WEBVTT - Speedo Moustache 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.280 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast. 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:06.240 Meldon's Gold one oh four point three five? 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:11.320 Who from Richmond Gold one four point three HQG is Melbourne, Australia, 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.040 fordcasting to the world for Christian babies. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:16.280 Granny doesn't I would chuck anyone in. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.319 There, Oh Carl, I'm back to one hundred percent of 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:20.640 me Breakfast Show. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:29.400 See I'm Excited, Books, see starts now, looks, see Friday, 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:30.120 and thirteenth. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:33.960 Rock and roll historians will always remember today. This was 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.240 the day that the first single from Jack Burse's forthcoming 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.240 album is. 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:42.080 Shared with the world. We have a world exclusive. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:45.920 When was the last time good Old Gold at a 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:46.800 world exclusive? 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:49.000 When's the last time they Broughdy went Mondo rock? 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:49.880 First out a songhow? 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:54.760 Now in twenty nineteen, we are breaking new music. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:58.080 Move over triple R. This is exciting. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:03.000 Attached to stream now attack a string attached to string? 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.360 Not strings, No, just one. There's one piece of string 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.279 attached to string. It's the name of the first single 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:10.400 from the album. 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.560 Called Release the Sounds, self titled. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.680 Self titled Sorry Sorry Sorry, I haven't got all my 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.280 briefing notes on this one. And we're going to be 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.319 playing the single to down on the show. 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.399 Now, how harsh is the radio edit? Because I asked 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.360 if I should make the radio edit you said it's 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:29.759 already in the turned into something smaller. 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:34.160 Past, past tense. It's done. No, it's it's a great song. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.200 It was only a three minute song to start with. 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:37.360 What did you get it down to? 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:37.840 All right? 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.160 Excuse me, but you say three minutes, we're here. Two 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:42.320 minutes are powerful? 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:46.600 Two minutes? Well want the listener to hear more, to 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:47.440 hear more? 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.080 So at eight o'clock this morning, is that right? Eight o'clock? 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:50.880 No, that isn't right. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.080 Okay, at some point this morning. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.360 Can I just say three letters to you? 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:55.240 T be. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.160 At some point this morning, go have the first play 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.200 of the song. At eight o'clock this morning on YouTube, 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.360 the video clip will be released. 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:05.240 I've seen the video. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:08.839 The video is really good. That well sweet to try 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.240 to do the high pitch thing that people do when 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:11.680 they're lying. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:17.040 Genuinely, the video is really really good, Jack. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.840 I don't get an high pitched but the video genuinely 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.760 is very good. Why are you in the band? A 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:25.720 love story about you falling in love with a puppet. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:27.560 Why are you in the band? In a kitchen. 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.800 Because we had to film part of the video clip 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.600 in a restaurant, and because we already went all the 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.680 effort to get a restaurant, we thought we might as 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.000 well make use of it while we're there, and the 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.320 band's got to play somewhere. 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:42.840 Welcome to Behind the Music This sweet congol one O 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.239 four point three. We go behind the music into the 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.440 mind of artists and creator from Release the Sounds jump post. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:49.240 That's great. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.120 This video actually is tied very strongly into listeners of 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:55.440 this show because it features a puppet which I did 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.160 ask and solicit for on the show. Does anybody have 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.160 a puppet that I can use. 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.960 For the video? Great? Word? Sell the video? Mate? 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:03.880 You guys videoing. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.160 A story about a solicit on a radio show. Have 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:07.520 you got any more stories? 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.600 Will there be a spoken word audiobook about it? The 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.320 other thing? Have you seen the video? Pats? 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:13.920 Yeah, I did a little bit yesterday. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:21.839 Did yours? So a little bit? It's really good. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.760 Only goes for three minutes. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.520 Someone came to the front door, Jack, I'm a busy woman. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:28.120 I'm a working mother. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:36.080 You can't you go to unpause it? 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.640 It's three minutes. Even I sat through the whole thing. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:44.560 Sorry video someone cau no. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.120 No, no, there was someone to take your ensample? Was 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:49.720 it after this thing? And we will go to listener. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:54.800 Bob and find out where is his head at telling 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:58.920 today show. Somebody came to the door. Wow, use it 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.360 over the weekend. It's this year's new excuse. 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:04.520 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:05.040 point three. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.320 Christian I thought that Jack's first single would be called 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.680 I from My Toilet Seat. That's the follow up, mate, 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:13.480 that's the follow up or is it the B side? 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.920 All we revealed this morning on the show, sir well, 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:20.640 Friday morning, fifteen minutes past six can mean only one thing. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.320 There's time to go into the mind of listener Bob. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:35.160 Listener Bob suffers for this breakfast show. Every single day 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.880 wakes up and there's a brand new song that has 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:39.800 borrowed its way into his ear. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:40.800 It his earworm. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.000 He's got a brand new song. Every morning on a Friday, 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:44.560 we bring him up. We get some clues as to 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.279 what is today's song that's in his head. And if 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.359 you try and work out what the song is on 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:52.800 nine four one four one oh four three, good morning. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.800 Bob here. Good morning Christian. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.600 Please to hear your back again, mate, Thank you very much. 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:58.560 Bob. How's your week been? 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:03.200 It's been a regular week, nothing special, hard work as always. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:05.360 But I was to have been under theweather. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.400 Myself yesterday, but I managed to push through. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.640 Well done, and and I'm feeling great today. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.920 Good stuff. And what has Bob got on this weekend? 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:13.320 What are you looking forward to, Bobby boy? 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.320 I'm looking forward to relaxing and doing not very much 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.000 at all, to be honest, I'm in the tree chatting 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.920 business and it's a it's a hard road, mate, it 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:22.520 really is. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.800 It's physically very tough. So I'm looking forward to having 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:26.600 a resting weekend. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:27.720 Do you know what? 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:31.479 For three months I had a summer John once working 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.680 with these tree surgeons and you're right, you guys work 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:35.719 really really hard. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.559 Well, unfortunately, it is just a lot of physical labor. 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.640 There's there's no shortcuts. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:42.440 Everything's find to. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:43.840 Be dragged and carried and lifted. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.440 And well that's the life that I chose, and I 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:46.920 enjoy it. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:48.680 Got's the life this man chose. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.719 He's like a cowboy on there with us right now. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.880 And do you have this saying as well? My friends 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.960 who were tree surgeons. They would always say measure twice 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:57.960 cut once. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:02.320 I thought that, as Carpenter's used to say, it doesn't 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.160 really matter where you chopping it down. 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:07.560 No, No, doesn't it matter where it does where you 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:09.000 put that V in it. 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.120 You can literally land a tree anywhere you choose, can't you. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.400 Well, if you've got the right skill set, yes, and 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:19.280 you definitely do have to work out the weight and 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:22.000 the lean so that you get the tree before in 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:23.000 the direction you need. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:24.839 This is the life he chose. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:29.480 Okay, third single from the album, start writing it this weekend? 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.800 All right, Bob, give us some clues. What's today's song? 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:32.600 My friend? 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:33.400 Alrighty. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.280 This is the song that was released in America in 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:39.000 seventy two as a country and western song, but it 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.279 was picked up by an Aussie in seventy three and 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.560 they did much better with it as more as a 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:47.560 pop folky song. And the clue for the for the 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:51.400 title of the song is early day on the River 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:56.719 Mouth and the clue for the singer is sounds like 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:58.200 they're very prepared. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:06.240 Not go on here double clue Friday, So so clue 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.599 to the The first clue was to do that the 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:09.560 song's title. 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:13.480 Is the song title, Yes, Early Day on the River. 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:15.840 Mount anything to do with worms? Is it anything to 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:16.480 do with worms? 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:18.040 No? 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:19.960 No, other than that it's an earworm. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.840 God, well, the guy's on fire today, isn't he? And 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:24.120 it what's the second clue, Bob? 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.960 And the second clue is that sounds like the singer 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:27.840 was very prepared. 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.440 Great, okay, right, stay there, Bob. We're back with you 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:31.320 after these ads. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.760 Thanks mate, Thank you? All right call us now what 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:35.720 do you think? The song is? Nine four one four. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.920 One oh four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:40.480 Gold one oh four point. 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:43.720 Three Shane Crawford Live in fifteen minutes time. But right now, 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:51.000 let's go into the mind of listener Bob. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:54.720 Bob. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.800 Listener Bob is the man who kick starts the show 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.960 for us every single Friday. It gives you clues to 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.679 the earworm, the song that is in his hand this morning, Bob. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.880 Welcome back, Thanks mate, Now Bob, just a bit we 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:07.960 just tuned in again. Can we have the clues again? 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:09.200 Okay? 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.720 A song released in America as a country in Western 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.480 in seventy two, picked up by an Australian who did 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.760 much better with it in seventy three. And the song 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.920 clue for the song title is early Day on the 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:25.360 River Mouth and for the singer it sounds like they 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:26.120 are very prepared. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.160 Bob, do you do a community radio show? 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:35.640 Not anymore? I did it for eleven years. I walked 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:36.840 I say walked away. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.880 I stepped away after eleven. 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:45.079 Years, sliding doors. Baby, you can't have Bob anymore. Look, 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.280 don't touch well. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:51.520 Thank you very kind mate, So we I'll hand it 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:52.400 over to you anyway. 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:59.040 Yes to Tanya, good morning, Good morning, Christian he Tiny, 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.040 welcome to the show. Thanks giving us a call. So 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.640 you've heard Bobby Boy's clues. What do you think the 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:04.320 song is? 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:08.040 I think the song is Delta Dawn by Helen Ready. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.440 And that would be because the early day at the 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:14.440 river mouthal early day would be dawn, a rhythm mouth 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:17.520 would be delta. And when he said they would be ready, 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:22.000 they would she would be prepared, she'd be ready, Bob. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:25.000 Well, she said it all well done. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:26.640 She scores excellent. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.640 Never heard this song. I love the sound of this. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:41.120 We have to do a feature called show Your Working Tiny. 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:42.960 I love the way you went through all your working 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:44.240 and said like you had to do at school. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:47.440 You must show your Workingschini. That was great. We'll send 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.040 you a little Bry's. Okay, great, thank you very much. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.679 All right, well done, Tonia. I have a lovely weekend. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.400 Thank you you too, Bob. 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:56.599 It's it's just liquid champagne every time you're on the 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:57.920 radio with us. Okay, it's all good. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.400 Well, I appreciate it. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.800 Before you go, I'm going to ask you a small favor, 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.560 not for this week, but given that this is the 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.400 largest stage I'll ever be on, I'm sure i'd like 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.640 to recite a poem for you at some time on 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.640 It takes about forty seconds, and if you're agreeable, you 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.080 can make a choice of two titles. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:17.040 So I'll leave that. 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:21.040 With you and you can cliffhanger for next Friday. What 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.280 First of all, yes, i'd love to hear a poem. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.640 Let's do it next Friday. And what are the two 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.120 titles I can choose from? 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:31.440 You can choose from the Soldiers at Lament or the 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:33.360 Shakespeare Equation the. 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.400 Shakespeare the Shakespeare Equation. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.400 It will be next Friday, Marb. I want to hear 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:39.280 it's six fifteen. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.400 Okay, excellent, Thank you very much. 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.640 I have a good weekend days Bob takeout the. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.440 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.520 If you've been listening to the show this week, at 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.560 any moment, and I mean any moment, you would have 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.920 heard Jack plug in the fact that he's got a 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:56.760 new band. They called Release the Sounds Plug number nine 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:00.440 and fifty two and you can hear the first from 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.440 their debut album, a self titled album on the show 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:07.840 very very soon called Attached to string YEP. And it's 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.480 got merchandise. Some of you already been handing over cash 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:11.720 to buy the T shirts. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:12.840 Are very very cool. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.920 Thank you, and thank you to our very first UK 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:17.679 order overnight. 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:21.120 Yeah really, yeah, that's fantastic. Now you're also wearing one 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:21.920 of your own T shirts. 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:22.720 It's a big day for you. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.760 It's exciting, obviously a little bit nervous. Just at the 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:27.400 end of that song, I'm trying to get my mind 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.440 in my game face on. I look over you to 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.520 check you're also in the same place, ready to talk 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.360 to this great city and indeed the world, and you are. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:39.280 I'm just going to describe what I saw fingering your merchandise. No, no, 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.960 he really was just touching the Release to Sounds logo 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.360 on the T shirt he's wearing that is next to 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:46.920 your nipple. 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.280 I just wanted to I've not yet felt what the 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:51.080 print feels like. 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.040 You know it's going to be okay for today's show. 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.160 Release the Sounds dot Com if you want to say, 0:11:58.200 --> 0:11:58.720 just tick. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.120 Back into gear. Everyone light. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:09.000 Meanwhile, back on The Redford Show Later Party, where you 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.840 can chip in about anything you've heard us talking about 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:15.160 on the show. Christian, you were talking about parental punishments. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.840 Get a load of this story. I had to read 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.199 this a couple of times. Is this shocking? 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.960 So we were talking about parental punishments. When my youngest 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:27.720 son was six, he wouldn't behave so I canceled his 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.120 birthday party that year. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.880 Oh no, that's the kind of threat you say, but 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:34.920 no one actually does. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.400 Yeah, oh, you wouldn't even say maybe a little bit. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:42.920 Don't said, don't make me cancel that party or I'm 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:48.520 thinking about canceling the party. This gets worse. He was 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.080 just as bad the next year, so I canceled that 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:56.480 one too. I actually scared me reading this. I don't 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.800 want to read out this listener's email in case it 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.960 creates to become some sort of stag around the world. 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:04.199 That's the way we're live in right now, isn't it. 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:09.480 I'm sared that there's more there is this his rewhiny 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.280 because I had to read this a couple of times. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:13.679 I don't know if I you know, I'm no helicopter 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.679 parent to think, but this is just Australia. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:18.040 How tough are your mom's. 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.880 When my youngest son was six, he wouldn't behave so 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.000 I canceled his birthday party that year. 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:25.720 He was just as bad The next year. I canceled 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:26.280 that one too. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:30.000 No one was allowed to say Happy Birthday to him 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:33.200 or give him presents. I told the school, don't let 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:37.640 anyone sing Happy birthdayt school, who is this? I will 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:41.520 find you if you sing happy Birthday? I mean this, 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:44.240 I've just seen that Sony night. It's actually the song. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.679 It's the She's the mother to Jeffrey Darma. So it 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.160 out turned out oh fine. 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.120 In the end, I was going to say, this is 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.280 definitely going to be repeated on a therapist's chair in 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:54.160 twenty years. 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:55.920 Some way, shocking traumatic. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.600 Other people are going to pay the price to what 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:01.120 you did, Mama. I'm going to simply call you, mum 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.400 a I do want to give you. It sounds like 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.200 a court case, doesn't it, Mum? Ay it was terrifying. 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.840 That is some email coming up next. Then we're going 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.319 to cross live to Shane Crawford. Everyone of course is 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.480 talking about what's happening tonight at the g Crawf is 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:16.560 off on some Johnny in Sydney. We're going to discuss 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:19.800 with Crawf. Another man's urine coming up next, The. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:23.560 Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.000 Three coming up with the next hour of the show. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:26.560 Then your chance to pick up tickets going to a 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:30.800 sold out red hot Summer to all live right now there, 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:33.640 let's talk to Shane Crawford's. 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:35.160 On the line in Sydney this morning. Good morning, Crawf, 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:36.960 it's a Christian O'Connell. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:37.480 How are you. 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:38.360 I'm good Crawf. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.560 Hey listen, by the way, happy birthday stool for Monday. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:45.440 I hope you enjoyed our gift of a live opera. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:50.400 Gram Well, the kids are in shock. It's exactly what 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:51.920 I wanted to a thing in the morning, you know, 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:53.840 start of the day. So I appreciate that. Thank you 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:55.040 for the effort and the love. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.840 Now listen, we have important business to talk to tu about. 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:02.800 Obviously two Shoes semi tonight, the MCG tomorrow with the Gabba. 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:04.880 But first of all, front page news of all the 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:10.520 newspapers today is Willie Rioli's urine problems, which is amazing 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:14.560 me talking about another grown adults another man's urinesemble. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:15.960 But that is the big news today. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:20.240 Well, yeah, absolutely, and it's it's quite confronting when you 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.720 do have a drug test. I was drug tested a 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.160 great deal when I was. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.360 Playing, because you do seem to be on something. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.600 That little giggle you gave Craft is like you were 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.920 trying to treat the system. Yeah, we all know I was, 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:34.960 but it doesn't matter. 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.320 I should be drug tested out. 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.760 Really you're as high as a kite. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:43.520 No, I'll just high on life. But I will tell 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.720 you that it is very, very confronting for males and 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:50.720 females because what actually happens. You've actually have the drug 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.000 tester who shepherdizes you. As soon as you walk off 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:57.080 the field or the training track. They follow you everywhere, 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.040 Like if you go for a shout, they come to 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.720 the shower with you, like seriously, they do not leave 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:04.400 you out of their sight. 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:07.000 And is this random crawls or these the planned ones. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.160 It's a random one, that's it. We're going to test 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:09.600 you now. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.880 Well they say it's all random, but it just, you know, 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.400 it seems to be the same people over and over. 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.120 I don't know how that is, but anyway, they say 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.640 it's all random and this is the way it unfolds. 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.200 But it is like they follow you everywhere. And the 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.160 thing is you've got to be especially after playing game 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.480 with footy, you're dehydrated. So when you give a sample, 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:33.080 it can't be too dehydrated. So you actually have to 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.640 keep drinking lots of fluids. Really really important to. 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:36.200 Keep that up. 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:38.760 And when you go you've got to give a certain amount. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:41.840 Not only that, you've actually have to get your pants 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:44.520 down to your ankles, you've actually take your shirt off 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:46.400 and the drug tear. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.320 You still do that all the time, anyway, I've seen you. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.360 You always go like that. Even when you need number two, 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:51.960 you stand up and do it with your shirt off. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.360 But you know what, Christian, I've been drug testing so 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.320 many times that I just feel comfortable doing it that way. 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.520 In the middle of the street in Brighton, on Church Road. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:03.160 It's horrible. 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:05.439 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe maybe a little bit too far, 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:08.040 but this is what happens. So the drug tester is 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:11.760 virtually a meter and a half away from you when 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.800 you actually give you a sample, so he or she 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.560 they need to actually not that I ever had a she, 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.840 but for the female athletes, they need to actually see 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:24.720 the stample come out of your body. 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.879 So, of course, because otherwise, like Mike Tyson said that 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:29.320 he used to have what's called a wizzar. 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:30.719 Do you know what a wizard is? 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:31.840 A wizzar? 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.840 It's a fake it's a fake penis and he would 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:39.280 have it filled with fresh, one hundred percent primo quality 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.760 urine and he would just turn his back to the person, 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:43.840 just squeeze that out. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.439 No, no, no, but the thing is not let to 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:50.400 turn you back. They have to see you give your 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:52.440 sample from like a meter away. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.199 There's this no quite a party trick. I'd struggle. I 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:56.480 think early in the morning. 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.239 It is you do you get stage right and then 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:00.880 you think, oh gee, I hope I'm not too dehydrated. 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:04.520 Take that time where we got drug tested in the 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:07.800