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Speaker 1: Good afternoon everyone, Welcome back to the podcast. Are we

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Speaker 1: definitely recording there? George Yeah, okay, just don't check you out.

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Speaker 2: George is a cross and Drew, Patty Newton and Chris Kringle.

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Speaker 2: That is what the podcast is called. That comes up

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Speaker 1: Well, and that's because if you're new to the podcast,

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Speaker 1: listen to the previous podcast. It's the previous whole episode podcast.

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Speaker 1: It is make yourself a cup of tea, maybe even

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Speaker 1: the laugh. The podcast intro goes for a while, but

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Speaker 1: it really was it was important for us to publicly

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Speaker 1: have a discussion about something which he's obviously on the note,

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Speaker 1: which is obviously something which is very important for our business,

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Speaker 1: but also for your listenability most importantly. And it's the

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Speaker 1: podcast intro, this bit where we talk before you guys

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Speaker 1: get a recap of the full show. We think you

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Speaker 1: enjoy it, but we're not sure how much you enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: And our EP Captain poop Pants. While he was in

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Speaker 1: No No, he shot himself in Byron Bay recently shot

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Speaker 1: himself in Bali as well. And yeah, he does the tour.

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Speaker 1: That's his aim. Every holiday body can anyway. So he

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Speaker 1: was he was in Bali and he was listening to us.

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Speaker 1: And it's very confusing when you guys are talking in

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Speaker 1: depth about things that are coming up in the show,

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Speaker 1: because as a listener, if I haven't heard the show,

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Speaker 1: I'm not across that yet. And that's quite frustrating. So

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Speaker 1: that gives a whole new sense of insight. But it

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Speaker 1: did mean that we had to throw the rule book

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Speaker 3: And now we just don't know what to do. So

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Speaker 3: I've asked you, guys, what do you want from the intro?

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Speaker 2: We've got Ali here, Ali, you d m'd us and

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Speaker 2: you've got you want to tell us what we should

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Speaker 2: do in this open?

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Speaker 1: Well, can we start with what did you agree with

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Speaker 1: poop Pants Ali about the about the intro being too

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Speaker 4: No, I mean look like love captain Poopants's guidance, I think,

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Speaker 4: But I'm.

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Speaker 1: No all right.

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Speaker 4: Look, Look, if I'm being honest, I have a serious,

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Speaker 4: like parasocial relationship with you guys because I listened to

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Speaker 4: you guys. That's not a creepy thing, not in a

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Speaker 4: weird way.

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Speaker 1: What's a parasocial relation.

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Speaker 4: It's like when you feel like your friends with a celebrity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll get there. We'll get there.

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Speaker 2: After this phone call, I reckon aally like, we're it's

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Speaker 2: not the power, We're just become a social.

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Speaker 4: Because I it's I listened to you guys, like I

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Speaker 4: listened to the podcast on my like every time in

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Speaker 1: That's the first time we've spoken. If you called the

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Speaker 1: show before.

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Speaker 4: You actually pranked my ex boyfriend like any once ages ago.

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Speaker 4: It was great, loved it, which I'm.

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Speaker 1: So happy that.

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Speaker 3: So Alie, So what do you want if we can

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Speaker 3: get down to brass.

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Speaker 1: Tau, I can I ask what the prank was about?

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Speaker 1: What did we prank your ex boyfriend about?

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Speaker 4: He was using my Netflix and you pretended that you

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Speaker 1: How to go? YEA surely had a bit of a

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Speaker 3: Sorry, you were together at the time of the prank

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because he took it. We didn't break up because

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Speaker 6: Didn't the joke.

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Speaker 1: It was the prank call a contributory factor and you

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Speaker 2: God, I'm glad we identified I mean.

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Speaker 4: The most loving, like amazing relationship. That was a blessing.

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Speaker 2: We should do that for more people like prank their

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit of.

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Speaker 1: Also, the was how badly he took it. Yeah, it

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Speaker 3: Right having a good sense to hum. It's a great

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Speaker 3: traite now, Alix, sorry.

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Speaker 4: Happy to help my bad I took us off on agent.

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Speaker 1: That was a great tangent to show you know that

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Speaker 3: We really, we really need to know how can we

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Speaker 3: make this intro a bit better? You've heard all the podcast?

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Speaker 3: What do you want from the intro?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So I was bing a celebrity prentice as well. So

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Speaker 4: I love like the celebrity Prentice Debris on.

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Speaker 1: The podcast, Yeah, so you're one of the yeah.

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Speaker 4: No love Love. I can't tell you how upset I

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Speaker 4: who won't go there, who won't go there?

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Speaker 1: A hardcore.

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Speaker 4: It's so embarrassing. It's literally like it's not for another day?

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Speaker 2: Isn't Actually I.

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Speaker 4: Think I actually think i'm your super fan, Like I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not kidding like I need to express. It's not

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Speaker 4: a creepy way, like I don't know where you live.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to lock a Woody hair, your.

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Speaker 1: Wheels well done, you know the show as well well.

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Speaker 3: You know you said that it's embarrassing, Like you said,

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Speaker 3: it's embarrassing. How much you like it?

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Speaker 2: Is being a fan of Will and Woody like an

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Speaker 1: Or is it such a fun question?

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Speaker 2: That's not what it is.

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Speaker 4: I'm very very vocal about my love. It's just that

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Speaker 4: I feel like I because you don't know me, and

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Speaker 1: That is appreciated.

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Speaker 2: You you keep you keep us in the job yestly

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Speaker 2: and we're catching up now. And we've caught up. So

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Speaker 1: Now, let's get down, shall we to to Allie's. Allie's

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Speaker 1: because poop Pants is about to do his pants? If

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Speaker 1: what I would say, poop Pants. But Alie, what would

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Speaker 4: Okay, so the live shows, not everything makes it to

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Speaker 1: You know what, Ali, you know what?

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Speaker 3: So just pull the curtain down.

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Speaker 2: The bit that doesn't make the podcast is usually the

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Speaker 2: bit that's gone really shit. So it's like if a

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Speaker 4: So maybe sometimes you make you make like little inside jokes.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know what that was about because

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Speaker 2: So maybe in the intro though, we should talk about

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Speaker 3: It's a good idea, great idea. I think you're on

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Speaker 3: How do you talk about that?

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Speaker 1: So let's kick it off, shall we?

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Speaker 1: Well? What's not making the podcast that? I was going

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Speaker 1: We've got the formula, now you can you can you

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's fine, mate. Welcome, Welcome to our ali on tomorrow. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: well whenever you're ready. You don't need to be the

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Speaker 1: just me, And then for everybody else that's listening to this,

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Speaker 1: if you've got it, if you've got an idea for

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Speaker 2: Okay, hopefully making you make a pretty awkward phone call

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Speaker 13: So, first step, you want to picture the person sleeping,

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Speaker 2: Whisper in their ear what you want to tell them text.

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Speaker 8: Finally, you want to kiss them on the forehead near

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Speaker 1: No, I can tell you if you hard work and luck,

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Speaker 2: If you wanted me to do something, yep, what would

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Speaker 2: What do you mean like if you if you had

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Speaker 2: that's what this whole thing's about, Yes, what would you whisper?

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Speaker 1: From here?

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Speaker 3: What would you whisper?

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Speaker 1: Stop talking about this ship?

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Speaker 2: You didn't, you didn't whisper it. It's not gonna work.

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Speaker 3: I've got this idea. Will I want you to call

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Speaker 2: They're not far from here, right, okay, And effectively, I

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Speaker 3: So I've written down a few here. So I'm in

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Speaker 1: And I'm just whispering that.

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Speaker 2: So you go, I can, I can, I book a table?

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Speaker 2: And then you just go I'm in a relationship with

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Speaker 2: There's two me hours by the way, get around him

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Speaker 3: And I've got a list of thirteen of these puppies. Well,

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Speaker 2: Are you up?

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Speaker 3: Are you down for the chillonge, I'm up, blood, this

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go to a song. I'm next, You're going above,

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Speaker 2: It's in a pone goal. Whispering manifestation has become a

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Speaker 1: Yep, you know, date me, we get it, kiss me

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Speaker 2: We get anyway. So it's given us the idea, will

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Speaker 2: But in between all the sentences and questions, I want

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Speaker 3: Right, this is the person a favorite. It's just a

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: So you've written about fifteen of these. You've got these

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Speaker 14: Mate?

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Speaker 1: What is our job?

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Speaker 6: One?

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Speaker 7: Can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Ah? Yes, get a high? How's it going there? My

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Speaker 1: name is George, Thank you beautiful. I'm just looking wondering

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Speaker 7: No, that's fine, George. There's plenty of room just walking

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Speaker 7: That's fine, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: It's plenty of room out there. I'm in a relationship

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just walking. So you're seven o'clock.

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Speaker 7: I'm wearing my wife's We've got specials on every day.

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Speaker 11: Mate.

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Speaker 7: Obviously haven't been here before, No, I have not, I

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Speaker 1: All right? Like that on looking? Okay, yeah, I Drew

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Speaker 7: What's your what's your what's your mate saying?

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Speaker 1: What's that my mate?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 7: Someone's whispering?

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Speaker 1: Someone's whispering something? Yeah, all right, I hadn't noticed that.

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Speaker 7: No, no, I'm we'd love to have you here.

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Speaker 1: Just just calling beautiful. What was your name again?

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Speaker 11: My name is.

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Speaker 7: William, my own pub I've had it for twenty four years.

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Speaker 1: Oh beautiful, beautiful, My carry on off and weighs more

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Speaker 1: than seven keys. Okay, William, it's will And what are

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Speaker 1: a billion times before.

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Speaker 10: You're a bloody you're a whackers.

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Speaker 14: You are.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a great bub if you haven't been in London,

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Speaker 1: Tavin Richmond, is it is hell?

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Speaker 7: Yeah mate, you you're amazing you guys. Ah, but I

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Speaker 1: That's all I thought.

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Speaker 3: I was going off my head, So that's what I

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Speaker 2: At what point? At what point did you hear the whispering?

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Speaker 7: I heard the whispers when you first started.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear any of them? Though?

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Speaker 7: But look I did hear the whispers. I thought, what

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Speaker 7: the hell's going on here? Going off my head?

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Speaker 1: Put the fear of God in you?

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Speaker 1: Covid? Bloody? What do they call it? Cod?

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Speaker 7: That's caught up with me?

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Speaker 2: I come and symptom is whispering in your own brainoice mate,

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Speaker 2: thanks for Champions.

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Speaker 15: with me, Australia, because I just need to explain, I mean,

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Speaker 15: the genesis of what will be an extraordinary game on

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Speaker 2: An American sports channalyst called Al Frabosky. I don't know

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Speaker 2: famous anchor man character that Will Ferrell played, and instead

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Speaker 2: he said Ron Jeremy, who is a famous hedgehog. So

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Speaker 1: bloody ell. Maybe not too recently, but he's no longer

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Speaker 1: He was invited to their party. I remember they would

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Speaker 3: God extraordinary stuff.

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00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,520
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think going back to al for Aboski, who

451
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,240
Speaker 2: said his name instead of Ron Burgundy, I think that's

452
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,680
Speaker 2: embarrassing for our because clearly, you know pawns on the mind.

453
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,920
Speaker 2: You know Freudian slips, yes, where you say something like oh,

454
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,480
Speaker 2: you know, sleep we your sister, and then you're like, oh, sorry,

455
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,800
Speaker 2: I meant sweep, And then it's.

456
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,120
Speaker 3: Like a little bit do you really are you really

457
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:04,800
Speaker 3: thinking about it?

458
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:08,800
Speaker 2: Definition?

459
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:14,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's so many things. First of all, what

460
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,000
Speaker 1: why what is sweeping with your sister?

461
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,399
Speaker 3: We might want to clean the right, right, I'm just

462
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 3: going to sleep with your sister.

463
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 1: Sorry, right, yeah, no, there you go. No, sorry, I

464
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,200
Speaker 1: thought you're talking about your own sister. You're talking with

465
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,600
Speaker 1: someone else's sister, exactly. I was just going to sweep

466
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 1: the house for there. I'm going to sleep in the

467
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 1: house with their It's it's unveiling your subconsciousness and Freudian slip.

468
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,399
Speaker 2: And I think that's why it's embarrassing for he's obviously

469
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 2: thinking about the hedgehop exactly. Anyway, enough about that, because

470
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,200
Speaker 2: I was just reading this story and I was like,

471
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,040
Speaker 2: you know, you know what's really interesting, Like if I

472
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 2: was reading out dialogue from a porn film or reading

473
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 2: out dialogue from a real movie, would you be able

474
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 2: to tell based on the dialogue if it was a

475
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,880
Speaker 2: porn film or a normal film?

476
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 1: Yes, I reckon, I would.

477
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 3: Let's put you to the test. It's porn or popcorn?

478
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 1: Hey, did you want to make your sausage on your

479
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 1: pat corn or popcorn?

480
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:14,640
Speaker 10: All right?

481
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 2: Rules are simple, Well, you think you're gonna be good

482
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 2: at this? I have dialogue from both adult films porn films, yeah,

483
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 2: and then real movies that I'm referring to as popcorn. Okay,

484
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,399
Speaker 2: now before any parents get worried or kids get worried. Obviously,

485
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 2: not the dirty bits, because that'll be easy.

486
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 3: Exactly.

487
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 2: This is just like for the porn films in the

488
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 2: normal chat, the pre chat, the yeah anyway, okay, we're

489
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 2: gonna do each yeah, the pre chat. We're gonna do

490
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: one now?

491
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,719
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it always improv like the pre chat

492
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 1: or do you think it's it's sometimes it's directed.

493
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, they're writers.

494
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: You think it's quite heavily scripted. They're surely not for

495
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:51,880
Speaker 1: all of them.

496
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 2: I think I think they are adult film awards, and

497
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 2: best writing is.

498
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 3: Like forward you really want to win?

499
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 1: You're kidding? No, how do you know that?

500
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 3: I gotta ask to him?

501
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 7: See it?

502
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 2: When you.

503
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 3: I said no, obviously I'm above it. They offered good

504
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 3: cash though.

505
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, we're gonna do one now, will porn

506
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 2: or popcorn? I read the dialogue to you, Yeah, okay,

507
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 2: and then you tell me if this is from a

508
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 2: porn film or a real movie. Okay, you give me

509
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 2: the excuse me? Yeah, you give me a time and

510
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: a place.

511
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh you're doing it live? Yeah? Sorry I thought you

512
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 1: were paying the audio.

513
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 2: No, No, we played the audio AFT. It's too obvious

514
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 2: with the audio. It's too obvious. Okay, you give me

515
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: a time and a place. I'll give you a five

516
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 2: minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes, then I'm yours.

517
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 3: No matter what? Is that a real movie? That's a

518
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 3: real movie, your buddy. Now, that's Drive from twenty eleven nine.

519
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 1: You give me a time and the police.

520
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 10: I give you a five minute window.

521
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 11: Anything happens in that five minutes, and I'm.

522
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 1: Realized, no matter what, Rian Gosling will's off to a flyer.

523
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah good, we're doing porn or popcorn? I believe, Hey,

524
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: did you want to make you a sausage on your hand?

525
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 12: Corn or popcorn?

526
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: By the way, before we get into this, I know

527
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 1: you made a flying remark before about being asked to

528
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: m C the Australian Porn Industry Awards.

529
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 3: It wasn't a flying remark, but we got offered, what

530
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 3: can I never.

531
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Speaker 1: Tell whether you're being you just stop saying ridiculous things,

532
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: so I can I'm a chance of knowing whether or

533
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: not what you're saying is true?

534
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: Fair enough?

535
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: Was I offered that as well?

536
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 10: Yeah?

537
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 2: We were offered as a duo. I think what actually

538
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 2: happened is you said no because it was around the

539
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 2: birth of your baby. I went back and said yes

540
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 2: and said I'll take I'll take half the fee. And

541
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 2: they were like, oh you're alone.

542
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 1: Nah, really good. Oh that's a shame. Yeah, it would

543
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: have been a bit fun.

544
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 2: That's gonna fly up for the weekend with mem It's

545
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:46,199
Speaker 2: gonna be awesome. Shame shame Champions. Where was it, Sydney kidding? Yep, anyway,

546
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 2: No Gold Coast.

547
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's dirty.

548
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 2: Who wow city hoping to get the gig next year?

549
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 2: Let's yeah, anyway in a good way, you know. I said,

550
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 2: you've done there. Now we're playing a game called Porn

551
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 2: or Popcorn, a great new game, trying it for the

552
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 2: first time.

553
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 3: It's pretty hot so far.

554
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 2: Effectively, I read the dialogue of a film and will

555
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 2: you decide if for dialogue from a.

556
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 3: Porn movie or a real movie porn or Popcorn?

557
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,239
Speaker 1: And you and Button Bush and George have just been

558
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: in here testing these in the song.

559
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and we think we've got some good ones.

560
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: Is George involved in the dialogue at all? Is it

561
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: just you reading it out? Because I wouldn't mind George being.

562
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 2: Involved Unfortunately, these are only like monologues.

563
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: Can I get George to read?

564
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 3: Actually, actually, can George read one of them?

565
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: Please?

566
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 2: Sure? Sure, because it's not the first one. But I'll

567
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 2: choose you when I need you. Okay, okay, this first

568
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 2: one here? Will Is this a porn movie or a

569
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 2: real movie? Yeah, he's still in hospital. The accident happened

570
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: over the weekend. It's been three days already. I can't

571
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: believe his friend didn't get one scratch. And Darren doesn't

572
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,719
Speaker 2: look like he's gonna make it. It's so crazy it happened.

573
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: I think it's from a porno play.

574
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Speaker 12: The audio.

575
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: So the hospital your relaxing happened over the weekend.

576
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 11: I he believe his friend did not get one scratch,

577
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 11: and that doesn't even look like Darren's going to make it.

578
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: It's so crazy.

579
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 11: I can't believe this happened.

580
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: What's the plot there? That both their partners die so

581
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: they hook up? Yeah, that's the It's a girl on girl,

582
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 1: isn't it.

583
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 3: And they're waiting on there and they're both like, how

584
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 3: do we feel in the time?

585
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 2: I got an idea?

586
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: All right, Willis it was so good?

587
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: Good job.

588
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll get George to read this one because it's

589
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 3: not working with me. I've got to tell George.

590
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: Just from there actually to turn your microphone on.

591
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: He's you're my knight in shining Armor. Don't you forget it?

592
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I love the passion you put in this, Georgia.

593
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 5: You're going to get back on that horse and I'm

594
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 5: going to get I'm going to be right behind you

595
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 5: holding on titan and the way we're going to go.

596
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: It's right, it's from a movie. It's from a movie

597
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: by the audio Nte Shining Yes, yes, and I'm going

598
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: to live right behind you. What's the movie that is?

599
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 2: From the nineteen eighty one film on Golden Pond?

600
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a Cracker. Is it really on Golden Pond?

601
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

602
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cracker?

603
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 2: Okay, next one here, You're on fire.

604
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: The porno was on Golden Dong came out about the

605
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: same time. That was hard. Thank you.

606
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 3: That's sort of I mean, that's why they want us

607
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: to host this.

608
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: It would have been Puns of plenty actually would have

609
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: been a hell of a night.

610
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Will, it's Will and Woody, So it's like

611
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: two doodles hosting. We could have dressed up as doodles.

612
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: Any next year, next year, I'm keen next year. We'll

613
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 2: get him on the show tomorrow, getting getting checked out?

614
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 6: All right?

615
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 1: Final one here? All right? Final one?

616
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 3: Final one?

617
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 12: Is it?

618
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Final one?

619
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 3: I reckon Final one? Okay?

620
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 2: You kidnapped her? That's a bad thing. What princesses hate

621
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 2: being kidnapped? Why am I just hearing about this? Now

622
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 2: here she comes?

623
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 3: Let's ask her.

624
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: Play the audience. Your kidnapped? That's bad? What princesses they

625
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: hate being kidnapped? Why am I just hearing about this?

626
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 12: Now hey?

627
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: Here she comes. Let's ask the princesses about to walk

628
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: into the room. Yes, total, she has.

629
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 3: Help her out with her yes, yes, yeah.

630
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: Tire shoes and whatnot. She had a complicated dress for

631
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: the ball, lots of buttons to do up.

632
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 3: Yes, it's pretty pretty boring film.

633
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it sounds like it sounds like it. Rapunzel.

634
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 1: Let down your hair.

635
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 3: Let's get out of.

636
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 2: The Will and Woody podcast.

637
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 3: Let's talk about morgs.

638
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: A bit of more talk, A bit of more talk.

639
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 3: On a bloody Wednesday, we did we talk going on

640
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 3: in a morgue? Yeah, because it's not like a golf course.

641
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: It is I think it would be a morgue. Yeah,

642
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: people that work there every day, you'd get desensitized to it. Yeah,

643
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: so you talk, That's what I'm saying. It's like a

644
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: golf course, you know, and you go and play golf

645
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: with someone, you talk to them.

646
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: Oh no, I was using golf course as an analogy

647
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 2: to describe no talk when they say quiet.

648
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: Please, you haven't played golf in a very long time, you.

649
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 3: Know, professional golf.

650
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 7: Yeah.

651
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 3: Well, like before Tiger hits off, they go quite o.

652
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: I think we agree that they're talking Morgs.

653
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: Now, we're talking about Morgs because there was a story

654
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: this is a mortician. Now, a mortician is someone who

655
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: effectively doles up a dead body before a funeral. And

656
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: she's talked about the things that the dead people like

657
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: to get buried with, which I thought was pretty wild.

658
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: So surfboard was one example, golf clubs, golf balls that

659
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: bodies like to be buried with balls.

660
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and one person wanted to be dolled up like

661
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 3: a clown. Wow, the full garb. The full garb.

662
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: Anyway, it reminded me with.

663
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: Like a happy thing, get people to smile.

664
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: Clowns happy, Like if I opened the coffin if it

665
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: was an open coffin when someone was a clay like,

666
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: there's a Boddy.

667
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: Funeral of it. Yeah, it's a bit freaky, terrifying. But clowns,

668
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like once upon a time were

669
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: happy things. They've recently become freaky.

670
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it becomes scarier, right, historical clowns spreading joy. Anyway,

671
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: It reminded me Will of a story that Mary, who

672
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: works here at the station, told me about a morgue.

673
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 2: And Mary, before you crack into your story, because I

674
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: don't want you to scare every run off, because I

675
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 2: don't think this story will be beatable, But thirteen one

676
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 2: oh sixty five is our number to continue.

677
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 3: Morg talk, what's the nice.

678
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: What's the worldest player?

679
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: Nope?

680
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, plan not.

681
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 2: Playing it for your dud's George Whody listen to him

682
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: and not me. I didn't throw to it.

683
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 3: I can't tell your Mike st George.

684
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: So one day you'll get that question. You'll find that

685
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: mic button the question. I may have removed the fader

686
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: from the desk.

687
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: The question I'm asking is what's the wildest thing that's

688
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: happened in a morgue?

689
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 3: If you've got a story there, thirteen one oh six

690
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 3: five The Talk Woods. Don't you dare?

691
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 4: Now?

692
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 11: Mary? The more talk?

693
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 16: Mary, you have a bigger you have a wild stork.

694
00:30:52,920 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 16: But it's good now Mary, I hate to do it too.

695
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: You've got to go to a song. Can your whole story?

696
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 2: Mary?

697
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: Thank you? Mary a story? Mary.

698
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 3: I don't want you to rush it. I don't want

699
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 3: Mary to rush it.

700
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: St Mary, how I'm in charge here? Mary?

701
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 10: Hello, it's quality, It's quality.

702
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Stick around for Mary's story.

703
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 2: Yes, and if you've got a wild Morgue story thirteen

704
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: one oh sixty five, give us a call a morgue

705
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: talk right up next, Will.

706
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 3: And Woody ba's for more in just a bit, The

707
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 3: Will and Woody Podcast.

708
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 11: At All.

709
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: Talking morgs bog talk.

710
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: Mary from Sales is whiting in the wings. She's got

711
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: a wild story about a morgue.

712
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 3: Now I have heard that one, but I want everyone

713
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 3: else to hear it. Oh we're kicking off with Mary.

714
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 3: Excuse where the producers have changed the order on me?

715
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 12: Mary?

716
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,479
Speaker 2: Tell everyone, tell Australia.

717
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 17: Your this is my eyes broaker party moment when I

718
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 17: want to better everyone else. So when my mum was

719
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 17: three years old in Malta, the kids used to take

720
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,719
Speaker 17: turns one of twelve going to the milk bladed by lollies,

721
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,959
Speaker 17: and she's crossing the road and she's looking at her

722
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 17: lolli's instead of looking at both ways, and the car

723
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 17: hitter hitting one and she flew up, hit the verandah

724
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 17: of her house fell. Ambulance came. She had a broken

725
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 17: jaw and she was unconscious, but they actually declared that

726
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 17: she was dead. So she went to the morgue in Malta.

727
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 17: They obviously don't check passes and stuff in Malta, but yeah,

728
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 17: she was at the morgue overnight and my grandparents and

729
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 17: my auntie, she was eight at the time, they went

730
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 17: and my auntie saw my grandparents pull out the drawer

731
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 17: and they cried and yes, that's her, identified the body,

732
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 17: and they went to sign the paperwork for her to

733
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 17: be buried. And my auntie went over at eight years

734
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 17: old and pulled out the drawer and saw the sheet moving.

735
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 17: She pulled it back and she was like last into

736
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 17: air and her heart was and she's yelling, yelling, she's alive.

737
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 17: She's a lot o my god to be So my

738
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 17: auntie always says to this day.

739
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 3: It wasn't you know you want to do a lot wow?

740
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 3: Because her jaw was broken. Obviously she couldn't talk. Oh

741
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 3: she just unconsciously.

742
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because her jaws broken, she couldn't talk. No, she

743
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: was out golf.

744
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 2: Let's go to Shantell here, shan tell, we're doing morg talk.

745
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: This was something that your grandma requested.

746
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 9: Yes, so, my dad, my aunties and uncles, when they

747
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 9: would lose their baby teeth, my grandma would take them

748
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 9: and put them in her jewelry box. And she always

749
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 9: told everyone that when she died, she wanted to be

750
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 9: buried with those baby teeth. And yet she got buried

751
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 9: with them in a like little jewelry bag that you

752
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 9: get from the jewelry store when you purchase something.

753
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 3: So how many awny teeth were talking in that little

754
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 3: jewelry bag?

755
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 9: Well, five kids times by all their baby trees.

756
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: So I don't that is that's did she did? She

757
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: worship some sort of like uh tooth.

758
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 9: Obsessed sweetest old lady. But yeah, she just looked after

759
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 9: them like they're her prize possessions. And yeah she got

760
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 9: buried with them.

761
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 3: She knew to be some currency up there.

762
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 10: Yea, something that we didn't.

763
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: Maybe she heard a dentist there you go, had already gone.

764
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 2: We're figuring this out, so we've had more time. We

765
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: would get to the bottom of it, but we don't

766
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 2: have time.

767
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 13: Chantell, Let's go to Corey here, Corey, you know, Chantel,

768
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 13: sweetest old lady, the grandma close teeth absolutely not, absolutely not.

769
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: Come on here and gloris sweat and she's buried with

770
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: fifty baby teeth.

771
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 3: That is inches from serial killer.

772
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: Right.

773
00:34:59,320 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's go.

774
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: Open your mouth, dear Cory.

775
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 3: Mate here, gave you work, Cory, You've got a story

776
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 3: about it. More of morg talk. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, Cory.

777
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 3: So I'm spy to.

778
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 2: Turn it off.

779
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 3: George, Are you joking?

780
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: That's the owner of the bit.

781
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 3: Couldn't have been worse time.

782
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: That's right, that's fine, kid. It just reminded the audience

783
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: we're doing morg talk. Cory, Sorry, Cory, carry on.

784
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 12: Yeah.

785
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 7: I used to work as a wardsman at one of

786
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 7: the major hospitals and things, and one day we got

787
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 7: called to award to collect the patient passed away. Unbeknown

788
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 7: to me, one of my colleagues had gone down to

789
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 7: the morgue and went into the morgan hopped into a

790
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 7: body bag, and as I brought the patient that passed

791
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 7: away down and put him into the morgue, the bag

792
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 7: started moving and I just took off out of the

793
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 7: morgue straight away. So that was quite funny that the

794
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 7: colleague kind of set up set up, came outside. He

795
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 7: was like, you know, I'm only taking but I was

796
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 7: having a heart attack.

797
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: You know.

798
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 2: That story would be wild if a person he surprised died.

799
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 3: Ah, full circle right, No.

800
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 2: Sometimes my head ons are good, sometimes they're off. Play

801
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 2: the opener again, got a question for.

802
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: The for the dads little listening to the young dads

803
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: or the new dads. Ah, bugger it, I'll take all

804
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: dad because I wouldn't mind hear him for some old

805
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: times as well. Thirty one and six five As a dad,

806
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: what can you get away with that you previously couldn't

807
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: As a dad? There are things that you immediately find

808
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: that you can get away with that you previously couldn't.

809
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 3: For you, do you feel that's happening with you or

810
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 3: starting to starting to what are we talking?

811
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: Well, you've noticed that I make a habit of wearing

812
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: my hiking boots everywhere?

813
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 3: You're doing that pre baby man, no not March.

814
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: I did it a couple of times, but now pretty

815
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: much in every day occasion.

816
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: You think you're getting away with that. That's the other

817
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: part of this, because we talk about you. Where's we

818
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 2: love to today? Everest?

819
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 3: That's classics on an office banda.

820
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: You're all that gag out every time.

821
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: I absolutely goes off in sales. Body love it? How's

822
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 2: that Anaconda deal going with?

823
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 14: Will?

824
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 2: There's any hiking boots?

825
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 7: You know?

826
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: Anacondah hiking ground not as good as the Everest one anyway,

827
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: our workshop it So, I mean back Vid. And the

828
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: reason I'm saying this is because David Beckham is aboard

829
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: a yacht in the Mediterranean somewhere, which is three million

830
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: Australian dollars a week three what three million Australian dollars

831
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: a week to hire the yacht? Wow, that's where he's

832
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: hanging out.

833
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 3: It's a pretty good yacht.

834
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they had that he had the hadids by

835
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: the yacht.

836
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's so lug.

837
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: You can rent it mate, it's a flex and then

838
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: you don't have to clean it and stuff comes good.

839
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: Call David. Yeah, So the Hadids have gone on the

840
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: yacht to meet David both I don't know how many

841
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: Hadids there are, but.

842
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 2: Bella there. Zane is zaying around, Who the hell Zayna did? No,

843
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: zay Well, Zane's going out with no sorry, big shakes outside.

844
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: That ended the Beckham's and Brooklyn's wife, Nikola is who

845
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: they met through. I can't help you more than that.

846
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 3: So you know anyway, couple of her Diids on the

847
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 3: Beckhams boat.

848
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 1: I got it man, Yeah, oh no, sorry, I keep

849
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: trying to read it. I can't help you. So the

850
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: Idids rock up? Could just be and she rocks up

851
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: and Beckham meets her on the yacht. Beckham goes to

852
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: meet her on the yacht.

853
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, topless, he's David Beckham.

854
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: Well no, I think he's a dad.

855
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: No, No, that's you there.

856
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: Put a shirt on, we'll see, right, is it okay?

857
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: So he because because this morning, this morning, right, we

858
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: had a end of ours come over em who's a

859
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: friend of yours and mine and I got out of

860
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: bed and I didn't have a shirt on, and I

861
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: was like, oh, sorry about that, and she was like,

862
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: you're a dad now, mate, that's okay.

863
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: She's very polite.

864
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: No, no, she's a very person I think you can't

865
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: handle the fact that there are things that I'm I'm

866
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: actually forgiven for now because I'm a dad.

867
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 3: I've only got ten more wegs than i'm with you.

868
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 16: Baby.

869
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know, get on my team, come home.

870
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 3: I just don't know.

871
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 7: I don't know.

872
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: Shirt off. Okay, Well let me put it to this way.

873
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 1: If you don't have a kid, yeah, and you answer

874
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: the door with your shirt off, you're a massive flog,

875
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: aren't you, aren't you. Yeah, as soon as you're a dad,

876
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, he's got a kid. It's fine.

877
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know it is.

878
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: It takes it takes a little bit of showing off

879
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 2: to oh my god, you're so tired, I forgotten to

880
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 2: put a shirt on.

881
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: You's so desperate and you sort of actually was the situation.

882
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: My dressing gown had vomit on it.

883
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 3: Take me around.

884
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: Got another one for you. You know when you go

885
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: to an islam that is cover this one recently. You

886
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: know when you go to like a servo and you

887
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: want to get something to eat or you just get petrol.

888
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,720
Speaker 1: Now I've found the reason you go to the servo

889
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: you know, if they've got like a Bay Marie or

890
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: naughty snacks in the past, I'd be like, that's totally

891
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: out of bounds for me. Now as a dad, it's acceptable.

892
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: Out of bounds because you're worried that the checkout woman

893
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 2: would all know.

894
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, because people just think you're a bit grubby, like, oh,

895
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: you got that from a servo? Your dad. They're like, oh,

896
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: look at him. You know he hasn't had a chance

897
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: to eat. So how do you get myself? Amy?

898
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 2: How do you let the service station know that you're

899
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: a dad because you haven't looked, Your looks haven't changed

900
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 2: in the last like month.

901
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 3: And to the point where people will assume, yes, that

902
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 3: you're a dad.

903
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: So what do you go?

904
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: Like?

905
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 3: Better hit at lunch? Better hit this now too?

906
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: Pie spoken like a true g go to the bay Marine?

907
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 2: Do you audible?

908
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 3: Do you go for the baby?

909
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: I would have thought about anybody else was me? You know,

910
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: I think of myself.

911
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 3: You just said the big reasons.

912
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: Let's let's go to Jayden. You're making it so look,

913
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: Jayden gets it. Jayden, what do you what can you

914
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: get away with now? Your dad? Apart from having a

915
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: Chariza pie from the may.

916
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 6: Mate, gone, I've made it a habit since becoming a

917
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 6: new dad to go completely cringe worthy of Christmas time

918
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 6: wearing these daggiest Christmas outfit.

919
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right, you can wear Christmas. But that's

920
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea.

921
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 6: Right into it after I slip into yeah, the older

922
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 6: center outfits.

923
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's forgiven of course. What about spending ages

924
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 1: on the toilet? Oh sudden that that's new territory for me.

925
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: I can, I can, and I can also call I

926
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: need to go to the toilet number twos, like as

927
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: we're leaving the house to go on a big trip. Sorry.

928
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I remember my dad doing that.

929
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: You'd all be in the cars, your father, it's on

930
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: the toilet, Yeah that's me.

931
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah's to mad here, Maddie.

932
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 3: What can you get away with your dad?

933
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: Mate?

934
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 7: I've been dropped at bombs and just putting it on

935
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 7: the kids since they were born.

936
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 3: This is what I was bringing up with Will last week.

937
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: So you just walk in the cafe. Now you started.

938
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: You started something.

939
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: I don't want to because this is me in ten

940
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,439
Speaker 2: weeks and this is only that I'm very looking forward

941
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: to about being a father. You can walk into any cafe,

942
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 2: any environment, and if you drop your guards, that's not

943
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 2: on you, is it.

944
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 7: There is no need to worry anymore. If those kids

945
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 7: are with you, you just throw them under the bus.

946
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 8: No one's going to question it.

947
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 12: It's a golden bullet, mat, Golden, thanks so much for

948
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 12: the cool mat.

949
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: I can't wait to be five. Take some calls right

950
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: up next as well.

951
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 3: Worth, Yes, worst time to faint?

952
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 2: Thank you?

953
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 3: Will very excited about that golden bullet.

954
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 2: Thirty one h six fives out number. When's the worst

955
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 2: time to faint?

956
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: We're just finding out the Beckhams and the Headids met

957
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: through Brooklyn's new wife, Nicola, who famously dded Jiji's younger

958
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: brother Anoa for a year before they split in May

959
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 1: twenty eight. He had a lot of calls texts coming

960
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: through about that and they just wanted the facts.

961
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: We're also learning that the chef on board was the

962
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 2: winner of Master Chef France.

963
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: Well, if you're paying two point two million dollars a week,

964
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: you'd want to hope, you'd want to hope that they've

965
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: got to risk us down there or someone you know, really,

966
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: I mean sorry, we'll carry on with the topic woods,

967
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: but we are started to wonder two point two million

968
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: dollars a week for a yacht, which is how much

969
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: Beckon pays for his yacht in santra Pez.

970
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 2: What's the pain?

971
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: What are you getting for it?

972
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 2: We should? We should? I'm sorry, I'm going to get

973
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: to the point in two sex. We should look up

974
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: the website for the yacht.

975
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: And just I don't think they've got a website. I

976
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: don't think you can just call call web jet Kaya

977
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: still is great yacht. The victim the David Beckam, can

978
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: you do me a deal? And more importantly, is George

979
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: Colin barrs the ship?

980
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 12: Ah?

981
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 2: Good fun.

982
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 3: Anyway, we'll reavisit that tomorrow.

983
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm talking about a pretty scary moment that

984
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: happened during last night's debate between the two prime ministerial

985
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 2: candidates to take over as Prime minister. Minister Damn man

986
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 2: I was practicing that word in the song to take

987
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 2: over as Prime Minister of the UK. They having a

988
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 2: debate there and the moderator, Kate McCann uh fainted in

989
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 2: the middle of the debate.

990
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 3: How was it of this?

991
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 18: If he succeeds in Ukraine, he's not going to stop that.

992
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 18: He's going to challenge the freedom and democracy.

993
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 3: She's okay.

994
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: That is so intense. What did she fall down there?

995
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: I think she came off some scaffolding or something because.

996
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 3: She was raised, you know, because they're up there on

997
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 3: the mean she was raised.

998
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: How high did she fall from?

999
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 3: I'm not a huge dis Did I hear it again?

1000
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: She's the one talking.

1001
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 3: That's a Prime minister. Okay, that's Liz Truss.

1002
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: She's chatting and the moderator's got a bit bored and

1003
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 2: she's fainted.

1004
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: This is Kate McCann, the moderator. Yeah, okay, if.

1005
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 18: He succeeds in ukrate, he's not going to stop that.

1006
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 18: He's going to challenge the freedom and democracy.

1007
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: Right, you see that.

1008
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: I want to she's okay that I do want to

1009
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 3: confirm she is okay.

1010
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: So a boring job though, moderating those debates. I mean,

1011
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: long night. When you the other person said she spoke

1012
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: so slowly?

1013
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 11: I know.

1014
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 2: Anyway, worst time to faint because Live TV is right

1015
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 2: up there. We've got Dane here. Dane, when did you faint?

1016
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 11: Oh?

1017
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 10: Mates, So we're in the hospital. My wife had just

1018
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 10: had my second my son, my second born I was

1019
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 10: hiding for the first time in the hospital and said

1020
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 10: I hadn't been I hadn't eaten for a while. I said,

1021
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 10: I'm feeling a bit faint. Gave the baby back two

1022
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 10: seconds later. Mates felt like a death of cards.

1023
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 3: Did you fall on your wife or no?

1024
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 6: No?

1025
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 7: No, no, Actually my.

1026
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 10: Head hit the little side table and things like that,

1027
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 10: So the nurses had to drop what they were doing

1028
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 10: with the misses and come and make sure I don't

1029
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 10: worry about me.

1030
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 3: Are you worried about that?

1031
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: Do you worry about finding in the birth rate because

1032
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: you get a bit weezier around blood.

1033
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 3: I brought that up with my mum last night.

1034
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1035
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 2: And my my plan is to have a stash of

1036
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 2: lollies in my pocket at all times. So while I'll

1037
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 2: just be constantly snacking on lollies, why because I'm very

1038
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 2: worried IM going to pass out the lolliest my blood

1039
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: sugars up.

1040
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 3: I've got to keep my blood sugars up.

1041
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: Does don't have anything to do with fainting because of

1042
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: the sight of blood?

1043
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finding is low blood pressure or really

1044
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 2: low blood sugar, and that can happen when you're you

1045
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: see something full on because all.

1046
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,280
Speaker 3: Your blood rushes to your brain.

1047
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 2: I think let's go to Margaret bit of medical advice

1048
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: from old Woodrow.

1049
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: I hope you guys are writing that down, Margaret, all

1050
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: the flood rushes to your brain. I think, let me

1051
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: just tell me how a pack of Alan snakes is

1052
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: going to get you through that. No, no, ok, yeah,

1053
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: sure mate, if you're a doctor.

1054
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 3: Cool Margaret, Where did you faint?

1055
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 11: Well? I fainted as a bridesmaid. Also, just as the

1056
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 11: priest is going through the round, and I went down

1057
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 11: and I had to pause the wedding and take me out.

1058
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 3: Oh bloody hell. You didn't take down the bride though,

1059
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 3: did you?

1060
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: No?

1061
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 4: I didn't take.

1062
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 6: Market.

1063
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: Next time someone asks you did, just a bit of

1064
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: a kicker on the story Taylor Taylor's God six five,

1065
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: you witnessed a fainting Yes, all right.

1066
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 8: All right. So we were at my cousin's funeral. So

1067
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,439
Speaker 8: during the service, we've had a family member, family friend

1068
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 8: get up to sing a song and as he's hit

1069
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 8: the high note, he's actually fainted.

1070
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:41,720
Speaker 11: And drop.

1071
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 8: So they've given him a good five minutes, you know,

1072
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 8: you get himself together, come back and sing the song again,

1073
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 8: and actually fainted at the same time.

1074
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow, So what was the song?

1075
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 8: It was just a church song.

1076
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh damn.

1077
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 3: We should get him on the show to do this song.

1078
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 8: He's actually a well known singer. But I'm who is it?

1079
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 15: Who is it?

1080
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 4: I drop names?

1081
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: No, I won't drop name, tailor.

1082
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: I can't give us a hint.

1083
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 8: Ice Cream.

1084
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 2: Ice cream, not milky milky Way, milky barking Singapore, muscles, muscles.

1085
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: Isn't the guys that did the band? Yeah? Is that?

1086
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 11: Is? That?

1087
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: Is that Taylor in my class?

1088
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 11: No?

1089
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: Why ice cream? On a second, when we're all on

1090
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: this now, ice cream guy Sebastian likes ice cream? Don't

1091
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: that's good?

1092
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 8: Who famous? But a lot of people know whose songs.

1093
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: Are scream It's not like Comphrey bee Bear or something.

1094
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: Is it.

1095
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 2: Be?

1096
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 3: They're doing church songs on the weekend.

1097
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: Moonlighting. It's Will and Woodie. We are doing soap opera moments?

1098
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: Woulds in real life? Now?

1099
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: Our number thirteen one oh sixty five?

1100
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: In real life?

1101
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 2: Has the situation ever occurred where someone has disappeared?

1102
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're they're vanished and you don't know what

1103
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: they're they're, where they went, how they went.

1104
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 2: You probably they went to you probably assumed they were dead. Yeah,

1105
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 2: well yeah, and then they returned soapropera moments in real life.

1106
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 6: Real life.

1107
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 3: And only the only time I've heard of this happening

1108
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 3: in real life. Yeah yeah is Greg Fleet.

1109
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Australian comedian Greg Fleet.

1110
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 3: He didn't need be on this show. A while ago,

1111
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 3: his dad ended up faking.

1112
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: His own death. He went with, drove his car, drove

1113
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 1: his car off a pier.

1114
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 3: I think he was on boat sinking.

1115
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: No, he might have driven his car into a boat

1116
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: which then sank.

1117
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll combined the boat.

1118
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Went. It happened very fast and furious.

1119
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 2: Anyway.

1120
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 3: Anyway, point is yeah, faked.

1121
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: I think that's because he had he had affairs with

1122
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: with a number of women. He had bank debt collector's

1123
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: chained him. He just needed to get out of there

1124
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: and then Greg found him again, didn't he right?

1125
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: And apparently it was only like the city over or

1126
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,399
Speaker 3: like the town over.

1127
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the trick.

1128
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 3: I put a little bit of mail on it, but

1129
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 3: it wasn't like it wasn't like he flew anywhere.

1130
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 2: Apparently it was a drive away and it was still

1131
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 2: like he was a real estate He was a real

1132
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 2: estate agent again with a slightly different appearance, and well

1133
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 2: that's effectively returning.

1134
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 3: Well now, what we're finding right now, though.

1135
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 2: Is between Greg and soap operas, it doesn't appear to happen.

1136
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: Do you think people got the sense we were padding?

1137
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,760
Speaker 2: No, because I thought that Greg fleet gear was pretty

1138
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 2: bloody good will.

1139
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: I thought the bit where I suggested that the car

1140
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: went onto a boat and the boat sunk might have

1141
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:46,959
Speaker 1: been a dead giveaway for a pad.

1142
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 2: I wanted to ride that out for as long as possible.

1143
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: And are we padding right now as we're talking about padding, Yes,

1144
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 2: because people are starting to call at will extra. I

1145
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: just I don't want to go to traffic. I don't

1146
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 2: want to hear the news until I hear a god.

1147
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 3: Story from real life.

1148
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: All right, you might have to crack my com but

1149
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: you drink your butcher have because we can't got another song,

1150
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: can we? No?

1151
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 3: No, no, we can't get that song.

1152
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: It's funny. I would pull the curtain down with you

1153
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: guys in radio. What happens is you asked one of

1154
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: these outrageous questions, no one calls, and then when you

1155
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: say to everyone no one's called the people who actually

1156
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: had a story. Go, I've got a body story. No

1157
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: one's called. Just call the first time to say yourself

1158
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of padding. Kom butcher, opening car on

1159
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 1: boat sinking.

1160
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 2: Oh god, next town over creation.

1161
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: Yes God, that's why we're professional.

1162
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 2: You sit your kom butcher, my friend, you've earned it now, Ashley,

1163
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 2: this has happened to you in real life.

1164
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 6: Yes.

1165
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 14: So, my uncle became a strange from my family and disappeared.

1166
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 14: We didn't know where he had went. And then my

1167
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 14: mom and grandfather found out that he was actually alive

1168
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 14: because he was found floating in the ocean and because

1169
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 14: his fishing troller had slipped.

1170
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 3: Oh wow, oh my goodness.

1171
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: He was found floating in the ocean.

1172
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, by a cruise ship, alive, by cruise alive.

1173
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 14: The only survivor.

1174
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: Wow, Ashley water story. How long was he missing for?

1175
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 14: The fishing troller flipped and I think he was floating

1176
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 14: on the top of a dinging for thirty six hours.

1177
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: Oh not as long as I'd hope for her years

1178
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 1: before seventy.

1179
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 2: Two hours, which was thirty six days.

1180
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: Damn it Still great story, acts saved us.

1181
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 2: It's pretty much been gone for that had longer benders

1182
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 2: than that. We're co