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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Start calling me a flat earther.

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Speaker 3: Please bring some Gordon's into the world.

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Speaker 1: Some of my best Friendsy acts Christian O'Connell show Gold

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Speaker 1: one oh four point three.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, producers, what time we getting those Yacho and his on?

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Speaker 4: Just so we can plan out today's show. Good morning,

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Speaker 4: It's to Christian O'Connell's show. Choose go on and come

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Speaker 4: on in, Patsy coome on in, Jack, Good morning guys, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: please can before we start the show, can you share?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes Patsy will send me a text with some stuff

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Speaker 4: that she might want to talk about today's show. That

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Speaker 4: You've got a lot to say about giant nappies exploding Jack.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday you know how Jack, you were saying.

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Speaker 4: The text I got from Patsy said, fact, this really happened. Then,

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Speaker 4: quite a lot to say about exploding.

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Speaker 3: I was saying yesterday that I thought the nappies were

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Speaker 3: quite easy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you wait, there's two things about that. Wait

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Speaker 2: till they start.

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Speaker 4: You wait, just wait, just sit this one out. Just

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Speaker 4: wait until they really start, the pool really starts shoveling in.

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Speaker 2: You wait till you get that poo that goes up

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Speaker 2: to the arm pits and it happens, doesn't it, Chris.

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Speaker 4: It's not just explosion. It gets It's not just pooh. Right,

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Speaker 4: pool can be wiped and cleared up. We all know

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Speaker 4: this were grown ups. What's the stuff with it? It's

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Speaker 4: like clay, because like they eat, it's like clay. You

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Speaker 4: wipe me, You're like, there's none, it's none coming away.

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Speaker 3: The first the first one, he had what's that called

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Speaker 3: the macody it so I got screen two hours in

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Speaker 3: alien poo. He was like cement on him. Yes, I

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Speaker 3: was like rubbing to get it off. It wouldn't that's right.

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Speaker 2: Now there's poos they have where they have to have

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Speaker 2: a bath afterwards. But anyway, Audrey was about three weeks

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Speaker 2: old and mom and I were going over to Malwyn

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Speaker 2: with her to get a beautiful some beautiful portraits done

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Speaker 2: of her newborn photos.

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Speaker 4: For three weeks.

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Speaker 2: At three weeks of a yeah, just.

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Speaker 4: A spot, just a potato. We had to get a

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Speaker 4: passport photo for like two months. It's just around. We

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Speaker 4: were smuggling an egg face off. Unfortunately she had it

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Speaker 4: for ten years. I used to tread every family holiday

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Speaker 4: because they go for please cheers one up. Let me

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Speaker 4: see the egg that we're traveling with this egg daughter.

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Speaker 2: No, these were like nice portraits for the wall, you know,

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Speaker 2: like that works them up.

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Speaker 3: They're beautiful where they dress her up as like a

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Speaker 3: bubble bee or something.

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Speaker 2: No, no, nothing like that, just perfectly innocent as she is.

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Speaker 2: Innocent capture the time when they're newborn. They'll never look

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Speaker 2: that way again anyway. So we're driving over to Malvin

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Speaker 2: and she had the biggest of all poo explosions, like

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Speaker 4: That's why the headlines to the text I got was fact,

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Speaker 4: this really happened. Perhaps he's always telling you news if

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Speaker 4: it's not time for the new fact this happens.

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Speaker 2: Because it's so unbelievable, this story. I didn't think you would.

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Speaker 2: So I had to pull over on Mulvin Road.

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Speaker 3: Jack.

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Speaker 2: I was outside plant nursery, and do you know what,

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Speaker 2: of all days, this is serious, Of all days, I

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Speaker 2: didn't pack the nappy bag. It was this day.

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Speaker 4: Of course.

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Speaker 2: I had nothing, no wipes, no nappies, no clothes. She

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Speaker 4: Elbows and photo she's.

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Speaker 2: On her way to this little photo shoot. Anyway, Mum

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Speaker 2: prepared the older mums. She had a face washer in

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Speaker 4: You like a fountain?

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Speaker 3: A fountain?

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Speaker 4: Because every nursery has a fountain, doesn't it. Don't tell

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Speaker 2: So she goes like a ninja jack. She dodged all

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Speaker 2: these plants, wet the face washer, come back. While I

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Speaker 2: she was screaming because it's like Loma uncomfortable. I've pooed myself.

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Speaker 2: You need to change me. So I've stripped her down,

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Speaker 4: What happened to the photo?

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Speaker 2: We went? We still went, so we.

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Speaker 4: Got bearing close.

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Speaker 2: She was all cleaned up.

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Speaker 3: By that stage, but she just had.

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Speaker 4: The rapund no going. Can you get a look more closer?

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Speaker 4: This is close enough the window going. Someone dropped the match.

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Speaker 3: Did you in the fountain anyway?

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Speaker 2: The photographer goes, oh, we're going for a lah natural,

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Speaker 2: don't even ask.

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Speaker 4: This really happened. Thank you Basie for sharing.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: That's his right shout the stuff you need soon to

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Speaker 4: take your baby out anywhere. You have to second military

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Speaker 3: I've seen it in other parents. It's like they've got

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got like a bag and another one. It's

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Speaker 4: it's like a military operation right there. The backup gear

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Speaker 4: is whether you're going away for the night or an hour,

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Speaker 4: same amount of gear required. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I've seen dad's with bags with pockets on pockets and

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Speaker 3: they've got little latches everywhere, the stuff coming out of it,

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Speaker 4: It's so stressful. And as a dad with daughters as well,

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Speaker 4: You've got to go in the worst place for any

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Speaker 3: Men I wouldn't lay a baby anywhere.

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Speaker 4: I don't like going in. I don't like going myself

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Speaker 4: in men's toilets. Right, they are horrific, the smell, there's

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Speaker 4: daughters and you've got to go in the cubicle, right,

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Speaker 4: cubicle is the worst place in the world, the worst

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Speaker 4: kind of racist graffiti there. They must think all men

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Speaker 3: The people are pigs in those toils. And also it's

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Speaker 3: so funny when you see that sign of like, we

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Speaker 3: like to keep this place nice and clean, so you

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Speaker 3: ring this number if there's anything that we can tidy

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Speaker 4: It's like people have liked taken the loo rolls and

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Speaker 4: thrown them everywhere. And then I'm taking both the girls

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Speaker 4: and there once and we've gone out to see a show,

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Speaker 4: and you know straight away, why did I even bother

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Speaker 4: doing this? This was a nice thing. This is now

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Speaker 4: so so so we have to go into some literally

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Speaker 4: and then there's there's no lou Roll. You know you've

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Speaker 4: had to take my shoes off and use my socks.

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Speaker 4: That's all they want, Like mcg I just put my

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Speaker 4: to do the socks. We just leave them on the floor.

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Speaker 4: It's not like we're making them place any messier.

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Speaker 5: But Christian Connall Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: We need to know what countries you've been to. We're

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Speaker 4: trying to go through the alphabeticck of all the letters

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Speaker 4: I had a is the brilliant two hours how to

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Speaker 4: try and get hold of something called an international vaccination certificate?

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Speaker 4: Right because obviously, flying back to the UK in under

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Speaker 4: get some sort of international vaccine certificate. Now you're supposed

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Speaker 4: the men my Gov app and it just spat me out.

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Speaker 4: It's like no, and I know that's a passport number.

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Speaker 4: certificate here, so then it says, you know, if you

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Speaker 4: minutes or we spoke to a human. Then it was

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Speaker 4: those dready security steps and why would someone pretend.

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Speaker 3: To be me to get your vaccination?

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Speaker 4: To go and see my mum and dad? And anyways,

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Speaker 4: like your wife, she got the same situation as you,

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Speaker 4: whichual she's we share the same name, it's o' connor,

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Speaker 4: a different visa, don't I got the visa. They came

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Speaker 4: the dreaded in person, I actually just went here. And

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Speaker 4: go in person. I went, no, I just went this.

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Speaker 4: I found out bringing my mom and dad going, do

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Speaker 4: I love you, I miss you that I've got to

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Speaker 4: go in person, you know, I hate that. I'll be

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Speaker 4: there an hour or two. You take that little number.

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Speaker 4: It's like the deli counter. It's the lighting in there.

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Speaker 4: It just it does something to just wishes to you. Yes,

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Speaker 4: So that's what I've got today, is going there to

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Speaker 4: find out. So anyway, international travel is open. By the way,

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Speaker 4: if you guys need anything from London, I'm prepared to

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Speaker 4: get you something and bring it back.

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Speaker 3: Oh like presents.

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Speaker 4: It was. I meant it in a singular sense, as

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Speaker 4: in one eye, not precious thing. How is how's food

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Speaker 4: thought for you? Or something? Pertsy? All right? So here

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Speaker 4: the countries that you have been to yesterday, and.

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Speaker 7: We went to Austria. That Mauritius is one.

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Speaker 4: Number national anthem this feature, don't we you keeping up

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Speaker 4: to speed? Hey, producing Just put the same national next tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: A sleep.

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Speaker 8: Wait for the zanzibar one. Male played on a keyboard,

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Speaker 8: Male's bayeus live and look that's enough now mal faded down.

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Speaker 8: No one recognizes the national Las sosiety who worked too

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Speaker 4: saying tomorrow, see if anyone notices. All right, so, Jackie boy,

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Speaker 4: what country? Sorry? What letters? Haven't we got countries for?

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Speaker 3: If anyone's been to a country starting with C, D, E, G, J, K, L,

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Speaker 3: many X countries there are or why?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, what countries begin with a letter X xenady?

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Speaker 4: That's just that terrible living You and job movie about

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Speaker 4: fictional planet Patsies, not an actual documentary about it.

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Speaker 5: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 9: Good morning, Yah, Good morning everyone, Lee?

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Speaker 4: I went to Jamaica, brilliant country. Where did you go?

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Speaker 10: It was formous.

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Speaker 9: It was part of the Kids Cruise back in twenty

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Speaker 4: Jamaica and experience you had better, You had a better trip.

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Speaker 9: One percent. It was something that you might be pretty

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Speaker 4: Really, thank you very much for sharing that with us.

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Speaker 4: Bronwyn ron Win Hello, Hello, Oh.

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Speaker 13: Where have I been?

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Speaker 6: I've been to Egypt.

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Speaker 4: Oh, desperate to go to Egypt. Where did you go

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Speaker 6: I've been about four times. My sister used to live

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Speaker 6: But yeah, been all over.

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Speaker 4: What he's done the Valley of the Kings, Yes, Valley

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Speaker 4: Four thousand, at least four thousand years old. That sphinx

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Speaker 4: It's sad that I know these facts off my heart,

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Speaker 4: I can't pick?

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Speaker 4: Kid, the Vali of the Kings as well. What was

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Speaker 6: On the Nile, absolutely amazing. And what I did on

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Speaker 4: And what was impressive about that the fact.

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Speaker 6: That it hadn't been touched, It wasn't touristy, it was

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Speaker 6: Just love it over there. That people are so warm

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Speaker 4: Awesome. I can't wait to go, bronw and thank you

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Speaker 4: very much for giving us Egypt.

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Speaker 6: You're more than welcome.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: All right, So, Jackie boy, what countries have our listeners

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Speaker 3: As a collective? Here is where we've been. Austria, Barbados, Egypt, France, Holland, Indonesia, Jamaica, Mauritius, Philippines, Sweden,

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Speaker 4: It's great that international travel is on your back up,

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Speaker 4: it's amazing, El sir. Where have you been?

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Speaker 10: I mean to Germany when I was nine.

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Speaker 4: Oh, where did you go? In Germany?

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Speaker 10: We went up to the border of Austria because my

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Speaker 3: No no where to go for snow.

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Speaker 10: Old trip, ye Well, up up to the border of Austria.

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Speaker 10: There was some snow and I nipped under the boom

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Speaker 3: I would border patrol.

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Speaker 4: Booms as well. I mean they're hot on that stuff,

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Speaker 4: All right then, El sir, thank you very much to

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Speaker 4: What is going on there? Natasha? Good morning?

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Speaker 11: Good morning?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, very good. Where have you been, Natasha? What

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Speaker 6: Czech Republic?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: That's as far as my Czech Republic knowledge is. Where

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Speaker 10: I did go to Prag.

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Speaker 4: Yes, beautiful city, isn't it it is?

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Speaker 14: There as well.

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Speaker 4: Now, I've got to be honest, I was on a

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Speaker 4: I remember seeing the clock.

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Speaker 15: It's's the astronomically clock, so it tells you as well

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Speaker 15: as the time when it's going to when's the sun

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Speaker 10: And also the star signs in it as well.

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Speaker 4: Duke Albres horoscope sort of a chart they found about

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Speaker 4: Are you into your horoscopes? Me too? That's what I

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Speaker 4: know about you. Calbres horoscope that's out there. Did you

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Speaker 10: I did.

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Speaker 16: I got a few snips real pictures of it, and

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Speaker 4: Now you've went to my weekend. I do progray last weekend, Natasha.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Cool. Have a good day you too,

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Margaret.

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Speaker 14: How are you today?

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Speaker 4: We're good match?

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Speaker 6: You will oh fighting fit?

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Speaker 4: Good stuff? Where have you been?

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Speaker 14: I'm been to Hawaii in the United States, the Golden

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Speaker 14: National Anthemic Center, Strident.

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Speaker 4: And what was Hawaii like? Where do you go in Hawaii?

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Speaker 14: We went over with the Australian Navy for the Games.

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Speaker 14: we went to Waikiki Beach and we were watching Hawaii

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Speaker 4: Made Hi is all that happening for you? So were

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Speaker 4: you in the navy then? Now my husband was all right,

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Speaker 4: and you could get to go along the sort of maneuvers.

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Speaker 14: Or no, we get we get together different places and

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Speaker 4: I didn't know its all those big naval warships. Other

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Speaker 17: Oh, it's beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

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Speaker 4: And he saw the TV show, the old ATS TV

444
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Speaker 4: show Hawaii five.

445
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 14: Obiani here and jet Lord was running along the beach.

446
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Speaker 4: That's pretty good. That's worth a trip, right, it was priceless, priceless.

447
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 4: Gotcha all right, Margaret, thank you very much.

448
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 16: Yacol no hasl thank you.

449
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Speaker 10: You have a good day.

450
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 4: I will, I will? Is it me the last couple?

451
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,199
Speaker 4: Maybe we took too many in this morning? All right?

452
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 4: Where are their news? Is all the way?

453
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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.

454
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 4: So who is used air task or on paper? It's

455
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 4: a great idea, you know, like with Amazon, where the

456
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 4: various marketplaces, Facebook Marketplace. Now it's the free market economy

457
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 4: gone wild.

458
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 3: Isn't it? For the gig economy? So you post a

459
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 3: job that you need done and then someone either accepts

460
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 3: it or doesn't accept it, comes around and does the job.

461
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 4: And last year, do you remember when I paid someone

462
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 4: to write a poem for my wife for a birthday?

463
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 4: Every time I open it up, that haunts well, like,

464
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:25,400
Speaker 4: oh god, I remember some just got Really, I'm really

465
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Speaker 4: disappointed in you.

466
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Speaker 3: Did she ever find out, by the way, that that

467
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 3: was not you that wrote?

468
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 4: She did? Eventually, Yeah, but I do you know it good?

469
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 4: Two days on that she kept sort of felt bad

470
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 4: because she was taking photos of it sending it to

471
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Speaker 4: a friend. She was like, I still it's you. I reckon,

472
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 4: you could do poet? God, someone did that? Oh right, okay,

473
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 4: who are listening? I paid someone on.

474
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Speaker 3: AIRSK Well, I had an odd outing for my first

475
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 3: ever air task ride yesterday. Since the baby's come, I've

476
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 3: been a bit lazy with the garden. Oh normally, normally

477
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 3: I'm oh wow, hedges on all the weeds out of

478
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 3: the car.

479
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're wearing me country estate out there. It's a

480
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 4: meticulous beautiful.

481
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 3: The lawn never gets over two centimeters high. But I

482
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 3: have been lazy.

483
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 4: It's understandable.

484
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 3: So I thought i'd outsource for the first time, get

485
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 3: somebody to come around and pull the weeds through the

486
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 3: lawn mowing.

487
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, so fair. People don't use air tasking. You can

488
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 4: put anything up, whether it's lazily right in your wife

489
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 4: a paramit to put in a birthday card. We try

490
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 4: to use it over the weekend to get someone to

491
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 4: move a couch. And yeah, you want someone to coming,

492
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 4: and you put a price up there, and the.

493
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Speaker 3: People bit yeah, and that's a hard bit. It's thinking

494
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 3: of a price because I've never priced out.

495
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Speaker 4: What it is. But don't you find that you start

496
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 4: acting like a project manager sort of lookout there, is

497
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 4: it a one man job? Two man jobs? Cerdenly, you're

498
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 4: a site manager.

499
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 3: So I thought, I put a generous price up there,

500
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 3: and I did get a lot of people offering to

501
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 3: do the job. So I have my pick of people.

502
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 3: I chose this guy, Harry. He came around yesterday afternoon

503
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 3: and started firing up his tools. He said, I've got

504
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 3: everything you need, yeap, young guy, really chipper, he was

505
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 3: into it. He even looked up at the trees and goes,

506
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 3: if you want me to trim some of the trees back,

507
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 3: I can do that as well, said Combs.

508
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 4: Up. What a hand?

509
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 3: No, he said, I'll just do it. Then twenty minutes

510
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 3: in we hear the he's got the hedge trimmer going right,

511
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 3: and we hear it stomp, and he goes back to

512
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 3: his van. Never comes back. Oh, he's just gone. So

513
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 3: he did like ten percent of the job, right, He

514
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 3: edged the lawn on one side of the house, and

515
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Speaker 3: then he left and.

516
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 4: He's not come back.

517
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 3: He's not come back. So if you got pay him

518
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 3: so you don't have to, it's not a scam because

519
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 3: he doesn't get the money until the job's done. So

520
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 3: I don't know where he's gone.

521
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 4: So he's turning a third of the work. Isn't he

522
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 4: to get his hourly rate whatever you're paying for him?

523
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 4: He's done some.

524
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 3: What he's done some work, so he should stick around

525
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: and do the whole thing, or if he had to

526
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 3: go somewhere. I'm worried about him. What's happened to do you.

527
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 4: Think he suddenly was on air task and he had

528
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 4: got a look there was a higher paid job around

529
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 4: the corner in Coburg. He was out and going around there.

530
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 3: I don't know, And the only way I've got to

531
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 3: talk to him is back through the app. So I've

532
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 3: messaged him through the app and said, Harry, is everything okay?

533
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 3: You disappeared and now I haven't heard from him again.

534
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 4: Had you done a pooper scoop to pick up all

535
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 4: the mess? I picked up all the poofi all right?

536
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 4: Otherwise I'm out of here.

537
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 3: I thought maybe he went to the tip to take

538
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 3: like the grass clippings to the tip and then he

539
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 3: was coming back, or maybe he went for a late life.

540
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 4: Where is Harry?

541
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 2: Where is Maybe he's tool busted or something.

542
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 4: But tools just say hey, have you got something I

543
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 4: can borrow?

544
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 3: Was a gardener, why wouldn't you just say, hey, this

545
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 3: has happened, X is happening?

546
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 4: You just take off and never go back. Business? Is that?

547
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 10: So?

548
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: Remember I had that little camera I bought to film

549
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,719
Speaker 3: my dog getting up on the bench, yes, when I

550
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 3: wasn't at work. I've now put that out in the

551
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: front of the house so I can see people coming

552
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 3: and going. So on the on the vision, I can

553
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 3: see him fill up his burrow. He goes to his

554
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 3: van and then he just leaves. I don't I want

555
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 3: to just know if he's all right and why he

556
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 3: didn't want to complete the job.

557
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 4: He could have just said, all right, this morning, we

558
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 4: want to hear about your air task a story. So

559
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 4: has anyone used it? And something liken't this happened before?

560
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 4: Anything unusual? Have you ever used it, Patsy?

561
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 18: I have.

562
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 2: We got this big cement outdoor table. You know, there's

563
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 2: really really heavy ones, and I thought, you know what,

564
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 2: I'll try an ear task it. So I did put

565
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 2: it up, but I think I was a bit tight

566
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: with my offer, and I had three offers, and so.

567
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: You just wanted them to move it.

568
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 2: No, I wanted them to actually it had two bits.

569
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 2: I wanted them to put the legs on it and

570
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: to flip it over up on its right side. But

571
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 2: it's mega, mega heavy. And Chris said, you're going to

572
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 2: need more than one person for that, and I said, no,

573
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,919
Speaker 2: I'm only paying for one piece.

574
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 4: Oh no, you're one of those.

575
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 3: Poor old man breaks his back, has got his feet

576
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 3: up watching.

577
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 4: News for.

578
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: Anyway a husband.

579
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 4: But the legs on its that misy woman as well.

580
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 4: It's paying us five bucks. Please tell me how much

581
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 4: did you offer?

582
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 3: One hundred bucks? That's pretty good.

583
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 4: You still need to do it. I can.

584
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show.

585
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 4: Podcast, So if you've used air tasker.

586
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: Before we get to that, can I just quickly have

587
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 3: the final word on the dishwasher.

588
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 4: I thought we had the final word of final word

589
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 4: of final words yesterday.

590
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 3: I know this brings it into day three, but I

591
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 3: actually watched a video on it yesterday just for my

592
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: own wisdom, and now I can pass it on to

593
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 3: you whether you rinse or leave it raw. So do

594
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 3: you get your pates and run them under the kitchen

595
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 3: tap before you're stack or do you just put it in?

596
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 4: I'm a raw as I established Friday on the show.

597
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 4: It just goes in there. It's the dishwasher's job to

598
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 4: clean the plane.

599
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 3: And you are one hundred percent correct. For people who

600
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: don't know Patsy.

601
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 4: This is a daily argumentween me and my wife because

602
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 4: she says it's the machine doesn't like it.

603
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 3: No, the machine is built for it.

604
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 4: So this is what machine loves it.

605
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 3: You put your food scraps in there in the dishwasher,

606
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 3: it jets them all off and it sends it into

607
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 3: a little bit of the dishwasher that choos it all

608
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 3: up and makes all the food scraps into a goo.

609
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 4: But then my wife says, someone has to empty that.

610
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 4: You've got that thing. You've got to go in there

611
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 4: and empty out that tray, the goo tray.

612
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 3: No, then it sends it down the drain. So it's

613
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 3: actually better if you put your food scraps down the

614
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: kitchen sink. It's just going to build up in there.

615
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 4: One hundred percent. But that's why I do a good scrape.

616
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: If you do the chew in the dishwasher, it chooses

617
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 3: it up, makes it into a goo. The goo just

618
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 3: drifts out into the ocean. Really, yes, it's meant to

619
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: chew up.

620
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 4: Tell you other thing. I didn't have as much time

621
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 4: as this on day nine of being a dad to

622
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 4: watch a flip in dishwasher video. Let there's be the

623
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 4: final word on it.

624
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 5: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

625
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 4: If you used air tasco we look a Field stories,

626
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,959
Speaker 4: you can call men four on four one O four

627
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 4: three our own good morning. Yeah we're good. So what

628
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 4: have you used air task for?

629
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 5: My COVID time?

630
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 4: He used to get people a very shoes before you

631
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 4: go out. Are you sort of moving around? So you're

632
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 4: breaking little bit there? So your apprentice would hire people

633
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 4: to break his shoes in for him, correct, I get that.

634
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 4: You know some of these shoes, you know they've got

635
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 4: no gift for a while, so he pays someone to

636
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 4: break to break them in Jimmy's school shoes. Imagine you

637
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 4: could do it with your school shoes. They would take

638
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 4: about a couple of terms before that any gift.

639
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: So what how much would he pay somebody in? How

640
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 3: many hours did they have to walk in the shoes?

641
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 13: I'm pretty sure he was pretty steinmedy. So I was

642
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 13: ten dollars an hour and there was a minimum of three.

643
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 4: It's a painful way to earn ten bucks, isn't it

644
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 4: someone's brand new, unbroken in shoes. Ah, Aaron, thank you

645
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 4: very much for there's got to Andrew. Good morning, Andrew,

646
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 4: good morning.

647
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 12: Here are we We're good?

648
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 4: So you've used air tasker? What happened?

649
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, So a couple of years back at our previous property,

650
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 12: we had some renovations done in the bathroom and we

651
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 12: had some tiling done. So I went on the cheap

652
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 12: and went onto the air tasker, and we'd have to

653
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 12: pay for the job because after twenty four hours you

654
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 12: technically can't use a shower. And then so the first

655
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 12: time using the shower, it turns out the water was

656
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 12: flowing opposite to the drain, so it was actually flowing

657
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 12: out of the shower onto the bathroom floor. Try to

658
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 12: contact him, couldn't get it, couldn't get him back in.

659
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 12: So out of spike, I didn't get it refixed. I

660
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 12: just ended up going through a number of hours a week,

661
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Speaker 12: and like when we had guests coming over, we had

662
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 12: to actually tell them to a number of steps to

663
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 12: take to actually have a shower so you don't get

664
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 12: so much water out of the shower to the bathroom.

665
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,959
Speaker 12: So what happened was we follow the new owners on

666
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 12: Instagram because they've been doing a few things on the property,

667
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 12: and it turns out the bathroom has had to be

668
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 12: gutted due to black mold going through the walls.

669
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's shocking.

670
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, unbelievable.

671
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 4: So that's bathroom tying stuff is such a fiddly it's

672
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 4: an expert, or isn't it.

673
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 12: One hundred percent? So yeah, well he turned out to

674
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 12: be an absolute flop. So never again have we.

675
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 3: Used here and you said to spie him you didn't

676
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 3: get it fixed, but does inspie him?

677
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 4: Actually he's got a lovely shower somewhere right.

678
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 3: Now, trodden through an inch of water every morning when

679
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: you have a shower.

680
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 4: Instagram.

681
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 12: Yeah, so a new property, new house now, and the

682
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 12: shower works for.

683
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 4: And who did you get to do the tiling? Not

684
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 4: someone on Oscar?

685
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 12: No, No, the volume builders did that. So they've done

686
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 12: a good job. So I'll give him that. But yeah,

687
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 12: never again.

688
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 4: All right, Andrew, have a good day mate.

689
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 5: Christian Connell's show pot Gus.

690
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 4: You have been somewhere where you see a baby? Then

691
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 4: you who that? You actually say, don't you who? That

692
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 4: kind of people bring a baby to something like this?

693
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 4: I remember doing a stand up gig once at the

694
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 4: Edward Comedy Festival on a Saturday night. A couple of

695
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 4: minutes and now I was getting a heckled by an

696
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 4: actual baby, and I shout out into the darkness, is

697
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 4: there a baby here? And then then he went yes.

698
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 4: I went, why couldn't get a babysitter? Went that isn't

699
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 4: my problem. You've got to leave. Actually, yes, you only

700
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 4: tell both baby must go. It's a three month old

701
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 4: appropriate who brings up actually started saying that who brings

702
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 4: a baby to a stand up night? There's it's dark,

703
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 4: there's a guy yelling on stage, shoving a moultdown. Who

704
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 4: wants to bring a poor little baby to that? So

705
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 4: you've got to hear though where Jack sung Gordon may

706
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 4: well be going.

707
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 3: Oh I hope not, but if my sister in law

708
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 3: gets away, he will be going to this location. So

709
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 3: my in laws are coming with Banker's sister.

710
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 4: All the way from America next week.

711
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they, honestly we're thrilled because we haven't seen

712
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 3: him in two years, is beside their grandson, and they're

713
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 3: going to meet Gordon. So that's great. But I have

714
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 3: told you about my in laws before. They love to

715
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 3: fill up every spare minute of the day with activities.

716
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 4: Spreadsheet you were given by them.

717
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, last time we went to America.

718
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 4: I'm not making Jack had a spreadsheet of whether we're

719
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 4: going for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and then seeing the mysterious

720
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 4: family member Mama.

721
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 3: Cain Mama again and that even had like our wake

722
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 3: up time, it was the same, that's camp.

723
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

724
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 3: So her sister is the youngest in the family. I've

725
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 3: never seen her not get what she wants, and what

726
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 3: she wants to do when she comes to Melbourne is

727
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 3: go to the Grand Prix. Everybody to the Formula One,

728
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 3: including Gordon at three weeks old.

729
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 4: No, you can't take a baby.

730
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 3: I've worked at the Grand Prix before.

731
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 4: I used to beyond noisy.

732
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 3: It's incredibly noisy.

733
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 4: I mean, what this is? What would be two or

734
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 4: three weeks old? Does it?

735
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 10: This?

736
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 3: Now? What I'm worried about is Bianca loves to please

737
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 3: her family, loves to please her little sister, and her

738
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: little sister gets what she wants. So now I'm looking

739
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 3: down the barrel. She's already bought him some little baby,

740
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 3: but not.

741
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 4: They won't do enough for a Grand Prix. Vibrations and

742
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 4: it's an all day thing.

743
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 3: I remember working there. It's just like they're racing all

744
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 3: day and we kind of know nothing about Formula One.

745
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,760
Speaker 3: I couldn't care less who wins. So her family into

746
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 3: Formula One. She her sister just started watching that Netflix

747
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 3: show Drive to Survive, where you get to meet all

748
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 3: the f one trap.

749
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 4: I've watched that. I don't go to hang out with

750
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 4: the Grand Prix.

751
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 3: She ran me very excited to book tickets to the

752
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 3: f one.

753
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 6: Now I know.

754
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 4: I was in the big meeting yesterday with our big,

755
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 4: big radio boss right flowing in from Sydney, and he

756
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: starts talking. He goes, is Jack a massive Formula one fan?

757
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 4: I won't. I don't know what. He goes, He's requested

758
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 4: five tickets. I actually have questions about this. Yes, say

759
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 4: to get it signed off for some acquisition document. No,

760
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 4: wait for this, bats out of our show budget. Pay

761
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 4: for them. They felt bad. I went, oh, yeah, okay, yeah.

762
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 4: The big Boss said to me, is he a massive

763
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 4: Formula one fan? Questioned five tickets?

764
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 3: Is getting out ahead? I promised Pianka that I would

765
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 3: ask the radio what it is, just in case there

766
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 3: was any co promotion where they were giving tickets. Sign

767
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 3: do not pay for them. I do not want to

768
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 3: go to the.

769
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 4: It's too late. I put it in motion yesterday.

770
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 3: Did not buy those tickets.

771
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 4: Too late. I told the big Cheese, you're getting five tickets.

772
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 4: You've all got to go now.

773
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's gone all the way up to

774
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 3: the head buses.

775
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 4: He's flowing in from Sydney for the day. We spent

776
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 4: twenty minutes or forty minute meeting talking about you and

777
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 4: the formula one of five tickets don't want to go

778
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 4: care purchased. So what are you going to do? Why

779
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 4: doesn't the sister just go?

780
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,280
Speaker 3: Because they love the family, loves to do everything.

781
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 2: But it's different now, your circumstances a difference.

782
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 3: I wish I wish it was.

783
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 2: Sort it out.

784
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 4: It can't be like a family on bardsman.

785
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 3: I have never been on a holiday with them where

786
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 3: you're allowed to even be at a distance from them.

787
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 3: You can't even go and do your own thing.

788
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 4: Go like go and I'm going to put money out.

789
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 4: You are one of that Grand Prix. The more I

790
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 4: hear you're the Grand Prix, you'll be the most miserable

791
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 4: man there. Look out for him. It's their sport. It's

792
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 4: back in Melbourne. There's one guy that's looking around at

793
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 4: his watch case. How much longer it would be here?

794
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 4: Worst type place to take That's one of those morning

795
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 4: where is the worst place to take a baby? Where

796
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 4: have you seen a baby? And you've actually said to

797
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 4: someone near you who brings a baby here?

798
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 5: This is The Christian Show podcast.

799
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 4: So yeah, yesterday I'm in a big meeting with our

800
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 4: big big boss who flies in from Sydney War every

801
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 4: three months. You don't even come to the meeting.

802
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 3: I don't I see him less than once.

803
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 4: You were in the meeting yesterday when I found out

804
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 4: that you have requested five tickets for the Grand Prix,

805
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 4: Jacks just asked me for a hundred tickets for Ed

806
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 4: Shearing front row at the Shane War Memorial next week.

807
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: Is ticket requests getting out of hand?

808
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 3: I never asked for favors, especially from right up in

809
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 3: the big buses.

810
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 4: Well, how come the mall says you've asked a five

811
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:29,720
Speaker 4: Grand Prix tickets?

812
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 3: Are someone here in the car just in case they had,

813
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 3: you know, tickets?

814
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can believe it. Someone who ordered a business

815
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 2: class ticket to go to London turn.

816
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 4: To London to come and have his interview with me

817
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 4: because of a bad back, which we.

818
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 2: Have not seen any evidence.

819
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 4: With all those free tickets standing to not go.

820
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 3: Please tell the big Boss I don't need tickets, no

821
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 3: favorites from me.

822
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 4: He's down at Alba part right now with bag your

823
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 4: money for touts.

824
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 3: Someone else who works at the station told me I

825
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 3: can get you three tickets for the Saturday at the

826
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 3: Grand Prix. But they assume Hamish and Andy, are going with.

827
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 4: You this.

828
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 3: Elderly Venezuela and in laws. They're going to be disappointed.

829
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 4: All right. So where's the worst place you've seen someone

830
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 4: take a baby? Kylie? Good morning?

831
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 15: Oh Hi, good morning guys, Good morning.

832
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 4: Welcome to show, Kylie. So it's just your baby or

833
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 4: somebody else's.

834
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 15: It was actually my baby or had who would have

835
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 15: been about six months old. We're living in Newcastle at

836
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 15: the time, and we traveled down to Sydney to see

837
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 15: Natro Circus.

838
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Now for those of us who don't

839
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 4: know what it is, is that the noisy motorbike show

840
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 4: where they do the Wall of Death.

841
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, that's it.

842
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 3: What was a six month old while we're watching those motorbikes.

843
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 15: Well, we always said that having kids wouldn't stop us

844
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 15: doing what we wanted to do, so she came to

845
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 15: night show service with us. So we thought the specific

846
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 15: noise canceling headsets for him, like little little kids one.

847
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 4: Really, Nitro Circus should do like a matinee performance for

848
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 4: all the kids shouldn't show.

849
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 15: We actually had security guards go you can't take kids

850
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 15: in there. There's Paramonia and blah blah blah blahlah and

851
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 15: I said, oh, that's all right. We've got you know,

852
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 15: special headwear for him. He'll be fine. So he slept

853
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 15: through the whole thing.

854
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 4: So he slept through the one of those nitro circus riders.

855
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 4: I'd be it was humid at me. Just see your

856
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 4: baby fast anything nothing for me, nothing, nothing for me

857
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 4: to get some z's.

858
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 14: Yeah.

859
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 15: No, he slept through the whole thing, woke up at intermission,

860
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 15: and then slept right through the second half. And yeah,

861
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 15: he pretty much lept through it all. We went back

862
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 15: to the motel and then he stayed awake all night,

863
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 15: little cheeky thing.

864
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 4: So yeah, very well edited the cheeky big what you

865
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 4: were going to call yourself? TII. Thank you very much

866
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 4: giving us a call.

867
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 7: No worries.

868
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 15: Thanks guys.

869
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 17: Bye Billy, Good morning Christian, Billy, Billy.

870
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 4: Where have you seen the baby? Did you take a

871
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 4: baby somewhere?

872
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 17: Well, we took our grandson it's five months, two weeks

873
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 17: in a row to see Bruce Springsteen, the.

874
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 4: Boss who's going to argue with the Scottish one.

875
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 17: We took him to Amy Parky had the noise canceling

876
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 17: headphones on. In fact, we were up the front as

877
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 17: you do the whole family and Bruce kissed my grandson

878
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 17: and then it was on the big screen. We went

879
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 17: the following week to Hanging Rock and the amount of

880
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 17: people who come up. And I was a kid that

881
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 17: saw the Boss five months old.

882
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: So you were in the close enough in the front

883
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 3: row that you could what pass your baby up to Bruce.

884
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 12: It was like a people visit.

885
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 4: This is like a blessing, Bruce his predecessor.

886
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 12: I held I held the baby up.

887
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Speaker 17: We've gone it on video, but I'm holding them up

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Speaker 17: to me as the past and Bruce.

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Speaker 12: Very kindly, bigger than a post.

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Speaker 17: Yah course, Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 4: Blessed your grandson. What a great thing you've done as

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Speaker 4: a granddad. Billy as well.

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Speaker 17: Absolutely absolutely, we're hoping that we'll see him again. Obviously

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Speaker 17: covered everything canceled, but we'd love to see respect in Melbourne,

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Speaker 17: as I'm sure everybody would.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's practically the godfather.

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Speaker 4: Now, yeah, I'm a godfather. And now you always seed

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Speaker 4: a couple of years before you give presents. She forgets

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Speaker 4: their birthday so he can catch up when he comes

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Speaker 4: out next year or two hopefully. Yes, all right, Billy,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much. A cool pleasure.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So, how many of you've ever thought about doing stand

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Speaker 4: up comedy and then your very next thought is, oh

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Speaker 4: my god, it'll be terrifying. I'll die up there. It

906
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Speaker 4: will kill me, it will destroy me, it will crush

907
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 4: me or break my heart. That's a conversation a lot

908
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Speaker 4: of people have in their heads. Isn't it about stand

909
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 4: up when you're not just watching it laughing along thinking

910
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 4: I'd love to do that? Is that it is a

911
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 4: great feeling. And you've all had this when you're with

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Speaker 4: your friends and you make them laugh. Everyone's had that experience, right,

913
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Speaker 4: whether it's in the office or over a couple of

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Speaker 4: drinks with family, with friends, and it's one of the

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Speaker 4: best feelings in the world is to hear laughter, right.

916
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Speaker 4: It just this Well, it's why stand up comedies are

917
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Speaker 4: on the biggest sort of art forms in the world,

918
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Speaker 4: and why of the biggest Netflix shows, and they pay

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Speaker 4: people like Ricky Gervais and des Chappelle millions to have

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Speaker 4: an hour long stand up special on there. There's something

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Speaker 4: really amazing about the sound of laughter when you can

922
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Speaker 4: create it, and you would have done this in your

923
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 4: life when you're incredibly relaxed. It actually just happens. You

924
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Speaker 4: don't even think about what did I just say? It

925
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 4: just came to you, didn't it. The words they all

926
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Speaker 4: just came together, and it's like it came through you.

927
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Speaker 4: And then the thought of like, oh no, man, how

928
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Speaker 4: the hell do I make that happen in a room?

929
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Speaker 4: And then I'm really really nervous. I don't suddenly feel

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Speaker 4: remotely funny. And now I'm annoyed that I've actually even

931
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Speaker 4: got into this situation where I'm going to get up

932
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Speaker 4: there and do it and what will I say? So

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Speaker 4: I think there's a lovely Tibetan thought where they always

934
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Speaker 4: say first thought, best thought, because we're often in life.

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Speaker 4: I'd love to do that, and then you have all

936
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Speaker 4: these other thoughts to get in the way. And that's fear,

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00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 4: isn't it holding you back? I just think, do you

938
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Speaker 4: know what? Mel who works on the show, said to

939
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Speaker 4: me Friday that she really wants to give standup comedy

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Speaker 4: a go, but she was frightened about Heckled and it

941
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Speaker 4: will just be too much for her. So I said,

942
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Speaker 4: what about if I host tonight and we hire a

943
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Speaker 4: pub and the audience are there and there are lovely,

944
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Speaker 4: big hearted listeners, which we know you all are. And

945
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 4: there's one golden rule. You don't heckle anyone who's coming

946
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Speaker 4: up because you respect what it is they're doing and

947
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Speaker 4: what giant they're little steps to go up to that

948
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Speaker 4: little stage, but they're really really big steps, and often

949
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Speaker 4: it's only a little steps sometimes going from fear to

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Speaker 4: join happiness. It's a scene in your life, that's what

951
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: it is. And I think one day, if you're lucky,

952
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 4: you'll be looking back on what you did for those highlights,

953
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 4: those scenes in your life, and the only highlights you

954
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 4: will have on there. There are things that you said

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Speaker 4: yes to even if you didn't know. You couldn't guarantee

956
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 4: how it was going to go because you wouldn't get married.

957
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 4: The overwhelming odds are it won't work out. We all

958
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 4: know how many couples end up breaking up, getting divorced.

959
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 4: You wouldn't get married, you wouldn't have kids, because that

960
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 4: will break your heart as well. That's hard as well

961
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 4: as joyful as well. So I heard you. If you've

962
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 4: really thought about it, come and do it. Email me,

963
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 4: call me. I'd a lovely email from a guy yesterday

964
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Speaker 4: evening who literally been having almost like a heckling conversation

965
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Speaker 4: with himself, just simply saying, bloody, el is taking me

966
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Speaker 4: all day just to sum up the courage to send

967
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Speaker 4: you this email. But what the hell, Life's too short

968
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 4: for regrets. I'd love to give it a go. They go,

969
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 4: Shaane Faulkner, well done. That's the kind of person we want,

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Speaker 4: right someone who is just a bit curious at the moment.

971
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Speaker 4: And please don't see it that. You have to be

972
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 4: brilliant up there. You have to be amazing up there.

973
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Speaker 4: I can't do stand up that way. I can't do

974
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 4: this radio show this week. You can't do any anything

975
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 4: like that. You simply just have to go up there

976
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Speaker 4: and tell us a story. And we will help you

977
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Speaker 4: find that story. I will. I'm literally going to clear

978
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 4: time after the show. We will help you find the story.

979
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 4: We're coaching through how you actually tell us story, and

980
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 4: give you some little skills that you can use up there.

981
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Speaker 4: And I tell you one thing, I guarantee that when

982
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Speaker 4: you come off stage you feel amazing. You really did

983
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Speaker 4: something that ninety nine point nine nine nine nine percent

984
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Speaker 4: of the world are terrified of. It's always number one,

985
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Speaker 4: it's number one ahead of dying is a fear of

986
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Speaker 4: public speaking, right, and you're going to go and do it.

987
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Speaker 4: And I'm going to put on a night where people

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Speaker 4: want to come along. They will want you to do well.

989
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Speaker 4: Everyone that I think has got a good story in them,

990
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Speaker 4: at least we hear them every day on the show.

991
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Speaker 4: So who is interested in a moment and all we

992
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: got a bit at the moment is curious. Don't start

993
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Speaker 4: thinking I don't even know what the story is. We

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00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 4: can out with that one four one oh four three

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Speaker 4: up first this morning, very excited by this, Gus. Good morning,

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00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 4: Good morning Christian. How are you now, Gus? I got

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00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 4: your email yesterday. You're fifteen? Is that right?

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Speaker 13: I'm fifteen?

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Speaker 4: Yes, And you're interested in doing startup comedy.

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Speaker 13: I have always, ever since I can remember, I love

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Speaker 13: loved comedy like It's something that I love so much.

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Speaker 13: And you know, if I had the opportunity to give

1003
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Speaker 13: it a go, you know that'd be a dream come

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Speaker 13: true to me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And what kind of comedians or comedy shows do

1006
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Speaker 4: you like? Gus?

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Speaker 13: I loved Ricky, I love Richie Dvais. I idolize him.

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Speaker 13: I love his stand up comedy shows and his shows

1009
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Speaker 13: I think he's a genius.

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Speaker 4: Yeah he is. Yeah, he's a brilliant standard commit You've

1011
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 4: got good standards and good taste already, Gus. And what

1012
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 4: kind of thing do you think you would talk about? Gus?

1013
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 4: At fifteen? Would you talk about your life at school

1014
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 4: and mom and dad?

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Speaker 13: I would think so. I think i'd talk about my

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Speaker 13: life at school and some other interesting stories. I've moved

1017
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Speaker 13: schools eight times, so I've got a bit of a

1018
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Speaker 13: bit of experience. I've got some interesting stories, and I

1019
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 13: would think that I'm a funny person, and I'd love

1020
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 13: to give this a go. It'll be awesome.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you one thing you are. You're a natural talker, Gus.

1022
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 4: You're very very good. Are you really fifteen? Yeah?

1023
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Speaker 13: I'm early fifteen, year ten?

1024
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Speaker 4: You could actually just be a DJ. Does hear you chat?

1025
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 3: You've got more presence than I do.

1026
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 13: Thanks, that means a lot, mate.

1027
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 4: He noticed he didn't say no. I like you. I

1028
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 4: like the confidence there and the swagger. You need a

1029
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 4: bit of that Gus as well. So, Gus, can I

1030
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 4: just ask you? Why have you moved school eight times?

1031
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 4: What's happened? Have you've been thrown out?

1032
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 13: I've lived in many different places.

1033
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 4: And all right, Jasond, this is incredible, Gus. I think

1034
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 4: you're the kind of person that we need on there. Gus,

1035
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 4: I'd love to have you as part of this.

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00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 13: Oh, thanks, it'd be awesome.

1037
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 4: Great, all right, so you're off to school now, Gus.

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Speaker 13: Awesome, Yes, thanks, Christian, thank you for your time.

1039
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 4: Christian. All right, if you want to come and join

1040
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 4: our night nine four one four one o four three

1041
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 4: first thought, best thought, don't overthink it. If you're interested,

1042
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 4: that's it.

1043
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 5: Just call me nout Christian Connell Show Podcast.

1044
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 4: Do you want to come and join us? Then I'll

1045
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 4: be hosting. It's going to do a spot as well.

1046
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 4: The rest of the spots will be you. If you've

1047
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 4: ever thought about doing stand up comedy, let that be

1048
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 4: the only thought you need. Pick up the phone. Email

1049
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 4: me if you want today, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

1050
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 4: com dot AU. A night where there's one golden rule,

1051
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 4: there's no heckling. We're gonna host it. We'll find a

1052
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 4: little pub the next two weeks. The audience will be

1053
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 4: on your side. We will help you out with your

1054
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 4: set that you'll perform. Who wants to give it a go?

1055
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 4: Who wants to have an adventure up there. You know

1056
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 4: what's nothing worse some nice When you see a friend

1057
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 4: and they go, what are you being up to?

1058
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 3: You?

1059
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 4: You go, oh, not really bad. If you go oh,

1060
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 4: I didn't stand up comedy, then I'm like, they're gonna

1061
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: go You're gonna be a hero. They go, what when

1062
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 4: did that happen? You've already got story. They won't even

1063
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 4: care about whether or not you did well. You did

1064
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 4: stand up comedy, and you can tell them what story

1065
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 4: work and what it was all like. They'd actually janius,

1066
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 4: you managed to do something like that? Nine four one,

1067
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Speaker 4: one oh four three. Good morning Sue, Good morning Christian.

1068
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 4: All right, Sue, So tell us about yourself, Sue. What

1069
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 4: do you do? Sue?

1070
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Speaker 16: Well, I'm it's trafisional but a doctorate in philosophy. So

1071
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 16: I can't tell you exactly what I do because I'm

1072
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Speaker 16: a professional and I have to represent.

1073
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 10: The two places I work my own business.

1074
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Speaker 16: And one is a well known university. I can't do

1075
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 16: my brand because I have to be professional.

1076
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you got a job like that, and

1077
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 4: you've got to perform at to a certain level. There's

1078
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 4: I guess no outlet, you know, for human mucking around.

1079
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,479
Speaker 16: Absolutely, I mean my students, and we muck around quite

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Speaker 16: a lot because we work with kids. When we're I

1081
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Speaker 16: work with people who are going to work with kids,

1082
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Speaker 16: and so we do play and we do muck around.

1083
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 16: But there's no space for dark humor.

1084
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Speaker 4: Gotcha. And so you've always stands a given, stand up

1085
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 4: a go h.

1086
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Speaker 16: It was only when I was listening to you yesterday, really, Christian,

1087
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Speaker 16: I'm I guess it just stuck a chord.

1088
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Speaker 6: It was.

1089
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Speaker 16: It was that moment of inspiration where I went, oh

1090
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Speaker 16: my gosh, this could be my outlet. I just I

1091
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Speaker 16: was listening to you, and I'm like, I've been searching

1092
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Speaker 16: for something. I spent my life helping people and doing

1093
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Speaker 16: awesome stuff and giving back to the community because I'm

1094
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Speaker 16: such a privileged, white Anglo Celtic woman that I had

1095
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Speaker 16: a great life. But you know, when I want to

1096
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Speaker 16: get into that dark kind of Judas Lucy kind of

1097
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Speaker 16: before us kind of jam, I'm not allowed to do it.

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Speaker 4: Great. Wow, it sounds like you do need an outlet

1099
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 4: for that. Sue. All right, well, Sue, thank you very

1100
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 4: much for finding the courage to actually give us a call.

1101
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 4: Come on the show today.

1102
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 16: Okay, thank you, good on you, and hey, Gus is

1103
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 16: awesome fifteen.

1104
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know, all right, So at

1105
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 4: the moment that what we're doing is we're just chatting

1106
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 4: to people who were interested in the moment where we

1107
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 4: try and sort of look at numbers and stuff like that.

1108
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 4: But Sue, thank you very much.

1109
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 16: Thank you, and half my nubby, love you, nubby, my

1110
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 16: nubby COMPI over an especia any or a break christ

1111
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 16: juice and in different times for Christians, gotcha, he's my

1112
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 16: non hubby, right yeah.

1113
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 4: Okay, So I don't know, We've got a lot of

1114
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 4: work to do with some of these people. They're all okay,

1115
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 4: we are so cooling, they're very very well. Maybe that

1116
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 4: isn't the closer, the whole nubby bit, you know, we

1117
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 4: lose that, We lose that closer, all right. Debbie.

1118
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 16: Good morning, Debbie, Good morning Christian.

1119
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,280
Speaker 11: How are you today?

1120
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 4: I'm good, Debbie. Why don't you tell us about yourself?

1121
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 11: Deps all right, Well, I'm a street I've not comedy, something.

1122
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 13: I always enjoyed.

1123
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 4: Hang on, Tobbie, Debbie, Debbie, we couldn't hear the beginning bit, mate, Sorry,

1124
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's your phone connection or are

1125
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 4: a bit but we missed out the start, so well sorry,

1126
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 4: that's why it's not your fault. I think it was

1127
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,280
Speaker 4: just taken Yes, so tell us take it on. Then,

1128
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 4: who are you?

1129
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 11: Okay? So I'm a grandmother of three grandchildren. I am

1130
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 11: in my six years. The only public speaking I've done

1131
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 11: is like back in the day, like a topwear lady,

1132
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 11: you know some.

1133
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, my mom used to go to all those

1134
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 4: tupperware parties.

1135
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 19: Yes, And I have worked in the veterinary industry and

1136
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 19: I'll currently work in the hospital of work you need to.

1137
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 19: And I have lots of really funny stories that I

1138
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 19: think will make people laugh and you will have yeah, yeah,

1139
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 19: And I enjoy making people laugh.

1140
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 11: There's nothing better than a good belly laugh.

1141
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 10: So when I heard you guys talking about.

1142
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 16: Well, I reckon that might be a bit of fun.

1143
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 15: I reckon I could get that a crack.

1144
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 4: You will be able to give it a crack. I

1145
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 4: can tell you you're going to smash it. You're going

1146
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 4: to enjoy it. You're so like you up. Tell you what,

1147
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 4: those tuperware ladies are pretty tough crowds. If you can

1148
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 4: do right with the tuper Ware ladies are one of those.

1149
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 4: You'll be fine in a comedy club, trust me, that's

1150
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 4: going to be a cakewalk for you. Afterwards. Afterwards you

1151
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 4: want to have a little bit of commission on the side.

1152
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 4: Say you listen, I'll be down the downstairs and the

1153
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 4: bar said in tupperware.

1154
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 11: Ah, that's a good idea.

1155
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 4: Well listen, you know what you you sound like you've got.

1156
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 4: I bet you've got loads of great stories that you've had,

1157
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 4: a proper stuff. You've got stuff that is dying to

1158
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 4: be shared. Absolutely, Debbie, I'm going to hire you right now.

1159
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 4: You're on the bill.

1160
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 11: My goodness, Oh wow, awesome, Thank you so much, Christian, you're.

1161
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 4: On the lineup. Yep, Debbie, you're going to do really well. Okay,

1162
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 4: we'll be in touch.

1163
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 14: But oh, thank you so much.

1164
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 10: That's awesome.

1165
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 4: Yay, Tuperware. I'll speak to you later. Bye.

1166
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: This is the Christian Commels Show podcast.

1167
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 4: The United Nations has released its tenth World Happiness Report,

1168
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 4: where they rank countries according to how happy the population are.

1169
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 4: Australia isn't in the top two. Oh that's sas number twelve,

1170
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 4: though United Kingdom is at number seventy. If you've met

1171
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 4: you understand that they can actually get in the top twenty.

1172
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 4: New Zealand is at number ten.

1173
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,399
Speaker 3: I would say we're happier than New Zealand.

1174
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 4: Our resident Kiwi on the show is nodding his head

1175
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:20,720
Speaker 4: to sign.

1176
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 3: You us hapiness.

1177
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 4: Not the funeral director not obviously he's not on. There's

1178
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 4: only with spite those numbers the top ten happiest countries.

1179
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,959
Speaker 4: Finland is at number one for the fifth year running. Wow. Yeah.

1180
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,240
Speaker 4: This is all based on a range of aarials seeing

1181
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 4: as you asked, including life expectancy, gross domestic product, free healthcare,

1182
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 4: low levels of poverty, natural beauty, and they also examined

1183
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 4: acts of kindness, including helping strangers, volunteering time to organizations,

1184
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 4: and donating money to charity. Our strings do this a lot.

1185
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you're not higher up.

1186
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 3: Actually just I guess they finished do it more they do?

1187
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, talking about us. So what we're going to do

1188
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 4: today for the time wasts, We're looking for your happier movies?

1189
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 4: Jack heard this. We haven't actually played this song yeh yet,

1190
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 4: have we? We love Whenever you hear anything, by the way,

1191
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 4: anything unusual strange from Neil Mitchell, please let us know

1192
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 4: and we will play it back. We're always on constant

1193
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 4: Neil watch.

1194
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 3: He was looking for the happiest song. Calls to give

1195
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 3: him the happiest song they could think of.

1196
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 4: And there's a man who really does need to know.

1197
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,720
Speaker 4: Let's all help him out. Hi, how are you okay?

1198
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 4: I mean, is he having a bad show? You would

1199
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,439
Speaker 4: think this is at one am in the morning. Hi,

1200
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 4: how are you okay? We need to ask you if

1201
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 4: he wants come and do our comedy night.

1202
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Cole is ask how he is? It's like he

1203
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: puts a band on it. He really dislikes it.

1204
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 18: Hi, how are you okay?

1205
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 14: That's good?

1206
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 15: Happy Carell Williams just.

1207
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 10: Jump around.

1208
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 14: If you feel like a room without a roof.

1209
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 18: Pharrell Williams know it. Can you sing it for me?

1210
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 16: Oh?

1211
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 15: Happy, happy, happy happy.

1212
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 18: It's it's terrific, happy happy. We'll find it thanks to Delia.

1213
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 4: It doesn't Why what do you say if you feel

1214
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 4: good listening?

1215
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 18: That's a good song.

1216
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:29,720
Speaker 4: I like it. Show on the weekend Neil's happy songs. Okay,

1217
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 4: because I like it? It is happy and I was

1218
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 4: a hellow cyclist. All right, make a movie happier. I

1219
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 4: wish I put no Mitchell, all right, make a movie happier,

1220
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 4: the Fast and the furiest. Oh, those little kids in

1221
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 4: their racing cars. Silver, when Harry met Silly, pull my finger.

1222
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 4: Harry the good Father. He's a gangster, but he always

1223
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 4: remembers your birthday and his nephew's birthday. And Yard said

1224
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 4: on Elm Street. Oh God, that's going cheap, isn't it.

1225
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 4: That little footstool there? All right, check, well, make a

1226
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 4: movie happier. What have you got? Oh?

1227
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 3: These guys are happy? Laugh of the Mohicans.

1228
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 4: That is gold, That is goat.

1229
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 3: Do you think of Eminem as a happy guy? Particularly?

1230
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 3: He was happy in eight Smile Tickle Taylor, soldier spy.

1231
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,959
Speaker 3: He's going to smile on his face, that spy.

1232
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 4: He's smiling because he's got bronze.

1233
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 3: You're like this because this one makes moms happy. Lovely

1234
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 3: show Mama from the train right this way, Mama.

1235
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 13: There you go.

1236
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 4: He found it again.

1237
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 5: You're listening to the question O Kyle's Show podcast.

1238
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 4: All right, I will ask you this morning to make

1239
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 4: a movie happier as the time waste you went to

1240
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 4: Mark Jackie boy, how did you go? Conan the librarian,

1241
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 4: A library's happy now those stories waiting to be ready?

1242
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 4: Silver plus instead of watership down, water shed clown that

1243
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 4: actually makes him more terrifying him. Silver throw confetti from

1244
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 4: the train, Gold, Ah what and Chris Big giggle in

1245
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 4: Little China. Then we're trouble.

1246
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 3: They're giggling. Silver and.

1247
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 4: Black Hawk up Bronze Happy Potter. So happy is this

1248
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 4: school he goes to now Men who tickle Goats. Wendy,

1249
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 4: that's great, well done, Pillow Fight Club, Silver Fry Yay's

1250
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 4: the thirteenth Gold, that's very good. Mark Buffet at Tiffany's.

1251
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 4: That's so much better than breakfast.

1252
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 3: What you are?

1253
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 4: You can eat? Second Please, Nightmare on Sesame Street, Nightmare

1254
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 4: on Sesame Street. It's not a nightmare with all the guys.

1255
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, still a nightmare though, Silver.

1256
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 4: Poor Paul and cooee rat, Neil Mitchell's day off instead

1257
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 4: of Ferris Buters. Neil Mitchell lolls of plenty, Mousey, well done,

1258
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 4: Juice Bigelow. The Human Giglow. If I was doing a

1259
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 4: show this year at the Melbourne, give us to my

1260
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 4: call the Human Giglow. I'm going to write that down

1261
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 4: maybe next year. The Human You didn't put your name

1262
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 4: on that. That is brilliant. Ferris Buer's month off.

1263
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 3: Silver Florist Gump, Florist Gump.

1264
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 4: Yes, he's running around all the ten things I will,

1265
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 4: I'll tolerate them about you, Bronze tickling, Miss Daisy, Silver

1266
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 4: am I getting home for Christmas, Miss Peregan's Home for

1267
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 4: Positive Children. Silva Star wars there will be no revenge

1268
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 4: of the Sith Bronze. They're not the same as Juice

1269
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 4: Bigelow human Jigglow gigglo. That's brilliant, Thank you very much

1270
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,439
Speaker 4: all the time wast so like Patsy was saying, right

1271
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 4: when you are listening to Milwitch or sometimes you hear

1272
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 4: people go and you do when you call the show,

1273
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 4: you're polite, you come on. You know it might be

1274
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 4: the first time you're on the show on the radio.

1275
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 4: Out of politeness, you just simply say, hi, how are you?

1276
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 4: Neil Mitchell, you don't care for that, Hi, how are

1277
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 4: you okay? Nothing?

1278
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 14: That's good?

1279
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 15: Happy Carell Williams just jump around. If you feel like

1280
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 15: a room without.

1281
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 18: A roof, Pharrell Williams don't know it.

1282
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 4: Are you singing for me?

1283
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 16: Oh?

1284
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 15: Happy, happy, happy happy it's just.

1285
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 18: It's terrific, happy happy. We'll find it thanks to Delia,

1286
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 18: I won't know what happens.

1287
01:00:55,400 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 4: To be all here? What is he doing? I'm happy

1288
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 4: at the dictionary emotions.

1289
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 18: That's a good song.

1290
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 4: I like it. It's hit maker three aw. We put

1291
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 4: together a little mix of all Neil's favorite moments in

1292
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 4: the show. If you are ever calling Neil Mitchell, you

1293
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 4: make sure you get on air. You'll ask him how

1294
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 4: he is. He loves it.

1295
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 18: Ricky Hello, yeah, okay, what do you reckon?

1296
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 4: Thanks?

1297
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 18: Richard, Debbie Hollo, Hi, Hell are you okay?

1298
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 13: That's good?

1299
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 18: Andrew Hello, here you go, Okay, what do you think?

1300
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,919
Speaker 4: Great? Beyond Neil Watch always listeners, we're going to start

1301
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 4: getting to giveaway prizes now. If you hear any moments

1302
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 4: that's right for Neil Watch, we'll find the audio playerback

1303
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 4: email them in same place. Then we're going to take

1304
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 4: some more calls tomorrow, people who want to do stand

1305
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 4: at comedy on our night the next two weeks. One

1306
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 4: golden rule. I'm gonna be hosting it. One golden rule.

1307
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 4: There's no heckling. The audience will be on your side.

1308
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 4: They want you to have a great set. And you

1309
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 4: will have a good time as well. You'll love it

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Speaker 4: if you want to give it a go, and you're

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Speaker 4: just curious at the moment, that's all we need. Email

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Speaker 4: me today. Don't even overthink it. Just send the email.

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Speaker 4: Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast