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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini. Nothing worse

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Speaker 1: than your boss texting your calling you after hours. It's

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Speaker 1: just an area that they shouldn't be allowed. In thirty

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Speaker 1: one six five. Of your boss is doing that, then

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Speaker 1: give us a call. And the reason we're talking about

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Speaker 1: in this woods is because Portugal. I thought we had

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Speaker 1: some Portuguese music lined up there.

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Speaker 2: There's been a miss Home of the Chicken.

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Speaker 3: Well, sorry, Nando's is from Portugal, so not really the

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Speaker 3: Home of the Chicken to be fair.

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Speaker 2: What else is Portugal famous for?

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Speaker 3: A soccer team Christiano Ronaldo?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, very good, that's where you start. That's fine,

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Speaker 2: that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Portugal has banned bosses texting staff after hours, so

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Speaker 1: they've said you can't do it. They're saying that it

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Speaker 1: should just be a nine to five caper.

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Speaker 2: Am I right?

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Speaker 3: I reckon that's a good mood from the Portuguese. I

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Speaker 3: didn't realize they were well known for their progressive thoughts,

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Speaker 3: but I reckon.

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Speaker 2: They definitely are.

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Speaker 1: They've got a very progressive drug policy in Portugal. Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: very very progressive.

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Speaker 2: What is it? Just go for it? Well, I don't

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Speaker 2: think that's in the legislation.

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Speaker 1: Article three two form go for it, but sorry that

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Speaker 1: you sir, you were found in possession of half a

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Speaker 1: kilo of cocaine.

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Speaker 2: Well, I would like to sign article through to four

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Speaker 2: if I go for it.

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Speaker 3: Back on that hours thing, I reckon, that's a great

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Speaker 3: move because Iragon during COVID. During COVID, that really blurred

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Speaker 3: the lines what did hours work?

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Speaker 2: Hours? Like when can you respond to an email? And

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Speaker 2: how early can they reach you?

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Speaker 3: And phone calls and and I reckon that, Like bosses

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Speaker 3: were starting to take this a little bit.

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Speaker 1: In general, that You're right, that whole COVID thing. You

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Speaker 1: really had to put your foot down. Yeah, not like

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Speaker 1: you and.

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Speaker 2: Not anyone contacts That's true.

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Speaker 1: We were fine, But I know lots of friends, particularly

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Speaker 1: friends that work at you know, like law firms, accounting firms,

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Speaker 1: that sort of thing that's on the clock twenty four seven,

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Speaker 1: because you know, and and that just starts saying, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: you can't get me after this time because I'm at home,

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Speaker 1: I'm at my computer.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't mean that I'm in a sack to reply to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: even even me. It actually runs your business.

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Speaker 3: But then clients started sort of being like, well, I

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Speaker 3: can contact you anytime because there weren't office hours.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which, yeah, look good on the your Portugal.

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Speaker 3: Get on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you got on your your Portugal, so no good

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Speaker 2: on them. Very good stuff. Now, our our boss Tony

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Speaker 2: is an absolute sucker for this.

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Speaker 1: He sends all sorts of gear at all sorts of

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Speaker 1: hours and he's in and a lot of the time.

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Speaker 1: His justification for that is because you know he's his

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Speaker 1: brain's a bit you know, he's wired. You know, he's

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Speaker 1: constantly glind. He's from London, I should say he's from London. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he sort of he gets it. He can't turn

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Speaker 1: it off, you know, right, Bud. So you know sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'll have an I and I'll shoot it to you.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to do anything with it, and you

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Speaker 1: know we don't and we don't.

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Speaker 2: No, that's right, and that's not fair.

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Speaker 3: Some of the great ideas, some of the great ideas,

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Speaker 3: and I think the ones that he sends late at night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like he just gets it down on paper,

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Speaker 2: doesn't filter it.

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Speaker 3: And to be frank, sometimes you actually don't understand the

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Speaker 1: You've read the end, that's exactly right, Woods, And I've

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Speaker 1: got an email sitting in front of me here that

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Speaker 1: I really want to bring to his attention and the

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Speaker 1: rest of Australia's attention, because I've read.

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Speaker 2: It a few times.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I still can't get over that it hasn't

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Speaker 1: been transcribed by a dog like it is.

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Speaker 2: It is totally nonsensical, is not the lawyer one? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, we've tried to figure this out, but we're

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Speaker 3: trying to figure out Da Vinci's code.

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Speaker 4: I think it's just the Da Vinci code. Sorry, I

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Speaker 4: thought it was Vinci's code. I thought that's what Tom

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Speaker 4: Hanks was trying to crack. When did Leonardo make this code?

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Speaker 4: LEONARDA had all sorts of missus.

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Speaker 1: All right, So I've got this email in front of me,

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Speaker 1: and what I'm going to do. I won't I won't

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Speaker 1: spoil too much of it for you next, but I

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Speaker 1: want spoil too much of you now because I want

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Speaker 1: to read it to.

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Speaker 2: Him live on air. Up next. I want to call

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Speaker 2: him and we're just going to align my line. What

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Speaker 2: are you after? But just to give you guys a snip,

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Speaker 2: he says, one of the lines that he has in

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Speaker 2: yours he will confide in you. Imagine if it ever

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Speaker 2: got to the stage.

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Speaker 1: If he asks you to cover him in some way

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Speaker 1: dot dot dot, or you offer and he accepts what

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Speaker 1: I'm going to read him the full email up next

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna put him on the stand. Stay with

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Speaker 1: us talking about the fact that Portugal has banned bosses

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Speaker 1: contacting you out of ours, which I think is a

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Speaker 1: wonderful idea.

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Speaker 2: If you missed out.

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Speaker 1: Chatting to get it on the podcast Melan Woodie, because

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Speaker 1: right now we're gonna call our boss Tony the Big

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Speaker 1: t who is just notorious for having a bottle of

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Speaker 1: wine sitting in front of his computer and then dire

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Speaker 1: thriving all the awful ideas that he comes up with

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Speaker 1: when he's drunk and then making you.

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Speaker 2: Suffer them, and then he would regret them the next

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Speaker 2: day in the middle of the night. He would be

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Speaker 2: happy with.

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Speaker 3: This band because then he doesn't have to write those

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Speaker 3: awful emails and come into work really sheepish the next

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Speaker 3: day and say, hey, oh bod, sorry about that email.

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Speaker 2: It didn't really make sense. He had a couple of rents,

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Speaker 2: Well he doesn't. He doesn't, He doesn't own them at all.

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Speaker 1: He just sends them and then you don't reply that's right,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm holding him accountable.

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Speaker 2: It's like they never happen. Yeah, it doesn't even come up.

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Speaker 1: And I'm holding him accountable because he wrote me a

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Speaker 1: dog's breakfast of an email, which is honestly nonsensical. It's

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Speaker 1: like Siri translated an alien trying to talk to somebody

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Speaker 1: makes no sense. I'm not gonna read I'll just read

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Speaker 1: it out to you, guys. I'll read it to him

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Speaker 1: right now and get him to try and explain what the.

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Speaker 2: Hell he was on about this Tony Bridge tone? How

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Speaker 2: are you, mate? It's well speaking?

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Speaker 5: What this time?

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Speaker 2: Well, I just.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to run by you an email that you sent

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it was a bit of a late night idea,

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Speaker 3: I believed. Tone, which is a bit of a specialty

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Speaker 2: I'll read it to you. I'll read it to in

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Speaker 2: your voice as well.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, Bud, is there an April Fools brank you

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Speaker 1: can play on Woody That is a slow burner over

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Speaker 1: the course of the next two weeks, in which you

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Speaker 1: put your lawyer skills to the test. All right, so

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Speaker 1: opening line, everything seems pretty good. Yes, So imagine if

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Speaker 1: you were secretly the accusing lawyer and you were the

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Speaker 1: ones that was writing to Woody on something full stop.

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Speaker 1: Start to wonder what's going on there? Next one audio

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Speaker 1: and video comes from you and your house type in

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Speaker 1: the letter or email, Yes, upon a line he would

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Speaker 1: confide in you. Imagine if it got to the stage

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Speaker 1: if he asked you to cover for him in some

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Speaker 1: way full stop, or you offer and he accept.

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Speaker 2: Then you go on to say, I don't know what

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Speaker 2: or where it could go full time.

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Speaker 5: It's an award winning idea, it's an amazing idea.

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Speaker 2: But hang on, Tony, what what is the idea? What

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Speaker 2: actually happens in that idea? Where's the bit?

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Speaker 5: Here's your creativity? All?

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Speaker 1: You said, here's put your lawyers skills to the test.

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Speaker 2: Then you said, audio and video comes to you in

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Speaker 2: your house.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if it ever got to the stage where you

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Speaker 1: had to cover for him in some way, or you

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Speaker 1: offer and he accepts, that's all I have.

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Speaker 2: To work with. What's the offer?

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Speaker 1: Except thing, we're not writing a contract.

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Speaker 5: I just I just imagined that you know what you

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Speaker 5: what he has been written to by a lawyer because

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Speaker 5: it's been caught in a compromising situation. And then all

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Speaker 5: of a sudden, wood he turns around and confines to you,

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Speaker 5: Will who is actually the person that's writing all the

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Speaker 5: legal letters in the first place. He combines into you.

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Speaker 5: Then he says to you, will you cover?

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Speaker 2: Oh genius, Now I wrote why didn't you.

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Speaker 1: Put that in the email?

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Speaker 5: Mates? Because what was the time and day of an email?

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Speaker 5: Because it is his Friday, five pm. That was a

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Speaker 5: few red wines?

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Speaker 2: Make sense?

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Speaker 5: Wow, there you go. Please you. I'm glad we got

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Speaker 5: to the bottle.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of your boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to