Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I've got a thing for antics, It's one of my hobbies.
Speaker 3: I've had my coffee.
Speaker 4: Cool, what about the screech Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one
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Speaker 4: O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jack morning, guys, come.
Speaker 4: On and Patsy, how was everybody's weekends?
Speaker 3: Huge win for the bumbas Saturday night.
Speaker 4: Or ONPM?
Speaker 3: How can you not say at one point victory? I
Speaker 3: was right there, almost on the boundary line. I feel
Speaker 3: like a game is always on the losing end. Of
Speaker 3: those close games. Collingwood alone to us every time we
Speaker 3: play them, it seems we lose by a point to
Speaker 3: be in the winning position. I couldn't actually believe the ground.
Speaker 4: It's actually changed. You coming today buzzing.
Speaker 3: You've got the best jack post all this week.
Speaker 4: Wow, I was in a sale year. Actually, I wouldn't
Speaker 4: just narrow it down to a week. And how was
Speaker 4: it with your neighbor? Because you were you took your
Speaker 4: neighbor and this was like a big mandate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that was the only tricky part is
Speaker 3: my neighbor who invited me and he's MCC members. He
Speaker 3: brought me to the special members. He's Richmond supporter. So
Speaker 3: while I'm jumping up and down on my chair, throwing
Speaker 3: my scarf around my head.
Speaker 4: Do that in the EMCC bit jumping up on the
Speaker 4: chair Tom cruise.
Speaker 3: I had to well. I thought that I might level
Speaker 3: myself down to make him feel all right. But I
Speaker 3: didn't actually because I got caught up in the moment.
Speaker 4: Not surprised at that choice. Perhapsy, how was your weekend?
Speaker 2: Then I'm in the hunt for a new dryer, and
Speaker 2: I always I don't know. Something happens when I'm I'm
Speaker 2: shopping for white goods. I think I know what I want.
Speaker 2: So we go and I'll say to Chris, I know
Speaker 2: exactly what I want. Don't let me get bamboozled by
Speaker 2: all the sales.
Speaker 4: Tour all the way. Can I just ask something? Because
Speaker 4: I came back Friday after here and my wife goes, oh,
Speaker 4: it's great, can you come with me now? We need
Speaker 4: to get a new couch. Was selling our couch and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, the man the lasting order of
Speaker 4: Friday three hours And when you go and try to
Speaker 4: buy a couch. You just sit on the couches. And
Speaker 4: then she wanted me to have so much opinion. I'm
Speaker 4: just like, I don't care. It's Friday. So how did
Speaker 4: you get to drag Chris to come and see get
Speaker 4: a new drive?
Speaker 2: He didn't kind of get a choice. He was happy
Speaker 2: to come along.
Speaker 4: You going for a walk, and then suddenly you're a freedom.
Speaker 2: Like a dog taking it to Why are we at
Speaker 2: Harvey Norman.
Speaker 3: Speaking with treat.
Speaker 4: We're going to the Marca's drive few afterwards.
Speaker 2: Actually, Jack, that's a good point. You need to feed
Speaker 2: them before you take them. There's no point taking them
Speaker 2: on a hungry belly because it'll be grumpy bum the
Speaker 2: whole time. So we'd taken Audrey to ballet and had
Speaker 2: breakfast out, which was very nice to say, two of us,
Speaker 2: so he had a full tum and I can do whatever,
Speaker 2: ask him to do whatever I want once he's been fed.
Speaker 2: So we went to Harvey Norman and I knew. We
Speaker 2: walked in the door and I turned to him and
Speaker 2: I said, look, do not let me get like bamboozled
Speaker 2: by the sales rep. I know exactly what I want.
Speaker 2: I want a heat pump dryer. This is my budget.
Speaker 4: There's a heat pumped dryer.
Speaker 2: Well, this is it's a whole new learning experience because
Speaker 2: our old dryer, which has carcked it after about twenty years.
Speaker 2: It was just one of the vented vented dryers and
Speaker 2: we used to have to put it in the garage
Speaker 2: because you know, if you put it in the laundry,
Speaker 2: it fogs up all the windows and you get linked everywhere.
Speaker 3: But aren't you meant to run that pipe out somewhere,
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 2: Oh, we didn't. We just shut it in the garage.
Speaker 3: I think that's in the house.
Speaker 2: No wonder it carcked it. But the lint was that bad.
Speaker 2: You'd get in the car and you'd have to put
Speaker 2: the windscreen wipers on if it had been on, because
Speaker 2: it was just lint everywhere. It was a mess. So anyway,
Speaker 2: they say to get a heat pump because.
Speaker 4: This is actually like so you're basically living in a
Speaker 4: snow gloat every time.
Speaker 3: You dog fair and fluff.
Speaker 2: But these new heat pump ones, you can put them
Speaker 2: in the laundry. You won't get foggy windows, no condensation,
Speaker 2: And apparently they're like the bee's knees of dryers and
Speaker 2: you can hardly get the old ones anymore, like they're
Speaker 2: phasing them out. But they're also like five five star
Speaker 2: rated for energy, so they don't chew up the electricity,
Speaker 2: whereas the old ones are like one or two. So anyway,
Speaker 2: we get there and I said, Hi, we're in the
Speaker 2: in the market for a heat pump dryer. This is
Speaker 2: what I want to spend. What have you got like?
Speaker 2: Narrow it down to three options because I tend to
Speaker 2: get really confused even though I've come and with a clear.
Speaker 4: View of what. Well you said you don't want to
Speaker 4: get a.
Speaker 2: Bamboosles that's right, no Bamboosoos a very good sales rep.
Speaker 2: So what does you do? Takes me straight to the
Speaker 2: Mela section and which are very nice. In a perfect world,
Speaker 2: I would love all meale, but it's very sky.
Speaker 4: This is going to be yeah, let me tell the
Speaker 4: rest of the weekend off. Actually, husband's fat of food
Speaker 4: set couches, mate, right.
Speaker 3: They're covered in lengths thing I offer him that.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, I said to this lovely man, I said no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you didn't listen to me. No Meale. I would love
Speaker 2: in a perfect world mealae, but that's not our budget.
Speaker 2: What did I say? Our budget was hats off to you.
Speaker 2: Good try, but no not the meale. Show me something
Speaker 2: half the price. So then he took me over to
Speaker 2: something else and I said, yes, that looks good. I
Speaker 2: might have that. And he said, well, there's a slight problem.
Speaker 2: There's no stock for about three months, so I'm back
Speaker 2: to zero. So you got nothing nothing.
Speaker 4: There's nothing worse to do. One those trips you leave
Speaker 4: with nothing.
Speaker 2: Nothing, because I'm one. I want it so popular it's
Speaker 2: out of stock. And he said three months, maybe longer,
Speaker 2: we don't know. Just to get some dryer, just to
Speaker 2: get a dryer or a heat pump dryer, do they
Speaker 2: whenever you want?
Speaker 4: They got hundreds.
Speaker 3: There's something similar.
Speaker 2: I'm already confused, Jack, I've made my mind up. Don't
Speaker 2: make me mean.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you actually did get a bamboozle. Did you
Speaker 4: go on eBay anything? You must be able to get
Speaker 4: hold of it, whatever it is, your heat pump dryer.
Speaker 2: I don't like getting secondhand stuff because you don't know
Speaker 2: what you're inheriting with electric stuff, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Patsy The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 4: If you're already at work while the rest of of
Speaker 4: the city is asleep, we say liberate you every Monday morning.
Speaker 4: We call it knock on Monday. So if you all work,
Speaker 4: maybe just arriving and give us a call nine four
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Speaker 3: That's right, and you will take your pick between a
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Speaker 3: a Christian Connal Show mug or a gold one oh
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Speaker 3: new item of merchandise. What do you got the gold
Speaker 3: one oh four point three clip on hand sanitizer?
Speaker 4: So what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Remember during COVID how everybody had a different form of
Speaker 3: hand sanitizers, almost like a carabiner on it. You go
Speaker 3: mountain climbing with we've got fifteen hundred of.
Speaker 4: Them if you want to fifteen did you say fifteen hundred?
Speaker 4: Why did they need somebody?
Speaker 3: Why did we need so many?
Speaker 1: Fifteen hundred?
Speaker 3: That's so I guess I thought just COVID might last
Speaker 3: pro yes, but this is the first.
Speaker 4: We've heard of it. Who's found these? Or soe the
Speaker 4: was doing a clear up the week Breakfast show can
Speaker 4: have this on Monday.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast all.
Speaker 4: Right knock on Monday. I must have said to Jim
Speaker 4: a Gandah that I met Saturday. Well, so I was
Speaker 4: on my hands and knees measuring boxes in a shop.
Speaker 4: I need to get some boxes of a certain size. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: for the garage because we're in this kitchen renaots. We've
Speaker 4: got to move everything into the garage. So I needed
Speaker 4: boxes of a certain size. You go wandering around with
Speaker 4: the tape measure. You feel like you're somebody had a
Speaker 4: tape measure at a certain I thought, oh, I take
Speaker 4: the tape measure locked at the height. I need these
Speaker 4: boxes to be you feel officious just wandering around. People
Speaker 4: trust you with the tape measures. Well, like that guy
Speaker 4: is an adult.
Speaker 3: So you walked into the store with the tape measure locker. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: why didn't us right down the number you need it?
Speaker 4: I didn't trust myself. I was actually going to take
Speaker 4: a piece of haper with the actual size. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 4: on my hands and knees measuring these boxes and this guy,
Speaker 4: one of our listeners, goes, hey, you Christian, and I'm like, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: I'm looking for thirty three centimeter high boxes with a
Speaker 4: depth of no more than forty five centimes. If you
Speaker 4: want to help. Jim now, Jim Tommy, he's a gardener
Speaker 4: and he starts at six am. I don't want to
Speaker 4: query this at the time because I have my own boxes,
Speaker 4: not Jim. I don't see any gardening being done right now.
Speaker 4: It's at am and it's pitch black. What can you see?
Speaker 4: Wait till the sun's Yeah, I'm not sure about that,
Speaker 4: all right, So we do a knock on where if
Speaker 4: you'll work right now like garden Jim nine four one
Speaker 4: four one oh four three. We celebrate you, Jim.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Hey Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Jim, And what do you do? Why are
Speaker 4: you up so early?
Speaker 7: I mean I'm in air conditioning and actually do heating
Speaker 7: as well. And I seek to Patty's hater about two
Speaker 7: years ago because I called in when you guys, did
Speaker 7: the missus miss Busters one?
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's running beautifully. I might say it's due
Speaker 2: for a service.
Speaker 4: Though, did Jim pop round again?
Speaker 6: A problem?
Speaker 2: Touch wood? It's twenty five years old. I'm waiting for
Speaker 2: it to go to the clappers like the dryer did.
Speaker 3: But I'm hoping.
Speaker 7: It'll soon go to God.
Speaker 6: I guarantee that.
Speaker 4: I love that A technical phrase, going to God, the
Speaker 4: rainbow connection.
Speaker 3: The ceremony.
Speaker 4: It feels like Patsy puts a lot in landfill, doesn't it? Barely?
Speaker 4: Wheat goes by and some white good has been shoved
Speaker 4: in a hole in the ground. What she calls it?
Speaker 4: Going to God? Jim? What can we get you, my friend?
Speaker 4: What much would you like?
Speaker 7: I'll take a lip gloss for the missus.
Speaker 4: Ladies, lovely, I tell you what would also chuck in
Speaker 4: one of those fifteen hundred we've got of the What
Speaker 4: are they say? Everybody, whether they like it or not, Jim,
Speaker 4: have a good week, thank you. Let's get a ross here.
Speaker 4: Good morning Ross, Good morning Christian, Good morning pets, Good
Speaker 4: morning Jack running, Happy Monday. Ross. And what do you do, mate?
Speaker 8: I work at the land fill.
Speaker 4: Look whereby? Very soon fridge freezers?
Speaker 6: Sorry here we get fridges, freezers, we get tires, we
Speaker 6: get everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and already at work.
Speaker 8: I work down on the tips face, so pushing stuff
Speaker 8: around with the bulldozer. At the moment I'm calling you
Speaker 8: from the compactor, rolling on the rubbish and squashing it.
Speaker 4: Really love this Live from the Compactor. It's a new
Speaker 4: podcast I'm starting. And what can we give you, Ross?
Speaker 6: I would love a coffee moke place, of.
Speaker 4: Course you can. Ross will send you that. Have a
Speaker 4: good day. Thanks going the show. Ross.
Speaker 8: You two guys have a good one.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Darren, Good morning, hell away Christians. Come on
Speaker 4: and Darren, what do you do knock on Monday? Where
Speaker 4: do you work?
Speaker 6: I work in libraries all over Australia and New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Oh good for you, very important places libraries. And what
Speaker 4: do you do? Then?
Speaker 6: We the company I work for installs RFID technology in
Speaker 6: the libraries. So self checkout machines, security, things like that.
Speaker 4: Who is stealing the books? What do you mean security gates?
Speaker 6: You'd be surprised who steals them.
Speaker 3: But they're free.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just have to bring it back to out
Speaker 4: a lot of formal swipe it and you can read
Speaker 4: it as long as it takes Yep.
Speaker 6: There are are quite a few people who still like
Speaker 6: to think that everything is their Wow.
Speaker 4: We I mean last week we did what got stolen
Speaker 4: winning on the things. I don't know people were stealing
Speaker 4: books from the library. That's so sad about that.
Speaker 3: And the self checkout. So now you can do like
Speaker 3: you would in woolies or calls. You can scan your
Speaker 3: own books, can.
Speaker 6: You Yep, that's right. So all you do is scan
Speaker 6: your library card and so you can even scan it
Speaker 6: from your phone if you want to.
Speaker 4: Those old people that use libraries, they're not doing that.
Speaker 4: There's no way excuse can you say, well, it's the same.
Speaker 4: Don't ever want if her deal with the human or
Speaker 4: I'm just going to steal it? Darren? What can we
Speaker 4: give you? What can we get you done?
Speaker 6: I'll go for the prop with coffee man as well.
Speaker 1: Things right, you're listening to the you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Hello Ronda, Hi, I know are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Rnda? And what are you up to? What
Speaker 4: is work for you? Ronda?
Speaker 8: I'm on my way to work now cock on in
Speaker 8: about ten minutes and I'm a tram driver.
Speaker 4: Tram driver now that strikes me. It's quite a stressful
Speaker 4: job in this city because you get idiots are sort
Speaker 4: of pull in front of it and you have to
Speaker 4: ram them along. So is it a stressful job I
Speaker 4: would do if I was thet there's some idiot and
Speaker 4: Audi just putting it.
Speaker 8: It's a great job.
Speaker 4: I love it, a brilliant And what tram are you
Speaker 4: driving today? What number?
Speaker 9: I'm actually not sure until I get my table when
Speaker 9: I cook on So it could be any of the
Speaker 9: rest that we do at.
Speaker 4: Edge of both seems like a lucky dip, Roonda, What
Speaker 4: can we give you a surprise?
Speaker 8: What are my choices?
Speaker 3: You got the show pen, the show fridge magnet, the
Speaker 3: show coffee mug or a water bottle, lip barm or
Speaker 3: hand sanitizer.
Speaker 8: I'll take the coffee mag please, it's.
Speaker 4: Yours, Ronda. Do you ever do that? Do you ever
Speaker 4: do the number sixteen tram down at Sint Kilda Beach?
Speaker 4: I've got on that one, But the sixteen I do
Speaker 4: drive to sixteen, Okay, I might be on it late
Speaker 4: on today. I might ride with you today, Ronda.
Speaker 6: That's great, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Rhonda, have a lovely day. Thanks you on the show.
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.
Speaker 10: Jon.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Anya here, Good morning, Anya.
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 4: Hell are we Oh yeah, yeah, we're good happy Monday, Anya,
Speaker 4: And where are you at? What what do you do? Anya?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: I got the Little Children's Hospital Surgery.
Speaker 4: Amazing place there, and big week last week with the
Speaker 4: treating all those poor children injured in the bus crash.
Speaker 4: So it's an incredible place to work you do there,
Speaker 4: So thank you very very much.
Speaker 12: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 11: It's a privilege to work for you actually, and.
Speaker 8: Just to be cheering a to all my colleagues who
Speaker 8: came together and did such a fair person job last week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you always do. But yeah, big week
Speaker 4: for you last week. Now, Anya, what can we get you?
Speaker 4: It's a small thanksfully amazing work.
Speaker 11: You do there, A love of water bottle because we
Speaker 11: like to keep hydrated us nursery.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, yes, it feels like such a small thing to
Speaker 4: give someone with such an amazing job, worked so hard
Speaker 4: a token water bottle from us. We'll give you everything
Speaker 4: you've got. We'll give you everything we've got in the cupboard.
Speaker 4: You can have the whole cupboard, don't you.
Speaker 11: Oh okay, I'm sure not sure if we'll be happy
Speaker 11: that I'm getting more supplies?
Speaker 8: Well, oh my good use it anyway, Okay.
Speaker 3: No, I like the idea of all the nurses walking
Speaker 3: around with gold one four point three water bottles.
Speaker 4: Pretty branded and that great. All right, we'll send We'll
Speaker 4: send you a load and you thank you very much
Speaker 4: what you do and your colleagues as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: What happened to you this weekend? Tell us all about
Speaker 4: it in six words? Your six word weekend? You text
Speaker 4: it into me on four seven five three one oh
Speaker 4: four three. Mine is a silver wedding anniversary saved. I
Speaker 4: was sharing last week how because I've been overseas me
Speaker 4: to Ireland. My wife and I just hadn't arranged anything
Speaker 4: for silver wedding anniversary, which is a looking thing today
Speaker 4: because it's a really special day for us tomorrow twenty
Speaker 4: five years today together. And so I now have something
Speaker 4: which I'll be surprising my wife with tomorrow. But we
Speaker 4: are flying away on Friday bus. All she knows at
Speaker 4: the moment might call her life on. I do like
Speaker 4: a winter's day, you.
Speaker 3: Have one, and then what are you doing on the
Speaker 3: actual day tomorrow? Do you still go out for dinner tomorrow?
Speaker 4: That's to be arranged today A lot at the moment
Speaker 4: of front loading. You are flyaway today wills up up
Speaker 4: eleven air Friday day. So yees still to be decided.
Speaker 2: What is happening then, But it's such a great achievement
Speaker 2: twenty five years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel very proud, actually, Patsy. It's twenty five
Speaker 4: years of love and laughter, a NonStop lollaform. But yeah,
Speaker 4: we still managed yesterday to have a good old argument
Speaker 4: for twenty minutes. Felt like an argument we've been having
Speaker 4: in various shapes since I was for the last twenty
Speaker 4: five years, I said, And it's still going to be
Speaker 4: even when we get into our golden one of us
Speaker 4: in twenty five years, we're still having this kind of
Speaker 4: low level argument about me not seeing the detail and
Speaker 4: some stuff that needs to be arranged. Jack, you boy,
Speaker 4: what is your five word weekend? Six word weekend?
Speaker 3: I've got a hack for tired parents that I stumbled
Speaker 3: upon yesterday. My son's at an age now where you
Speaker 3: kind of have to keep him entertained all the time.
Speaker 4: Oh, well done, you've well, we've worked out what parent
Speaker 4: his is about.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's never ending his head when the weekend comes. Yes,
Speaker 3: for pretty much twenty four hours a day, you're trying
Speaker 3: to keep him entertained. If you let him go off
Speaker 3: on his own. His game is to take stuff out
Speaker 3: of the bathroom drawers, put him in the bin, or
Speaker 3: put him in the toilet. So you've got to play
Speaker 3: with him if you want your stuff.
Speaker 4: And it's amazing now that he's walking, don't you find
Speaker 4: They will find danger so quickly, in seconds you can
Speaker 4: I just checked him like zero point three seconds ago.
Speaker 4: How's he got there? He Once they get those legs,
Speaker 4: they use them very quickly.
Speaker 3: So I invented a game yesterday where Gordon had to
Speaker 3: put me to sleep. So I actually climbed into his
Speaker 3: cot and he had to pass me things through the cut.
Speaker 4: You're like six fire.
Speaker 3: At first, I wasn't sure if it would take my way,
Speaker 3: but I was so desperate to try the game. And
Speaker 3: now it's going to be something I play all the
Speaker 3: time because actually late all I had to do was
Speaker 3: lay down and say, you have to put me to sleep.
Speaker 3: So he brings me a book, he brings me a blanket,
Speaker 3: he brought me a toy that plays a lullaby.
Speaker 4: And what a great game, because now works out you
Speaker 4: get to have a rest every day. The guys of
Speaker 4: entertaining my son.
Speaker 3: Not only that, the game finished with Biankee came in
Speaker 3: the room, put the blinds down, and Banker said, all right,
Speaker 3: now we say good night to Jack. You didn't actually
Speaker 3: go to forty five minutes.
Speaker 4: That is winning at being a dad. So is that
Speaker 4: back on today?
Speaker 3: No, I'll save it for the weekend. It's a bit
Speaker 3: of a cramp sleep because my knees are up to
Speaker 3: my chest. But still rejuvenate.
Speaker 1: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: As Young Gordon got on like a TV show and
Speaker 4: I think he's into a watch it at.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, miss Rachel. She he's just on YouTube. It's
Speaker 3: essentially like imagine Sesame Street. But she makes it at
Speaker 3: her house. What wow?
Speaker 4: And because does that buy you half an hour? How
Speaker 4: long are the episodes? No?
Speaker 3: She goes for an hour, perfect, and he is addicted,
Speaker 3: Like you can't police head away from the table.
Speaker 4: They're messms, do, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Yeah. I could start banging drums behind him and he
Speaker 3: wouldn't turn around. He loves that thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you kid yourself that they're being educated Einstein.
Speaker 4: You know it's going to be like an iron stocking.
Speaker 4: All right, so we're talking about what happened over your weekend.
Speaker 4: Tell us about it. Six word weekend. Anthony pregnant wife,
Speaker 4: moving houses equal stress. That is way too much stress.
Speaker 4: Anthony Jackie turned fifty two on Saturday, getting old Christian
Speaker 4: binged ten pound poms. Great show that's from Chris and
Speaker 4: King's Park. Awesome day yesterday my son turned seven. It
Speaker 4: was magical. Good morning Christians. Sorry mate, but I watched
Speaker 4: your team so to get the gate at the weekend.
Speaker 4: Why would you do that to me? Yeah we're going
Speaker 4: down yeah bright and beat us three to one at
Speaker 4: the weekend. Shocking. Patsy, what's your six world weekend?
Speaker 2: Would you like some afternoon tea? I went and did
Speaker 2: the grocery shop yesterday for the week and I got
Speaker 2: home and I was a bit, you know, bit bamboozle
Speaker 2: that it was really busy the supermud. I hate doing
Speaker 2: the groceries, especially on a Sunday.
Speaker 4: Oh. I don't know what it is. I find that
Speaker 4: the drifters come out.
Speaker 8: They do.
Speaker 4: I mean people that have got no clear shopping list
Speaker 4: just wander the aisles and then do this move where
Speaker 4: they just stop in the.
Speaker 2: Middle and have a conversation.
Speaker 4: There should be lanes right way. If you used a
Speaker 4: Dowdler and that you're staying at the doordless lanement. Don't
Speaker 4: just stop in the middle. There might be someone else
Speaker 4: behind you moving a course.
Speaker 2: They need like a slow lane in the left and
Speaker 2: a faster It is like.
Speaker 4: The zombie day on a Sunday. You don't want to
Speaker 4: go anywhere near on a Sunday.
Speaker 2: I like to get in and out in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: And also you can never get a roast chalk on
Speaker 2: a Sunday. It's like someone's come and.
Speaker 4: Brought about empty that retiary bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Anyway, I got home and Chris said, I'm going
Speaker 2: to put kettle on. Would you like some afternoon tea?
Speaker 4: And I thought is that code?
Speaker 2: I thought, that's really odd? Is that euphanism for afternoon
Speaker 2: to Yeah? And Audie was up at the grandparents and
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 4: Oh, my ears sort of primped up and sugar bea.
Speaker 2: You ain't got a mug out? And I said, oh,
Speaker 2: I thought you meant would you like some afternoon tea
Speaker 2: as in some wine, special cuddles, And he goes, no,
Speaker 2: just making you a cup of tea. That's very disappointed.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Every Monday, a brand new episode of my new podcast
Speaker 4: drops it's called the Stuff of Legends. Each week mean,
Speaker 4: I guess they tell me about the three most important
Speaker 4: treasured objects in their life. First season got people like
Speaker 4: Ricky Gervais, Hamish Blake, Matthew McConaughey. Last week's episode was
Speaker 4: a beautiful chap lost of lovely emails about it about
Speaker 4: from Amanda Keller. Eric Banner is next week. This week episode,
Speaker 4: which is out now, is so one Alnely a very smart,
Speaker 4: very funny, lovely man. I'm a big fan of Sean macarliff.
Speaker 4: Here's a bit of our chat talking about chartered toys.
Speaker 4: I never kept any of my own. My father would
Speaker 4: my father, this is a terrible admission to make, would
Speaker 4: use the incinerator to burn my old books. You say
Speaker 4: earlier on you were trying to airbrush your childhood. Got
Speaker 4: this dad with an incinerator.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's got a pitchfork with their books on it,
Speaker 10: and he's trying out the fancy books.
Speaker 4: Sure, and I've told you about this.
Speaker 3: We don't need that there but the bear.
Speaker 10: Oh, it's an instrument of a devil in yes, ear
Speaker 10: flaming roupe at the bear.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 10: You know books that you know Mary Tortles books I'm
Speaker 10: talked to the original one. So this is in the
Speaker 10: nineteen forties. Man, they could burn my person.
Speaker 4: To burn the books in the forties was hit. Yes,
Speaker 4: I'm not drawing a line from him to your dad. No, no, dad,
Speaker 4: my dad was.
Speaker 10: I should point out my dad was not a Nazi,
Speaker 10: the opposite of the Nazi.
Speaker 4: I'd hate the Herold's Sun to get hold of this.
Speaker 4: I'll get it.
Speaker 10: They'll tell the story. They listen to this, they'll troll
Speaker 10: through this podcast and fine, Natty.
Speaker 4: Always trying to draw nasty links to your short. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's fair. Any publicity is good published. Yes, your question.
Speaker 4: It helps the book. Yes, it's such a funny guy.
Speaker 4: It's great, Coupy. It's out now, the stuff of legends.
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Speaker 1: Listening to the Christian O Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What couldn't you turn off over the weekend? We've got
Speaker 4: one of those dicens. Yeah, you charge it up and
Speaker 4: then you use it. This thing just wouldn't turn off.
Speaker 4: How to take it out, to take it outside and
Speaker 4: just place it on the deck and let it just
Speaker 4: run out. The dogs and the cat were just staring
Speaker 4: at like. I was like, it will stop. Please tell
Speaker 4: me it's going to stop. Christian, I couldn't turn off
Speaker 4: my ducted heating for twelve hours. The house is getting
Speaker 4: hotter and hotter. The cats were sitting in the bath.
Speaker 4: I had my bathers on Katie Zoey Christian in the
Speaker 4: In nineteen eighty we had our family holiday to Europe,
Speaker 4: went to Ibither. We arrived in the evening. The first
Speaker 4: thing my mom did was to turn on the hot
Speaker 4: tap and the shower to see if the water was hot.
Speaker 4: The tap came off in her hand because the water
Speaker 4: was indeed very hot. She couldn't script back on because
Speaker 4: it was like piping hot, so we had to call
Speaker 4: hotel maintenance. By the time they arrived there, WHI took
Speaker 4: age as water was flat flowing out of the bathroom
Speaker 4: under the door to the room and heading down the
Speaker 4: corridor to the stairs at the hotel reception.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Right now. You can give us a call tell us
Speaker 4: what you couldn't turn off. Hey, Christian, I couldn't turn
Speaker 4: off the soft serve machine at pizza many years ago.
Speaker 4: I was twelve. You would have thought they were we
Speaker 4: amazing as a twelve year old, but there comes a
Speaker 4: point we're standing in puddles and puddles of ice cream.
Speaker 4: It's not okay. They turned off eventually by unplugging it.
Speaker 4: That's Sarah, Tracy. Yes, Tracy, why couldn't you turn off?
Speaker 13: My I was my mum's car.
Speaker 4: So what happened?
Speaker 13: It was about just twenty thirty years ago. So we
Speaker 13: got a key cup for the car and needed a
Speaker 13: spare key, so got the key caut We did some
Speaker 13: shopping and what not. Drove home going to turn the
Speaker 13: car off and it wouldn't turn off, couldn't pull the
Speaker 13: key out, do anything, so just had to leave it
Speaker 13: go and rang up the locksmith and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 13: we'll come out as soon as possible. Took them about
Speaker 13: two over two hours. The carr and read it out
Speaker 13: of fuel in the meantime, and yeah, they had to
Speaker 13: come out, take the whole barrel out and do a
Speaker 13: few things.
Speaker 4: So yeah, incredible story, Tracy. Thank you very much for sharing, mate,
Speaker 4: Have a good day. No, right, thank you, thank you. Emma. Hey, Hello,
Speaker 4: what couldn't be turned off?
Speaker 8: A toy helicopter?
Speaker 4: All right? So one of these remote controls were remote control.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were down by the beach and
Speaker 8: my mate brought my then five year old and a
Speaker 8: toy helicopter and I think this is all fun and
Speaker 8: turns it on and next thing we notice it's got
Speaker 8: metal blades. So my husband's quickly going up, No good,
Speaker 8: take the batteries out of the control. It didn't turn off.
Speaker 8: It's come for us, metal blades swinging around next to
Speaker 8: you know, it goes in the water, so we okay,
Speaker 8: that's all good. It comes back out of.
Speaker 4: The water from the Transformer movie, is it. It wouldn't die, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, We've all hit the sand.
Speaker 13: We're like that.
Speaker 8: We've just left it there. Come back a couple of
Speaker 8: hours later and it's finally turned off.
Speaker 4: So it was just flying around for a couple of hours.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it just had no battery. We took
Speaker 8: the batteries out and we thought, right, once it's gone
Speaker 8: in the water, surely it would it would die. But
Speaker 8: his fingers rose back up and came for us.
Speaker 4: Emma, thank you very much, the story mate. Have a
Speaker 4: good day, do you see.
Speaker 13: Thanks.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Jessick. Good morning, jess.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: How are you I'm good, Jess, so with a great weekend,
Speaker 4: And what couldn't you turn off?
Speaker 12: My car?
Speaker 4: I think that's worse than.
Speaker 9: The car.
Speaker 14: Having through Port Melbourne in the middle of teak hour.
Speaker 14: It got stuck permanently on and then I got stuck
Speaker 14: outside my office for about an hour waiting for RCV
Speaker 14: to come and just connected.
Speaker 4: It embarrassing, so irritating, especially because everyone has been looking around.
Speaker 4: It's so aggressive, isn't it to have a horn to the.
Speaker 13: Looks I got?
Speaker 14: And when you're a five foot tall female in the
Speaker 14: deep beet Marena everyone in the way?
Speaker 3: Is it another motorist? You'd be like, what are we
Speaker 3: doing wrong?
Speaker 4: Collectively moving at the same speed? Jess. That's a great story.
Speaker 4: Was send your price? Thank you very much to give
Speaker 4: us a call mate?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Have a great day, are you Jess? All right? What
Speaker 4: can you turn off? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question Carls Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What couldn't you turn off?
Speaker 9: Couldn't actually turn off? I put a croissant through the
Speaker 9: conveyor belt, the hotel conveyor belt, and I could not
Speaker 9: turned the conveyor belt off, and the croissant caught file well.
Speaker 4: A flaming croissants. What a scene breakfast at the hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 4: those those sort of conveyor belt toasters that only exist
Speaker 4: in hotels, right, I don't even think of us general
Speaker 4: public can even buy those things.
Speaker 3: Fad be so so as well, and once you got
Speaker 3: a piece of bread in there or a croissant, there's
Speaker 3: no way of getting it back and tow it's done
Speaker 3: its full loop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always some old guy stood by it as well,
Speaker 4: guarding his toast. Okay, so anyone steals.
Speaker 12: It, absolutely, And by the time it had come out
Speaker 12: and someone had come over and flatting the napkin, I
Speaker 12: had a black crests on and there was flames. Everybody
Speaker 12: was looking and all I wanted to find was the
Speaker 12: electrical switch, but apparently was under the bench. So I
Speaker 12: had no hope.
Speaker 4: Those hotel toasters, the convey belt one only have two
Speaker 4: molds where it's barely done anything or new to there's
Speaker 4: no number three set again and waiting an hour.
Speaker 12: Well, look Christian in their defense, after the fact, I
Speaker 12: did see the sign that said please do not put
Speaker 12: croissants and pastries through the toaster. I don't like that,
Speaker 12: but needless to say, I've never done this again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you know what we should do? A phone
Speaker 4: in too, My, you didn't read the sign. Oh don't press,
Speaker 4: don't go in there, don't touch. That's a great one.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. You give us a cool mate.
Speaker 4: Really made us laugh. Thank you.
Speaker 8: No worries.
Speaker 4: It's got a Kylie now, good morning, Kylie.
Speaker 11: Hey Christian, here you going.
Speaker 4: I'm good. What couldn't you turn off?
Speaker 11: I couldn't turn off the treadmill at the gym.
Speaker 4: Hope you can get off it though?
Speaker 11: Oh no, I couldn't. I was running faster and faster,
Speaker 11: and you know, you just keep thinking, oh I can
Speaker 11: cope with this, and you keep pushing the faster, faster,
Speaker 11: faster button. While I was going that fast, that's the
Speaker 11: spit off the back of it. And I didn't thing
Speaker 11: to like stop and jump my legs out.
Speaker 12: All I could do was go help, excuse me, excuse me,
Speaker 12: damnseon in distress, Oh my god, until mister muscleman comes
Speaker 12: over and just goes, just stop it.
Speaker 13: Love.
Speaker 3: And I always my biggest fear is being that person
Speaker 3: in the gym that needs help from him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's terrible, and you have to go help bigger chats,
Speaker 4: help this little man here and distress. Oh kindie, that's
Speaker 4: sort of thing where you'd have to leave that gym. Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I need to cancel my membership, are you the yeah.
Speaker 3: Don't worry way, Usually you can't cancel.
Speaker 4: It's a refund. All right, thank you very much, kindie.
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Speaker 4: I live in a town called Albany in w A
Speaker 4: and always hear it mentioning James Bay's song let It Go.
Speaker 4: Original line why don't you be me? And why don't
Speaker 4: you be you? And RB me RB me for me?
Speaker 1: Why don't you me.
Speaker 4: In aw me? Hear it in now? Isabella is her
Speaker 4: in her own town Albany mentioned by James Bay, why
Speaker 4: don't you be you and RB me in Albany?
Speaker 1: Why don't you me.
Speaker 4: A in there? Yeah, I hear that. Kylie's got this
Speaker 4: from Madonna. Young girls with eyes like dessert? Or is
Speaker 4: it a young girl with eyes like potatoes? The young
Speaker 4: girl with enough there isn't it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I wanted to be there. We'll help you a lying
Speaker 4: Kylie because Michael Baker Christian I'm a big Toto fan.
Speaker 4: I've got one for him. Hold the line. It's not
Speaker 4: in the way you've been treating my friends.
Speaker 3: It's not in the way you empty.
Speaker 4: Now Michael is hearing it. It's not in the way
Speaker 4: you've been treating my plants.
Speaker 1: It's not in the way you empty bad.
Speaker 4: I'm hearing my plants in.
Speaker 3: The way you indeed, Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 4: So Michael never has got this by lamb of God,
Speaker 4: shut it down, show huge, He's got them Live in
Speaker 4: session this morning, after nine. Never, when did you hear this?
Speaker 4: In which radio station is playing such music? The Lamb
Speaker 4: of God. He's hearing Simon cow there's Simon cow Oh
Speaker 4: my god, that might be the best of the well
Speaker 4: we never there is amazing Simon cown s, O God,
Speaker 4: that is so good. Neville Howard take about this Hall
Speaker 4: of Favor and Georgia Cooper's got to Rhiannon Fleetwood mac Rhiannon.
Speaker 4: George is actually hearing the classic teenage.
Speaker 3: Yeah nah Australia.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really like that world on George Us. But
Speaker 4: today the miss hurd lyrics one by Simon Cowe one
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Speaker 4: always whenever you miss heard them, email me Christian at
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Speaker 4: This time on Friday show, we were helping jack Post
Speaker 4: get ready. It's formed a friendship with this lovely guy.
Speaker 4: Jackson's moved last year and he's gone an elderly neighbor
Speaker 4: and they were about to go on a big thing
Speaker 4: for them and they were leaving their neighborhood. And whether
Speaker 4: the friendship has existed to go to the g to
Speaker 4: the dream Time amazing game as rival fans, but come
Speaker 4: together as friends.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: On Friday, you were nervous about because this is a
Speaker 4: it's a big undertaking. It's a couple of hours. You
Speaker 4: worried about small talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is not just bumping into him at the
Speaker 3: dog park anymore. This would be I was worried about
Speaker 3: it being close to five hours of NonStop chat, and
Speaker 3: it turns out it's a non.
Speaker 4: Stop chat.
Speaker 3: Unplugged because he messaged me. The game mind You was
Speaker 3: at seven forty start, he texted me, and because in
Speaker 3: the members it's first come, first served with seats, he said,
Speaker 3: so we should get there early. How about we get
Speaker 3: on the train at four o'clock to get there at
Speaker 3: five o'clock. You're looking at seven hours almost. I've chatted
Speaker 3: to Phil, so I said no, no, I'll meet you
Speaker 3: there later. And I got there just before the game started. Thankfully.
Speaker 3: He also had his nephew along there and as soon
Speaker 3: as he I'll hang.
Speaker 4: On a minute. Because last week you asked Rio and
Speaker 4: I are fair, should you bring somebody? I said, you
Speaker 4: can't do that because it look to him like you
Speaker 4: don't think he's enough. He obviously, here's Friday show and
Speaker 4: he's struggling. I need a backup. I need a human.
Speaker 3: Icebreaker, because doesn't it it flows so much easy when
Speaker 3: you have three people, two people demands space.
Speaker 4: A part of you felt like, oh, he doesn't think
Speaker 4: that I'll be engaging.
Speaker 3: No, I thought, thank you. It was like, now, now
Speaker 3: this character, Digby, who I've never met, but the character
Speaker 3: he's going to help keep it afloat. And it actually
Speaker 3: turned out that it was no problem to keep the
Speaker 3: conversation going, and because the matter was such an amazing mass,
Speaker 3: had everybody's attention. Then on the way home, we're on
Speaker 3: the train and he said, you know what, I actually
Speaker 3: heard the show on Friday, and you guys practicing and
Speaker 3: rehearsing icebreakers so much show that I wrote had written
Speaker 3: my own icebreakers list just in case we needed it.
Speaker 4: So did you see it?
Speaker 3: He showed it to me. He's a handwritten letter of that.
Speaker 3: I've taken a photo of what my elderly neighbor thought
Speaker 3: might be interesting conversation points for us to talk about it.
Speaker 4: So what was he going to talk about?
Speaker 3: The weather? Some of these some of these he's written
Speaker 3: and crossed out, like he wrote bad Breath and then
Speaker 3: crossed it out as if that was going to be
Speaker 3: a dead end. But then the weather he's given a
Speaker 3: big tick, no one wearing a mask on the train
Speaker 3: tick the young have no respect for the elderly.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is like Neil Mitchell's running order for
Speaker 4: today you no elderly novels are wearing masks.
Speaker 3: The weather he wrote wind and then put across through wind.
Speaker 4: I guess again that was until he bak to the weather,
Speaker 4: write Wendy here at the g isn't it?
Speaker 3: And then he has everything he's written in black pen
Speaker 3: and then in blue pen down the bottom as if
Speaker 3: he's about to leave the house, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I just thought of one more. He's written sex in
Speaker 3: the sixties.
Speaker 4: What in the nineteen sixties? I think, so did you
Speaker 4: start talking about that? Actually?
Speaker 3: I wonder if he meant though we didn't get down
Speaker 3: to sex in the sixties. I wonder if he meant
Speaker 3: him having sex in the nineteen sixties, or what it's
Speaker 3: like to have sex now in his sixties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to clown text him now just was
Speaker 4: probably way. We never got to it.
Speaker 3: We just wanted some clorification on your final talking for it.
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Speaker 4: The show tomorrow. Then we're looking for two ways that
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Speaker 4: after hearing this from Kylie, why did you have to
Speaker 4: cry out for help?
Speaker 11: I couldn't turn off the treadmill at the gym. I
Speaker 11: was running faster and faster and keep thinking, oh, I
Speaker 11: can cope with this, and you keep pushing the faster, faster,
Speaker 11: faster button. While I was going that fast, I was
Speaker 11: about to spit off the back of it, and I
Speaker 11: didn't think to like stop and jump my legs out.
Speaker 12: All I could do was go help, give me, excuse me,
Speaker 12: ex give me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see your stories about why did you cry out
Speaker 4: for help and you didn't see the sign.
Speaker 12: I put a croissant through the hotel conveyor belt and
Speaker 12: I could not turn the conveyor belt off and the
Speaker 12: croissant court file. Everybody was looking. After the fact, I
Speaker 12: did see the sign that said please do not put
Speaker 12: croissants and pastries through the toe stuff.
Speaker 4: All right, So you can email your stories Christian at
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