WEBVTT - FULL: Grumpy Bum The Whole Time 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.880 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.760 I've got a thing for antics, It's one of my hobbies. 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:14.840 I've had my coffee. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:20.440 Cool, what about the screech Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.960 O four point three, Good morning, it's Monday morning, Christian 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:25.599 O'Connell show. 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:27.320 Good morning, Jack morning, guys, come. 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:30.080 On and Patsy, how was everybody's weekends? 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:32.159 Huge win for the bumbas Saturday night. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.280 Or ONPM? 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.239 How can you not say at one point victory? I 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.600 was right there, almost on the boundary line. I feel 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.239 like a game is always on the losing end. Of 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:49.159 those close games. Collingwood alone to us every time we 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.559 play them, it seems we lose by a point to 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:56.040 be in the winning position. I couldn't actually believe the ground. 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:59.840 It's actually changed. You coming today buzzing. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:01.440 You've got the best jack post all this week. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.960 Wow, I was in a sale year. Actually, I wouldn't 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.000 just narrow it down to a week. And how was 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.360 it with your neighbor? Because you were you took your 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:09.840 neighbor and this was like a big mandate. 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:11.760 Yeah, I guess that was the only tricky part is 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:15.920 my neighbor who invited me and he's MCC members. He 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.000 brought me to the special members. He's Richmond supporter. So 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.639 while I'm jumping up and down on my chair, throwing 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:23.800 my scarf around my head. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.880 Do that in the EMCC bit jumping up on the 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:27.880 chair Tom cruise. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:33.040 I had to well. I thought that I might level 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:35.160 myself down to make him feel all right. But I 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.400 didn't actually because I got caught up in the moment. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.720 Not surprised at that choice. Perhapsy, how was your weekend? 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:43.440 Then I'm in the hunt for a new dryer, and 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.920 I always I don't know. Something happens when I'm I'm 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.760 shopping for white goods. I think I know what I want. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.080 So we go and I'll say to Chris, I know 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:55.760 exactly what I want. Don't let me get bamboozled by 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.880 all the sales. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.280 Tour all the way. Can I just ask something? Because 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.680 I came back Friday after here and my wife goes, oh, 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:04.000 it's great, can you come with me now? We need 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.720 to get a new couch. Was selling our couch and 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.120 I was like, oh, the man the lasting order of 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.960 Friday three hours And when you go and try to 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:13.640 buy a couch. You just sit on the couches. And 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.200 then she wanted me to have so much opinion. I'm 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:20.120 just like, I don't care. It's Friday. So how did 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:21.880 you get to drag Chris to come and see get 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:22.480 a new drive? 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.680 He didn't kind of get a choice. He was happy 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:25.200 to come along. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:29.600 You going for a walk, and then suddenly you're a freedom. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:33.960 Like a dog taking it to Why are we at 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:35.079 Harvey Norman. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:35.640 Speaking with treat. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.280 We're going to the Marca's drive few afterwards. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.600 Actually, Jack, that's a good point. You need to feed 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.320 them before you take them. There's no point taking them 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.959 on a hungry belly because it'll be grumpy bum the 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:49.680 whole time. So we'd taken Audrey to ballet and had 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.840 breakfast out, which was very nice to say, two of us, 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.160 so he had a full tum and I can do whatever, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.800 ask him to do whatever I want once he's been fed. 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:00.680 So we went to Harvey Norman and I knew. We 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.519 walked in the door and I turned to him and 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:06.960 I said, look, do not let me get like bamboozled 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.119 by the sales rep. I know exactly what I want. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.960 I want a heat pump dryer. This is my budget. 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:13.680 There's a heat pumped dryer. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.200 Well, this is it's a whole new learning experience because 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.959 our old dryer, which has carcked it after about twenty years. 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.920 It was just one of the vented vented dryers and 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.880 we used to have to put it in the garage 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.560 because you know, if you put it in the laundry, 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:29.440 it fogs up all the windows and you get linked everywhere. 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:32.600 But aren't you meant to run that pipe out somewhere, 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:33.040 are you? 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.160 Oh, we didn't. We just shut it in the garage. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:39.520 I think that's in the house. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.280 No wonder it carcked it. But the lint was that bad. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.000 You'd get in the car and you'd have to put 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.000 the windscreen wipers on if it had been on, because 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.800 it was just lint everywhere. It was a mess. So anyway, 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.960 they say to get a heat pump because. 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.480 This is actually like so you're basically living in a 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.320 snow gloat every time. 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.320 You dog fair and fluff. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.240 But these new heat pump ones, you can put them 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.880 in the laundry. You won't get foggy windows, no condensation, 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:09.120 And apparently they're like the bee's knees of dryers and 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.880 you can hardly get the old ones anymore, like they're 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.520 phasing them out. But they're also like five five star 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.400 rated for energy, so they don't chew up the electricity, 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:20.960 whereas the old ones are like one or two. So anyway, 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.679 we get there and I said, Hi, we're in the 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:26.120 in the market for a heat pump dryer. This is 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.279 what I want to spend. What have you got like? 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.520 Narrow it down to three options because I tend to 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.279 get really confused even though I've come and with a clear. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:35.560 View of what. Well you said you don't want to 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:35.760 get a. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.159 Bamboosles that's right, no Bamboosoos a very good sales rep. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:40.919 So what does you do? Takes me straight to the 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:45.599 Mela section and which are very nice. In a perfect world, 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.880 I would love all meale, but it's very sky. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:50.880 This is going to be yeah, let me tell the 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:55.280 rest of the weekend off. Actually, husband's fat of food 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.200 set couches, mate, right. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.840 They're covered in lengths thing I offer him that. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:05.600 Well, anyway, I said to this lovely man, I said no, no, no, no, no, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.560 you didn't listen to me. No Meale. I would love 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.000 in a perfect world mealae, but that's not our budget. 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:14.040 What did I say? Our budget was hats off to you. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:17.040 Good try, but no not the meale. Show me something 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.800 half the price. So then he took me over to 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.520 something else and I said, yes, that looks good. I 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.599 might have that. And he said, well, there's a slight problem. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.839 There's no stock for about three months, so I'm back 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.040 to zero. So you got nothing nothing. 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:32.040 There's nothing worse to do. One those trips you leave 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:32.960 with nothing. 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:35.560 Nothing, because I'm one. I want it so popular it's 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.279 out of stock. And he said three months, maybe longer, 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.440 we don't know. Just to get some dryer, just to 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.599 get a dryer or a heat pump dryer, do they 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:43.760 whenever you want? 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:45.080 They got hundreds. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:46.320 There's something similar. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.960 I'm already confused, Jack, I've made my mind up. Don't 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:49.320 make me mean. 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.039 Sounds like you actually did get a bamboozle. Did you 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.560 go on eBay anything? You must be able to get 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.440 hold of it, whatever it is, your heat pump dryer. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.880 I don't like getting secondhand stuff because you don't know 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.640 what you're inheriting with electric stuff, all. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:05.320 Right, Patsy The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:09.479 Today is World Speed Awareness Day. 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Let's give it to Tim for 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:51.320 room Room with a View. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.920 And Tim and Janong Christian Connells Show podcast. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:58.320 If you're already at work while the rest of of 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.320 the city is asleep, we say liberate you every Monday morning. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.760 We call it knock on Monday. So if you all work, 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.280 maybe just arriving and give us a call nine four 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.920 one four one oh four three fro Embracing the grinds 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:13.880 we have from merchandise view Jack is once more chance 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:15.720 of the merchant list. 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You go 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:48.120 mountain climbing with we've got fifteen hundred of. 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:52.120 Them if you want to fifteen did you say fifteen hundred? 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:54.680 Why did they need somebody? 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:55.839 Why did we need so many? 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:57.439 Fifteen hundred? 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.800 That's so I guess I thought just COVID might last 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.880 pro yes, but this is the first. 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.959 We've heard of it. Who's found these? Or soe the 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:10.040 was doing a clear up the week Breakfast show can 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.040 have this on Monday. 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:16.240 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast all. 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:20.400 Right knock on Monday. I must have said to Jim 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.080 a Gandah that I met Saturday. Well, so I was 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.520 on my hands and knees measuring boxes in a shop. 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:29.760 I need to get some boxes of a certain size. No, no, no, 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:32.559 for the garage because we're in this kitchen renaots. We've 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.439 got to move everything into the garage. So I needed 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.360 boxes of a certain size. You go wandering around with 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:41.240 the tape measure. You feel like you're somebody had a 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.040 tape measure at a certain I thought, oh, I take 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.040 the tape measure locked at the height. I need these 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:48.480 boxes to be you feel officious just wandering around. People 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.640 trust you with the tape measures. Well, like that guy 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:51.520 is an adult. 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:54.920 So you walked into the store with the tape measure locker. Yes, yeah, 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:56.720 why didn't us right down the number you need it? 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:01.400 I didn't trust myself. I was actually going to take 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:05.520 a piece of haper with the actual size. Anyway, I'm 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.080 on my hands and knees measuring these boxes and this guy, 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:13.400 one of our listeners, goes, hey, you Christian, and I'm like, yes, yes, yes, 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:18.199 I'm looking for thirty three centimeter high boxes with a 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.520 depth of no more than forty five centimes. If you 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:22.880 want to help. Jim now, Jim Tommy, he's a gardener 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.920 and he starts at six am. I don't want to 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.240 query this at the time because I have my own boxes, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.040 not Jim. I don't see any gardening being done right now. 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.680 It's at am and it's pitch black. What can you see? 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.920 Wait till the sun's Yeah, I'm not sure about that, 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:38.679 all right, So we do a knock on where if 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:41.439 you'll work right now like garden Jim nine four one 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.959 four one oh four three. We celebrate you, Jim. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.319 Good morning, Hey Christian, how are you? 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:49.920 I'm good, Jim, And what do you do? Why are 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:50.679 you up so early? 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:55.720 I mean I'm in air conditioning and actually do heating 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.960 as well. And I seek to Patty's hater about two 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:01.160 years ago because I called in when you guys, did 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:02.760 the missus miss Busters one? 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.400 Yes, and it's running beautifully. I might say it's due 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:06.000 for a service. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:09.080 Though, did Jim pop round again? 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:10.880 A problem? 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.120 Touch wood? It's twenty five years old. I'm waiting for 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.319 it to go to the clappers like the dryer did. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:16.880 But I'm hoping. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.479 It'll soon go to God. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:20.280 I guarantee that. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.120 I love that A technical phrase, going to God, the 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:24.359 rainbow connection. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:24.840 The ceremony. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:29.000 It feels like Patsy puts a lot in landfill, doesn't it? Barely? 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.400 Wheat goes by and some white good has been shoved 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:34.640 in a hole in the ground. What she calls it? 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.959 Going to God? Jim? What can we get you, my friend? 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:38.960 What much would you like? 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:45.679 I'll take a lip gloss for the missus. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.600 Ladies, lovely, I tell you what would also chuck in 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.720 one of those fifteen hundred we've got of the What 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:53.240 are they say? Everybody, whether they like it or not, Jim, 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:56.679 have a good week, thank you. Let's get a ross here. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:00.160 Good morning Ross, Good morning Christian, Good morning pets, Good 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:04.080 morning Jack running, Happy Monday. Ross. And what do you do, mate? 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:05.760 I work at the land fill. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:10.440 Look whereby? Very soon fridge freezers? 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.640 Sorry here we get fridges, freezers, we get tires, we 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:14.280 get everything. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.280 Yeah, and already at work. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.880 I work down on the tips face, so pushing stuff 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.520 around with the bulldozer. At the moment I'm calling you 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.520 from the compactor, rolling on the rubbish and squashing it. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.520 Really love this Live from the Compactor. It's a new 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.640 podcast I'm starting. And what can we give you, Ross? 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:33.880 I would love a coffee moke place, of. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.880 Course you can. Ross will send you that. Have a 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:37.400 good day. Thanks going the show. Ross. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:38.920 You two guys have a good one. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.280 Thank you. Darren, Good morning, hell away Christians. Come on 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.480 and Darren, what do you do knock on Monday? Where 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:44.920 do you work? 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.360 I work in libraries all over Australia and New Zealand. 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.760 Oh good for you, very important places libraries. And what 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:51.320 do you do? Then? 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:56.559 We the company I work for installs RFID technology in 0:13:56.600 --> 0:14:00.880 the libraries. So self checkout machines, security, things like that. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:04.040 Who is stealing the books? What do you mean security gates? 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.160 You'd be surprised who steals them. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.120 But they're free. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.679 Yeah, you just have to bring it back to out 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.720 a lot of formal swipe it and you can read 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:13.920 it as long as it takes Yep. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.959 There are are quite a few people who still like 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.960 to think that everything is their Wow. 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:21.960 We I mean last week we did what got stolen 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.000 winning on the things. I don't know people were stealing 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.000 books from the library. That's so sad about that. 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:27.760 And the self checkout. So now you can do like 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:29.520 you would in woolies or calls. You can scan your 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:30.200 own books, can. 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.960 You Yep, that's right. So all you do is scan 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.320 your library card and so you can even scan it 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:36.400 from your phone if you want to. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.000 Those old people that use libraries, they're not doing that. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:45.000 There's no way excuse can you say, well, it's the same. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.080 Don't ever want if her deal with the human or 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:52.480 I'm just going to steal it? Darren? What can we 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:54.160 give you? What can we get you done? 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:56.440 I'll go for the prop with coffee man as well. 0:14:56.440 --> 0:15:01.560 Things right, you're listening to the you know, Carl's Show podcast. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.080 Hello Ronda, Hi, I know are you? 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.040 I'm good Rnda? And what are you up to? What 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.080 is work for you? Ronda? 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.120 I'm on my way to work now cock on in 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.680 about ten minutes and I'm a tram driver. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.400 Tram driver now that strikes me. It's quite a stressful 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.760 job in this city because you get idiots are sort 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.120 of pull in front of it and you have to 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.680 ram them along. So is it a stressful job I 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:25.240 would do if I was thet there's some idiot and 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:26.640 Audi just putting it. 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:28.680 It's a great job. 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:30.920 I love it, a brilliant And what tram are you 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.160 driving today? What number? 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.520 I'm actually not sure until I get my table when 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.560 I cook on So it could be any of the 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:38.640 rest that we do at. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:43.280 Edge of both seems like a lucky dip, Roonda, What 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:44.400 can we give you a surprise? 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:48.000 What are my choices? 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:51.000 You got the show pen, the show fridge magnet, the 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.360 show coffee mug or a water bottle, lip barm or 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:55.400 hand sanitizer. 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.120 I'll take the coffee mag please, it's. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.360 Yours, Ronda. Do you ever do that? Do you ever 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.560 do the number sixteen tram down at Sint Kilda Beach? 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.120 I've got on that one, But the sixteen I do 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.800 drive to sixteen, Okay, I might be on it late 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:11.000 on today. I might ride with you today, Ronda. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.080 That's great, all. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.040 Right, Rhonda, have a lovely day. Thanks you on the show. 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:15.680 Thank you very much. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:16.160 Jon. 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.040 Let's go to Anya here, Good morning, Anya. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:21.040 Hi? 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:24.120 Hell are we Oh yeah, yeah, we're good happy Monday, Anya, 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.200 And where are you at? What what do you do? Anya? 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:27.160 Oh? 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:30.000 I got the Little Children's Hospital Surgery. 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.600 Amazing place there, and big week last week with the 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.880 treating all those poor children injured in the bus crash. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:38.800 So it's an incredible place to work you do there, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.040 So thank you very very much. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:42.760 Yes, thank you. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.960 It's a privilege to work for you actually, and. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.200 Just to be cheering a to all my colleagues who 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.040 came together and did such a fair person job last week. 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.200 Yeah, I bet you always do. But yeah, big week 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.240 for you last week. Now, Anya, what can we get you? 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:57.400 It's a small thanksfully amazing work. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:00.680 You do there, A love of water bottle because we 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:02.440 like to keep hydrated us nursery. 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.439 Absolutely, yes, it feels like such a small thing to 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.960 give someone with such an amazing job, worked so hard 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:13.320 a token water bottle from us. We'll give you everything 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.240 you've got. We'll give you everything we've got in the cupboard. 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:16.320 You can have the whole cupboard, don't you. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.680 Oh okay, I'm sure not sure if we'll be happy 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:21.320 that I'm getting more supplies? 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.919 Well, oh my good use it anyway, Okay. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:25.760 No, I like the idea of all the nurses walking 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.240 around with gold one four point three water bottles. 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:31.080 Pretty branded and that great. All right, we'll send We'll 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:32.800 send you a load and you thank you very much 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:34.640 what you do and your colleagues as well. 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.360 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:41.520 What happened to you this weekend? Tell us all about 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:44.120 it in six words? Your six word weekend? You text 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.040 it into me on four seven five three one oh 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:51.760 four three. Mine is a silver wedding anniversary saved. I 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.720 was sharing last week how because I've been overseas me 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:58.320 to Ireland. My wife and I just hadn't arranged anything 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.640 for silver wedding anniversary, which is a looking thing today 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.000 because it's a really special day for us tomorrow twenty 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:06.960 five years today together. And so I now have something 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.639 which I'll be surprising my wife with tomorrow. But we 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:13.560 are flying away on Friday bus. All she knows at 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:15.280 the moment might call her life on. I do like 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.040 a winter's day, you. 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:20.720 Have one, and then what are you doing on the 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.080 actual day tomorrow? Do you still go out for dinner tomorrow? 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:26.520 That's to be arranged today A lot at the moment 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:32.439 of front loading. You are flyaway today wills up up 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:36.600 eleven air Friday day. So yees still to be decided. 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.080 What is happening then, But it's such a great achievement 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:40.240