1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Jer and Amanda Gamnation. I'm going to make you watch 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: something's going to make you feel very uncomfortable. Actually, I've 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: seen these memes go around lately of people posting really 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: ugly photos of themselves as teenagers with braces and bad perms, 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 1: saying you know, one person saying I was in the 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: audience of a Michael Jackson concert and hoping he'd look 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: at me and fall in love with me. Well, I've 8 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 1: got some really cringey footage of some concert footage, you said, 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: Neil Diamond and an usher, Well not together. First of all, 10 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: this is a concert, a Neil Diamond concert, and he's singing, girl, 11 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: You'll be a woman now too. I mean, it's a 12 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: creepy song. But have a look what happens. So he's 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: singing to he's lying down on his stomach on stage, 14 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: and he calls a woman out, the middle aged woman. 15 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: She's looking, oh okay, she's looking into his eyes, and 16 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: now he's stroking her face. And when he's not fighting, 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: his tongue can't be two places at one time. Now 18 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: he's kissing. It can't be in his mouth and hers. 19 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: So he gives he holds her face and lying like 20 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: pretty much. He's dressed as a middle aged man. He's 21 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: got his you know, like he's off to the office 22 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: in his pipe pants. He's lying on stage on his stone. 23 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 1: He's leaning down, she's leaning up from the bottom of 24 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 1: the from the floor, and he's tongue pashing it. And 25 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: then she skips back as she can her friends in 26 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: the audience. You know, you gotta appreciate his diaphragm because 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: he's lying on his stomach. That would be hard to 28 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 1: sing when she had one into Next up, I've got 29 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: another example, so I said, Michael, what was his name, 30 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: Neil Diamond, not Michael Asher. He's a newsreader right seven. 31 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: I don't know about his diaphragm. You're doing about Usher, 32 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: the singer. So we've started with Neil Diamond. Yes to us, 33 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: now it's it's not Michael Michael, it's the singer Usher. 34 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: He let me paint the picture for you or you 35 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: hear the audio. So he comes up to her. Maybe 36 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: he does this all the time. I don't know. He 37 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: goes up to this woman in the crowd. She looks 38 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 1: Amazonian compared to him. I don't know whether he's short 39 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 1: or she's standing on a step. I don't know what's happened. 40 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: But she's big, and she's looking into his face. He's 41 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: looking into hers. I've never seen a woman wanting to 42 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: devour someone as much as the way he's She's looking 43 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: at him, but he's looking straight back at her. Pretty much, 44 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: the two of them are just thinking. You know, if 45 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: you saw that in a club, you think, get a room, 46 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,920 Speaker 1: But everyone else was in the room. It was a 47 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: concerts concert hall. So he comes right up to her. Well, okay, 48 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: let's have a look. I'm going to make you look 49 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: at this. Okay, Well, she looks proportionately bigger than him, 50 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 1: not larger, but proportionately bigger when you stand next to 51 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: Tracy Bartley. Look how she's looking at him, and look 52 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: how he's looking at her. Then what happens next is 53 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: he gets out some cherries and dangles them above her mouth. 54 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: What she does to them, yeah, devouring, the devouring. Oh yeah, 55 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 1: she's rolling her tongue around them there, and the whole 56 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: crowd's going, it's the nicest, intimately weird theme. Okay, yeah, 57 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: that's enough. That's enough for that. I saw that a 58 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: week ago, and then I saw this yesterday breaking news. 59 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: A forty five year old man has filed for divorce 60 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 1: from his wife after she allowed Grammy winning singer Usher 61 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: Raiment to seduce her on stage. The husband claims the 62 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: woman has never kissed him in public and he was 63 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: shocked that she could do that with quote a complete 64 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: stranger in the presence of twenty thousand people. Maybe that's Usher. 65 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't get out the cherries and Michael Usher, 66 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: rest easy. This isn't about you. Michael ash is going. 67 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: You got something to do. I mean, you got to 68 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: see a concert. You don't expect. You don't expect. You 69 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: do not expect that. I don't expect cringe of the concert.