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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast. Let me tell you about what

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Speaker 1: happens Saturday night. All right, So you're going to be

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Speaker 1: stunned that I said nothing, but you need to understand

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Speaker 1: in certain ways, I am becoming Australian having Australian passport,

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Speaker 1: but there are certain characteristics and behavior you can't deny

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Speaker 1: your DNA and where your raised. I am an Englishman

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Speaker 1: and there's something in our DNA you cannot stand the

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Speaker 1: thought of causing a scene. However, it is extreme what

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Speaker 1: happened to me Saturday night? So I went to see

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Speaker 1: this Elvis movie epic Elvis Live in Concept. As I

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Speaker 1: take my seat, I've got my glass of red wine

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Speaker 1: and my snacks. I'm good to go. I sit down

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Speaker 1: next to an elderly couple. They are a bickering. They're

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Speaker 1: really having a real full on bicker. They are I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing late seventies. As I'm sitting down, the credits are

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Speaker 1: starting to come and tell us about forthcoming feature presentations

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Speaker 1: at the cinema. They're still bickering, okay, and people are

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Speaker 1: starting to like tup. But I don't know whether the

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Speaker 1: mixt of them being old. They've also, you can tell,

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Speaker 1: had a couple of drinks. I'd simply lean over and say, hey,

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Speaker 1: everything all right? Right, She goes, he's forgotten his deafadeh.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I said, well, look, I said, we're two

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Speaker 1: rows from the screen, because we were two rows from

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Speaker 1: the screen of a very big screen. I'm sure he's

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Speaker 1: going to pick up enough of what's happening. It's Elvis

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Speaker 1: live in concerts. They've obviously been around for a while.

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Speaker 1: But she goes, he's only going to hear some of it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, and they start bickering. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's gonna be fine, and then she goes

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Speaker 1: to me. She leans over because he's in between us.

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Speaker 1: She leans on to me and goes, you can tell

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Speaker 1: him what he can't hear. Then ah nah, six bats down.

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Speaker 1: So five minutes in, I swear to God, Malcolm, we

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Speaker 1: became that close friends, leans leans over. It's the first

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Speaker 1: of many times, and goes away, Oh, I think you

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Speaker 1: got kidding me. I'll tell you what he said, suspicially

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Speaker 1: he's singing the whole thing is him live and got it?

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Speaker 1: He said, suspicious minds? Did you sing it back to him?

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Speaker 1: What did I felt like? And shall I go and

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Speaker 1: get the deaf fade? Where is it? She says, he's

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Speaker 1: partially deaf? And what does that mean? For the next

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Speaker 1: nineteen minutes? That's only the beginning of things with me

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Speaker 1: and Malcolm. Ten minutes in he puts his hand into

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Speaker 1: my popcorn that I haven't done and starts chomping on it.

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Speaker 1: Right I'm thinking, there's this woman next to me who

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Speaker 1: nudges me like he because that's not it's the optics

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Speaker 1: on because suddenly I'm having partially hearing man accusing of

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Speaker 1: stealing my popcorn. It's not a good look for me,

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Speaker 1: not like no, he really is rocking a hard place,

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Speaker 1: so I say nothing. Let him. I didn't touch the

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Speaker 1: popcorn his hand when in there. By the time he's

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Speaker 1: had three goes in there and he's chomping away, putting

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Speaker 1: it in his pie hole. I'm thinking, it's now Malcolm's popcorn.

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Speaker 2: But you should have what he should have done when

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Speaker 2: he went to put his hand in the popcorn you

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Speaker 2: put your hand in the popcorn as well, graze his hand.

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Speaker 2: Then you go, oh sorry, and you go, wait a minute,

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Speaker 2: this is my popcorn.

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Speaker 1: Because then what if he'd have said, he's confused as

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Speaker 1: it is, it's my popcorn. I didn't get thrown out.

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Speaker 1: There's a headline today. I would have given his knuckles

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Speaker 1: a bit of a smack. I can't know, Malcolm, get

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Speaker 1: out of it. I can't. And then then he does

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Speaker 1: the biggest move out of this. It came in threes.

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Speaker 1: There was a translate in the Elvis movie him eating

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Speaker 1: my popcorn, and now he unwraps, non stopping. You have

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Speaker 1: to draw last time. You have to stand for tob

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Speaker 1: This is my cinema dinner, Malcolm. Malcolm, he such an

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Speaker 1: unwrap a tob tobro is that it's not easy to

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Speaker 1: get one of those out either. That's not a casual thing, Malcolm.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind the popcorn, but the tobon. God damn it.

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Speaker 2: He would have known he didn't buy a toddler own

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Speaker 2: as well. This is an active aggression.

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Speaker 1: So again I'm just unders thinking. I just gotta let

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Speaker 1: it all go. I've just got to let it go.

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Speaker 1: You have to stand up for yourself. Man, I said

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Speaker 1: nothing about the popcorn. He took my tobleron, not just that.

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Speaker 1: Twenty minutes later, the lady who's next to me nudges

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Speaker 1: me to go and check it out. Now the toblain's

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Speaker 1: been moved. His wife, she's having something. Stop. No, I

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Speaker 1: know what this is.

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Speaker 2: I reckon. You know how old people are always getting scammed.

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Speaker 2: I reckon they're now re scamming the young people.

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Speaker 1: I reckon.

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Speaker 2: This is some sort of griff they do where he

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Speaker 2: pretends to be dead.

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Speaker 1: It's a long cont your toddler. They got played. He

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Speaker 1: got a free cinema dinner and came out and they're

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Speaker 1: ravished though he goes. If he goes to the red Wine,

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Speaker 1: then we're throwing we're throwing it down. It's on, Malcolm.

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Speaker 1: You can take the popcorn, okay, and I'm not happy

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Speaker 1: about the toblerone, but leave the red wine. I said nothing.

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