Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 1: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 1: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 1: I was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 1: ants out of a hole. Bless yourself for the rude
Speaker 1: shocks of young adultsthood, Bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 1: You haven't been thinking about the right person. Goodness is
Speaker 1: just still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 3: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 3: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry. No, he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Hello everyone.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I've got a good feeling about today episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did too, Because we're back in there's a.
Speaker 4: Few reasons, actually I'll run you through. Then we're back
Speaker 4: in our normal studio. After more than a month not
Speaker 4: being able to use it, and I realized it's because
Speaker 4: during that time mercury was in retrogray. Oh no, by
Speaker 4: the time this episode is out, it is no longer
Speaker 4: in retrograde.
Speaker 1: Is it leaving retrograde?
Speaker 4: Yeah, becaus mercury retrograde effects your scheduling, It effects technology.
Speaker 4: There was one week we couldn't use this because someone
Speaker 4: fucking spilt a glass of water on the battle. And
Speaker 4: then there's been you know, double bookings and stuff. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: I told you once again it was real mercury retrograde.
Speaker 1: It feels good to be back. We also have, after
Speaker 1: i'd say the longest hiatus in history, contraceptive diaphragm. Sam
Speaker 1: has returned to the show. Hello, darling, where have you been.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 4: More often than not he's actually around. He's a question
Speaker 4: of whether he can be bothered talking to it.
Speaker 1: We all have other jobs as well, guys. Sam is
Speaker 1: also a Blacksmith's very true.
Speaker 2: I do love my leather work.
Speaker 1: You do also, price keeper Genesee High Jenna, Hello, Well.
Speaker 2: That's nothing special. No, I'll tell you other reason why.
Speaker 4: I've got a good feeling about it, Because it's episode one,
Speaker 4: two three, ah, and let's me make it to episode
Speaker 4: one thousand, two hundred and thirty four.
Speaker 2: This will never happen again. We could do two three four, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's less exciting. Starts from one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, you're right.
Speaker 2: Also another reason I'm keeping for this episode it's a
Speaker 2: long list. No, it is a long list. And the
Speaker 2: next reason is happy birthday.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: Of course we remember, didn't we That's what my friends do.
Speaker 2: I know, it is what this friend?
Speaker 1: Where are you going going to get something done?
Speaker 2: A lot? Have you got the birthday cake?
Speaker 1: Of course? Jenna's got a knife. Where did you pull
Speaker 1: that front?
Speaker 2: And of course I've got a cigarette lighter in my pocket?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Can we do candles in here? We aren't SANDSI your candle?
Speaker 1: And I don't have any birthday music ready because it's
Speaker 1: my birthday. That's fine. I'll do some tropical music a.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday one candle because I'm like, actually, maybe you're right.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have an evacuation.
Speaker 1: I feel such a bastard here I want and it's caramel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how do you know.
Speaker 2: My favorite cake is caral? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just thought I had a memory of you saying
Speaker 4: that I nearly bought red velvet.
Speaker 2: They were putting it in the box and I was like, actually,
Speaker 2: no caramel.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite. I don't think I've said that often.
Speaker 2: I must at some stage because I remember it.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet. Thank you. He's only lit on one side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm worried about the smoke.
Speaker 1: I'll if I blow it'll, I'll just inhale this.
Speaker 2: We have to thing. We don't have to sing happy,
Speaker 2: but they do happy happy Yeah happy be bad happy
Speaker 2: by too.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Hip hat harah, hip hat crac.
Speaker 2: I'll blow it out yourself.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the cake.
Speaker 2: Need the smoke arm I watch out for the open gasleep.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet. Thank you, guys. Is a nice Oh,
Speaker 1: thanks you. I've got to cut it and I'm going
Speaker 1: to kiss the closest boy. That's very nice. I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Can you believe?
Speaker 2: I know you don't look at over twenty seven.
Speaker 1: It's actually a sad age, like I'm not young and
Speaker 1: successful anymore. I'm just mediocre.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just working, You're not boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm part of the workforce.
Speaker 2: I now it used to be like, oh, you're doing
Speaker 2: so well for your age. Yes, yeah, I missed those
Speaker 2: like that stops at twenty six. About halfway through twenty six.
Speaker 2: People are like, oh, yeah, that's about right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care anymore.
Speaker 4: I had to MC a comedy night on the Gold
Speaker 4: Coast recently, and it was like at a UNI comedy
Speaker 4: night on campus at a university, and I was hitting bricks, thinking, oh,
Speaker 4: this is going to be so daunting, like you know,
Speaker 4: big Burley University boys. Oh my god, I'm going to
Speaker 4: feel so intimidated. And then I realized that I'm not
Speaker 4: the same age as university students anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not my peers.
Speaker 2: They're fucking babies. They were eighteen to twenty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, shit, I'm older than UNI students now.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I see kids on the street and I go, oh,
Speaker 1: I could be friends with them. No I couldn't. No,
Speaker 1: I save money and have a lot of money and
Speaker 1: superannuation now an adult.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Listen, it's actually not all about you today. Sorry,
Speaker 2: sorry to steal your thunder, but there's another reason I've
Speaker 2: had a good feeling about this.
Speaker 1: Evendo he's standing up too. Yeah, this is reason number six.
Speaker 2: Jena sam Mitchell happy three year anniversary it is, well,
Speaker 2: it will be this week.
Speaker 1: It's just terrible planning on our behalf.
Speaker 2: Don't loop me in with that. It's great planning on
Speaker 2: my behalf. What I've got?
Speaker 1: Did we pay for this?
Speaker 2: You all knew? Yeah? Of course, Hell and.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that we launched so close to your
Speaker 4: birthday last time it was October four?
Speaker 2: Apparently, did we the week after? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And we did some secret demos so we would have
Speaker 1: been recording beforehand as well.
Speaker 2: Here we go. He even had any bubbly since the
Speaker 2: hundred Oh I know, we.
Speaker 1: Did say we're going to ban from celebrations. Remember well
Speaker 1: oh no, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that never happens.
Speaker 1: Already died on that hill happy three years ago.
Speaker 2: We'll leave that.
Speaker 1: That is very exciting.
Speaker 2: Sam, come in with some bloody plank.
Speaker 1: Come on in, Sam speak on Mike too. What a legend.
Speaker 2: By the way, coming up today, we're doing a brand
Speaker 2: new segment. It's called Mitch's Quickie. That's all I'm going
Speaker 2: to tell you. And we also got a DM from
Speaker 2: a listener that we need to address. You're in trouble
Speaker 2: cherry me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: When am I not?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why?
Speaker 1: Later? My birthday show of all things.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we bean celebrating. Forget about your birthday.
Speaker 1: I don't wait to hear the montage of love and
Speaker 1: listeners that you've built for me.
Speaker 2: No fucking waylay the one you made.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we probably have a million more listeners than we
Speaker 1: did then, so it would.
Speaker 2: Be fresh anyway. Look, we're all ful. Cheers. Jeez, three
Speaker 2: years of it. Why are the TIRL found a fit?
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio executives west Side for another. Here's a door bell
Speaker 1: outside the studio and then a crowd when the door opens.
Speaker 2: When are you going to fucking hand out the bits
Speaker 2: of cake? Bro? What's the guy who wants.
Speaker 1: Me to cake? Jenner?
Speaker 2: This cake is so dense, This cake is moist.
Speaker 1: Isn't it good?
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous, It's thick. I'm glad I got the deer one.
Speaker 1: There's something is do we pay for that? Or did
Speaker 1: you pay for that?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Did we pay for that? Or did you?
Speaker 2: I did? It's still the tax right off we're talking
Speaker 2: about it, aren't we?
Speaker 6: That is really very good?
Speaker 1: Imagine being the ATO agent and has to listen to
Speaker 1: this audio when they want to audit you, they go,
Speaker 1: can we just confirm? And this is been listening to
Speaker 1: us chewing.
Speaker 2: Hi, I gosh.
Speaker 1: Look into Jenna. There's some corruption going on with that
Speaker 1: Merriagan service suite.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, she comes from old money too, so.
Speaker 1: R oh that money dust ridden. Jenna has to keep
Speaker 1: a moth bowl trapping her wallet. That's how old her
Speaker 1: money is.
Speaker 2: Anyway, should we get into it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me have a quick sip of the punk.
Speaker 2: Oh I was going to do that while you forward announced.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Well if it is your first time listening, Hi,
Speaker 1: everyone sip Now, this is it just me? Every week
Speaker 1: we start the show the same way to gym something
Speaker 1: we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: And we've been doing it that way for three years now.
Speaker 1: And if you want us to change, fuck off. We're
Speaker 1: full the vigioms of Egypt, full of it. Mitch doesn't mind,
Speaker 1: do you?
Speaker 6: Minch good?
Speaker 1: No idea, I don't know. We bring him to the table.
Speaker 1: We also have it is it just you? Coming up
Speaker 1: your chance? The listeners will be on the show with
Speaker 1: a very interesting is it issue. We don't normally tease them,
Speaker 1: but we have a fan who has seen one of
Speaker 1: us in the flesh and they've got some comments on it.
Speaker 2: Oh is this I don't know about this, so it's
Speaker 2: obviously about me.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's about you.
Speaker 2: Oh who's talking smack?
Speaker 1: Now it's not smack. But they've seen you in the
Speaker 1: wild and they had some observations. That's all I'm going
Speaker 1: to say. So, if you were you mean to a server,
Speaker 1: were you rude to anyone?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. But I do just kind of
Speaker 2: have that way with people.
Speaker 1: There's a certain malaise. But once you know you, you
Speaker 1: realize that that's just that's the boat.
Speaker 2: It looks genuine.
Speaker 1: No, no, anyway, we'll have that up on the way.
Speaker 1: Should we start if you want?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what is this? Is this like episode one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty three and it's our three year anniversary and.
Speaker 2: Your birthday, birth and victory in retrogades? Over reason is
Speaker 2: the celebrate.
Speaker 1: One more reason. I'm going to let you go first.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, God, you're good tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another reason to celebrate. Thank you all for that.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Airpod's the perfect excuse to pretend you didn't hear someone
Speaker 2: talking to you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did this today. I did this today.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: There was construction workers out in front of my house,
Speaker 1: in front of my car, and they were like, obviously
Speaker 1: needed me to move, and I didn't have the band
Speaker 1: with him with my brain, yeah exactly, So I put
Speaker 1: my AirPods in, didn't play any music, but just went
Speaker 1: to my cars, pointed to them, and got in my car.
Speaker 1: I did this today. It works.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have picked you to be one of those types.
Speaker 4: I thought you'd just thought it an audience.
Speaker 1: I got my attention, no, no, no, but I did
Speaker 1: run them both over, so I did get the audience
Speaker 1: in the end.
Speaker 4: It happened to me twice when I was in Brisbane
Speaker 4: for my comedy shows last week. The first time was
Speaker 4: at Brisbane Airport and I spotted someone and went on
Speaker 4: a date with.
Speaker 2: Earlier this year.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, I don't want to
Speaker 4: talk to them. We walked past each other and I
Speaker 4: thought sweet, we didn't even notice. But then I heard
Speaker 4: him turn around and go oh hey Mitch, and I
Speaker 4: just kept walking because again, air pods were in, there
Speaker 4: were nothing playing, so I absolutely wholeheartedly did hear him.
Speaker 2: But I could just easily have that excuse.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But they don't know. Clearly unless they
Speaker 1: listen to this, they wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think he does this, and yeah, I hope
Speaker 2: not anyway, Fine, there's no love lost there.
Speaker 1: I do it all the time and I love it.
Speaker 1: But I have the big air pods, like the big
Speaker 1: AirPod maxis so then yeah, but sometimes the little ones,
Speaker 1: like if you're a big person and you got to
Speaker 1: figure like they can hide him there, you can't see
Speaker 1: the whole Yeah.
Speaker 6: And with the long hair, yeah, long hair just disappears
Speaker 6: and then you just if you genuinely don't hear him,
Speaker 6: you just look like a dick.
Speaker 2: People think I'm They probably think I'm so rude because
Speaker 2: so they can't even see my AirPods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh shit, now your hairs are off and up
Speaker 1: isn't It wouldn't. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But it happened twice in Brisman, and the second time
Speaker 4: I was coming home back to the hotel quite late. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I was right out in the front of the
Speaker 4: hotel about talking. So my social battery was well and
Speaker 4: truly trained at that point. And I heard someone go, oh, Borrow,
Speaker 4: are you that guy that works on radio? And I thought, well, a,
Speaker 4: that's not factually true, and b I can't be fucked
Speaker 4: ye see, I've got airports in song is gonna pretend
Speaker 4: I can't hear him? So I ignored him, kept walking,
Speaker 4: and someone with him goes, who's that.
Speaker 2: I don't know him.
Speaker 4: He goes, oh, he works for Kyle Sandalinz. And his
Speaker 4: friend goes, oh, that makes sense. He's as fat as
Speaker 4: Kyle Sandalinz. What And it kicked me so much self.
Speaker 2: Restrained to turn around and knock him the fuck out.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I've already pretended I didn't hear them,
Speaker 2: so I have to pretend I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell.
Speaker 3: Hell, I was like, how rude and how inaccurate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said I was with you, Jesus Christ, who's
Speaker 1: that blimp?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, oh no, it's fine. You know, I'm one
Speaker 2: of those you.
Speaker 4: Know, being fat's not a bad thing. It's not an
Speaker 4: insult whatever, you know, body positive, all that shit. But
Speaker 4: then there was a little part of me that was like, fuck,
Speaker 4: what else did people say when they think I can't
Speaker 4: hear them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I would hate to hear what
Speaker 1: some people say.
Speaker 2: I better not to think about it.
Speaker 1: I reckon, No, I agree? Do you read the threads
Speaker 1: of Twitter threads and comments on content, or read the
Speaker 1: comments on your stuff you put out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure I don't see each and everyone.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's when I do posts on other people
Speaker 4: of account, like if I'm doing something for a brand,
Speaker 4: I usually don't take those because, like, my people are
Speaker 4: quite lovely to me, yes, but when it goes out
Speaker 4: to you know, the fucking KFC Instagram account, I don't really.
Speaker 2: Want to know.
Speaker 1: I've got into a fight over someone about one of
Speaker 1: your videos one you did tell me Spotify and they
Speaker 1: were criticizing the Spotify of at all, and then I
Speaker 1: commented like fuck you, like it was very new ones
Speaker 1: and it was a real detailed, thought out response, and
Speaker 1: then I was arguing about it was a whole thing.
Speaker 1: So I'll be your defender in the comments.
Speaker 2: You don't need to. It's fine. I don't even look,
Speaker 2: so what I don't know won't happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, Amen? All right, what should we do? My agent?
Speaker 1: Yeah if you want, Yeah, I'll have a super champagne
Speaker 1: hold on. I love to say I'm still in here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's fine, you can still Is that my cue?
Speaker 2: Because I can just.
Speaker 1: God, no, no, no, No, this is actually good because
Speaker 1: we were losing our straight women audience, so it's nice
Speaker 1: to have you back. Can you just talk sexy for seeing?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Oh good, talk about how moist the cake is or no.
Speaker 6: I don't think it doesn't matter how sexy your voice is.
Speaker 6: You could get like Morgan Freeman talking about how beautiful
Speaker 6: and moisty something is, and you could do nothing for anyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the word moist there's nothing cute about that.
Speaker 1: For us as well. You don't want to moist aenus
Speaker 1: for yourself. No, you want to add the moisture. You
Speaker 1: don't want to. You don't want to be way o moisture.
Speaker 1: It's not self sourcing.
Speaker 2: I want to precipitate yourself.
Speaker 6: No one says they're going, yeah, I just want to
Speaker 6: just fuel your swamp past.
Speaker 1: And it is that because it's sweat too.
Speaker 2: Can we not?
Speaker 4: Can you said I'm gonna have my supper champagne before
Speaker 4: we did thedem you haven't even done that.
Speaker 1: I'm drag I also had a boozy lunch before this,
Speaker 1: and I am a bit tipsy. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you also have an animated film moment that will
Speaker 1: make you cry? Regardless of age or position in life.
Speaker 2: I don't think I do.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, really, no, really, I think you will.
Speaker 4: No, I can't cry on cue ever, Like if I
Speaker 4: watch a movie for the first time and it's upsetting,
Speaker 4: I'll probably cry then, But if I go and try
Speaker 4: and relive.
Speaker 2: It, I didn't we try and do that here once
Speaker 2: did we?
Speaker 1: I watched some.
Speaker 4: Disney movie and it made me cry, and I was like,
Speaker 4: this is the first time I've cried at a film
Speaker 4: in years, And so you put it on to see
Speaker 4: if I would cry and nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, shocking. Was it happened the clouds or something? Generally, yeah,
Speaker 1: if there's.
Speaker 2: Any pressure involved, it doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let me tell you why, because I
Speaker 1: interviewed Billy Eilish. Let me just pick up that name
Speaker 1: get dropped, and in her famous Happier Than Ever artwork,
Speaker 1: she's crying right like, there's a tier in the album artwork.
Speaker 1: So what I thought i'd ask, is is it a
Speaker 1: real tier? Because it sounds like a dumb question, But
Speaker 1: when you're like on a shoot all day and you're filming,
Speaker 1: like to get that one moment where you actually cried
Speaker 1: could be hard.
Speaker 4: The very in depth question from an interviewer who thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you would never have thought to ask that.
Speaker 1: So this is what happened. When I asked Billy how
Speaker 1: she got the tier. In Happier, I.
Speaker 2: Try to make myself cry. Can't figure it out.
Speaker 1: Would you pinch yourself?
Speaker 5: No, dog.
Speaker 2: I was like, somebody pull up Spirit the Horse.
Speaker 6: Animated horse movie and pull up that scene where he's
Speaker 6: galloping through the desert and the cowboys.
Speaker 2: Are trying to capture him and they break him and
Speaker 2: they turnam into Yeah, cry cried, Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: movie makes me a ball.
Speaker 1: It makes that ball Spirit the Horse film.
Speaker 2: But nothing sad happened in the scene. He says, galloping,
Speaker 2: that's what horses do.
Speaker 1: Bitch the whole dog that was a biting dog. Well
Speaker 1: it kind of sounded. I don't know, it's so much.
Speaker 2: Less scathing in an American accent dog.
Speaker 1: Dog. There's definitely a w in there. Dog softened dog. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Spirit Now the horse gets captured by the hunters and
Speaker 1: glue they turned into glue. Oh yeah, they turn horses
Speaker 1: into glue.
Speaker 2: That parents cut off the ending. I've never seen that pass.
Speaker 6: Really, it was I just cut off in the Channel
Speaker 6: seven version. I just taped the VHS.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've not seen it. Jenna, you're a horse? Girls?
Speaker 1: Are you seen?
Speaker 2: What are you? Where are you getting that information from them?
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: The comments, everyone's going glue because Billy gets cut off
Speaker 1: before she says it, and everyone in the comments glue.
Speaker 1: He gets turned to glue. Maybe he does it in
Speaker 1: the movie, but that's what happens to horses, right, they
Speaker 1: get turned to glue.
Speaker 2: I thought dog food? Isn't that outworks?
Speaker 5: Dog food? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There was a doctor factory right near my primary schools.
Speaker 4: Every morning would get to school and it's more like
Speaker 4: dead horse, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, going through and they're just like, look, oh dear,
Speaker 1: Oh well, anyway, I haven't. I haven't an animated film
Speaker 1: that makes me cry every time?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: This moment in the Lion King. You have to be
Speaker 1: a cold dead heart if you don't cry. When Simba's
Speaker 1: in that drive out, Oh the stampede, Oh the stampede,
Speaker 1: and he's going, where's my lyon dad? What's his name? Faster?
Speaker 1: And then there come the deer antelope is an antelope?
Speaker 1: Cans an t look?
Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
Speaker 1: And they chase him, Oh my god. And then Simba
Speaker 1: gets stampeded. Ulfuster does everything he can to save him,
Speaker 1: and Mulfusser still dies all the hands of claw what's
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 5: Star fuck sad clearly really hit me hard.
Speaker 2: All the Wilderbeast. It wasn't a fucking antelope. It was
Speaker 2: a wilder beat. Scary, true, And so you have to
Speaker 2: go to the end bit when he's going Dad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, d wake up, you gotta go home, and
Speaker 1: he looks at Scar and Scar goes, I did it, kid, No, he.
Speaker 2: Says, He tells him he did it.
Speaker 1: He gasoled him, Oh did he? Yeah? And from the
Speaker 1: goosition about the way.
Speaker 2: And never return, he thinks, maybe makes him cry to detail.
Speaker 1: Claws in the claw, Scar, Scar live fucking.
Speaker 2: That's Prince Charles.
Speaker 4: Okay, just everyone knows he's pouring champagne on his face,
Speaker 4: so it looks like he's crying.
Speaker 1: I'm crying. I'm ring, I'm crying.
Speaker 4: We haven't even gotten to the sad bit you were
Speaker 4: describing yet, Oh are you joking?
Speaker 1: And that was champagne? My eyes burning on the table.
Speaker 2: Oh god, they cut the video off. I think the line.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? You got something on your mind?
Speaker 1: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 1: get yourself on the shoe. All right, you can hit
Speaker 1: us up in our DMS couple of mitches. Your chance
Speaker 1: to have an insiterest you of your own isn't Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Contact Price, keep you Jenna, win yourself
Speaker 1: a prize.
Speaker 2: If you hear yourself on the show. Obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Now, what's going on today? Apparently it's someone who's crossed
Speaker 4: paths with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is Zach from Brisbane. Zach, welcome, Hi mate.
Speaker 7: Hey guys, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We Jachary.
Speaker 1: Oh he sounds a bit tense.
Speaker 4: I very rarely remember names, but I'm pretty sure he
Speaker 4: worked for Virgin Airlines.
Speaker 1: Oh he was a virgin.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it is correct. I am a virgin.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And I will say this. I was about to board
Speaker 2: the flight back to Sydney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I had AirPods in they actually were playing something.
Speaker 2: Oh and I heard him say, oh, I love the podcast.
Speaker 2: I listened to it on the way here today. Actually
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, thanks, So I even talked over
Speaker 2: what I was listening to.
Speaker 1: It might not be a good experience for Zack. Zach
Speaker 1: we're going to get you to do an m okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll count you in and then you hit us
Speaker 1: with your story.
Speaker 4: Also, by the way, before we move on, I need
Speaker 4: to say I'm so sorry for the way I sounded.
Speaker 4: I had a big night the night before and I'd
Speaker 4: lost my voice. I was like, thank you.
Speaker 1: No, hold on, I need to know what Zach wants
Speaker 1: to say. First of all, So Zach, we're going to
Speaker 1: count you in then hit us with your region. Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: You absolutely hate the phrase watch this space. I can't
Speaker 7: fucking stand it. Like you know when someone that you
Speaker 7: went to high school with starts some shitty business and
Speaker 7: then make an Instagram page and it's just like, watch
Speaker 7: this space, good things coming soon waiting.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry to interrupt everyone, but Mitch's over there
Speaker 4: shrugging his shoulder, looking very confused.
Speaker 1: If it's not what you thought that was going to
Speaker 1: come on and say, is it just me or does
Speaker 1: Mitchell Kumbzy to fly business class Sack? I thought that's
Speaker 1: what was going to happen.
Speaker 7: I know he definitely does, though he was in a
Speaker 7: shit seat road fucking nineteen. Still, come on to lose
Speaker 7: your travel agent let's get you a better one.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean you're in charge of the free upgrades bubs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because we can't have you sitting in row nineteen.
Speaker 7: That was disgusting.
Speaker 2: Happy. I was happy.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on harder, because that's what I wanted from you, Zach.
Speaker 1: So you work for virgin, you're not a virgin and
Speaker 1: you served Mitchell. What happened? Did he walk on? And
Speaker 1: did you notice? Did you? Or did you only notice
Speaker 1: when he was sitting down? And you thought that a
Speaker 1: lovely woman upfront and until you saw them from the
Speaker 1: front went, that's my Mitchell Combs.
Speaker 7: I honestly wasn't even paying attention. And then I saw
Speaker 7: the name like the scamboarding cut passes. It comes up
Speaker 7: on my screen and I got the buck. I looked
Speaker 7: up and then I saw this like real homeless looking
Speaker 7: man and it turned out with Mitchell kumb.
Speaker 2: You don't want to know what a rough morning I
Speaker 2: had that day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so your voice was not there.
Speaker 4: I got home so late, and then someone called me
Speaker 4: fat in the hotel lobby and then I did what
Speaker 4: any person who's it's been called fat does and I
Speaker 4: ordered McDonald's and then I fell asleep before it arrived,
Speaker 4: and I woke up to all these miscalls saying I've arrived.
Speaker 2: My food was just rotting out the front to the airport.
Speaker 2: So I did not look well. I did not sound well,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, it's so nice to read.
Speaker 1: Why now? And could you not have like thrown him
Speaker 1: a free upgrade, Zach? Do you have that power or
Speaker 1: given him an exit row?
Speaker 7: At least I do have that power, yes, But sadly
Speaker 7: the flight was completely full when you were boarding. You
Speaker 7: got to hit us up a check in before boarding.
Speaker 2: I was lucky to make it in time, took. I
Speaker 2: was grateful to be on the fucking plane.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And did you hear his croaky voice?
Speaker 7: I did, like barely. It was so bad it was
Speaker 7: I literally said it in the message. When I message
Speaker 7: you guys, I was like, is he okay?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have sounded well that day.
Speaker 1: That's why Zach's calling it's more of a welfare check.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: I really thought I scrubbed up quite nicely.
Speaker 1: And why weren't you in his live show? Zach?
Speaker 7: I'll be honest, I didn't even know you were doing
Speaker 7: live shows up here.
Speaker 1: Every week.
Speaker 7: That's the core effort, all right?
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's good of asholes like you that don't buy tickets
Speaker 4: that I can't yet afford business class.
Speaker 2: You can live with that.
Speaker 1: It's full circles.
Speaker 7: We sold out anyway, it was yeah, got a point,
Speaker 7: no help of your own.
Speaker 2: Well watch this space, Sack. I'll let you know when
Speaker 2: I'm next in Bristol.
Speaker 7: I'll watch this space.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for coming on the show. Don't forget to message. Generally,
Speaker 1: it's me will do.
Speaker 2: By and lovely to meet.
Speaker 1: Could you spend hours on the phone with him trying
Speaker 1: to prep them and save this and then Bradley will
Speaker 1: count you in and then we'll say is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or then you finish the sentence.
Speaker 2: I don't believe he thought it looked timeless.
Speaker 1: That was very rude. I didn't look that self admitted,
Speaker 1: though you said you didn't. You didn't look good.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel good. I thought I looked amazing.
Speaker 1: It was just after the shows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and when I was flying back and I just
Speaker 4: run into that guy i'd gone on a date with.
Speaker 2: Look, not a great morning.
Speaker 1: Can I say? I thought it was going to be uplifting.
Speaker 1: The message he sent was I saw Mitchell and the
Speaker 1: plane and he needs to be on in business and
Speaker 1: I went, this is hilarious. I didn't realize he was
Speaker 1: going to rip you.
Speaker 2: He was literally just saying, you're home. That's not a
Speaker 2: good looks said.
Speaker 1: Anyway, if you want to get on the show, h
Speaker 1: a couple of mitch slide to the d M. If
Speaker 1: you see us out in the public looking disgusting, get
Speaker 1: on the show. How did the show you felt? How
Speaker 1: did the shows go? By the way that I heard
Speaker 1: that were.
Speaker 2: Great, brilliant, great?
Speaker 1: Yeay.
Speaker 4: Previously, Melbourne was my best ever show, but sars Melbourne. Oh,
Speaker 4: do you want to know who else I ran into
Speaker 4: in Brisbane? Do you remember how you famously forgot my
Speaker 4: birthday on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Sam, He's talking to you, and.
Speaker 4: Then it wasn't until a caller came on and reminded
Speaker 4: you and said, happy birthday, Mitchel.
Speaker 2: I met her. I met Caitlyn. She actually did say, oh.
Speaker 2: I listened to the rest of the episode. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: for causing all that tension. I'm glad you did.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna start calling her. She tried to split
Speaker 1: us up, she tried to break up the boys. She did.
Speaker 2: I probably would have brought it up if she didn't
Speaker 2: would you have after the Yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, hit us up a couple of into the dms
Speaker 1: and when yourself something fun.
Speaker 2: Right. You know how I left trash Ally the other
Speaker 2: podcast recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, and that was the right choice to make.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I certainly don't regret it. I do feel
Speaker 4: like it was the correct decision for me at the time.
Speaker 4: But one thing I do regret about leaving is that
Speaker 4: I kind of miss talking about all the pop culture
Speaker 4: stuff we used to cover, like all the entertainment celebrity crab.
Speaker 1: Yes. Actually that was a fun part of the show.
Speaker 1: When I filled in. I enjoyed doing it, like bringing
Speaker 1: celeb glass.
Speaker 4: It was good, and we don't really do a lot
Speaker 4: of that here. I think we should keep it that way.
Speaker 4: We shouldn't, you know, become trash Alley and dedicate a
Speaker 4: whole episode to celebrity bullshit. However, what I'd like to propose,
Speaker 4: it's just a quickie, Darling.
Speaker 2: It's a little.
Speaker 4: Quickie, calling it Mitch's quickie, because rather than dedicating the
Speaker 4: whole episode of Celebs, I just do it a little bit,
Speaker 4: a little slice of the show, abe a couple of
Speaker 4: things in there.
Speaker 2: I'll keep it short and sweet. How do we feel
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: I can get across a crock long In years, I've
Speaker 1: just built for a quickie these days.
Speaker 2: What's your longest non quickie longest in the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like with breaks and like cuddling and stuff like.
Speaker 1: That's yet two hours?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe a bit shorter, longer than an hour, but
Speaker 1: less than.
Speaker 2: Two I'd say the same actually, like.
Speaker 1: A short animated film length. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hate to ask what Sam's record is? Fucking hell?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: The band?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 6: No, no one, listen, hang on. I have to think
Speaker 6: probably we could be here for if I'm gonna go
Speaker 6: down your route, so you have the cuddling and the
Speaker 6: thing to go. Yeah, yeah, you're maybe like forul wow yeow.
Speaker 1: Multiple finishes in that or is there one finish?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, multiple?
Speaker 6: But also you can't start late afternoon and then it
Speaker 6: goes into the night. Then you go get a pizza
Speaker 6: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that doesn't counts an intermission pause the tim Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are you in the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Helton? Intermission? Sam has programs merch congrats.
Speaker 2: And when it's about to go back into the bedroom,
Speaker 2: he just lets off this. The next fuck will come.
Speaker 2: Please find your bed just so.
Speaker 6: That's a lovely young man. That's just standing at the door,
Speaker 6: just ushering people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no glass allowed in here.
Speaker 4: No photography and recording of any kind is strictly.
Speaker 2: I'm just shut your eyes for the best.
Speaker 1: Oh god. And then Jenna, how long was the kiki
Speaker 1: two week long trip?
Speaker 2: Three weeks?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 1: Jenna beats as Wow, what are the odds?
Speaker 4: It was like a real late It wasn't the same
Speaker 4: person the whole time, but she was being fingered at
Speaker 4: all times.
Speaker 2: Past the baton, brother, we're drunk ship, tipsy ship?
Speaker 1: All right, what's the segment? Mitches?
Speaker 4: Mitch's cookie is what it's called? Okay, fuck, I can't
Speaker 4: even remember what I was going to do for these.
Speaker 4: Now we've gone a bit tittly.
Speaker 1: We'll work it out.
Speaker 2: Have you not heard the word titly?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like the word titty.
Speaker 2: He would like tipsy titty. I've not heard that he
Speaker 2: didn't grow up in middle Australia, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Is that where you were from? Middle?
Speaker 2: Middle class?
Speaker 1: Middle class?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you were like mutton dresses, lamb in the
Speaker 2: shin class.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. No, I wasn't wealthy by any means.
Speaker 2: It wasn't in part. Apparently you've got no idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shall we do this? Do this chegment? Wow?
Speaker 4: Yes, let's get this quickie over and done with. So
Speaker 4: Australian idols coming back?
Speaker 1: Did you hear?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: I did love the whole line up. I think it's fantastic,
Speaker 1: do you Yeah, interesting choices, but at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, I think it's good.
Speaker 2: It's well we knew that Kyle was coming back. Carl
Speaker 2: Sandlin's obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the original grumpy Judge.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was the original. He wasn't even
Speaker 2: in the original theory was he. I think he.
Speaker 4: Replaced he replaced. Yeah, that's right. And eventually they brought
Speaker 4: Dick go back and.
Speaker 1: It was all for Oh so it's like one of
Speaker 1: those Mendela effects. I think that he was always the
Speaker 1: one mean judge.
Speaker 4: Yes, in a way interesting but yeah, he's coming back.
Speaker 4: And then he was saying that he wanted to get
Speaker 4: one Australian and the Australian is Amy Shark.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: Pause for comments.
Speaker 1: I love Amy. She's lovely, she's great a bunch of times.
Speaker 1: She's very sweet, she's very funny. She has a sense
Speaker 1: of humor that I don't think many people realize like
Speaker 1: her songs are a bit silly, so a bit sad.
Speaker 2: So I think I love about her. That's my favorite.
Speaker 4: But it will be interesting to see how she goes
Speaker 4: to the judge. I feel like she's too nice to judge.
Speaker 6: No, but she'll go down the Marshall route because you
Speaker 6: can be kind and do the whole thing. And also
Speaker 6: she's a bit indie.
Speaker 1: I think she'd be the nice one that doesn't give
Speaker 1: any like she's middle of the ground.
Speaker 4: And then for the US star, they've got Meghan Trainer, oh,
Speaker 4: which is like everyone knows who that is, but no
Speaker 4: one's overly excited to hear that name.
Speaker 2: No one's going to tune in for Meghan Trainer. That's
Speaker 2: just my opinion though.
Speaker 4: No mean Trainer, known for such hits as what oh
Speaker 4: my God, I've Got it, will.
Speaker 1: Wait all about that Jenna, because you'll know.
Speaker 4: That's Meghan trainor Yes, and last but not least, they're
Speaker 4: really hyping up Harry Chronic Jr.
Speaker 2: They're saying, ah, you'll love this lady.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're kind of making him the main drawer cup
Speaker 4: but I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 2: Should I know who that is? No?
Speaker 1: Well, you know where you will know. This is the
Speaker 1: most Mitchell Kumb's reference ever. Remember on Hey, Hey, it's
Speaker 1: Saturday or red Faces when they did blackface like five.
Speaker 1: Would you like to explain to me how that's a
Speaker 1: Mitchell koombs Middle Australia now, because it's a murmuring a
Speaker 1: moment in Australian culture. I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's a torrible moment.
Speaker 1: Yes, think you know? Can we condemn it? Oh?
Speaker 2: You know what, so Mitchell Kumb's the Solen Generation?
Speaker 1: God No, no, no, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: Tooth your worth, Cad. But no, I don't know him
Speaker 2: from a block of soapal Haven't.
Speaker 1: You seen that when he's on Jendino. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: he's on Saturday and they're doing red Faces and an
Speaker 1: Australian actoror in blackface doing the Jackson five and it's
Speaker 1: disgusting and everyone's laughing in the audience and Harry Kntic
Speaker 1: Junior is like, this is act.
Speaker 2: But he wasn't one of the people in black face.
Speaker 1: No, he was the guest judge and he was judging
Speaker 1: the talent shows, okay, and he was like, hold on,
Speaker 1: is this is this is being punked and he actually
Speaker 1: called out didn't on TV and he's like, if this
Speaker 1: happened in America, like you'd be persecuted. It's very embarrassing. Anyway,
Speaker 1: That's what I know Harry Conic Junior from.
Speaker 2: Surely he's got more. She don't need the resume than that.
Speaker 1: I think he sings, he plays the pan flute.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he's involved an idol in the US, maybe,
Speaker 6: I think so.
Speaker 2: I was hoping they'd get Katy Perry imagine because she's
Speaker 2: in Australia anyway, because her route Orlando was in that
Speaker 2: film in Queensland, so.
Speaker 4: She's hanging around. She knows how to be an idol judge.
Speaker 4: She goes American Idol. She's not busy, so like shortly
Speaker 4: she could have done it, but no, no, bitterly disappointed,
Speaker 4: but you know, I'll still watch, obviously.
Speaker 1: I'll be watching. And the hosts are interesting too. It's
Speaker 1: Ricky Lee right love yeah, I love in full Circle
Speaker 1: because she was an original. She didn't win, but she
Speaker 1: was a contestant, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was. It's like she came forth or something.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So as she is hosting it alongside Scott Tweety, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's interesting. Yeah, No, he's a safe pick.
Speaker 1: I think he's a very safe pair, very vanilla, very
Speaker 1: handsome man, tweety lovely guy. Oh yeah, he's been around forever.
Speaker 1: He's got my future hairstyle Google Scott tweety hair. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: He's got the quiff, but he's starting. He's probably almost.
Speaker 2: Forty quifft the wrong vowl.
Speaker 1: What did I say?
Speaker 2: You said quafft. Yeah, you just swapped out the wrong vowel.
Speaker 1: A coffee in New York. He's got a quiff and
Speaker 1: it's got gray flex in it, and it looks gorgeous.
Speaker 1: And that's what I want when I'm turning in a
Speaker 1: mid thirties, early forties, I.
Speaker 4: Thought that having a gray streak in the front of
Speaker 4: your hair was a side effect of diabetes.
Speaker 1: You could get that.
Speaker 2: It's a matter of time.
Speaker 1: I mean, have a slice that cake. I'll have it
Speaker 1: by the end of the show.
Speaker 4: Also, apparently Bucking and Pallas are freaking out because the
Speaker 4: next season of The Crown is coming soon November nine,
Speaker 4: to be exact, which I'm quite excited about.
Speaker 1: I dropped out minch of the show. I did too
Speaker 1: when of watching it. How much did you watch first
Speaker 1: season and then gave up. I told you you.
Speaker 2: Start from season four season four.
Speaker 3: I love season one and two, and I didn't want
Speaker 3: them to change the actors. That's why I didn't continue.
Speaker 2: It's better in the middle three and four.
Speaker 4: It I've heard because I've only watched season four and
Speaker 4: then I had an increased curiosity about the Royal family
Speaker 4: after Liz Carcter that I've just started watching season one
Speaker 4: and two.
Speaker 2: And cle over. She makes the Queen look pathetic.
Speaker 1: She does a bit what the Queen was when she
Speaker 1: are you calling? I was Susan her first, the first.
Speaker 2: When she got she got it. She was mean, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she wasn't that pathetic.
Speaker 1: They do make her out to be so softly spoken
Speaker 1: and dumb. They make her out to be so uneducated.
Speaker 4: Which is also I didn't know that she had no
Speaker 4: formal education. That's hilarious for some reason. But Queen didn't
Speaker 4: go to school.
Speaker 1: I know, he's not funny boy, you think about it,
Speaker 1: Where would she goes? You can't go to school.
Speaker 2: She's a will and Kate's kids just started at a
Speaker 2: new school, so I think they can.
Speaker 6: True.
Speaker 2: She watched the Queen when she was.
Speaker 1: She was another money when she was buying using that
Speaker 1: money to buy stuff at the tuck shop.
Speaker 2: But anyway, you need to watch it from season four
Speaker 2: onwards because that's when Diana comes into it.
Speaker 4: Olivia commons much better than that. Fucking no, she's shut up,
Speaker 4: don't know. She's really good, She's really great. And I'm
Speaker 4: a little bit shitty that they're changing cards again for
Speaker 4: season five. But the reason that they're worried at Buckingham Palace,
Speaker 4: Bloody Royal h Q is because this is when they
Speaker 4: get into the nitty gritty of what a scumback Prince Charles, sorry,
Speaker 4: King Charles was in the past. It covered off all
Speaker 4: the divorces and affairs and whatnot.
Speaker 2: So well, our royal prink.
Speaker 1: Call, Yes, Jenne, Netflix might be calling us, we have
Speaker 1: a prink call. We had, Oh yeah, the Royal.
Speaker 2: Don't put our name to the Royal.
Speaker 1: Someone commented that going or the new Royal prink call
Speaker 1: a prink call, It was a real call. Interesting, So
Speaker 1: he was a scumback because he cheated on Diana while
Speaker 1: they were married with Camilla, is it right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the phone call infamous phone call you right.
Speaker 4: And because they just like to like I'm well aware
Speaker 4: watching The Crown that everything has been embellished.
Speaker 2: They fact checked with royal experts, but they've.
Speaker 4: Probably fucking turned things up a few notches and've blown
Speaker 4: out of proportion. And I'm aware watching that. So they're
Speaker 4: probably going to make him look like ten times the
Speaker 4: asshole that he actually was. Yeah, right, and so yes,
Speaker 4: because he's now the king. Yeah, they're like, fuck me,
Speaker 4: we're going into damage control before it's even been done.
Speaker 1: You think they'd take the press, you know, any press
Speaker 1: is good press, really, and it's Netflix great views, Like
Speaker 1: if it's BS, I'm ben and make from that at all,
Speaker 1: no no being talked about. They'll get fans out of that,
Speaker 1: believe it or not.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I've learned some weird shit about the Royals
Speaker 4: that did not make my opinion of them better by
Speaker 4: watching The Crown. Oh like what like the fact that
Speaker 4: they've got two relatives with mental disabilities that they just
Speaker 4: cut off all communication from and basically hid away in
Speaker 4: an asylum because they thought that it would bring shame
Speaker 4: to the family and people would lose faith in their
Speaker 4: ability to rule the monarch because they've got mental disability
Speaker 4: in their blood lives.
Speaker 3: The Kennedy family was the exact same. JFK's sister was
Speaker 3: mentally ill. She had a bottomy and everything, and they
Speaker 3: just forgot about her.
Speaker 1: And are they alive still not now? Because that's awful.
Speaker 1: That makes me sad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and because they were in like a mental institution,
Speaker 4: everyone thought that they were insane, saying no, I'm the
Speaker 4: Queen's cousin. They're like okay, but they actually were.
Speaker 1: That's really sad, right, that's rough. But also is that
Speaker 1: Lizzie's choice or was that just the business that is
Speaker 1: the royal family in Buckingham Palace?
Speaker 4: The choice with her, she can override those fucking idiots,
Speaker 4: her advisors, who I hate watching that show.
Speaker 2: I'm like, shut up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the sister Margaret.
Speaker 1: She apparently lesbian.
Speaker 2: My grandchild did.
Speaker 3: My grandfather danced with her, so he was invited to
Speaker 3: a royal dance. It was supposed to be with a queen,
Speaker 3: but she couldn't turn up, so it was her and
Speaker 3: they had so much fun with her. She was such
Speaker 3: a party animal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I did watch recently who played your grandfather?
Speaker 2: We'll see interesting, I said, I watched it.
Speaker 1: Vaccine Yeah, wow, I can't wait to watch that. I
Speaker 1: will watch that season.
Speaker 2: Then no, you must season four onwards. This is all
Speaker 2: you need to watch.
Speaker 4: And also Nicki Minaj's fans keeps selling a shit on eBay,
Speaker 4: which is a bit weird, isn't it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean what stuff?
Speaker 2: So she lost like.
Speaker 4: A fake nail when she was at MTV Awards a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago. So we found it, popped it
Speaker 4: on eBay and it went for like fifty five grand
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I used fingernail but fall off Nicki Minaj?
Speaker 1: Was it a bidding war or was it by now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what happened. It was a bidding war.
Speaker 4: And just last week someone ripped some of the hair
Speaker 4: out of one of her wigs because it was a
Speaker 4: really long wig. They ripped a few strands of hair
Speaker 4: out put on eBay and currently at the time I
Speaker 4: recorded going for nineteen thousand australlion dollars. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, there's just as you know, I've got
Speaker 4: a fucking Lady Gaga tattoo which I regrap. But there's
Speaker 4: no one on earth that idore enough to spend that
Speaker 4: much money on a fucking three end of their fake hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine that. I think we could make some cash
Speaker 1: of stuff on. I've got any boy account. Let's put
Speaker 1: some stuff up cheery one.
Speaker 5: Two, three is right.
Speaker 2: Rip one of your nails off. We don't care cat
Speaker 2: and nail. It'll lead to death.
Speaker 1: How soiled are your underpants, Jenne? We can put them
Speaker 1: up right now? What do you have over there? I've
Speaker 1: got a Oh that the cork from the champagne we popped.
Speaker 1: I can see it now.
Speaker 2: That could be any champagne.
Speaker 1: Call no, no, no, You're going to sign it now
Speaker 1: with a pen. I'll sign one side, Jenna signs another.
Speaker 1: Sam can sign it, and we'll say that the cork
Speaker 1: from the from the third year anniversary, I gem celebrations. Okay, green,
Speaker 1: do you believe?
Speaker 2: Oh why don't we polish the bottle off and say
Speaker 2: you can't really sign a bottle it's dark and.
Speaker 1: The postage the cork up the cheapest cheaps All right,
Speaker 1: sign it, Mitchell. I've got a permanent marker.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna put on an eBay.
Speaker 1: I'll do it right now. I'm up on eBay. Oh
Speaker 1: someone is Oh, they're bidding on my boukele chair.
Speaker 2: Do you actually sell things on eBay all the time?
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I've been at eBay for years?
Speaker 2: Is that where my missing airports went? I've just done
Speaker 2: my initial ms, so it's like a two yearn adventure.
Speaker 2: Is that cheery signature or com.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, So we're gonna put this
Speaker 1: up on my eBay. We'll link it in the Injurian
Speaker 1: idiots because you've got to really know your market. Who
Speaker 1: else is going to purchase this? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, you're actually going to try and sell this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, and it will sell.
Speaker 2: Should you pop this in there too? That never?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we kiss it. You kissed it a out the value,
Speaker 1: I'll pass it, okay, okay o. I bid myself have this.
Speaker 2: It's been licked.
Speaker 1: Oh, slip down in my hands. All right, this is
Speaker 1: going up on eBay. This will be up by the
Speaker 1: end of the show, everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pop it in the Facebook pepper like that idea?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: We can top the fucking nineteen grand that Nicki Minaj's
Speaker 4: fake hair is currently on. Yeah, let's still the fifty
Speaker 4: five grand for the nail.
Speaker 1: That's going to be a tough one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We try our best, our best.
Speaker 4: We just get embarrassed and end up buying it ourselves.
Speaker 4: We all put in six grand No I put the
Speaker 4: exact amount that's on the kideo. So it just kind
Speaker 4: of does a loop.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 4: So the other day we got a DM on Instagram
Speaker 4: at couple of Mitches from one of our darling listeners
Speaker 4: named Anthony, and you played the message to me and
Speaker 4: it was fascinating and you said.
Speaker 2: Oh, we could do a whole segment about that. So firstly,
Speaker 2: let's just hear what this message was that we thought, oh,
Speaker 2: that's great, We've got to use this first message from
Speaker 2: Anthony Mitches.
Speaker 8: I'm Anthony, love your work. I just wanted to say,
Speaker 8: share a little something, Mitch Coombs. I'm I think I'm
Speaker 8: living your dream. I I when I climax, I don't ejaculate,
Speaker 8: nothing comes out. He's no mess, no fuss. As I
Speaker 8: say to my friends and family, I could be winking
Speaker 8: on the train driving at home in Frontier and you
Speaker 8: wouldn't even know. You wouldn't even know because there's no mess,
Speaker 8: no mess, no fuss, no cleanup. It's a shame because
Speaker 8: I do like the come and the playing with that.
Speaker 8: But otherwise before sleep, you do your thing straight away.
Speaker 8: Drift off, roll over, drift off. End of story. It's
Speaker 8: quite convenient.
Speaker 3: Wow, And I think we would notice if he was.
Speaker 1: You would absolutely That's what as I've told my young nephews.
Speaker 1: You know, any chance I can.
Speaker 2: There's so much to unpack there, like he says, oh,
Speaker 2: as much as I like come and I like to play, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, when I was a teenager, i'd play with
Speaker 1: it once. And then when you want to see.
Speaker 2: The texture instead of a sand castle with.
Speaker 1: I'm making a come hard. No, I'm just like, he's
Speaker 1: pick it up and feel the texture.
Speaker 2: On you do it once.
Speaker 1: I don't do it now. Have you tasted your own?
Speaker 2: No? Oh?
Speaker 1: Another?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have you?
Speaker 4: And I said the reason he said that he's living
Speaker 4: my dream. Remember I was saying a while ago that
Speaker 4: I had what I thought was a wet dream. Yes,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, that's annoying. I'm still asleep
Speaker 4: at this point. I'm like, oh, that's fucking annoy I'm
Speaker 4: going to have to get up and clean it up.
Speaker 4: And there was no cleanup, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: that is just so much more convenient, because sometimes you
Speaker 4: just don't want to have to deal with the load.
Speaker 4: And so yes, you played me this message and we said, yes, oh,
Speaker 4: we should do a segment about that. Maybe we should
Speaker 4: get a sexologist on and we can find out how
Speaker 4: can other people achieve this? Yes, because that sounds like
Speaker 4: it could be a matter of convenience. Sometimes you just
Speaker 4: want to turn it off.
Speaker 2: Yep. I reached out to the sexologist.
Speaker 4: I locked them in and then I went to Anthony's
Speaker 4: DMS to get the audio, and I noticed that there
Speaker 4: was a second voice message.
Speaker 1: There was a couple, but I just a shoot, it
Speaker 1: was more of that ramble.
Speaker 2: Did you listen to the second message before you pitch
Speaker 2: this to me?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I feel like you probably should have.
Speaker 1: What is he a criminal?
Speaker 2: This is the second message?
Speaker 8: Sad story. Why it happened though, cancer a cancer surgery
Speaker 8: retroperitone or lymph node dissection, do your stomach down the
Speaker 8: middle vertically and they take out the lymph nodes that
Speaker 8: are cancerous. But yeah, so they had a fifty percent
Speaker 8: chance of damaging a nerve cell that actually controls ejaculation
Speaker 8: of the pumping off the muscles that propelled the semen
Speaker 8: outside the penis, which is locating the abdomens, strangely enough,
Speaker 8: not in your groin, but it was damaged and that's that.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was an.
Speaker 8: Awkward moment when I told my mum that I found
Speaker 8: out that I couldn't ejaculate, because it would it implied
Speaker 8: that I masturbated. Yeah, and that's a bit of an
Speaker 8: awkward conversation to have with mum when you're nineteen years old.
Speaker 1: Well, he tells the rest of his family wear he
Speaker 1: jerks off. I don't know why he draws the line
Speaker 1: at telling his mum. Anyway, that is very sad. Our
Speaker 1: thoughts are with you, Anthony. I didn't listen to that.
Speaker 4: Now, you really wanted me to get this cancer survivor
Speaker 4: on the phone and say, tell us your secret. You're
Speaker 4: living a dreamer, You're living the fucking dream.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Is this the part where you tell me
Speaker 1: Anthony's right behind me?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, he's fine. He's in good spirit.
Speaker 1: Is he in remission? He's all healthy?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I said to him, oh, sorry about the cancer bit,
Speaker 4: but he goes, oh cancer schmancer, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 4: But then he also said it's a silver lining, the
Speaker 4: no mess, no fust thing, but it's not a silver
Speaker 4: lining during the bedroom gymnastics, as I like all things
Speaker 4: moisten gey.
Speaker 1: Oh god, he's really doubling down on the texture.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: God, well that's a good lesson for us always.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I had to cancel the sex solid
Speaker 4: just to have booked. I was like, oh, br I
Speaker 4: don't bother about that interview locked in. It's fine, we
Speaker 4: have all the information we need.
Speaker 1: Now imagine how embarrassing it would have been for the
Speaker 1: sex soldiers to now what are the circumstances.
Speaker 4: We had them both on, we had Anthony on the phone,
Speaker 4: we had the sex eligists on. And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 4: so people can achieve this by you know, doing certain
Speaker 4: mind games and you know, tensing certain muscles.
Speaker 2: You can stop the ejaculation before it happens. Anthony, what
Speaker 2: do you do? And he goes, I had cancer. Oh
Speaker 2: that would have been awful.
Speaker 1: That's shocking.
Speaker 2: And so no, he says, I'm living your dreamt Then
Speaker 2: I'm like, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, to be honest, but I mean he.
Speaker 4: Is focusing on the glass half full approach because it
Speaker 4: would be so much more convenient, because sometimes you can't
Speaker 4: be bothered.
Speaker 1: A glass half full of it too.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go so.
Speaker 4: Far as to say that I'm fucking I enjoy things
Speaker 4: Gilley and whatever he said like that was nuts, viscous.
Speaker 6: It makes sense that he's like reminiscing about what it
Speaker 6: was like it.
Speaker 1: Remember I used to play.
Speaker 2: With my own. It's his own. I think it's a
Speaker 2: friend of Dorothy's, aren't.
Speaker 1: I did wonder that. I did wonder. I wonder if
Speaker 1: he has phantom comes, you know, like when you lose
Speaker 1: a limb or or I mean, well he.
Speaker 4: Still has like orgasms, but it doesn't make a man.
Speaker 4: But when people like I said, fuck, that does kind
Speaker 4: of appeal to me.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it does sound appealing. But you know when people
Speaker 1: lose limbs and they can still feel it for years
Speaker 1: after it's gone, Like, I wonder if he still feels it?
Speaker 6: Oh the sheets wait never mine?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like I did with that dream.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, true.
Speaker 2: I was like, why was it wet there? Then?
Speaker 1: Oh god, what an episode this has been?
Speaker 2: Dreamt it happened? I don't know, maybe it.
Speaker 1: Didn't actually happen anyway, all right, well take anybody.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Should we get the fuck out of here? Not
Speaker 2: that we're not having fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go cheers to it. Guys. Three years of
Speaker 1: you gym. Can you believe that?
Speaker 2: I cannot? Yeah, pandemic through most of those years.
Speaker 1: Too, truly, Like it doesn't. It does feel like three years,
Speaker 1: but then again, it doesn't even feel like it's been
Speaker 1: that long.
Speaker 2: That's weird, reckon, We've got three more in us.
Speaker 1: I think so. God, Yeah, it's part of life.
Speaker 2: Like, have we got anything better on?
Speaker 1: Not? At this point. It's been fun. Three years. Good
Speaker 1: on us and thinking for you guys for listening, truly,
Speaker 1: like I couldn't do it if it weren't for.
Speaker 4: Some people are on there just doing the bandwag and
Speaker 4: you've got three years worth. They're catching up to do
Speaker 4: dick here.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: I do love that you're being bitch, stop drinking, you do, truly.
Speaker 1: I like that our back catalog is evergreen, like we're
Speaker 1: not talking about real political events or moments in time
Speaker 1: because you can listen to the old episodes and they
Speaker 1: will make sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you know it's really cringe to listen to though,
Speaker 4: listening to the episodes that we did right as COVID
Speaker 4: started to.
Speaker 2: Become a thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we say things like, oh have you heard
Speaker 4: that if you get it, you have to spend two
Speaker 4: weeks lockdown.
Speaker 2: That sounds lovely, and we're like, I would kill to
Speaker 2: just do nothing for two weeks. That would be beautiful.
Speaker 4: And then fucking after three months of straight lockdown, we're like.
Speaker 1: We're insane. Remember it actually would.
Speaker 4: Be funy to listen back to those things and be like, wow, idiot,
Speaker 4: we had no idea.
Speaker 1: No, Oh god, right, well, thank you for listening. Everyone,
Speaker 1: We love you.
Speaker 4: I remember that time you're the Miley Cyrus concert. You
Speaker 4: had tickets who got canceled because of plavate.
Speaker 2: Oh, you canceled the show just because a couple of
Speaker 2: people might get a sniffle.
Speaker 1: People died. That was the start of it all, really,
Speaker 1: wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was the start.
Speaker 1: Then they canceled the Easter show, which really pissed.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe that there were more people dying in
Speaker 4: New York on a daily basis than the amount that
Speaker 4: died in the nine to eleven attacks. Yes, and that
Speaker 4: was this one event obviously, you know, a horrific one
Speaker 4: negate from that, But there were more people that died
Speaker 4: that day on nine to eleven dying.
Speaker 2: Every day in New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, that's fucked. I also think the
Speaker 1: numbers are still quite high. Like I think people are
Speaker 1: still dying. Just start reporting on it. Remember the daily
Speaker 1: press conferences. Oh my god, every day, this is the
Speaker 1: amount of cases. He's the deaths. It was exhausting.
Speaker 6: We used to sit around and make bets on it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like six ft Dana, We're never getting out of this.
Speaker 1: It's going to be like and.
Speaker 2: We just kept making fucking stupid podcasts the whole time.
Speaker 2: I didn't stop.
Speaker 1: We're the problem.
Speaker 2: That was our coping mechanisms.
Speaker 1: We're here through the end of it. Three years later.
Speaker 2: Hey, well, happy birthday as well.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, Thank you for listening. Everyone. There was
Speaker 1: a five star review. Of course, hit us up, slide
Speaker 1: into the DMS if you've got an in of your own,
Speaker 1: and you'll win something good with price Keeper Jenna.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for listening, Agains, especially you ones that
Speaker 4: have been there from day Dosh three years ago.
Speaker 1: We love you, We love you, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Here's to another three years.
Speaker 5: He's jez.
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 4: It's not a bonus segment because bonus impliance that we're
Speaker 4: offering you something good. Yes, secret segment is because we're
Speaker 4: fucking ashamed of it. It's just nonsense here.
Speaker 1: We try to bury it.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 4: I hope that most people don't discover it. But in
Speaker 4: the space of three years we haven't pulln.
Speaker 2: The wool over you clip that much.
Speaker 1: Now you've all found it.
Speaker 6: Thanks you for having me on chooks.
Speaker 1: Oh it was our pleasure.
Speaker 2: It's just you wrapping up or something.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope the podcast made you feel.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, place to be, people to do.
Speaker 1: Of course I wish that was true for a couple
Speaker 1: of hours. Sound yeah yeah, well yeah three to four
Speaker 1: happy three years.
Speaker 2: Why did you blame the doorbells? There's no other sound
Speaker 2: effect that is celebratory in our system.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I've done it once, so I've like
Speaker 1: set the precedent of the doorbell see Sam.
Speaker 2: See Sam, I did actually think about that before we
Speaker 2: did the episode. I was like, I've kept Mitchell's birthday
Speaker 2: and the anniversary suffer surprise, so he won't have any
Speaker 2: sound effects repaired. So yeah, I really just dug my
Speaker 2: own grave there.
Speaker 1: That's all right. I can get them up if you want. Now.
Speaker 2: I don't like the doorbell one, but that's fine. Keep
Speaker 2: better if it means no gunshow, yeah, because it just
Speaker 2: is so irrelevant. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Who is this?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Why the fuck does that sound even exist? Well, that's
Speaker 2: what happened. In what context would that be used? I
Speaker 2: thought it was the iHeart teap.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe we were talking about, well what
Speaker 1: happens when, because whenever I order a breach, they all
Speaker 1: clapped me in there because they all know who I am.
Speaker 1: They'll go, oh my foods, oh thank you.
Speaker 2: But also ship doorbell? Where's the other dan? They used
Speaker 2: to go ding?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hold on, Maybe we've got it wrong. Maybe
Speaker 1: it is someone who is at their retirement party and
Speaker 1: they're getting to the top of the elevator and the
Speaker 1: door's open and everyone's waiting for them.
Speaker 4: Or it sounds like they've just turned the fastened seatbelt
Speaker 4: sign on on a flight and for some reason that
Speaker 4: made people really happy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, you know what, we love safety? You
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 1: It sounds like the wheel foughtune when they go, I
Speaker 1: have an F? Is there an F? It's what it is?
Speaker 1: It just says dog plus applause.
Speaker 2: And I actually think that you can figured it out, because.
Speaker 1: You know how the not the wheel of fortune. It's
Speaker 1: the will, the one with the letters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the letters and they turn it around.
Speaker 1: I don't know and they and they go, yeah, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: were just reverse engineered the sound effect.
Speaker 2: Well this just makes even less sense that you keep using.
Speaker 2: And if it's Wheel of Fortunate, let's.
Speaker 1: Get to do it again and just get who's making
Speaker 1: that sound? What person.
Speaker 2: Today said? I said, I think it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: good episode. Sorry, don't sound effects.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna put this listing up. Health Jesus.
Speaker 4: By the way, Anthony Darling, we didn't say it, but
Speaker 4: your voice message is being played on the show that
Speaker 4: counts for a prize for.
Speaker 3: Ship absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1: Hit us up, also Anthony. And Anthony's all right, he's fine,
Speaker 1: right health wise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't hear it and everything, so yeah, it's fine. Interesting,
Speaker 4: she gets a notable in his life anymore.
Speaker 1: And literally he.
Speaker 2: Miss missus it a little bit, but he's grateful for
Speaker 2: the convenience here.
Speaker 1: You you should get lunch that's literally your dreamers, the cum
Speaker 1: hater that you are, that you've self expressed on this
Speaker 1: podcast many a time.
Speaker 2: I did say that in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: You said that, yeah, oh is it changed.
Speaker 2: A girl can change, Ah, people can change a lot
Speaker 2: in three years, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: True, You're so right, but you feel were very adamant
Speaker 1: about it. Remember the coke bottle in here and when
Speaker 1: Viral and TikTok the coke bottling.
Speaker 2: Just there's a time and a place for jeers.
Speaker 4: I still get the ick when people say things like
Speaker 4: Anthony did Berry says, I love playing with the gooeyness
Speaker 4: and the stick in. It's like that, Eh, that's not
Speaker 4: cute when you're pointed out. But sometimes in the moment
Speaker 4: you're just like, right, you know what.
Speaker 1: You just maybe hadn't had the right persons come.
Speaker 4: It's so true because when I think about it, I
Speaker 4: was repulsed by come when I wasn't overly fond of
Speaker 4: the people that it was coming here. Yes, yes, And
Speaker 4: now that you have been three years since I went
Speaker 4: on that ranch, things change.
Speaker 1: Well, you've got feelings for someone now, and that's sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. When you've had feelings for someone then
Speaker 1: you like all parts of them and all textures of them.
Speaker 2: And that's beautiful texture.
Speaker 1: And he was very texture orientated. I just like that
Speaker 1: you've changed your tune.
Speaker 2: I did get it in my hair the other day.
Speaker 1: Was it on your head? You never know?
Speaker 2: It's the hair on my head because I've got.
Speaker 1: Hairy toes and sometimes well there's a lot anyway, because
Speaker 1: I can't do it standing up.
Speaker 4: As it's so found to picture. I don't say that
Speaker 4: both tangled in your toe?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Was what the fuck wrong with you?
Speaker 1: You kids?
Speaker 2: Hating good night with that mouth filth, the arth up.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on appreciating that it can be a delicacy.
Speaker 2: It's not like I go about my day thinking about it. No, no,
Speaker 2: but yeah, no.
Speaker 1: Well you know, I think we've really milked that Frault's
Speaker 1: worth noney intended.
Speaker 4: Again, God don't want to end our good Christian anniversary
Speaker 4: on that.
Speaker 2: Can I have some cake?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 1: Where'd you get this cake? It's phenomenal.
Speaker 2: I wish you didn't ask me because now sound a
Speaker 2: bit non cultured. I just got it from the fucking
Speaker 2: I J. Bakery. But the good bit and Rameo's ija
Speaker 2: is very highly regarded in the way that true?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yes, mine's richies, not just any I g a but no,
Speaker 2: you know the bakery bit where I've got it behind
Speaker 2: the glass. Yeah, I had to actually ask for it.
Speaker 4: So it's a deer well, not just some pot of
Speaker 4: fucking supermarket caramel cake.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. It's one of the best caramel cakes
Speaker 1: I've ever had.
Speaker 2: There's just something about it, isn't that.
Speaker 4: I will say that the crumbs have good synergy a
Speaker 4: normal coles of Wooly's mudcake. You take a bite and
Speaker 4: the crumbs you start falling off around you, but they
Speaker 4: cling it on tight chalk.
Speaker 1: And this isn't fluffy. It almost tastes like flowerless, like
Speaker 1: gluten free.
Speaker 2: Maybe, oh that's not a good thing, anything nice. And
Speaker 2: you said that it.
Speaker 1: Almost tastes like the best part of the cakes removed.
Speaker 1: Hayden just sent me a photo out the front of
Speaker 1: our house. They put a full sale sign.
Speaker 2: Why do you just buy it.
Speaker 1: Two point three meal? What for that shack?
Speaker 2: No, you're right. If you're going to drop two point
Speaker 2: three meal, get a better one.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. It's a lot of money. How
Speaker 1: sad uh.
Speaker 2: Would I would love it?
Speaker 4: If that happened to me, honestly, if I got a
Speaker 4: victor from my current apartment. Because I've been wanting to
Speaker 4: move for fucking months. I'm looking at places, I'm going
Speaker 4: to inspections, and it's just slim pickens at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's hopeless.
Speaker 1: It's bad, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't help when there's one more competitor in the
Speaker 2: rental market. Mitchell, Yeah, I know, fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm hoping that the new owners of this house
Speaker 1: want it to be an investment as well and let
Speaker 1: us stay on. They could do their best interest to
Speaker 1: just keep the same tenant.
Speaker 2: They're probably going to kick you out before that can happen, though,
Speaker 2: before you can have that conversation.
Speaker 1: No, No, they're pretty good. They're saying we can stay until
Speaker 1: it sells.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, then what are you moaning about?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: I think what if it sells in two weeks and
Speaker 1: then we're fucked? Yeah, and there's a settlement period, but
Speaker 1: still finding a house in six weeks or eight weeks.
Speaker 1: It's stressful. Oh what is three years? Should we all
Speaker 1: get each other a three year anniversary themed gift? Let
Speaker 1: me google?
Speaker 4: Are there any traditions for like a third birthday or
Speaker 4: a third anniversary.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: You go birthday, I'll go anniversary. Okay, Jen, it's been
Speaker 2: made redundant. We can't trust their googling anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh, all I've got is toys for three year olds,
Speaker 1: free play.
Speaker 2: Kids anniversary gifts, best three year ideas, traditional and modern.
Speaker 1: Here we go tradition.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, oh my god, speaking of our last line
Speaker 4: of conversation, three year anniversary gifts for her.
Speaker 1: Look, oh dear, what is it as a pearl necklace?
Speaker 2: Well, you know i'd be open to it. Why of course,
Speaker 2: Like I said, seamen's only fine if you like the
Speaker 2: person that's coming.
Speaker 1: Excuse you. I've got a very healthy semen. I've had
Speaker 1: three cocktails today, so it will be a bit sweet.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, I have to say I've ruined them
Speaker 1: the mood.
Speaker 2: Anyway. We hope this podcast made you feel three percent better.
Speaker 2: That's all. Just three percent. That's all we can ask.
Speaker 2: So we do good girls should be up to the
Speaker 2: percent for every year.
Speaker 1: That's cute. I love, that's cute. Well, Season four is
Speaker 1: almost wrapping up.
Speaker 2: That's fun. I feel like we launched yesterday.
Speaker 1: I know. And then Season five will be twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Season five, we're gonna have to get new cast members.
Speaker 2: Oh my, shake things.
Speaker 1: Up, welcome them in.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should just for drama and ratings. We should
Speaker 2: have a death.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't know at me.
Speaker 2: No, Jennet's arranging and it's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks Sam, kill him off.
Speaker 2: We can't off Sam.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't off one of the minches.
Speaker 2: No, it's more impactful if it's a lead like Claire
Speaker 2: McLoud dying huge. No one would care for the fucking
Speaker 2: I don't know, the random farm hand next door daring,
Speaker 2: the random farm here next door.
Speaker 1: If they want everyone wants to root. No, because that
Speaker 1: affects the host and you hear how much they're how
Speaker 1: cut up they are about it.
Speaker 2: Test didn't seem that sad.
Speaker 3: Did she know she was sad in one episode? The
Speaker 3: next episode got over here.
Speaker 2: They just launched on into season five.
Speaker 1: When she was the main main character. Do we have
Speaker 1: to die in real life for just audio based?
Speaker 3: No? Real life?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we can't half as well.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you want to bake your death and
Speaker 4: going to witness protection, that's up to you. Maybe maybe,
Speaker 4: because as you can see with the writers, you and
Speaker 4: I we've decided.
Speaker 3: And I mean that's what Jodi did in Mcloud's Daughter.
Speaker 2: Did she she did?
Speaker 1: And how was her career?
Speaker 2: Everyone thought she died that she was actually a witness.
Speaker 1: Imagine that if I just don't do one year of
Speaker 1: the show, then come.
Speaker 2: Back, come out of witness protection. You can't, it's not safe.
Speaker 2: There's so many people that want your dad shit if
Speaker 2: they find out you're still alive.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can brainstorm off the cloud.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't.
Speaker 1: I think it's important to discuss it.
Speaker 4: You get to choose a new name, a new place
Speaker 4: to live a new life. Really, if you're going into
Speaker 4: witness protection, what would it be?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I probably moved to Europe? Really, yeah, Paraguay?
Speaker 3: Do you mean Paraguay?
Speaker 1: Paraguay probably mightame be Palla straight.
Speaker 4: But wouldn't you have to commit to an accent the
Speaker 4: whole time that I think overseas it's too obvious. Just
Speaker 4: go somewhere random in Australia that no one's gonna look, Philip,
Speaker 4: but you.
Speaker 2: Don't know the language, but well speaking English?
Speaker 1: See but that man? Now, I don't think that Mitch
Speaker 1: Jury's living in Paraguay, making butter Monday through Tuesday every
Speaker 1: other day for cause. Catholic Protestant.
Speaker 2: I'm very religious anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I hope it makes you feel it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you whispering? Like very creepy?
Speaker 1: The alcohols get into that into my brain.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, alright, let's go.
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