WEBVTT - FULL: Captain Chaos 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.280 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:14.960 I've been very attentive, Sandra Sully isn't real? 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:16.640 Who lay gun? 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:19.840 Christian O'Connell show, Gold one oh four point. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:24.800 Three, Show one and seventy six, goodbye and Pats morning, 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:25.680 goodbye and Jack? 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.880 How are you? Jeam well more to ask you how 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:31.160 you are? You've come into work today and just thrown 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:36.599 on the very important radio desk exercise equipment and the 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.279 instructions and everything. Before the show you were slumped over 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:44.080 trying to work out how this small micro foam roller works. 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:45.199 This is a flex bar? 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:46.520 Has it now? 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:51.320 I mean it looks like something from Sexy Now some 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.800 new product endorsement and then tomorrow you going to come 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:56.720 on go And that was the AI endorsing that the 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:57.520 fun tickler. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:59.520 This is for the tendons in your arm. 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.080 I have hair. Well, my mom had one of those, 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.039 and she did she didn't play gold for tennis. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:11.760 She must have had tennis. Well, I apologize this is 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.440 I actually have tennis elbow, so I don't even play tennis. 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:19.240 But something in the tenants in my elbow tendinitis very sore. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.559 And this flex bar it does look like a small 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:23.679 phone roller for your. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:24.839 Hands because see cucumber. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.959 Yeah, I'm just reading it. I only got it yesterday 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.400 and haven't had a transferred the instruction. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.160 The best time to do it is right before we 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.240 go live to the city on the Number one Breakfast show. 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.440 I thought a great thing to do during Absolutely I 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.520 don't know if she converse with you about what's going You've. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:42.039 Been silence staring at a woman basically doing nothing with it, 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:43.080 tickling her forearms. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.560 By the look of it, there isn't that much to it, 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:46.759 So the bar. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:48.920 Don't shake it in the air like that. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:50.480 It threatening, doesn't it. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:55.040 So you hold it in one hand, put your second 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.600 hand on and so you're ringing out of town like 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.880 you're ringing out a tea towel. That's so too a hosing. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.919 Perhaps, thank you now, it doesn't feel like much a muscle. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.600 Wik said that injuring jack Ship when he had a 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:08.960 go on. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.919 It, how much did you pay for that? Because I 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.520 feel like you could just do that with a tea toowl. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:17.320 I think it was twenty four dollars. People on Reddit 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.000 said that. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:23.120 That's where the smartest people hang out. They have nothing 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.760 better to do. Than hang out on a forum. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.520 I'm a sucker for someone in comments saying this like. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:35.760 Change yeah by the manufacturers fives or one of those 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.840 costs like one but to get made in China. 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:43.880 No, this is he's not doing anything. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.280 It's not a tea towel. A teatowel and have the 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.160 same tension and talk and so what do you feel 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.080 it doing? Do you feel it's like a stretching it now? 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:53.200 It doesn't feel like much. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:56.880 Have a go over it, doesn't You have a so 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:58.400 you hold it out in front and then you twist 0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:59.360 in two different works. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.720 It's literally like anything. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.720 No, but is it for ladies? No, it's for because 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.480 everybody don't know. They probably have different tension they do. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:13.320 There was a small, medium, large, and I got medium. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:14.560 There's section small. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.840 I'm not feeling anything. Your tendons will be feeling it. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:21.399 How do you know that? 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:28.200 Well the people on reddits. So, how do you think 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.639 you've got the elbow problem? It's seventy five. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:35.440 I think it's a mixture of strength training. Boy, and 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.320 I'm doing four weight sessions a week, which is it's 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.560 a lot for what I came from. 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:45.040 Turning to the rock. You could have to start eating 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.440 a load of cord every day. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.360 I bet, I bet the Rock has for one of these. 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.200 There's no way he has one of those unless it's 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:54.080 in his bedside table and there's something else down But 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:55.000 when he's not the Rock. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:04:00.400 Good Morning The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good Morning Christian. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.680 To clean up the glass they use that, I'm still 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.480 getting answers. But have they clear up broken glass from 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.760 a road or freeway? After we saw the claziest van 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.440 just it must have been about four or five sheets 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:14.960 of glass panes of glass get smashed into smithereens all 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.840 over two lanes of punt road. This is from bub 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.039 weighing in on this in Bumbery, w Wa, which I 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:24.960 think is just south of Perth. They use a supersucker truck, 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.360 the sort of thing you say to your five year 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:31.680 old kid. Yeah, oh, it's a supersucker truck, same one 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:33.960 they used to suck out the drains, so obviously put 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:34.520 a hand let. 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.839 It sucks up glass. I guess when do they drop 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:38.320 that off though? 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:39.440 Then that's the tip? 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:40.560 Ah? 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.440 Right, Okay, well maybe like maybe would they recycle it 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:44.960 and make it into bottles and stuff? 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.880 Maybe I'd like to think so, But haven't been here 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.040 for a couple of years, and I've not seen a 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.040 lot of information about what goes on with this recycling. 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.200 I'm not sure, Hey, passy, So episode episode five is 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:58.479 out now, Rage against the. 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:00.640 Machine five has just dropped. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.400 Maybe I'm a chronic oversharer, featuring a good friend of 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.840 mine and journalist Sarah Patterson, and it's probably the most 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:12.080 unfiltered episode yet. It is very, very honest, and we 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.480 both talk about our menopause journeys and some of the 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:19.000 uglier symptoms that women normally typically probably aren't game to 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:19.520 talk about. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:21.760 Good for you talking about them. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.159 Yeah, we've gone there, because that's what it's all about, 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:27.920 is starting the conversation and not feeling ashamed about what 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:31.440 you're getting at times through you know, through your journey. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:32.440 So yeah, that's out now. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.560 Well I really started listening to it, have you, And 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.760 I'm a big fan of yours, and I was offended. Right. 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.760 I had some young children in the car this morning. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:41.760 That's another story. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:44.520 You should have looked at the rating men. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.200 In a school run and these young children are horrified 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:50.919 at this language. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:54.120 Some days are better than others and other days. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:00.800 And we listened to k Jack out be toned out 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.680 and we're not talking about threesomes few. I thought we'd 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.680 actually slipped into the multiverse then become them. And then 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:09.360 I was even more offended when I heard this. 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.520 It's a bit of a head, absolutely is my. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:18.520 Word, Dear gold want four point three beloved veteran veteran 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:24.520 beloved news. I'm not as context Patsy. This is how 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.360 it must feel. I get it when I hear this. Well, 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.840 my wife talks about it. There's there's the expeat is 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.520 a punctuation. It's full on what you go through. You 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.479 should be swearing about it, not even it's not turned 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:36.520 out in the podcast, is it? 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:37.800 No? 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.680 Perhaps was actually so worried about the language last week 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:42.640 we had to have an emergency meeting in the car. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:47.599 I was damaged my brag and then I said, what 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.160 have you said? Because I thought it was a really 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:55.640 bad one. Slippings and news sometimes to wake people up. 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:56.760 What she call that? 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.120 No, I need to play my mortgage. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.080 Thanks, and then you pass. You don't think you know 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:07.000 when people sometimes they go And then I said to him, 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.120 we're not live. 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:10.240 On it right now. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.680 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.600 Very hard to actually focus on today's show. When you 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:20.400 keep brandishing that sort of rubber eyed sex toy looks 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:23.480 like I know it is a wrist roller. 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:27.480 For the tendons in my arms elbow. Yeah, if you 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.320 want me to bring a doctor's note, I could get 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:30.520 one next time. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:33.120 I go back. I could get one because I have. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:34.800 Real tennis elbow and I'm not going to do it 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:36.320 while we're talking. I'll put it to the side of 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:37.800 the songs. 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.480 I will be Have you seen it. There was one 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:45.920 way I was holding it up in the air, shaking. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:45.240 Giving it a phallic touch. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:49.240 I will read from the real instructions elbow oscillation, grip 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.200 the base of the flex bar, oscillate bar, will keeping wrist, 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:53.640 elbow and shoulder steady. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:54.560 Perhaps this one. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.880 I know it's making me very uncomfortable. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:58.480 Actually going to put Pats off the news. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.400 Yes, it's no. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.239 This is fixing my arm as we speak. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.680 Well, you not do it in my eyesight. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.400 All the opposite me. 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.080 I'm trying to plan the show, and it sets up 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:12.640 brandishing this mobbly lightsaber that is jerking around. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.840 Alongs with your sock next to your computer. 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:17.760 And I you're right, the love sock has a friend. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:19.400 Now the love truncheon. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:25.520 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:29.320 Yesterday morning, when I was in the gym, this woman 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.680 came in, right, She's not a regular there, and it 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.040 was clear that she was only there to get some 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.200 advice about two very specific things. It was clear that 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:39.240 she was having to do some kind of physical test 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.559 for a job interview. And she looks a couple of 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.360 years older than me, and so Paul, the guy that 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:47.079 runs the gym, was like, okay, well, I know that 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:48.800 you're going to have to carry. They're going to need 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:49.959 to see that you can pick up. Part of the 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.920 test two twenty five kilo dumbbells which we find. Let 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.880 me get them now and to show you form and 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:56.319 so you're not going to hurt yourself. And then you 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:57.959 have to just carry them for a bit as well, 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.320 drop them and then walk back with them. Gets a 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.120 bar b and I said, they often get you to 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:04.320 do this as well. And so they're doing this short 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:05.839 test to a couple of minutes. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:08.200 And all the test is just pick up, carry from 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:09.120 one tide to the other. 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.920 Put down, and then walk back a right and then 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.000 he says good luck with a job interview. Obviously, she goes. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.440 I go over and go, what what's the job? What's 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:20.719 the trauma word? Well, oh, you wouldn't have done that, 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:23.640 you would have no, I'm dying. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:27.520 Yes, she's doing an interview to join the funeral directors. 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:33.640 Oh wow, Oh for the coffin. Yeah, yes, coffin strength. 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.520 Yes, I said, Paul, you know what, you could get 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:40.920 a nice little niche here training funeral directors. Have a 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.760 coffin in here with like different weights because people are 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.520 different weights to get buried, because not everyone's going to 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.319 be seventy or eighty kilo. So I said, you could 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:54.320 carve out a very successful niche here training strength, training 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:55.320 funeral directors. 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.400 You know, but the funeral director doesn't have to carry 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:58.000 the whole coffin. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:00.880 You had a bit of. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:05.160 Times everyone else has been in your win. 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.200 It's just like, no trolleys must be used in my funeral. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:14.080 I want Jack to single handedly wrist strength, permitting carrying 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:20.520 me single handedly on his shoulders. Good mining, good mining. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.800 I'd love to know this morning as well. What are 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:26.400 the jobs require a fitness or strength test other than 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.920 like the emergency service love. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.720 God had to have one for office work? 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.440 Yeah, pick up that a. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:34.760 Paper? 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.880 Well, it's to say if you're fit, you know you 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:42.520 need to work, which just healthy and not a liability. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:44.000 And what was the the. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.440 Currently with his leg up in a wheelchair. 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.880 Telling me you're the best I had to do like 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.200 blood pressure and bending stuff. 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:02.120 Can you stationary up off the floor if you drop 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:02.440 a pea? 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:03.600 It's really intense. 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:05.320 It really was so intense. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:06.440 It's and mild pending. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.400 I don't think i'd passity if I had to do 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.160 it for here, No, surely. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.400 You would, all right, what do the jobs have a 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.079 fitness or strength test? Let me know nine four one four, 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.360 one oh four three. Right now then it's a good morning. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.199 We are good morning. Minute. We're going to put a 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.120 minute o'clock say good morning to many of you as 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.280 possible wherever you are right now. All we need to 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.320 do is text us on four seven five three one 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:29.240 oh four three, your name, where you are and what 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:30.520 are you up to right now? 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.439 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.800 Dying to know whether the jobs require a physical strength 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.319 or fitness test if you to get the job? 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:40.840 Found out yesterday to become. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.920 A funeral director you have to have a strength load 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.199 carrying part of the exam which makes sense because of 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.400 what they're dealing with in the coffin. Rihas just found 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.120 out about what you have to do to get into 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:53.199 the police, which has obviously changed over the last couple 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.959 of years. So I know they're trying to recruit more 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:56.319 people to get in. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.000 Well, yeah, I'll think plenty of people will be able 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.359 to get in on this. Someone the VIC Police website 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:05.079 and says the fitness test includes firstly five on the 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.240 beat test, which is the same as a below average 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.360 twelve year old. I looked on the table. You have 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:16.559 to do Wow, five successive push ups. It's not a lot, 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:21.240 is it, And swim one hundred meters in four minutes. 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:26.040 Wow. I'll be with you in a minute, sir, I'm drowning. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:30.040 I can get there with just under four minutes, is 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:36.800 my beat that is as per procedure, standard protocol. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.480 And then I'll get down to do five bushups. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.560 I mean, I'm not a great swimmer, but four minutes 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:42.199 is a lot. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.559 Especially when it's it's a first responder's job. You know, 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.960 it's not just going for a swim. Wow, I didn't 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:49.280 know that. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:54.240 It's okay, good mine, good mine, good mining, good mine. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.240 Do you any more? 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.920 Job swear you know that there is a physical strength 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.560 test or cardio. Let us know who knew Office Works 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.440 also has one nine four one four one o four three. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:06.720 You would kind of hope the funeral director is coming 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.079 to save you rather than the play. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:13.240 Sumser tribles her, what do you need? Hell not vig 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:17.120 pol Craig newbro Christian. I am. Good morning to Craig 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:21.679 in New Rah, still horizontal about horise for my first coffee. 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:26.079 Morning Craig, Morning Craig, Robin Marabanon, just got home from work. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:30.040 When you do, Craig, he's a text message, you can't tell. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:30.520 No, no, no. 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:33.120 He's having a silent conversation, let's know. And good night 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.360 to Rob Christian. Off for another busy day in Bentley. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:40.000 Hope you have a wonderful day. That's from Lockey in Aspandau. 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:44.200 Good morning, Lockey, morning Lucky. Good morning to Nika up 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:47.640 in Queensland, Harvey Bay, listening to us, just back from 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:52.240 her daily walk. Morning. Good morning to Daniel, just dropped 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.400 off his six year old boy at schoolcare in Bacchus 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:59.880 Marsh now driving and work in Brunswick. Good morning, Patty 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.240 the bitch know you know. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.319 What I just my heart sank because there's parents doing 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.040 this every day. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.600 We're here at work and do that must be hard, yes, 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:09.679 you know, and hard on the little ones as well. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.280 Like I get it, Audrey was a craze kid as well. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:13.920 I'm not guilt tripping at all. 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:14.679 But good on you. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.559 You're doing a great job and it's it's hard work. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.960 It is hard work, but chraty is fantastic for kids. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:25.200 Passing and Daniel, thank you, and good morning, good morning 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.440 to Simon. Just started work at Melbourne Airport. Thank you 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:32.640 very much, Simon, Good morning, Simon, Morning two. Margo Reservoirs 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.320 straightening her hair whilst listening to the show Good Morning. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:37.920 A multitasking. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:42.000 Strains her hair once a week. Yeah, if the steam 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.600 in the air, it's like I honestly come into the 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:45.760 room and there's a fire. 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:50.360 Why does it so long? As well? My wife has 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.080 very naturally what do you call frizzy hair? 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:59.600 I don't say frizzy, so wavy, it's not to your wife? 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:03.800 What is she's offended she's got frizzy hair. Don't say that, 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:07.600 say it's a real frizzy. And so she has to 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:11.600 use those what's she called? Yeah, JHD, what is it? 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.680 Yes, yeah, yeah, I've got the silver bullet. 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:17.080 Same place as Jack got that. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.520 No, how dare you. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:25.920 Anyway? 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.080 Good morning everybody? 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.320 Good morning do you? 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:37.200 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:42.960 Yesterday we were talking about twenty thirty two when all 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:46.600 eyes will turn to Australia and see, let's see how 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:50.720 you do another games. You did an amazing one in Sydney. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.440 What has Brisbane got for us? Rio? What did you 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.560 hear yesterday on the news about the Brizzi Games? 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.520 I saw that Brisbane want to be known. They're twenty 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.920 thirty two Olympics. The budget Olympics. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:06.360 Oh wow, I mean those two words don't belong together. 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:12.080 Look at Look how amazing parislet La Hollywood, Well Tom Cruise, 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.880 just to actually just to actually do something before it 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.120 starts in four years time. 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:20.040 But they looked expensive though, didn't they. Christian Wes Brisbane 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.960 you're looking at and they go, these guys are really frugal. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.720 Yeah, these will bring it way the budget. No new 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:27.360 shiny facilities, the. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:33.000 Byo, your own gear, every country in your own venue, 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.320 build your own venue. If you don't like us, I'm 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.920 suddenly seeing it being use a lot of school pools 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:41.360 and gymnasium like this. 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:45.200 And then you heard somewhere on the news last night. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.920 Yes, there was on the on Brisbane's like one of 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:51.240 their Channel nine journalists was teeing off. Because before Sydney, 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.680 I remember, the vibe was everyone was so excited, like. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.480 We just couldn't wait safe for London twenty twelve. Yeah, 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.760 but now the vibe. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:04.359 Before Brisbane is not elation. It's more fear and intation. 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:08.439 What Paris looks like, you know what la is going 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:08.840 to be like? 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:13.439 Well, I enjoyed everything that was on offer from Paris. 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.200 The only thing that was going through my mind throughout 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.159 the last two weeks was we are going to be 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:19.040 an embarrassment. 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:23.560 My god, the shark is already in the water. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:30.440 Come on, Brisbane, build some new, build some new nice stadiums. 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:31.679 Spend a little cash. 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:33.800 So they said they're not building anything new. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:34.359 This is it. 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:37.800 No, they've only got so Brisbane's big athletics stadium. Big 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:42.280 is forty thousand people like capacity, that is not very big. 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.159 We saw a bird's eye view shot of it and 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:46.879 it looks like a high school. 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:55.119 Part scorch outside patchy old grass like the Dogs of 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:55.720 Peed on it. 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:59.359 Yeah, it didn't look the optics are not going to 0:17:59.400 --> 0:17:59.760 be great. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.440 There are one hundred and ten thousand to watch Kathy 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.080 Freeman in Sydney. There were eighty thousand at least at 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:07.200 Starre de France in Paris. 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:09.960 Yeah, I remember in Super Saturday in London twenty twelve 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.360 there one hundred and five thousand in that stadium there. 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:16.600 It's like it's a hell of but if you're in 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:23.480 there premium tickets yesterday we're talking about because every time 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:26.760 a country host and a city host of games, they 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:29.760 can create some of their own demonstration events. AUSTRALI need 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.879 to do this encurrent, create events that they're going to 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:34.399 be guaranteed uniquely in a position to guarantee to win 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:36.920 a gold Some of the ideas then for new events 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:42.120 for twenty thirty two Kate Sunburn snapping and barefoot bindy sprints. 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.920 That's a great idea, Bunning snag cooking competition. 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:50.040 Yeah, actue that has a team event actually working like 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:51.560 the relay, you know the role. 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:57.560 The bread, the onions to the snag guy Richard, they're 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:00.159 getting into the kingswood on a forty degree day, are 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:03.480 not getting third degree burns from the vinyl seats on 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:07.560 the metal thing on the seat belt dash, or instead 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:13.400 of giving very expensive medals meat tray. Your medals must 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:16.480 a fortune hundreds of them. They keep giving out all 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:26.040 day though. Put a line flew down, Richard, that's a 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:28.520 genius idea. Joined the Olympic Committee for twenty thirty two 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:31.280 which has been hired. Sue Bear for eski carrying race 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:37.080 on the hot sand, Lindsey Thong sapping. Just leave that 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:43.919 gum boot tossing from Daniel Cane toad racing, Brett. 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:46.520 Running on hot sand with an armful of swim toys. 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:50.080 That's every every day and every summer holiday. And Sarah 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.639 West Christian what about the burnouts in the Venodrome on those. 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:57.520