Speaker 1: Oh we going. Didn't didn't, didn't, didn't do tennis is
Speaker 1: my favorite? What about you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sometimes it's my favorite when it's doing fun things.
Speaker 2: It's like a Wimbledon You.
Speaker 1: Please. It cannot freestyle to save her life.
Speaker 2: She is not a freestyler, more of a white.
Speaker 1: Oh actually not ah me. Here we are Wimbledon edition
Speaker 1: of the Pod. Oh well, I could start with a
Speaker 1: tennis adjacent story if you would like.
Speaker 2: It's tennis adjacent. Tennis adjacent, fairly tennis related.
Speaker 1: Another etiquette thing I always find myself in very Larry
Speaker 1: David esque situations. You have to curb your enthusiasm. Music
Speaker 1: playing over this. The checking out of.
Speaker 2: Hotels more hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we live our life. Yeah, we do hotels
Speaker 1: and traveling. It's either airplanes or hotels of them. Why
Speaker 1: don't we just leave the card in the room and
Speaker 1: leave the hotel?
Speaker 2: I often do that?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that rude? Is the etiquette bad?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's bad.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I think they just don't know you've checked out.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter. I think the cleaner just knocks anywhere. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's fine.
Speaker 1: And they often barge in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1: I love the bar.
Speaker 2: It's like a two knock to knock, knock, knock knock.
Speaker 1: I'm in, Yeah, and they're seeing some things they should not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be interesting.
Speaker 1: So I still feel like, I guess it's rude to
Speaker 1: leave the card in the room and just go, because
Speaker 1: maybe you should, you know, let them know. But if
Speaker 1: you haven't, you know, used anything mini bar or whatever,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just good, just go.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, whatever, I'll turn my key in.
Speaker 1: I get on the elevator, top floor, you know penthouse.
Speaker 2: Whoa wow, top floor? Well what hotel chain?
Speaker 1: Well there's only four floors in the hotel, so I
Speaker 1: present it's still tough. Still top floor. And so traveling
Speaker 1: down to the lobby, a man and his big dumb
Speaker 1: family get on on a floor like floor two, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, they have all their bags with him,
Speaker 1: and I'm okay, clearly they're checking out as well. So
Speaker 1: when we get off the elevator, he should then let
Speaker 1: me go in front of him, as there's only one receptionist,
Speaker 1: so I can check out first, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be nice. It's like when you're at
Speaker 2: the grocery store and someone behind you only has like
Speaker 2: a cotton of milk or something, and you're like, hey,
Speaker 2: go before me. I've got all this stuff.
Speaker 1: And also being on the elevator first but then shunted
Speaker 1: to the back means I should be able to then check.
Speaker 2: Out technically first, right, Yeah, top floor.
Speaker 1: I'm top floor. I noticed he's not gonna let me
Speaker 1: get ahead of him to check out. So I start
Speaker 1: racing this man to the reception.
Speaker 2: Stride on, yeah, a jog, power.
Speaker 1: Walking, and he's got like all his bad and he's
Speaker 1: like blocking me. He's like boxing me out in basketball.
Speaker 2: Sending his kids out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he flanks his stupid kids out and then he
Speaker 1: gets the reception before me and then proceeds to take
Speaker 1: forever to check out. He's complaining about something in the
Speaker 1: room blah. So I just yelled out my room number
Speaker 1: and put my car. I just went four or five
Speaker 1: and put my car down. Is that is that wrong?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's wrong, but it's not right. I
Speaker 2: don't think it's wrong, but from you, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Not right in the head, not right.
Speaker 1: I could make a tennis adjacent.
Speaker 2: He needed to get to a game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of his kids had his head on backwards.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just like his idol Michaels.
Speaker 1: Thank you top floor g Yeah. Well, we are in
Speaker 1: the middle of Wimbledon. It's honestly been one of the
Speaker 1: best slams uh in a long time. I've loved every
Speaker 1: second of it.
Speaker 2: Not as like manic as the French.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not as many crazy upsets in the first.
Speaker 2: Week, but still very exciting.
Speaker 1: Tons of drama.
Speaker 2: And tons of quality.
Speaker 1: Lots of quality. Yeah, and the weather's been good.
Speaker 2: And yeah, weather's been great. Apparently next week very hot
Speaker 2: next week. This week, okay, it's Monday. I told you I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say next week, who cares tornadoes could hit
Speaker 1: London and I'd be like cool. So we should get
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Speaker 1: All right, that concludess our episode. So I have been
Speaker 1: keeping notes throughout the tournament. Last time we recorded play
Speaker 1: for the main draw had yet to begin, okay, and
Speaker 1: obviously some big things happened. Just I'm gonna just go
Speaker 1: through it. Before the tournament even started. After we recorded
Speaker 1: Draper with Drew with bone bruising bone, so we didn't
Speaker 1: get to even see the Fritz versus Draper first round match.
Speaker 1: We were promised.
Speaker 2: Bruising that sounds sounds awful, right, didn't he have like
Speaker 2: art tissue bruising before the bone Maybe it's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, joint bone bruising. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Not a doctor.
Speaker 2: Not a doctor. I wish I was, though.
Speaker 1: Your parents do too.
Speaker 2: Imagine if I were, I would be doctor?
Speaker 1: Who you would be? Doctor? Wow?
Speaker 2: How cool would that be?
Speaker 1: It would be pretty cool but also kind of nerdy.
Speaker 2: Is Yeah, I'd have to be like a kid's doctor,
Speaker 2: isn't that's true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we did not get to experience that. But
Speaker 1: then in the first round, the craziest thing that happened
Speaker 1: in the women's side was Maya Kolinska, the Polish player
Speaker 1: who was in the final of Roland Garris. She was
Speaker 1: six thirty five to you up against the tie player
Speaker 1: whose name I will not even attend. Yes, is it
Speaker 1: because I made eye contact when I said, wow, she
Speaker 1: was playing the tie player. We wa and she was
Speaker 1: up six three five two with match points and rolled
Speaker 1: her ankle and then that was it. She couldn't. She
Speaker 1: battled through but then lost in the third set. So yeah, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: that's how brutal it can be. And grass, I mean,
Speaker 1: how many slips do you see?
Speaker 2: So many slips, most slips in the clay. The clay's
Speaker 2: got a bit more, yeah, like traction to it.
Speaker 1: Well, because that just behind the baseline gets so chewed
Speaker 1: up that any drop shot it's like you're making the
Speaker 1: other and fall right. It's like I heard an argument
Speaker 1: that they should save center court for the final week,
Speaker 1: so no one plays on it till the final week
Speaker 1: because otherwise you look at it out it's just like
Speaker 1: a dirt track cricket pitch. So I mean, but this
Speaker 1: was fresh, This was the fresh grass at Colinska. Just yeah,
Speaker 1: tweaked her ankle and this was done. The first center
Speaker 1: match against Kekmanovich was a five setter, surprisingly, and this
Speaker 1: is where people started to go centers, not in the
Speaker 1: form he was, and he was winning all those Masters
Speaker 1: one thousands. It took him five sets to win it.
Speaker 1: He had a bad fall that looked crazy.
Speaker 2: Baby reindeer sort of stuff. Yeah, not to be confused
Speaker 2: with the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bambi, Yeah, had a nasty fall in that match,
Speaker 1: and then also a blood soaked foot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what's that? Must have been a huge cut, yeah,
Speaker 2: like how does how do you cut a foot within
Speaker 2: the shoot? It must have split or was it a
Speaker 2: toenail or something that came off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said it was a to okay, but still
Speaker 1: like rough with the all white of Wimbledon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just standing out.
Speaker 1: The Djokovic thing of note was that bad Bunny was
Speaker 1: in his Yes.
Speaker 2: And Coco also had a bad Bunny story because they
Speaker 2: both went to his concert. Yeah, because you were in
Speaker 2: the bad Bunny box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that had a bad Bunny concert. He's got
Speaker 1: a like a little house on stage that people like dancing,
Speaker 1: famous people, famous people dancing? Is that your dreaming?
Speaker 2: Well? Alcaraz was in it a few like I don't
Speaker 2: know where it was, but he was in it as well.
Speaker 1: Alcaraz I think is enjoying his time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let him a party always little gap months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in a bad bunny his party house. On stage,
Speaker 1: he's with models in Abitha. Yeah, he's doing akara partying
Speaker 1: and beautiful ring to it with super models.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Rubyl have won in the first round against Sapphalen, who's
Speaker 1: gone on to have a great tournament. The big upset
Speaker 1: was Shelton going in the first round against one hundred
Speaker 1: and fortieth ranked Auto Vertin.
Speaker 2: That was a huge of set, I know.
Speaker 1: Especially because he looked like he was in good form
Speaker 1: on grass going in. But then, yes, Shelton going was
Speaker 1: a big blow to the US men's tennis, but we
Speaker 1: still have a lot of representation in the second week.
Speaker 1: The huge story obviously going in was Maya Joint and Serena.
Speaker 2: Williams, and I famously said, Serena Williams will do it.
Speaker 1: Well. I think everyone wanted that Serena Iola.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we wanted a little fairytale, a little storyline that continued,
Speaker 2: but it kind of just went Mmmm.
Speaker 1: Is Serena going through to a second round of a
Speaker 1: fairy tale? Hasn't her life been?
Speaker 2: Yeah? True? Be happy with what you've got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. So Serena went out to my joint.
Speaker 1: Maya played amazing, so.
Speaker 2: Good, and she hasn't had a great year. It was
Speaker 2: like lost, lost loss. This is her first win.
Speaker 1: I think she had lost thirteen of her last matches
Speaker 1: going in and then just played solid. Was just moving
Speaker 1: Serena around and didn't let the occasion get to her.
Speaker 1: Didn't really seem nervous at all. She looked great. I
Speaker 1: thought she'd make a deeper run, but then came up against.
Speaker 2: Iola, but she looked good at the start.
Speaker 1: She did, and then I don't know, her form just
Speaker 1: dropped and all I just locked in. I think he
Speaker 1: Alla needs her flowers for being very intelligent out there
Speaker 1: and like figuring out what the opponent is doing well
Speaker 1: and what they're doing bad and exploiting it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's good strategist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's like, I mean, we'll get to her
Speaker 1: in a second. But uh yeah, Serena out in the
Speaker 1: first round and then eventually going out of the doubles,
Speaker 1: not even playing the doubles because she pulled out with
Speaker 1: a knee injury.
Speaker 2: Just play through, Well, don't you get some dry needling
Speaker 2: and get on with it, Get on with it. I mean,
Speaker 2: if this is I mean, maybe it's indicating that she's
Speaker 2: going to be more serious about this and she wants
Speaker 2: to keep playing. But if this was kind of like
Speaker 2: just a little foray back.
Speaker 1: Into she did you see the pictures she posted of
Speaker 1: like then the knee and the syringes filled with the
Speaker 1: fluid that apparently had been extracted from her which looked
Speaker 1: suspiciously like apple juice. And then obviously we'll get into
Speaker 1: more handshakes that have happened later in the tournament, my
Speaker 1: favorite being Felix Las and we'll get to that. We'll
Speaker 1: go chronologically. I know, well that match we'll get in
Speaker 1: the second round. I love Djokovic sits a.
Speaker 2: Pass, Yes pass, No dad?
Speaker 1: No dad? Well it's Dat's well, you make it sound
Speaker 1: like his dad has passed on, but he's.
Speaker 2: No dad.
Speaker 1: Lizzy, who's so callous. I'd hate to be at your
Speaker 1: high school like with you, because like if I had
Speaker 1: like lost, you'd be like, hey, there's Mike, no mom Goldstein, idiot.
Speaker 2: Let's stut the chat.
Speaker 1: No no, no, Djokovic sits a pass was vintage Novak Djokovic.
Speaker 1: This stat is crazy. Seven unforced errors in three sets
Speaker 1: from Novaks. Yeah, seven, that's wild, that's real. He locked
Speaker 1: in and I you just got to sit back and
Speaker 1: appreciate it, like you're watching the best to ever do it, right.
Speaker 2: That's so good.
Speaker 1: This is like watching Michael Jordan, you know, Tiger Woods,
Speaker 1: Michael Goldstein, the bad boy of comedy, Mike goldste his
Speaker 1: kids cheering them on in the box.
Speaker 2: Shit, you don't like it?
Speaker 1: What if that was my take?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought that's where you were going, like there
Speaker 2: should be no children in the players. No.
Speaker 1: Actually that's hilarious though, ayeah, because I could see them
Speaker 1: flanking Djokovic on the in the rush to the reception
Speaker 1: test to block me out. I've never this is the
Speaker 1: only time I've ever wanted children of my own.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his kids like just come on and cheering them
Speaker 1: on when he gets a break or whatever.
Speaker 2: It is pretty cute.
Speaker 1: It's so I mean, it is, it's like it's the
Speaker 1: old it's really the we are classically childless people and uh, basically,
Speaker 1: and it's the only time I've been like, god, that
Speaker 1: would yeah. But also the only chance I have kids
Speaker 1: is also the same chance I have of playing center
Speaker 1: court in Wimbledon. Uh, the learner TN match. This was
Speaker 1: kind of a heartbreaker to watch because he.
Speaker 2: Was up, he was I wanted him to go far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was playing Martin Fuvich, who is known
Speaker 1: as the most shredded man in tennis. He's he's taking
Speaker 1: his shirt off and he's jacked. He's done celebrations before
Speaker 1: where he rips his shirt off, or he's done one
Speaker 1: where he lifts his shorts so his quads are showing,
Speaker 1: and then Medvedev classically beat him. Clap, Why am I
Speaker 1: saying classically so Medvedev?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, he's.
Speaker 1: FactCheck ripped Mevedev Beatuvic, that this some old tournament and
Speaker 1: then pulled his shorts up to show his weird little
Speaker 1: skinny legs and it was great. But winning this match
Speaker 1: is of note because Tien was sick. He was like
Speaker 1: clearly not feeling well at all. He was pounding bread.
Speaker 2: Well, we can't be nauseous to how would you take it?
Speaker 2: Did you see this? Yes? Yeah, he was eating a
Speaker 2: lot of food. And then the shot of him in
Speaker 2: hospital was him with like a smorgas born of McDonald.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which I think is just a celebration once you've
Speaker 1: been training and playing so much tennis that once you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: well this swing is done, I'm going you know. I
Speaker 1: think it was more like I'm just gonna gorge.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think it's like a medical thing. It's
Speaker 2: like real caloristic food. So they have to get as
Speaker 2: much energy. It's called pallette of care.
Speaker 1: It's called the hangover. But what really struck me about
Speaker 1: the end of this match was Tan was clearly sick.
Speaker 1: You know, Likevich comes through but then celebrates by unveiling
Speaker 1: unveiling his bicep and then kissing it, which is such
Speaker 1: a fuck you to the other guy. It's not well, well, yeah, just.
Speaker 2: Take it gracefully. Yeah, God, this guy loves himself he does.
Speaker 1: The kissing of the bicap is such an insane move
Speaker 1: for tennis. Yeah, but I loved it.
Speaker 2: That's what your kids would do from the player's box
Speaker 2: whenever you did a good point, they'd just be like.
Speaker 1: That sounds dare, Yeah, I think. Yeah. I would also
Speaker 1: hire like a hot lady to kiss my bicep for me.
Speaker 2: Oh two hot ladies. Nice. Nice. I would hire hot
Speaker 2: guys to take off my jacket and stuff like I
Speaker 2: come on to just like put my arms out and
Speaker 2: they could like like a butler. Why not have shirtless butlers?
Speaker 1: Oh, look at this, we're really turning tennis into only
Speaker 1: fans on this podcast.
Speaker 2: May mean we should do tennis only fans pod. Oh
Speaker 2: that could be fun.
Speaker 1: Are we nude?
Speaker 2: We make tennis like we just talked about all the
Speaker 2: shirtless players.
Speaker 1: And ah, are we just subjective for yeah?
Speaker 4: We do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right. By this point a ton of Ozzie's were out.
Speaker 1: Joint went out to Alla Burrell, to Cristeia Cabali has
Speaker 1: been an Ausie killer. He took out Duckworth and Demon
Speaker 1: Demon and then of course Kazakina went out to Osaka.
Speaker 1: So we'll get into Osaka very soon. But the third
Speaker 1: round is really when the tournament started to heat up.
Speaker 1: I just quickly want to mention Sablenca versus Osta Panco. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love it goes so much. She marches around out
Speaker 1: there like a little mafia boss.
Speaker 3: Yeah she's got oh yeah, that ponytail couldn't be tighter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I don't know how they get it
Speaker 2: so tired nipples do that. It's just like.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, her foreheads pulled back, yeah yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's so tight, like it's all shiny, and she
Speaker 1: when she doesn't agree with the electronic line calls, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: who cares you have to You don't have a choice.
Speaker 1: But she's still every time she doesn't agree with one,
Speaker 1: her face like could be memed forever. The eye roll.
Speaker 1: It's like if if I said something to her and
Speaker 1: she did that, irol to me, I'd probably like move
Speaker 1: to Antarctica and never speak to anyone again. It is
Speaker 1: a viscerating it is. She's got so much character, Like.
Speaker 2: I wanted to come in here in January.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll get her. I love the again. Another
Speaker 1: Djokovic match, him and Arthur Render Connect. That was just
Speaker 1: awesome to watch that final match point. They're both on
Speaker 1: the ground at the end of it and like staring
Speaker 1: at each other through the net and laughing.
Speaker 2: That's a real nice pillow talk moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, you're staring at each other
Speaker 1: through the net. It was awesome. They hadn't played before,
Speaker 1: and I think Jokovic really respected render Connect's game and
Speaker 1: Serve obviously, and it was just an awesome match to watch.
Speaker 1: Sinner was still finding his form playing Brooksby, but got
Speaker 1: through that and straight. Now you're gonna have a lot
Speaker 1: of thoughts on this. Yala schavantek ow Yala, how good
Speaker 1: is she?
Speaker 2: She just has like I mean, Shontak was good as well,
Speaker 2: but y'alla looked like she just wanted it more. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean photo is iconic. She's just doing like a
Speaker 2: one handed push up with a little.
Speaker 1: Toes the Iola Schwantak. That first set was one of
Speaker 1: the most thrilling sets, eleven nine to in the tiebreak.
Speaker 1: You know how you can hear the coaches now like
Speaker 1: coaching their players from the player's box. Eaga's coach at
Speaker 1: one point said this to her, and it really resonated
Speaker 1: with me. She said, she isn't beating you. Your losing, right, which,
Speaker 1: like I feel like when I played ten is that's
Speaker 1: often what's happening, and also pretty much what just happened
Speaker 1: to grig Or Demitrov losing Arthur fair, But I don't
Speaker 1: think it's necessarily fair in this match. I think Iola
Speaker 1: of his skin, yeah and beat her, Yeah, I think yeah.
Speaker 1: After that first set tiebreak disappointment, Chavontek never recovered, and
Speaker 1: I mean Eola is obviously carrying the hopes of.
Speaker 2: A nation on shoulder, Hilario. Yeah, let's be real and
Speaker 2: we want it's all of Asia.
Speaker 1: It's all of Asia. Yeah, they I mean the support
Speaker 1: she gets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's loved and she's so nice, Like she's so
Speaker 2: beautiful and she has just this like head on her shoulders.
Speaker 2: She's so mature and emotionally intelligent, and she just says
Speaker 2: all the right things she does.
Speaker 1: And now I think this is a good point to
Speaker 1: go on record that we will not pronounce her nationality
Speaker 1: the way Cameron.
Speaker 2: Diaz, Oh, yes, are you we can't do that?
Speaker 1: Well, are you familiar with.
Speaker 4: The I haven't been to the Philppines, but I grew
Speaker 4: up with a lot of Philippinos Reales. My best friend
Speaker 4: that I grew up next door to her, her mother
Speaker 4: was from the Plippines Olympia.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a good accent.
Speaker 1: It's so funny that she like speeds up she goes.
Speaker 1: I been of the Philippines, but I grew up with
Speaker 1: the Philippines. My best friend was from the Philippines. It's
Speaker 1: so nuts, Like that's like me going, I haven't been
Speaker 1: to London, but I've got a.
Speaker 2: Lot of British friends in.
Speaker 1: Town and now and then.
Speaker 2: Cut that, cut that.
Speaker 1: Don't cut that because it's the same. It's so nuts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but i'alla what to win? What a speech after? She's
Speaker 1: just I mean so likable.
Speaker 2: So like so marketable. So I think she'll be like
Speaker 2: soon one of the world's most highly paid tennis players.
Speaker 1: Well, getting through to the second week of Wimbledon means she's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just from a sponsorship point of view, if she's
Speaker 2: like the biggest in Asia, she could just be marketed
Speaker 2: all around there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Huge.
Speaker 1: Not only is she big in the pilopins, but she's
Speaker 1: all across Asia and now the world. Yes, yeah, and
Speaker 1: people go, oh yeah, she's like just a great pilapino player.
Speaker 2: Yeah everywhere mine. Yes.
Speaker 1: So this tournament going in was like the battle for
Speaker 1: number one on the women's side between Sablenka and Rebeccaa,
Speaker 1: but both going out early.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I know, Rebeccaa one out third round to mertens and
Speaker 1: then Sabolenka obviously losing two.
Speaker 2: Oh suck. This is awesome to see this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is old school Osaka, like when she was
Speaker 1: winning the US Open.
Speaker 2: Happy. Yeah, she looks excited to be the The serve
Speaker 2: is huge and she's happy with a game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, that's serving from her in the first set
Speaker 1: against Sablenka, and Sabolenka admitted it after which you wouldn't
Speaker 1: I don't think normally hear do She goes, I got overpowered, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sablenca being the hardest to hit her on the tour,
Speaker 1: being like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she's got going on, right, it's such
Speaker 2: a hard hitting. Yeah, Whereas I feel like Osaka just
Speaker 2: read her beautifully.
Speaker 1: And she had won the last few matchups against Sabulenka,
Speaker 1: and so I just adjusted. And I feel maybe with
Speaker 1: Sablenka that if she can't hit players off the court,
Speaker 1: she doesn't really have a backup plan. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's not like the strategist she's going to that net.
Speaker 2: Yeah anything, I know.
Speaker 1: And Osaka looked amazing. I mean, it was pretty flawless
Speaker 1: in that first set, and then just was able to
Speaker 1: ride that through.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is Sablenka's first straight sets loss at a major
Speaker 1: since twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: That's incredible. And she lost her what was her tiebreak
Speaker 2: sets that's gone now as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty over twenty twenty one. I know it was
Speaker 1: close to Djokovic's record tybreak's one in a row. But yeah,
Speaker 1: crazy stuff. So we're in the fourth round now talking
Speaker 1: about Sabalanka in Osaka. Whoa, this was. I love this
Speaker 1: match Mukova versus kai Chikova or the Mooch versus the
Speaker 1: Creach the creach. Yeah, I love Mooch versus Creach because
Speaker 1: they're two of the most fluid, just poetry and motion players,
Speaker 1: just wielding that racket like. It's so amazing to watch
Speaker 1: how they play and glide around the court. And it
Speaker 1: looked like Mukova was going to take it in straight sets.
Speaker 1: Ki Chikova just somehow push her to a third, and
Speaker 1: then Mukova was able to close it out. And they're
Speaker 1: both check players, very you know, friendly and chatty and
Speaker 1: at the net afterwards, again me analyzing because in the
Speaker 1: Pola iva Jovich match that Pola won in three sets,
Speaker 1: two American players, I'm watching the handshake at the net, going,
Speaker 1: surely it's like a hug and chat, a cursory handshake. Again,
Speaker 1: it was friendly enough.
Speaker 2: I have no idea fourth round.
Speaker 1: So Muka takes that one over cheek of a golf
Speaker 1: and benchic was a killer match. And now this brings
Speaker 1: me to another Mike g hot.
Speaker 2: Tache on the top floor. Oh my gosh, get rid
Speaker 2: of the curfew. Oh yeah, what's up with this curfew?
Speaker 1: What it's so?
Speaker 2: I don't even know there was one till this match.
Speaker 1: So Coco got it done, but apparently there was like
Speaker 1: a minute, minutes, two minutes despair and then when Coco
Speaker 1: won that cool like tapping though. Oh yeah, because there's
Speaker 1: literally like a lady that comes out when curfew is
Speaker 1: coming up and stands like in the back corner and like.
Speaker 2: I think it's Mary Poppins.
Speaker 1: It's Mary Poppins.
Speaker 2: I think she flies in on an umbrella. She's like,
Speaker 2: time to stop play children, Wrap it up, wrap it up,
Speaker 2: get inside. You don't want to get cold.
Speaker 1: I get rid of the curfew, Like right now when
Speaker 1: we're recording. They had to suspend the zaverav Lahechka match
Speaker 1: till tomorrow because they were in the third set is
Speaker 1: eleven pm. But they have a stadium with a roof,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, it's residents, you know, might get upset.
Speaker 2: You know of yourself Wimbledon residence. This is your time.
Speaker 2: They're probably not even there. It's a rich suburb they're
Speaker 2: at the Spanish houses.
Speaker 1: And also they moved to a suburb called Wimbledon and
Speaker 1: then they're complaining about the Wimbledon tennis tournament.
Speaker 2: Get some plus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they knew what they were getting into. But
Speaker 1: it's probably old money and they've been there for generations.
Speaker 1: But so it is the tennis right. But before, like
Speaker 1: Center Court and Court one had the roofs on it,
Speaker 1: maybe there was a bit more noise or you know whatever.
Speaker 1: But now it's like it's for two weeks of the year.
Speaker 1: Just get past it. Let them finish. A lot of
Speaker 1: people hate this, but I love during the Grand Slams
Speaker 1: when like play is going on till four a m.
Speaker 1: In the morning, because yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean five centers is not most people.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's led to some of the craziest
Speaker 1: matches in Australian Open history, you know, French us but
Speaker 1: this is the only one the curfew where they're like
Speaker 1: the residents are like, oh, keep it down, get up early.
Speaker 2: I've got to trade shares in the morning. I've got
Speaker 2: stop my wait market waits for nobody then has to.
Speaker 1: Get up early and make some small dick. Anyways, cough
Speaker 1: wins that one, so go to the quarters and then
Speaker 1: just a quick chat about the battle of the longest
Speaker 1: names in tennis. Oh, this is Alejandro da Vidovich versus Felix. Seen.
Speaker 1: This was an absolute epic, just a lot of uh,
Speaker 1: I mean the rally of the tournament if you haven't
Speaker 1: seen it yet, Oh spot.
Speaker 2: A point rally the tournament insane. Yeah, yeah, just like
Speaker 2: laughing though it was smiling.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, flying through the air to get a backhand
Speaker 1: like volley to the corner of the court, which Felix
Speaker 1: and ditches into the net and the crowd just on
Speaker 1: their feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This absolutely exhilarating, amazing stuff. Uh. Yeah, that was when
Speaker 1: they were still friendly because uh there's accusations of Davidovich
Speaker 1: Fikina then kind of faking an injury to throw Felix
Speaker 1: off his game.
Speaker 2: But World Cup and spine, Yeah, he's going for a dive.
Speaker 1: And then changing the well, attempting if you're going to
Speaker 1: believe the accusations to change Felix's momentum. Felix was then
Speaker 1: unable to close out the fourth, got through I think
Speaker 1: six to one in the fifth and was fine, but
Speaker 1: then it was beefy at the net. Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 2: Handshake, Yeah, what's your what's your red on this?
Speaker 1: My read is that Felix was just over it and
Speaker 1: was just like, he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2: He's the best, really sweet guy.
Speaker 1: I think he's very straightforward and very fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And he's Canadian. Yeah, they're nice people.
Speaker 1: Very polite.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But Davidovitch obviously say no, I was actually injured,
Speaker 1: but then seem to be playing fine. Yeah, and Felix
Speaker 1: thinking it was amsmanship and that he was just faking
Speaker 1: it to throw him off his serve and I it
Speaker 1: went to the fifth and then Felix was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: rather than usually at the end of an epic five center,
Speaker 1: you know, the little hug and be like, wasn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: But this was very cursory and very like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing, you know. And Felix, being
Speaker 1: the polite, awesome guy that he is, didn't then trash
Speaker 1: talk him in the postmass match interview or in press.
Speaker 1: He just said the rule is bad that you can
Speaker 1: take an injury time out in the middle of a game, right,
Speaker 1: which I tend to agree with. And then in terms
Speaker 1: of retirement, Hubet hrcats retired in a five Cetter against Struff.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you'll be hurt my hamstring.
Speaker 1: And then what just happened outside of novaks are passing
Speaker 1: fed with one hundred and six. Wimble didn't win Kabali demonar.
Speaker 2: Oh just looked too strong.
Speaker 1: I think it want it well. I love this battle
Speaker 1: because it's two of the fastest guys on tour. I
Speaker 1: have a question for you, Lizzie, who do you remember
Speaker 1: who the fastest guy at your school was?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Lizzie.
Speaker 1: Who is that true?
Speaker 2: In my grade? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Were you the fastest? Yea true?
Speaker 2: Yeah you seen these cubs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a load of the legs leg you were the
Speaker 1: fastest person in my grade. Yeah. Yeah, that is awesome.
Speaker 1: That is cool because you know what that means. Everyone
Speaker 1: at your school remembers you for being.
Speaker 2: The fastest, firstest kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that rules at my school in primary school. Still yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean in my school was David Yeah yeah boo,
Speaker 1: but he you know, I think works that he used
Speaker 1: car dealership. Now I choose not to run maybe bleep
Speaker 1: his name, but yeah, So this match is outside of Alcahaz,
Speaker 1: the two fastest guys on the tour. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: was just awesome to see them just grind out these
Speaker 1: rallies and I think Kabali might have the best down
Speaker 1: the line. Backhand was just ripping that shot all match.
Speaker 1: But I was distracted by Kabali's man bra.
Speaker 2: Oh was it one of those ones that you know
Speaker 2: the AFL players were they have the little oh, but
Speaker 2: they're not allowed to wear a little track of.
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I thought because I looked it
Speaker 1: up and everyone says, so it looks like a man bra,
Speaker 1: a man's ear or a bro whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it. A bra is for ladies, meet the bro.
Speaker 1: But they said it's like tracking geometrics or whatever all
Speaker 1: that crap, and it's like gives you a read of
Speaker 1: heart rate. And there wasn't there drama during the AOA
Speaker 1: the watch.
Speaker 2: But maybe you can get away with it by wearing the.
Speaker 1: Bra because you've subjected yourself to wearing.
Speaker 2: A bra man's ear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's wearing I did just every time, like
Speaker 1: you could see it through. Obviously they're wearing Wimbledon whites
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is he a C cup?
Speaker 2: It's a cup? Maybe yeah, maybe he's maybe he's got
Speaker 2: like picks.
Speaker 1: There appears to be some jiggling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's no future, but yeah, yeah, I mean he's
Speaker 2: pretty RiPP He's not like he's a small guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's small and nuggety as his Demon r As
Speaker 1: was Ella's next match up against Jasmine Pallini, So Paulini
Speaker 1: being her and Iola two of the most likable players
Speaker 1: on tour.
Speaker 2: So happy happy that Pollini is kind of back, like
Speaker 2: we don't really see much of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's kind of had a rough season, but she
Speaker 1: got through this and it was a great match. But
Speaker 1: unfortunately Iola's run has come to.
Speaker 2: And got a standing ovation when she left the court. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know there was just tons of watch
Speaker 1: parties happening in all the world. Back to the demon
Speaker 1: Ar Cabali match, Demon r He's not in a good way.
Speaker 2: He's not in a good way with these tenants. He's
Speaker 2: got a Grand Slam voodoo or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's generally gets into the second week.
Speaker 2: He's the number five tennis play. Yeah, breaks my brain
Speaker 2: a little bit, right, but he's then in the Slam,
Speaker 2: Like I get how it happens, but then in the
Speaker 2: Slams he can't get really past his quarterfinals.
Speaker 1: I think on the men's side of the draw, say
Speaker 1: number five and number four. Yeah, it's obviously you're in
Speaker 1: the top half of the top ten, but the gap
Speaker 1: is huge between these guys. Isn't a center in Alcoraz,
Speaker 1: you know, it's Vera probably as well. But I think
Speaker 1: demon ar is just like you see this with tennis
Speaker 1: players a lot. They play so much, there's so much pressure,
Speaker 1: the season is never ending, tons of travel. He's planning
Speaker 1: a wedding at the same time. Uh went out in
Speaker 1: straight sets to Koboli and was in the press conference
Speaker 1: afterwards just like distraught.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to feel from Yeah, my read on
Speaker 2: it is like he just needs a little break. Go
Speaker 2: out and party. Yeah, I don't know, do the demon things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go out with al, let your head out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Does he seem like the party type I.
Speaker 2: Think he should be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's something that's missing from his life. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when is the wedding? Do we know that?
Speaker 2: I didn't?
Speaker 1: Were you fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a lot of fun happening in his games.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's gonna take a break. I mean,
Speaker 1: a hardcourt swing starts pretty soon once Wimbledon is over
Speaker 1: and he's good on the hard court, I don't know
Speaker 1: obviously as the best Australian player. Yeah, we want to
Speaker 1: see him around of course playing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't seem great at the moment for him,
Speaker 1: so who knows, maybe a break will do him good.
Speaker 1: Why not skip the US hard court season and then
Speaker 1: you know, get right for these.
Speaker 2: Have a little bit of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come back stronger.
Speaker 2: For the wedding. Yeah, enjoy your honeymoon. Yeah, do demon.
Speaker 1: Things, demon things. So I watched Fritz and Bublic in
Speaker 1: full this morning because I was like, this is going
Speaker 1: to be the match, and then it was just Fritz
Speaker 1: over Bublick and Straights. And then the match that I
Speaker 1: was like, I'll just watch the mini of because this
Speaker 1: is surely just going to be a blowout was Demitrov
Speaker 1: of Arthur Ferry. And then I'm watching the mini and
Speaker 1: I'm going.
Speaker 2: This is this is the match.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell is happening here? Who saw
Speaker 1: this coming?
Speaker 2: No one, not even Arthur Faery. No did you see
Speaker 2: him at the end map to the crowd when he won,
Speaker 2: He was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the dream.
Speaker 2: He just looks at his boxes.
Speaker 1: I want, oh my god, Arthur Ferry is so unknown
Speaker 1: that if you go on Google, you know, you can
Speaker 1: click on the match and they have like the little
Speaker 1: profile picks. They don't even have one. He's just said
Speaker 1: like empty. I mean maybe after today, who knows. But
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: This is the fairy tale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the Arthur fairy tale.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and him winning this match I did not expect.
Speaker 1: I just watched the highlights because, like I said, and
Speaker 1: then I was looking at the stats for it and
Speaker 1: Dimitrov over fifty plus unforced errors and it's like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it must have been on you know, break points.
Speaker 1: I mean what definitely was on breakpoints that fairy took.
Speaker 1: I I just just came out of nowhere for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just thought this was like an.
Speaker 2: Like a wild card into the tournament.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think the first ever British wild card
Speaker 1: into the quarterfinals.
Speaker 2: Incredible.
Speaker 1: It is nuts.
Speaker 2: Did it happen after England won?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So England won in the World Cup yeah against Mexico.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then now, I mean very one. Do you think
Speaker 1: he had the uh yeah, maybe he had spirit of England.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe something, maybe someone whispered any day like England
Speaker 2: just won. England just beat Mexico and he's like, all right,
Speaker 2: I got to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, said before lost. Yeah, well if you have over
Speaker 1: fifty plus on forced errors, and then the one guy
Speaker 1: is converting break points Arthur Ferry obviously, and then it's
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I think the stats, it's the it's that
Speaker 1: quota thing in tennis where it doesn't matter if you've
Speaker 1: you can win more points but still lose the match.
Speaker 1: And Dimitrov just like looked off, like even in the highlights,
Speaker 1: I saw missing.
Speaker 2: A lot of those one fault yeah final.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but this sets up I think these
Speaker 1: quarterfinals are more excited about than any quarterfinals.
Speaker 2: They are so good. Yeah, there's like primo players.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the women's I mean soccer and the mooch.
Speaker 2: Who are you gonna go for? You're gonna I'm gonna Goka, I'll.
Speaker 1: Go the mooch. I mean it's gonna be good. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. Oh we should touch on before we go
Speaker 1: through the quarterfinals. That Madison Keys loss to Lyndon Oscovo,
Speaker 1: meaning that are producer wins the pick a w t
Speaker 1: al who gets the deepest in the tournament. You went
Speaker 1: out straight away. I just went back A hot pick
Speaker 1: who's your heart. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she went out
Speaker 1: second round. I think Madison Keys, I mean just A
Speaker 1: Noskova was too solid, too strong, and Madison just totally
Speaker 1: wasn't on her game. So our producer E Roll had
Speaker 1: picked Pagola. Let's go through it, Osaka, Mukeva Osaka in
Speaker 1: the mooch. You say Osaka, I say, mooch. Pagola Golf
Speaker 1: is wow, I want golf. Should we change up the
Speaker 1: bet from here? Pick a lady and if that lady
Speaker 1: wins the tournament, then that person. This does not appeal
Speaker 1: to our producer at all.
Speaker 2: He already won, loses suggestion.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get back in it. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I think, okay, Pogola beats Golf and then goes on
Speaker 1: through to win the tournament, but you still have some
Speaker 1: amazing players in the bottom half of the quarterfinals. Cost
Speaker 1: Jak Paulini, Yes that is. Cost Jack's not like a
Speaker 1: grass court play, like known as a solid grass court player,
Speaker 1: but she's having amazing tournaments. Yeah, and I think she's
Speaker 1: won like twenty of her last twenty one matches.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah on the roll, Yeah, maybe Costjak duck Horse.
Speaker 1: So you think Costjak over Paulini. Yeah, okay, and then
Speaker 1: the last one on a Oscova Mertens who cares no
Speaker 1: Mertens look great. I mean she beat Rebecca, but the
Speaker 1: less that's probably the one I'm lee'st pumped about. But
Speaker 1: I'll still absolutely watch it, and it's you know, it's
Speaker 1: a fun quarterfinal like all around. And then in the
Speaker 1: men's side, obviously Zaverev Lahka still yet to be decided,
Speaker 1: but Zverev is up two sets and they're on serve
Speaker 1: and the third the winner that will play Taylor Fritz.
Speaker 1: I would love to see Taylor fitz Verev again. Two
Speaker 1: guys just absolutely bombing their serves at each other. And
Speaker 1: Zverev can't beat Fritz. Yeah, but also I would have
Speaker 1: said Osaka can't beat sable Anka, So I.
Speaker 2: Mean, who knows.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is time, but I mean I really, you know,
Speaker 1: I think Zverev keeps his consistency obviously against Lahehka and
Speaker 1: gets through to the quarters and Zara Fritz. I'm still
Speaker 1: gonna pick Fritz. And that one, uh Koboli, Arthur Ferry Koboli,
Speaker 1: I mean I think that's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think.
Speaker 1: Can we also mention that Koboli in every Grand Slam.
Speaker 1: In a postmatch, Andy has brought up his I felt
Speaker 1: some strange feeling on my on my stomach and when
Speaker 1: I came I came back from from the bathroom was okay.
Speaker 2: So maybe a little bit too much information. What are
Speaker 2: they feeding this guy? He needs to change his diet.
Speaker 1: I think he's like, yeah, Celiac or something, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2: I did look up. I'm like, is he gluten free?
Speaker 2: And apparently he is right. But then people like I
Speaker 2: see him eat bread all the time. But he's Italian,
Speaker 2: so like I can't give up the past. Like when
Speaker 2: he sees it, he's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, imagine having the confidence to talk about shooting
Speaker 1: your pants and wearing.
Speaker 2: A bras he rules.
Speaker 1: He's so funny, so fun or it's like someone of
Speaker 1: his friends says, dared him. Every Grand Slam tournament, you
Speaker 1: have to tell everyone.
Speaker 2: When ash Bodied did the Disney characters thing or whatever.
Speaker 2: She even in the press conference have to talk about
Speaker 2: shooting my pens.
Speaker 1: Djokovic Ali Asim is gonna be probably most excited about that.
Speaker 1: For the men's quarterfinals, what do you think. I feel
Speaker 1: like Djokovic, but I think he gets pushed to five
Speaker 1: and then he's ruined for the semifinals.
Speaker 2: Says Jack.
Speaker 1: Mine says, fah, yeah, I see Center kind of getting
Speaker 1: through Struff pretty easily, and because Struff was surprisingly the
Speaker 1: win against Medvedev caught me off guard. But Medvedev, again
Speaker 1: we never know, showed up volatile, was up in every
Speaker 1: set and then lost in straits. Uh Sinner gets through
Speaker 1: Struff and then plays Djokovic in the semi. But my prediction, yeah,
Speaker 1: Djokovic is ruined from the FAA match and then yeah,
Speaker 1: Center ends up winning the tournament against I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Fritz in the final. So who do
Speaker 1: you like on the men's side? Center? Uh?
Speaker 2: No, I want I do want Jokovic to go through
Speaker 2: the final.
Speaker 1: Get that elusive number twenty five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I like a story arc? You do
Speaker 2: want it to be finished?
Speaker 1: Well, story arc would be Arthur Ferry.
Speaker 2: I know about beating Center in the final, anything is possible.
Speaker 1: Imagine if that happened and England wins the World Cup,
Speaker 1: people will be insufferable.
Speaker 2: Yeah this time that would be too much. Alright, all right, Mike,
Speaker 2: are you ready for approaching the next.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Can I ask you in tennis playing doubles. Have you
Speaker 2: ever been hit?
Speaker 1: No, I was discussed last week or the week before.
Speaker 1: I have been hit in the throat and I talked
Speaker 1: with the whistle for a while. Yes, yes, I've been
Speaker 1: hitting the ass. What do you got?
Speaker 2: Oh it's like a plum. Yeah, okay, that would have hurt.
Speaker 1: My favorite part is that his doubles partner.
Speaker 2: Was laughing, yeah, because it's funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, these guys are ripping serves and like, he
Speaker 1: hits him properly. Yeah, but you probably friends?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think he would love. But then he
Speaker 2: realizes that he's in quite some pain and goes over
Speaker 2: and dissoles him. So I don't think the guy who
Speaker 2: got him in the head would have known that his
Speaker 2: friend was loughing.
Speaker 1: Oh he's I'm sure he's been tagged in that particular
Speaker 1: like a million times, and his friends just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gave you CT.
Speaker 2: Yeah probably unheard of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be funny of the next match. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they went through, but he's just wearing a helmet.
Speaker 2: So Wimbill done, famous for strawberries and cream. How do
Speaker 2: you think it comes so well?
Speaker 1: I initially thought it was because I'm dumb that it
Speaker 1: was the American way of with whipped cream cream. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like so like a strawberry shortcut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like in a little cup or something.
Speaker 1: Assumed in a cup and then just doused in whipped
Speaker 1: cream and yeah, sugary, nice whipped cream. But then our
Speaker 1: friend Eliza West did a post talking about how it's
Speaker 1: just like condensed milk. Hmm, like full cream milk they
Speaker 1: just dump on top of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the strawberries are the hero. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: we've seen a picture, yeah, of a fan who's there
Speaker 2: and they've taken a picture and it doesn't look like
Speaker 2: I would pay for it.
Speaker 1: That is one of the grimmest pictures all times.
Speaker 2: Seven ish strawberries. Yeah, they look beautiful, but then there's
Speaker 2: like just cream dumped on top.
Speaker 1: It looks like what they drained out of Serena's knee.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's a real pussy knee.
Speaker 1: There's yeah, not enough strawberries. It's at the bottom of
Speaker 1: like a Chinese takeaway.
Speaker 2: A little box. I wonder if they ran out of
Speaker 2: the actual vessel that I'm meant to use, and they're
Speaker 2: just like, oh, we've only got these boxes left, so
Speaker 2: we've got to put it in here, do we know
Speaker 2: how much this costs? Okay, let's guess all right, I'm
Speaker 2: going to go equivalent twenty four aud so that's probably
Speaker 2: twelve pounds.
Speaker 1: Twelve pounds okay, I mean no way, I for this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say eight.
Speaker 2: Pounds, eight pounds.
Speaker 1: It's actually two pounds eighty five Okay, So what is
Speaker 1: that like? Six bucks? Aussie?
Speaker 2: Well, there you get what you pay six dollars. Have
Speaker 2: you been doing Australia's supermarket recently? Imagine strawberries.
Speaker 1: I would want someone to pay me to slurp that
Speaker 1: down and in the summer heat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would want someone to feed to me.
Speaker 1: Do you imagine the cream's got to be chilled at
Speaker 1: least curtled?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like it's curdling.
Speaker 1: It's so loose.
Speaker 2: As a non lactose person, that image scary.
Speaker 1: Really, that's a nightmare for you. But also the article
Speaker 1: it says tennis fans horror at reality of Wimbledon strawberries
Speaker 1: and cream. So again, this is a British person just complaining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they love to complain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you telling me?
Speaker 2: This pound.
Speaker 1: Blimy crawberry cream? It's not even tastes like pens and
Speaker 1: a shoe.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Do we have any British listeners? Probably not anymore, And that.
Speaker 3: Was approaching the net table.
Speaker 1: We have a winner, the only one to do the impression.
Speaker 1: To set it up, we asked for the what was
Speaker 1: the quiz question? It was who was the last man
Speaker 1: to beat Roger Federer at Wimbledon? And you have to
Speaker 1: do an impression of that person?
Speaker 2: Yes, and our beautiful friend a Rash from Sweden.
Speaker 1: I'd say, we just do you have the audio? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The man to be Roger Featherer is obviously me hub Yeah,
Speaker 1: a rash. That's good, It's good.
Speaker 2: Does it continue?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I was waiting for the ending. Yeah, obviously me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, I mean the impression and everything. We
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love that you listen and you write in her.
Speaker 2: I've got a quizzy who question for our listeners. Please
Speaker 2: email us at pod labor at tennis dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Who is the first unseated player to win Wimbledon? Do
Speaker 2: you know the answer?
Speaker 1: I do, but we want an impression again, an impression,
Speaker 1: send that in more impression. It's going to be a
Speaker 1: rash again.
Speaker 2: And we'll see you next week. For our Wimbledon wrap up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna wrap up Wimbledon. The first week was a killer.
Speaker 1: I'm spending so much time on the couch, loving every
Speaker 1: second of it. I've done three screens at once during
Speaker 1: the first week.
Speaker 2: Where I had oh my gosh, what's you set up?
Speaker 1: I had the TV this is at the hotel in Sydney,
Speaker 1: the TV, and then I had another match on the laptop,
Speaker 1: and then a third match on the phone.
Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hacking into the main threat.
Speaker 2: Wow. Well, I'm looking forward to it. In the meantime,
Speaker 2: I'm going to hang out with my Pilipino friends.
Speaker 1: Oh I've actually never been to the Philippines, but I
Speaker 1: have many Bilipino breads.
Speaker 2: I actually do have a lot of friends.
Speaker 1: Do you Yeah, all right, where are they from?
Speaker 2: Rockampton?
Speaker 1: See you next week. People.
Speaker 2: Is grazy