Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: If you've got kids this weekend, you would have tried
Speaker 3: your best to find creative ways of things to do.
Speaker 3: We set we had a family meeting on Friday night.
Speaker 3: I dread these things being called. I'm like, it's just
Speaker 3: going to kick off. You must just say we're going
Speaker 3: to have a family round. And I'm like and the
Speaker 3: kids all know that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and even I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh jeez, and I all sat down like, no,
Speaker 3: we don't want to be in this situation, but we
Speaker 3: need to get along.
Speaker 1: What board games you'd like to play? And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're opening with that. I was going to just say,
Speaker 1: you know, have something's to pocket money this weekend or something,
Speaker 1: only when they were like, no, they're done with board games.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: It's almost a mutiny at the mention of board games,
Speaker 3: ticket to ride and then we said tell you what
Speaker 3: then why don't So it was decided that Saturday night
Speaker 3: I was going to cook and I came up with
Speaker 3: the Southern California theme on the playlist Beers with Lives
Speaker 3: American Beers, and I made macaroni and cheese loaded potato skins.
Speaker 3: I hadd chicken kebabs infused with Jack Daniels that have
Speaker 3: been smoking for eight hours. Saturday night went really well.
Speaker 3: Last Sunday, my wife said, why don't I make like
Speaker 3: a high tea for us all to have at home.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a very British thing.
Speaker 3: My wife says that I played the national anthem as
Speaker 3: they came into the kitchen and I went, this looks
Speaker 3: a bit like we're mini fascists if everyone were like
Speaker 3: walking past on a Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 1: I think that DJing is in the English guy.
Speaker 3: Dunn Dun and we all sat down there and would
Speaker 3: you like some more cream in your scott daughters.
Speaker 1: Then my wife.
Speaker 3: Goes, because you play some hi ti music and I'm like,
Speaker 3: is that what we all know? Those albums? I found
Speaker 3: a playlist there's you know, there's a play this for
Speaker 3: everything on Spotify. Actually found a high tea playlist. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we're all having this and we have the scones or
Speaker 3: scones whenever you call them.
Speaker 1: I don't care. And do you put cream in or
Speaker 1: jam in first? By the way, I go jam first
Speaker 1: on top, yes, no way. The bed I put is
Speaker 1: the cream and then mister jams on top. Interesting and
Speaker 1: then do you turn into a sandwich and eat into it?
Speaker 1: Children horror fied I turned into a sandwich and eat
Speaker 1: a mini burger, Yeah, right, with cream and jam.
Speaker 3: What a great burger. Anyway, it is actually quite nice.
Speaker 3: Right we did this, And then I said to my wife, Look,
Speaker 3: you've made all this. Even my wife had made and
Speaker 3: baked millionaire short bread, and I've come tom up into
Speaker 3: pieces and brought in for my teammates on the show today.
Speaker 3: What's millionaire short Oh it's shortbread, but millionaire star my friend.
Speaker 1: Oh you'll love it. I've got some for everybody. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 3: To my wife, you've done all this, Me and the
Speaker 3: kids will clear it up. She went, oh, that's really kind.
Speaker 3: Now I need to point out here that the stuff
Speaker 3: we were using, the cutlery and all that, wasn't the
Speaker 3: normal plates. My wife had decided to get out her
Speaker 3: best china. All right, and this is this is already
Speaker 3: you can feel this story is a good story. Doesn't
Speaker 3: end well, guess what appens to china anyway? It's china
Speaker 3: that was given to her by her mum. And my
Speaker 3: wife missus her mum. Every single daysn't saying it for
Speaker 3: two years, and so she even if as she was
Speaker 3: getting it all out, she was getting tearful.
Speaker 1: This makes me think of my mom and.
Speaker 3: We're like, oh gosh, okay, well hopefully it can sort
Speaker 3: of bring a bit closer to again. You think your
Speaker 3: mum as you're doing this. So I said, we're clear
Speaker 3: all of this away barely two or three minutes, right
Speaker 3: the kids drop one of the battles and it's like patchy,
Speaker 3: It's like some royal dalt thing. It's like fine China,
Speaker 3: and I gourgle the kids. I gotta be honest, I
Speaker 3: almost cracked myself.
Speaker 5: And a lot of that stuff you can't get anything like.
Speaker 1: Just kill me now. Kids.
Speaker 3: Somehow even though it wasn't me, also it's embarrassed and
Speaker 3: met that.
Speaker 1: I was relieved it wasn't me, Like, oh, that's screwed somehow,
Speaker 1: I know that because this is my watch, it'll be
Speaker 1: my fault.
Speaker 3: I go to the kids, we just need to clear
Speaker 3: this up. Don't say anything. They went, I don't think
Speaker 3: it's a good idea. Mum said, we shouldn't lie. I went,
Speaker 3: you want to go and tell your mom it's her Mum?
Speaker 3: You saw she's weeping getting it out. You've broken it.
Speaker 1: You practically dropped her mummy. He is in a.
Speaker 3: Thousand pieces on the kitchen floor. I said, there's this
Speaker 3: clear up put it and bought my bin. I'll empty
Speaker 3: the bin, put it up there. She doesn't need to
Speaker 3: know about it, okay, and we can try and find
Speaker 3: some kind of new thing.
Speaker 1: But we just need to cover this up right now.
Speaker 1: We don't need this now.
Speaker 3: An hour or two later, her spidy senses women know,
Speaker 3: women know, and I'm nervy. When she comes to in the kitchen,
Speaker 3: the kids straight away start doing that glancing my glance's
Speaker 3: face where she goes, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Idiots?
Speaker 3: And then she she just cash is walking around. She's
Speaker 3: trying to work out there's a disc of vibe there.
Speaker 3: She goes, it's broken glass down here.
Speaker 1: What happens like this? What's happened?
Speaker 3: Then she goes, oh, no, my Dalton, no, my row Dalton.
Speaker 3: She picks up when and I go straight away, I
Speaker 3: should have gone it was me, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: I went, she dropped it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my wife sleep. I'm not making that.
Speaker 1: She goes.
Speaker 3: A column, storms off right, will feel really bad. I
Speaker 3: go in there and go, look, I you will this
Speaker 3: week I will dedicate I will try and find that
Speaker 3: she went good luck.
Speaker 1: I had to. There's a there's a website called plate
Speaker 1: search where you could try.
Speaker 3: Who knew today I'll be spending all day on something
Speaker 3: called plate search looking for a dish Royal Dalton springtime.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I'm not finding that dish. That's the
Speaker 3: rest of my life and endless quest for that. So anyway,
Speaker 3: the cover up didn't work this morning. I want to
Speaker 3: know what did you try and cover up? What if
Speaker 3: you tried to cover up? Nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three what did you try and cover up?
Speaker 3: Often cover ups involved when something's been broken in the house,
Speaker 3: and imagine that some of you has stories about things
Speaker 3: that you broke when you were kids and you tried
Speaker 3: to cover up from mum and dad.
Speaker 1: It's often at the bottom of the bin as well,
Speaker 1: which I found. Biancer tried to cover up from me.
Speaker 1: Throw away my sneakers because they had holes in them,
Speaker 1: but I loved how comfy they were. Found him at
Speaker 1: the them of the wheeling bin. See you've got right
Speaker 1: right and a knee. Get well done. Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: The team have tried some my wife's ab midianaire homemade shortbread.
Speaker 1: You approve delicious, nice, isn't it. We're okay to send
Speaker 1: it to listeners. It's right to send them food, sure
Speaker 1: if they trust us.
Speaker 3: Very strict rules about this in the UK. I got
Speaker 3: into a lot of trouble once sending food to listeners.
Speaker 1: What did you send? It was just some some food,
Speaker 1: left over food and I didn't finish. I could finish
Speaker 1: my curry last start. I send it to you. That's
Speaker 1: how we do radio back in the mother Man. You
Speaker 1: mean you don't give away leftovers?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: What's in Christian Slot Bin tomorrow? Temper state tune in
Speaker 1: the Golden Slot Bin? Alrighty? What if you tried to
Speaker 1: cover up nine four one four one o four three
Speaker 1: Candy s good morning, Good morning Christian Candy. So I
Speaker 1: hope you're well, Thanks for calling the show, Candies. What
Speaker 1: did you try and cover up?
Speaker 4: I tried to cover up a burnout?
Speaker 1: A burnout? Right, Okay, take us there. What happened?
Speaker 4: It was a few years ago when I was a
Speaker 4: teenager and my parents went away and they left Dad's
Speaker 4: pride and joining the garage. So I decided that I'll
Speaker 4: get in it and see how fast I outside the
Speaker 4: garage and what.
Speaker 1: Was his pride and joy? What kind of car holding?
Speaker 4: It was a holding at this stage.
Speaker 1: Holding. Holdings are made for burnout.
Speaker 3: It's the number one who burnout choice hold the back wheels,
Speaker 3: don't even Whenever you hear the piece looking for a car,
Speaker 3: it's always then. The word I always hear is holding. Okay,
Speaker 3: so you're in the hold and doing the burnouts.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I just put my flat and the car was
Speaker 4: tight on carpet at the time, and it slipped all
Speaker 4: the carpets back to the back of the head and
Speaker 4: less two dirty, big black time in the garage.
Speaker 1: And how did you cover them up? That's the day?
Speaker 1: How did you cover them?
Speaker 4: I just pulled the carpet. That's over last nothing ever happened.
Speaker 4: And then the garage flooded like ten fifteen years later
Speaker 4: and removed all the carpets, and I remember walking outside
Speaker 4: and Dad just scratching his head, what the hell.
Speaker 1: Was this.
Speaker 3: Must be here when we bought the house fires.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he saw them, and I owned up to them.
Speaker 4: I told I told him that on what I did,
Speaker 4: and he just.
Speaker 1: Did heround you he had he had.
Speaker 4: Two daughters and both of us were tomboys. So if
Speaker 4: I was a mechanic back then, so like he knew,
Speaker 4: he knew what we were up to, but he was
Speaker 4: he was good. He was good about it.
Speaker 1: That's great, Candies, thank you very much the story.
Speaker 2: Have a good week, no way, thank you.
Speaker 1: Chris Christian, how are you? I'm good, Chris. What did
Speaker 1: you try and cover up? Uh?
Speaker 5: A human sized hole in a wall with a piece
Speaker 5: of a four paper?
Speaker 1: Where's this short shang renembition? The poster rack our Welsh
Speaker 1: cover of the hole? Now? Was the human sort of
Speaker 1: sized hole in the wall? A brother?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So my brother James, who I hope is listening.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: He it offended me and warned my pajamas to bed,
Speaker 5: and I wasn't very happy and we got into a
Speaker 5: bit of a wrestle and he and he sort of
Speaker 5: slipped into the wall.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I mean you should have been signed up by Dana
Speaker 3: White in the UFC with those kind of grappling skills.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could ask my mom, she'll she'll probably advise otherwise.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so a four is going to cover up
Speaker 3: It's the perfect crime.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean an eleven year old Brian is pretty
Speaker 5: panic station.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, and how quickly until he got rumbled immediately.
Speaker 5: Immediately. But the worst part was Mum was out and
Speaker 5: she came home with a present for us, which was
Speaker 5: the Matchilly gotcha call TD.
Speaker 1: And did she did? She not give it to you?
Speaker 1: She did?
Speaker 5: And then she went to bed crying.
Speaker 1: This story.
Speaker 3: Everything was over for a happier ending, you know, in lockdown, buddy,
Speaker 3: and you'll there.
Speaker 1: Chuck living those Matt Tilly wind up goods.
Speaker 3: Oh Chris, you're unrepentant as well. Just silence there, all right, Chris.
Speaker 3: No millionaire shortbread for you, my friend, Chris, thank you
Speaker 3: very much for going to squeeze one last one.
Speaker 1: Dion, Good morning, Good morning Christians. Dion, what did you
Speaker 1: try and cover up?
Speaker 2: When I was seven eight, my parents went away for
Speaker 2: a week through summer, so I stole my mom's first Harley,
Speaker 2: took it down to phillip Oland for a four year
Speaker 2: joy rod and pretty much had to limp it back.
Speaker 2: How hard I rode it, the motor wasn't running too well,
Speaker 2: put it back in the shed, chained it all back
Speaker 2: up like fairest.
Speaker 3: But isn't it you took it out for a joy ride,
Speaker 3: and then what happened when he got it back?
Speaker 2: Well, I got it back all cleaned up. Thought I
Speaker 2: got away with it till after dinner the night that
Speaker 2: they got home, and they took me the shed to
Speaker 2: show me something that turned it. They found the bugs
Speaker 2: on the headlight. Gasp.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that, did you at seventeen? Nah,
Speaker 1: no match till he got your CD for you.
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