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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda gem make shift.

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Speaker 2: You know, Tom, the new boy has been working harder

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Speaker 2: than Jim I ray getting prepared for his executive junket.

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Speaker 3: It's not a junken in Hawaii. He's not a junket.

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Speaker 3: It's a wellness and networking conference.

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Speaker 4: That's wank.

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Speaker 3: It's not a wank.

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Speaker 5: No, it's an acronym.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, come up with this, Toms jibber jabb I was

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Speaker 2: hoping for a more dynamic title for this. Jen Y

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Speaker 2: Raye has made me feel so welcome since he decided

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Speaker 2: to leave and climb the corporate ladder.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I am now heading up the development and foundations

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Speaker 3: training DAFT. Yeah, okay, it's an acronym. This is a

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Speaker 3: serious thing, you know.

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Speaker 4: Like one of the kids from rug Rats were in

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Speaker 4: a suit.

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Speaker 3: Well, they contacted me. They said, look, we don't want

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Speaker 3: to let you go. Do you want to do this?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 3: I had to decide was the juice worth squeeze? And

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Speaker 3: I decided it was okay, work the squeeze. So I'm

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Speaker 3: here all week training. What's your name again, mate, Tom?

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Speaker 4: Tom?

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Speaker 2: It seems all those Jam branded water bottles you ordered

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Speaker 2: last year have a problem. They don't work. I know

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Speaker 2: a water bottle that doesn't work. How's that we don't

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Speaker 2: give away rubbish?

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Speaker 4: No, we don't this year.

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Speaker 2: So for those water bottles last year, the Jonesy, the

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Speaker 2: man of water.

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Speaker 4: You know that the dread for straw. I mean, we suck,

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Speaker 4: but not well enough. I could watch you smoke a

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Speaker 4: bong all day.

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Speaker 2: I was this old when I learned that bears don't

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Speaker 2: use tombians. Also, I was this old when I learned

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Speaker 2: what a tombian actually is.

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Speaker 4: I thought bears slipped through their entire hibernation. Apparently animals

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Speaker 4: don't sleep the whole time when they hibernate. They wake

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Speaker 4: up periodically to eat, to drink, and to use the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Hey, but what about the tombian?

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Speaker 4: This is I know, this is what I'd thought. When

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Speaker 4: the bears hibernate, they create a tombian, which is a

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Speaker 4: combination of sticks and dirt that they put up their

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Speaker 4: bottom so that insects and things don't go in. Is

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Speaker 4: it a paste? I saw my Master Chef from the

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Speaker 4: Mystery Box, Mad Preston's.

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Speaker 2: Disgustingly good Robbie Williams, and he had some sort of

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Speaker 2: love affair with Jonesy and his chin.

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Speaker 5: How are you mate, I'm really really good, Jonesy, lovely

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Speaker 5: to see you. I was just admir hearing your chin,

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Speaker 5: and it is you could you could trim ear hair with.

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Speaker 1: That with that just it's it's cut glass? How that

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Speaker 1: is that?

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Speaker 3: Just DNA?

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Speaker 4: I think his mother's got it.

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Speaker 2: Then he got real about the struggles he faces as

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Speaker 2: a performer.

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Speaker 1: I had this outer body experience New Year's Eve when

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Speaker 1: I was on ABC doing thirty five minutes on the television.

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Speaker 5: I was ill.

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Speaker 1: I was jet lagged getting on stage and having to

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Speaker 1: hold it together while the inside of your brain is

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Speaker 1: just going I just want to cry ah. And then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I'm now thinking, oh, but my

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Speaker 1: left nostril is streaming with the cold. And then I

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Speaker 1: was thinking everybody on Twitter is going to say Robbie

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Speaker 1: Williams is insane because he's on cocaine while I'm singing

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Speaker 1: rock DJ making up all of these titles for newspaper articles,

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Speaker 1: boggle eyed. Robbie Williams makes fans worried for his safety.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, I feel crazy.

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Speaker 2: The tribal drum was beating for when have you met

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Speaker 2: your hero and cocked it up. Jonesy reckons, It's never

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Speaker 2: happened to him.

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Speaker 4: You know, I've been with you for some of them,

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Speaker 4: like what well, remember when Jennifer Hawkins had just become

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Speaker 4: Miss Universe. She came into the radio station and she

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Speaker 4: had this top on. That was all it was just

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Speaker 4: it wasn't low cut, but it was a really nice

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Speaker 4: top and you must have been perving at it. She

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Speaker 4: tried to cover up and you said, you said, that's

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Speaker 4: a nice top, and she this is what happened. Let

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Speaker 4: me do You said that's a nice top top, and

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Speaker 4: you must have said it in such a way that

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Speaker 4: she tried to cover up with her cardigan and you said,

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Speaker 4: don't cover up. It was the most horrendous thing Ever's

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Speaker 4: drest too. Just a few years ago, when she was

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Speaker 4: being interviewed on the red carpet of the Loadies, you

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Speaker 4: walked up behind her and called out, you're interviewing my wife,

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Speaker 4: said to Jules line as a jake, leave my excuse me?

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Speaker 5: Will you stop bothering my wife?

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Speaker 4: And this is what he says to you, creep.

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Speaker 2: I have been playing.

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Speaker 3: That's the problem in the media.

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Speaker 1: You don't even play in the full version, the full

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Speaker 1: version here.

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Speaker 2: It is your per.

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Speaker 4: C Yeah, PERV and creep.

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Speaker 2: I think I've been vindicated, but don't feel too bad, mate.

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Speaker 2: Amanda had her own thing with big nosed Kroner Barry Manilo.

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Speaker 4: Remember when I met Barry Manilo, your.

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Speaker 2: Past win in front of you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it made me feel like I was married to him.

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Speaker 4: He was that comfortable with you.

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Speaker 2: Usually, when it's a competition, you go firstand the rules

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Speaker 2: I can't understand the rules. And there it is Tom's

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Speaker 2: jibber jabber

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Speaker 4: Jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda