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Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 2: All right, so Rio you've moved in, have you said

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Speaker 2: he lo and befriended the new neighbors either side?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 4: I am trying. I'm trying so hard. I'm so desperate

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Speaker 4: to be liked in our new street.

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Speaker 2: Yes, someone rod un argue the world's best chutney, spice

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Speaker 1: It over the fence and go. That's a US Actually.

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Speaker 4: Funny you say that because our direct next door neighbor is.

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Speaker 5: An old nona. We've seen her out the front. It's

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Speaker 1: Stop playing this of your bluetooth.

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Speaker 4: Attractive like sirens and.

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Speaker 2: Then start having a big old passater on the go right, go,

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Speaker 2: how much garlic would you put this?

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Speaker 1: You know, instant, not a friend.

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Speaker 4: Well, thank you, that's what I need, because so far

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Speaker 5: Yesterday, actually we're putting out the bins.

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Speaker 4: She's got those like all non A have those mechanical

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Speaker 1: Her window, the security blinds.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I could see they've watched her too much current effect.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm putting out the bins and I see the

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Speaker 1: A bit shifting. Yeah, I don't know, a little bit

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm desperate because my dream is that, like you said, Christian,

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Speaker 5: I want her have a relationship which you know passes

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Speaker 2: Non we had some old retired people living next door

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Speaker 2: to us. They are they become like your concierge service.

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Speaker 2: What did you use them for?

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Speaker 2: No, they were like they knew all the stuff like

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Speaker 1: They couldn't find it on I've taken it in feed

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you want to befriend her a tired old person.

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Speaker 2: But I mean another way that we're just stereotyping all honors.

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Speaker 1: He keeps shouting a go at me, shut her down.

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Speaker 5: She's playing hard to get, but she's like negging me.

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Speaker 1: What is this now? The graduate?

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Speaker 2: Hello, missus Robinson, open up those shutters and let me in.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christian o'connall Show. This week a national

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Speaker 2: search for your amazing stories. Number one must have happened

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Speaker 2: coming in, Christian. I take you back to nineteen seventy two.

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Speaker 2: I'm walking home from my nights out, about five hundred

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Speaker 2: Christian, there was a young tiger in my backyard of

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Speaker 2: for the photo now I thought this is a tool story.

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Speaker 2: Real come roundt believe with a look, that's a tiger's

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Speaker 1: Whether missus Schmid is his name is? Look? So tiger

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Speaker 2: What? And then Brad, Brad Bishop, Morning, Brad, Christian, this

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Speaker 2: is incredible. Have you seen the story about crocodile found

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Speaker 2: And it's a couple of suburbs to get that slag

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Speaker 2: on the weekend from Bunnings crocs the same crocodiles. That's

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Speaker 2: one thousand k's from its natural home. It's an incredible story. Now,

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Speaker 2: perhaps you've got a story that we've not heard before

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Speaker 8: Yeah, didn't happen to me, but it happened to my dad.

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Speaker 8: So dad lived out in the Aussie bush and he

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Speaker 2: number two is no tool stories.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely, hand on my heart, because.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is she got previous here. No, come on,

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Speaker 2: Was that the uncle called Big Red who punched a

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Speaker 5: Day, there is it? Core on, Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: There is not there rumors to be.

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Speaker 5: No, this is actually true.

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Speaker 8: So my dad is a young boy, was fishing, he

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Speaker 2: You can't say it like that. You can't go and

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Speaker 2: there was an elephant like it's a natural thing. Oh,

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Speaker 8: All funnily enough, Just down the road from them was

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Speaker 8: That's where they kept their animals.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, not this again. Come on, I'll make an idiot.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, this elephant used to get out all the time, and.

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Speaker 7: On elepant again.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's out again, And.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what we're not looking for.

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Speaker 5: Are you going to make up a story?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You know it made it went into town. It

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Speaker 2: It caused pandemonium in the local town and trying to

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show, Patsy Start your engine Now. Something terrible

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Speaker 2: to have it to you yesterday?

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Speaker 8: Can you believe this? I went to the supermarket yesterday

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Speaker 5: What Yeah, who does that?

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Speaker 8: And it was obviously a white car because there was

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Speaker 1: Do you ask around for anyone who saw it or anything?

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Speaker 8: No, I didn't know.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I know it's just a car. But the

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Speaker 8: annoying thing is it's only not enough damage to do

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Speaker 4: I'm sure I'm sure Patsy's correct. I just said, is

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Speaker 4: there a possibility that perhaps, maybe previously, maybe you could

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Speaker 8: I can just see what the pre show meeting would

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Speaker 2: we saw how ship the speed that she parks her

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Speaker 2: obviously a very slow motion accident.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 8: If I had hit.

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Speaker 1: Something over a matter of hours.

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Speaker 8: If I hit something enough with enough impact to make

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Speaker 4: Know And would I withdraw the question you thank you annoying.

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Speaker 2: Before the show rio goes you ask her, I went,

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Speaker 2: what your theory better coming from you?

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Speaker 1: Weasel there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you capitulated like England a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: Capitulation week.

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Speaker 2: Guys is back actually hopefully not so.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, they didn't like their details. That's horrible.

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Speaker 5: That is thank you for doing that.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, Calma's coming their way.

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Speaker 2: Pats is coming their way. She's like leam Neesan. She

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Speaker 2: find you and I will hurt you whoever you are.

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Speaker 2: Seriously leave the country now, for you cannot actually walk

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Speaker 2: to the airport. It is only a matter of days

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Speaker 2: before Patsy's reading out news about body washing up somewhere

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Speaker 1: It's a Christian o'connall show.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday, I had to go to the most terrifying place

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Speaker 1: I had a whole, but.

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Speaker 2: No the ones around my way, Patsy, they are fearsome volunteers.

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Speaker 2: I had a card boot, second one in the last

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Speaker 2: seven days of stuff, and my wife had stitched me up.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I was watching a TV show no spoilers,

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Speaker 2: What did you used to believe as a kid, you

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Speaker 1: The two were linked. Patsy, what do you used to

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Speaker 8: I always believe that vampires were real. I was convinced

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Speaker 2: Nighttime is the bewitching house, isn't it when they're that

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Speaker 2: Well, keep this going then what did you used to

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Speaker 1: This is on Chris Christian.

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Speaker 2: As a kid, I always thought wet sand had to

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Speaker 2: come undone in quicksand now producer Caitlin just came flying

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Speaker 2: Murray River and Tasmanian Wetlands.

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Speaker 1: Stay away from.

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Speaker 2: We cannot afford to lose listeners. Please avoid the Quicksand.

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Speaker 4: There were three things every like millennial gen X kid

450
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Speaker 4: was afraid of quicksand the Bermuda, try it, try and

451
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Speaker 4: still now and a spontaneous combustion was a huge and

452
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Speaker 4: every TV show is like that.

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Speaker 5: You would just get a spontaneous combustor.

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Speaker 2: See there used to be a terrifying TV show called

455
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Speaker 2: Tells of the Unexpected Roald Dahls Tells of the Unexpected,

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Speaker 2: and every three weeks it was someone spontaneously combusting. As

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Speaker 2: a kid, I don't know why my parents would would

458
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Speaker 2: exposed me to a show like that. If I ever

459
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Speaker 2: saw sometimes my dad's slippers, I would I was terrified

460
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Speaker 2: that he had just got up at a puff of smile.

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Speaker 1: God, spontaneous combustion? Is it a thing you don't know?

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Speaker 1: I've no idea.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to be reassured it is, otherwise the nightmares

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Speaker 2: would come back.

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Speaker 1: But just O, Kadan, what did you used to believe

466
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Speaker 1: as a Kidnade?

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Speaker 8: I always thought that the moon was my moon, and

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Speaker 8: it would follow me home.

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Speaker 3: To give me life.

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Speaker 1: That's your own personal marrior. I love that.

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Speaker 5: What always feels like it's following, it's.

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Speaker 1: My moon, Christian.

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Speaker 2: My wife also thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.

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Speaker 2: It's a growing thing. I didn't know somebody of you

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Speaker 2: believed this Christianized a kid. I used to believe that

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Speaker 2: there was a man standing inside the traffic light pole

477
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Speaker 2: who pushed a button to change the lights.

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Speaker 1: He lived in it. That's gate, that's a child.

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Speaker 2: It used to believe that the clouds were snow and

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Speaker 2: you had to fly on a plane to go skiing.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is an instance from Mick Christian.

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Speaker 2: As a child, I had no idea about the birds

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Speaker 2: and the bees and the concept of fertilization. I always

484
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Speaker 2: flushed a toilet before use. This was so that my

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Speaker 2: wei would not mix with a girl's we and make

486
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Speaker 2: a baby. Yeah, gotta be careful protection kids, if you

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Speaker 2: listen to this Christian. I used to thought that Mario

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Speaker 2: and Luigi were real plumbers and they just got their

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Speaker 2: own video game as a tie.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there may well be some plumbers called Mario

491
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Speaker 1: and Luigi. Now, just now we were talking about Vale.

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Speaker 2: Pats was talking about how terrified of where Walls was

493
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Speaker 2: because he had a running sketch. The Dave Allen show

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Speaker 2: Dave Anon at Large was a brilliant show. He was

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Speaker 2: still doing stand up into his seventies. So I saw

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Speaker 2: him about a year or two before he died.

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Speaker 1: Incredible.

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Speaker 2: One of the best storytellers I've ever seen live. He

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Speaker 2: did this really cool thing. The last time I saw

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Speaker 2: Dave An and live was he said, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: tell you my last story and then I'm going to

502
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Speaker 2: just go buggle off. I'm done. I don't believe in encoorse.

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Speaker 2: I think they cheapen the whole thing. I think they

504
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Speaker 2: embarrass you, and I there won't be an on care

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Speaker 2: this is my last story and then I'm done. Throughout

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Speaker 2: the whole show, he was famous for sitting in a chair.

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Speaker 2: We're just sit in a chair and tell stories, and

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Speaker 2: so throughout the whole show it's like two hours.

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Speaker 1: It was incredible. He kept having a little sip of whiskey.

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Speaker 2: He had a glass of whiskey, and he chained smoked

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Speaker 2: as well, and throughout the show he would top up

512
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Speaker 2: from his whiskey bottle his whiskey. Anyway, he did his

513
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Speaker 2: last short story and it was brilliant. He walks off

514
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Speaker 2: stage and then about a minute later he comes back

515
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Speaker 2: on stage and then we're thinking, oh god, he's going

516
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Speaker 2: to do an encore. We just said he wouldn't. He

517
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Speaker 2: simply just picked up a swisky for the left on

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Speaker 2: stage or walk back. I don't know if it's the

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Speaker 2: thing he did every night, but I remember thinking it's

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Speaker 2: so good. We found this clip from the late great

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Speaker 2: Dave Allan.

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Speaker 1: Have listened to this.

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Speaker 2: I know the Irish have a funny way of talking

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Speaker 2: with the Australians have also a funny they add.

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Speaker 1: I e onto a lot of work. I was there

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Speaker 1: around Christmas and I said to a fellow, said, what

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Speaker 1: are you going to do on Christmas? He said, well,

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Speaker 1: I'll think I'll get up Chrissy Die, I'll have my bracky.

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Speaker 1: I want to pick up the cozie goes with Dippy,

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Speaker 1: watch a game of footie, have a camera, drink eas

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Speaker 1: and then I'll come home and have a yummy, yummy

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Speaker 1: Chrissy din did. He was sixty four years of age.

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Speaker 3: Dave Adam The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show Confusion yesterday. I had perforoment at midday

535
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Speaker 2: for these hours and the amount of years doing them,

536
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Speaker 2: that sort of one till two is the grazer zob.

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Speaker 1: You can just wig out.

538
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Speaker 2: My family no, not to even call me unless they

539
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Speaker 2: really need to. My wife will begin if she does

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Speaker 2: come and then have you had your nap? And I

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Speaker 2: go no, She all right, call me back when you

542
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Speaker 2: work it out. And you've had a cup of tea,

543
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Speaker 2: So there needs to be a buffer zone. You're bare

544
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Speaker 2: to come out with hibernation.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was running some errands and I didn't realize

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Speaker 2: at the time it all drifted and I was in

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Speaker 2: the gray zone. And so I also turning to my car.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't returning to my car. I was returned to

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Speaker 2: a car exactly the same color as mine, not exactly

551
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Speaker 2: the same make or model, but exactly the same color.

552
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Speaker 2: At the mid sized suv. I rip open the door,

553
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Speaker 2: it's unlocked, and thinking I'm getting in my car. Well,

554
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Speaker 2: suddenly an old lady in the passenger seat, and I

555
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Speaker 2: mean a really old, frail lady actually shrieks. I really scared,

556
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Speaker 2: as I would do, because you know, there's all these

557
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Speaker 2: car jackets at and suddenly looks like there's some devilishly handsome,

558
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Speaker 2: roguish one, a charmer, a charmer roguish one, a rakish one,

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Speaker 2: right is in the car some English cat. Excuse me,

560
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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. So two things happened. She actually was

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Speaker 2: oh my god, no, she was actually really, I really

562
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Speaker 2: did scare her. At the same time, I'm thinking we're

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Speaker 2: part just down the road from an age care home,

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Speaker 2: and I'm thinking, oh, this poor old deer, I'm now

565
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Speaker 2: going to have to try and explain this isn't her

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Speaker 2: car and take her back to the unit where there's

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Speaker 2: probably some alarm going right now. Then I realized in

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Speaker 2: a minute, this isn't the badge of my I'm the

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Speaker 2: only confused.

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Speaker 5: Doddery fole here going to take you back to your.

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Speaker 2: Where there's no alarm being wrong for my disappearances, how

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Speaker 2: do you explain your.

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Speaker 1: Way out of that one? To the lady? I actually

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Speaker 1: went bright red, so I know, I'm so sorry. I

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Speaker 1: thought this was my car.

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Speaker 2: She just didn't understand because I think she was very

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Speaker 2: old and she's very confused and actually really scared. She

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Speaker 2: was doing that thing like leaning back. The worst thing

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Speaker 2: I saw my last is of her clutching double handed

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Speaker 2: her handbag.

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Speaker 1: That's the first thing you'd go for, and it did

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Speaker 1: look like a blinger one. Not the half of me

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Speaker 1: did think of won if you go any some cash

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Speaker 1: in there?

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Speaker 2: Just by myself something money's tight At the moment, I

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Speaker 2: could just you could.

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Speaker 1: Spit, spend me a honey or something in there.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I was just I really was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I was so confused my car and I was like,

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Speaker 2: my car is too up, and she was like trying

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Speaker 2: to look and as I then got into my car,

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Speaker 2: I was like looking back to her and she was

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Speaker 2: on the phat to somebody and I thought, hopefully that's

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Speaker 2: just like someone who's like dumped her there, or it's

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Speaker 2: on the places it might be pulled over if I

596
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Speaker 2: accidentally kidnapped an elderly baby.

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Speaker 1: And this was just like a dry run.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm very confused these hours. We can't really

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Speaker 2: parking signs or what car we even getting into. I

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Speaker 2: should be driving from that time.

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Speaker 3: You are Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's start for this week's what are the Odds Your

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Speaker 2: Stories of coincidence and chants. On thirteen fifty five twenty two, Christian,

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Speaker 2: one of the odds. My parents had just gone back

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Speaker 2: from Europe. They're on a bus tour and we're talking

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Speaker 2: to a couple of used to live in Garfield, West Gippsland.

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Speaker 2: Turns out they built and used to live in the

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Speaker 2: same house. My parents now living. What are the odds?

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Speaker 9: What are the odds?

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Speaker 1: You gotta be justhing me.

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Speaker 4: Like, were you a Cheryl who married a hun who

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Speaker 4: worked with the cheryl.

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Speaker 5: Who married a hunt?

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Speaker 2: As?

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Speaker 1: What are the odds?

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Speaker 9: Went to the football with a mate of mine, sat

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Speaker 9: next to an old couple and he was an old

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Speaker 9: speedway racer.

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Speaker 1: So I said, oh, whereabouts for your base goes?

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Speaker 9: Well a little town called Fort Nathan London, I said,

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Speaker 9: on some thought, Nithe, we lived in the same house

622
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Speaker 9: ten years apart. What are the odds that you're on

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Speaker 9: a boat in the Nile and you run into your

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Speaker 9: husband's best friend, Nanny, who was from eleven nine.

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Speaker 10: I've had worked at a place with a guy named Gavin.

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Speaker 10: His twin brother's name was Brad. In the same place,

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Speaker 10: I worked with a guy named Chris. My brother's name

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Speaker 10: is Chris, and we both had a sister named Julie.

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Speaker 1: Sends the thirteen fifty five twenty two Great stuff to you.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Maria here. Good morning, Maria, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 10: How are we?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Good Maria? What are the odds?

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Speaker 6: Okay? Well, the odds are that. A couple of weeks

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Speaker 6: ago school camp I did a coffee run for the teachers,

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Speaker 6: and we have two daughters named Kayla and Leanna. I

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Speaker 6: went to order the coffees and as I was talking

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Speaker 6: to the lady, I asked her name because I knew

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Speaker 6: you'd have a big orderg in the next day. And

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Speaker 6: she said her name was Kayla. I said, oh gosh,

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Speaker 6: that's my daughter's name. Now there was another lady waiting

642
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Speaker 6: to pick up her coffee, so they aldered her name

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Speaker 6: and they ailed out Leana, and I spun around and

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Speaker 6: I said, I'm sorry, what's your name? She said Leana

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Speaker 6: and I said, oh my gosh, that's my other daughter's name.

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Speaker 6: Now there was a third lady serving and she's turned

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Speaker 6: around and she said, okay, so tomorrow morning or when

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Speaker 6: you ring up, what name do I need to look

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Speaker 6: out for it. I said Maria and she said guess what,

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Speaker 6: she goes that's my middle name.

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Speaker 2: You had We were poise beautiful time, and I thought

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Speaker 2: we had a trifector there with the Maria.

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Speaker 1: But this is great.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what are the odds? What are the odds? And

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Speaker 6: so I need to shout out to Aiden, the other

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Speaker 6: teacher who reminded me to call you guys, to say.

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Speaker 1: This well, thank you very much to Aiden, and thank

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Speaker 1: you very much Maria for giving us a call. Have

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Speaker 1: a good day.

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Speaker 10: Thanks guys, you too, Thank you, Linda.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. What are the Odds?

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Speaker 10: Well, the odds.

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Speaker 11: Many years ago when I met my now husband who

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Speaker 11: started dating I moved to a little place, got a

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Speaker 11: phone put on, gave him the phone number. He says, oh,

666
00:31:07,445 --> 00:31:10,365
Speaker 11: that looks familiar. I said, the cat, it's a new number.

667
00:31:11,005 --> 00:31:14,765
Speaker 11: Kept giving these phone calls asking for his ex wife's name,

668
00:31:14,805 --> 00:31:18,005
Speaker 11: which was Laura. Very similar, I guess, And in the

669
00:31:18,165 --> 00:31:22,245
Speaker 11: end I'm like, what the hell. Turns out Telstra had

670
00:31:22,325 --> 00:31:26,005
Speaker 11: given me his ex wife's phone number after she left town,

671
00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:31,965
Speaker 11: which she had only been gone two months out of

672
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Speaker 11: the area. And seriously, to this day we got his story.

673
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Speaker 11: No one believes that.

674
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Speaker 5: He's got a type he has.

675
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,605
Speaker 1: Isn't there the and the and the name and the numbers.

676
00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:44,765
Speaker 12: It's similar.

677
00:31:44,805 --> 00:31:46,405
Speaker 11: I mean, you don't have to learn a new number

678
00:31:47,445 --> 00:31:49,765
Speaker 11: and call me Laura from time to time.

679
00:31:49,885 --> 00:31:52,925
Speaker 5: But cover uppers, Oh no, sorry, I didn't mean to

680
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Speaker 5: learn it.

681
00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:54,845
Speaker 7: I was trying to call exactly.

682
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Speaker 11: Sometimes I think people were just taking the mickey. Yeah, Telstra, seriously.

683
00:31:59,645 --> 00:32:01,645
Speaker 1: Wow, lorna great call.

684
00:32:02,525 --> 00:32:02,925
Speaker 6: No, I.

685
00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:10,205
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, She's gonna call. Lines are open.

686
00:32:10,045 --> 00:32:13,205
Speaker 2: Now thirteen fifty five, twenty two. What are the odds?

687
00:32:14,285 --> 00:32:17,485
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

688
00:32:17,925 --> 00:32:20,565
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show, Believe it or not?

689
00:32:21,685 --> 00:32:25,605
Speaker 5: What are the odds? You gotta beshing me.

690
00:32:27,525 --> 00:32:27,565
Speaker 1: Like?

691
00:32:27,765 --> 00:32:30,925
Speaker 5: Were you with Cheryl who married a Hunt?

692
00:32:31,565 --> 00:32:34,085
Speaker 1: Who work with the Cheryl.

693
00:32:35,565 --> 00:32:36,925
Speaker 5: Who married a Hunt?

694
00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:43,605
Speaker 1: As well? All right, let's get Steve? Is Steve? What

695
00:32:43,765 --> 00:32:44,405
Speaker 1: are the odds?

696
00:32:45,285 --> 00:32:49,365
Speaker 9: The odds made are sensational? I think the Melbourne Cup

697
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:53,805
Speaker 9: winner had four different sweeps the same horse and then

698
00:32:54,045 --> 00:32:57,125
Speaker 9: also backed that after I had a dream three days

699
00:32:57,165 --> 00:32:59,565
Speaker 9: prior that the horse was gonna win, and got the

700
00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:01,085
Speaker 9: same horse in every sweep.

701
00:33:02,285 --> 00:33:05,045
Speaker 1: He is quite a unique helpful. This is good, isn't it.

702
00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:07,325
Speaker 1: So you have the dream, you put the bet on

703
00:33:07,605 --> 00:33:08,485
Speaker 1: according to the dream.

704
00:33:08,645 --> 00:33:11,165
Speaker 9: I put back the horse at thirty to one fifty

705
00:33:11,245 --> 00:33:14,805
Speaker 9: dollars and then drew it out me. Mum had a

706
00:33:14,845 --> 00:33:17,205
Speaker 9: sweep at work. They had three sweeps, A ten dollars,

707
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,685
Speaker 9: a twenty dollars or fifty dollars? Which one you want

708
00:33:19,685 --> 00:33:21,125
Speaker 9: to go in? They go chat me in all then

709
00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:21,725
Speaker 9: why not you?

710
00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:24,165
Speaker 12: Yeah?

711
00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:28,165
Speaker 9: Because they had a public She worked for the bank

712
00:33:28,205 --> 00:33:30,005
Speaker 9: and they had a public away on the Monday, so

713
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:32,445
Speaker 9: they drew the numbers out only on the Friday, and

714
00:33:32,525 --> 00:33:34,605
Speaker 9: then whatever number that you got, and I got number

715
00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:37,605
Speaker 9: thirty and three times in all three of them, and

716
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Speaker 9: I go, I hope it's viewed because that's the horse

717
00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:43,325
Speaker 9: I had drawing the winning. Sure enough, when the field

718
00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:46,965
Speaker 9: come out, VIEWD was number thirteen. And then I went

719
00:33:47,005 --> 00:33:49,805
Speaker 9: to us. As I left my sisters that morning, he said,

720
00:33:49,845 --> 00:33:51,605
Speaker 9: you want to go in my sweep and I said, yeah,

721
00:33:51,685 --> 00:33:51,965
Speaker 9: why not?

722
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:54,685
Speaker 1: I say, I go.

723
00:33:54,925 --> 00:33:56,205
Speaker 9: I drew it out of that had and I got

724
00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:56,805
Speaker 9: view it again.

725
00:33:56,885 --> 00:34:00,165
Speaker 1: I life Danny Ocean.

726
00:34:01,525 --> 00:34:04,085
Speaker 9: Straight straight down the tab with another one hundred bucks

727
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:11,485
Speaker 9: to back it again. Work one way to work. Everyone

728
00:34:11,605 --> 00:34:13,205
Speaker 9: was going to go on and.

729
00:34:13,245 --> 00:34:14,844
Speaker 1: The bank was open on the Tuesday because he had

730
00:34:14,884 --> 00:34:15,645
Speaker 1: the Monday off.

731
00:34:17,165 --> 00:34:18,125
Speaker 9: And she had the work.

732
00:34:18,325 --> 00:34:22,125
Speaker 1: Oh wait, your sister, don't worry about it all right, Steve.

733
00:34:24,965 --> 00:34:25,285
Speaker 12: Know me?

734
00:34:25,405 --> 00:34:27,245
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning?

735
00:34:27,405 --> 00:34:28,125
Speaker 6: How are you today?

736
00:34:28,365 --> 00:34:31,485
Speaker 1: Terrible? Actually? Name me Ni? What are the odds? What

737
00:34:31,725 --> 00:34:32,485
Speaker 1: are the odds?

738
00:34:33,485 --> 00:34:36,245
Speaker 6: Okay, so what are the odds? I actually had a

739
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:40,085
Speaker 6: car uninsured for over a year and my ex was

740
00:34:41,085 --> 00:34:42,005
Speaker 6: harassing me, get it.

741
00:34:42,045 --> 00:34:42,965
Speaker 11: Insured, Get insured.

742
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:45,765
Speaker 9: So I finally did it, and within twenty four hours

743
00:34:45,805 --> 00:34:46,485
Speaker 9: it was stolen.

744
00:34:46,845 --> 00:34:51,365
Speaker 5: Hi, yeah, yeah, story, Yeah, okay.

745
00:34:51,805 --> 00:34:55,085
Speaker 11: I investigated it. They went through all my phone records.

746
00:34:55,205 --> 00:34:55,364
Speaker 1: Day.

747
00:34:55,765 --> 00:34:57,805
Speaker 9: It's absolutely one percentury.

748
00:34:57,885 --> 00:35:01,205
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's two ways to read the story. What are

749
00:35:01,325 --> 00:35:04,405
Speaker 1: the odds? Lower my whole what man? Man puts your

750
00:35:04,445 --> 00:35:07,165
Speaker 1: name on that contract? And I actually thought.

751
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,925
Speaker 6: It was insured the year before with R.

752
00:35:08,925 --> 00:35:09,405
Speaker 1: A c Q.

753
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:10,844
Speaker 11: And I actually hadn't paid the bill.

754
00:35:13,885 --> 00:35:21,645
Speaker 1: Someone this thing is? What are the criminal odds? Naomi?

755
00:35:21,725 --> 00:35:24,925
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for cool You're welcome, Thank you bye.

756
00:35:25,005 --> 00:35:26,685
Speaker 2: And it's great to have that kind of nefari Is

757
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:30,045
Speaker 2: behavior on the show. Isn't it again teaching? You're teaching

758
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,965
Speaker 2: the next generation good good practices, aren't you?

759
00:35:32,045 --> 00:35:36,005
Speaker 1: Really? You know the fundamentals? Steve? What are the odds

760
00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,685
Speaker 1: to Steve break? Yeah?

761
00:35:38,885 --> 00:35:42,285
Speaker 12: Absolutely crazy. I've won the grand jackpot at the Pokees

762
00:35:42,405 --> 00:35:43,605
Speaker 12: three times in one week?

763
00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:45,325
Speaker 1: Is it this week?

764
00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:45,485
Speaker 6: What?

765
00:35:46,365 --> 00:35:46,565
Speaker 3: Yeah?

766
00:35:46,685 --> 00:35:49,125
Speaker 12: So six days ago I won nineteen thousand.

767
00:35:48,845 --> 00:35:52,005
Speaker 1: Dollars, Oh my what congratulations?

768
00:35:52,565 --> 00:35:54,925
Speaker 12: And then a couple of days ago I'm like, ah, stuff,

769
00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:57,525
Speaker 12: and I'll tuck another couple of fifties here. I won

770
00:35:57,685 --> 00:36:02,325
Speaker 12: twelve twelve thousand, five hundred dollars, and then yesterday I

771
00:36:02,405 --> 00:36:04,285
Speaker 12: won ten thousand, five hundred dollars.

772
00:36:05,285 --> 00:36:07,844
Speaker 1: It comes in threes. This is amazing. So what are

773
00:36:07,845 --> 00:36:08,445
Speaker 1: you a noodle?

774
00:36:08,525 --> 00:36:10,645
Speaker 12: That's why that's why I went the day later, because

775
00:36:10,725 --> 00:36:12,645
Speaker 12: the lady goes it comes in threes. I'm like, no,

776
00:36:12,805 --> 00:36:15,365
Speaker 12: way and way, yeah happen.

777
00:36:16,205 --> 00:36:18,085
Speaker 1: And so how much have you won in total? Then

778
00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:20,445
Speaker 1: the last six days forty.

779
00:36:19,805 --> 00:36:25,364
Speaker 12: Two thousand dollars? So it's time to quit your ahead.

780
00:36:25,405 --> 00:36:29,085
Speaker 1: Yeah, always responsible, welde welder. What are you going to

781
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:29,765
Speaker 1: do with your money?

782
00:36:30,245 --> 00:36:32,125
Speaker 12: I'm going to give I'm going to give most of

783
00:36:32,205 --> 00:36:34,245
Speaker 12: it away. I've got to find so I'm paying for

784
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:37,005
Speaker 12: a fine through work, says, But all the rest of

785
00:36:37,045 --> 00:36:38,965
Speaker 12: it I'm giving away to all the people that need it.

786
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:43,445
Speaker 2: So and listen, great story, Thanks man, All right, take care,

787
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:48,165
Speaker 2: Wild run of calls out Oki Dab and.

788
00:36:49,925 --> 00:36:55,165
Speaker 3: Welcome to Radio Christian Color Show podcast.

789
00:36:55,445 --> 00:36:59,924
Speaker 1: Time for today's time waster. Today is World Positivity Day.

790
00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:05,165
Speaker 2: Hey that sign I saw that someone a wren outside

791
00:37:05,205 --> 00:37:07,525
Speaker 2: the radio station just in Chalk this morning on the

792
00:37:07,565 --> 00:37:10,405
Speaker 2: way end to the building. That said, be the highlight

793
00:37:10,525 --> 00:37:13,645
Speaker 2: of somebody else's day to day That is my invitation

794
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:17,005
Speaker 2: to us all all right, time waster right now. Then

795
00:37:17,045 --> 00:37:21,205
Speaker 2: we're looking for more positive songs. Make a song more positive.

796
00:37:22,045 --> 00:37:25,645
Speaker 2: Research has interviewed five thousand people and ask some what

797
00:37:25,725 --> 00:37:26,885
Speaker 2: are your favorite compliments?

798
00:37:27,405 --> 00:37:29,885
Speaker 1: They got them all in the big room. Okay, what

799
00:37:29,965 --> 00:37:30,805
Speaker 1: do you think? Top five?

800
00:37:31,485 --> 00:37:32,805
Speaker 5: Great hair? Hair is looking good?

801
00:37:33,565 --> 00:37:34,085
Speaker 1: Not in there.

802
00:37:35,605 --> 00:37:39,045
Speaker 2: There's a few curve balls in Who the hell is

803
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,884
Speaker 2: getting flatted? When someone says you got beautiful handwriting? I mean,

804
00:37:42,965 --> 00:37:44,725
Speaker 2: no one is ever going to say that to me.

805
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:48,045
Speaker 2: It is I've met sometimes your birthday cards, the kids

806
00:37:48,045 --> 00:37:48,325
Speaker 2: are gone.

807
00:37:48,365 --> 00:37:49,924
Speaker 1: What do you want to say? Here?

808
00:37:50,045 --> 00:37:51,125
Speaker 7: Ineligible, hard to.

809
00:37:51,205 --> 00:37:54,565
Speaker 2: Tell, to tell what you're saying. That's the number five,

810
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,805
Speaker 2: you got beautiful handwriting. Number four, you're the funniest person

811
00:37:57,845 --> 00:38:03,245
Speaker 2: I know. Oh three, you've got No one said this,

812
00:38:03,565 --> 00:38:05,085
Speaker 2: You've got movie star presence.

813
00:38:05,725 --> 00:38:07,045
Speaker 5: I've done that a few times.

814
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:12,485
Speaker 1: I've gotten number two. I hope my child grows up

815
00:38:12,525 --> 00:38:13,085
Speaker 1: to be like you.

816
00:38:13,805 --> 00:38:15,205
Speaker 5: Oh that's beautiful.

817
00:38:15,445 --> 00:38:22,165
Speaker 1: And this one you're glowing today? Has anyone ever said that? Yes,

818
00:38:23,045 --> 00:38:24,165
Speaker 1: no one said to you you're glowing.

819
00:38:24,285 --> 00:38:25,845
Speaker 5: No, I'm not to me, but I would say it

820
00:38:25,885 --> 00:38:26,645
Speaker 5: to a pregnant woman.

821
00:38:26,685 --> 00:38:28,725
Speaker 1: I should you know, what a team member did say

822
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:29,725
Speaker 1: this to me last week?

823
00:38:30,045 --> 00:38:30,285
Speaker 6: Really?

824
00:38:30,445 --> 00:38:36,885
Speaker 2: Yes they did? Obvious confused, All right, we're looking for you.

825
00:38:36,925 --> 00:38:40,765
Speaker 2: On more positive songs, Janey's got a glue gun.

826
00:38:42,245 --> 00:38:47,365
Speaker 1: Oh crap, are we going to go color? It's more

827
00:38:47,405 --> 00:38:50,364
Speaker 1: positive having a gun? Yeah, painted black?

828
00:38:50,485 --> 00:38:58,125
Speaker 2: No, thank you, Mick Lilac, Sweet Caroline, very bad for you,

829
00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:01,565
Speaker 2: be careful to diabetes, sugar free Caroline.

830
00:39:05,085 --> 00:39:09,765
Speaker 1: STEVI is fun where the streets are well signed.

831
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:21,085
Speaker 2: And I photo shot the sheriff, photo shopped the sheriff,

832
00:39:21,565 --> 00:39:24,125
Speaker 2: you know was sheriff. I shot the sheriff, That's that's why.

833
00:39:24,685 --> 00:39:25,925
Speaker 2: But then photo shopped in.

834
00:39:26,245 --> 00:39:29,205
Speaker 1: Oh it made him look ten years young ago from

835
00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:36,765
Speaker 1: paint it like that. We were I was glowing then,

836
00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:38,285
Speaker 1: no go.

837
00:39:38,525 --> 00:39:39,885
Speaker 5: I wish my kids to grow up like.

838
00:39:39,925 --> 00:39:43,205
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you? What have you got? Make a song

839
00:39:43,245 --> 00:39:43,805
Speaker 1: more positive?

840
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:49,645
Speaker 4: Madonna's on a Happy Island, the smiler Bunnita, happy island,

841
00:39:52,405 --> 00:39:54,004
Speaker 4: And what cool Jay is going to buy you dinner?

842
00:39:54,605 --> 00:39:55,765
Speaker 5: Mama said, take you out?

843
00:39:55,845 --> 00:40:03,485
Speaker 4: Yeah, good Cobain smells like teen spirit angry song. Yeah yeah,

844
00:40:03,565 --> 00:40:07,964
Speaker 4: but he's in a good moody, smells like Christmas spirit. Yeah,

845
00:40:09,485 --> 00:40:13,085
Speaker 4: And I thought the law and we had fun. We

846
00:40:13,165 --> 00:40:14,485
Speaker 4: all just had got along together.

847
00:40:14,765 --> 00:40:18,844
Speaker 1: No, no, come on, you're better than the rest. Second

848
00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:21,685
Speaker 1: Day Mortgage Warning, my friend, Mortgage Warning.

849
00:40:23,085 --> 00:40:25,445
Speaker 3: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

850
00:40:26,045 --> 00:40:28,525
Speaker 1: We're looking for you to make a song more positive.

851
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:34,565
Speaker 2: Let's get our glow on less positive songs.

852
00:40:34,805 --> 00:40:37,205
Speaker 1: Wake me up before you go girl goal.

853
00:40:37,725 --> 00:40:41,685
Speaker 2: It's Mitchell World time, Alanis Morissett.

854
00:40:41,725 --> 00:40:48,165
Speaker 1: You're to glow as well. Hit me with your compliment stick.

855
00:40:48,485 --> 00:40:55,965
Speaker 2: Oh silver cuddling in the name of smells that.

856
00:40:56,045 --> 00:41:02,365
Speaker 1: Team spirit, Yah, highway to dairy bell. Oh I love that.

857
00:41:04,925 --> 00:41:09,565
Speaker 1: Come on, Eileen, you can do it. God love that one.

858
00:41:09,725 --> 00:41:13,365
Speaker 2: Nay, well done, thrilling in the name of silver. Upbeat

859
00:41:13,405 --> 00:41:18,045
Speaker 2: it silver, My bloody love Mondays.

860
00:41:19,365 --> 00:41:19,884
Speaker 5: That's done.

861
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:23,685
Speaker 1: Very little night work for me. It made me go

862
00:41:23,845 --> 00:41:26,685
Speaker 1: bloody love. Mondays me mad for them? How good at

863
00:41:26,765 --> 00:41:31,325
Speaker 1: Mondays number number high five? Oh golf? Yeah all right.

864
00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:33,925
Speaker 2: That's the Christian O'Connell show for today. If you have

865
00:41:34,045 --> 00:41:36,965
Speaker 2: a story you couldn't make up, you could be winning

866
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Speaker 2: five thousand dollars this week on the show. It's called

867
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Speaker 2: you Couldn't Make It Up. We're looking for the most

868
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Speaker 2: original one of story we can hear. Email me yours,

869
00:41:45,005 --> 00:41:47,005
Speaker 2: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. We're back tomorrow.

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