
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 9: Believe we've come and.

767
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Speaker 3: Also tell me this, guys, you didn't used to speak

768
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Speaker 3: like this because at first, when I first heard this

769
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Speaker 3: is now, I thought it was in England, not Australia.

770
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Speaker 8: Do you object to people like me walking in and having.

771
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 3: She sounds more English than I do? Do you object

772
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 3: to people like me and walking around.

773
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 8: Here you unoth Do you object to people like me

774
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 8: walking in and having.

775
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 3: You take a break from licking the windows? Do you

776
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 3: get people the Queen's the queen maker this documentary.

777
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 9: The accent has changed enormously.

778
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 4: Anytime you watch older days astray of footage, they sound like.

779
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Speaker 3: That trying to do an impersonation of an English person.

780
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Speaker 8: Do you object to people like me walking in and

781
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Speaker 8: having like.

782
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Speaker 3: Me English plumbing people?

783
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Speaker 8: Do you object to people like me walking in and

784
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Speaker 8: having a drinking amongst chip?

785
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Speaker 5: I think myself that the place for women is the saloon.

786
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Speaker 3: Bow on the lounge. They really struck gold with him,

787
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 3: didn't they. Now we've got a couple of calls that

788
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 3: can help you out. Patsy. Lisha's on the like, what

789
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 3: can you tell Patsy? But have been upset? That's woke

790
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 3: them too far. She can't get hold of lemon squash,

791
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,479
Speaker 3: so you can.

792
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 14: Get them anywhere. Perhaps they can't drink, so he has

793
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Speaker 14: drink swiman squashes everywhere any pub we go to a club.

794
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 14: If they're not sure, hammamaker, he tells them, Alla maker.

795
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 3: It's not a cotail, so what is it?

796
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 8: Just lemon?

797
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: Let me get lemon squash or whatever.

798
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 4: Australia's jameson, so what pubs?

799
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Speaker 9: What area are you in?

800
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Speaker 14: I mean I'm randomic Crak area, but that one is

801
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Speaker 14: the city Cloudale.

802
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

803
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Speaker 9: See you're out on the Yeah, you're on the fringe.

804
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 9: They know in the they know in the Bush suburban area.

805
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 9: You need to educate that Bourban Melbourne Flower Gale is

806
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Speaker 9: out and about.

807
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Speaker 3: It's not like.

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Speaker 4: I guess if everyone is doing the same thing, it

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Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about this. Doesn't it

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Speaker 4: feel like against the ethics sport?

834
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 3: Exactly against the ethicis sport. But like you said, a

835
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 3: lot of them are using these masking agents and Jack

836
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,520
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837
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Speaker 3: gonna be what What are they doing like snorting lines

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Speaker 3: off the pool tiles ready to go?

839
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840
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Speaker 3: whoa whoa. Who's in the gym with us? Jack?

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Speaker 3: bench all right, Jackie boy? Who else? Scott is a

862
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Speaker 3: Who's who in the gym today?

863
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Speaker 4: Jack yeah, we got an a list on the treadmill.

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Speaker 3: Now, Oh yes, wow, wait, I mean I'm ready fit

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Speaker 3: They're getting ripped, Danny, well done.

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