WEBVTT - Jonah Hill's leaked texts and purpose anxiety with Dr Sabina Read 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.400 Life un Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:06.160 lands were never seeded. We pay our respects to their 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:07.600 elders past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:34.199 recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land. Hi guys, and welcome back 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:38.880 to another episode of Life on Patna. I'm pretty holy dully, 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:40.680 it has been a morning. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.519 It has been. I mean, we always say we driving chaos. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.040 We always say how chaotic life is. Today was probably 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.199 the most chaotic it's been in as long as I 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:48.680 can remember. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:50.960 I'll tell you why things are going wrong. It's because 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.600 producer Keisha is still in Europe sucking down. 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:55.720 After all spirits. Oh I think you're gonna say sucking 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:56.320 someone else. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.200 She's probably tatter it. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.240 She is down in opp Rol Spirits. She's there for 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.200 another week and she's left us to our own devices. Now, 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:10.119 we for over two years by ourselves, once upon a time. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.160 God knows how we did that. You know why? Because 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.520 it was simple. You know the old kiss saying keep 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.880 it simple stupid? You remember that from school? 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:17.119 Right? 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:17.600 Yeah? 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.200 With life, they're like, just kiss it, keep it simple, stupid. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:21.839 I don't think anyone said it as like a life 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.000 mottol but like I did sure my entire life. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.800 I thought your life model was risk for there it was, 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.120 and then it was kiss, which is why risk it for. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.319 The biscuit was mine. They're playing to each other. But 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:35.160 it was so easy for us because we were at home. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:37.920 We didn't have fancy equipment. We didn't have like all 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:43.440 these cameras and like zoom recordings and desks. We didn't 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:44.440 have desks, we didn't. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:48.160 Have pants, We literally had nothing, and it was easier 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:49.640 than what it is now between Britain and I we're 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.920 both so technologically challenged that in order to be able 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:56.440 to record today's episode, they have everything here like we're 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:57.120 at the. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:00.240 Podcasting studio, I guess you'd call it. But we brought 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.000 our own equipment because we don't know how to use 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:02.760 the equipment here. 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:04.720 I came with my suitcase. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:05.520 I brought a suitcase. 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:07.480 It still has like my virgin stickert attached to it. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:08.919 I put all the equipment in it and I wheeled 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:10.480 it on in. We set it all up. Let's not 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:11.959 like talk ourselves down too much. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.680 The floor is on lava, but everything is fine. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:15.919 The floor is on lava. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.680 The floor is lava. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:23.320 We're back from your honeymoon, not honeymoon. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.160 Guys went to Fiji for five days. I'm sure we 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:26.880 probably knew that if you listened to the last week's 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:28.120 episode or saw it on the socials. 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.000 Did you ask him if they wanted to see it 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:30.560 on socials? 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.960 I didn't. I didn't say, hey, guys, does anyone want 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.160 to see my honeymoon on socials? I just made you. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:35.880 All view it. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.799 But what I would like to say is taking your 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.880 own children along with your sister's children and your sister 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:45.560 and her husband on your honeymoon. I think it makes 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.280 it less of a honeymoon and just a holiday with family. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:50.720 Well it's not ideal, but correct me if I'm wrong. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.280 Didn't you say that Matt thought he was going on 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.360 a honeymoon. He didn't really know that you'd invited the 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:55.640 rest of. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.720 The No, no, no, no, he knew, he knew. Alicia 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.519 thought it was her fortieth birthday present. That was a 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.919 different thought. We were going to celebrate her fortieth and 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.400 then I was like, hey, I know you're turning forty, 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.560 but it is also our honeymoon. So I just combined 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:10.200 and joined things. Where we stayed had the best freaking 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:12.720 kids club, Like it was amazing, and I expected that 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.200 the girls were going to get there and then not 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.079 want to go to kids club and complains they wanted 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.240 to be with us. They woke up every morning and 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.560 they ran out the door. They were like, well, going 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:23.760 to kids clubs on their own as they didn't want 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.280 a bar of us until it came to like four 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.320 o'clock in the afternoon. And it was possibly the best 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.480 holiday I think I've ever had. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:30.880 So did they? Kids club every day? 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:31.880 Kids club every day? 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:32.040 Man? 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:35.080 They made T shirts. We like out making grass skirts, 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:37.200 they were collecting eggs. It was their holiday. We just 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:38.400 paid for it. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.440 It was an expensive honeymoon, wasn't it. It was a 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:41.120 whole family. 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.520 Yeah, a fair. That's what happens when you have children, 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.000 and especially when your youngest one is over to and 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.360 you got to buy them a ticket. Laula didn't sit 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.160 on that fucking seat for one second. When do you 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.400 have to start paying for a kid at one, two two? Yeah, 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.760 and then it's full price at ever. Yeah. There's no 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.160 intermission phase where they're like, oh, that kid's too but 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:00.760 they don't take up that much of the seed, so 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.400 let's just charge them a quarter of the price. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.480 Do you still get like when you walk onto the 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.880 plane and you've got, oh your shit, and you've got 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.000 two kids and one't Lola's. We know, Lola's wild little 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.520 potato head. Do you still get like the subtle looks 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:15.480 from people down the corridor being like, oh fuck, please 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:17.120 don't sit next to me, Please don't sit next to me. 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:19.120 Like do you feel down the corridor? 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.359 It's it's kind of okay when you fly to somewhere 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.800 like Fiji, because I feel like majority of the people 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:25.240 who are flying they have children. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.920 Yeah, because they're kids club are known worldwide. I need 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:29.160 you get known for kids clubs. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.360 They're known for kids clubs. And also the Fijian people 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.440 are so beautifully lovely and they are they are like 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.440 born to be parents, Like they are just the kindest, 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.359 most patient and lovely people. And so everybody takes their 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:43.240 children there and are like, hey, have my kids for 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.599 a week. Here they are, and so we offload them. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.200 The one thing though, it did happen to me speaking 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:53.320 of romantic honeymoons, is the curse, my tropical holiday curse. 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:54.799 What's that hit me again? 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:55.880 I don't know if that's a real thing. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.760 Isn't every time I go on a tropical holiday and 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.719 you know this bread. Basically, we flew in to Nadi. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.120 We got on a little boat that took us over 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:08.159 to where we were staying. The second the second my 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:11.520 foot touch land, I was like, you've got to be 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.760 kidding me. Period. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:14.360 Oh. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.240 I was about to say diarrhea rain or u TI 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:19.400 rain rain in my pants? 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.400 Period, blood rain. The second flood, it was a blood flat. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:26.440 The gates opened, the damn flooded honeymoon blood flood. That's 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.279 exactly what happened. I took the. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:31.360 Honeymoon blood flood. Shall hear me known from here? For 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.000 that you have the curse of the honeymoon blood plot. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.599 I took one step onto the island and I was like, oh, 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.960 I didn't even pack or in a remote island somewhere, 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:39.640 I had no tampoons. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.640 Would you not pack a tampon? 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.320 Because I got them a week early? Didn't I It's 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.080 literally like my body was like, oh, you're going on 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:47.560 a honeymoon, cool. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:48.120 No sex for you? 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.159 Period? We're really going to fuck Matt's stream side. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:53.960 You can still do period section. 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.320 He is not a stand of it, he lied once 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.320 on the podcast. I remember once we interviewed him and 0:05:58.360 --> 0:05:59.920 he said he doesn't mind. He was like, oh, I'm 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:01.800 all four period sex. And then as soon as I 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.080 actually had them, and I'm like, do we call them 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:05.800 with them? I don't know when they're actually here, and 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.200 I'm like, hey, baby, let's get jigg they show up. Yeah, 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.320 they came. Anyway, well she she arrived. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:11.119 They came. You didn't. 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.400 They came and I did not. That's definitely the moral 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.240 of the story. But anyway, apart from that, we had 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:18.919 a beautiful honeymoon. It was a great time. Matt swam 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.320 many laps underwater. I saw them. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.080 That's all I saw of the holiday was just matt' 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.279 sween underwater pretty much all I like. It's like the kids, 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:28.239 they're like, mum. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:28.440 Watch me. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:30.880 That was like what Matt was doing. So what was 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:31.400 the highlight? 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.120 Laying on my back. I woke up in the morning, 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.840 I went to the breakfast buffet, I shipped my kids 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:39.880 off to kids club, and then I went to the gym, 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:41.560 and then I laid by the pool And that was 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:43.000 pretty much my entire day. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.560 But that's what a holiday should be, or what you're 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:49.520 describing is that you were on a holiday. You're like, 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.800 believe it or not, you've probably never done that before. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:53.800 Well, no, The problem is is that once you have children, 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.080 you just parent in a new location. That's all you do. 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:59.159 So it's their holiday and you just chaperone them on it, 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.680 and kids club is a game changer. And prior to 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:04.800 this holiday, my kids have been too young for kids Club, 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:07.000 like Lola has a little melon head, it has been 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.560 too little. And this is the first time that genuinely 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.200 she got up every morning and she was like, yeah, 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.040 kid club and she ran out the door. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.800 So does that mean the only holiday you're ever going 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.840 to do again is back to Fiji, back to the 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:17.320 kids club. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.080 We're only ever going to places with kids club from 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:19.240 now on. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.760 Imagine Europe or something that kids club couldn't do it. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.440 Could you need to go to kids club? I don't 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:26.040 care about your posatana. I don't want to go and 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.720 sit on a beach with my children around there. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.040 We did that Mali right when she was like. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.679 She was a fotis a little blob. She was literally 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.080 she'd just come out of me and she was still 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:34.480 a fetus. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.240 Why did you do that? As a new you just 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:36.800 like fuck it? 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:40.520 No, this is a misconception. Traveling with newborn babies is 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.200 actually completely fine traveling with like a three month old 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.640 baby because they just sleep all the time. So we 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.920 went to Europe when Maley was only three months old. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.280 We had the most amazing trip, but once they hit 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:55.120 about four months, five months, six months, goes rapidly downhill. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.360 We are not going back to Europe until they're seventeen. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.080 Yeah, and then they can pay for themselves. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.520 Yeah, how that's why you send them over there. Do 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.160 you know what? One thing did happen to me though, 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:06.680 which I thought I had my own little accidentally unfiltered moment. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:08.720 I was. So we went out for the dinner this 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.440 one night and there was a couple who we met, 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.640 and they were very proper. They were very lovely, but 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.800 they had a proper domestic sitting next to us at 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.080 the table. But started off with a little bickering fight 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:19.840 between the two of them. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:20.640 How old are we talking? 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:24.720 They were probably in their forties. Nationality yeah Aussie's, Like 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.560 I'm pretty sure they were from Sydney. Anyway, they were 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:27.960 having a little bit of a bickering fight and then 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.800 it turned into him being like I could overhear it. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.760 It was so it was so inappropriately loud for how 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.040 close we were sitting to each other. He was saying, 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.360 you know, I'm we're not doing this shit again, Like 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:41.040 I can't believe we're going to rehash this. So they 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.400 were having a full on argument and then she sat 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:45.720 pretty quiet for the rest of the dinner. And it 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.160 was awkward because we'd just met and like we'd had 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:49.960 a really nice chat and then it was kind of like, 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.319 oh God, I wonder what's going on there. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:54.600 But it is awkward when also you know that they 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:57.240 know that, you know, that's exactly yeah, when everyone in 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:58.160 the situation knows. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.959 So the next morning I get to break and they're there. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.040 They're sitting at the table, rub it lecture us. No, no, 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.080 it's a different restaurants, are sitting right there, and we 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:06.400 sat down next to them. I was like, oh, it's 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.280 a bit awkward, you know, like we heard them having 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.000 a fight. They know that we heard them having a fight. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:13.199 They were looking at us. We didn't say we did 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.079 like some like cordial like is that what's good? We 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.400 were like hellos, you know anyway down were like, hi, 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.160 how are you if? It is it cordial like the 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.319 drink or is it cordial. 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.760 It's said the same, but it's spelled it ha ha. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:26.520 So we sat at breakfast and had some cordial and 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.080 then said hello and then cordialed, and then we cordialed, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.760 so we said a low exchanged like a little bit 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.240 of you know, pleasantries. And then I was like feeding 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.880 Lala and they were staring at us, and I was like, 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:38.880 this is weird. But then they kept staring at us 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.839 and I and I said to my must be really 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.960 awkward for them because we heard them having that fight 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:46.320 last night. And then I'm feeding Alla her wheatbits. And 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.679 this goes on for a good fifteen minutes, no exaggeration, 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.160 and then I look up again and they're still looking 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.240 at me intermittently like they're back to their breakfast. And 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.640 then they look up and stare at me oddly, and 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.040 then they look back down and like. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.440 When you're seventeen, you would have said take. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.400 A picture at a last literally give it simple, stupid. 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:05.400 So we get to a point where I'm like, this 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.480 is very They're making this very uncomfortable now, like what's like, 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.600 what's the problem anyway, I just do a bit of 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:14.120 a face, like like a what's like, what's your problem face? Yeah, 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:15.000 that's your problem face. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:16.640 Yeah, I know, the one like little eyebrow raised. I 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.120 haven't had enough bowtox to freeze. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.400 It yet, just a little like, hey, I've got some 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:22.000 use of my forehead again. And he just looks down 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:23.840 and then looks back up, and I was like, what 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.720 are they doing? And I looked down my entire tit, 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.040 the whole left tit. I was wearing a button up 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.000 shirt and my entire left tit was just sitting out 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:36.880 of my shirt half. It was like hovering a centimeter 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:43.280 above Lola's weet my knee. Yeah. I had been sitting 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.040 there at breakfast the whole time with my button up 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.800 shirt done up and just one entire tit which I 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.559 wasn't wearing a bra, and it was hanging almost in 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:52.600 Lola's wheat bits. And they had just been staring at 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.480 me like, surely she will realize this. And I didn't. 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.280 Minute as Matt not realized that your tit was out. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.080 No one did. He was sitting next to me, and 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.280 they were sitting directly in front of me. No one 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.920 told me the whole of breakfast, just a whole boob. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:06.880 You know, there's a difference with like someone not telling 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.679 you that you tags out. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:09.400 But when you tits out like someone needs to give 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.319 your heads up, like you fucking did me dirty. Hey 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:12.680 you've got a bit of green on your teeth. You 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:13.719 tag down your tits out. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:15.840 You gotta tag a tea. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.840 Hey, I'm just tagging you. That is so funny. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:20.679 They think maybe they thought I'd done it on purpose. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:24.400 No, no, I mean it is weird that you didn't 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:25.680 feel the breeze. 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.240 On it or it was beautiful and warm. I was 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:28.439 moist everywhere, So weird. 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.520 You didn't feel like the wheatbits and the milk lapping 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:32.880 up onto the bottom of the breast. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.120 They weren't in the wheatbecks. They were hovering a very 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.080 small amount above the wheat pits. 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.360 They probably thought, you're still breastfeeding and you're putting your 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:41.800 milk into the whetick. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:44.800 To beat it to lower for some extra sustenance. Anyway, So, 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.719 speaking of highlights of the trip, that was that was 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:47.160 one of them. 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.360 Really, that's so funny. Do you know what happened to 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.839 me nowhere near is they're still okay, there's one thing 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.400 that happened to me that I'm still debating if I'm 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:56.120 going to tell you so maybe in the coming I'll 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:56.600 think about it. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:57.240 Just tell me now. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:58.679 I might tell you on Thursday next week. I'm just 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.520 gonna think about it for a minutees pretty gross. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.040 Are you going to bread crumb this to hope that 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:03.000 people listen on Thursday? 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:04.800 Yeah, sure, we'll do that. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:06.480 I'll break r Okay, what does it have to do 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.199 with give me, give me some cou something. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.480 The rankest thing that, one of the rankest things that's 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.240 happened to me happened to me, barling. But I'm going 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.480 to sit on it for now. You know what, we're 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.400 doing live shows. Later I'm weighing up whether I say 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:18.560 it for a live show. It was disgusting anyway. 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:22.000 Did you just announce without it being an official announcement 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:23.600 that we're doing proper live shows. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.080 Well, we've sort of done that a few times. We've 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.360 sort of mentioned live shows. Everyone knows we're doing them, right. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.000 Well, if you didn't know that we're doing we've done that. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:31.240 We're doing a live show. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.160 But we're not just doing one live show this year. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.680 We have literally just confirmed that we are going to 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.840 be doing live shows all across the country and that 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.320 is going to be happening in October and early November, 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:42.920 which is naturally too. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:45.920 Yeah. Bring on the Life one Cut baby tickets and 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.800 not on sale yep, so don't go looking for them. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.640 We'll let you know, but they are going on sale 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.960 very very soon. So keep your ears and eyes and 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:53.720 titties open. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:57.000 Yeah, keep everything ready to accept the Life on Cut 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.360 live show. If you want to know when it's happening, Yes, 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.000 you can listen to the podcast. But a way more 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.400 effective way and you will get the tickets straight away 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.720 is go and follow us on socials at Life Uncut 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.360 Podcasts because we will absolutely announce it on Instagram when 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:09.559 that is all happening. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:10.920 One hundred percent. Look, you're gonna know about it. You 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.320 will know about it. We're gonna be screaming it from 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.760 the rooftops. No, something super annoying happened to me in Balle. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:20.040 Annoying on multiple levels because one it was inconvenient and 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.000 two it just made me like an idiot in front 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.439 of Ben. I had been you know Ben you know hates, 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.520 not hates, but he's scared of every animal in the universe. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:31.000 So we had been everyone knows in Bali monkeys are everywhere, right. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:32.880 Is this the story that you're bread coming to Thursday 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.240 and you're just telling us now, no, this is a 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:38.200 different story. Sorry yet cool. Stay tuned for Thursday's episode. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.280 When what happened to life? 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.079 No, it's just this is just it was just a 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.959 funny situation. I didn't think it ever happened to me, 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.240 but I've been to Bali so many times, so I 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.720 was like, you know, when you're like showing off, I 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:50.280 was just like, babe, just like, I'll show you the 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:50.840 ropes of Ballei. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:51.640 It's my backyard. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.920 Yeah, stick with me, like I know everything about Ballet. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.959 I had been hounding him a lot about the monkeys 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:58.920 because you know, they can be very cheeky in Bali. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.679 They steal a lot of stuff, they can break in. 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:04.559 And so when we arrived at this villa in Uluatu, 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:06.520 it was up on the mountains on the cliff, there 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.640 were monkeys everywhere, and the owner had been like, you know, 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.600 the monkeys do come in sometimes whatever. So I kept 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.800 saying to Ben, like, be really careful because it just 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.600 like leads stuff around. And I was hounding him constantly 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:20.960 about it. Anyway, I we were out some baking and 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:24.600 I watched this happen in slow motion were some baking 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.160 and I were eating lunch on this deck by the pool, 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.880 and I took my hat off to go for a swim, 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.280 and I took my visial line out because I was eating, 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.120 and I put my vizil line in my hat and 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.200 I left it on the beach chair and then we 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:41.200 dove into the pool, and in slow motion, I watched 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:45.480 a monkey jump off the roof walk over to my 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.720 hat and I was like, oh my god, you little shit, 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:52.320 no took my inbizzle line, took my hat. You could 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.440 not write this and fucked off the little fucker. So 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.160 I have lost three mizzle lines now, one buried by Delilah, 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:00.680 two of them to Dela, and one of them to. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:05.720 This monkey. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.640 Is gonna have the best smile in all all the why. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.560 Too, And he knew it too because the monkey took them. 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:12.560 You know when you look at a kid right and 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.960 you're like, don't drop it. You know when a kid 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:17.560 steal something and they look at you and they do 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.720 it anyway, the monkey did that. He literally locked eyes 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.120 on me and I was like, oh, don't do it, 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:24.120 and then took it. Ben watched the whole thing. He 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:25.920 just thought it was hysterical. Because I've been riding him 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.280 for a month. So that's my fucking viziline in. Visilin's 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.280