WEBVTT - MINI: Rate Your Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>is the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. Every Monday on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>we ask you to tell us about your weekend, rate

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<v Speaker 1>your weekend. Out of five, we will accept half points

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Intern Pete, good morning. How was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going a full four out of five with only

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<v Speaker 2>one minus point this week. But I want to do

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a points of clarification. I do get

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<v Speaker 2>excited when Sydney has a great win on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>That was some win for the club. Blimey.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been getting some messages from friends and family going,

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<v Speaker 2>do you not support the Geelong Cats anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>And I say, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I absolutely 100% support the Geelong Cats. But I get

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<v Speaker 2>behind the city that I live in, you know, sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>So I am behind Sydney in a soft spot. But

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<v Speaker 2>how good was the Cats on Friday night who beat

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<v Speaker 2>my father's team?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little confused now. It's less clear than before

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<v Speaker 1>the clarification. But it is finals fever now, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>For both the sporting codes of Australia, it is finals

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<v Speaker 1>fever now. Sorry, I support the Cats. All I got

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<v Speaker 1>from this is Pete's got a soft spot. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what he means. Okay, I support Geelong, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have a soft spot for Sydney. I'm not being funny,

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<v Speaker 1>but why do we need to know this? What's pertinent

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<v Speaker 1>about any of it? Because everyone is starting to think

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<v Speaker 1>that I've... I don't work in human resources and I

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<v Speaker 1>need to update your employment records.

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<v Speaker 2>Because everyone thinks now, because I go to so many

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney games, that.

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<v Speaker 1>I support the Sydney... Who is everyone? Oh, I'll just...

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<v Speaker 1>You sound cray-cray. Okay, sorry, just my brother and sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Even more than normal. It's Cray Cray Monday. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're all thinking. Can I just turn this into

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<v Speaker 1>a press conference? No, no, no. It was a four

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<v Speaker 1>out of five. There have been a lot of allegations.

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<v Speaker 2>A four out of five because I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the actual Swans game.

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<v Speaker 1>At the SCG. Forget it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't want to get myself confused here. I was supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the game, but unfortunately, my friend who

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<v Speaker 2>has the tickets, he has the members' tickets. I think they're...

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<v Speaker 2>I think they have the cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to start playing this right when you start

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<v Speaker 1>to go walkabouts in a conversation, which is what's happening

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Oh, dear. Am I not being clear? My apologies.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just start again. No, no. I actually broke

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<v Speaker 1>out in a cold sweat. You're sweaty. I'm sweaty. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Friday Five Weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a bad build-up to a bad story, really,

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<v Speaker 2>to be fair. We got to the gate and our

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<v Speaker 2>tickets did not work at all, so we couldn't go.

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<v Speaker 1>Into the game. The club knew. They were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>bloody hell, I forgot he's one of our friends. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Jam the turnstiles. Jam the turnstiles. Where's that

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<v Speaker 1>magic button? We need their button. You know what? Anyhoo,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a great game. That's it. That's it. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about it. Wonderful. Ray, how was your weekend? How

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<v Speaker 1>was seeing your dad yesterday? It was awesome. I would

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<v Speaker 1>say we had a five-star Father's Day yesterday. Brilliant. We are.

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<v Speaker 3>So dad loves seafood. In the morning, we headed out.

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<v Speaker 3>There's this famous seafood place in Botany near my parents.

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<v Speaker 3>And dad goes, make sure you get there early. There's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be a big Father's Day rush.

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<v Speaker 1>What time is early there, then? Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Mum said... It's Father's Day. It's not Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we'll be fine. And we get there at

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<v Speaker 3>9 a.m. It's a ghost town. There's no one there

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<v Speaker 3>getting stuff on Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone else notice it was a ghost town yesterday everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>It was just really quiet everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Even cafes around. I was like, oh, they'll be bustling.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be impossible to get a place. Crickets. Crickets. It

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<v Speaker 1>was no wonder. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>We went to a Westfield and there were dads just

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<v Speaker 3>doing the shopping at Coles, like heaps of dads just

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<v Speaker 3>sort of doing the weekly shop. But later in the day,

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<v Speaker 3>dad's got these old cost speakers, these big ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, wow. Like floor speakers. Yeah, floor speakers. He does know. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad see dad. Floor speakers? He's had them since 1970. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's been keeping them in the attic. Are they

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<v Speaker 1>like wood paneled? Yeah, beautiful wood paneled speakers. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>they sound amazing. Well, that was the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to try and get them, restore them and

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<v Speaker 3>try to get them back working again.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they valves? Give me your dad's number. Give me

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<v Speaker 1>your dad's number. Dad talk. New podcast. It's me just

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<v Speaker 1>chatting to dads over a fence. Are those valve speakers?

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<v Speaker 1>They're paneled. Passive speakers? Does that mean anything? I don't know. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we had to buy an amp. We hooked it all up.

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<v Speaker 3>After about two hours of, you know, messing around, we

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<v Speaker 3>finally got them to work and we had a little

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<v Speaker 3>dad Coachella set list where dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Was on the decks. What was he doing? Fred again.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad again. He was in the mix. In a boiler

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<v Speaker 1>house session, was he? Obviously a lot of, not really

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<v Speaker 1>your classic party songs. He strikes me as a steampunk fan.

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<v Speaker 3>It was Bob Dylan, a lot of Graham Bonnet. It's

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<v Speaker 3>all over now, baby blue.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of eagles, a lot of credence. Oh, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds brilliant. And we were just in the sun dancing along. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my God, what a magical day. Your dad would have

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<v Speaker 1>loved that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was really special, especially with Dad in Sydney and,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we're not always in Sydney, so that was

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<v Speaker 3>lovely to spend some time with him.

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<v Speaker 1>And is he a Cats fan or a Swans fan? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing. Everyone thinks he's a Cats fan. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling the show today, can you just let us

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<v Speaker 1>know before you get on air? Just let us know. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That's enough for today, Pete. Pick it up tomorrow. Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>rate my weekend. I'm a five out of five. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to meet the amazing Rio on Friday on a

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<v Speaker 1>walk in Sydney. Please see if he remembers me. Courtney,

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember you. Yes, well done.

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<v Speaker 3>I was at the Opera House just having a lovely

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<v Speaker 3>walk home from the pub and I got a tap

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<v Speaker 3>on the shoulder from Courtney and her friend.

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<v Speaker 1>They said they loved the show. I met some lovely

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<v Speaker 1>listeners on Saturday morning. A guy called Jonathan and his wife,

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy with no E. She must have told me that

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<v Speaker 1>57 times. And Jonathan said this to me. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>wrote it into my phone. You're the funniest guys on

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<v Speaker 1>the dial at the moment. I mean, Jonathan, why do

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<v Speaker 1>we have to just at that moment? Why not just

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<v Speaker 1>on the dial? End it there, buddy. I'm happy. You've

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<v Speaker 1>given me the compliment. At the moment, his wife then

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<v Speaker 1>nudges him. At the moment. At the moment. But there

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<v Speaker 1>could be some new shows coming on the Kiss Network

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<v Speaker 1>that I will be checking out. And then I will

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<v Speaker 1>report back. Jonathan and Tracy, no E. Christian, the other

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<v Speaker 1>thing as well, I met a lovely guy, my wife

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<v Speaker 1>and I were having breakfast after I popped into Signs

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<v Speaker 1>for Copies of my book. He almost took him Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>He was going to go to this independent bookshop called Farrell's.

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<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't a signing. I was just signing some

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<v Speaker 1>that I had bought. But bless, there were a load

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<v Speaker 1>of listeners waiting for me. Yeah, I know. There's one

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<v Speaker 1>lovely old woman who'd been hanging around for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of hours. And because I hadn't given her time, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was just there to sign the copies and go,

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<v Speaker 1>she'd been wandering around the street. She was almost blue.

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<v Speaker 1>At some of the ages, some of those listeners, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're one winter away from the ground. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>lovely seeing them. It was lovely seeing them. I also

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<v Speaker 1>met this lovely guy who had a beautiful German shepherd dog.

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<v Speaker 1>A lovely listener called Ryan. He had this stunning shepherd

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<v Speaker 1>dog called Snoop. And Ryan, it was stunning. Really, really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you see some German shepherd dogs, they're good-looking,

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<v Speaker 1>handsome dogs. Regal, I would say, but yeah. And they

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<v Speaker 1>stand up on the high leads if you play them

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<v Speaker 1>a little flute song. Anyway, he had some great photos

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<v Speaker 1>on his phone of his dog. He'd had them done professionally. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like a wedding photo? Yeah. I love that. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the sort of thing that producer Caitlin would

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<v Speaker 1>have done, isn't it? Yes. Have you had that done yet?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have. Rio said things bogans love to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Get professional photos done of pets. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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<v Speaker 4>One of my friends is a photographer and she said,

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<v Speaker 4>would you like to do some photos? So we did

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<v Speaker 4>some family photos with Henry.

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<v Speaker 1>When you say family photos, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, my wife, me and Henry, we just sat around

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<v Speaker 4>the house and did some nice photos in different areas

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<v Speaker 4>of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Sat around, like doing what, the crossword? Doing the Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>quiz together? Henry sits down.

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<v Speaker 4>He's actually very handsome and he's a very good boy.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. There are certain people in life who get confused

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<v Speaker 1>between what's a pet and what's a human.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I know he's my dog, but he's very handsome

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<v Speaker 4>because one time we were at the park and there

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<v Speaker 4>was a photographer there as well and he said, can

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<v Speaker 4>I please take a photo of your dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, do you know what that is? That's a pickup line.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy is a creep. He didn't see your wife. No, no, seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy, if my wife kicked me out, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of thing you'd see me hang around dog parks

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<v Speaker 1>as a photographer. No, that guy does a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>and he's a creep. Christian five out of five weekend

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<v Speaker 1>for me. This is for a listener. Shane went to

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<v Speaker 1>see a Disney cars at the cinema with my now

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<v Speaker 1>late teenage boys. This movie always reminds me of the

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<v Speaker 1>fun memories I had with them when they were just,

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<v Speaker 1>we tackers watching the movie, uh, three times a day, um,

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<v Speaker 1>playing with all the cars, uh, tipped off an awesome

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<v Speaker 1>home cooked lamb roast with, oh my word, Yorkshire pudding. Uh, Shane,

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<v Speaker 1>you had me Yorkshire pudding there, my friend. Um, Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>my weekend, also 5.05. Tennis on Saturday morning, followed by

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<v Speaker 1>dirt at the beach, soaking up the sun. Obviously, you're

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<v Speaker 1>texting from Sydney. Before being blown away by the storm

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<v Speaker 1>that just came out of nowhere. But nothing can bring

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<v Speaker 1>me down. The Swans defied the odds and won against Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible scenes. That's from Emma. Jennifer, rate my weekend. 4.05.

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<v Speaker 1>Swans won. South Sydney won. Glory, glory. New bed delivered,

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<v Speaker 1>if the instructions were included. Would have been 5 out

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<v Speaker 1>of 5. That'd be a fun week. Putting together a

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<v Speaker 1>flat-back bed with zero instructions. Though I'd like to think

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<v Speaker 1>with a bed, it's pretty beddy. You know, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the slats, the supporting bits, the headboard. There's not many

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<v Speaker 1>bits where you're going to, which bit is this? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this a pillow? Christian, to all my professional photos for dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>we want a professional photo shoot, including a huge print.

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<v Speaker 1>But we were the suckers. We paid for the whole album.

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<v Speaker 3>Classy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a whole thing. Once they say, hey, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>free film. Free photo session. You're under no obligation. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you see the photos. You pay for the album. Scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? I think we should do a

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<v Speaker 1>competition for Australia's fittest pets. People, we love our pets.

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<v Speaker 1>someone's got a dog and a cat people have some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of they just are very proud of how they

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<v Speaker 1>look we should do there's two categories fit and fugly

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<v Speaker 1>some of them no no no you still love a

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<v Speaker 1>fugly pet i've had them i've had various fugly pets

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<v Speaker 1>over the year Some English dogs have got terrible teeth

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<v Speaker 1>like the humans. And so, but you still love them

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<v Speaker 1>the same. Fit or fugly. They've got character. We'll have both.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I know that people listen right now like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we should enter. It's going to break Caitlin's heart, but

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<v Speaker 1>my dog Reggie is better looking than Henry. Oh, that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be cool. Fact. Happy to put it to the public

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<v Speaker 1>to vote. Okay. You give me the best vote you've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Side by side. Side by side. No names. No names.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell anyone who. Henry will be a very sad runner-up.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 4>He's the most handsome dog to have ever existed.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you can't even speak. Say that again. Say that again.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say? Reggie will smash him. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you who actually will be the fittest pet in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>My cat, Larry. No, that is a handsome beast. Get

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<v Speaker 1>out of it! That's his breed. That's his breed. That

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<v Speaker 1>tuna's got a lot of hidden calories, Rio. He is

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<v Speaker 1>the Brad Pitt of the cat world. Not Brad Pitt

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<v Speaker 1>in Fight Club. It is on Australia's fittest and fugliest pet.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show. Go on. Podcast.