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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour, Yes,

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Speaker 2: we're asking on thirteen one oh sixty five right now,

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Speaker 2: has your kid out smartered you? There's a girl called

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Speaker 2: Iris in the UK who's trying to outsmart the tooth

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Speaker 2: fairy by snapping tic TACs in half and then having

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Speaker 2: a red pen on the snap. There looks like teeth

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Speaker 2: absolutely rinsing the fairy. Well done, we got Jeff here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I just don't think that that's a true

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Speaker 3: story of IM being totally honest with you.

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Speaker 2: Who made the news?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously it made the news. It's I saw the story.

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Speaker 3: It's in London. There's obviously you know, you know, twenty

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Speaker 3: million people locked down there at the moment. They're all

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Speaker 3: sitting around scratching their heads and going, how can I

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Speaker 3: get on the internet? Box of tick tacks, photo of

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Speaker 3: a kid a bit of a red texter. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm impressed at how the reverse engineering.

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Speaker 2: To be honest conspiracy theories. Wow, let's go to Jeff

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Speaker 2: thirteen one six five. Jeffrey, Hello, kid, that smarter you?

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Speaker 2: Jeff that was.

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Speaker 4: It was actually my grandson. How ye, and he's a

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Speaker 4: very sneaky, shisty fellow. I've got I've got.

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Speaker 3: Es, yeah, and I can't hear that at all.

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Speaker 4: I said, I've got some dents.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Great, remember the commercials three for three? Yet little rascal

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Speaker 1: out of him body. Took him out of his little

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Speaker 1: container that I could keep the teeth in overnight, put

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Speaker 1: him under his clothes. Yeah, asked his mom to wake

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Speaker 1: his freak times as much.

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Speaker 4: What she gave him six packs.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jeff, can you do as a favor and take

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Speaker 2: the teeth out and say free for free?

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Speaker 4: I'll do that right there, three for.

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Speaker 2: Free, Jeff. Let's go to jelous Chelsea, Chelsea, I think

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Speaker 2: this might be another tooth fairy story. What happened? Chelsea?

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Speaker 2: So when I was little, I went like, we went

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Speaker 2: camping as a family, and I lost my truth when

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Speaker 2: I was knee boarding and I.

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Speaker 5: Lost my tooth.

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Speaker 3: So I just kept putting money. I kept putting the

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Speaker 3: water out.

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Speaker 2: I was like, mom, you curm.

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Speaker 5: I just kept taking the money every morning, saying I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Chelsea, you're saying this. You kept putting water out

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Speaker 2: without a tooth in it.

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Speaker 1: Like you know when you put the truth in the water.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I kept.

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Speaker 5: Out because there's no truth, so couldn't take my tooth.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the tooth fair would have send straight

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Speaker 3: through that one. Yeah, my parents would have sad straight

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Speaker 3: through it as well.

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Speaker 2: I agree. Did you asa the tooth fairies to blame there?

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Speaker 2: There's no tooth in that is putting cash there? I mean,

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Speaker 2: tooth fairy, you're better than that.

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Speaker 3: Did you put your tooth in a cup of water

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Speaker 3: for the tooth fairy?

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Speaker 2: I told you, mate, I didn't put my teeth out.

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Speaker 2: I kept them in a lock and safe because I

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Speaker 2: thought the value of teeth would go out.

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Speaker 3: I regret asking you the question.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go. What do you think tooth value

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Speaker 2: was out these days? You think kids these days getting

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Speaker 2: more cash than we're we're get.

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Speaker 3: Definitely, But I inpacted that I heard, well, I heard

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Speaker 3: a story of a friend of mine recently.

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Speaker 2: She's got a little kid.

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Speaker 3: She gave her kid a Pavarotti in exchange for the tooth.

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Speaker 2: You mean the tooth fairy gave a pavarotti? Of course?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's right. What did I say?

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Speaker 2: You were you? I'm not sure what you said. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Mark here on thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 5: Mark, guys are going good mate.

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Speaker 2: Now is yours tooth fairy related or is this just

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Speaker 2: getting out started by a kid?

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Speaker 5: No, this is out smarted by my son. He was

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Speaker 5: about five six years old. He would never sleep. You'd

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Speaker 5: have to lay down next to him to get him

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Speaker 5: to go to sleep. This night I was laying next

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Speaker 5: to him trying to get him to sleep. The little

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Speaker 5: bugger said to me, Daddy, you close your eyes and

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Speaker 5: I will be I will go to sleep. And I

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Speaker 5: went no, no, no, you just close your eyes and

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Speaker 5: he wouldn't sew and I said okay. Then he said,

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Speaker 5: just trust me, Daddy, closed your eyes. I closed my eyes.

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Speaker 5: The next thing I know, I smelled this terrible bloody smell,

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Speaker 5: opened my eyes up and there he was squatting over

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Speaker 5: the top of me and let go of a big butt.

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Speaker 3: My god, and.

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Speaker 2: Come back.

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Speaker 3: What they're called Arabian sandstorm and the beach. Hear more

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Speaker 3: of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: You know you want to