WEBVTT - #123: Our 3 Year Anniversary!

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know, I had it in the car on

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<v Speaker 1>the way home and I didn't have a spood, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was like an hour a dillo trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>ants out of a hole. Bless yourself for the rude

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<v Speaker 1>shocks of young adultsthood, Bean fingered as an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't been thinking about the right person. Goodness is

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<v Speaker 1>just still to play a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, it's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't forget to include my name in the opener

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<v Speaker 3>this season.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry. No, he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Hello everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello, I've got a good feeling about today episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did too, Because we're back in there's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Few reasons, actually I'll run you through. Then we're back

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<v Speaker 4>in our normal studio. After more than a month not

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<v Speaker 4>being able to use it, and I realized it's because

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<v Speaker 4>during that time mercury was in retrogray. Oh no, by

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<v Speaker 4>the time this episode is out, it is no longer

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<v Speaker 4>in retrograde.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it leaving retrograde?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, becaus mercury retrograde effects your scheduling, It effects technology.

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<v Speaker 4>There was one week we couldn't use this because someone

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<v Speaker 4>fucking spilt a glass of water on the battle. And

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<v Speaker 4>then there's been you know, double bookings and stuff. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I told you once again it was real mercury retrograde.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels good to be back. We also have, after

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<v Speaker 1>i'd say the longest hiatus in history, contraceptive diaphragm. Sam

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<v Speaker 1>has returned to the show. Hello, darling, where have you been.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>More often than not he's actually around. He's a question

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<v Speaker 4>of whether he can be bothered talking to it.

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<v Speaker 1>We all have other jobs as well, guys. Sam is

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<v Speaker 1>also a Blacksmith's very true.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love my leather work.

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<v Speaker 1>You do also, price keeper Genesee High Jenna, Hello, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nothing special. No, I'll tell you other reason why.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got a good feeling about it, Because it's episode one,

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<v Speaker 4>two three, ah, and let's me make it to episode

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<v Speaker 4>one thousand, two hundred and thirty four.

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<v Speaker 2>This will never happen again. We could do two three four, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's less exciting. Starts from one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, true, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>Also another reason I'm keeping for this episode it's a

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<v Speaker 2>long list. No, it is a long list. And the

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<v Speaker 2>next reason is happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yes, it's my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course we remember, didn't we That's what my friends do.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it is what this friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you going going to get something done?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot? Have you got the birthday cake?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? Jenna's got a knife. Where did you pull

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<v Speaker 1>that front?

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<v Speaker 2>And of course I've got a cigarette lighter in my pocket?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we do candles in here? We aren't SANDSI your candle?

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't have any birthday music ready because it's

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<v Speaker 1>my birthday. That's fine. I'll do some tropical music a.

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<v Speaker 4>Happy birthday one candle because I'm like, actually, maybe you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to have an evacuation.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel such a bastard here I want and it's caramel.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, how do you know.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite cake is caral? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I just thought I had a memory of you saying

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<v Speaker 4>that I nearly bought red velvet.

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<v Speaker 2>They were putting it in the box and I was like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>no caramel.

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<v Speaker 1>It is my favorite. I don't think I've said that often.

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<v Speaker 2>I must at some stage because I remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very sweet. Thank you. He's only lit on one side.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm worried about the smoke.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll if I blow it'll, I'll just inhale this.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to thing. We don't have to sing happy,

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<v Speaker 2>but they do happy happy Yeah happy be bad happy

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<v Speaker 2>by too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Hip hat harah, hip hat crac.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll blow it out yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, the cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Need the smoke arm I watch out for the open gasleep.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very sweet. Thank you, guys. Is a nice Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks you. I've got to cut it and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to kiss the closest boy. That's very nice. I'm twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you believe?

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<v Speaker 2>I know you don't look at over twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually a sad age, like I'm not young and

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<v Speaker 1>successful anymore. I'm just mediocre.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're just working, You're not boring.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm part of the workforce.

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<v Speaker 2>I now it used to be like, oh, you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>so well for your age. Yes, yeah, I missed those

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<v Speaker 2>like that stops at twenty six. About halfway through twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>People are like, oh, yeah, that's about right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't care anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to MC a comedy night on the Gold

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<v Speaker 4>Coast recently, and it was like at a UNI comedy

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<v Speaker 4>night on campus at a university, and I was hitting bricks, thinking, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>this is going to be so daunting, like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>big Burley University boys. Oh my god, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>feel so intimidated. And then I realized that I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>the same age as university students anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they're not my peers.

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<v Speaker 2>They're fucking babies. They were eighteen to twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, shit, I'm older than UNI students now.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I see kids on the street and I go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I could be friends with them. No I couldn't. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I save money and have a lot of money and

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<v Speaker 1>superannuation now an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Listen, it's actually not all about you today. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>sorry to steal your thunder, but there's another reason I've

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<v Speaker 2>had a good feeling about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Evendo he's standing up too. Yeah, this is reason number six.

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<v Speaker 2>Jena sam Mitchell happy three year anniversary it is, well,

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<v Speaker 2>it will be this week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just terrible planning on our behalf.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't loop me in with that. It's great planning on

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<v Speaker 2>my behalf. What I've got?

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<v Speaker 1>Did we pay for this?

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<v Speaker 2>You all knew? Yeah? Of course, Hell and.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize that we launched so close to your

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<v Speaker 4>birthday last time it was October four?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, did we the week after? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And we did some secret demos so we would have

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<v Speaker 1>been recording beforehand as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. He even had any bubbly since the

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<v Speaker 2>hundred Oh I know, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Did say we're going to ban from celebrations. Remember well

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that never happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Already died on that hill happy three years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll leave that.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Sam, come in with some bloody plank.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in, Sam speak on Mike too. What a legend.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, coming up today, we're doing a brand

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<v Speaker 2>new segment. It's called Mitch's Quickie. That's all I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you. And we also got a DM from

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<v Speaker 2>a listener that we need to address. You're in trouble

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<v Speaker 2>cherry me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>When am I not?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Later? My birthday show of all things.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, we bean celebrating. Forget about your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wait to hear the montage of love and

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<v Speaker 1>listeners that you've built for me.

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<v Speaker 2>No fucking waylay the one you made.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we probably have a million more listeners than we

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<v Speaker 1>did then, so it would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be fresh anyway. Look, we're all ful. Cheers. Jeez, three

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<v Speaker 2>years of it. Why are the TIRL found a fit?

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<v Speaker 1>iHeartRadio executives west Side for another. Here's a door bell

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<v Speaker 1>outside the studio and then a crowd when the door opens.

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<v Speaker 2>When are you going to fucking hand out the bits

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<v Speaker 2>of cake? Bro? What's the guy who wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Me to cake? Jenner?

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<v Speaker 2>This cake is so dense, This cake is moist.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it good?

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<v Speaker 2>It's gorgeous, It's thick. I'm glad I got the deer one.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something is do we pay for that? Or did

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<v Speaker 1>you pay for that?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Did we pay for that? Or did you?

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<v Speaker 2>I did? It's still the tax right off we're talking

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<v Speaker 2>about it, aren't we?

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<v Speaker 6>That is really very good?

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine being the ATO agent and has to listen to

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<v Speaker 1>this audio when they want to audit you, they go,

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<v Speaker 1>can we just confirm? And this is been listening to

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<v Speaker 1>us chewing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, I gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Look into Jenna. There's some corruption going on with that

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<v Speaker 1>Merriagan service suite.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, yeah, she comes from old money too, so.

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<v Speaker 1>R oh that money dust ridden. Jenna has to keep

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<v Speaker 1>a moth bowl trapping her wallet. That's how old her

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<v Speaker 1>money is.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, should we get into it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me have a quick sip of the punk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I was going to do that while you forward announced.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Well if it is your first time listening, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone sip Now, this is it just me? Every week

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<v Speaker 1>we start the show the same way to gym something

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<v Speaker 1>we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've been doing it that way for three years now.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you want us to change, fuck off. We're

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<v Speaker 1>full the vigioms of Egypt, full of it. Mitch doesn't mind,

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<v Speaker 1>do you?

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<v Speaker 6>Minch good?

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<v Speaker 1>No idea, I don't know. We bring him to the table.

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<v Speaker 1>We also have it is it just you? Coming up

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<v Speaker 1>your chance? The listeners will be on the show with

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<v Speaker 1>a very interesting is it issue. We don't normally tease them,

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<v Speaker 1>but we have a fan who has seen one of

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<v Speaker 1>us in the flesh and they've got some comments on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is this I don't know about this, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>obviously about me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh who's talking smack?

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's not smack. But they've seen you in the

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<v Speaker 1>wild and they had some observations. That's all I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to say. So, if you were you mean to a server,

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<v Speaker 1>were you rude to anyone?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. But I do just kind of

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<v Speaker 2>have that way with people.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a certain malaise. But once you know you, you

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<v Speaker 1>realize that that's just that's the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks genuine.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, anyway, we'll have that up on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we start if you want?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So what is this? Is this like episode one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and twenty three and it's our three year anniversary and.

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<v Speaker 2>Your birthday, birth and victory in retrogades? Over reason is

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<v Speaker 2>the celebrate.

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<v Speaker 1>One more reason. I'm going to let you go first.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, God, you're good tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's another reason to celebrate. Thank you all for that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Airpod's the perfect excuse to pretend you didn't hear someone

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<v Speaker 2>talking to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I did this today. I did this today.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>There was construction workers out in front of my house,

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<v Speaker 1>in front of my car, and they were like, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>needed me to move, and I didn't have the band

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<v Speaker 1>with him with my brain, yeah exactly, So I put

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<v Speaker 1>my AirPods in, didn't play any music, but just went

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<v Speaker 1>to my cars, pointed to them, and got in my car.

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<v Speaker 1>I did this today. It works.

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<v Speaker 2>Really.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't have picked you to be one of those types.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you'd just thought it an audience.

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<v Speaker 1>I got my attention, no, no, no, but I did

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<v Speaker 1>run them both over, so I did get the audience

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<v Speaker 1>in the end.

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<v Speaker 4>It happened to me twice when I was in Brisbane

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<v Speaker 4>for my comedy shows last week. The first time was

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<v Speaker 4>at Brisbane Airport and I spotted someone and went on

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<v Speaker 4>a date with.

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<v Speaker 2>Earlier this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>talk to them. We walked past each other and I

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<v Speaker 4>thought sweet, we didn't even notice. But then I heard

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<v Speaker 4>him turn around and go oh hey Mitch, and I

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<v Speaker 4>just kept walking because again, air pods were in, there

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<v Speaker 4>were nothing playing, so I absolutely wholeheartedly did hear him.

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<v Speaker 2>But I could just easily have that excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. But they don't know. Clearly unless they

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this, they wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he does this, and yeah, I hope

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<v Speaker 2>not anyway, Fine, there's no love lost there.

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<v Speaker 1>I do it all the time and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have the big air pods, like the big

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<v Speaker 1>AirPod maxis so then yeah, but sometimes the little ones,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're a big person and you got to

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<v Speaker 1>figure like they can hide him there, you can't see

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<v Speaker 1>the whole Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And with the long hair, yeah, long hair just disappears

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<v Speaker 6>and then you just if you genuinely don't hear him,

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<v Speaker 6>you just look like a dick.

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<v Speaker 2>People think I'm They probably think I'm so rude because

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<v Speaker 2>so they can't even see my AirPods.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh shit, now your hairs are off and up

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<v Speaker 1>isn't It wouldn't. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But it happened twice in Brisman, and the second time

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<v Speaker 4>I was coming home back to the hotel quite late. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was right out in the front of the

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<v Speaker 4>hotel about talking. So my social battery was well and

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<v Speaker 4>truly trained at that point. And I heard someone go, oh, Borrow,

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<v Speaker 4>are you that guy that works on radio? And I thought, well, a,

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<v Speaker 4>that's not factually true, and b I can't be fucked

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<v Speaker 4>ye see, I've got airports in song is gonna pretend

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<v Speaker 4>I can't hear him? So I ignored him, kept walking,

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<v Speaker 4>and someone with him goes, who's that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know him.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, oh, he works for Kyle Sandalinz. And his

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<v Speaker 4>friend goes, oh, that makes sense. He's as fat as

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<v Speaker 4>Kyle Sandalinz. What And it kicked me so much self.

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<v Speaker 2>Restrained to turn around and knock him the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, I've already pretended I didn't hear them,

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<v Speaker 2>so I have to pretend I didn't hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell, I was like, how rude and how inaccurate?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they said I was with you, Jesus Christ, who's

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<v Speaker 1>that blimp?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, oh no, it's fine. You know, I'm one

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<v Speaker 2>of those you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, being fat's not a bad thing. It's not an

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<v Speaker 4>insult whatever, you know, body positive, all that shit. But

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<v Speaker 4>then there was a little part of me that was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 4>what else did people say when they think I can't

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<v Speaker 4>hear them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my god, I would hate to hear what

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<v Speaker 1>some people say.

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<v Speaker 2>I better not to think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, No, I agree? Do you read the threads

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<v Speaker 1>of Twitter threads and comments on content, or read the

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<v Speaker 1>comments on your stuff you put out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure I don't see each and everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, it's when I do posts on other people

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<v Speaker 4>of account, like if I'm doing something for a brand,

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<v Speaker 4>I usually don't take those because, like, my people are

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<v Speaker 4>quite lovely to me, yes, but when it goes out

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<v Speaker 4>to you know, the fucking KFC Instagram account, I don't really.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got into a fight over someone about one of

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<v Speaker 1>your videos one you did tell me Spotify and they

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<v Speaker 1>were criticizing the Spotify of at all, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>commented like fuck you, like it was very new ones

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a real detailed, thought out response, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was arguing about it was a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll be your defender in the comments.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to. It's fine. I don't even look,

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<v Speaker 2>so what I don't know won't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, true, Amen? All right, what should we do? My agent?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah if you want, Yeah, I'll have a super champagne

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. I love to say I'm still in here.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, it's fine, you can still Is that my cue?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I can just.

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<v Speaker 1>God, no, no, no, No, this is actually good because

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<v Speaker 1>we were losing our straight women audience, so it's nice

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<v Speaker 1>to have you back. Can you just talk sexy for seeing?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, talk about how moist the cake is or no.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think it doesn't matter how sexy your voice is.

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<v Speaker 6>You could get like Morgan Freeman talking about how beautiful

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<v Speaker 6>and moisty something is, and you could do nothing for anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the word moist there's nothing cute about that.

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<v Speaker 1>For us as well. You don't want to moist aenus

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself. No, you want to add the moisture. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to. You don't want to be way o moisture.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not self sourcing.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to precipitate yourself.

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<v Speaker 6>No one says they're going, yeah, I just want to

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<v Speaker 6>just fuel your swamp past.

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<v Speaker 1>And it is that because it's sweat too.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we not?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you said I'm gonna have my supper champagne before

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<v Speaker 4>we did thedem you haven't even done that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm drag I also had a boozy lunch before this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am a bit tipsy. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you also have an animated film moment that will

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<v Speaker 1>make you cry? Regardless of age or position in life.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, no, really, no, really, I think you will.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I can't cry on cue ever, Like if I

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<v Speaker 4>watch a movie for the first time and it's upsetting,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll probably cry then, But if I go and try

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<v Speaker 4>and relive.

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<v Speaker 2>It, I didn't we try and do that here once

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<v Speaker 2>did we?

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<v Speaker 1>I watched some.

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<v Speaker 4>Disney movie and it made me cry, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is the first time I've cried at a film

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<v Speaker 4>in years, And so you put it on to see

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<v Speaker 4>if I would cry and nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, shocking. Was it happened the clouds or something? Generally, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Any pressure involved, it doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, let me tell you why, because I

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<v Speaker 1>interviewed Billy Eilish. Let me just pick up that name

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<v Speaker 1>get dropped, and in her famous Happier Than Ever artwork,

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<v Speaker 1>she's crying right like, there's a tier in the album artwork.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I thought i'd ask, is is it a

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<v Speaker 1>real tier? Because it sounds like a dumb question, But

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<v Speaker 1>when you're like on a shoot all day and you're filming,

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<v Speaker 1>like to get that one moment where you actually cried

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<v Speaker 1>could be hard.

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<v Speaker 4>The very in depth question from an interviewer who thank you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you would never have thought to ask that.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is what happened. When I asked Billy how

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<v Speaker 1>she got the tier. In Happier, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Try to make myself cry. Can't figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you pinch yourself?

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<v Speaker 5>No, dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, somebody pull up Spirit the Horse.

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<v Speaker 6>Animated horse movie and pull up that scene where he's

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<v Speaker 6>galloping through the desert and the cowboys.

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<v Speaker 2>Are trying to capture him and they break him and

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<v Speaker 2>they turnam into Yeah, cry cried, Oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 2>movie makes me a ball.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes that ball Spirit the Horse film.

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<v Speaker 2>But nothing sad happened in the scene. He says, galloping,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what horses do.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch the whole dog that was a biting dog. Well

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of sounded. I don't know, it's so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Less scathing in an American accent dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog. There's definitely a w in there. Dog softened dog. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Spirit Now the horse gets captured by the hunters and

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<v Speaker 1>glue they turned into glue. Oh yeah, they turn horses

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<v Speaker 1>into glue.

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<v Speaker 2>That parents cut off the ending. I've never seen that pass.

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<v Speaker 6>Really, it was I just cut off in the Channel

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<v Speaker 6>seven version. I just taped the VHS.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I've not seen it. Jenna, you're a horse? Girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you seen?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you? Where are you getting that information from them?

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>The comments, everyone's going glue because Billy gets cut off

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<v Speaker 1>before she says it, and everyone in the comments glue.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets turned to glue. Maybe he does it in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie, but that's what happens to horses, right, they

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<v Speaker 1>get turned to glue.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought dog food? Isn't that outworks?

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<v Speaker 5>Dog food? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>There was a doctor factory right near my primary schools.

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<v Speaker 4>Every morning would get to school and it's more like

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<v Speaker 4>dead horse, Oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, going through and they're just like, look, oh dear,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, anyway, I haven't. I haven't an animated film

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<v Speaker 1>that makes me cry every time?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one?

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<v Speaker 1>This moment in the Lion King. You have to be

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<v Speaker 1>a cold dead heart if you don't cry. When Simba's

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<v Speaker 1>in that drive out, Oh the stampede, Oh the stampede,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's going, where's my lyon dad? What's his name? Faster?

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<v Speaker 1>And then there come the deer antelope is an antelope?

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<v Speaker 1>Cans an t look?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And they chase him, Oh my god. And then Simba

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<v Speaker 1>gets stampeded. Ulfuster does everything he can to save him,

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<v Speaker 1>and Mulfusser still dies all the hands of claw what's

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<v Speaker 1>his name?

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<v Speaker 5>Star fuck sad clearly really hit me hard.

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<v Speaker 2>All the Wilderbeast. It wasn't a fucking antelope. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a wilder beat. Scary, true, And so you have to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the end bit when he's going Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, d wake up, you gotta go home, and

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<v Speaker 1>he looks at Scar and Scar goes, I did it, kid, No, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Says, He tells him he did it.

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<v Speaker 1>He gasoled him, Oh did he? Yeah? And from the

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<v Speaker 1>goosition about the way.

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<v Speaker 2>And never return, he thinks, maybe makes him cry to detail.

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<v Speaker 1>Claws in the claw, Scar, Scar live fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Prince Charles.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, just everyone knows he's pouring champagne on his face,

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<v Speaker 4>so it looks like he's crying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm crying. I'm ring, I'm crying.

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't even gotten to the sad bit you were

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<v Speaker 4>describing yet, Oh are you joking?

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<v Speaker 1>And that was champagne? My eyes burning on the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, they cut the video off. I think the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? You got something on your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to

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<v Speaker 1>get yourself on the shoe. All right, you can hit

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<v Speaker 1>us up in our DMS couple of mitches. Your chance

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<v Speaker 1>to have an insiterest you of your own isn't Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me? Contact Price, keep you Jenna, win yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a prize.

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<v Speaker 2>If you hear yourself on the show. Obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, what's going on today? Apparently it's someone who's crossed

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<v Speaker 4>paths with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So this is Zach from Brisbane. Zach, welcome, Hi mate.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey guys, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We Jachary.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he sounds a bit tense.

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<v Speaker 4>I very rarely remember names, but I'm pretty sure he

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<v Speaker 4>worked for Virgin Airlines.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he was a virgin.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it is correct. I am a virgin.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will say this. I was about to board

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<v Speaker 2>the flight back to Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I had AirPods in they actually were playing something.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and I heard him say, oh, I love the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I listened to it on the way here today. Actually

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, thanks, So I even talked over

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<v Speaker 2>what I was listening to.

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<v Speaker 1>It might not be a good experience for Zack. Zach

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to get you to do an m okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll count you in and then you hit us

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<v Speaker 1>with your story.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, by the way, before we move on, I need

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<v Speaker 4>to say I'm so sorry for the way I sounded.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a big night the night before and I'd

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<v Speaker 4>lost my voice. I was like, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, hold on, I need to know what Zach wants

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<v Speaker 1>to say. First of all, So Zach, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>count you in then hit us with your region. Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 7>You absolutely hate the phrase watch this space. I can't

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<v Speaker 7>fucking stand it. Like you know when someone that you

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<v Speaker 7>went to high school with starts some shitty business and

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<v Speaker 7>then make an Instagram page and it's just like, watch

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<v Speaker 7>this space, good things coming soon waiting.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry to interrupt everyone, but Mitch's over there

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<v Speaker 4>shrugging his shoulder, looking very confused.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not what you thought that was going to

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<v Speaker 1>come on and say, is it just me or does

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell Kumbzy to fly business class Sack? I thought that's

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<v Speaker 1>what was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 7>I know he definitely does, though he was in a

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<v Speaker 7>shit seat road fucking nineteen. Still, come on to lose

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<v Speaker 7>your travel agent let's get you a better one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean you're in charge of the free upgrades bubs.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, because we can't have you sitting in row nineteen.

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<v Speaker 7>That was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy. I was happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on harder, because that's what I wanted from you, Zach.

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<v Speaker 1>So you work for virgin, you're not a virgin and

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<v Speaker 1>you served Mitchell. What happened? Did he walk on? And

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<v Speaker 1>did you notice? Did you? Or did you only notice

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<v Speaker 1>when he was sitting down? And you thought that a

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<v Speaker 1>lovely woman upfront and until you saw them from the

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<v Speaker 1>front went, that's my Mitchell Combs.

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<v Speaker 7>I honestly wasn't even paying attention. And then I saw

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<v Speaker 7>the name like the scamboarding cut passes. It comes up

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<v Speaker 7>on my screen and I got the buck. I looked

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<v Speaker 7>up and then I saw this like real homeless looking

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<v Speaker 7>man and it turned out with Mitchell kumb.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to know what a rough morning I

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<v Speaker 2>had that day.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so your voice was not there.

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<v Speaker 4>I got home so late, and then someone called me

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<v Speaker 4>fat in the hotel lobby and then I did what

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<v Speaker 4>any person who's it's been called fat does and I

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<v Speaker 4>ordered McDonald's and then I fell asleep before it arrived,

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<v Speaker 4>and I woke up to all these miscalls saying I've arrived.

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<v Speaker 2>My food was just rotting out the front to the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did not look well. I did not sound well,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, it's so nice to read.

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<v Speaker 1>Why now? And could you not have like thrown him

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<v Speaker 1>a free upgrade, Zach? Do you have that power or

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<v Speaker 1>given him an exit row?

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<v Speaker 7>At least I do have that power, yes, But sadly

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<v Speaker 7>the flight was completely full when you were boarding. You

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<v Speaker 7>got to hit us up a check in before boarding.

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<v Speaker 2>I was lucky to make it in time, took. I

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<v Speaker 2>was grateful to be on the fucking plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And did you hear his croaky voice?

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<v Speaker 7>I did, like barely. It was so bad it was

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<v Speaker 7>I literally said it in the message. When I message

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<v Speaker 7>you guys, I was like, is he okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have sounded well that day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why Zach's calling it's more of a welfare check.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I really thought I scrubbed up quite nicely.

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<v Speaker 1>And why weren't you in his live show? Zach?

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<v Speaker 7>I'll be honest, I didn't even know you were doing

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<v Speaker 7>live shows up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Every week.

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<v Speaker 7>That's the core effort, all right?

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good of asholes like you that don't buy tickets

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<v Speaker 4>that I can't yet afford business class.

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<v Speaker 2>You can live with that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's full circles.

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<v Speaker 7>We sold out anyway, it was yeah, got a point,

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<v Speaker 7>no help of your own.

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<v Speaker 2>Well watch this space, Sack. I'll let you know when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm next in Bristol.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll watch this space.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks for coming on the show. Don't forget to message. Generally,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me will do.

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<v Speaker 2>By and lovely to meet.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you spend hours on the phone with him trying

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<v Speaker 1>to prep them and save this and then Bradley will

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<v Speaker 1>count you in and then we'll say is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Or then you finish the sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe he thought it looked timeless.

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<v Speaker 1>That was very rude. I didn't look that self admitted,

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<v Speaker 1>though you said you didn't. You didn't look good.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel good. I thought I looked amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just after the shows.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and when I was flying back and I just

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<v Speaker 4>run into that guy i'd gone on a date with.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, not a great morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say? I thought it was going to be uplifting.

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<v Speaker 1>The message he sent was I saw Mitchell and the

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<v Speaker 1>plane and he needs to be on in business and

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<v Speaker 1>I went, this is hilarious. I didn't realize he was

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<v Speaker 1>going to rip you.

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<v Speaker 2>He was literally just saying, you're home. That's not a

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<v Speaker 2>good looks said.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, if you want to get on the show, h

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of mitch slide to the d M. If

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<v Speaker 1>you see us out in the public looking disgusting, get

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. How did the show you felt? How

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<v Speaker 1>did the shows go? By the way that I heard

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<v Speaker 1>that were.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, brilliant, great?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeay.

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<v Speaker 4>Previously, Melbourne was my best ever show, but sars Melbourne. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>do you want to know who else I ran into

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<v Speaker 4>in Brisbane? Do you remember how you famously forgot my

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<v Speaker 4>birthday on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Sam, He's talking to you, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then it wasn't until a caller came on and reminded

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<v Speaker 4>you and said, happy birthday, Mitchel.

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<v Speaker 2>I met her. I met Caitlyn. She actually did say, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I listened to the rest of the episode. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>for causing all that tension. I'm glad you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm gonna start calling her. She tried to split

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<v Speaker 1>us up, she tried to break up the boys. She did.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably would have brought it up if she didn't

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<v Speaker 2>would you have after the Yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, hit us up a couple of into the dms

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<v Speaker 1>and when yourself something fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. You know how I left trash Ally the other

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<v Speaker 2>podcast recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I remember, and that was the right choice to make.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, I certainly don't regret it. I do feel

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<v Speaker 4>like it was the correct decision for me at the time.

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<v Speaker 4>But one thing I do regret about leaving is that

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of miss talking about all the pop culture

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<v Speaker 4>stuff we used to cover, like all the entertainment celebrity crab.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Actually that was a fun part of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>When I filled in. I enjoyed doing it, like bringing

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<v Speaker 1>celeb glass.

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<v Speaker 4>It was good, and we don't really do a lot

0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:17.400
<v Speaker 4>of that here. I think we should keep it that way.

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<v Speaker 4>We shouldn't, you know, become trash Alley and dedicate a

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<v Speaker 4>whole episode to celebrity bullshit. However, what I'd like to propose,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just a quickie, Darling.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little.

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<v Speaker 4>Quickie, calling it Mitch's quickie, because rather than dedicating the

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:32.200
<v Speaker 4>whole episode of Celebs, I just do it a little bit,

0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:34.960
<v Speaker 4>a little slice of the show, abe a couple of

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<v Speaker 4>things in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll keep it short and sweet. How do we feel

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<v Speaker 2>about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I can get across a crock long In years, I've

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<v Speaker 1>just built for a quickie these days.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your longest non quickie longest in the bedroom?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like with breaks and like cuddling and stuff like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yet two hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe a bit shorter, longer than an hour, but

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<v Speaker 1>less than.

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<v Speaker 2>Two I'd say the same actually, like.

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<v Speaker 1>A short animated film length. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate to ask what Sam's record is? Fucking hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The band?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 6>No, no one, listen, hang on. I have to think

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:18.280
<v Speaker 6>probably we could be here for if I'm gonna go

0:26:18.400 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 6>down your route, so you have the cuddling and the

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<v Speaker 6>thing to go. Yeah, yeah, you're maybe like forul wow yeow.

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<v Speaker 1>Multiple finishes in that or is there one finish?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, multiple?

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<v Speaker 6>But also you can't start late afternoon and then it

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 6>goes into the night. Then you go get a pizza

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<v Speaker 6>or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, that doesn't counts an intermission pause the tim Yeah,

0:26:40.280 --> 0:26:41.119
<v Speaker 2>what are you in the bedroom?

0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Helton? Intermission? Sam has programs merch congrats.

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<v Speaker 2>And when it's about to go back into the bedroom,

0:26:49.800 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 2>he just lets off this. The next fuck will come.

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<v Speaker 2>Please find your bed just so.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a lovely young man. That's just standing at the door,

0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:03.760
<v Speaker 6>just ushering people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no glass allowed in here.

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<v Speaker 4>No photography and recording of any kind is strictly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just shut your eyes for the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god. And then Jenna, how long was the kiki

0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>two week long trip?

0:27:23.520 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 2>Three weeks?

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<v Speaker 7>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna beats as Wow, what are the odds?

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 4>It was like a real late It wasn't the same

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:30.879
<v Speaker 4>person the whole time, but she was being fingered at

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 4>all times.

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<v Speaker 2>Past the baton, brother, we're drunk ship, tipsy ship?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's the segment? Mitches?

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:44.960
<v Speaker 4>Mitch's cookie is what it's called? Okay, fuck, I can't

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:46.080
<v Speaker 4>even remember what I was going to do for these.

0:27:46.119 --> 0:27:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Now we've gone a bit tittly.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll work it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you not heard the word titly?

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:50.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:27:50.480 --> 0:27:51.399
<v Speaker 1>I like the word titty.

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:56.679
<v Speaker 2>He would like tipsy titty. I've not heard that he

0:27:56.720 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 2>didn't grow up in middle Australia, Like, yeah.

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that where you were from? Middle?

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<v Speaker 2>Middle class?

0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:04.959
<v Speaker 1>Middle class?

0:28:05.440 --> 0:28:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you were like mutton dresses, lamb in the

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 2>shin class.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you. No, I wasn't wealthy by any means.

0:28:12.440 --> 0:28:17.160
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't in part. Apparently you've got no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shall we do this? Do this chegment? Wow?

0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:31.760
<v Speaker 4>Yes, let's get this quickie over and done with. So

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<v Speaker 4>Australian idols coming back?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear?

0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I did?

0:28:35.080 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 1>I did love the whole line up. I think it's fantastic,

0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:39.960
<v Speaker 1>do you Yeah, interesting choices, but at the end of

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 1>the day, I think it's good.

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:43.120
<v Speaker 2>It's well we knew that Kyle was coming back. Carl

0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Sandlin's obviously.

0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the original grumpy Judge.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he was the original. He wasn't even

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<v Speaker 2>in the original theory was he. I think he.

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<v Speaker 4>Replaced he replaced. Yeah, that's right. And eventually they brought

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<v Speaker 4>Dick go back and.

0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:56.200
<v Speaker 1>It was all for Oh so it's like one of

0:28:56.200 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 1>those Mendela effects. I think that he was always the

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<v Speaker 1>one mean judge.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, in a way interesting but yeah, he's coming back.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he was saying that he wanted to get

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<v Speaker 4>one Australian and the Australian is Amy Shark.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Pause for comments.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Amy. She's lovely, she's great a bunch of times.

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 1>She's very sweet, she's very funny. She has a sense

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:18.640
<v Speaker 1>of humor that I don't think many people realize like

0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:20.960
<v Speaker 1>her songs are a bit silly, so a bit sad.

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 2>So I think I love about her. That's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>But it will be interesting to see how she goes

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<v Speaker 4>to the judge. I feel like she's too nice to judge.

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<v Speaker 6>No, but she'll go down the Marshall route because you

0:29:30.680 --> 0:29:32.880
<v Speaker 6>can be kind and do the whole thing. And also

0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:33.720
<v Speaker 6>she's a bit indie.

0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:35.479
<v Speaker 1>I think she'd be the nice one that doesn't give

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:37.080
<v Speaker 1>any like she's middle of the ground.

0:29:37.280 --> 0:29:40.280
<v Speaker 4>And then for the US star, they've got Meghan Trainer, oh,

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:43.960
<v Speaker 4>which is like everyone knows who that is, but no

0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 4>one's overly excited to hear that name.

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 2>No one's going to tune in for Meghan Trainer. That's

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<v Speaker 2>just my opinion though.

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:53.320
<v Speaker 4>No mean Trainer, known for such hits as what oh

0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 4>my God, I've Got it, will.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait all about that Jenna, because you'll know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's Meghan trainor Yes, and last but not least, they're

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:06.480
<v Speaker 4>really hyping up Harry Chronic Jr.

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 2>They're saying, ah, you'll love this lady.

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're kind of making him the main drawer cup

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:12.800
<v Speaker 4>but I don't even know who that is.

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Should I know who that is? No?

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know where you will know. This is the

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:18.560
<v Speaker 1>most Mitchell Kumb's reference ever. Remember on Hey, Hey, it's

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Saturday or red Faces when they did blackface like five.

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to explain to me how that's a

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell koombs Middle Australia now, because it's a murmuring a

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>moment in Australian culture. I think it's disgusting.

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 2>It's a torrible moment.

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Yes, think you know? Can we condemn it? Oh?

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 2>You know what, so Mitchell Kumb's the Solen Generation?

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>God No, no, no, I'm just saying.

0:30:42.880 --> 0:30:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Tooth your worth, Cad. But no, I don't know him

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 2>from a block of soapal Haven't.

0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:49.960
<v Speaker 1>You seen that when he's on Jendino. Yeah, I know

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 1>he's on Saturday and they're doing red Faces and an

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Australian actoror in blackface doing the Jackson five and it's

0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 1>disgusting and everyone's laughing in the audience and Harry Kntic

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Junior is like, this is act.

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 2>But he wasn't one of the people in black face.

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:04.240
<v Speaker 1>No, he was the guest judge and he was judging

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 1>the talent shows, okay, and he was like, hold on,

0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 1>is this is this is being punked and he actually

0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 1>called out didn't on TV and he's like, if this

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 1>happened in America, like you'd be persecuted. It's very embarrassing. Anyway,

0:31:17.520 --> 0:31:19.800
<v Speaker 1>That's what I know Harry Conic Junior from.

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Surely he's got more. She don't need the resume than that.

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I think he sings, he plays the pan flute.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think he's involved an idol in the US, maybe,

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:31.320
<v Speaker 6>I think so.

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping they'd get Katy Perry imagine because she's

0:31:34.760 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 2>in Australia anyway, because her route Orlando was in that

0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 2>film in Queensland, so.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.480
<v Speaker 4>She's hanging around. She knows how to be an idol judge.

0:31:42.480 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 4>She goes American Idol. She's not busy, so like shortly

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:49.880
<v Speaker 4>she could have done it, but no, no, bitterly disappointed,

0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 4>but you know, I'll still watch, obviously.

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:53.719
<v Speaker 1>I'll be watching. And the hosts are interesting too. It's

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Ricky Lee right love yeah, I love in full Circle

0:31:56.800 --> 0:31:58.479
<v Speaker 1>because she was an original. She didn't win, but she

0:31:58.480 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 1>was a contestant, right.

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was. It's like she came forth or something.

0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So as she is hosting it alongside Scott Tweety, Yeah,

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 2>that's interesting. Yeah, No, he's a safe pick.

0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I think he's a very safe pair, very vanilla, very

0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 1>handsome man, tweety lovely guy. Oh yeah, he's been around forever.

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 1>He's got my future hairstyle Google Scott tweety hair. He's gorgeous.

0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 1>He's got the quiff, but he's starting. He's probably almost.

0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Forty quifft the wrong vowl.

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 1>What did I say?

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:29.080
<v Speaker 2>You said quafft. Yeah, you just swapped out the wrong vowel.

0:32:29.000 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 1>A coffee in New York. He's got a quiff and

0:32:32.880 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 1>it's got gray flex in it, and it looks gorgeous.

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 1>And that's what I want when I'm turning in a

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>mid thirties, early forties, I.

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:40.360
<v Speaker 4>Thought that having a gray streak in the front of

0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 4>your hair was a side effect of diabetes.

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:43.600
<v Speaker 1>You could get that.

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:44.720
<v Speaker 2>It's a matter of time.

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:47.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, have a slice that cake. I'll have it

0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 1>by the end of the show.

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:54.480
<v Speaker 4>Also, apparently Bucking and Pallas are freaking out because the

0:32:54.520 --> 0:32:58.080
<v Speaker 4>next season of The Crown is coming soon November nine,

0:32:58.160 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 4>to be exact, which I'm quite excited about.

0:33:00.560 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I dropped out minch of the show. I did too

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>when of watching it. How much did you watch first

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 1>season and then gave up. I told you you.

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:13.240
<v Speaker 2>Start from season four season four.

0:33:13.280 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 3>I love season one and two, and I didn't want

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 3>them to change the actors. That's why I didn't continue.

0:33:18.240 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 2>It's better in the middle three and four.

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 4>It I've heard because I've only watched season four and

0:33:22.600 --> 0:33:25.440
<v Speaker 4>then I had an increased curiosity about the Royal family

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:28.160
<v Speaker 4>after Liz Carcter that I've just started watching season one

0:33:28.200 --> 0:33:28.680
<v Speaker 4>and two.

0:33:28.840 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 2>And cle over. She makes the Queen look pathetic.

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 1>She does a bit what the Queen was when she

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 1>are you calling? I was Susan her first, the first.

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 2>When she got she got it. She was mean, Yeah,

0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:50.160
<v Speaker 2>but she wasn't that pathetic.

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 1>They do make her out to be so softly spoken

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 1>and dumb. They make her out to be so uneducated.

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:58.440
<v Speaker 4>Which is also I didn't know that she had no

0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:01.400
<v Speaker 4>formal education. That's hilarious for some reason. But Queen didn't

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:01.959
<v Speaker 4>go to school.

0:34:02.080 --> 0:34:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I know, he's not funny boy, you think about it,

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Where would she goes? You can't go to school.

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 2>She's a will and Kate's kids just started at a

0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:09.640
<v Speaker 2>new school, so I think they can.

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 6>True.

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 2>She watched the Queen when she was.

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>She was another money when she was buying using that

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 1>money to buy stuff at the tuck shop.

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.759
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, you need to watch it from season four

0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 2>onwards because that's when Diana comes into it.

0:34:22.560 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 4>Olivia commons much better than that. Fucking no, she's shut up,

0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:29.040
<v Speaker 4>don't know. She's really good, She's really great. And I'm

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:31.279
<v Speaker 4>a little bit shitty that they're changing cards again for

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:34.320
<v Speaker 4>season five. But the reason that they're worried at Buckingham Palace,

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:37.080
<v Speaker 4>Bloody Royal h Q is because this is when they

0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:41.240
<v Speaker 4>get into the nitty gritty of what a scumback Prince Charles, sorry,

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:43.799
<v Speaker 4>King Charles was in the past. It covered off all

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 4>the divorces and affairs and whatnot.

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 2>So well, our royal prink.

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Call, Yes, Jenne, Netflix might be calling us, we have

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:54.240
<v Speaker 1>a prink call. We had, Oh yeah, the Royal.

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Don't put our name to the Royal.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Someone commented that going or the new Royal prink call

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:01.719
<v Speaker 1>a prink call, It was a real call. Interesting, So

0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:03.839
<v Speaker 1>he was a scumback because he cheated on Diana while

0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:05.399
<v Speaker 1>they were married with Camilla, is it right?

0:35:05.520 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, the phone call infamous phone call you right.

0:35:09.239 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 4>And because they just like to like I'm well aware

0:35:12.160 --> 0:35:14.799
<v Speaker 4>watching The Crown that everything has been embellished.

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 2>They fact checked with royal experts, but they've.

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 4>Probably fucking turned things up a few notches and've blown

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 4>out of proportion. And I'm aware watching that. So they're

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 4>probably going to make him look like ten times the

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 4>asshole that he actually was. Yeah, right, and so yes,

0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:30.719
<v Speaker 4>because he's now the king. Yeah, they're like, fuck me,

0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:33.120
<v Speaker 4>we're going into damage control before it's even been done.

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 1>You think they'd take the press, you know, any press

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 1>is good press, really, and it's Netflix great views, Like

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 1>if it's BS, I'm ben and make from that at all,

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 1>no no being talked about. They'll get fans out of that,

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>believe it or not.

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:44.719
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:46.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I've learned some weird shit about the Royals

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 4>that did not make my opinion of them better by

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:51.120
<v Speaker 4>watching The Crown. Oh like what like the fact that

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:54.080
<v Speaker 4>they've got two relatives with mental disabilities that they just

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:57.000
<v Speaker 4>cut off all communication from and basically hid away in

0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 4>an asylum because they thought that it would bring shame

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 4>to the family and people would lose faith in their

0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:05.160
<v Speaker 4>ability to rule the monarch because they've got mental disability

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 4>in their blood lives.

0:36:06.400 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 3>The Kennedy family was the exact same. JFK's sister was

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 3>mentally ill. She had a bottomy and everything, and they

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:14.359
<v Speaker 3>just forgot about her.

0:36:14.600 --> 0:36:19.720
<v Speaker 1>And are they alive still not now? Because that's awful.

0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 1>That makes me sad.

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:23.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and because they were in like a mental institution,

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:25.880
<v Speaker 4>everyone thought that they were insane, saying no, I'm the

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:29.800
<v Speaker 4>Queen's cousin. They're like okay, but they actually were.

0:36:30.520 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 1>That's really sad, right, that's rough. But also is that

0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:38.759
<v Speaker 1>Lizzie's choice or was that just the business that is

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:40.320
<v Speaker 1>the royal family in Buckingham Palace?

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:44.800
<v Speaker 4>The choice with her, she can override those fucking idiots,

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 4>her advisors, who I hate watching that show.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:48.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, shut up.

0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love the sister Margaret.

0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 1>She apparently lesbian.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 2>My grandchild did.

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:01.799
<v Speaker 3>My grandfather danced with her, so he was invited to

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 3>a royal dance. It was supposed to be with a queen,

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:08.279
<v Speaker 3>but she couldn't turn up, so it was her and

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:10.520
<v Speaker 3>they had so much fun with her. She was such

0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:11.360
<v Speaker 3>a party animal.

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I did watch recently who played your grandfather?

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 2>We'll see interesting, I said, I watched it.

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Vaccine Yeah, wow, I can't wait to watch that. I

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>will watch that season.

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:26.759
<v Speaker 2>Then no, you must season four onwards. This is all

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:27.440
<v Speaker 2>you need to watch.

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 4>And also Nicki Minaj's fans keeps selling a shit on eBay,

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 4>which is a bit weird, isn't it.

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean what stuff?

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:35.000
<v Speaker 2>So she lost like.

0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:37.239
<v Speaker 4>A fake nail when she was at MTV Awards a

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks ago. So we found it, popped it

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 4>on eBay and it went for like fifty five grand

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:46.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, I used fingernail but fall off Nicki Minaj?

0:37:46.400 --> 0:37:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Was it a bidding war or was it by now?

0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's what happened. It was a bidding war.

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:53.439
<v Speaker 4>And just last week someone ripped some of the hair

0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:54.759
<v Speaker 4>out of one of her wigs because it was a

0:37:54.800 --> 0:37:56.839
<v Speaker 4>really long wig. They ripped a few strands of hair

0:37:56.880 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 4>out put on eBay and currently at the time I

0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 4>recorded going for nineteen thousand australlion dollars. Oh my god,

0:38:04.400 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, there's just as you know, I've got

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 4>a fucking Lady Gaga tattoo which I regrap. But there's

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:12.440
<v Speaker 4>no one on earth that idore enough to spend that

0:38:12.480 --> 0:38:14.399
<v Speaker 4>much money on a fucking three end of their fake hair.

0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, imagine that. I think we could make some cash

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 1>of stuff on. I've got any boy account. Let's put

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>some stuff up cheery one.

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 5>Two, three is right.

0:38:22.960 --> 0:38:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Rip one of your nails off. We don't care cat

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:26.200
<v Speaker 2>and nail. It'll lead to death.

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:28.400
<v Speaker 1>How soiled are your underpants, Jenne? We can put them

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:32.120
<v Speaker 1>up right now? What do you have over there? I've

0:38:32.160 --> 0:38:35.400
<v Speaker 1>got a Oh that the cork from the champagne we popped.

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I can see it now.

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 2>That could be any champagne.

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Call no, no, no, You're going to sign it now

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:41.799
<v Speaker 1>with a pen. I'll sign one side, Jenna signs another.

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Sam can sign it, and we'll say that the cork

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:48.839
<v Speaker 1>from the from the third year anniversary, I gem celebrations. Okay, green,

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:49.400
<v Speaker 1>do you believe?

0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh why don't we polish the bottle off and say

0:38:51.280 --> 0:38:53.239
<v Speaker 2>you can't really sign a bottle it's dark and.

0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:55.960
<v Speaker 1>The postage the cork up the cheapest cheaps All right,

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:57.760
<v Speaker 1>sign it, Mitchell. I've got a permanent marker.

0:38:59.440 --> 0:39:00.560
<v Speaker 2>And we're gonna put on an eBay.

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it right now. I'm up on eBay. Oh

0:39:03.680 --> 0:39:06.399
<v Speaker 1>someone is Oh, they're bidding on my boukele chair.

0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you actually sell things on eBay all the time?

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Really, Yeah, I've been at eBay for years?

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Is that where my missing airports went? I've just done

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 2>my initial ms, so it's like a two yearn adventure.

0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Is that cheery signature or com.

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? All right, So we're gonna put this

0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:24.760
<v Speaker 1>up on my eBay. We'll link it in the Injurian

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:26.640
<v Speaker 1>idiots because you've got to really know your market. Who

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 1>else is going to purchase this? Yeah?

0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Sure, you're actually going to try and sell this?

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, and it will sell.

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:32.839
<v Speaker 2>Should you pop this in there too? That never?

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we kiss it. You kissed it a out the value,

0:39:37.120 --> 0:39:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll pass it, okay, okay o. I bid myself have this.

0:39:45.680 --> 0:39:46.360
<v Speaker 2>It's been licked.

0:39:47.200 --> 0:39:49.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh, slip down in my hands. All right, this is

0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:51.160
<v Speaker 1>going up on eBay. This will be up by the

0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:52.160
<v Speaker 1>end of the show, everybody.

0:39:52.320 --> 0:39:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pop it in the Facebook pepper like that idea?

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:54.600
<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

0:39:54.680 --> 0:39:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon?

0:39:55.120 --> 0:39:57.920
<v Speaker 4>We can top the fucking nineteen grand that Nicki Minaj's

0:39:57.920 --> 0:40:01.800
<v Speaker 4>fake hair is currently on. Yeah, let's still the fifty

0:40:01.840 --> 0:40:02.799
<v Speaker 4>five grand for the nail.

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:04.759
<v Speaker 1>That's going to be a tough one.

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:40:05.400 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 1>We try our best, our best.

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:08.880
<v Speaker 4>We just get embarrassed and end up buying it ourselves.

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:11.520
<v Speaker 4>We all put in six grand No I put the

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 4>exact amount that's on the kideo. So it just kind

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:15.840
<v Speaker 4>of does a loop.

0:40:19.000 --> 0:40:19.799
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 1>The rude shocks of young adults food?

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 4>So the other day we got a DM on Instagram

0:40:25.760 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 4>at couple of Mitches from one of our darling listeners

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:31.680
<v Speaker 4>named Anthony, and you played the message to me and

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:33.360
<v Speaker 4>it was fascinating and you said.

0:40:33.200 --> 0:40:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we could do a whole segment about that. So firstly,

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 2>let's just hear what this message was that we thought, oh,

0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 2>that's great, We've got to use this first message from

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Anthony Mitches.

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 8>I'm Anthony, love your work. I just wanted to say,

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 8>share a little something, Mitch Coombs. I'm I think I'm

0:40:51.760 --> 0:40:57.879
<v Speaker 8>living your dream. I I when I climax, I don't ejaculate,

0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:01.719
<v Speaker 8>nothing comes out. He's no mess, no fuss. As I

0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:04.840
<v Speaker 8>say to my friends and family, I could be winking

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 8>on the train driving at home in Frontier and you

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 8>wouldn't even know. You wouldn't even know because there's no mess,

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:17.839
<v Speaker 8>no mess, no fuss, no cleanup. It's a shame because

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:20.239
<v Speaker 8>I do like the come and the playing with that.

0:41:20.280 --> 0:41:25.320
<v Speaker 8>But otherwise before sleep, you do your thing straight away.

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 8>Drift off, roll over, drift off. End of story. It's

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 8>quite convenient.

0:41:31.640 --> 0:41:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Wow, And I think we would notice if he was.

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:40.240
<v Speaker 1>You would absolutely That's what as I've told my young nephews.

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:42.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, any chance I can.

0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:45.839
<v Speaker 2>There's so much to unpack there, like he says, oh,

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:49.799
<v Speaker 2>as much as I like come and I like to play, right.

0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean, when I was a teenager, i'd play with

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 1>it once. And then when you want to see.

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 2>The texture instead of a sand castle with.

0:41:57.719 --> 0:42:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm making a come hard. No, I'm just like, he's

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:02.360
<v Speaker 1>pick it up and feel the texture.

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 2>On you do it once.

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't do it now. Have you tasted your own?

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 2>No? Oh?

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Another?

0:42:09.120 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you have you?

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:12.839
<v Speaker 4>And I said the reason he said that he's living

0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 4>my dream. Remember I was saying a while ago that

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 4>I had what I thought was a wet dream. Yes,

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:21.240
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, oh, that's annoying. I'm still asleep

0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:22.680
<v Speaker 4>at this point. I'm like, oh, that's fucking annoy I'm

0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:23.680
<v Speaker 4>going to have to get up and clean it up.

0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:26.399
<v Speaker 4>And there was no cleanup, and I was like, oh,

0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 4>that is just so much more convenient, because sometimes you

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:30.520
<v Speaker 4>just don't want to have to deal with the load.

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:34.600
<v Speaker 4>And so yes, you played me this message and we said, yes, oh,

0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:36.840
<v Speaker 4>we should do a segment about that. Maybe we should

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:39.680
<v Speaker 4>get a sexologist on and we can find out how

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 4>can other people achieve this? Yes, because that sounds like

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:44.160
<v Speaker 4>it could be a matter of convenience. Sometimes you just

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:44.919
<v Speaker 4>want to turn it off.

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:46.959
<v Speaker 2>Yep. I reached out to the sexologist.

0:42:47.040 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 4>I locked them in and then I went to Anthony's

0:42:49.800 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 4>DMS to get the audio, and I noticed that there

0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:54.240
<v Speaker 4>was a second voice message.

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:55.880
<v Speaker 1>There was a couple, but I just a shoot, it

0:42:55.880 --> 0:42:56.800
<v Speaker 1>was more of that ramble.

0:42:56.960 --> 0:42:59.439
<v Speaker 2>Did you listen to the second message before you pitch

0:42:59.480 --> 0:42:59.800
<v Speaker 2>this to me?

0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you probably should have.

0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:04.360
<v Speaker 1>What is he a criminal?

0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 2>This is the second message?

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:11.840
<v Speaker 8>Sad story. Why it happened though, cancer a cancer surgery

0:43:12.520 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 8>retroperitone or lymph node dissection, do your stomach down the

0:43:18.719 --> 0:43:21.719
<v Speaker 8>middle vertically and they take out the lymph nodes that

0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 8>are cancerous. But yeah, so they had a fifty percent

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 8>chance of damaging a nerve cell that actually controls ejaculation

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:33.320
<v Speaker 8>of the pumping off the muscles that propelled the semen

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:38.680
<v Speaker 8>outside the penis, which is locating the abdomens, strangely enough,

0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:42.799
<v Speaker 8>not in your groin, but it was damaged and that's that.

0:43:43.360 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was an.

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 8>Awkward moment when I told my mum that I found

0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:51.360
<v Speaker 8>out that I couldn't ejaculate, because it would it implied

0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:55.759
<v Speaker 8>that I masturbated. Yeah, and that's a bit of an

0:43:55.800 --> 0:44:01.920
<v Speaker 8>awkward conversation to have with mum when you're nineteen years old.

0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, he tells the rest of his family wear he

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 1>jerks off. I don't know why he draws the line

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:07.920
<v Speaker 1>at telling his mum. Anyway, that is very sad. Our

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:10.600
<v Speaker 1>thoughts are with you, Anthony. I didn't listen to that.

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:13.840
<v Speaker 4>Now, you really wanted me to get this cancer survivor

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:16.560
<v Speaker 4>on the phone and say, tell us your secret. You're

0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:19.800
<v Speaker 4>living a dreamer, You're living the fucking dream.

0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Is this the part where you tell me

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Anthony's right behind me?

0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:27.840
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, he's fine. He's in good spirit.

0:44:27.920 --> 0:44:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Is he in remission? He's all healthy?

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:29.319
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 4>I said to him, oh, sorry about the cancer bit,

0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 4>but he goes, oh cancer schmancer, it's fine.

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:34.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh good.

0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:37.480
<v Speaker 4>But then he also said it's a silver lining, the

0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:39.320
<v Speaker 4>no mess, no fust thing, but it's not a silver

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:42.200
<v Speaker 4>lining during the bedroom gymnastics, as I like all things

0:44:42.239 --> 0:44:43.000
<v Speaker 4>moisten gey.

0:44:43.800 --> 0:44:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, he's really doubling down on the texture.

0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:46.279
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:44:46.440 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 1>God, well that's a good lesson for us always.

0:44:49.080 --> 0:44:51.239
<v Speaker 4>I can't believe I had to cancel the sex solid

0:44:51.320 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 4>just to have booked. I was like, oh, br I

0:44:54.040 --> 0:44:56.319
<v Speaker 4>don't bother about that interview locked in. It's fine, we

0:44:56.360 --> 0:44:57.560
<v Speaker 4>have all the information we need.

0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Now imagine how embarrassing it would have been for the

0:44:59.160 --> 0:45:01.640
<v Speaker 1>sex soldiers to now what are the circumstances.

0:45:03.560 --> 0:45:05.719
<v Speaker 4>We had them both on, we had Anthony on the phone,

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 4>we had the sex eligists on. And he goes, yeah,

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:10.960
<v Speaker 4>so people can achieve this by you know, doing certain

0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.840
<v Speaker 4>mind games and you know, tensing certain muscles.

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:16.480
<v Speaker 2>You can stop the ejaculation before it happens. Anthony, what

0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:21.400
<v Speaker 2>do you do? And he goes, I had cancer. Oh

0:45:21.480 --> 0:45:22.280
<v Speaker 2>that would have been awful.

0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:23.080
<v Speaker 1>That's shocking.

0:45:23.680 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 2>And so no, he says, I'm living your dreamt Then

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:27.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well.

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, to be honest, but I mean he.

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 4>Is focusing on the glass half full approach because it

0:45:33.960 --> 0:45:35.959
<v Speaker 4>would be so much more convenient, because sometimes you can't

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:36.759
<v Speaker 4>be bothered.

0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:38.640
<v Speaker 1>A glass half full of it too.

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:39.839
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't go so.

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 4>Far as to say that I'm fucking I enjoy things

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 4>Gilley and whatever he said like that was nuts, viscous.

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:47.640
<v Speaker 6>It makes sense that he's like reminiscing about what it

0:45:47.760 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 6>was like it.

0:45:50.520 --> 0:45:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Remember I used to play.

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:55.759
<v Speaker 2>With my own. It's his own. I think it's a

0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 2>friend of Dorothy's, aren't.

0:45:57.520 --> 0:46:00.360
<v Speaker 1>I did wonder that. I did wonder. I wonder if

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:02.480
<v Speaker 1>he has phantom comes, you know, like when you lose

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:04.600
<v Speaker 1>a limb or or I mean, well he.

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:06.799
<v Speaker 4>Still has like orgasms, but it doesn't make a man.

0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 4>But when people like I said, fuck, that does kind

0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:09.840
<v Speaker 4>of appeal to me.

0:46:09.880 --> 0:46:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it does sound appealing. But you know when people

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 1>lose limbs and they can still feel it for years

0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:17.799
<v Speaker 1>after it's gone, Like, I wonder if he still feels it?

0:46:18.600 --> 0:46:19.759
<v Speaker 6>Oh the sheets wait never mine?

0:46:19.800 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like I did with that dream.

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, true.

0:46:23.960 --> 0:46:25.319
<v Speaker 2>I was like, why was it wet there? Then?

0:46:25.719 --> 0:46:28.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, what an episode this has been?

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Dreamt it happened? I don't know, maybe it.

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Didn't actually happen anyway, all right, well take anybody.

0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Should we get the fuck out of here? Not

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:38.359
<v Speaker 2>that we're not having fun.

0:46:38.480 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's go cheers to it. Guys. Three years of

0:46:41.200 --> 0:46:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you gym. Can you believe that?

0:46:43.000 --> 0:46:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I cannot? Yeah, pandemic through most of those years.

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Too, truly, Like it doesn't. It does feel like three years,

0:46:53.520 --> 0:46:55.160
<v Speaker 1>but then again, it doesn't even feel like it's been

0:46:55.200 --> 0:46:55.520
<v Speaker 1>that long.

0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:57.959
<v Speaker 2>That's weird, reckon, We've got three more in us.

0:46:57.880 --> 0:47:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I think so. God, Yeah, it's part of life.

0:47:00.760 --> 0:47:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Like, have we got anything better on?

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Not? At this point. It's been fun. Three years. Good

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:09.760
<v Speaker 1>on us and thinking for you guys for listening, truly,

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:11.360
<v Speaker 1>like I couldn't do it if it weren't for.

0:47:11.600 --> 0:47:13.400
<v Speaker 4>Some people are on there just doing the bandwag and

0:47:13.400 --> 0:47:15.120
<v Speaker 4>you've got three years worth. They're catching up to do

0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:15.600
<v Speaker 4>dick here.

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:15.960
<v Speaker 6>I know.

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:20.520
<v Speaker 2>I do love that you're being bitch, stop drinking, you do, truly.

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:23.759
<v Speaker 1>I like that our back catalog is evergreen, like we're

0:47:23.760 --> 0:47:26.480
<v Speaker 1>not talking about real political events or moments in time

0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 1>because you can listen to the old episodes and they

0:47:28.160 --> 0:47:28.759
<v Speaker 1>will make sense.

0:47:28.960 --> 0:47:31.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, do you know it's really cringe to listen to though,

0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:34.800
<v Speaker 4>listening to the episodes that we did right as COVID

0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:35.200
<v Speaker 4>started to.

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Become a thing.

0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:38.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and we say things like, oh have you heard

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:39.960
<v Speaker 4>that if you get it, you have to spend two

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:40.680
<v Speaker 4>weeks lockdown.

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:44.759
<v Speaker 2>That sounds lovely, and we're like, I would kill to

0:47:44.880 --> 0:47:48.280
<v Speaker 2>just do nothing for two weeks. That would be beautiful.

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:51.160
<v Speaker 4>And then fucking after three months of straight lockdown, we're like.

0:47:51.560 --> 0:47:54.440
<v Speaker 1>We're insane. Remember it actually would.

0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:57.200
<v Speaker 4>Be funy to listen back to those things and be like, wow, idiot,

0:47:57.239 --> 0:47:58.120
<v Speaker 4>we had no idea.

0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:01.160
<v Speaker 1>No, Oh god, right, well, thank you for listening. Everyone,

0:48:01.160 --> 0:48:01.520
<v Speaker 1>We love you.

0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:04.400
<v Speaker 4>I remember that time you're the Miley Cyrus concert. You

0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:06.320
<v Speaker 4>had tickets who got canceled because of plavate.

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:09.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you canceled the show just because a couple of

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:10.800
<v Speaker 2>people might get a sniffle.

0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:17.479
<v Speaker 1>People died. That was the start of it all, really,

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:17.800
<v Speaker 1>wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was that was the start.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they canceled the Easter show, which really pissed.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't believe that there were more people dying in

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<v Speaker 4>New York on a daily basis than the amount that

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<v Speaker 4>died in the nine to eleven attacks. Yes, and that

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 4>was this one event obviously, you know, a horrific one

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:37.319
<v Speaker 4>negate from that, But there were more people that died

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:38.920
<v Speaker 4>that day on nine to eleven dying.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm like, that's fucked. I also think the

0:48:42.280 --> 0:48:44.239
<v Speaker 1>numbers are still quite high. Like I think people are

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 1>still dying. Just start reporting on it. Remember the daily

0:48:48.600 --> 0:48:53.440
<v Speaker 1>press conferences. Oh my god, every day, this is the

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 1>amount of cases. He's the deaths. It was exhausting.

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<v Speaker 6>We used to sit around and make bets on it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like six ft Dana, We're never getting out of this.

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:04.359
<v Speaker 1>It's going to be like and.

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 2>We just kept making fucking stupid podcasts the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't stop.

0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>We're the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>That was our coping mechanisms.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here through the end of it. Three years later.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, well, happy birthday as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys, Thank you for listening. Everyone. There was

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.120
<v Speaker 1>a five star review. Of course, hit us up, slide

0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:23.799
<v Speaker 1>into the DMS if you've got an in of your own,

0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:25.520
<v Speaker 1>and you'll win something good with price Keeper Jenna.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, thank you for listening, Agains, especially you ones that

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 4>have been there from day Dosh three years ago.

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:32.800
<v Speaker 1>We love you, We love you, Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's to another three years.

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<v Speaker 5>He's jez.

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<v Speaker 1>Is It Just Me?

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<v Speaker 2>A podcast by a couple of miches.

0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:44.719
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on

0:49:59.480 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 2>the end.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a bonus segment because bonus impliance that we're

0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:05.160
<v Speaker 4>offering you something good. Yes, secret segment is because we're

0:50:05.200 --> 0:50:07.520
<v Speaker 4>fucking ashamed of it. It's just nonsense here.

0:50:07.920 --> 0:50:08.839
<v Speaker 1>We try to bury it.

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<v Speaker 2>We do.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope that most people don't discover it. But in

0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:14.440
<v Speaker 4>the space of three years we haven't pulln.

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<v Speaker 2>The wool over you clip that much.

0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Now you've all found it.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks you for having me on chooks.

0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh it was our pleasure.

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:22.200
<v Speaker 2>It's just you wrapping up or something.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I hope the podcast made you feel.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, place to be, people to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I wish that was true for a couple

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:39.560
<v Speaker 1>of hours. Sound yeah yeah, well yeah three to four

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<v Speaker 1>happy three years.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you blame the doorbells? There's no other sound

0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:46.440
<v Speaker 2>effect that is celebratory in our system.

0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:48.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but I've done it once, so I've like

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:51.799
<v Speaker 1>set the precedent of the doorbell see Sam.

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:54.520
<v Speaker 2>See Sam, I did actually think about that before we

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.520
<v Speaker 2>did the episode. I was like, I've kept Mitchell's birthday

0:50:57.600 --> 0:51:00.200
<v Speaker 2>and the anniversary suffer surprise, so he won't have any

0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:02.520
<v Speaker 2>sound effects repaired. So yeah, I really just dug my

0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:03.160
<v Speaker 2>own grave there.

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 1>That's all right. I can get them up if you want. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like the doorbell one, but that's fine. Keep

0:51:09.040 --> 0:51:11.279
<v Speaker 2>better if it means no gunshow, yeah, because it just

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:13.040
<v Speaker 2>is so irrelevant. What's going on?

0:51:13.200 --> 0:51:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this?

0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck does that sound even exist? Well, that's

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:19.080
<v Speaker 2>what happened. In what context would that be used? I

0:51:19.120 --> 0:51:20.359
<v Speaker 2>thought it was the iHeart teap.

0:51:20.440 --> 0:51:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe we were talking about, well what

0:51:22.680 --> 0:51:24.759
<v Speaker 1>happens when, because whenever I order a breach, they all

0:51:24.800 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 1>clapped me in there because they all know who I am.

0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:28.520
<v Speaker 1>They'll go, oh my foods, oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>But also ship doorbell? Where's the other dan? They used

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<v Speaker 2>to go ding?

0:51:32.280 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, hold on, Maybe we've got it wrong. Maybe

0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:40.319
<v Speaker 1>it is someone who is at their retirement party and

0:51:40.360 --> 0:51:42.120
<v Speaker 1>they're getting to the top of the elevator and the

0:51:42.160 --> 0:51:44.239
<v Speaker 1>door's open and everyone's waiting for them.

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<v Speaker 4>Or it sounds like they've just turned the fastened seatbelt

0:51:49.280 --> 0:51:51.319
<v Speaker 4>sign on on a flight and for some reason that

0:51:51.320 --> 0:51:52.440
<v Speaker 4>made people really happy.

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well, you know what, we love safety? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what?

0:51:57.880 --> 0:52:00.120
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like the wheel foughtune when they go, I

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:06.080
<v Speaker 1>have an F? Is there an F? It's what it is?

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:07.920
<v Speaker 1>It just says dog plus applause.

0:52:08.080 --> 0:52:11.520
<v Speaker 2>And I actually think that you can figured it out, because.

0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:13.160
<v Speaker 1>You know how the not the wheel of fortune. It's

0:52:13.160 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 1>the will, the one with the letters.

0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:17.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the letters and they turn it around.

0:52:17.200 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know and they and they go, yeah, yeah, wow,

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:24.440
<v Speaker 1>were just reverse engineered the sound effect.

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<v Speaker 2>Well this just makes even less sense that you keep using.

0:52:27.560 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 2>And if it's Wheel of Fortunate, let's.

0:52:28.760 --> 0:52:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Get to do it again and just get who's making

0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:32.919
<v Speaker 1>that sound? What person.

0:52:34.520 --> 0:52:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Today said? I said, I think it's gonna be a

0:52:36.520 --> 0:52:38.800
<v Speaker 2>good episode. Sorry, don't sound effects.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna put this listing up. Health Jesus.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, Anthony Darling, we didn't say it, but

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:47.880
<v Speaker 4>your voice message is being played on the show that

0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:49.080
<v Speaker 4>counts for a prize for.

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<v Speaker 3>Ship absolutely absolutely.

0:52:51.600 --> 0:52:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Hit us up, also Anthony. And Anthony's all right, he's fine,

0:52:54.840 --> 0:52:55.720
<v Speaker 1>right health wise.

0:52:55.840 --> 0:52:59.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't hear it and everything, so yeah, it's fine. Interesting,

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:01.000
<v Speaker 4>she gets a notable in his life anymore.

0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:02.360
<v Speaker 1>And literally he.

0:53:02.400 --> 0:53:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Miss missus it a little bit, but he's grateful for

0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:05.359
<v Speaker 2>the convenience here.

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:08.040
<v Speaker 1>You you should get lunch that's literally your dreamers, the cum

0:53:08.080 --> 0:53:10.120
<v Speaker 1>hater that you are, that you've self expressed on this

0:53:10.200 --> 0:53:11.279
<v Speaker 1>podcast many a time.

0:53:12.200 --> 0:53:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I did say that in twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that, yeah, oh is it changed.

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:20.759
<v Speaker 2>A girl can change, Ah, people can change a lot

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<v Speaker 2>in three years, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>True, You're so right, but you feel were very adamant

0:53:24.280 --> 0:53:26.399
<v Speaker 1>about it. Remember the coke bottle in here and when

0:53:26.480 --> 0:53:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Viral and TikTok the coke bottling.

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<v Speaker 2>Just there's a time and a place for jeers.

0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 4>I still get the ick when people say things like

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:36.680
<v Speaker 4>Anthony did Berry says, I love playing with the gooeyness

0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:39.960
<v Speaker 4>and the stick in. It's like that, Eh, that's not

0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:41.759
<v Speaker 4>cute when you're pointed out. But sometimes in the moment

0:53:41.800 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 4>you're just like, right, you know what.

0:53:44.160 --> 0:53:46.120
<v Speaker 1>You just maybe hadn't had the right persons come.

0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:48.960
<v Speaker 4>It's so true because when I think about it, I

0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:51.160
<v Speaker 4>was repulsed by come when I wasn't overly fond of

0:53:51.160 --> 0:53:53.440
<v Speaker 4>the people that it was coming here. Yes, yes, And

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<v Speaker 4>now that you have been three years since I went

0:53:55.400 --> 0:53:57.000
<v Speaker 4>on that ranch, things change.

0:53:57.000 --> 0:54:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, you've got feelings for someone now, and that's sorry,

0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying. When you've had feelings for someone then

0:54:03.360 --> 0:54:05.680
<v Speaker 1>you like all parts of them and all textures of them.

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:08.200
<v Speaker 2>And that's beautiful texture.

0:54:09.960 --> 0:54:12.480
<v Speaker 1>And he was very texture orientated. I just like that

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:13.400
<v Speaker 1>you've changed your tune.

0:54:13.960 --> 0:54:15.319
<v Speaker 2>I did get it in my hair the other day.

0:54:15.719 --> 0:54:18.879
<v Speaker 1>Was it on your head? You never know?

0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:23.239
<v Speaker 2>It's the hair on my head because I've got.

0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Hairy toes and sometimes well there's a lot anyway, because

0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't do it standing up.

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<v Speaker 4>As it's so found to picture. I don't say that

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<v Speaker 4>both tangled in your toe?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Was what the fuck wrong with you?

0:54:35.600 --> 0:54:35.960
<v Speaker 1>You kids?

0:54:36.000 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Hating good night with that mouth filth, the arth up.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations on appreciating that it can be a delicacy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like I go about my day thinking about it. No, no,

0:54:47.800 --> 0:54:48.640
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know, I think we've really milked that Frault's

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<v Speaker 1>worth noney intended.

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<v Speaker 4>Again, God don't want to end our good Christian anniversary

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<v Speaker 4>on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I have some cake?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>That?

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you get this cake? It's phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish you didn't ask me because now sound a

0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:10.880
<v Speaker 2>bit non cultured. I just got it from the fucking

0:55:10.920 --> 0:55:14.480
<v Speaker 2>I J. Bakery. But the good bit and Rameo's ija

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<v Speaker 2>is very highly regarded in the way that true?

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<v Speaker 3>True?

0:55:17.600 --> 0:55:17.919
<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, mine's richies, not just any I g a but no,

0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:23.080
<v Speaker 2>you know the bakery bit where I've got it behind

0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:25.319
<v Speaker 2>the glass. Yeah, I had to actually ask for it.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's a deer well, not just some pot of

0:55:27.600 --> 0:55:29.439
<v Speaker 4>fucking supermarket caramel cake.

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:31.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking. It's one of the best caramel cakes

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just something about it, isn't that.

0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:38.640
<v Speaker 4>I will say that the crumbs have good synergy a

0:55:38.760 --> 0:55:41.279
<v Speaker 4>normal coles of Wooly's mudcake. You take a bite and

0:55:41.320 --> 0:55:43.400
<v Speaker 4>the crumbs you start falling off around you, but they

0:55:43.480 --> 0:55:44.560
<v Speaker 4>cling it on tight chalk.

0:55:44.880 --> 0:55:48.480
<v Speaker 1>And this isn't fluffy. It almost tastes like flowerless, like

0:55:48.480 --> 0:55:49.040
<v Speaker 1>gluten free.

0:55:49.080 --> 0:55:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe, oh that's not a good thing, anything nice. And

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:54.359
<v Speaker 2>you said that it.

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Almost tastes like the best part of the cakes removed.

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden just sent me a photo out the front of

0:56:00.680 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 1>our house. They put a full sale sign.

0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Why do you just buy it.

0:56:04.480 --> 0:56:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Two point three meal? What for that shack?

0:56:10.280 --> 0:56:13.719
<v Speaker 2>No, you're right. If you're going to drop two point

0:56:13.719 --> 0:56:14.839
<v Speaker 2>three meal, get a better one.

0:56:14.920 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I agree with you. It's a lot of money. How

0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:22.000
<v Speaker 1>sad uh.

0:56:20.480 --> 0:56:21.319
<v Speaker 2>Would I would love it?

0:56:21.320 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 4>If that happened to me, honestly, if I got a

0:56:23.560 --> 0:56:25.360
<v Speaker 4>victor from my current apartment. Because I've been wanting to

0:56:25.400 --> 0:56:27.759
<v Speaker 4>move for fucking months. I'm looking at places, I'm going

0:56:27.760 --> 0:56:30.840
<v Speaker 4>to inspections, and it's just slim pickens at the moment.

0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 2>It's hopeless.

0:56:31.719 --> 0:56:33.480
<v Speaker 1>It's bad, isn't it.

0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:35.279
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't help when there's one more competitor in the

0:56:35.280 --> 0:56:37.680
<v Speaker 2>rental market. Mitchell, Yeah, I know, fucking bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm hoping that the new owners of this house

0:56:40.000 --> 0:56:41.600
<v Speaker 1>want it to be an investment as well and let

0:56:41.680 --> 0:56:44.160
<v Speaker 1>us stay on. They could do their best interest to

0:56:44.239 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 1>just keep the same tenant.

0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:47.319
<v Speaker 2>They're probably going to kick you out before that can happen, though,

0:56:47.360 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 2>before you can have that conversation.

0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:50.239
<v Speaker 1>No, No, they're pretty good. They're saying we can stay until

0:56:50.239 --> 0:56:50.680
<v Speaker 1>it sells.

0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:53.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, then what are you moaning about?

0:56:53.680 --> 0:56:53.919
<v Speaker 5>Well?

0:56:53.960 --> 0:56:55.279
<v Speaker 1>I think what if it sells in two weeks and

0:56:55.280 --> 0:56:57.759
<v Speaker 1>then we're fucked? Yeah, and there's a settlement period, but

0:56:57.800 --> 0:56:59.719
<v Speaker 1>still finding a house in six weeks or eight weeks.

0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:03.279
<v Speaker 1>It's stressful. Oh what is three years? Should we all

0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:06.440
<v Speaker 1>get each other a three year anniversary themed gift? Let

0:57:06.480 --> 0:57:06.920
<v Speaker 1>me google?

0:57:07.680 --> 0:57:09.719
<v Speaker 4>Are there any traditions for like a third birthday or

0:57:09.719 --> 0:57:10.600
<v Speaker 4>a third anniversary.

0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:12.040
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm looking at.

0:57:12.239 --> 0:57:15.160
<v Speaker 2>You go birthday, I'll go anniversary. Okay, Jen, it's been

0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:17.200
<v Speaker 2>made redundant. We can't trust their googling anymore.

0:57:17.560 --> 0:57:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, all I've got is toys for three year olds,

0:57:20.400 --> 0:57:21.040
<v Speaker 1>free play.

0:57:20.920 --> 0:57:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Kids anniversary gifts, best three year ideas, traditional and modern.

0:57:24.880 --> 0:57:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Here we go tradition.

0:57:26.680 --> 0:57:30.400
<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, oh my god, speaking of our last line

0:57:30.400 --> 0:57:33.440
<v Speaker 4>of conversation, three year anniversary gifts for her.

0:57:33.640 --> 0:57:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Look, oh dear, what is it as a pearl necklace?

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know i'd be open to it. Why of course,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said, seamen's only fine if you like the

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<v Speaker 2>person that's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse you. I've got a very healthy semen. I've had

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<v Speaker 1>three cocktails today, so it will be a bit sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, sorry, I have to say I've ruined them

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<v Speaker 1>the mood.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. We hope this podcast made you feel three percent better.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all. Just three percent. That's all we can ask.

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<v Speaker 2>So we do good girls should be up to the

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<v Speaker 2>percent for every year.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cute. I love, that's cute. Well, Season four is

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<v Speaker 1>almost wrapping up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fun. I feel like we launched yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. And then Season five will be twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Season five, we're gonna have to get new cast members.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, shake things.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, welcome them in.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we should just for drama and ratings. We should

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<v Speaker 2>have a death.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't know at me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Jennet's arranging and it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thanks Sam, kill him off.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't off Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you can't off one of the minches.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's more impactful if it's a lead like Claire

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<v Speaker 2>McLoud dying huge. No one would care for the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, the random farm hand next door daring,

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<v Speaker 2>the random farm here next door.

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<v Speaker 1>If they want everyone wants to root. No, because that

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<v Speaker 1>affects the host and you hear how much they're how

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<v Speaker 1>cut up they are about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Test didn't seem that sad.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she know she was sad in one episode? The

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<v Speaker 3>next episode got over here.

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<v Speaker 2>They just launched on into season five.

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<v Speaker 1>When she was the main main character. Do we have

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<v Speaker 1>to die in real life for just audio based?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Real life?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, we can't half as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you want to bake your death and

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<v Speaker 4>going to witness protection, that's up to you. Maybe maybe,

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<v Speaker 4>because as you can see with the writers, you and

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<v Speaker 4>I we've decided.

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<v Speaker 3>And I mean that's what Jodi did in Mcloud's Daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she she did?

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<v Speaker 1>And how was her career?

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone thought she died that she was actually a witness.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that if I just don't do one year of

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<v Speaker 1>the show, then come.

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<v Speaker 2>Back, come out of witness protection. You can't, it's not safe.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so many people that want your dad shit if

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<v Speaker 2>they find out you're still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I can brainstorm off the cloud.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's important to discuss it.

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<v Speaker 4>You get to choose a new name, a new place

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<v Speaker 4>to live a new life. Really, if you're going into

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<v Speaker 4>witness protection, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I probably moved to Europe? Really, yeah, Paraguay?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you mean Paraguay?

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<v Speaker 1>Paraguay probably mightame be Palla straight.

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<v Speaker 4>But wouldn't you have to commit to an accent the

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<v Speaker 4>whole time that I think overseas it's too obvious. Just

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<v Speaker 4>go somewhere random in Australia that no one's gonna look, Philip,

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<v Speaker 4>but you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know the language, but well speaking English?

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<v Speaker 1>See but that man? Now, I don't think that Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>Jury's living in Paraguay, making butter Monday through Tuesday every

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<v Speaker 1>other day for cause. Catholic Protestant.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very religious anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I hope it makes you feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why are you whispering? Like very creepy?

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<v Speaker 1>The alcohols get into that into my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, alright, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening. Happy three years. Here's to three more.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody for three years idiots, thanks for.

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