Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
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Speaker 4: Three, Show one and seventy six, goodbye and Pats morning,
Speaker 4: goodbye and Jack?
Speaker 5: How are you? Jeam well more to ask you how
Speaker 5: you are? You've come into work today and just thrown
Speaker 5: on the very important radio desk exercise equipment and the
Speaker 5: instructions and everything. Before the show you were slumped over
Speaker 5: trying to work out how this small micro foam roller works.
Speaker 6: This is a flex bar?
Speaker 3: Has it now?
Speaker 5: I mean it looks like something from Sexy Now some
Speaker 5: new product endorsement and then tomorrow you going to come
Speaker 5: on go And that was the AI endorsing that the
Speaker 5: fun tickler.
Speaker 6: This is for the tendons in your arm.
Speaker 5: I have hair. Well, my mom had one of those,
Speaker 5: and she did she didn't play gold for tennis.
Speaker 6: She must have had tennis. Well, I apologize this is
Speaker 6: I actually have tennis elbow, so I don't even play tennis.
Speaker 6: But something in the tenants in my elbow tendinitis very sore.
Speaker 6: And this flex bar it does look like a small
Speaker 6: phone roller for your.
Speaker 5: Hands because see cucumber.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm just reading it. I only got it yesterday
Speaker 6: and haven't had a transferred the instruction.
Speaker 5: The best time to do it is right before we
Speaker 5: go live to the city on the Number one Breakfast show.
Speaker 6: I thought a great thing to do during Absolutely I
Speaker 6: don't know if she converse with you about what's going You've.
Speaker 5: Been silence staring at a woman basically doing nothing with it,
Speaker 5: tickling her forearms.
Speaker 6: By the look of it, there isn't that much to it,
Speaker 6: So the bar.
Speaker 2: Don't shake it in the air like that.
Speaker 3: It threatening, doesn't it.
Speaker 6: So you hold it in one hand, put your second
Speaker 6: hand on and so you're ringing out of town like
Speaker 6: you're ringing out a tea towel. That's so too a hosing.
Speaker 5: Perhaps, thank you now, it doesn't feel like much a muscle.
Speaker 3: Wik said that injuring jack Ship when he had a
Speaker 3: go on.
Speaker 7: It, how much did you pay for that? Because I
Speaker 7: feel like you could just do that with a tea toowl.
Speaker 6: I think it was twenty four dollars. People on Reddit
Speaker 6: said that.
Speaker 5: That's where the smartest people hang out. They have nothing
Speaker 5: better to do. Than hang out on a forum.
Speaker 6: I'm a sucker for someone in comments saying this like.
Speaker 5: Change yeah by the manufacturers fives or one of those
Speaker 5: costs like one but to get made in China.
Speaker 3: No, this is he's not doing anything.
Speaker 5: It's not a tea towel. A teatowel and have the
Speaker 5: same tension and talk and so what do you feel
Speaker 5: it doing? Do you feel it's like a stretching it now?
Speaker 6: It doesn't feel like much.
Speaker 7: Have a go over it, doesn't You have a so
Speaker 7: you hold it out in front and then you twist
Speaker 7: in two different works.
Speaker 6: It's literally like anything.
Speaker 5: No, but is it for ladies? No, it's for because
Speaker 5: everybody don't know. They probably have different tension they do.
Speaker 6: There was a small, medium, large, and I got medium.
Speaker 5: There's section small.
Speaker 6: I'm not feeling anything. Your tendons will be feeling it.
Speaker 6: How do you know that?
Speaker 5: Well the people on reddits. So, how do you think
Speaker 5: you've got the elbow problem? It's seventy five.
Speaker 6: I think it's a mixture of strength training. Boy, and
Speaker 6: I'm doing four weight sessions a week, which is it's
Speaker 6: a lot for what I came from.
Speaker 5: Turning to the rock. You could have to start eating
Speaker 5: a load of cord every day.
Speaker 6: I bet, I bet the Rock has for one of these.
Speaker 5: There's no way he has one of those unless it's
Speaker 5: in his bedside table and there's something else down But
Speaker 5: when he's not the Rock.
Speaker 1: Good Morning The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good Morning Christian.
Speaker 5: To clean up the glass they use that, I'm still
Speaker 5: getting answers. But have they clear up broken glass from
Speaker 5: a road or freeway? After we saw the claziest van
Speaker 5: just it must have been about four or five sheets
Speaker 5: of glass panes of glass get smashed into smithereens all
Speaker 5: over two lanes of punt road. This is from bub
Speaker 5: weighing in on this in Bumbery, w Wa, which I
Speaker 5: think is just south of Perth. They use a supersucker truck,
Speaker 5: the sort of thing you say to your five year
Speaker 5: old kid. Yeah, oh, it's a supersucker truck, same one
Speaker 5: they used to suck out the drains, so obviously put
Speaker 5: a hand let.
Speaker 3: It sucks up glass. I guess when do they drop
Speaker 3: that off though?
Speaker 2: Then that's the tip?
Speaker 8: Ah?
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, well maybe like maybe would they recycle it
Speaker 2: and make it into bottles and stuff?
Speaker 5: Maybe I'd like to think so, But haven't been here
Speaker 5: for a couple of years, and I've not seen a
Speaker 5: lot of information about what goes on with this recycling.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure, Hey, passy, So episode episode five is
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Speaker 9: both talk about our menopause journeys and some of the
Speaker 9: uglier symptoms that women normally typically probably aren't game to
Speaker 9: talk about.
Speaker 5: Good for you talking about them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we've gone there, because that's what it's all about,
Speaker 9: is starting the conversation and not feeling ashamed about what
Speaker 9: you're getting at times through you know, through your journey.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's out now.
Speaker 5: Well I really started listening to it, have you, And
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of yours, and I was offended. Right.
Speaker 5: I had some young children in the car this morning.
Speaker 5: That's another story.
Speaker 2: You should have looked at the rating men.
Speaker 5: In a school run and these young children are horrified
Speaker 5: at this language.
Speaker 2: Some days are better than others and other days.
Speaker 5: And we listened to k Jack out be toned out
Speaker 5: and we're not talking about threesomes few. I thought we'd
Speaker 5: actually slipped into the multiverse then become them. And then
Speaker 5: I was even more offended when I heard this.
Speaker 2: It's a bit of a head, absolutely is my.
Speaker 5: Word, Dear gold want four point three beloved veteran veteran
Speaker 5: beloved news. I'm not as context Patsy. This is how
Speaker 5: it must feel. I get it when I hear this. Well,
Speaker 5: my wife talks about it. There's there's the expeat is
Speaker 5: a punctuation. It's full on what you go through. You
Speaker 5: should be swearing about it, not even it's not turned
Speaker 5: out in the podcast, is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Perhaps was actually so worried about the language last week
Speaker 5: we had to have an emergency meeting in the car.
Speaker 5: I was damaged my brag and then I said, what
Speaker 5: have you said? Because I thought it was a really
Speaker 5: bad one. Slippings and news sometimes to wake people up.
Speaker 3: What she call that?
Speaker 2: No, I need to play my mortgage.
Speaker 5: Thanks, and then you pass. You don't think you know
Speaker 5: when people sometimes they go And then I said to him,
Speaker 5: we're not live.
Speaker 3: On it right now.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Very hard to actually focus on today's show. When you
Speaker 5: keep brandishing that sort of rubber eyed sex toy looks
Speaker 5: like I know it is a wrist roller.
Speaker 6: For the tendons in my arms elbow. Yeah, if you
Speaker 6: want me to bring a doctor's note, I could get
Speaker 6: one next time.
Speaker 5: I go back. I could get one because I have.
Speaker 6: Real tennis elbow and I'm not going to do it
Speaker 6: while we're talking. I'll put it to the side of
Speaker 6: the songs.
Speaker 5: I will be Have you seen it. There was one
Speaker 5: way I was holding it up in the air, shaking.
Speaker 3: Giving it a phallic touch.
Speaker 6: I will read from the real instructions elbow oscillation, grip
Speaker 6: the base of the flex bar, oscillate bar, will keeping wrist,
Speaker 6: elbow and shoulder steady.
Speaker 3: Perhaps this one.
Speaker 2: I know it's making me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Actually going to put Pats off the news.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's no.
Speaker 6: This is fixing my arm as we speak.
Speaker 2: Well, you not do it in my eyesight.
Speaker 3: All the opposite me.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to plan the show, and it sets up
Speaker 5: brandishing this mobbly lightsaber that is jerking around.
Speaker 2: Alongs with your sock next to your computer.
Speaker 5: And I you're right, the love sock has a friend.
Speaker 5: Now the love truncheon.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Yesterday morning, when I was in the gym, this woman
Speaker 5: came in, right, She's not a regular there, and it
Speaker 5: was clear that she was only there to get some
Speaker 5: advice about two very specific things. It was clear that
Speaker 5: she was having to do some kind of physical test
Speaker 5: for a job interview. And she looks a couple of
Speaker 5: years older than me, and so Paul, the guy that
Speaker 5: runs the gym, was like, okay, well, I know that
Speaker 5: you're going to have to carry. They're going to need
Speaker 5: to see that you can pick up. Part of the
Speaker 5: test two twenty five kilo dumbbells which we find. Let
Speaker 5: me get them now and to show you form and
Speaker 5: so you're not going to hurt yourself. And then you
Speaker 5: have to just carry them for a bit as well,
Speaker 5: drop them and then walk back with them. Gets a
Speaker 5: bar b and I said, they often get you to
Speaker 5: do this as well. And so they're doing this short
Speaker 5: test to a couple of minutes.
Speaker 6: And all the test is just pick up, carry from
Speaker 6: one tide to the other.
Speaker 5: Put down, and then walk back a right and then
Speaker 5: he says good luck with a job interview. Obviously, she goes.
Speaker 5: I go over and go, what what's the job? What's
Speaker 5: the trauma word? Well, oh, you wouldn't have done that,
Speaker 5: you would have no, I'm dying.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's doing an interview to join the funeral directors.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Oh for the coffin. Yeah, yes, coffin strength.
Speaker 5: Yes, I said, Paul, you know what, you could get
Speaker 5: a nice little niche here training funeral directors. Have a
Speaker 5: coffin in here with like different weights because people are
Speaker 5: different weights to get buried, because not everyone's going to
Speaker 5: be seventy or eighty kilo. So I said, you could
Speaker 5: carve out a very successful niche here training strength, training
Speaker 5: funeral directors.
Speaker 6: You know, but the funeral director doesn't have to carry
Speaker 6: the whole coffin.
Speaker 3: You had a bit of.
Speaker 6: Times everyone else has been in your win.
Speaker 5: It's just like, no trolleys must be used in my funeral.
Speaker 5: I want Jack to single handedly wrist strength, permitting carrying
Speaker 5: me single handedly on his shoulders. Good mining, good mining.
Speaker 5: I'd love to know this morning as well. What are
Speaker 5: the jobs require a fitness or strength test other than
Speaker 5: like the emergency service love.
Speaker 2: God had to have one for office work?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pick up that a.
Speaker 5: Paper?
Speaker 9: Well, it's to say if you're fit, you know you
Speaker 9: need to work, which just healthy and not a liability.
Speaker 5: And what was the the.
Speaker 3: Currently with his leg up in a wheelchair.
Speaker 9: Telling me you're the best I had to do like
Speaker 9: blood pressure and bending stuff.
Speaker 5: Can you stationary up off the floor if you drop
Speaker 5: a pea?
Speaker 2: It's really intense.
Speaker 5: It really was so intense.
Speaker 3: It's and mild pending.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd passity if I had to do
Speaker 2: it for here, No, surely.
Speaker 5: You would, all right, what do the jobs have a
Speaker 5: fitness or strength test? Let me know nine four one four,
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Speaker 5: Dying to know whether the jobs require a physical strength
Speaker 5: or fitness test if you to get the job?
Speaker 3: Found out yesterday to become.
Speaker 5: A funeral director you have to have a strength load
Speaker 5: carrying part of the exam which makes sense because of
Speaker 5: what they're dealing with in the coffin. Rihas just found
Speaker 5: out about what you have to do to get into
Speaker 5: the police, which has obviously changed over the last couple
Speaker 5: of years. So I know they're trying to recruit more
Speaker 5: people to get in.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I'll think plenty of people will be able
Speaker 7: to get in on this. Someone the VIC Police website
Speaker 7: and says the fitness test includes firstly five on the
Speaker 7: beat test, which is the same as a below average
Speaker 7: twelve year old. I looked on the table. You have
Speaker 7: to do Wow, five successive push ups. It's not a lot,
Speaker 7: is it, And swim one hundred meters in four minutes.
Speaker 5: Wow. I'll be with you in a minute, sir, I'm drowning.
Speaker 5: I can get there with just under four minutes, is
Speaker 5: my beat that is as per procedure, standard protocol.
Speaker 3: And then I'll get down to do five bushups.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not a great swimmer, but four minutes
Speaker 6: is a lot.
Speaker 5: Especially when it's it's a first responder's job. You know,
Speaker 5: it's not just going for a swim. Wow, I didn't
Speaker 5: know that.
Speaker 10: It's okay, good mine, good mine, good mining, good mine.
Speaker 3: Do you any more?
Speaker 5: Job swear you know that there is a physical strength
Speaker 5: test or cardio. Let us know who knew Office Works
Speaker 5: also has one nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 6: You would kind of hope the funeral director is coming
Speaker 6: to save you rather than the play.
Speaker 5: Sumser tribles her, what do you need? Hell not vig
Speaker 5: pol Craig newbro Christian. I am. Good morning to Craig
Speaker 5: in New Rah, still horizontal about horise for my first coffee.
Speaker 5: Morning Craig, Morning Craig, Robin Marabanon, just got home from work.
Speaker 5: When you do, Craig, he's a text message, you can't tell.
Speaker 7: No, no, no.
Speaker 5: He's having a silent conversation, let's know. And good night
Speaker 5: to Rob Christian. Off for another busy day in Bentley.
Speaker 5: Hope you have a wonderful day. That's from Lockey in Aspandau.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Lockey, morning Lucky. Good morning to Nika up
Speaker 5: in Queensland, Harvey Bay, listening to us, just back from
Speaker 5: her daily walk. Morning. Good morning to Daniel, just dropped
Speaker 5: off his six year old boy at schoolcare in Bacchus
Speaker 5: Marsh now driving and work in Brunswick. Good morning, Patty
Speaker 5: the bitch know you know.
Speaker 2: What I just my heart sank because there's parents doing
Speaker 2: this every day.
Speaker 9: We're here at work and do that must be hard, yes,
Speaker 9: you know, and hard on the little ones as well.
Speaker 2: Like I get it, Audrey was a craze kid as well.
Speaker 2: I'm not guilt tripping at all.
Speaker 5: But good on you.
Speaker 2: You're doing a great job and it's it's hard work.
Speaker 2: It is hard work, but chraty is fantastic for kids.
Speaker 5: Passing and Daniel, thank you, and good morning, good morning
Speaker 5: to Simon. Just started work at Melbourne Airport. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much, Simon, Good morning, Simon, Morning two. Margo Reservoirs
Speaker 5: straightening her hair whilst listening to the show Good Morning.
Speaker 5: A multitasking.
Speaker 6: Strains her hair once a week. Yeah, if the steam
Speaker 6: in the air, it's like I honestly come into the
Speaker 6: room and there's a fire.
Speaker 5: Why does it so long? As well? My wife has
Speaker 5: very naturally what do you call frizzy hair?
Speaker 2: I don't say frizzy, so wavy, it's not to your wife?
Speaker 5: What is she's offended she's got frizzy hair. Don't say that,
Speaker 5: say it's a real frizzy. And so she has to
Speaker 5: use those what's she called? Yeah, JHD, what is it?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, I've got the silver bullet.
Speaker 5: Same place as Jack got that.
Speaker 7: No, how dare you.
Speaker 5: Anyway?
Speaker 3: Good morning everybody?
Speaker 5: Good morning do you?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we were talking about twenty thirty two when all
Speaker 5: eyes will turn to Australia and see, let's see how
Speaker 5: you do another games. You did an amazing one in Sydney.
Speaker 5: What has Brisbane got for us? Rio? What did you
Speaker 5: hear yesterday on the news about the Brizzi Games?
Speaker 7: I saw that Brisbane want to be known. They're twenty
Speaker 7: thirty two Olympics. The budget Olympics.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I mean those two words don't belong together.
Speaker 5: Look at Look how amazing parislet La Hollywood, Well Tom Cruise,
Speaker 5: just to actually just to actually do something before it
Speaker 5: starts in four years time.
Speaker 7: But they looked expensive though, didn't they. Christian Wes Brisbane
Speaker 7: you're looking at and they go, these guys are really frugal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these will bring it way the budget. No new
Speaker 5: shiny facilities, the.
Speaker 11: Byo, your own gear, every country in your own venue,
Speaker 11: build your own venue. If you don't like us, I'm
Speaker 11: suddenly seeing it being use a lot of school pools
Speaker 11: and gymnasium like this.
Speaker 3: And then you heard somewhere on the news last night.
Speaker 7: Yes, there was on the on Brisbane's like one of
Speaker 7: their Channel nine journalists was teeing off. Because before Sydney,
Speaker 7: I remember, the vibe was everyone was so excited, like.
Speaker 5: We just couldn't wait safe for London twenty twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but now the vibe.
Speaker 7: Before Brisbane is not elation. It's more fear and intation.
Speaker 3: What Paris looks like, you know what la is going
Speaker 3: to be like?
Speaker 10: Well, I enjoyed everything that was on offer from Paris.
Speaker 10: The only thing that was going through my mind throughout
Speaker 10: the last two weeks was we are going to be
Speaker 10: an embarrassment.
Speaker 3: My god, the shark is already in the water.
Speaker 5: Come on, Brisbane, build some new, build some new nice stadiums.
Speaker 7: Spend a little cash.
Speaker 3: So they said they're not building anything new.
Speaker 5: This is it.
Speaker 7: No, they've only got so Brisbane's big athletics stadium. Big
Speaker 7: is forty thousand people like capacity, that is not very big.
Speaker 6: We saw a bird's eye view shot of it and
Speaker 6: it looks like a high school.
Speaker 5: Part scorch outside patchy old grass like the Dogs of
Speaker 5: Peed on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't look the optics are not going to
Speaker 3: be great.
Speaker 7: There are one hundred and ten thousand to watch Kathy
Speaker 7: Freeman in Sydney. There were eighty thousand at least at
Speaker 7: Starre de France in Paris.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember in Super Saturday in London twenty twelve
Speaker 5: there one hundred and five thousand in that stadium there.
Speaker 5: It's like it's a hell of but if you're in
Speaker 5: there premium tickets yesterday we're talking about because every time
Speaker 5: a country host and a city host of games, they
Speaker 5: can create some of their own demonstration events. AUSTRALI need
Speaker 5: to do this encurrent, create events that they're going to
Speaker 5: be guaranteed uniquely in a position to guarantee to win
Speaker 5: a gold Some of the ideas then for new events
Speaker 5: for twenty thirty two Kate Sunburn snapping and barefoot bindy sprints.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea, Bunning snag cooking competition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actue that has a team event actually working like
Speaker 3: the relay, you know the role.
Speaker 5: The bread, the onions to the snag guy Richard, they're
Speaker 5: getting into the kingswood on a forty degree day, are
Speaker 5: not getting third degree burns from the vinyl seats on
Speaker 5: the metal thing on the seat belt dash, or instead
Speaker 5: of giving very expensive medals meat tray. Your medals must
Speaker 5: a fortune hundreds of them. They keep giving out all
Speaker 5: day though. Put a line flew down, Richard, that's a
Speaker 5: genius idea. Joined the Olympic Committee for twenty thirty two
Speaker 5: which has been hired. Sue Bear for eski carrying race
Speaker 5: on the hot sand, Lindsey Thong sapping. Just leave that
Speaker 5: gum boot tossing from Daniel Cane toad racing, Brett.
Speaker 3: Running on hot sand with an armful of swim toys.
Speaker 5: That's every every day and every summer holiday. And Sarah
Speaker 5: West Christian what about the burnouts in the Venodrome on those.
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Speaker 5: Later on this morning, we've got more of our VIP
Speaker 5: family passers go to the Melbourne Royal Show, and when
Speaker 5: we talk about the Royal Show, everyone's a very excited.
Speaker 5: Tend your kids there and for the kids to sort
Speaker 5: about the showbags and we want to make a middle
Speaker 5: aged showbag. The kids have all the fun at the
Speaker 5: Melbourne Royal Show, okay, and it's all centered around that showbag.
Speaker 5: We need that in our middle aged, middle aged mumbley
Speaker 5: lifestyle that we have Jax turned up this morning. You
Speaker 5: know he's only in his mid thirties. Mid life begins
Speaker 5: then with some kind of I didn't know there could
Speaker 5: be a new development on the phone roller slash sex toy.
Speaker 5: The flexbar show should be in vibrate for his wrists.
Speaker 3: But I say, what it looks like?
Speaker 6: It looks like a running baton.
Speaker 5: But Buddy wobbley w y with that made Robert. This
Speaker 5: should be in the middle aged showbag. This is for
Speaker 5: tennis elbow. No, no, we want actual, essential useful items
Speaker 5: near a foulter old cream and that is strengthening nothing
Speaker 5: other than the inventor his bank account.
Speaker 3: All right, so middle aged showbag.
Speaker 5: These are essential items in our middle aged showbag for
Speaker 5: middle aged people, like lint rollers, ikea food bag, clips,
Speaker 5: a seven hundred and fifty mil long neck of gavescon dot,
Speaker 5: a coin for the trolley, shoehorns, corn pats, reading glasses,
Speaker 5: who didn't forget Gilly yesterday? Toothpick and pixtures, rubbish backs
Speaker 5: to put Jilly's toothpicks in, which means you get have
Speaker 5: to get through a lot that you need an entire
Speaker 5: rubish bag and then the toe fungle cream, which is
Speaker 5: not going in a lot of people are talking about
Speaker 5: grippy jar openers.
Speaker 3: I don't think that senior, senior time.
Speaker 6: Oh ah, I don't mind the grippy jar.
Speaker 5: Yeah we have you better get on that roll if
Speaker 5: you're at that point in your life. Reasonable coffee cups,
Speaker 5: to keep cups, magnetic shopping list for the fridge. So
Speaker 5: we're at the point now where we've got a lot
Speaker 5: of items. What we need now is to have a
Speaker 5: conversation about what are they in? What bag?
Speaker 6: What is the perfect middle aged bag?
Speaker 5: Now? First of all, before carp who just Caitlin pictures
Speaker 5: us some options that they've already got yesterday. What do
Speaker 5: we think a middle aged bag has to be functional? Practical?
Speaker 5: This isn't looking cool? Yep?
Speaker 6: No, deep And if I imagine a backpack, because then
Speaker 6: you can have that strap that comes across your chest
Speaker 6: to clip in for X.
Speaker 3: I started doing that recently for extra support. And my
Speaker 3: kids begged me.
Speaker 5: They're like, Dad, you look like a tall leader, like
Speaker 5: the teacher who's taken us out for the day. Need
Speaker 5: one of those phone pinkers as well? All right, participating.
Speaker 5: What are the options for the bags?
Speaker 12: Okay, I've taken all your advice in and I've chosen
Speaker 12: three bags to choose from.
Speaker 2: First and my favorite the Hessian Forever bag.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the old bags for life.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, the ones that you can take to the shops.
Speaker 5: I find they're quite scratchy, not quite sensitive skin. No,
Speaker 5: but they're forever, so they have to outlive us. That
Speaker 5: help out the next generation of middle age. But I'll
Speaker 5: put it in my will and I forever bag I
Speaker 5: leave to Oh no, we thought we were getting out
Speaker 5: for life.
Speaker 12: That is my person a favorite because it can be
Speaker 12: used in multiple different ways after just giving them the
Speaker 12: prizes inside.
Speaker 5: Oh right, okay, every bag. But yeah, I was about
Speaker 5: to say, what what are you doing with the backpack?
Speaker 5: Please don't chut them in the yarrow. Come on, if
Speaker 5: you've used it, we've got a bit of fun with it.
Speaker 12: Thank you, Patsy. You can't take a backpack to the supermarket.
Speaker 2: But that takes me to my set.
Speaker 5: If you just get it. If you're one of those
Speaker 5: just getting like milk and eggs.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, but you know what it's like. You go
Speaker 9: for three things and come home with twenty five usually
Speaker 9: because oh that's right, we need that.
Speaker 5: I've never done that. I've never gone to get milk
Speaker 5: and eggs. I did yesterday with twenty five items.
Speaker 12: The second one is the backpack with the heavy duty
Speaker 12: adjustable strap.
Speaker 2: Jack's suggestion.
Speaker 12: It's great because it allows you to be able to
Speaker 12: walk around with all the items in the backpack and.
Speaker 6: Not hurt you back.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That screams middle aged to me, especially with the straps
Speaker 6: pulled tight to the backpack is nice and high up
Speaker 6: you sholder level.
Speaker 5: Yeah again, practical, functional and good on the spine as well.
Speaker 3: And what sort of size? Twenty five liter? Fifty liter?
Speaker 5: Great question?
Speaker 2: I think twenty five?
Speaker 5: Yeah, anything under that, if you go a ten or
Speaker 5: five is too small, useless. I've got a five liter one, yeh.
Speaker 5: And I've got one walks. I put a phone charger
Speaker 5: in it. It looks awful.
Speaker 6: Charge of.
Speaker 5: Forest knows your local cafe. I out there, so I
Speaker 5: try to keepnap me today, Daddy, I had my phone charger.
Speaker 6: Don't charge it home?
Speaker 5: Too expensive? Is my anko one?
Speaker 3: Twenty five liter?
Speaker 5: Were agreed? Okay? So backpack breda bag?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 12: All the third one, which now I'm kind of thinking.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite one.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I think maybe we.
Speaker 12: Can just get this one to actually put in the bag.
Speaker 12: No way, the unisex black bumb bag.
Speaker 5: This is I think the one bum bag. Though you
Speaker 5: can greatly reduce the amount of stuff that we can
Speaker 5: put Denni's essential items, isn't it, you know? And and
Speaker 5: so sometimes I've seen young peop these days. They wear
Speaker 5: them across the shoulder bandola.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But by the time we put the long neck of
Speaker 6: gats gun in there, there's nothing else.
Speaker 3: Into all right, So what are the favorite options by you, Patsy?
Speaker 5: What do you like?
Speaker 9: I like the Hitsian bag being a mum because it's
Speaker 9: most practical. And I like the idea of the bum bag.
Speaker 9: Surely we could put the bum bag in the Hissian bag.
Speaker 3: This would be helpful for this to work if you
Speaker 3: just picked one. I said, what's your favorite?
Speaker 5: To a whole list? Again, like the backpack personally bum
Speaker 5: bag bum bag? For me, I can still pit my
Speaker 5: phone chargering. All right, what do you think we should do?
Speaker 3: What kind of bag?
Speaker 5: Screams middle aged.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast, Christian.
Speaker 5: I vote backpack, but I agree also with Canan and
Speaker 5: Patsy that the bum bag could be included in the bag.
Speaker 5: Please respect the majesty and audacity of a bum bag.
Speaker 5: It's not a little sun bag to go in daddy's pouch.
Speaker 5: It's not Joey to kangaroo. All right, there's sovereign states.
Speaker 5: Respect the independence of the bumba. You can get slightly
Speaker 5: larger ones.
Speaker 6: Show me the biggest bum bag you can get an
Speaker 6: old reconsider.
Speaker 5: I've seen a really nice one actually in the moment.
Speaker 5: It's Lula Limon Salpe and it's very nice. Actually it's
Speaker 5: not as small as the other little one one around
Speaker 5: the runaways. Christian. One vote for backpack. Couple voting Now
Speaker 5: we didn't know we accidentally started.
Speaker 3: So stole Christian forever bag.
Speaker 5: By the time you are middle age, you own so
Speaker 5: many other various backpacks and bags you do not need
Speaker 5: another one.
Speaker 3: That is a good point, very good. One vote backpack.
Speaker 3: Stop saying one vote.
Speaker 2: The brown line.
Speaker 3: Yes and hopefully a bit more entertaining.
Speaker 5: One vote, Christian, Jack and Patsy vote for the backpack
Speaker 5: as well. Inside puzzle book and a click pencil could
Speaker 5: be included in your showbag. Christian, the midlayed show bag
Speaker 5: needs a dog dog Pooh bag refills.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, if we've.
Speaker 5: Got about those, never leave home without them, and a
Speaker 5: lint brush to get off all that dog hair off
Speaker 5: your clothes.
Speaker 3: That's from Catherine Christian.
Speaker 5: I couldn't I was on my way to work, couldn't
Speaker 5: call earlier. Took him about the budget games in Brisbane
Speaker 5: and twenty thirty two.
Speaker 3: What about the hills Hoist spin.
Speaker 5: They could score you on the style of the spin
Speaker 5: with you physically hanging onto it and the dismount. You're right,
Speaker 5: get rid of the parallel bars. They're very expensive, hills Hoist.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea, Kylie. All right, let's say some
Speaker 5: call him. What is a middle aged bag? Candie s
Speaker 5: good morning, good morning, all.
Speaker 3: Right, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: So wish bag. You're going for what you're voting for.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 14: I'd go to the backpack, but it has to have
Speaker 14: enough compartment to double as a baby bag.
Speaker 5: I want to put a small baby in.
Speaker 13: No, you've got to have a compartment for.
Speaker 5: Those midlce.
Speaker 3: He says, second time around, you know what you need
Speaker 3: younger partner.
Speaker 5: She hasn't had one.
Speaker 3: Okay, Candy, it's good idea. Thank you. Very much. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Fiona.
Speaker 5: Good morning Fife, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 14: I was voting for the Hessian bag.
Speaker 13: I think that you could disguise your own personal stomach
Speaker 13: bag around.
Speaker 5: The middle, but you're gonna wear it on the You're
Speaker 5: gonna hold it in front of washing woman going down
Speaker 5: to creek.
Speaker 1: For the middle aged bag.
Speaker 6: Paddington might hold a bag for this smartpor the pearls
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 3: Quite the look thereon. All right, thank you, Fiona.
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Speaker 5: Christian, what about a foldable cooler bag that you could
Speaker 5: leave in the car and pop up when he goes shopping.
Speaker 3: We don't need any more bang options.
Speaker 6: Okay, you don't have to have a cool bag coming
Speaker 6: home from the supermarket. Let the milk warm up a
Speaker 6: little bit.
Speaker 5: What if you've got chicken or beef means, would you
Speaker 5: take a call pag Yes.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: I treat meats and cheese like I would if I
Speaker 5: was carrying organs or something for organ transfer. You know,
Speaker 5: they get them as possible the moment I get in
Speaker 5: the house, I'm not open the freezetore.
Speaker 6: Now this has to go in no red lights for me.
Speaker 5: Good morning Tim five votes backpack, no more voting. Okay,
Speaker 5: uh Peter, what about the old style string bag? Those
Speaker 5: bags were useless the holes in between.
Speaker 2: What if we stick out of them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, or a baguette or something like that. No, no, no,
Speaker 5: all right, here's what we want to do now. Then
Speaker 5: we're looking for stories of chaos? Are you a captain
Speaker 5: of chaos? Andrew yesterday was telling us about his poor
Speaker 5: mum that caused chaos the guys.
Speaker 15: Here and my mom had borrowed his truck and took
Speaker 15: it through forest fuel Chase and the low barrier pulled
Speaker 15: the whole glass wreck off. I had to shut down
Speaker 15: the area. Hi's the entrance. It was chaos.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was chaos. So this morning you cause chaos?
Speaker 5: Has that been you?
Speaker 3: If so, we want to hear all the details.
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Speaker 5: said Paul Nick. Again, these are great ideas, guys, all right,
Speaker 5: so chaos have you ever caused chaos? On nine four
Speaker 5: one four three morning.
Speaker 14: Heather, Good morning, how are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good to Heather, welcome to a show. So you're
Speaker 3: a captain of chaos.
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 14: My husband is useless. He's not a handyman at all.
Speaker 14: And years ago he was changing the headlight of the car,
Speaker 14: so the instruction manual, and he was quite busy all afternoon.
Speaker 14: And what I thought he had done a good job.
Speaker 14: The light was working.
Speaker 5: Thought, this is great.
Speaker 14: Next morning, I take my son to school and then
Speaker 14: I'm dropping the little one at daycare. I was sorry, kinder,
Speaker 14: and I've got a baby in my arms, and I
Speaker 14: was so lucky I passed right out the front of
Speaker 14: the kind that it was great spot. Thought this is
Speaker 14: going to be a good day. Go in and we're
Speaker 14: all waiting out the front as the kinder waiting for
Speaker 14: the door to open. And one of the guys turned
Speaker 14: around and says, your car's on fire.
Speaker 13: I'm like what.
Speaker 14: So they evacuated inside the building. All these kids are screaming, yeah, thanks,
Speaker 14: I'll be So they called the police. Sorry, they called
Speaker 14: the fire brigade. Two guys were brilliant they were heroes,
Speaker 14: and they said, oh, look, give me keys. We'll open
Speaker 14: up the car and we'll open up the bonnet because
Speaker 14: that's where the fire was coming from.
Speaker 3: Two seconds.
Speaker 5: Husband, every second, days to god. He don't worry about
Speaker 5: the hose.
Speaker 14: So the fiberka come in the meantime, opened up the bonnet.
Speaker 14: Everyone's staring, and it's the book Caught Fire.
Speaker 5: Instruction Manual, Instruction Manual.
Speaker 14: He left it on the fry pan and the selected there.
Speaker 14: So I had driven to school. I had driven to
Speaker 14: kinder caught Fire. He cannot change a likeroping.
Speaker 5: I don't think you've got any business doing stuff under
Speaker 5: the bonnet. You know, if it's oil and water, that's fine,
Speaker 5: leave it to the pros.
Speaker 14: He I was mortified. I did not go back.
Speaker 5: I reckon, you were feilthy.
Speaker 14: I didn't talk to I didn't talk to him for
Speaker 14: a day.
Speaker 5: He must have felt so bad, especially because you and
Speaker 5: the kids.
Speaker 13: I was mortified.
Speaker 14: The kids were embarrassed. I was embarrassed. Girlfriend picked up
Speaker 14: my son.
Speaker 5: From then on, I never went back to essentially ripples
Speaker 5: of chaos.
Speaker 6: This story, isn't it, But you didn't really never go
Speaker 6: back to the kindergarten.
Speaker 14: I didn't know. The girlfriend picked up the little one
Speaker 14: and took her for me.
Speaker 5: To show your face here again.
Speaker 14: Well, I'm mortified and now I am haunted. So now
Speaker 14: if I think it's a good caspot, I won't drive it.
Speaker 14: I'll go around.
Speaker 3: Heather.
Speaker 5: That's an incredible chaos story. Thank you very much for
Speaker 5: shout up with.
Speaker 13: This, mate.
Speaker 14: I have a great day.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Tom.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Hello Tom, Yes, good morning, Christian. How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm good Tom, Welcome to the show. So you've got
Speaker 5: a story about causing chaos.
Speaker 13: Yes, my ex partner caused some chaos. She's a qualified
Speaker 13: pilot and she was out doing some training in my
Speaker 13: aircraft and I hear in the radio in the car
Speaker 13: and she's doing circuits. Thirty seconds later, I hear she
Speaker 13: rings me on the phone and said, how can you
Speaker 13: ring me if you're doing touch and go circuits? She goes,
Speaker 13: I've crashed the plane. I said, what do you mean
Speaker 13: you've crashed the plane? I've crashed the plane down the
Speaker 13: runway and she facetimes me, and you know that she's
Speaker 13: all okay, and the plane's are ride off, and what
Speaker 13: has happened is the emergency located transmitter and the aircraft
Speaker 13: went off and it's a notified search and rescue. So
Speaker 13: they've wrang me on the phone in the car and
Speaker 13: I said, look, guest, planes had an accident. Everybody's okay,
Speaker 13: I said, do not send any appliances. So I'm racing
Speaker 13: home to see if she's all okay, which she was,
Speaker 13: and then we're waiting at the airfield and then all
Speaker 13: of a sudden, all the police cars, all the ambulances,
Speaker 13: all the fire trucks, every manly the dog rolls up
Speaker 13: causes this complete chaos with this crashplane down the runway.
Speaker 5: So how does she crash in? What did you crash
Speaker 5: it into? Because the runway is normally very clear.
Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, in a nutshell. She basically she put a cushion,
Speaker 13: a new cushion under her seat, and she changes his
Speaker 13: perspective of landing, and she's bounced the landing and just
Speaker 13: kept bouncing. So one, two, three, and then the nose
Speaker 13: of the plane just hit the runway and just just
Speaker 13: wrote the plane.
Speaker 5: Off number monkeys bouncing the bed.
Speaker 13: That's a nick.
Speaker 14: Wow.
Speaker 3: She bounced right out of your life like you.
Speaker 5: She had that cushion for the heavy landing. Yeah, that's yeah,
Speaker 5: that's it.
Speaker 13: That's wow.
Speaker 5: We now tell me this then so much sort of
Speaker 5: what does that cost? What is the plane called? What
Speaker 5: happens next round?
Speaker 13: A two hundred thousand dollars mark? Totally insured? All okay,
Speaker 13: we got got out of it right, got a new one,
Speaker 13: so that's all good.
Speaker 5: Wow, that is chaos. A great story, Tom, Thank you
Speaker 5: very much for sharing, mate. Thank you keep this call coming.
Speaker 5: These are amazing stories of chaos.
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Speaker 5: Maybe tomorrow or next week on the show, we should
Speaker 5: talk about your favorite opening line to a song. This
Speaker 5: one has got a great one. I've got a pocket
Speaker 5: full of hope. It's an awesome openly line to a song.
Speaker 5: Right now, though we're looking for captains of chaos, have
Speaker 5: you been this center of a chaotic storm of your creating?
Speaker 5: Not on purpose, not deliberate, but still you are the
Speaker 5: center of it all. We saw this the other day,
Speaker 5: some Paul glazier doing his best to clear up a
Speaker 5: mess that wasn't his sheets of glass that had been
Speaker 5: smashed on the back of his glaziers truck covering two
Speaker 5: and a half lanes of Punt Road, which is always busy,
Speaker 5: and about eleven am on Tuesday morning, it was chaos
Speaker 5: and he was trying his best to brush them all up,
Speaker 5: but it was everything the repercoveraging were against him. You know.
Speaker 3: Suddenly it was a bigger story than him.
Speaker 5: So today we're looking for your chaos moments nine four
Speaker 5: one four one o four three. Good morning, Chris, Good morning,
Speaker 5: how are you guying? We're good, Chris. So I understand
Speaker 5: the location for this chaos is where Abe Plaza.
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's correct, girl, is a where it be past
Speaker 16: the shopping center. Working as an apprentice many years ago,
Speaker 16: my boss asked me if I could go and captain
Speaker 16: duck work into some existing ducks, So no problems. I've
Speaker 16: got the grinder out and cutting away. I didn't realize
Speaker 16: the system was live and I had to turn it off,
Speaker 16: so the airs as the air was passing through the
Speaker 16: dark work and I'm cutting it. It was smoldering. And anyway,
Speaker 16: We're working away and all of a sudden we can
Speaker 16: hear all these fire trucks, police rolling up, people running
Speaker 16: out of the shopping center, and I'm wondering what the
Speaker 16: hell's going on?
Speaker 13: So we get off the roof.
Speaker 16: We look down and we realized that the whole shopping
Speaker 16: center has been smoked out by you, by.
Speaker 5: Me, Yes, Captain Chaos. Now I would have thought Chris
Speaker 5: not trained in your line of work. But I would
Speaker 5: have thought the sign of smoldering and sort of smokes
Speaker 5: of that, is that a normal sort of side effect.
Speaker 13: Of what you do.
Speaker 16: No, well, no, not at all.
Speaker 5: But I didn't realize that I didn't stop on the roof.
Speaker 13: On the roof inside the shopping center.
Speaker 5: Would look like you were sending smoke signals on the
Speaker 5: roof to come and get you.
Speaker 3: As Chris.
Speaker 16: Yeah, because all the roofs duck wettell sealed watertight so
Speaker 16: you don't see it, and.
Speaker 6: Fresh air outside of the roof fresh for Chris and
Speaker 6: his crue.
Speaker 5: So you have to go and do the walk of
Speaker 5: Shane back downstairs and let them know. Yeah.
Speaker 16: Yes, And I was very lucky because I was in
Speaker 16: a six sicking year apprentice, so we had the union
Speaker 16: come out. We had obviously.
Speaker 5: Union job.
Speaker 16: And they're all, yeah, they're all looking around and they yeah.
Speaker 16: I thought it got off pretty lightly, just being.
Speaker 3: I just stayed up on that room for a good
Speaker 3: night or two just waited out one day.
Speaker 16: On the bike and.
Speaker 3: Chris funny story mate, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: You have a good day. Good morning, Amy, Morning Amy, Hi,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 17: I've got a friend who's the captain of Kayos. One
Speaker 17: morning or sorry evening, she got out of the shower,
Speaker 17: walked into a room and her leg went through one
Speaker 17: of the heating ducks in the floor and got stuck
Speaker 17: all the way up to the top of the thigh.
Speaker 3: He quite an awkward, sort of straddled position to be.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Well, they tried some cooking oil to get her out.
Speaker 17: Nothing worked, so they emergency services, so fire truck sambos
Speaker 17: and the police came and they couldn't get her out,
Speaker 17: so they ended up having to demolish part of the house.
Speaker 17: She's still naked at this point, so.
Speaker 5: They't or a robe.
Speaker 17: Well, apparently a female came along and did cover her eventually,
Speaker 17: but the.
Speaker 5: Guys were like, what shall we do A brain storm
Speaker 5: about this, Go and get some coffees as well, get
Speaker 5: the sales moving quicker.
Speaker 17: That's pretty much it.
Speaker 5: So they had to break her.
Speaker 3: Out of it.
Speaker 17: Yeah, they had to demolish some of the side of
Speaker 17: the house to go underneath the.
Speaker 5: Yes, so much.
Speaker 6: Chaoss smoked her out.
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, her husband gave a dirty cooking oil, which
Speaker 17: she wasn't impressed with, but she gave it a girl.
Speaker 6: The husband's there and he doesn't put a tower on
Speaker 6: a T shirt or something or make something.
Speaker 17: No, no, he was useless.
Speaker 3: It seems to be a running train this morning. My
Speaker 3: partner was useless.
Speaker 5: As probably the biggest topic we could ever do is
Speaker 5: women talk about the useless husbands. Amy, thank you very
Speaker 5: much you call. I think we got Simone here now.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Simone, good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Simona? How are even a good weekend? What's
Speaker 3: your chaos story?
Speaker 8: I was living in the UK and we swim across
Speaker 8: to Budapest for a friend's birthday weekend and I caught
Speaker 8: the early flight back by myself. So I was sitting
Speaker 8: in Budapest to airport. I popped my bag off to
Speaker 8: the side in the cafe, just scrolling through my phone,
Speaker 8: and after a while got the notes taken to evacuate
Speaker 8: and I was like, oh gosh, we're being evacuated. Then
Speaker 8: we go get my bag looked over and my bag
Speaker 8: was covered by a bomb cover. So they had suspected
Speaker 8: that my bag was carrying, was unaccompanied and had a bomb.
Speaker 3: About getting ready to detonate it.
Speaker 8: Yes, it was like police and five days and I
Speaker 8: was like, oh, that's my bag.
Speaker 5: How far away? Notice that's my bag?
Speaker 14: No more than ten meters.
Speaker 8: But I was just not paying attention to my environment
Speaker 8: at all.
Speaker 5: It was at getting off your phone, old Jimmy ren
Speaker 5: a hurt locker in that big old suit.
Speaker 6: They're sending the robody.
Speaker 8: Pretty much.
Speaker 5: God, these reels are amazing today, Thank you very much.
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Speaker 5: Christian Chaos on a family trip to northern New South Wales.
Speaker 5: We're running late for our flight. The bag is checking,
Speaker 5: was Chaos Tuto technical issues with the self checking machines.
Speaker 5: Those things are always chaos. They are machines of chaos,
Speaker 5: aren't they. They're always on the blink there that red
Speaker 5: strap across so and going now this one's down today
Speaker 5: there's always actual humans employed there to do what they
Speaker 5: used to Team leader. Yeah that everybody lines. I've noticed
Speaker 5: that there's one I won't mention the airline that employ
Speaker 5: very old people there where you feel like you can't
Speaker 5: have a moan to them because they're trying to do
Speaker 5: their best. We finally made it to the weighing and
Speaker 5: sending our bags onto the plane, but one of the
Speaker 5: bags got stuck for some unbeknown reason to me. My panic,
Speaker 5: I thought, we're good idea to just push the giant
Speaker 5: red button in front of me to stop the machine jamming.
Speaker 5: I thought, to my horror, it shut down the whole
Speaker 5: terminal bag is chicken. He was not a popular traveler,
Speaker 5: to be honest, Christian. On a positive note, that we
Speaker 5: did make our flight, well that is good news, all right.
Speaker 5: So the last cool we had was an amazing story
Speaker 5: about causing chaos when she came out the shower naked
Speaker 5: and her foot went through some ducted floor vents and
Speaker 5: she got stuck. Her foot went through so deep up
Speaker 5: into a thigh she's naked, and then no one could
Speaker 5: get her out, and that to demolish part of the
Speaker 5: house break her out. Basically, So today we're looking for
Speaker 5: your bad time to be naked stories. Now you've got
Speaker 5: one rio about Jack.
Speaker 7: I simply have a question for the team, that's all,
Speaker 7: just a little inquiry. Do you think this is odd?
Speaker 5: Do you think this is weird?
Speaker 7: Jack and I went to was it in a studio.
Speaker 6: It's like a hot sauna.
Speaker 3: My daughter goes there.
Speaker 5: It's an amazing place.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a sauna. It's got a cold plunge, and
Speaker 7: then we're going to go for tie afterwards, just me
Speaker 7: and Jack. So obviously, you know, you go in the sauna,
Speaker 7: then you get in the pool and it's cold and
Speaker 7: it's wet, and you have to get changed afterwards and
Speaker 7: get into our going out clothes. So it's just me
Speaker 7: and Jack in the locker room and we're you know,
Speaker 7: getting unchanged to get into our nice you know, tie clothes.
Speaker 3: Work, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 7: Then Jack goes, I guess we'll have to be naked
Speaker 7: in front of each other.
Speaker 5: Now, this is probably a conversation for description.
Speaker 6: Probably I probably was just trying to break the sounds.
Speaker 6: It sounds like an awkward moment was coming, and I
Speaker 6: was simply trying to break.
Speaker 5: And there's nothing that breaks the ice, like let's get
Speaker 5: naked together.
Speaker 7: Though, as I said, I was like, oh, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 7: we've got to get changed obviously, like we can't go
Speaker 7: like this, and he says, Oh, what I really meant
Speaker 7: by that was can you turn around and go into
Speaker 7: the corner and face face the while I get changed.
Speaker 7: We had to go into the corner of the brick
Speaker 7: locker room, face the wall, and then I had to
Speaker 7: just wait there and then he was like, I'm not done.
Speaker 7: I'm done, And then that was when I had back
Speaker 7: around doing that on behalf of both of us.
Speaker 6: You got to remember, I.
Speaker 5: Didn't did you need this procedure or like a locker
Speaker 5: rooms before you just like, don't.
Speaker 6: Yes, you're a footy club, grew up in shower room room.
Speaker 5: Schools each other with tows with ows. I don't.
Speaker 6: I'm not from that world, so I don't know the rules.
Speaker 5: I was just trying to ru turn around and face
Speaker 5: the wall to a young employee.
Speaker 6: Probably just didn't want anything wrong to happen.
Speaker 3: Is if we typed out what Rio just said, you
Speaker 3: and a lot of problems with my friend.
Speaker 6: If anything, I was doing the centering, he was create
Speaker 6: a locker room environment between colleagues, which maybe is not
Speaker 6: the right thing to do.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know, standing I feel almost very vulnerable
Speaker 7: because I'm just I can't see what you're doing.
Speaker 6: I'm just against you.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: I would like, you don't know what he's doing.
Speaker 5: He's staring at exactly.
Speaker 7: I just had to wait for the longest minute of
Speaker 7: my life. What was he doing just like get I
Speaker 7: guess getting out into.
Speaker 6: Well, you have to get out of wet swimwear, then
Speaker 6: you have to drive, then you have to put on
Speaker 6: your clothes.
Speaker 5: So it's a communal locker room.
Speaker 6: It's a communal locker room.
Speaker 5: There's no there's no you need to take next time
Speaker 5: you go is take your own sort of screen.
Speaker 3: That you could.
Speaker 5: Doctors need to have that screen hang real because you
Speaker 5: just get my screen out around him to the corner.
Speaker 7: I specifically remember saying to you, oh, bye, we're going
Speaker 7: to get naked. Do you Was that a signal to
Speaker 7: me to face the wall? And you said yes, it
Speaker 7: was an invitation.
Speaker 6: That if you didn't want to see something, you could
Speaker 6: look away.
Speaker 3: But it's not the sun. Really, I'll be honest. Did
Speaker 3: you have a sneaky peek?
Speaker 6: I couldn't.
Speaker 7: I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Speaker 6: I was, you know, I think what I was doing
Speaker 6: is exactly what they used to do on the news
Speaker 6: when they gave the footy scores when their live game
Speaker 6: is still in country. They did and said, if we're
Speaker 6: going to show the scores of the Melvion Collingwood game.
Speaker 6: If you don't wish to know the scores, look away.
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Speaker 9: Nice, you say, can't say of watch the Oscar winning
Speaker 9: sequels of Speed.
Speaker 5: But the original, just the original?
Speaker 2: Isn't there two of them?
Speaker 3: Well they made a sequel, yeah, but neither the thirty.
Speaker 6: Years of Speed too?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Is that the one with Sandra Bullock anyway.
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Speaker 5: There's a bomb on the bus.
Speaker 1: Once the bus goes fifty miles an hour, the bomber
Speaker 1: is arm.
Speaker 5: If it drops below fifty it blows up.
Speaker 13: What do you do?
Speaker 7: What do you do?
Speaker 5: That in a nutshell? What a set up to a
Speaker 5: great action movie. And they were both awesome in it
Speaker 5: as well. So Dennis Hopper was in it as well,
Speaker 5: and Jeff Daniels is too as a swat officer.
Speaker 6: And who plays who plays Connor in succession? Ellen Rug?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it on the bus and then Rug is
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, and yeah, Keanu Root is amazing it.
Speaker 5: In the original version of the first script, Harry, the
Speaker 5: swat officer that gets tormented by Dennis Hopper was going
Speaker 5: to be the mole and he was the bomb guy.
Speaker 5: It's going to be an inside job. Yeah, the twitter
Speaker 5: Remember who the bomb was?
Speaker 6: Who was it?
Speaker 5: Wollw It was Dennis Hopper. The guy kept doing pop,
Speaker 5: shut up, quit hot shot?
Speaker 13: What was it?
Speaker 3: Lost?
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Speaker 5: You know, sometimes you catch up with a mate, maybe
Speaker 5: they had a little bit of money and maybe a
Speaker 5: couple of deals didn't go.
Speaker 3: Through and they're almost out of cash Man.
Speaker 5: Really, he's actually cost of living his inflation man. And
Speaker 5: well the other day he was, you know, normally was
Speaker 5: like during daytime you'd hear him giving away hundreds or
Speaker 5: thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: And if you need cash in a flesh, have we
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Speaker 5: It's just different. And someone I'm saying it's different, and
Speaker 5: we live in austere times. You just don't often hear
Speaker 5: a radio station doing the austerity man. But you know
Speaker 5: what this breakfast show does. It listens and it learns
Speaker 5: from our wise leader, Sue the Boss. Okay, maybe we
Speaker 5: try and learn from Sue. Lower the amount of money,
Speaker 5: not cash man for this show. No petty cash man.
Speaker 5: Get ready to meet him tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Who's first on the scene at the vending machine? Who'll
Speaker 4: give you five bucks for your fare on the bus?
Speaker 4: Why it's petty cash man.
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Speaker 5: Over see you back to Sydney, Kaine, Jane. We don't
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Speaker 3: Open up that cash box.
Speaker 5: Oh my, oh my god, I can eat coins stopping.
Speaker 5: Can I go to the milby mummy in our petty
Speaker 5: cash tin.
Speaker 6: We have seventy one dollars and seventy cents to be
Speaker 6: given away on tomorrow's show. Oh my gosh, not just
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Speaker 5: You winner five, you win a seven, you winn a thirteen,
Speaker 5: that's what's gonna all right? Okay, you win a twelve
Speaker 5: dollars ninety nine. We are balancing the budgets tomorrow, my friends.
Speaker 5: So Jack, what's more, what is the money that must
Speaker 5: go by?
Speaker 6: Nine seventy one dollars and seventy cents?
Speaker 5: I'd start thinking now about a new you, a new
Speaker 5: Friday for you tomorrow the show.
Speaker 6: Don't be greedy, though we want to make it lie.
Speaker 3: We're not going to give them money all that money
Speaker 3: obviously to just one of you.
Speaker 6: I'd be reckless.
Speaker 5: I actually be selfish. You to call up and go,
Speaker 5: I want that whole seventy one dollars seventy Would you
Speaker 5: like some of it?
Speaker 16: Some of it?
Speaker 5: And why why do you need a coffee tomorrow morning?
Speaker 5: That's what you need to have a think about today.
Speaker 5: What would you like from seventy one dollars seventy from
Speaker 5: our new hero from our new Times, Petty cash Man.
Speaker 5: Email me to a Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 5: dot au. Good luck, get ready to meet Patty cash
Speaker 5: Man tomorrow.
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