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Speaker 1: You did a photo dumb on Sunday?

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Speaker 2: Are you Internet eighteen photos? And you're not eighteen? My

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Speaker 2: plan has worked perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Off you're pretending like you did that on purpose?

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Speaker 2: I did. I was like, do you know why I

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Speaker 2: pretended like I did on There's a picture of Laura

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Speaker 1: Just for once, just take a photo of us.

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Speaker 2: I got to keep you guessing.

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Speaker 1: Just take a photo I can give me in the shadows.

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Speaker 2: I've got a special fold of for you with your

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two dating dads.

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Speaker 2: I am Addie J and I.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 1: it is.

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Speaker 2: The bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And one thing is for sure.

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Speaker 2: We don't give advice. No, we're talking about parenting. I

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Speaker 2: wreckon quickly before we get into housekeeping. I have hit

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Speaker 2: peak level.

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Speaker 1: Dad, talk to me. There's a couple of things, big breath.

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Speaker 2: There's a couple of things.

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Speaker 1: Sucked the shirt off my back.

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Speaker 2: Yes, there's certain things synonymous with being a dad, and

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Speaker 2: one of them is the sneeze.

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Speaker 1: Yep ow let me just can I just say I

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Speaker 1: absolutely love a sneeze. Stop myself from sex, isn't it

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Speaker 2: A good one, a good couple in a row. Good

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Speaker 2: if you're if your nasals swollen afterwards, that is a

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Speaker 2: fucking good sneeze. Anyway, let me set the scene. This morning.

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Speaker 2: It was today, and I was like, I wasn't expecting

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Speaker 2: this today. I wasn't expecting a sneeze. But I'm out

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Speaker 2: Stick with me. I'm out on the balcony hanging the

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Speaker 2: washing out. What a guy seven am this morning? And

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Speaker 2: it came at me hard and fast.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's good.

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Speaker 2: And it was so loud and so click. The neighborhood

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Speaker 2: dogs started to bark, and I at first I thought

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Speaker 2: it was like they all set each other off off

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Speaker 2: the back of the You know when one dog barks

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Speaker 2: in your neighborhood and my dog's in there inside looking

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Speaker 2: at me, going, that's my fucking job. What do you

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Speaker 2: think you're Literally they went off, and April wasn't home,

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Speaker 2: She's already on the way to work, and I just

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Speaker 2: had no one to gloat to. So I've been holding

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Speaker 2: that in all day. And it's what two o'clock in

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Speaker 2: the afternoon, and I've been holding that to brag to

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Speaker 2: you about my elite level dad in Carl, I was like, really,

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Speaker 2: that's the next goal, that's the next level.

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Speaker 1: I'm jealous, thank you, you'll get there. I actually want

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Speaker 1: to sneeze right now.

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Speaker 2: I don't have.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could. I wish I could, just like

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Speaker 1: on demand.

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Speaker 2: It's and it just echoed through the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was absolutely And the neighbors are like, fucking hell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, They're like, how old is that guy? He's thirty,

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Speaker 2: he's so advanced. Wow, my nose hasn't even gotten big

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Speaker 2: like an old man yet, you know how get bigger

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Speaker 2: getting there? Shut up, I'm housekeeping ash, Yes, what do

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Speaker 1: Poppy? Poppy loves being in the carrier, absolutely loves it.

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Speaker 1: Not huge, doesn't like the prem at the moment, doesn't

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Speaker 1: really like going in the only at nighttime, the little

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Speaker 1: side bassin.

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Speaker 2: I want to be rested up against breast as well.

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Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, don't we all sometimes wis She's with me.

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Speaker 1: She's like a seconds here, so bony, spiky shaved hair.

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Speaker 1: Loves it in the carrier. And at the moment, I'm

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Speaker 1: just clocking up miles, dude, I'm just my step count

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Speaker 2: The other day.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the most I've HiT's like fifteen and

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Speaker 1: a half thousand steps in a day.

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Speaker 2: Just being around the house, just like.

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Speaker 2: Of a nose, like squats.

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Speaker 1: I haven't got onto the squats just yet.

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Speaker 2: My quads were massive, when I was like, is that

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Speaker 2: you should make these babies. Put kids to sleep well.

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Speaker 1: I put a call out and said, is anyone hitting

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Speaker 1: like twenty thousand a day? And we do have someone here,

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Speaker 1: Sarah Facebook group twenty thousand a day, Rebecca twenty six thousand.

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Speaker 2: What what's the high step? Can't you reckon? You've had

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd love to find out. I was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I'm.

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Speaker 1: Working a twelve hour shift saving lives in a hospital

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Speaker 1: wards son, I was like, they're the true heroes, your

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Speaker 1: the not yet now the rural doctor is very quiet, actually,

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Speaker 2: Now they'd be like, patients, come to me.

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Speaker 1: Backbone of this the heroes slash slash bets.

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Speaker 2: They're the same thing, same thing, same qualification, your high

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Speaker 2: step out. I used to work in a factory another job.

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Speaker 1: Of course you fucking did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was it was a really dated way

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Speaker 1: What were you housing in the wear.

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Speaker 2: Fh surfboard fins? Sure, mate, I would be thirty five

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Speaker 2: thousand steps a day, five days a week.

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Speaker 1: Is that when you with jacked? Was that your incidental cardio?

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Speaker 1: We are you quite skinny?

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Speaker 2: Nah? That was the peak of my alcoholism, trying to

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Speaker 2: walk it off every day. No, it was in the

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Speaker 2: On my peak alcoholism. Yeah, I'm actually twenty one. No,

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Speaker 2: it was during COVID, in between real jobs. Best job

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Speaker 1: Can't put the fact that you're like bounce your kids

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Speaker 1: around to growing your pistons. It was the FCS warehouse

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Speaker 2: No, that was after Oscar, but before Macy. I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: I would like to thank my child. Yeah, sleepless nights

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Speaker 2: and massive what do what.

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Speaker 1: Do you go at the moment?

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Speaker 2: Cordzilla?

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Speaker 1: What do you go at the moment? What's your step count?

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Speaker 2: Today? And I've been sitting in this chair since I

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest that a little looxie steps Fella,

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Speaker 2: what was yesterday six thousand, eight thousand?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty bad. Do you know what's the least

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Speaker 2: in Santorini. Fifty steps not even kidding. That is not

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Speaker 1: That must have been one hell of a hangover.

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Speaker 2: What may it was? The steps were from the bed

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Speaker 2: to the pool back to the bed. That's it. Wow, Wow, Brow, You're.

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Speaker 1: Amount of extremes. I know I've got a note here.

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Speaker 1: You said put this in there. Is it a party

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I do have something to run by you.

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Speaker 2: It's about birthday parties. Okay, kid's birthday parties in particular.

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Speaker 2: I'm quite new to the kids' birthday party game, as

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Speaker 2: we know on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for anyone who's joining us recently, Ash would hijack

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Speaker 1: other kids' birthday parties. He would like bolt on his

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Speaker 2: It was the best, especially when I could get their

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Speaker 1: It's all like a virus of the kid's birthday world.

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Speaker 1: Lock on to a host birthday.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking about just having more kids so I could

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Speaker 2: do it again. Because it was it was a thrill,

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Speaker 2: That's what it was. I felt like I was can't

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Speaker 2: be illegal? Is it trespassing? Well there was a bit

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Speaker 2: of a debate, okay, and obviously it was Macy's birthday

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: What? Yeah? What do you know that you knew that?

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Speaker 2: Well, I know your kid's birthday? Do you think you

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Speaker 2: know mine birthday last week? Yeah? Four years old?

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Speaker 1: She did you post about it?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Sorry, don't even apologize. I I'm used to being

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Speaker 2: this disappointed. No, anyway, that's not the point. That's not

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Speaker 2: it's like, what do you do? What do you do

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Speaker 2: I gave Macy the options, which is do you want

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Speaker 2: do something like go to the zoo or whatever. But

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Speaker 2: that's not the problem. The problem is how you communicate

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Speaker 2: like to come along. That's not a party.

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Speaker 1: That's a birthday party.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not. This is a birthday party. Hey, Macy's

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Speaker 2: having a party. Here.

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Speaker 1: Come.

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Speaker 2: You're invited to a party.

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Speaker 1: Purely based on the fact that it is around her birthday. Automatically,

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Speaker 1: by default, it then qualifies as a birthday because it's

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Speaker 2: Okay, but let me ask you this. Right if I

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Speaker 2: say I don't use the word party, so that doesn't

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Speaker 2: go to no, no, no, no, no, you're missing the point here.

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Speaker 2: So Oscar doesn't go to school with me, because you

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Speaker 2: know what, this is what happened right for another party,

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Speaker 2: which wasn't a party. It was where going to this place?

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Speaker 2: It just happens to be around the time. If everyone

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Speaker 2: wants to come, they can. If not, it's fine, we understand.

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Speaker 1: Did you have a set time?

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Speaker 2: No, no set time.

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Speaker 1: So what you just said, like I'll be at the zoo,

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Speaker 2: No, we just we just said to select people, this

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Speaker 2: If there is not, there needs to be a seal

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Speaker 2: at Taronga Zoo called STEVENS. Silberg just saying, ah, very good, Matt.

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Speaker 2: You know me and I'm a stickler for breaking news.

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Speaker 1: We love it.

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Speaker 2: And for social media stats.

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Speaker 2: Now? There has been an extensive study okay, using heated

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Speaker 2: Now you had to persect me.

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Speaker 1: But I thought warming up the testicles would have been beneficial.

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Speaker 2: got a tiny camera and he's like like you know

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00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 2: in those old spy movies and they're like of the documents.

441
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 2: He's like.

442
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,160
Speaker 1: I thought I was. I was about to like myself,

443
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 1: I could I can claim that I've removed a dangerous

444
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: pedophile from the kiddie.

445
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: Pool area, hidden in plain sight.

446
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 1: But he was just taking photos.

447
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,640
Speaker 2: Of the how many people have you confronted of late?

448
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: A couple easier. I'm becoming protective back at up a

449
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,399
Speaker 1: little and I was like, lo, we gotta get out

450
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: of here. And she's like, what do you mean? Like

451
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 1: we're gone on the beach. She's like, why this is

452
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: fun here? I was like, we gotta go.

453
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,159
Speaker 2: Oh man, I can see the confusion there. But when

454
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 2: you were like, he's got a big camera, ande he's

455
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 2: taking photos directly.

456
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: He looks suspect. He's not even trying to hide it.

457
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 2: It's like usually that's like it was a brazen pedophile.

458
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 2: They try and hide it, and it's like, do you

459
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 2: know what, maybe if I make it so obvious, I

460
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 2: will be hiding it anyway. Anyway, No good on you.

461
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 2: For first of.

462
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: All, anyone wondering the kiddy pool is a safe area.

463
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: The kiddie pool is safe.

464
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 2: It's kind of sexy that you attacked him like that.

465
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 2: Don't encourage me talking about sexy. I have accidentally aroused

466
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,199
Speaker 2: my wife. Go on, and I never knew this was

467
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 2: going to happen. Let me sit scened on this one.

468
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: Can I just say you and April have a very

469
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: healthy sex life currently don't.

470
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 2: Jin said sorry, so thank you, but it continues. This

471
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,679
Speaker 2: one's a bit of a weird one. Actually, we're in

472
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: the car, all of us, mom, dad, me being dad,

473
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 2: Mum being April, and then my two kids, and we

474
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 2: had one apple, a whole apple in the half and

475
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 2: Oscar said can I have the apple please? And makes

476
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 2: You said can I have the apple please? Now the

477
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 2: problem here is there's one apple. Matt, thank you so

478
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 2: well aware what I did whilst I was. I was

479
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: behind the wheel, but we were pulled over to the side.

480
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 2: No knife to cut this apple in half. I ripped

481
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 2: the apple into two. Oh wow, right in front of

482
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 2: my wife, just a display of like pure strength. And

483
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 2: she let out a, oh, I have an apple.

484
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 1: I was going to ask, but I didn't want to

485
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: put you on the spot.

486
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it could have been a fluke

487
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 2: because I haven't tried this since I don't know. I'm

488
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 2: sweaty now. You made me nervous.

489
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your technique technique? Because like you've just Oh my.

490
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 2: God, whoa, I've done it?

491
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 1: Wow, just like that. Wow. I didn't think you're going

492
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: to do it. Who taught you this? No one?

493
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: I just went for it.

494
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 1: It's very good, is it? Did you make that much

495
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: mess in the car?

496
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 2: It was a clean snap and it was so perfect

497
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 2: that she let out this noise I haven't heard of.

498
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 2: Was like, and like, what did Macie say? They were

499
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: very impressed.

500
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: It's the equivalent of killing a bear with your hands

501
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: and nothing else.

502
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 2: That's what I did. Anyway. I was shocked that it

503
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 2: got to go on. Actually, I'm not shocked at all.

504
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: Really, my fingers I don't think I could do I.

505
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 2: Strictly only get apples out now like that at home,

506
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 2: kids like, can I have an apple?

507
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, I reckon, you could do it with the

508
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: pumpkin as well.

509
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: I reckon, we should figure out what I can't.

510
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: Use knives anymore. You're just in the kitchen ripping things

511
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: in half with your hands.

512
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, finger strength. She's a lucky.

513
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: Anyway.

514
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: I just thought I let you know that.

515
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: All right. Well, look, in contrast to that incredible display

516
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: of masculinity, I've had a moment where I never felt

517
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: more emasculated than used.

518
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: A lot of energy. And you need to refuel. Bring

519
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: in the rest of the apple.

520
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: I go to your house and your bedroom is just

521
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: like apple cores scattered all over the floor. A very

522
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: simple task has really gotten me.

523
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 2: Oh gods.

524
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: You know, we had the fridge. The fridge that we

525
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 1: used to have in this house was one that like

526
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: extra hundred bucks. The guy said, hey, extra un barks,

527
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: the fridge is yours. You can keep it, very very

528
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: old fridge. And after being in this house for a

529
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 1: couple of years, that fridge in particular has finally carved it.

530
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: I noticed. So we got a new fridge, and Laura

531
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: gave me one strict instruction for that fridge because she

532
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: loves chilled water, and she goes, whatever fridge you it

533
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: has to have a connection point for a water dispenser.

534
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, cool, got it. Got the fridge

535
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: very hard as well to find a fridge that fits

536
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: within the I see you looking over there.

537
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 2: It's one of life's things where you like, I wanted

538
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: new fridge. Got to make sure it fits in this

539
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 2: hole in my house.

540
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: You don't want it to be too small in the

541
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: fridge cavity. Anyway, I finally found one that was like

542
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: close enough, had a water dispenser, and I was like Laura.

543
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: And also because she's breastfeeding, she loves whenever she breastfeeds

544
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 1: the last yeah, they get very tisty. She loves the

545
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: cold water. Loves the cold water.

546
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: Maybe she should see me crack an apple. Good things.

547
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 2: She's not here when I did that.

548
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: And also she requested that it have a nice dispenser,

549
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: just very strict criteria. So I finally get the fridge.

550
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: I order it. It's on back order. It's like Laura,

551
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: I got two weeks to wait for the fridge. The

552
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: fridge arrives set up as included in the delivery. Love

553
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: that and the guy goes your hose point it doesn't connect. God,

554
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: he was like, this is this is the connection point

555
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: and it's too small for I don't know the terms.

556
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: That's what she said. Matt's holding up a golden attachment

557
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: that looks like the end of it.

558
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: Don't make me sound rich. Matt's holding a diamond encrusted

559
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: it's it's made out of seafood.

560
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 2: Marnara.

561
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: This is the old one. Oh yeah, old connection point

562
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: for the water tap. This one's silver, right, that's the size,

563
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: that's the diameter. As the poor.

564
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: Person, it's too small, I see.

565
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: Yeah. He goes go to Bunnings asking for that one.

566
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: There the gold little head in the larger size of

567
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: the old one that connected up. Because if you imagine,

568
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: like you know, where you connect the hose to like

569
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: the tap outside, that's essentially what I'm trying to do,

570
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: connect up a water tap. Okay, yeah, I'm just this

571
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: is how much I'm shrugging to describe. And this is

572
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: this is someone who's been talking about this and learning

573
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: about this for a couple of weeks. Now, go to Bunnings.

574
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: The guys like, what the fuck are you talking about?

575
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, I me have this and this.

576
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, man, and he's like, what are you

577
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: talking about? I fucking have no idea. And I was like,

578
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: help me. And he's like I overgoing to Aisle sixteen

579
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 1: and trying to figure it out, and I'm like, fuck,

580
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: go there. I can't find it. So I go to

581
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: a plumbing store. It's like called Plumbing Coad's all the

582
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: plumbers go.

583
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: They should know.

584
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: I go there, Okay, they sell nothing but plumbing gear,

585
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: all right, And I go in there with my two

586
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: little bits.

587
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 2: When you were walking in, they were like, here we go.

588
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: And then Laura is also like, I'm so fasty that's

589
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: been tricking nothing but it's awful. Just clean water, room temperature, please.

590
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, don't worry, honey, Tomorrow, I'm gonna

591
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: go the plumbing store. I'm gonna sort this out. I

592
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: go in there. No one's in the store, which is great.

593
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: I go to the guy behind the desk and I'm like,

594
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: hey man, I've got a problem. I'm trying to connect

595
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: this guy into this guy and he's like, what format

596
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: was for the fridge? For the water dispensing. He's okay,

597
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: and then as I'm trying to explain, a plumber comes

598
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: in behind me, steel cap boots, khaki shorts, covered in dirt,

599
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, look, give him my shoulder and I'm like, fuck,

600
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing someone I've got. And he's like, oh, you've

601
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: you've got. You're trying to find a nip for the

602
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: for the threadhead and I was like, oh fuck, oh

603
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: my god.

604
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: They're like, they're like, you're trying to find the black

605
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: and white paint. A long wait.

606
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: So then he gave me this. Oh well, gave me

607
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: the nip head.

608
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, now we're talking.

609
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you know the same size?

610
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep.

611
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: Fucking hell though, mate, will.

612
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 2: That not go in? Now?

613
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: Well, think about these heads, Okay, these brass connectors. You

614
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: need to have a rubber ring, an oh ring.

615
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 2: To make it seal it up. Take it one out

616
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 2: of there.

617
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't come out. You can't. Metal on metal doesn't

618
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: make a seal. So I I connected up, water goes everywhere.

619
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: Laura is like, you actually did it and it didn't work.

620
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 2: There's no seal, no o ring.

621
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: So I've been watching videos about fucking O rings now,

622
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: and I've got to go back to the plumbing store.

623
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: I've been back there three times.

624
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 2: The saga, this is a saga. Here's a look here.

625
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: I tell you right now, you could get an O

626
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 2: ring for that pretty quickly, you know I can. Is

627
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 2: this a handyman podcast? It's like help Matt out everything.

628
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: It's like, I've got to go back.

629
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: In there and tail between your legs.

630
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: But I now, I've been watching videos and O rings

631
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: and also plumber's tape as well. I'm pretty much a plumber.

632
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: You are not far off it. Let's upset the plumb

633
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 2: as well. We're at it. You're not far off being

634
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 2: a plumber. They should have and I'm going to throw

635
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: them under the bus a little bit here.

636
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: He should have given me the O ring and the

637
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: plumber's tape.

638
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: They should have he's not listening. You better go in

639
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 2: before this comes out.

640
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: Like why he fucking set me up?

641
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he set me up.

642
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: He sold me this.

643
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 2: They know what they're doing on me.

644
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: The brass connecting nip.

645
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: We used to mess with people all the time when

646
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 2: they come into the timberyard asking technical questions. That's what

647
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 2: they've done here. They've messed with you.

648
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: He was also just he knew what I wanted, and

649
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: he was like, I don't know what you mean.

650
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: They're messing with you.

651
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: He's fucking with me. Absolutely, he played me like a fiddle.

652
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: So did you just give up and buy a water jug?

653
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: Because I saw.

654
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: Went came, I got a water jug and off I

655
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: was like, why I've been trying to fix this for

656
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: two weeks.

657
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: Now, that's taken way too long.

658
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: I'd slept properly at night, and I'm tossing and turning.

659
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: A bit about the ring. What you should do is

660
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: buy a pack of O rings. Then you'll always have them.

661
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 2: Think about that the next fridge or next plumbing problem.

662
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 2: You're like, don't worry, BABEA is.

663
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: Like, what are you watching? Fucking watching an instructional video

664
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: on O rings and how they make a direct seal

665
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: when connecting water systems.

666
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: Fuck, what's your algorithm? Like? Now?

667
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: Weird? Oh my god?

668
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: Do you wouldn't need me to go over there with

669
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: an apple and show you how strong we are?

670
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: Please?

671
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we come as.

672
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: A package tale.

673
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: This is how strong we are.

674
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: Bloody trades making us regular dads feel like we're pathetic.

675
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: I always think they're better than us. It's time for

676
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: a festive segment.

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00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: That's right, Christmas Fails.

678
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 2: Now.

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00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: Each week we ask the good listeners of this podcast,

680
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: the Dodors, to send in their worst, most memorable Christmas fails.

681
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: And it's all thanks to Aldi.

682
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's this guy here? By the way, what are

683
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: the little shortbreads?

684
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: Have one go on? It's Christmas? Aldi? Good different?

685
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: Now shall we bloody delicious?

686
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: You can start with this top one here that looks good.

687
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to have one while you're reading this. I'm

688
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 2: going one with the chocolate feet.

689
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: They are good, They're unbelievable.

690
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: Are they different? Good? Different? Some would say, shut up.

691
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: This is from Abby, and she says, my family and

692
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: I used to go away six hours up the North

693
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: coast with another family at Christmas every time of the year.

694
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 2: Lovely, that is nice. That's a little tradition. That's what

695
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 2: that is.

696
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: I'd call it.

697
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: Wait for it to fail.

698
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: My dad had the task of packing the Christmas presents

699
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: for us to open on Christmas Day. Okay, see where

700
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: this is going. Christmas morning rolls around, my brothers and

701
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: I see the other kids open their presents dot dot dot,

702
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh none for us.

703
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 2: Sad music.

704
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: My god, Dad forgot, didn't he?

705
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: Oh dad?

706
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: Mom told us that Santah couldn't find where we were staying,

707
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: so left them at home for us. Very nice, save Mom.

708
00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: A few years later, my parents divorce. I I'm sorry,

709
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't tell me the reason was. Don't

710
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: tell me. The reason was she never got over the

711
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,959
Speaker 1: Christmas that was not.

712
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my face is hot. Both I both

713
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 2: feel sorry for them, and then the divorce really.

714
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: Made oh my god, that really hit me. And so

715
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: the parents got a divorce and the truth came out

716
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 1: and we never went away for Christmas ever again.

717
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: That we did ask for that sort of staff.

718
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: It's great that we can laugh about the trauma. But

719
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: I hope that Abby's laughing.

720
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 2: She'd be laughing.

721
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't send that with tears in her eyes.

722
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 2: And the sad music still playing, and we're like, ah, wow,

723
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: that's a classic man move. That one I reckon. All right, man,

724
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 2: I've got one for you please. This one's from Shannon.

725
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 2: Thank you Shannon. When we first moved into our new house,

726
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 2: my husband was beyond excited to see how festive the

727
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: neighborhood was getting. In October Wow, Okay, we'll say it's

728
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 2: late October keen to join in on the fun. We

729
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 2: headed straight to the hardware store and came home with

730
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 2: an entire kit and kaboodle lights, decorations, the works.

731
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: Love that.

732
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 2: A few days later we proudly switched everything on, flashing

733
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 2: gingerbread man with waving arms and all, only to realize

734
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: the rest of the neighborhood wasn't celebrating Christmas at all.

735
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: They were celebrating Duwali, the Indian festival of lights. So

736
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 2: while everyone else had elegant strings of gold lights, we

737
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 2: had our over the top Christmas display twinkling away front

738
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 2: and center. To this day, I still give him grief

739
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 2: about our Dwali gingerbread extravaganza. Now I have just a

740
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: follow up from that, really quickly from Shannon. She messaged me,

741
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: which is a great story, and she went on to

742
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 2: say he's going to kill me if this gets on

743
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,240
Speaker 2: the podcast. His name is Jay. Make sure you say

744
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: his actual name, Jay. She said, this is going back

745
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: a few years ago, but I've never let him forget it.

746
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: I love that.

747
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: Good on you, Jay for having a crack at it

748
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: from holiday, I mean October.

749
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: He's like Wow, this neighborhood, they're keen. It's from I

750
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: Come on.

751
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: What's he gonna do? But honkah, all.

752
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 1: Right, this one. It's anonymous awkward Christmas story for you.

753
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, he says, here, please keep anonymous.

754
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: Christmas got awkward with my recently divorced uncle.

755
00:36:50,120 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's always the uncle. If his name's Alan Rickman, imagine.

756
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: Being the uncle and being like, fuck, now I'm divorced,

757
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: and now I've got to become an alcoholic.

758
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: And go to Christmas and be creepy.

759
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: It's just part of it. So the recently divorced uncle

760
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: came to Christmas with his new girlfriend. Oh god, who

761
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: was brother's ex wife? Is this Jerry Springer?

762
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

763
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: Actually ended up getting married and made every Christmas gathering

764
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: so awkward. So my cousin's uncle is now his stepdad

765
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: and his mom is also his auntie. Oh my god.

766
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: If only there were cameras to capture everyone's face that day.

767
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: There are millions of people in this world. Why pick

768
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: a relative's ex partner to be your new.

769
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 2: Partner and take him to Christmas? Oh god, I just

770
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 2: off the back of that real quick. We had an

771
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: awkward not similar situation, but a situation kind of like that.

772
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 2: That's just jogged my memory. My auntie, she will remain nameless.

773
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: She brought her new boyfriend to Christmas once and he

774
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: was a bikey full blind and what happened was they

775
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 2: turned up on the motorbike. No, pretty much looked like

776
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: Danny and Sandy from Greece. But he's covered in tats,

777
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 2: missing a few teeth, and it was just like.

778
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: It's Christmas, we don't discriminate. Everyone's welcome.

779
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 2: He was a statement piece. Anyway, he got really pissed,

780
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: try to fight you fell asleep on the couch. And

781
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: that was that.

782
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: And that's why I love Christmas because it brings people together.

783
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 2: It just brings everyone together.

784
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: A huge thanks to those three stunning stories. Also thanks

785
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: to Aldi for making this segment possible. Remember Ash, go on,

786
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: it's Christmas, treat yourself, have another bikie.

787
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: Thank you Audi. Good different And if you've got an

788
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 2: awkward uncle recently divorced, divorced, we want to hear from you. No,

789
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 2: you've got any Christmas fails, chaos, fails, drama. This one

790
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: a lot of drama in this a little bit.

791
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 1: Of Christmas drama. I love a bit of gossip Christmas

792
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: any affairs, Senator.

793
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can email us, you can DMUs, you do

794
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: whatever you like at two Doting Dad's Instagram, TikTok wherever,

795
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 2: or hello at two Doting dads dot com.

796
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: I can't wait for what we get next week.

797
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: I know they're getting better.

798
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: Ash. We have a couple of questions here, and this

799
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: is one, which is it's been sitting in the comment

800
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: section of a video that I posted a couple of

801
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: weeks ago. It was when I had the letter from

802
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: Marley and I referred to Marley as being my best friend.

803
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: Now a lady has written on that video that you

804
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: cannot be best friends with your child.

805
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 2: Well that's going to upset my child, isn't it?

806
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, Hang on a second, is

807
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: it a case of I'm not actually best friends with

808
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: my children? And I think I am. I'm just throwing

809
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: that term out like it's willy nilly.

810
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 2: Is it for them or is it for you?

811
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: Though that term I would say, I like. I genuinely

812
00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: I thought about it, and I honestly believe two things. Firstly,

813
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: I think I am best friends with my children. I

814
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: hang out with them more than anybody else in this world.

815
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 2: Somewhat offended.

816
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: But okay, yep, well I didn't even get invited to

817
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: your bloody non party zoo trips, so you forgot. Since

818
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 1: that happened, you've been off the best friend.

819
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: List for the last forty minutes.

820
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: And I do think you can be best friends with

821
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: someone and still pull them into line and discipline them,

822
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: even though there is.

823
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 2: Like a you do pull me into line and discipline

824
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 2: me all the time?

825
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah? Because I love you?

826
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: Thank you?

827
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: Look, I agree with I love you, thank you.

828
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 2: I love you too. I do agree with you beg

829
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 2: for it. Yeah, I wanted to do the same more

830
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 2: than once. That's why you're like the fucking plum guy.

831
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 2: What are you trying to say? What are you trying

832
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 2: to say? You love me?

833
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: I'm not sure this guy.

834
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 2: I would say that. We always say in my house

835
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 2: that we're all best friends. Why not?

836
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: I love that?

837
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 2: Kids love that. Are they trying to say, and I'm

838
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 2: trying to dissect this here. Are they trying to say

839
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: you can't be best friends? Because how can you be

840
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 2: a disciplinary figure and also be a best friend? And

841
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 2: I think that I think it's a fair argument to

842
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 2: have that, but there has got to be an outcoming.

843
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: Is it isn't? There are many times when I'm playing

844
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: with my kids where it's a sharp change of gears.

845
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: My girls love to wrestle, they love it, but every

846
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: now and then they'll like kick me in the head

847
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: and I've got to quickly go take you back. Listen,

848
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: we don't kick each other, and you have to like quickly.

849
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: You're the disciplinarian, you be that figure. Then you go

850
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: back into playing. And it's the role of the parent

851
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: that I think you can be. In one breath, you're

852
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: telling them how to behave, and the next you're on

853
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: their level playing with them.

854
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 2: Friends fired, right, But also let's say this. If your

855
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: kid asks you, daddy, am I your best friend? No

856
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 2: one on earth is saying no.

857
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: I hope not.

858
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 2: You would mate, I tell you right now.

859
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: We're very close, billy, but I wouldn't say best friends. Yeah,

860
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: you are right. I wouldn't go that far.

861
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 3: Look, your mother says you're all right, so I guess

862
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: we'll blame whatever he desperate.

863
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 2: But like this guy, why are you so needy, Susan?

864
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: This guy whose four year old fucking lose off?

865
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 2: But that's what I mean like that comment is real simple. Okay.

866
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 2: So if you were to take that comment as gospel right,

867
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 2: and you went and go, okay, I'm going to put

868
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 2: that into practice, and then you go to Marley and go,

869
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 2: guess what, Marley, You're not my best friend? How do

870
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 2: you think that would make Marley feel? That's not right?

871
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: And even can I just say one thing, Let's say

872
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: Heaven forbid that we're wrong.

873
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 2: I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

874
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: Let's let's just allow people to live that dream.

875
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 2: If you want to be best friends with your kid,

876
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 2: go for.

877
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: People are saying I'm best friends with my kid. In

878
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 1: what world does saying well, not, that's not true because

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Speaker 1: technically you're not actually best friends because of this reason.

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00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: How is that going to benefit anyone?

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Speaker 2: If you honestly believe that Marley is better friend and

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Speaker 2: the answer to this question is that she's your best.

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Speaker 1: Friend, there is there is br Wicks very very good,

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Speaker 1: very simple, very good, very simple to thank you.

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Speaker 2: I have a question for you, Matt, But it does

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Speaker 2: come with a warning for the parents who are listening

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Speaker 2: to this right now, happy to be in the car

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Speaker 2: with their children.

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Speaker 1: Were there are many parents who do listen to do

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Speaker 1: doting dads with the kids in the car.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: That level is swearing. Whoops, sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: You're all my best friends. We are talking about the

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00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 2: man in red real quick, so turn it down, come

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Speaker 2: back to it later or if whatever. Anyway, good flag,

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Speaker 2: Thank you. This is from Hayley from the Facebook group,

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Speaker 2: which is thriving.

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Speaker 1: I would say it's overgrowing.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to call some Does Santa buy the

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00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 2: big presence? He doesn't really buy anything. Does Santa buy

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00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 2: the big presence for your kids and you get all

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00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: the other little ones or vice versa. And just as

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00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 2: an example here Amy also in the Facebook group. Well,

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Speaker 2: she would have to be to see it and respond

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Speaker 2: to it. We don't let Santa take the credit for

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Speaker 2: the big expensive stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good question. This is the first year

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to pay really close attention to writing

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00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: on the little cards on gift saying who's it from?

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Speaker 1: Is it from Nana? Is it from Mom? Is it

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00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: from Dad? Is it from Santa? Because Marley is a

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Speaker 1: bit like she's asking for things and she's like, but

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Speaker 1: I'm asking for someone that's in the store, So obviously

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Speaker 1: that wasn't made by the elves and Santa, right, they

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Speaker 1: make a life for like that's sometimes I've said that

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Speaker 1: they can replicate. They replicate what's in the toy store.

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Speaker 2: The trademark issues, but they replicate.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not sure. I don't have the answer to

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Speaker 1: this question. How do you do it?

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Speaker 2: I group it all in with Santa, really, because my

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Speaker 2: kids don't respect me all my money. Man. I had

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Speaker 2: that loaded up real quick, didn't I. Anyway, Yeah, I look,

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Speaker 2: I always say if I really want to find out

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Speaker 2: what they want to. Like yesterday I said to Oscar,

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, big guy, if Santa was to

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Speaker 2: get you hypothetically, hypothetically and I can't guarantee it an

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Speaker 2: adjustable basketball hoop so that we could play.

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Speaker 1: Would you be into this?

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00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 2: Would you be into that? And if it came a

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Speaker 2: little bit early, because I want to get on get

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Speaker 2: on with it now.

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Speaker 1: And he was a basketball let's play.

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00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's already been No, he was like, he was like, oh,

934
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Speaker 2: you ask him real nasales. I want one of those.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just sticking with the overarch. The over arch

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Speaker 2: that he there's no I'm getting little stuff because I

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00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: get him stuff all the time I got him leg

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Speaker 2: op yesterday and it's like, well if if I can

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Speaker 2: just say it's the one guy, and it just avoids

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Speaker 2: any confusion because if he's like who gave it to me?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what does it sound? The card? He's like Santa,

942
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Speaker 2: but it's in your handwriting, like he's.

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Speaker 1: Good, very bloody good kid. Well, Marley's even starting to

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Speaker 1: question the sounds that are dressed up, like.

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Speaker 2: Is that yeah?

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Speaker 3: That? Do you know?

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Speaker 1: There's the telstra you can call Santa? Yeah? Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: obviously all Ai and it's the same message. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I want to call him again, and she's like, that's

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00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: so weird. We just had the exact same conversation that

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00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: we just had before, and I'm like, we let's get there.

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00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 2: We should go to a different phnes. This was playing enough,

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00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 2: and I've said it before with this whole sound, little

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00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 2: bit of apple coming up, that was an apple bird.

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Speaker 1: It was delightful looking to the right, there's like twelve

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Speaker 1: discarded apples that are going brown. What does Ash want?

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Speaker 1: Just apples?

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00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 2: Just bits of apples handwrittened. What I will say about

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00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 2: the whole Big Man in Red is that I don't

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00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 2: like the encouragement of a breaking enter. It's like a

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Speaker 2: reverse breaking enter because he's breaking in to give you

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Speaker 2: give your ship. It's very confused, so they're going to

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Speaker 2: be real confused when someone actually breaks and enters and

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Speaker 2: takes something.

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Speaker 1: But if people feel strongly please jump in the Facebook

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Speaker 1: group give us your thoughts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ash, we better get out of it.

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Speaker 2: Brown, you know what that means. It's done to go

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Speaker 2: eat it.

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Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed this episode, please send it to a

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Speaker 1: friend anyone out there. You know, we we honestly love

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Speaker 1: getting new listeners and we think people would find it

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00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: funny if you would also give us a review, a

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Speaker 1: few comments, a couple of stars, Spotify or app a podcast,

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Speaker 1: that'd be great. Ash the social media.

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Speaker 2: TikTok Instagram Facebook group, which again thripping.

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Speaker 1: People still don't know the full episodes are on YouTube,

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Speaker 1: but they are. We post about it every single You.

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Speaker 2: Want to see me just break apples for an hour straight.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Actually, there we go.

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Speaker 2: There's going to be influx of pregnancies off the back

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Speaker 2: of these episodes.

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Speaker 3: The mums go, who yeah, there's all pregnant moms and

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Speaker 3: you best friends.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 2: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.