Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Common Show podcast.
Speaker 2: There is a breaking scene in the studio. A debates
Speaker 2: England versus Australia. Hokey pokey or hokey cokey In England
Speaker 2: it's hokey cokey. It always has been. And now I'm
Speaker 2: hearing you've ripped it off and you've added hokey pokey.
Speaker 3: To me, it's always been like, it's.
Speaker 2: Always hokey cokey. Put your left leg in, left leg out.
Speaker 3: I just did it this weekend at Gordy's swimming lessons.
Speaker 3: Hokey pokey, put your kicking legs in, put your kicking
Speaker 3: legs out?
Speaker 2: Rio which came first? Chicken egg? Hokey cokey, pokey wok?
Speaker 2: Hang on microphoneke hokey cokey did come first?
Speaker 3: Heard him?
Speaker 2: Sorry, but a lot of the things you have here
Speaker 2: it is ripped off from us.
Speaker 3: Hokey pokey sounds better though.
Speaker 2: We'll talking about the origins here. Pay it back please?
Speaker 2: So is it well? How old is that hokey cokey? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is that involved with another inch? Scrolling down? You lazy ass? Producer?
Speaker 3: Eighteen thirty two, eighteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Eighteen ninety two, And when did poke come in?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I haven't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's he going to commitment, you get.
Speaker 3: So you would say if you did that, then you
Speaker 3: were seeing hockey cokey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds weird.
Speaker 2: Do you remember? But there yet? Well, to be honest,
Speaker 2: it came first, so we've been doing it for real.
Speaker 2: How many years has it been going on? Hockey cokeine?
Speaker 3: I guess AE hundred and thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it doesn't sound weird to us.
Speaker 3: Shakespeare says, like the oldie schooley, You don't.
Speaker 2: You don't say that, Shakespeare scoldy. If that's your smoking gun,
Speaker 2: all right, you've got me.
Speaker 3: And then we don't speak like that anymore.
Speaker 2: The unknown Shakespeare place Scola al right. So anyway, that
Speaker 2: was the breaking situation we had there all right this
Speaker 2: morning on the show. Then I'm stunned with the sponsors
Speaker 2: we've gotten from asking about do you have a pet
Speaker 2: with exotic taste? Caitlin, a producer on the show, spoils,
Speaker 2: seriously spoils this tiny little yappy dog she's got, Master Henry, right,
Speaker 2: do you mean her son perhaps get this before the
Speaker 2: show today? She's Challengjack and I, she says, being a parent,
Speaker 2: all she has is a small yuppie dog. You don't
Speaker 2: say to two actual parents of miniature humans who have
Speaker 2: all of your heart, all of your heart inside them,
Speaker 2: I'm a parent too. Oh I don't know yet, baby overnight,
Speaker 2: did you? I thought you just had a dog? Dog dog?
Speaker 2: Baby baby? Okay?
Speaker 3: He gets pair for like no one I've ever seen better.
Speaker 2: Than the human This, this dog eats better than most
Speaker 2: most of us on the show. What did Master Henry have, yesterda?
Speaker 2: Even what do you have?
Speaker 5: He had his lovely meal that I cook for him
Speaker 5: every two weeks, which is kind of like a risotto.
Speaker 2: Dogs will eat poop and chunya. Okay, just serve that
Speaker 2: up right. They'd be very happy with that. You actually
Speaker 2: is it for you guys? And then you give the
Speaker 2: leftovers to Marster?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 1: I cook it specifically for him.
Speaker 3: What's going in there? So you've got all your good
Speaker 3: veggies to keep him nice and strong. So your broccoli.
Speaker 3: This is a dog of Broker's leg, jumping off a mattress.
Speaker 2: This is a dog that's made out of straw and
Speaker 2: blue tag. He's a hokey pokey dog. If you ask me,
Speaker 2: the oldie weekly dog.
Speaker 5: No, joke.
Speaker 6: I made him a cheese platter the other day. O.
Speaker 2: My, you did not not sho board. But it's also
Speaker 2: a special board as well, wasn't it It was?
Speaker 3: Yes, he actually only eats off plates human plates.
Speaker 2: All right, no this then we need to have what
Speaker 2: do you call it? What's an intervention? This is nuts
Speaker 2: enough now, human plates. That's just when they go in
Speaker 2: the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: You keep saying, come around for dinner one night, I
Speaker 2: my own plates. Something. There's a little curly hair like.
Speaker 2: This isn't Henry. This is Master Henry's and your ska.
Speaker 3: You'll ruck up and say, oh no, it's a cheeseboard. No, sorry,
Speaker 3: that's the dog, not for you.
Speaker 2: Hughes, Patsy Dees, are your dog? Have any exotic?
Speaker 4: He likes watermelon. Prisley loves a slice of watermelon.
Speaker 2: He's very fancy. What we're sure of the pips be
Speaker 2: not gray.
Speaker 4: Spits a mount on the floor.
Speaker 2: But if with the dogs our pips, yeah, breaking it down,
Speaker 2: they're just back at their moler, you know, they get
Speaker 2: right in between the two teeth.
Speaker 7: He does it.
Speaker 4: The next door nobs have got a peach tree that
Speaker 4: hangs over our fence was.
Speaker 2: Your climate that side of that bloody sweet or like
Speaker 2: King Kong up there, just has.
Speaker 4: To reach up and he will pick one off with
Speaker 4: his mouth and then he will spit the pip down
Speaker 4: the side of the house. He's got like a pile.
Speaker 2: That's also I love that, Christian. Two out of my
Speaker 2: three cats will only eat human gray tuna. Wow, at
Speaker 2: first I thought he made tuna made from refuse to
Speaker 2: eat cat food. Fish and chip. Night also has scallops
Speaker 2: for them, bloody scalops for the cats, so one of
Speaker 2: them last spring Cat's wed love bringer is that poor
Speaker 2: perfect sizes. They're not pussy's where they are, But not
Speaker 2: that time, Leslie. My cat loves vegemitos, Christian Jody, this
Speaker 2: is some Jody. Cat loves good cheese. A nice camember
Speaker 2: or smoked cheddar are her favorites. No Craft singles through
Speaker 2: the princess.
Speaker 3: As we do this, we should find out what is
Speaker 3: the more posh animal out of the cat and the dogs.
Speaker 3: So far cats.
Speaker 2: Cats winning at the moment. Takeisha brackets photo provided. Kangaroo
Speaker 2: is filled with Greek yogurt, strawberries, blueberries, honey and cookies.
Speaker 2: Look at this, Oh my god, we have to. I'll
Speaker 2: show this with the patch in a minute. This is
Speaker 2: they are actually kangaroos is with some kind of moose, strawberries, blueberries.
Speaker 2: It's some sort of thing heston bluemint or a high
Speaker 2: end cuisine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like something you get in a degas station.
Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Pets with exotic tastes. Good morning Tina. Our blue tongue
Speaker 2: lizard loves prawns. Yep. They'd also love cat food, and
Speaker 2: I was cheaper, Alicia. I call it the Coat of
Speaker 2: Arms dinner kangaroo and emu raw meal for my three
Speaker 2: year old cavalier King Charles Spaniel. I was about to say,
Speaker 2: just I work at carle So and the lady comes
Speaker 2: in two or three times a week and buys an
Speaker 2: ice cream bun, and she scrapes. She tells us that
Speaker 2: she scrapes the cream off of the cat throws the
Speaker 2: rest away. Christian. My wife buys our cat half a
Speaker 2: red rooster chicken every year for its birthday. I love that. Ah,
Speaker 2: that cat loves that. Must see my birthday. My mum
Speaker 2: used to feed her little fox terry spaghetti body knapes.
Speaker 2: Dad would come in from one go that'ns great. She
Speaker 2: go for the dog. All right, let's go take of course,
Speaker 2: now pets with exotic taste kaffee.
Speaker 5: Good morning, guys, how are you going?
Speaker 2: We're good kafe and welcome on board. So your pet.
Speaker 5: So I've got two for you, my first being my
Speaker 5: sister's stallion. He loved whiz fis, and.
Speaker 2: That's what stadion's. That's where the Stadians have a whiz fers.
Speaker 5: You get it once once a year for Christmas, and
Speaker 5: literally you would shake the packet and he would bolt
Speaker 5: across the paddock and go right, yeah, gim me, gim me,
Speaker 5: gim and you would have to pour it into your hands,
Speaker 5: and no sooner would your hand be in front of
Speaker 5: his muzzle that his tongue would be just in there,
Speaker 5: going for.
Speaker 2: It, rolling back in his head. My god. I spent
Speaker 2: the rest of the year really living this day.
Speaker 5: It was pretty much that question, because as soon as
Speaker 5: the hand was clean, he would tear around the paddic
Speaker 5: tail up, head up, and isn't he and then come
Speaker 5: back for more. It's sort of.
Speaker 2: That's the standing ways stay.
Speaker 5: So that was the sallion and the second ones. I
Speaker 5: had a cat that would refuse to drink water from
Speaker 5: a bowl like a common up. You had to turn
Speaker 5: on the bath cat, so like.
Speaker 2: A forcet of school, he would like stick his head
Speaker 2: under it and you just start to turn it on.
Speaker 5: Well pretty much, you'd get up first thing on the morning,
Speaker 5: go and do your morning pilgrimage, go into the bathroom
Speaker 5: to wash your hands, and here's the cat underneath the
Speaker 5: bath cap, going right, come on, you're up.
Speaker 2: Why weren't you just a bowl that.
Speaker 5: Just refused to We would have water in bowls all around
Speaker 5: the house and she would refuse to. It just had
Speaker 5: to come from.
Speaker 7: The bus cap.
Speaker 2: Cats are just something else. Yeah, Kathy, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for stories. Mut have a good day you see
Speaker 2: guys carry good morning.
Speaker 8: Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 2: Oh the way cat said the cat?
Speaker 8: The mine's dogs. I have three dogs or rescue dogs,
Speaker 8: and we make them up at cats roll every two
Speaker 8: days for them and give them CBD oil helps calm
Speaker 8: them down. And one as to have arth writers so
Speaker 8: good for that. But as a treat she one of them, Avery,
Speaker 8: my latest rescue dog, loved tuna and watermelon.
Speaker 2: Wh that is quite amazing. So did the prescribe to
Speaker 2: CBD oil for that because I listen that they're rescue
Speaker 2: dogs are probably good, So you know, I quite a
Speaker 2: lot of trauma. Is that is that being prescribed? Do
Speaker 2: you just administrate yourself?
Speaker 8: I just pivot to them myself. We got it for
Speaker 8: we have a three legged recue dog and it's good
Speaker 8: for his arthritis, but it's also good for calming. And
Speaker 8: because she is a rescue, she has got a bit
Speaker 8: of trauma. And I think this latest one was a
Speaker 8: breeding dog and very young, and it had pups, so
Speaker 8: she's suffering a little bit with withdrawal from the pups.
Speaker 8: I think we haven't had her very long.
Speaker 2: Oh so good. Have you ever taken in rescue dogs?
Speaker 2: Incredible thing to do?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I love it. I'm a bit of a sucker.
Speaker 8: My last pick. The seven dogs have all been rescue dogs.
Speaker 2: Sucking a bit of a We were not a little
Speaker 2: bit alarm there. We thought you were a bit of
Speaker 2: a but anyway, face there's a sorgeous dog up the
Speaker 2: dosage on the CD.
Speaker 8: The wolf found and she takes a lot of seaver do.
Speaker 8: I'll come here quite a lot.
Speaker 2: I needed to be kicking in the doors and wait,
Speaker 2: there's no pets madam missus, you all this stuff the
Speaker 2: wolf found? Where is he? Is? Your work? Kerry? Thank
Speaker 2: you very much? You cool, you old sucker. I have
Speaker 2: a bit of a It sounds like every time the muffled.
Speaker 2: Uh few there, we've verified that, Renee, good.
Speaker 7: Morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 2: Pets with exotic taste, Reneeka.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
Speaker 7: I have a Westy Moldese who refuses to eat her
Speaker 7: meals unless by our fresh sleeper twice a day in
Speaker 7: the air fryer.
Speaker 2: Come on right, air fry is a very recent thing,
Speaker 2: isn't it. What was this? Was it? What was he
Speaker 2: doing before the airfry came along?
Speaker 7: Well, she was my mum's dog, so she got very simple,
Speaker 7: you know, canned food. But as she's gotten older, she's
Speaker 7: gotten extremely bougie and now every day, yeah, she gets
Speaker 7: freshly grated carrot. She won't have pregraded snow peas chopped ut.
Speaker 2: So it's the cat like on the workbench sort of
Speaker 2: that that that that that, show me the package, show
Speaker 2: me the preparation.
Speaker 7: Oh no, she knows. I don't know, because I thought, okay,
Speaker 7: maybe if I do it like three days in advance. No,
Speaker 7: she gets one and walks away.
Speaker 2: They yeah, Renee, thank you very much. You cool Sam?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Hi Christian, Jack and Pats.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're talking to owner.
Speaker 6: Well, it's my sister that owns the ferret.
Speaker 2: Oh, jeanus, I'm getting jelly tonight. Where's where's Sam's ferret?
Speaker 6: We did look after them for about twelve months when
Speaker 6: they were overseas, so in a way.
Speaker 2: That ask I would like, forget it. I'm not looking
Speaker 2: after a stinky old fah.
Speaker 6: Do there, guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this's reading from the ferret for twelve months.
Speaker 3: What is the faerry?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So my sister's ferret, Veggie, loves to eat mango coconut
Speaker 6: water and when she takes him on their walk, they
Speaker 6: stop at the local cafe and she will buy a latte.
Speaker 2: This now tastes a biscuit. This is now from Hokey
Speaker 2: Cokeie to Hokey Pokey. Okay, wait, you can't take a
Speaker 2: ferret for walk, can you?
Speaker 6: She can. She bought a little harness and a lash
Speaker 6: and she walks it.
Speaker 2: Where is this happening? North Melbourne, Brunswick, Fitzroy.
Speaker 6: She she used to live in Fairfield, so Alphington.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's budgets or hipster. But yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: and so she still walking the ferret.
Speaker 6: She does. She still takes it to the park and
Speaker 6: she puts it on a leash. I rang the other morning,
Speaker 6: the one that got swooped by the bird, same ferret.
Speaker 2: Ah right, yeah, probably it's fair morning larte or something,
Speaker 2: you know, quite jangly without it, you need to get
Speaker 2: some CBD oil from the other lady. All right, Sam,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Your story incurding again. Take care.
Speaker 6: I'm a good run by well.
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