Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Meldon's Gold one oh four point three five?
Speaker 3: Who from Richmond Gold one four point three HQG is Melbourne, Australia,
Speaker 3: fordcasting to the world for Christian babies.
Speaker 1: Granny doesn't I would chuck anyone in.
Speaker 4: There, Oh Carl, I'm back to one hundred percent of
Speaker 4: me Breakfast Show.
Speaker 1: See I'm Excited, Books, see starts now, looks, see Friday,
Speaker 1: and thirteenth.
Speaker 5: Rock and roll historians will always remember today. This was
Speaker 5: the day that the first single from Jack Burse's forthcoming
Speaker 5: album is.
Speaker 1: Shared with the world. We have a world exclusive.
Speaker 5: When was the last time good Old Gold at a
Speaker 5: world exclusive?
Speaker 4: When's the last time they Broughdy went Mondo rock?
Speaker 1: First out a songhow?
Speaker 5: Now in twenty nineteen, we are breaking new music.
Speaker 1: Move over triple R. This is exciting.
Speaker 4: Attached to stream now attack a string attached to string?
Speaker 5: Not strings, No, just one. There's one piece of string
Speaker 5: attached to string. It's the name of the first single
Speaker 5: from the album.
Speaker 4: Called Release the Sounds, self titled.
Speaker 5: Self titled Sorry Sorry Sorry, I haven't got all my
Speaker 5: briefing notes on this one. And we're going to be
Speaker 5: playing the single to down on the show.
Speaker 4: Now, how harsh is the radio edit? Because I asked
Speaker 4: if I should make the radio edit you said it's
Speaker 4: already in the turned into something smaller.
Speaker 1: Past, past tense. It's done. No, it's it's a great song.
Speaker 4: It was only a three minute song to start with.
Speaker 4: What did you get it down to?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Excuse me, but you say three minutes, we're here. Two
Speaker 5: minutes are powerful?
Speaker 1: Two minutes? Well want the listener to hear more, to
Speaker 1: hear more?
Speaker 4: So at eight o'clock this morning, is that right? Eight o'clock?
Speaker 1: No, that isn't right.
Speaker 4: Okay, at some point this morning.
Speaker 1: Can I just say three letters to you?
Speaker 5: T be.
Speaker 4: At some point this morning, go have the first play
Speaker 4: of the song. At eight o'clock this morning on YouTube,
Speaker 4: the video clip will be released.
Speaker 1: I've seen the video.
Speaker 4: The video is really good. That well sweet to try
Speaker 4: to do the high pitch thing that people do when
Speaker 4: they're lying.
Speaker 1: Genuinely, the video is really really good, Jack.
Speaker 5: I don't get an high pitched but the video genuinely
Speaker 5: is very good. Why are you in the band? A
Speaker 5: love story about you falling in love with a puppet.
Speaker 5: Why are you in the band? In a kitchen.
Speaker 4: Because we had to film part of the video clip
Speaker 4: in a restaurant, and because we already went all the
Speaker 4: effort to get a restaurant, we thought we might as
Speaker 4: well make use of it while we're there, and the
Speaker 4: band's got to play somewhere.
Speaker 5: Welcome to Behind the Music This sweet congol one O
Speaker 5: four point three. We go behind the music into the
Speaker 5: mind of artists and creator from Release the Sounds jump post.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: This video actually is tied very strongly into listeners of
Speaker 4: this show because it features a puppet which I did
Speaker 4: ask and solicit for on the show. Does anybody have
Speaker 4: a puppet that I can use.
Speaker 1: For the video? Great? Word? Sell the video? Mate?
Speaker 4: You guys videoing.
Speaker 5: A story about a solicit on a radio show. Have
Speaker 5: you got any more stories?
Speaker 1: Will there be a spoken word audiobook about it? The
Speaker 1: other thing? Have you seen the video? Pats?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did a little bit yesterday.
Speaker 1: Did yours? So a little bit? It's really good.
Speaker 4: Only goes for three minutes.
Speaker 6: Someone came to the front door, Jack, I'm a busy woman.
Speaker 6: I'm a working mother.
Speaker 5: You can't you go to unpause it?
Speaker 1: It's three minutes. Even I sat through the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Sorry video someone cau no.
Speaker 1: No, no, there was someone to take your ensample? Was
Speaker 1: it after this thing? And we will go to listener.
Speaker 5: Bob and find out where is his head at telling
Speaker 5: today show. Somebody came to the door. Wow, use it
Speaker 5: over the weekend. It's this year's new excuse.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 5: Christian I thought that Jack's first single would be called
Speaker 5: I from My Toilet Seat. That's the follow up, mate,
Speaker 5: that's the follow up or is it the B side?
Speaker 5: All we revealed this morning on the show, sir well,
Speaker 5: Friday morning, fifteen minutes past six can mean only one thing.
Speaker 5: There's time to go into the mind of listener Bob.
Speaker 5: Listener Bob suffers for this breakfast show. Every single day
Speaker 5: wakes up and there's a brand new song that has
Speaker 5: borrowed its way into his ear.
Speaker 1: It his earworm.
Speaker 5: He's got a brand new song. Every morning on a Friday,
Speaker 5: we bring him up. We get some clues as to
Speaker 5: what is today's song that's in his head. And if
Speaker 5: you try and work out what the song is on
Speaker 5: nine four one four one oh four three, good morning.
Speaker 7: Bob here. Good morning Christian.
Speaker 8: Please to hear your back again, mate, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Bob. How's your week been?
Speaker 8: It's been a regular week, nothing special, hard work as always.
Speaker 8: But I was to have been under theweather.
Speaker 7: Myself yesterday, but I managed to push through.
Speaker 8: Well done, and and I'm feeling great today.
Speaker 5: Good stuff. And what has Bob got on this weekend?
Speaker 5: What are you looking forward to, Bobby boy?
Speaker 8: I'm looking forward to relaxing and doing not very much
Speaker 8: at all, to be honest, I'm in the tree chatting
Speaker 8: business and it's a it's a hard road, mate, it
Speaker 8: really is.
Speaker 7: It's physically very tough. So I'm looking forward to having
Speaker 7: a resting weekend.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: For three months I had a summer John once working
Speaker 5: with these tree surgeons and you're right, you guys work
Speaker 5: really really hard.
Speaker 8: Well, unfortunately, it is just a lot of physical labor.
Speaker 8: There's there's no shortcuts.
Speaker 7: Everything's find to.
Speaker 9: Be dragged and carried and lifted.
Speaker 7: And well that's the life that I chose, and I
Speaker 7: enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Got's the life this man chose.
Speaker 5: He's like a cowboy on there with us right now.
Speaker 5: And do you have this saying as well? My friends
Speaker 5: who were tree surgeons. They would always say measure twice
Speaker 5: cut once.
Speaker 4: I thought that, as Carpenter's used to say, it doesn't
Speaker 4: really matter where you chopping it down.
Speaker 1: No, No, doesn't it matter where it does where you
Speaker 1: put that V in it.
Speaker 5: You can literally land a tree anywhere you choose, can't you.
Speaker 8: Well, if you've got the right skill set, yes, and
Speaker 8: you definitely do have to work out the weight and
Speaker 8: the lean so that you get the tree before in
Speaker 8: the direction you need.
Speaker 1: This is the life he chose.
Speaker 5: Okay, third single from the album, start writing it this weekend?
Speaker 5: All right, Bob, give us some clues. What's today's song?
Speaker 5: My friend?
Speaker 7: Alrighty.
Speaker 8: This is the song that was released in America in
Speaker 8: seventy two as a country and western song, but it
Speaker 8: was picked up by an Aussie in seventy three and
Speaker 8: they did much better with it as more as a
Speaker 8: pop folky song. And the clue for the for the
Speaker 8: title of the song is early day on the River
Speaker 8: Mouth and the clue for the singer is sounds like
Speaker 8: they're very prepared.
Speaker 5: Not go on here double clue Friday, So so clue
Speaker 5: to the The first clue was to do that the
Speaker 5: song's title.
Speaker 7: Is the song title, Yes, Early Day on the River.
Speaker 1: Mount anything to do with worms? Is it anything to
Speaker 1: do with worms?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 7: No, other than that it's an earworm.
Speaker 5: God, well, the guy's on fire today, isn't he? And
Speaker 5: it what's the second clue, Bob?
Speaker 8: And the second clue is that sounds like the singer
Speaker 8: was very prepared.
Speaker 5: Great, okay, right, stay there, Bob. We're back with you
Speaker 5: after these ads.
Speaker 1: Thanks mate, Thank you? All right call us now what
Speaker 1: do you think? The song is? Nine four one four.
Speaker 2: One oh four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
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Speaker 5: Three Shane Crawford Live in fifteen minutes time. But right now,
Speaker 5: let's go into the mind of listener Bob.
Speaker 1: Bob.
Speaker 5: Listener Bob is the man who kick starts the show
Speaker 5: for us every single Friday. It gives you clues to
Speaker 5: the earworm, the song that is in his hand this morning, Bob.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, Thanks mate, Now Bob, just a bit we
Speaker 1: just tuned in again. Can we have the clues again?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 8: A song released in America as a country in Western
Speaker 8: in seventy two, picked up by an Australian who did
Speaker 8: much better with it in seventy three. And the song
Speaker 8: clue for the song title is early Day on the
Speaker 8: River Mouth and for the singer it sounds like they
Speaker 8: are very prepared.
Speaker 1: Bob, do you do a community radio show?
Speaker 8: Not anymore? I did it for eleven years. I walked
Speaker 8: I say walked away.
Speaker 7: I stepped away after eleven.
Speaker 1: Years, sliding doors. Baby, you can't have Bob anymore. Look,
Speaker 1: don't touch well.
Speaker 7: Thank you very kind mate, So we I'll hand it
Speaker 7: over to you anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes to Tanya, good morning, Good morning, Christian he Tiny,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Thanks giving us a call. So
Speaker 1: you've heard Bobby Boy's clues. What do you think the
Speaker 1: song is?
Speaker 11: I think the song is Delta Dawn by Helen Ready.
Speaker 11: And that would be because the early day at the
Speaker 11: river mouthal early day would be dawn, a rhythm mouth
Speaker 11: would be delta. And when he said they would be ready,
Speaker 11: they would she would be prepared, she'd be ready, Bob.
Speaker 7: Well, she said it all well done.
Speaker 8: She scores excellent.
Speaker 5: Never heard this song. I love the sound of this.
Speaker 5: We have to do a feature called show Your Working Tiny.
Speaker 5: I love the way you went through all your working
Speaker 5: and said like you had to do at school.
Speaker 1: You must show your Workingschini. That was great. We'll send
Speaker 1: you a little Bry's. Okay, great, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: All right, well done, Tonia. I have a lovely weekend.
Speaker 1: Thank you you too, Bob.
Speaker 5: It's it's just liquid champagne every time you're on the
Speaker 5: radio with us. Okay, it's all good.
Speaker 7: Well, I appreciate it.
Speaker 8: Before you go, I'm going to ask you a small favor,
Speaker 8: not for this week, but given that this is the
Speaker 8: largest stage I'll ever be on, I'm sure i'd like
Speaker 8: to recite a poem for you at some time on
Speaker 8: It takes about forty seconds, and if you're agreeable, you
Speaker 8: can make a choice of two titles.
Speaker 7: So I'll leave that.
Speaker 5: With you and you can cliffhanger for next Friday. What
Speaker 5: First of all, yes, i'd love to hear a poem.
Speaker 5: Let's do it next Friday. And what are the two
Speaker 5: titles I can choose from?
Speaker 8: You can choose from the Soldiers at Lament or the
Speaker 8: Shakespeare Equation the.
Speaker 1: Shakespeare the Shakespeare Equation.
Speaker 5: It will be next Friday, Marb. I want to hear
Speaker 5: it's six fifteen.
Speaker 7: Okay, excellent, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I have a good weekend days Bob takeout the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: If you've been listening to the show this week, at
Speaker 5: any moment, and I mean any moment, you would have
Speaker 5: heard Jack plug in the fact that he's got a
Speaker 5: new band. They called Release the Sounds Plug number nine
Speaker 5: and fifty two and you can hear the first from
Speaker 5: their debut album, a self titled album on the show
Speaker 5: very very soon called Attached to string YEP. And it's
Speaker 5: got merchandise. Some of you already been handing over cash
Speaker 5: to buy the T shirts.
Speaker 1: Are very very cool.
Speaker 4: Thank you, and thank you to our very first UK
Speaker 4: order overnight.
Speaker 5: Yeah really, yeah, that's fantastic. Now you're also wearing one
Speaker 5: of your own T shirts.
Speaker 1: It's a big day for you.
Speaker 5: It's exciting, obviously a little bit nervous. Just at the
Speaker 5: end of that song, I'm trying to get my mind
Speaker 5: in my game face on. I look over you to
Speaker 5: check you're also in the same place, ready to talk
Speaker 5: to this great city and indeed the world, and you are.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to describe what I saw fingering your merchandise. No, no,
Speaker 5: he really was just touching the Release to Sounds logo
Speaker 5: on the T shirt he's wearing that is next to
Speaker 5: your nipple.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to I've not yet felt what the
Speaker 4: print feels like.
Speaker 1: You know it's going to be okay for today's show.
Speaker 4: Release the Sounds dot Com if you want to say,
Speaker 4: just tick.
Speaker 1: Back into gear. Everyone light.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, back on The Redford Show Later Party, where you
Speaker 5: can chip in about anything you've heard us talking about
Speaker 5: on the show. Christian, you were talking about parental punishments.
Speaker 1: Get a load of this story. I had to read
Speaker 1: this a couple of times. Is this shocking?
Speaker 5: So we were talking about parental punishments. When my youngest
Speaker 5: son was six, he wouldn't behave so I canceled his
Speaker 5: birthday party that year.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's the kind of threat you say, but
Speaker 4: no one actually does.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, you wouldn't even say maybe a little bit.
Speaker 5: Don't said, don't make me cancel that party or I'm
Speaker 5: thinking about canceling the party. This gets worse. He was
Speaker 5: just as bad the next year, so I canceled that
Speaker 5: one too. I actually scared me reading this. I don't
Speaker 5: want to read out this listener's email in case it
Speaker 5: creates to become some sort of stag around the world.
Speaker 5: That's the way we're live in right now, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I'm sared that there's more there is this his rewhiny
Speaker 5: because I had to read this a couple of times.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I you know, I'm no helicopter
Speaker 5: parent to think, but this is just Australia.
Speaker 1: How tough are your mom's.
Speaker 5: When my youngest son was six, he wouldn't behave so
Speaker 5: I canceled his birthday party that year.
Speaker 1: He was just as bad The next year. I canceled
Speaker 1: that one too.
Speaker 5: No one was allowed to say Happy Birthday to him
Speaker 5: or give him presents. I told the school, don't let
Speaker 5: anyone sing Happy birthdayt school, who is this? I will
Speaker 5: find you if you sing happy Birthday? I mean this,
Speaker 5: I've just seen that Sony night. It's actually the song.
Speaker 5: It's the She's the mother to Jeffrey Darma. So it
Speaker 5: out turned out oh fine.
Speaker 4: In the end, I was going to say, this is
Speaker 4: definitely going to be repeated on a therapist's chair in
Speaker 4: twenty years.
Speaker 6: Some way, shocking traumatic.
Speaker 5: Other people are going to pay the price to what
Speaker 5: you did, Mama. I'm going to simply call you, mum
Speaker 5: a I do want to give you. It sounds like
Speaker 5: a court case, doesn't it, Mum? Ay it was terrifying.
Speaker 5: That is some email coming up next. Then we're going
Speaker 5: to cross live to Shane Crawford. Everyone of course is
Speaker 5: talking about what's happening tonight at the g Crawf is
Speaker 5: off on some Johnny in Sydney. We're going to discuss
Speaker 5: with Crawf. Another man's urine coming up next, The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three coming up with the next hour of the show.
Speaker 5: Then your chance to pick up tickets going to a
Speaker 5: sold out red hot Summer to all live right now there,
Speaker 5: let's talk to Shane Crawford's.
Speaker 1: On the line in Sydney this morning. Good morning, Crawf,
Speaker 1: it's a Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good Crawf.
Speaker 5: Hey listen, by the way, happy birthday stool for Monday.
Speaker 5: I hope you enjoyed our gift of a live opera.
Speaker 12: Gram Well, the kids are in shock. It's exactly what
Speaker 12: I wanted to a thing in the morning, you know,
Speaker 12: start of the day. So I appreciate that. Thank you
Speaker 12: for the effort and the love.
Speaker 5: Now listen, we have important business to talk to tu about.
Speaker 5: Obviously two Shoes semi tonight, the MCG tomorrow with the Gabba.
Speaker 5: But first of all, front page news of all the
Speaker 5: newspapers today is Willie Rioli's urine problems, which is amazing
Speaker 5: me talking about another grown adults another man's urinesemble.
Speaker 1: But that is the big news today.
Speaker 12: Well, yeah, absolutely, and it's it's quite confronting when you
Speaker 12: do have a drug test. I was drug tested a
Speaker 12: great deal when I was.
Speaker 1: Playing, because you do seem to be on something.
Speaker 4: That little giggle you gave Craft is like you were
Speaker 4: trying to treat the system. Yeah, we all know I was,
Speaker 4: but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 12: I should be drug tested out.
Speaker 1: Really you're as high as a kite.
Speaker 12: No, I'll just high on life. But I will tell
Speaker 12: you that it is very, very confronting for males and
Speaker 12: females because what actually happens. You've actually have the drug
Speaker 12: tester who shepherdizes you. As soon as you walk off
Speaker 12: the field or the training track. They follow you everywhere,
Speaker 12: Like if you go for a shout, they come to
Speaker 12: the shower with you, like seriously, they do not leave
Speaker 12: you out of their sight.
Speaker 5: And is this random crawls or these the planned ones.
Speaker 5: It's a random one, that's it. We're going to test
Speaker 5: you now.
Speaker 12: Well they say it's all random, but it just, you know,
Speaker 12: it seems to be the same people over and over.
Speaker 12: I don't know how that is, but anyway, they say
Speaker 12: it's all random and this is the way it unfolds.
Speaker 12: But it is like they follow you everywhere. And the
Speaker 12: thing is you've got to be especially after playing game
Speaker 12: with footy, you're dehydrated. So when you give a sample,
Speaker 12: it can't be too dehydrated. So you actually have to
Speaker 12: keep drinking lots of fluids. Really really important to.
Speaker 9: Keep that up.
Speaker 12: And when you go you've got to give a certain amount.
Speaker 12: Not only that, you've actually have to get your pants
Speaker 12: down to your ankles, you've actually take your shirt off
Speaker 12: and the drug tear.
Speaker 1: You still do that all the time, anyway, I've seen you.
Speaker 5: You always go like that. Even when you need number two,
Speaker 5: you stand up and do it with your shirt off.
Speaker 12: But you know what, Christian, I've been drug testing so
Speaker 12: many times that I just feel comfortable doing it that way.
Speaker 1: In the middle of the street in Brighton, on Church Road.
Speaker 1: It's horrible.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe maybe a little bit too far,
Speaker 12: but this is what happens. So the drug tester is
Speaker 12: virtually a meter and a half away from you when
Speaker 12: you actually give you a sample, so he or she
Speaker 12: they need to actually not that I ever had a she,
Speaker 12: but for the female athletes, they need to actually see
Speaker 12: the stample come out of your body.
Speaker 5: So, of course, because otherwise, like Mike Tyson said that
Speaker 5: he used to have what's called a wizzar.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a wizard is?
Speaker 12: A wizzar?
Speaker 5: It's a fake it's a fake penis and he would
Speaker 5: have it filled with fresh, one hundred percent primo quality
Speaker 5: urine and he would just turn his back to the person,
Speaker 5: just squeeze that out.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, but the thing is not let to
Speaker 12: turn you back. They have to see you give your
Speaker 12: sample from like a meter away.
Speaker 1: There's this no quite a party trick. I'd struggle. I
Speaker 1: think early in the morning.
Speaker 12: It is you do you get stage right and then
Speaker 12: you think, oh gee, I hope I'm not too dehydrated.
Speaker 12: Take that time where we got drug tested in the
Speaker 12: early days when we played North Melbourne and Mick Martin,
Speaker 12: who used to play for the North Melbourne football side,
Speaker 12: the big full back. He's a good man. He actually
Speaker 12: had to go off to a party and we'd finished
Speaker 12: the game about five o'clock and like he had to
Speaker 12: go because he was like, you know, giving a speech
Speaker 12: or he's very much involved in the night. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 12: can I go first? Because there was like four or
Speaker 12: five of this waiting to be drug tested, and so
Speaker 12: he went first. But the thing is he was still
Speaker 12: a bit dehydrated and he only gave a certain amount
Speaker 12: of sample, so he then had to wait and go
Speaker 12: to the back of the line until he actually build up.
Speaker 12: It is so so it is it is pretty confronting.
Speaker 12: It's awkward because you don't know these people who are
Speaker 12: actually was she watching you give you a sample and
Speaker 12: then when you actually go for your sample A and B,
Speaker 12: no one else touches your sample. You do all the
Speaker 12: pouring in front of the tester and then you lock
Speaker 12: the caps up. They get locked away and then whatever
Speaker 12: happens from there, hopefully it's all clear and you can
Speaker 12: just continue on with your AFL career. And the thing
Speaker 12: it is about Willy Real he's a great player. He's
Speaker 12: going to be sorely missed for the Eagles during the finals,
Speaker 12: and you just hope, you just hope that everything sort
Speaker 12: of works out from there. So anyway, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 7: I suppose, all.
Speaker 5: Right, what do you think then let's talk about tonight's
Speaker 5: game at the g huge game. Then tonight, what do
Speaker 5: you think is going to happen?
Speaker 12: Well, I think Geelong I've copped it all week. They
Speaker 12: were dismal last week. They were lacking efforts and you know,
Speaker 12: there was a few times where I reckon, if they
Speaker 12: look back at the tape, they would want to really
Speaker 12: sort of replay those moments. So I reckon, I've got
Speaker 12: game on. West Coast obviously hitting good form and got
Speaker 12: great confidence out of last week. But Geelong, the coaches
Speaker 12: copped it all week. So with the players, they're a
Speaker 12: good team. They finished on top for a reason. So
Speaker 12: I reckon, we've got game on. I reckon everyone's tipping
Speaker 12: the West Coast Eagles, but I think I think the
Speaker 12: Cats can can stand up and show what they've got. Normally,
Speaker 12: when you've got a double chance to finish one or two,
Speaker 12: you don't go out in straight sets. History tells you
Speaker 12: don't go out in straight sets, right, So I'm going
Speaker 12: to stick with history and I think Geelong can speak
Speaker 12: over the line. It'll be a good galvanizing win.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then tomorrow up at the Gabba Hughes game, then
Speaker 5: Lines versus GWS.
Speaker 1: What's your take on that?
Speaker 12: Well, the Giants highly skilled team, but a little bit unpredictable.
Speaker 12: They had a lot to play for last week. Everyone
Speaker 12: was riding it offs, including myself, and they were awesome.
Speaker 12: The Lions. I think the Lions were very good against
Speaker 12: the Tigers. They had their chance. Scoreboard pressure is really
Speaker 12: really important, so as soon as they get a shine goal,
Speaker 12: they've got to make the most of it. I think
Speaker 12: the Lions can have their first finals win for quite
Speaker 12: some time, which is really really good.
Speaker 5: Great, Okay, listen, crawl we're up against it. Have a
Speaker 5: great weekend. We'll catch up me next week. Thanks Lord Crawf.
Speaker 5: Enjoy the game tonight.
Speaker 2: See the Christian who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 5: Thing you can do today then, just by listening to
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Speaker 1: You will hear.
Speaker 5: This song nineteen ninety nine by Prince Paid again, so
Speaker 5: not now, please hear my words, not now. This is
Speaker 5: the first time I'm playing it. It will be played
Speaker 5: again at some point between now, but not now next
Speaker 5: good use it myself now, let alone you.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be played again by six o'clock. Can we
Speaker 1: just agree on that.
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Speaker 1: Good luck the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: What a great day is It's Friday, the sun is out,
Speaker 5: Big game tonight, two big semi finals, but most importantly
Speaker 5: a world exclusive. It is finally the day that you
Speaker 5: can hear the Sounds release The Sounds, Jack's new band,
Speaker 5: that you can hear the first play of their first
Speaker 5: single from the brand new album, which is out the
Speaker 5: end of this month.
Speaker 4: YEP, and the video clip will be released on YouTube
Speaker 4: as well. And I'm talking to Christian about getting it
Speaker 4: put on the Gold Facebook page.
Speaker 5: He's talking to me about it, and I'm talking to
Speaker 5: some people about it, so it's everything's good, all right,
Speaker 5: everything's good at the moment I've seen the video.
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 1: The video is very very good?
Speaker 5: My big question was there, is you have a love
Speaker 5: interest in the video behind When we first see her
Speaker 5: on the video to the song attached to string? Is
Speaker 5: that from behind? I thought, oh, sure, we are right.
Speaker 5: It's Beanka, your wife. Of course you're going to bury it,
Speaker 5: beautiful woman. Then we the camera comes around and whoa,
Speaker 5: you're touching another woman's face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those lyrics aren't in the song.
Speaker 5: I'm not hearing the words, and I'm touching her face,
Speaker 5: but you are touching a lady's face.
Speaker 4: I am an actor in the video.
Speaker 5: I'm getting grab her that mark for Monday Show. I
Speaker 5: am an actor. Seven twelve, we finally broke out of cover.
Speaker 5: He's been hiding in playing view everyone.
Speaker 4: Although it is me and the video clip, I'm not
Speaker 4: playing myself, and I needed the reason I don't have
Speaker 4: Biancher in the video as the love interest is. I
Speaker 4: needed somebody who looked like the puppet who is later
Speaker 4: in the video. I gotcha, of course. Yeah, so I
Speaker 4: couldn't somebody else. And I'm an actor and it wasn't me,
Speaker 4: and yes we got intimate in the video clip, but
Speaker 4: I was shot nothing, sir.
Speaker 1: I was shocked.
Speaker 5: Patsy saw three seconds of it, and Jack also an
Speaker 5: hour ago. Why shouldn't say anymore? Patsy said, somebody was
Speaker 5: at the door.
Speaker 6: Busy afternoon yesterday like you.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch it.
Speaker 6: I would have been clutching my pearls if that's what
Speaker 6: you did.
Speaker 1: Don't know what that means, and I don't sure we
Speaker 1: need to know either. All right, then it is. It's
Speaker 1: only over a week until the Grand Final. Kristin o'connles brand.
Speaker 5: New kick it Yes, yeah, a week Sunday, Sunday, the
Speaker 5: twenty second of September nine AM Live from the EJ
Speaker 5: winning over over in Footscray. Can one of Melbourne's grannies
Speaker 5: kick it further than last year's when a bron win
Speaker 5: five who did twenty eight point five four. We're hoping
Speaker 5: to clear thirty this.
Speaker 4: Year, didn't get it Earlier. I thought we were saying
Speaker 4: ten am, I'm there for ten. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: You need to be there from six though. Pats for grabs.
Speaker 5: Up for grabs is one thousand dollars, one thousand dollars
Speaker 5: to the winning gran over one hundred grands, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. Have already entered online, still plenty on to
Speaker 5: do so them all the Merrier Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: to three dot com dot Au. Now the big thing
Speaker 5: we need at the moment is we need a slogan
Speaker 5: for the banner to get it all done in time
Speaker 5: with the giant.
Speaker 1: Mega printer whatever they use three D printer.
Speaker 5: We need a slogan for the banner for the grunnies
Speaker 5: to work are running through.
Speaker 1: And we also need a trophy.
Speaker 4: Yes, last year's trophy will be hard to beat for
Speaker 4: size and wait, but that doesn't.
Speaker 1: Mean we have a sharpness.
Speaker 4: And it was made of steel and steel was beautiful.
Speaker 5: It was like something from a Game of Throne, some
Speaker 5: kind of prop there. It was a thing of beauty
Speaker 5: five foot high about five foot wide.
Speaker 1: It was mass hoof, it was huge.
Speaker 5: So we need a trophy for a week Sunday for
Speaker 5: the winning growing very very important. The other thing is
Speaker 5: you have form here. You've written banner slogans for Essendon
Speaker 5: the Bombers.
Speaker 4: Trump I spent four weeks as the banner rider at
Speaker 4: the start of the last year before they decided to
Speaker 4: take a different path. With their banners with somebody else.
Speaker 4: So maybe maybe I'm not the person to come to be.
Speaker 4: I've actually been fired.
Speaker 5: Former banner Jack Posters on the show with Us Now Live,
Speaker 5: could you give us what were some of your best ones?
Speaker 1: Pick one of the four big choice? Is it?
Speaker 5: The drop down menu isn't a big one, is it?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 1: God, you put on a spot here?
Speaker 4: All right? They weren't great. The one against Adelaide, which
Speaker 4: was my first banner, was tonight we go hunting, so
Speaker 4: we can proudly show tomorrow in the trophy room taxidermy crows.
Speaker 1: For Jack post.
Speaker 4: It might have gone over your head a taxi.
Speaker 1: It went, but trust me, it's a big, long old story.
Speaker 5: It's not the opening credits of Star Wars in a
Speaker 5: Galaxy a long long time ago.
Speaker 4: That was their feedback as well. After that, I had
Speaker 4: a character limit which I had.
Speaker 5: To make, all right, give me. Then after that you
Speaker 5: took that learning on board.
Speaker 4: What was your don't make me go to the next one, please.
Speaker 5: Downhill?
Speaker 4: It was against Fremantle, all right. So this is pre
Speaker 4: it getting edited, I think, because they had to then
Speaker 4: take out the swear words. No, no, they had to
Speaker 4: reduce the account and also you have to know that
Speaker 4: there was a brand new stadium off the stadium had
Speaker 4: just launched. And you also have to know that Ed
Speaker 4: Sheeran played there the week before the footy starts. All Right,
Speaker 4: the most this venue will have FREEO fans cheering is
Speaker 4: when they came here to see Ed sheering.
Speaker 5: Okay, give us a call now then, what we really
Speaker 5: need some out here with the slogan writer for the
Speaker 5: Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Shocking.
Speaker 5: I want to say, hey, that's not that bad, but
Speaker 5: I can't lie.
Speaker 1: Wow, how did you even last four weeks?
Speaker 4: Time wastes were bad?
Speaker 1: Cool? Now the show needs you.
Speaker 5: What should the slogan be on the banner for the
Speaker 5: Granny's nine four one four one O four three, The.
Speaker 2: First and O'Connell breakfast show Melbourn's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 5: Three with former banner writer himself, Chap Post Jumban nine
Speaker 5: for a big interview former Essendon four week banner writer.
Speaker 5: He's just recalled another one and says that this was
Speaker 5: the one before they showed him the doors.
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, Essendon versus Bulldogs, this was my last banner.
Speaker 4: This is They didn't even use this one. I submitted
Speaker 4: it and they didn't. I went away from the rhyming
Speaker 4: format for this one. The RSPCA is searching for homes
Speaker 4: for twenty two useless dogs.
Speaker 1: I think that it's a good one.
Speaker 4: Really they thought it was too harsh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a funny. That's like a roast. That
Speaker 1: is a good burn.
Speaker 4: Yeah maybe I still got it.
Speaker 5: You were too hot, You were too hot to handle.
Speaker 5: Now what's to stop it? Can you have had this?
Speaker 5: Has there ever been a banner them which has been
Speaker 5: one word?
Speaker 4: Well, funny, you should ask. My other suggestion for the
Speaker 4: Bulldogs was just a picture of the Bulldog's premiership team
Speaker 4: from twenty sixteen and say and it says lost dogs
Speaker 4: haven't been seen since twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: I think that's brilliant.
Speaker 4: I think they got rid of me.
Speaker 5: Well they have, shame on them, bombers. What about this
Speaker 5: simply Nana geddon? I like that like flames on the side. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I really liked that underneath and around the top as well.
Speaker 5: Nana get in what about this granny's love to kick balls?
Speaker 5: I did have a fever last night when I wrote these.
Speaker 5: Released the Sounds.
Speaker 4: Merch available at release the Sounds dot Com. I'd be
Speaker 4: there are two sides to advertised in the back of
Speaker 4: the bad.
Speaker 1: Not Okay, let's go to Ryan's on the line now, Ryan, good.
Speaker 13: Morning, yeah, good morning christ And how are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm good mate. We need some help there. What do
Speaker 5: you think for the Grand Final? For these amazing grands
Speaker 5: trying to kick the ball as far as it can.
Speaker 5: What do you think a banner slogan could be?
Speaker 13: Well, man, I love yours. Your one relates to styles
Speaker 13: that has so many horrible, horrible memories. But what about
Speaker 13: we're old, we're bald, and we're doing it for gold?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: That is very good, very good, Ryan, it does have it.
Speaker 4: I think we did something very similar to that last year.
Speaker 1: Does anyone know what last year was?
Speaker 4: By the way, I think bold run with gold or old?
Speaker 1: Right? I truly remember what last year Ryan.
Speaker 5: That's a great one. Ryan hasn't to know. Thanks for that, mate,
Speaker 5: have a good weekend. Thanks buddy. Murray, Hey Murry, Hey,
Speaker 5: Hey yeah, Murray. What's your slogan for the banner for
Speaker 5: the Grand Final?
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 14: If you're young or old, so long as you're a
Speaker 14: grand you can kick for gold.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's very good as well. Thank you very much, Murray.
Speaker 5: Awesome one. I've just found out what it was last year.
Speaker 5: The slogan last year was me we may be old,
Speaker 5: but we're kicking for gold.
Speaker 4: Say very popular, rhyme gold with old.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Susie. Susie, Good morning, Susie.
Speaker 5: Before we go any further, have you rhymed anything with
Speaker 5: gold and old? Otherwise Jack's going to tell me to
Speaker 5: hang up on you.
Speaker 1: No, get it, well done? All right? What have you got,
Speaker 1: by the way, what you driving a truck?
Speaker 8: No, that's a regular car.
Speaker 5: Got air brakes there or something, Susie, we're all yours.
Speaker 5: What's the banner slogan?
Speaker 1: Our grannies love us all Now it's time for them
Speaker 1: to show us how.
Speaker 4: To kick the ball.
Speaker 8: I like it.
Speaker 4: It means it's got to be the front runner. Can't
Speaker 4: have old and gold again this year.
Speaker 5: That's very good, Susie. Thank you very much for that, mate,
Speaker 5: have a nice weekend. Thanks for caring, Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 5: All right, if you got any more? Nine one four
Speaker 5: three The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's because it's a Friday or
Speaker 5: you all went out last night and you a little
Speaker 5: bit hungover, But just an innocent question, like what should
Speaker 5: we have for these lovely grannies the slogan for the
Speaker 5: banner for them to run through before the Grand Final
Speaker 5: week Sunday, some really rough language show. Someone spoke for
Speaker 5: the older generation listeners. However, this is broadcasting. Put down
Speaker 5: your knitting. We are kicking off at the Ted Witten.
Speaker 1: That's not man. Here are going toother one.
Speaker 5: Football is football is Grandma's second favorite f word.
Speaker 1: Who do the week?
Speaker 5: Sorry, that's what I'm chasing. Peter has got this one.
Speaker 5: Who let the grands out?
Speaker 4: I actually don't mind that.
Speaker 1: That's good all right, that's a contender. Some of the
Speaker 1: ones we do like as well.
Speaker 5: Kick it high, kick it low, just kick it far, grands,
Speaker 5: go go go, Dave and Croydon, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: We're granny's who love Christian O'Connell, who will knit him shoals.
Speaker 5: If they don't impress him, we will kick his balls
Speaker 5: again with the aggression too wordy anyway, Gold won a
Speaker 5: four point three. We usually spin vinyl, but today he's
Speaker 5: our grand Final.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 5: But we do like this from you, Thomas, grab your
Speaker 5: wig grab your walker, grands are coming to kick a
Speaker 5: corker like that?
Speaker 4: I like that? Or who let the grands out? And
Speaker 4: then we play the song while they're running through the banner.
Speaker 1: Because we're radio. This is how we do brainstorming. It
Speaker 1: is in then whether.
Speaker 5: It's I don't know because of the way producer Becker
Speaker 5: has written this out. It's either Peter who's won it
Speaker 5: or Melissa who let the grands out?
Speaker 1: Uh? Is it Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter? Can we
Speaker 1: can confind Peter producing back? Is it Peter? Is it Peter?
Speaker 4: She doesn't know herself.
Speaker 1: This is in the when is at the top, So yes, Peter,
Speaker 1: Peter for you. We can move on with the show. Peter.
Speaker 5: We're gonna go with your one. Thomas. It was almost you, Peter,
Speaker 5: picture to it. Try saying that five times.
Speaker 1: Move on? Who let the grounds out? Whatever? It's got fever?
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 1: I know? All right? Time now for knock off Friday.
Speaker 5: The question is simple, Every Friday, what time do you
Speaker 5: knock off?
Speaker 1: Jack? What time are you knocking off today?
Speaker 4: Got the dentist? Actually today after work?
Speaker 1: Did you do that on a Friday?
Speaker 4: Well, because I told you about the dentists. I met
Speaker 4: on the weekend, and there's the earliest time I could
Speaker 4: book in with really the holistic dentist. He's telling me
Speaker 4: to stress free my life, free stress from my life
Speaker 4: and fix my teeth.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm happy to see holistic reiki heater. I
Speaker 5: don't want a holistic dentist. I want a man of science.
Speaker 5: I want a man, not a holistic dentist.
Speaker 4: Three o'clock. I got my dental appointment, and then go
Speaker 4: home watch the footy.
Speaker 6: What do you haven't done?
Speaker 1: No, just they clean hairdressers.
Speaker 6: It's interested in knowing if it was major or give
Speaker 6: off the show.
Speaker 1: That's good. PASSI What time you knocking off today?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 6: By the sound of it, No, I've got a long
Speaker 6: one because hubby is going away this weekend, so I'm
Speaker 6: in charge.
Speaker 5: So it's going to be like you aren't always in charge,
Speaker 5: always in charge?
Speaker 1: Are you in charge of us? You're in charge of
Speaker 1: our that's true tonight didn't even tonight. That's how ice
Speaker 1: school she is.
Speaker 6: So he's hitting off the savvy. So I don't think
Speaker 6: i'll clock off this weekend.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 5: I've got a long one because it's the third and
Speaker 5: final night in lowis my youngest daughter. Her school play
Speaker 5: had she go. I went last night and it's Bugs
Speaker 5: Him Alone. She is the female lead. She's got three
Speaker 5: so notes in it. She'd had a sore throat this
Speaker 5: week and she smashed it.
Speaker 1: She was so good. Ohviously I was in tears. She
Speaker 1: did brill in.
Speaker 5: All the kids that were like something like one hundred
Speaker 5: and twelve kids in it, and they were all brilliant.
Speaker 1: It was a big old production. No one fluffed their lines.
Speaker 5: These kids were so good at times you forget you're
Speaker 5: watching like eleven and twelve year olds, twenty years sixteen
Speaker 5: years seven, and it's bugsy malone. There's a lot of
Speaker 5: heavy in the old dialogue. And they were all great.
Speaker 5: The only bit of unintentional comedy was wearing. Three lads
Speaker 5: fell on each other when they went to be carrying
Speaker 5: one who'd been shot with splurge and obviously was not
Speaker 5: in the script. They'd just simply got in the way
Speaker 5: of each other. You know that there's always a tool
Speaker 5: one his legs go quite work.
Speaker 1: Yep. It was pritty. But anyway, she's got four of
Speaker 1: the other.
Speaker 5: Castmates all come around tonight beforehand, so I've been told
Speaker 5: to get snacks ready?
Speaker 4: Oh what are you getting here?
Speaker 1: Cheese straws. That's all the text says so far said.
Speaker 5: Don't you want anything else? I'm not sure that's what
Speaker 5: they do a for a big West End show. Cheese straws?
Speaker 5: Is that good for your voice?
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, let us know what time
Speaker 1: are you knocking off to? One four three?
Speaker 5: One of you calls in, we'll give you tickets to
Speaker 5: go to the completely sold out next year Red Hot
Speaker 5: Summer Tour in January.
Speaker 1: Back again, amazing line up with James Rain.
Speaker 5: You got hunters and collectors that are living in loads
Speaker 5: more and at Mornington Race Course. You can winn a
Speaker 5: pay of tickets just by telling us what time you're
Speaker 5: knocking off today.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 5: We have our slogan for the banner for the Grand Final.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for people still sending them in.
Speaker 5: Like I said, a lot of people have got a
Speaker 5: lot going on at the moment, Heather, this is an
Speaker 5: intense one. I love it, but it's intense. Go Grand,
Speaker 5: go ground. Kick it better than a man, kick it hard,
Speaker 5: kick it well. Put the fair in the AFL. I
Speaker 5: love it, Heather, see either tiger.
Speaker 1: That's bread.
Speaker 5: All right, Welcome to Knockoff Friday. Let's kickstart your weekend.
Speaker 5: What time are you knocking off today? It's knock off Friday?
Speaker 1: Christian?
Speaker 5: What time am I knocking off four pm? To go
Speaker 5: to the footy tonight? Because unlike your team, Jack, my
Speaker 5: team is stood in contention. Go West Coast. The Eagles
Speaker 5: fans are all over you, aren't they.
Speaker 4: You won the game last week, all right, you been
Speaker 4: You don't have to rub it in and kick the head.
Speaker 1: You showed the weakness last week.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Then, Now let's find out what time are you knocking
Speaker 5: off today?
Speaker 1: Andrew? Good morning you mate, I'm good Andrew. What time
Speaker 1: are you knocking off one o'clock today?
Speaker 13: Christian?
Speaker 1: One o'clock? And how come one o'clock?
Speaker 9: Just we were a card during the week, So I'd
Speaker 9: like to knock off on a Friday and goun home
Speaker 9: and drive the count. What's your programs before all the
Speaker 9: kids and the dragon gets home?
Speaker 5: Human on the line came on? And uh? And also
Speaker 5: do you always knock off earlier than on a Friday? Then?
Speaker 1: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 9: Most of the time roofing we do roofing. You're in the
Speaker 9: sun or you're in the cold.
Speaker 5: You know that is backbreaking work. You deserve an early
Speaker 5: knockoff enjoying. By the way, what are the programs that
Speaker 5: are your programs that you're watching before your wife comes
Speaker 5: back in the case?
Speaker 4: Sorry about it?
Speaker 9: Well for gold, but A like A and E. You know,
Speaker 9: I like all the documentaries and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: My kids.
Speaker 5: Not All right, listen, Andrew, have a great knockoff today
Speaker 5: and enjoy.
Speaker 1: Your weekend, saying your broth. Thanks a lot, thanks man. Victor, Victor,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, Victor. What's time you knocking off today?
Speaker 12: I'm not going off at five pm?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And what are you up to? What do you do? Victor?
Speaker 12: I'm driving from kids to school my school bus driver?
Speaker 1: A right? Do you have this? Do you have us on?
Speaker 12: I do?
Speaker 7: Indeed, you do a bit. I know I do all
Speaker 7: the time on the radio all the time.
Speaker 1: Yes, good man. What's the route that you're on?
Speaker 9: Okay, I can't I can't tell you that one.
Speaker 1: School mister love it of course.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're dead right, all right, everyone's got to be
Speaker 5: so careful these days Anue vict up, good on you
Speaker 5: have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Good he can't divulge. Julie. Good morning, Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Julie. What time you knocking off today?
Speaker 12: Hopefully quarter past five at the lights? If everything balanced?
Speaker 1: And what do you mean everything balances? What do you do?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you need anything to balance? Please make it balance?
Speaker 5: All right, Judy, have a nice weekend.
Speaker 9: And it's my birthday, so I really want.
Speaker 1: To go Happy birthday.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Would you like one of our breakfast show mugs?
Speaker 9: Why not?
Speaker 5: Okay, this sounds too keen. Now we'll send you one
Speaker 5: of our Breakfast Sure mugs. Have a great day today,
Speaker 5: enjoy your birthday.
Speaker 13: Thanks so much.
Speaker 12: Christian.
Speaker 1: Emma, good morning, Good morning, Christian. Good morning Emma. And
Speaker 1: what time you are knocking off today? Mate?
Speaker 9: I'm knocking off at ten pm. If everything as well?
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean everything goes well? What do
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 12: I'm in the police force, so if there's a joke on,
Speaker 12: I have to stay on.
Speaker 5: Till it's finished.
Speaker 1: All right. You're or for VIC Police.
Speaker 4: Good on you and you can just clock off as
Speaker 4: a police offer. There is a seat.
Speaker 1: Betty. Quiet today it's going to call it a day.
Speaker 5: Now, I'm going to be working from homes.
Speaker 1: That one I'm working from home. I was still be
Speaker 1: monitoring the station. And where are you? Where are you
Speaker 1: keeping everyone safe? Where do you patrol? What's your beat.
Speaker 11: Across Bay Side?
Speaker 9: So covering your.
Speaker 1: Hair, well, listen, there was a major crime the other day.
Speaker 5: One of my neighbors, Wheely Bins, got kicked over by
Speaker 5: some homes and I almost called you guys out to
Speaker 5: deal with it, because it can get pretty testy around
Speaker 5: Hampton Wayne Bay Sideway.
Speaker 8: We can.
Speaker 10: You'd be surprised actually how many people actually able to
Speaker 10: knock off early, go out, get on the get on
Speaker 10: the drinks, and accidentally.
Speaker 9: Go to the wrong home.
Speaker 14: So we did a lot of calls up from people
Speaker 14: saying this and I'm trying to open up my front door.
Speaker 5: It turns out.
Speaker 1: It's just local drunk. Can I apologize? I'm not good
Speaker 1: with numbers. I thought I.
Speaker 5: Lived at number sixty three. It turns out I never
Speaker 5: have done. I Can I just apologize? So they held
Speaker 5: a couple I got into bed with.
Speaker 1: Understand is that.
Speaker 4: A distinctly Bay Side problem?
Speaker 1: Swinging? That's a tool rack thing they.
Speaker 10: Own that I've really just recently transferred to Bayside, but
Speaker 10: I've never had so many calls really, now.
Speaker 5: I who knew. Okay, well, if I see you out
Speaker 5: and about tonight, and we'll be out and about tonight,
Speaker 5: honky Horn, I'll.
Speaker 1: Give you a wave.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, definitely all right.
Speaker 5: Cheers Emma, good on you. Thank you for doing what
Speaker 5: you do as well keeping us all safe. But seriously,
Speaker 5: that that wheely bin was kicked over. It was terrifying.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 5: Three time four, beat boss and beat off the buster
Speaker 5: again all day of oh yeah, oh yeah, huge apologies
Speaker 5: to the Ramona family and the States. It is time
Speaker 5: to beat the boss. Where every Friday you try and
Speaker 5: do that. You try and beat the boss. If you
Speaker 5: beat the boss on the quiz on a Friday, you
Speaker 5: begin your weekend right away. Forget about knocking off at
Speaker 5: four or five. You knock off right now, you win,
Speaker 5: you walk out the door, you go. However, and sadly,
Speaker 5: only twice has the boss been beaten in the last
Speaker 5: six weeks.
Speaker 1: Four to the bosses, two to the employees. This isn't good.
Speaker 5: If the boss wins, he gets the spoils of war,
Speaker 5: bragging rights and the real money shot twenty seconds of
Speaker 5: free airtime to plug the business. The sword then should
Speaker 5: be two live wires. We've got Eddie, who is the
Speaker 5: boss at Liquid Photography Studio, taking on his employee Alessio.
Speaker 5: Let's go to let's seo. First of all, Hey, come morning, mate,
Speaker 5: welcome to Beat the Boss.
Speaker 1: Alessio.
Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, yes, good money, good morning.
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay. I was just I was
Speaker 14: just busy doing something else and yeah, sorryady.
Speaker 5: And now tell me this. Did you challenge Eddie your boss?
Speaker 5: Or has he challenged you?
Speaker 13: Ah?
Speaker 14: He wanted to challenge me. Brother, he doesn't know that
Speaker 14: I'm the best. So it's going to lose today. I'm
Speaker 14: gonna have a day after it, gonna go on the beach.
Speaker 14: Yes he knows that.
Speaker 1: He knows. All right, let's get Eddie. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show. Good morning, Christian, Eddie, thanks for doing this.
Speaker 1: Great to have you and beat the boss.
Speaker 5: That's all right, man, all right, so you know it works.
Speaker 5: She gets three questions and the winner. If it's Alessio,
Speaker 5: you finish right now. You walk out the door. But Eddie,
Speaker 5: if not, you get you get the the bragging rights
Speaker 5: and you get twenty seconds to plug your business.
Speaker 1: You both read out of the door. O the door
Speaker 1: I got all right, unless your eure up first.
Speaker 14: Okay, let's start this.
Speaker 1: Com on. We're on your side. We want you to win.
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, I'm uh, I'm ready good, I've got my
Speaker 14: speed arm already. Okay, all right, here are you?
Speaker 1: Three questions? Are you ready? Steady yourself? SPEEDO is ready?
Speaker 1: You're ready?
Speaker 5: The Australians, I've started. The Australian city of Perth stands
Speaker 5: a witch river.
Speaker 14: It's gonna be I don't know, ah, don't remember. Then,
Speaker 14: do you have any question about Italian? Not at all?
Speaker 5: No, sorry, it's the Swan River. Yeah, yeah, it's still
Speaker 5: plents to play for Two more questions. Who sang the
Speaker 5: theme song for the movie Titanic.
Speaker 14: It's gonna be I think Celind.
Speaker 5: I mean first class, Selene deal knowledge, nothing to boast about.
Speaker 14: But I'm gonna I'm gonna kidd you today.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
Speaker 5: Second and final question in the in the movie Peter
Speaker 5: Pad Where do we get this question? From producer captain
Speaker 5: that movie Peter Pan are you kidding, Peter.
Speaker 14: Look, you have to know that any Chilian and easily
Speaker 14: we translate every title of the movie.
Speaker 5: So them again, Peter Pan Captain hook had a hook
Speaker 5: on which one of his hands over.
Speaker 1: The place the hook. Captain had a hook on which
Speaker 1: one of his hands.
Speaker 14: We'd know this, Oh gosh, I know, don't remember, Alessio.
Speaker 1: You have a thirty fifty choice. It's either left or right.
Speaker 3: Just pick one, uh far left?
Speaker 1: Yes, Alicia, we love you. How the hell did you
Speaker 1: get to ound three? But you have still looking good?
Speaker 1: Stay there, we come back and how your bus gets on?
Speaker 2: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 2: four point three.
Speaker 5: All right, just before we go back to Eddie on
Speaker 5: beat the Boss to see how the Boss Eddie gets on.
Speaker 5: Let's now go to Jack Post or we've been getting
Speaker 5: excited and we can all get excited because the Jack
Speaker 5: Poster is a very gifted musician. On the show, it's
Speaker 5: got a band and then called Release the Sounds. You're
Speaker 5: about to hear the first single off the album, which
Speaker 5: comes out at the end of the month September of
Speaker 5: the thirtieth.
Speaker 1: It's going to be free. I hope you all get
Speaker 1: behind it and hear the songs. I love this.
Speaker 5: The video is up right now. You can find it
Speaker 5: on our Facebook page OC one oh four to three. Jack,
Speaker 5: what do you want to say about the song we're
Speaker 5: about to play to give you your first world exclusive?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Thank you for doing this. You're a man of your word.
Speaker 4: You promised me on Monday that it would be played
Speaker 4: this week. It is a radio edit of one minute
Speaker 4: thirty four I see listen.
Speaker 1: Do you want it? Plage? I'm very thankful please some people.
Speaker 4: But the full length version and the video clip if
Speaker 4: you search attached to string on YouTube already is on
Speaker 4: the Facebook page OC one O four to three. This
Speaker 4: is attached to string by release the Sounds Sounds Good
Speaker 4: published this whole time.
Speaker 1: That was released the Sounds go Yeah, that's it. I'm joking.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that too, but it was kind of
Speaker 1: funny to see his little face slip went.
Speaker 10: I had a lovely eve, and then I walked you
Speaker 10: to your car.
Speaker 4: The next thing, I know you and lean in and
Speaker 4: we kiss. I never get this fun. You're close to
Speaker 4: moon and glass to touch your skin, but I went
Speaker 4: to run my hand through your hair and the nose.
Speaker 4: You were attached to string.
Speaker 10: You were a puppet this whole time.
Speaker 15: You were attached to string.
Speaker 1: You were a puppet this whole time.
Speaker 5: I think back to the.
Speaker 15: Beer we ate, I really shout have noticed that, and
Speaker 15: you were feeling food or down, your up bad, numb
Speaker 15: and chewed over with your arms playing in.
Speaker 1: That's the way you looked at me with.
Speaker 15: Those umbling Here, guys, you're.
Speaker 10: Distracted me from my mom in the rafters of the
Speaker 10: rare to run. She was making your arm boop, making
Speaker 10: your mouth tube, making you love me, making me love you.
Speaker 4: I put this whole time you were a sash the stream.
Speaker 9: You got a puppet this whole time.
Speaker 10: You were a puppet this whole time.
Speaker 5: That was Jack Post brand new outfit called Release the
Speaker 5: Sounds album comes out at the end of this month.
Speaker 4: So I haven't seen the lineslight up like this before
Speaker 4: in the past. But yes, everyone, there will be a
Speaker 4: chance for you to get this. You can listen to
Speaker 4: it on all the streaming services. YouTube attached to string
Speaker 4: to see the video clip.
Speaker 1: The video is great as well.
Speaker 5: Well done mate, Thanks guys, thankscited. All right, let's go
Speaker 5: back to.
Speaker 4: Beat on the Boss beat all the boss, beat all
Speaker 4: the buss again all day of oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Every Friday, then we do beat the boss. You take
Speaker 5: your boss on. If you beat your boss, what a
Speaker 5: great price you.
Speaker 1: Get to walk out the door.
Speaker 5: You get to knock off right away beginning your weekend,
Speaker 5: beautiful day to day as well to knock off earlier.
Speaker 5: So today it is Eddie is the boss taking on Alessio.
Speaker 5: Alessio somehow just managed to get.
Speaker 1: Two out of three. By the way, we did just
Speaker 1: find out.
Speaker 5: Let's get a lessio about we've just found out Alessio
Speaker 5: what captain hook was translated to an Italian?
Speaker 4: Uh huh captain capitan uncino.
Speaker 14: Cap that's good when we're talking about Yeah, it was
Speaker 14: definitely on the left.
Speaker 5: Yes, all right, unless you only two out of three, Eddie.
Speaker 5: Let's see how you do now, Eddy, Are you ready?
Speaker 16: Yes, I'm ready mate, I'm like my mate there, I
Speaker 16: don't need subtitles.
Speaker 5: I didn't talk unless he has got speedos on. That's
Speaker 5: every day, not just today. It's the Italians for him.
Speaker 1: All right, here are your three questions. Are you ready, Eddie? Yes,
Speaker 1: you've got to get at least two to go into
Speaker 1: the tie break.
Speaker 5: All right, here are your questions in The Lion King.
Speaker 5: Where does move Fassa and his family live.
Speaker 16: In Africa?
Speaker 5: Technically correct, technically we're going to give it to him.
Speaker 1: It's Prime Rock.
Speaker 5: But yes, I produce about we need to talk after
Speaker 5: show about the questions.
Speaker 1: Wait, but Edie, that's why is the boss? All right?
Speaker 5: Next question? Which pop star was born? Eileen? Regina Edwards?
Speaker 16: Uh, Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1: Oh, Shania Twain? Who would know? We know?
Speaker 5: All right, You've got to get this next one right.
Speaker 5: One of the first names of Hall and oats? What
Speaker 5: are the first names of holder notes? Gotta get this
Speaker 5: one right? Or Alessia Wednesday day off.
Speaker 16: I think one of them is Paul, and I don't
Speaker 16: know the other one, Richard.
Speaker 1: Your luck has run out.
Speaker 5: By friends, it's down and John, which means, for the
Speaker 5: first time in many weeks, the employee has one Alessio.
Speaker 1: Alessio, go go go, my friend, you've won.
Speaker 4: The beach is calling.
Speaker 1: Yes, Evy Dick into the speedos.
Speaker 5: We're down any kind of speedo mustache poking out the
Speaker 5: side like Salvador, my friend.
Speaker 4: Off attacking the Alessio.
Speaker 5: If you go, you've won, you can down your tools
Speaker 5: knock off. Now you've won.
Speaker 14: Yep, yep, I'm going now bye bye.
Speaker 5: Well done, Alyssia, thank you all right, Eddie tough lucky won.
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 5: However, you would always go down into our Beat the
Speaker 5: Boss Hall of Fame for give me the answer of
Speaker 5: where does move fast from his family live Africa? So
Speaker 5: well done, well done on that, okay, Eddie, all right,
Speaker 5: always a joy talking to you. Well done body, Thanks
Speaker 5: for playing Beat the Boss.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, mate, lem all right, have a
Speaker 1: great weekend. If you want to play next week and
Speaker 1: beat the Boss. You just heard that.
Speaker 5: Thinking I can take my boss and win a knockoff
Speaker 5: early on a Friday, give us a call nine four
Speaker 5: one four one four three.
Speaker 1: Now, each time.
Speaker 5: We play the music to Beat the Boss, you know,
Speaker 5: your version of a Ramone song. You know, I always
Speaker 5: feel like I have to apologize to the Ramone family.
Speaker 5: Word has actually seriously reached the Ramone family. You know,
Speaker 5: this show we have a far and wide reach. Have
Speaker 5: a listened to this, hey, C J.
Speaker 17: Ramona, the world famous Ramon tier I hear a pomp
Speaker 17: by the name of Jack Post has been plagiarizing the
Speaker 17: Ramones on the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Christian, thank you
Speaker 17: for your apologies to the Ramones family and Estep. It's warranted.
Speaker 17: It's not that I don't like people singing our songs.
Speaker 17: It's just that Jack's version is awful.
Speaker 1: That is shocking. I'm sorry about that bang out of.
Speaker 2: Order The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show four point three.
Speaker 5: So if there is ever a comedian who's coming out
Speaker 5: here who I know does great work, then I will
Speaker 5: get him on the show and recommend that you go
Speaker 5: and see them live if you can, because I don't
Speaker 5: want you wasting your money. And this guy in this
Speaker 5: morning is a brilliant Irish comedian, one of the biggest
Speaker 5: UK comedy stars at the moment, has been throughout the
Speaker 5: last ten years. His name is Dara O'Brien and he's
Speaker 5: on the show with us right now. Welcome Dara.
Speaker 3: It's a pleasure to be here, and well done you
Speaker 3: the because you left.
Speaker 1: And we won. What I'm there, I said that everyone
Speaker 1: went escaping he was doing okay.
Speaker 3: Everybody seems to have gone to the other side of
Speaker 3: the world and nobody does that. I mean, I emigrated
Speaker 3: like I ever get it for an hour, but you
Speaker 3: like everyone.
Speaker 1: Burnt and then you burnt down the house.
Speaker 3: That was the weirdest things when you totally burnt down
Speaker 3: the house like whatever and disappeared like whatever, and it
Speaker 3: was guarded to he's for the news filtered back that
Speaker 3: he was still here but hiding in plain.
Speaker 1: Side, which is a ballsy move.
Speaker 3: There is no one would think you'll just be under
Speaker 3: the same name doing the same show.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. It's a very cheap version of witness protection,
Speaker 1: having't time to laminate anything.
Speaker 3: So just kidding, we're just gonna give your own stuff
Speaker 3: back and you can do that.
Speaker 5: Like, do you know what, It's been the most exciting
Speaker 5: and most challenging thing I've ever done in my life.
Speaker 3: And look, look I haven't heard the show in the
Speaker 3: tim midover actually keeping up no, but yeah, well you
Speaker 3: know it's on different difficult times. It is still like
Speaker 3: mainly far right rants because.
Speaker 1: That was certainly your thing, and it was a lot
Speaker 1: of if my boss, here's this to go, why don't
Speaker 1: you do more of that? So you've been out, you've
Speaker 1: been to Melbourne before I have yet.
Speaker 3: I did Melbourne, which is the way we see, like
Speaker 3: I did Edinburgh and the Edwind fest. I did the
Speaker 3: Melbourne Festival in two thousand and two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: and I thought, I'm going to come back here. All
Speaker 3: the time I looked into buying a place here. It
Speaker 3: was all about being in Melbourne, and and I was, what.
Speaker 1: Was it you love so much about it? I just
Speaker 1: it's a great city.
Speaker 3: And I had that kind of thing of of I
Speaker 3: like the fact that you know, whatever way they work
Speaker 3: the rates here or whatever, that you can open a
Speaker 3: quirky small bar that only serves like mescal and and
Speaker 3: the frozen ice lollies and that's it, like whatever that
Speaker 3: because you know you can afford to do that, and
Speaker 3: it doesn't have to be a giant, super popular withever.
Speaker 3: And so therefore a lot of really cool bars and
Speaker 3: lanes and and I just really got into it. And
Speaker 3: then for work or whatever reason, I didn't get back
Speaker 3: again for sixteen years. And then I came back again
Speaker 3: and it was it was lovely to be back. All
Speaker 3: it was obviously utally changed, and all that was there
Speaker 3: and that I love has been crushed under.
Speaker 4: Development and the skyline expanding.
Speaker 5: And that's what new shows about it is Melbourne off
Speaker 5: what is wrong?
Speaker 4: You had?
Speaker 1: You had it. You had it in your hands and
Speaker 1: it was perfect.
Speaker 3: And then when they know there is a there is
Speaker 3: actually in the show about me coming back and me
Speaker 3: coming back. Look, the reason I love I was I
Speaker 3: was singer was twenty nine when I was here and
Speaker 3: everything was an adventure whispering choice now yeah, your.
Speaker 1: Wife, just man, man, I'm just gonna drift off now.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: But it was.
Speaker 3: And then I came back. I've got invited back, like whatever,
Speaker 3: and my brain went, oh my god, it's great.
Speaker 1: I'll be twenty nine again. I can't wait to go.
Speaker 7: Back to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Would drink twenty nine year old. Yeah. And I came
Speaker 1: back and all of the party of it had moved on.
Speaker 3: I had like a full chaster party that will end
Speaker 3: of sixteen years earlier.
Speaker 1: Because I arrive my fain going hey, hey, hey, I did,
Speaker 1: look who's back?
Speaker 3: As if I had pressed pause on Australia into everyone
Speaker 3: at save game and I'll just come back and everyone
Speaker 3: will be here and it'll be the exact same vibe
Speaker 3: and it'd be like the robust in West World. You'd
Speaker 3: all be frozen ways for me to come back, and
Speaker 3: then the linked and it all start again and whatever
Speaker 3: and it did not. I learned important that I'm much
Speaker 3: more saying now about this. Yea yeah, I'm enjoying a
Speaker 3: join about what it is for what it is now.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three with.
Speaker 5: Me in the studio today is a brilliant stand up
Speaker 5: comedian all the way from Ireland moving over to London
Speaker 5: about twenty years ago. I've known Dara years and he's
Speaker 5: a brilliant stand up comedian. You can go and find
Speaker 5: it for yourself. Monday night, September the sixteenth, he's going
Speaker 5: to be live at ham At Hall, only doing one
Speaker 5: show here in Melbourne. You can get your tickets at
Speaker 5: ArtCenter Melbourne, dot com dot au. Sadara, are you gonna
Speaker 5: be doing any warm up shows before Monday night?
Speaker 3: I'll use Brisbane as a war.
Speaker 1: The I think scientists have been doing that for the Brithie.
Speaker 3: I you know, I got one run I remote Lizzily,
Speaker 3: this is one hundred and sixty nine show and Brisbane
Speaker 3: when I do no shows you when I get here,
Speaker 3: it'll be show on hundred and seventy two.
Speaker 5: You know, It's like it's like sometimes changing the currency
Speaker 5: isn't it certain references they're going to go not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the bills that but I just play through.
Speaker 1: And if you don't, I've got your money. Do you
Speaker 1: know when you're getting off the tube? More than you
Speaker 1: think I should have changed. I should have changed the bank.
Speaker 4: They didn't get the wrong branch?
Speaker 1: What what? What's wrong with you people? Tom?
Speaker 3: It's going in funny on? Is this thing on anyway?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So yeah, no, no, no, because it's.
Speaker 1: A tour that's gone international already.
Speaker 3: So it's already done Scandinavia and and like I'm from here,
Speaker 3: I go to Saint Petersburg and Moscow and there's a
Speaker 3: guy it's a simultaneous translation. There's a guy in Russian
Speaker 3: as I speak.
Speaker 5: Going.
Speaker 1: And people laughing later? Is that right?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: How do you know he's not doing new materials, not
Speaker 5: much in this mid what he should have said he was.
Speaker 1: He is about to change it more than you will.
Speaker 5: And how do you look after this because you must
Speaker 5: just be having a great time your wife from family.
Speaker 1: That's obviously bad.
Speaker 3: You obviously it's a huge and it's a huge and.
Speaker 1: It looks so miserable.
Speaker 5: I actually genuinely this is the most choice I've ever
Speaker 5: seen in.
Speaker 1: A man. He's just got out of a life sentence.
Speaker 3: There is a touch when you meet people who've got kids,
Speaker 3: and they always go, almost be very difficult to be
Speaker 3: away from kids is the first thing they say.
Speaker 1: And there's like a bat half seconds. Must be great
Speaker 1: to be with from the kids, It must be.
Speaker 4: It must be really good.
Speaker 1: You're going, Yeah, you can sleep? Was like to be
Speaker 1: way for the kids for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I can just lie in and then
Speaker 3: maybe get up like it is not regardless work by
Speaker 3: my family, who think this is a holiday, who think this.
Speaker 13: Is it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay two hours in the evening and then yeah
Speaker 1: it is great.
Speaker 5: Now, I asked my Chaim, because obviously I've known you
Speaker 5: for years. Yes, I said, could you guys with fresh
Speaker 5: eyes do some research. I don't know if they've just
Speaker 5: got this off Wikipedia, and it's completely untrue. Dara once
Speaker 5: rescued a parrot from his garden and housed it in
Speaker 5: his garage.
Speaker 3: Okay, my wife rescued the paris from the guard. I
Speaker 3: mean it's so wrong, I mean, honesty, basic factslads. My
Speaker 3: wife found a parrot in the front garden, brought it
Speaker 3: in stuck in the garage.
Speaker 1: Parrot and angry parish, an angry parent angry.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 5: I think that they've either got Tourette's or they've got
Speaker 5: a behavior problems.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that.
Speaker 3: Like they're not the most serene of animals, like whatever.
Speaker 3: This was particularly nasty and shut to all the r
Speaker 3: s p c A to come out and and take
Speaker 3: the angry parrot away.
Speaker 1: But he was he was.
Speaker 3: It was apparent he was a sorry pest that somebody
Speaker 3: just I think dumped and ended up in our garden,
Speaker 3: in our front garden.
Speaker 1: And how do you dump a parent?
Speaker 3: Well, birders, they can just fly after you. You'll never
Speaker 3: be totally sure. Let me let me at somewhere at
Speaker 3: altitude right behind your head.
Speaker 1: They're always watching coming down the chimney and on calling
Speaker 1: at night. Just awake up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So they managed to shake off the change cars.
Speaker 3: The parer got fools whatever, parafollow the wrong oh no,
Speaker 3: the old the old walking stick into the door of
Speaker 3: the tube and then close it opens.
Speaker 1: I'm back again, bye bye. And the parra being angry.
Speaker 3: So the power got shaken up and then end up
Speaker 3: no wonder, it's furious and because he's off the case.
Speaker 1: Like I've lost him.
Speaker 3: I've lost him, boss, and so they so we ended up. Yees,
Speaker 3: so that actually happened, that that did happen.
Speaker 5: Not to meet to my wife, right, But I can't
Speaker 5: recommend it enough, which is why I want to get
Speaker 5: on a show. Whether or not you know dar Is
Speaker 5: he is a kidder stand up you are one of
Speaker 5: the best. I can't wait to come and see the
Speaker 5: show and bring the team down as well.
Speaker 1: Cool Ex and Fray very good, Pray very good. And
Speaker 1: I want to know that the next day you're.
Speaker 3: All really groggy because it's like eight hours past your
Speaker 3: bedtime and you say that have to watch the show
Speaker 3: and you're really regretting.
Speaker 1: That's the show I want to hear.
Speaker 5: I want to hear the show on Tuesday's tied in sketching,
Speaker 5: What what what in their collar?
Speaker 1: Hey? By the way, who's calling Christina? Sounds like an
Speaker 1: amazing idea? When'd you come up with that? That's enough,
Speaker 1: Get out.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three?
Speaker 1: What that's me? Isn't it? Sharp on it?
Speaker 5: No gaps seamless pro Oh my god?
Speaker 1: One a four point three Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Friday
Speaker 1: the thirteen.
Speaker 5: Scary What I said to Mark the sound guy and
Speaker 5: get me Scary music as a poltergeist behind you. It's
Speaker 5: like scoomy down or sorry, then unmasking some creepy caretaker.
Speaker 5: Scary Friday the thirteenth. Let's try this one. Saturday Morning cartoon,
Speaker 5: Scary Friday the thirteenth. Let's try this one. Coming up
Speaker 5: next on the block. Sam has a problem when some
Speaker 5: unruoney these aren't.
Speaker 4: That's too majestic. This is not This is not scary
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 1: It's like a date. It's a TV sort of thing,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 4: I guess this is it.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna. It's not illustrating what we're doing here,
Speaker 1: which is.
Speaker 5: Scary Suburbs on Friday the thirteenth, Try the first one
Speaker 5: Inspector gadgets inspect to gadget the wrong speed. Anyway, we
Speaker 5: go with him, all right, Friday the thirteenth, So spooky
Speaker 5: is music?
Speaker 1: Christian Scary Suburbs.
Speaker 4: Kids are already at school.
Speaker 1: Hey, Scary Suburbs.
Speaker 5: The Werribe, Chainsaw Massacre, the box Hills have Eyes. Oh Men, tone,
Speaker 5: oh Man, Tone, the Omen the omen to Nightmare on
Speaker 5: Elwood Street. Yeah, and the Pats Witch Project.
Speaker 18: Are now come on, there's two hits in that Worthy
Speaker 18: and me, Jack, what are yours?
Speaker 6: They'll be better than that?
Speaker 5: The Pats which scary, Oh horror one this rating terrified?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Speaky suburbs?
Speaker 1: Did you chup? Pat? Didn't know? Do you know what're allowed? Perhaps?
Speaker 1: Is like the big source sister to us, isn't she? No,
Speaker 1: don't know where allowed? Should get us?
Speaker 4: Boom and Dara? Yes, Jack, the rip on Lee it's clever,
Speaker 4: Heidelberg frights.
Speaker 6: Instead of heights.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's clever.
Speaker 1: All right, So no release the sounds. Saint Killer, sorry,
Speaker 1: Saint Killer, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, okay, that'll do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could have said that about three of them Ago,
Speaker 5: the Perhaps Witch Project, God bless all right, send us yours?
Speaker 5: Oh Scary Suburbs oh four seven five three one O
Speaker 5: four three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 5: oh four point three. Hello to Jerry Stalic, listen to
Speaker 5: us right now on the iHeart streaming platform in Seattle, America.
Speaker 1: He's his email and to say he loved your song.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jerry and Arago We gave the words first
Speaker 1: play of Jack Post's new album, Well.
Speaker 5: The first single from the new album, which is out
Speaker 5: at the end of September. The band is called Released
Speaker 5: the Sounds. Chris Jones in London has been on your
Speaker 5: website to order some merchandise to support it over there.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Chris.
Speaker 5: There's a small spelling mistake on Jack's website in this
Speaker 5: section where he talks about the merch that is the
Speaker 5: website Kachin you say the CDs are one hundred ligit Christian.
Speaker 5: He's spelled it l ig it as opposed to legit,
Speaker 5: which is l e g it t.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Chris. I will go and rectify that.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: He's asked for a free T shirt to put pointing
Speaker 5: this out. Chris, you got two ops there, not even.
Speaker 1: People that work on us, not even the work on
Speaker 1: the show. Rull out free T shirts. Don't push your
Speaker 1: luck all right?
Speaker 5: Friday the thirteenth, Spooky No, I know anyway, I know
Speaker 5: what your asset spooky movies today?
Speaker 4: You ate to Mark Jack But we doing spooky suburbs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what we're talking about? How take two? Are
Speaker 1: we live? They won't notice? Yeah, I was just.
Speaker 5: Center teams spooky movies today on Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 1: Mucking around, fucking around, fucking around.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're going to do one. That's I
Speaker 4: know what you did last summer.
Speaker 1: Spooky summer. I know what you did last summer of ill.
Speaker 4: That's better.
Speaker 1: Kerry, well done, Frankensteinston.
Speaker 4: Civil plus, Rocks Buried in the Park.
Speaker 1: Oh, Clever Graham, Uh, that's.
Speaker 4: That's actually that's very grim. That's a gold plus.
Speaker 5: Blair Gallery Witch Project, nice gold, Janet, well done, Panton
Speaker 5: Hills Have Eyes.
Speaker 4: That's like your box Hill one Bronze Ooo, Morris, that's
Speaker 4: like my Boo and Darrah Bronze.
Speaker 1: On Dickie and Geelong, Glenn Horntley.
Speaker 4: Gold Box Hell, Civil plus.
Speaker 1: Saving Corny, well done, made Stoned.
Speaker 4: Hmm, not so scary Bronze Colin.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go in there if I were you. I
Speaker 1: love that Gold Louise, well done, U f Folk Park.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Bronze Uh, Jack the Rippon Lee.
Speaker 4: Copied mine, Bronze hundred minus scary Warren h What is that?
Speaker 5: Bronze muzz and Cranborne Sorry no, Mornington Peninsula getting better
Speaker 5: Silver David Corydon heltona altona Silver Witchmond.
Speaker 1: Let's leave it there. Thank you very much everyone, One World.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point three.
Speaker 5: Let me just take you through what has happened in
Speaker 5: the last three days at home. Do you think this
Speaker 5: is unusual? Do you think this is odd? Not my behavior,
Speaker 5: my wife's. We are trying to get some new furniture
Speaker 5: for the new house, and so it is really hard
Speaker 5: when you see it in like the showroom, the way
Speaker 5: it's all lit, you.
Speaker 1: Can't imagine it at home.
Speaker 5: My wife rings the place that we were at two
Speaker 5: weeks ago to say, we don't know what we're going
Speaker 5: to do about those chairs, the dining room chairs that
Speaker 5: you've got there.
Speaker 1: Can we borrow one for the night to look at it?
Speaker 5: They were like, and I don't know whether it's because
Speaker 5: it's the English accent where they just forgive you and
Speaker 5: normally if it was on Australia, they just hang out
Speaker 5: and go no.
Speaker 1: And they need to go and check with the manager.
Speaker 5: The manager came on and obviously said there's any damages,
Speaker 5: you can have to pay for it, and then there
Speaker 5: were obviously concerned that what if we just run off
Speaker 5: with one of the chairs, and I could.
Speaker 1: Hear it in the other room. She told me to call.
Speaker 5: I was, I'm not doing that, and I could hear
Speaker 5: her go, well, it's not like we're going to steal it.
Speaker 5: My husband, he's on the radio play that card.
Speaker 1: So anyway, do you know what's producer Brad's car today?
Speaker 4: One of the chairs chairs?
Speaker 1: You know what. I've got to lug it back to
Speaker 1: Richmond later so they to drop it off.
Speaker 4: I say, how did it look?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to get them. Well, I said, why
Speaker 1: don't we keep that one? We just want another couple.
Speaker 1: We've got one already.
Speaker 6: I've done that before with our dining room chairs. I
Speaker 6: bought one though. I said, look, you don't have any
Speaker 6: of these like a shop floor model I can take home.
Speaker 6: They said no, but you can buy one and if
Speaker 6: you don't like it, you can get refunded. So I
Speaker 6: bought it, took it home. It was fine, bought another five.
Speaker 1: I see, so it's not so do you think it's odd?
Speaker 4: Where would you draw the line? Would you draw the
Speaker 4: line in a couch like if would you move a
Speaker 4: whole couch into the living room to have a little.
Speaker 5: Bit out because sometimes you need to get it in
Speaker 5: the room. I mean, could you borrow a bed for
Speaker 5: twenty four.
Speaker 1: Hoursn't soil it? Why did you do that silly little.
Speaker 5: Thing where you lie on it for five seconds and
Speaker 5: went yeah, I mean it works.
Speaker 1: I guess is a bed you need to sleep on it?
Speaker 4: But why would you soil it in your bed?
Speaker 1: Soil it? Oh no, come on, well, sweating is one
Speaker 1: thing soiling it? Why do you sleep on straw in
Speaker 1: a barn out there? It's sold in the bed every night.
Speaker 1: That's wrong with your woman. That's enough now the link.
Speaker 5: So if you see Patsy walk in a bed showroom,
Speaker 5: Harvey Norman, right, seriously, they were all sold out. Don't
Speaker 5: let her lie down. She's gonna She's gonna let us
Speaker 5: Olf go. You've been jet washing it for the rest
Speaker 5: of this year.
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Speaker 5: Tll of today's show is speedo Mustache. Folks, what are
Speaker 5: you watch to this weekend?
Speaker 1: Patsy? What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 6: We are being treated to a trip on Puffing Billy
Speaker 6: on Sunday. Can't like Audrey's first puffing Billy trip.
Speaker 1: Oh that's lovely.
Speaker 4: What do you mean you're getting treated? If someone shouting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're they're sending us on a trip.
Speaker 4: It's something that came.
Speaker 5: Through You know what, when was the last time you
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Speaker 4: Like, Hey, do you want perffing Billy to stay out
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Speaker 1: Let me on the ride? Get on.
Speaker 4: Anymore?
Speaker 1: Can you sign that? Like an half the day? Can
Speaker 1: you Jack? What do you got to this weekend?
Speaker 4: We're filming the second video clip for our band tomorrow.
Speaker 4: We need extras. Actually, if you're around at twelve o'clock tomorrow.
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