Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pippot. Some things that make more sense than others
Speaker 1: bring pikes, nurseries, mercury pikes, p y k e s Hey,
Speaker 1: why I hey as in kill hey?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 4: Food?
Speaker 2: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good child.
Speaker 5: Is just.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches?
Speaker 2: What about me?
Speaker 1: Don't forget? He is mixture and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome guy, Happy Marty Gras.
Speaker 1: This is the official is it just me Marty Grass
Speaker 1: Hangover Show? Yeah, that's right, powered by Red Rooster. We sho.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm drowning my sorrows in Red Roost of the
Speaker 2: perfect hangover face. I got to say they happened to
Speaker 2: be our show sponsor. But I do genuinely.
Speaker 1: No ten seconds, but.
Speaker 2: I do genuinely adore.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best. Yeah, A very different kind of
Speaker 1: pineapple frier in your mouth? Last night too? Was Mardi Gras? Hey?
Speaker 2: No, no, that was I was the good girl last night?
Speaker 4: Were you no action?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Well, there was definitely a little bit of queerness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: Oh my shoulders are sorry, like a gym workout from dancing.
Speaker 2: Yes, so any of our international listeners. The Marti Gras
Speaker 2: is Sydney's big Pride festival, so yes, So I was
Speaker 2: partying well into the night. I'm still in my costume.
Speaker 1: Right. I thought I was doing a podcast with Adam
Speaker 1: Levine for a second. Oh my goodness, Adam Levina is
Speaker 1: very gay.
Speaker 6: You mean Adam Lambert?
Speaker 1: Adam Lamber? Yeah, who did I say?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam Levine. Isn't that the guy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say I'd be thrilled to look like
Speaker 2: Adam Levine, but it's just not the cake.
Speaker 1: Mitch got twelve tats and a buzz cutover. You know
Speaker 1: what they say about hangovers. Yes, hair of the Dog.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh I don't think I can.
Speaker 1: Freddie Mercury would have wanted, why.
Speaker 2: Do you always buy champagne for this show? We need
Speaker 2: to stop drinking.
Speaker 1: So this is like one hundred and fifty old wattle
Speaker 1: of champagne. Abby Chatfield left this here when she co
Speaker 1: hosted Oh that's right.
Speaker 2: She was meeting up with a friend after she left
Speaker 2: the studio, and she got them a present, which is
Speaker 2: that champagne? And then she left it behind and I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, babe, can we have it here?
Speaker 1: It is so come on, here are the dog? Beautiful Sam?
Speaker 1: Do you wanna do you want to over come?
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 1: I'll bring one out, poor beautiful Sam. This is the
Speaker 1: first show back in the tower.
Speaker 2: I know because Sam's been helping us out with producing
Speaker 2: and in the studio and stuff for here for season
Speaker 2: three and then we just pissed off for two weeks.
Speaker 2: I pictured him like sitting at the glass staring into
Speaker 2: an empty studio like are they not coming in this week?
Speaker 1: Like a a voodle and a toy store, just sitting
Speaker 1: on shredded paper waiting to be born.
Speaker 2: We're recording the show on my bed, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you told Sam, right.
Speaker 5: I'm just sitting at home by myself, wondering.
Speaker 1: I just sitting out outside the glass on a sleeping bag.
Speaker 6: I said, who's Sam?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did, Okay, Jenna, who is he now on
Speaker 2: the show today? Mitchell speaking of Abby Chatfield. Actually, a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago when she was on she was
Speaker 2: talking about how much she loves anal sex.
Speaker 1: Really I didn't notice.
Speaker 2: And I was talking about how you. Even as the
Speaker 2: game en, it's still a little bit reluctant to allow
Speaker 2: that to be anything but an exit that area.
Speaker 1: That is not true. You're obsessed with my butt.
Speaker 2: Goodness, I don't know why you think I've made this up.
Speaker 2: This is a conversation we've had true. Anyway, I did
Speaker 2: listen back, and Abby and I were being like, Babe, give.
Speaker 1: It a go.
Speaker 2: Whatever. There's so many perks to anal, and it did
Speaker 2: sound a little bit like we were like interrogating you,
Speaker 2: like pressuring you to do something you didn't want to do.
Speaker 2: So don't think of it like that, because today I've
Speaker 2: got a sex coach coming on and he's going to
Speaker 2: be doing the top five reasons why men should consider
Speaker 2: anal play a sex coach.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it'sout me.
Speaker 2: It's not so much about me doing like an intervention
Speaker 2: on you. It's more just a general It's really interesting
Speaker 2: what he had to say. I did go to write
Speaker 2: the top five myself and I actually couldn't think of
Speaker 2: five reasons.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, feels good.
Speaker 2: So yes, I found this sex expert to come in
Speaker 2: the show cam for eight that he'll be joining us
Speaker 2: later on.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he has his own podcast too, Men's Sex and
Speaker 1: Pleasure with Cam Fraser, so.
Speaker 2: He knows what he knows what he's talking about more
Speaker 2: than me. So yes, we'll get him.
Speaker 1: On exciting plus what else is coming up? Or we'll
Speaker 1: do a TikTok school right?
Speaker 2: Yes, correct, And this is where we like to rip
Speaker 2: off other people's ideas, essentially plagiarism. And this one does
Speaker 2: is gonna this Red Roos will come in handy put
Speaker 2: it that way. It involves food.
Speaker 1: So your favorite well, I never know. I don't know what,
Speaker 1: like what class I'm entering. You know, it could be physics,
Speaker 1: be sciences, it could be theater. You know, I'd flourish.
Speaker 1: But Mitches found a TikTok that he thinks I'd be it.
Speaker 1: I'd be good I or you think I'd be terrible
Speaker 1: at Do you try to trip me up? Or you
Speaker 1: want me to succeed?
Speaker 2: I reckon this will be good for you.
Speaker 4: Have you showered?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did shower.
Speaker 1: You just keept your head out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had so much? Are the lyrics in
Speaker 2: this song? Yeah, I've noticed the What is it?
Speaker 1: Do you get rid of that? It's been repeating the
Speaker 1: whole time Rambolin and Maracartho, the girl from the Blacks
Speaker 1: get rid of that. So you did shower? I did, yes,
Speaker 1: because that outfit, guys, it's on the Instagram to a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches on Instagram. It looks glued to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not easy. It's a very tight latex outfit.
Speaker 1: What was the before we start the show? What was
Speaker 1: the parade like? Because we've done the parade together on
Speaker 1: the Kiss float, but this year it was you were
Speaker 1: in a stadium. You're like, Babe the Pig the finale
Speaker 1: of the movie when they're all parading around that that
Speaker 1: cricket ground. That's what it was like.
Speaker 2: Yes, because for COVID reasons, they moved it from the
Speaker 2: iconic Oxford Street obviously, and it was the first time
Speaker 2: it was in a stadium, and I got to tell you,
Speaker 2: as someone in the parade, it did feel a lot
Speaker 2: more rock star.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: At stadium, I thought I was pink. I was like,
Speaker 2: in my mind, this is my show and you're all
Speaker 2: my fan.
Speaker 1: The two that she cancel because she had explosives.
Speaker 2: Well, she flies on a freakin trapeez bright. She can't
Speaker 2: be shouting over the audience.
Speaker 1: She was sorry side. She was far too wonders when
Speaker 1: that happened. When she came to sit and she's like,
Speaker 1: got to counsel all seven shows. I'm shitting blood. I'm like, pink,
Speaker 1: it could have set a migraine darling and we would
Speaker 1: have believed it. So okay. So you were walking around
Speaker 1: and you had they were like screens. Some of the
Speaker 1: bloody gays were kuting screens like it was a trojan horse. Wheah,
Speaker 1: your videos, I know.
Speaker 2: So I was on the TikTok flow and they had
Speaker 2: these big TV screens playing people's tiktoks and I was
Speaker 2: one of them. So I was like, I didn't even
Speaker 2: have to turn up.
Speaker 1: No, I remember, you walked straight past me. So I
Speaker 1: was hosting the Kiss broadcast from the bleachers from the stands,
Speaker 1: and I was interviewing all the gays. It was great.
Speaker 1: And then I was waiting and wating and waiting for
Speaker 1: you to come past, and I'm like, I am three
Speaker 1: rows back from the crowd. He can't not see me.
Speaker 1: And then I see the giant TikTok logo. What is it?
Speaker 1: The is the giant? Isn't it a treble treble cleff?
Speaker 1: Because it used to be music alley and as you're
Speaker 1: driving up, I'm like, here he is. And then I
Speaker 1: got chill, and this queer man in front of me
Speaker 1: turns around and goes, who the fuckers Mitchell? And I
Speaker 1: go I host a podcast with him because what's it
Speaker 1: called a couple of Mitches? Is just me because I'm Mitch,
Speaker 1: and right put it in his notes.
Speaker 2: On thinkingey if you mean.
Speaker 1: Me, thank you, and you didn't see me you walk
Speaker 1: straight past. But then I did FaceTime on them.
Speaker 2: Listen. I had quite a few people, including yourself, have
Speaker 2: a crack at me for ignoring them, quote unquote. One
Speaker 2: person was genuinely upset. They're like, I'm so disappointed. I
Speaker 2: was yelling out to you and you were just you
Speaker 2: chose to look the other way. And I was like, guys,
Speaker 2: it's a stadium of thirty thousand people like I can't
Speaker 2: hear you and the music lasting, let's like and there
Speaker 2: were pyrotechnics and shit, and so I was just like,
Speaker 2: I'm not ignoring you. It's just there's a parade happening.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit busy.
Speaker 6: It's the same as if you were screaming out Pink's
Speaker 6: name and she.
Speaker 1: Didn't look very true. Are you yelling yelling at your uncle?
Speaker 1: Who's the air pane part? Yes, Uncle Burst in a
Speaker 1: three eighty cruising at three thousand feet The next day Christmas,
Speaker 1: you didn't lave to meet Uncle Burst. I'm flying a plane.
Speaker 1: You're dead ship. Well look, I thought you looked beautiful.
Speaker 1: And then we did unight. We both ended up at
Speaker 1: the same after party.
Speaker 2: Do you know what happened, Dienna. No, the weirdest thing
Speaker 2: between Mitchell and I. You walked in the room and
Speaker 2: we like, hi, darling, happy matigra. And I was like,
Speaker 2: we don't do that.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I gave you a cheek kiss.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah you did. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't do it. Back whoop.
Speaker 1: And I bought him a drink.
Speaker 2: You hut. And the rest is they say, was there
Speaker 2: was the blessing.
Speaker 1: That was, That was, And I had all the boddy
Speaker 1: because there's a parade for everything. Like sitting there, they're
Speaker 1: like and coming up now Sydney asexuals. Good for them.
Speaker 2: It was good at the stadium when they announced each float.
Speaker 2: So I quite enjoyed the Martigrad being at the SCG.
Speaker 2: But I do like Oxford three to iconic, so I'd
Speaker 2: be happy either way.
Speaker 1: New South Wales oxygen breathers. That's just all of us,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 4: We all the New.
Speaker 1: South Wales eyelash extension, enthusiasm. Everyone has a fucking flow.
Speaker 6: It's like the Eats to Show Sydney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they give every pig a ribbon, the best pig.
Speaker 1: It's like, please, I've won it a couple of times. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Mardi Gras was good. We're relaxed and we got some
Speaker 1: rooster on my Buttommet pops, what are you chowing down on?
Speaker 5: Mitch?
Speaker 1: What do you have in front of you?
Speaker 2: Oh, just a bit of everything.
Speaker 1: You actually have quite a few boxes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually this is I look like a bit
Speaker 2: of a pig.
Speaker 1: Don't you notice Jenna she pumped a large chips.
Speaker 2: And a rooster role, Yeah I did, Jenna? Are you
Speaker 2: even hung over? Did you do anything for Martigra?
Speaker 6: I was at home watching it on TV. Great, had
Speaker 6: a few wine.
Speaker 2: You as upset as I was that they barely featured
Speaker 2: me on the television. We're barely seen.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're cut from the broad I know. I did
Speaker 1: a close up on.
Speaker 4: Me, though.
Speaker 6: I was devastated.
Speaker 1: Well, great to have you here. Thank you, have a
Speaker 1: pineapple fritter, and enjoy the show. It's you first time listening.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Is it just met? We start the same
Speaker 1: way every week. Two igems? Two? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Plus coming
Speaker 1: up Red Rooster reviews your chance to win some free
Speaker 1: Red Rooster maybe even some merch standby. Should we start, Mitch?
Speaker 1: Why don't you go first? You know, Adam Levine can
Speaker 1: jump right here.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to kick things of what's yours going to be?
Speaker 1: Mine's just an observation I've had this week, and I
Speaker 1: think it's a bit of life advice that we all
Speaker 1: could take, and we all could grow by using what's yours?
Speaker 2: Well you're about fine?
Speaker 1: Okay, Sure I am. I'll press the button. Enjoy Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 2: Does my belly button look like a clip? What?
Speaker 1: Dear? Raise your hand? If you've ever seen a clip?
Speaker 2: Well, I know that you're the only one here that has. Oh, Sam,
Speaker 2: you've seen one occasionally?
Speaker 1: Great, she said, So just Jenna has one.
Speaker 2: I meant like, obviously, it's quite different looking down at
Speaker 2: your own and being like full frontal with someone else's
Speaker 2: birds eye anyway.
Speaker 1: You are very different views of the wet snake.
Speaker 2: So this was not always the case. But after the
Speaker 2: appendix surgery a couple of weeks ago, the keyhole surgery, right,
Speaker 2: they had to cut the belly button, and the last
Speaker 2: couple of weeks it's been like with bandages and stuff.
Speaker 2: I've taken the bandages off to replace them, but not
Speaker 2: really looked closely. You've been bloated too, yes, And so
Speaker 2: a couple of days ago, when I finally took the
Speaker 2: bandages off because it was healed, I looked down and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, it's like I used
Speaker 2: to have an inny, but now it's kind of half inny,
Speaker 2: half outing, because it's like this this bean shaped skin
Speaker 2: that's just kind of poking out. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I've never seen one, but you know how they say,
Speaker 2: you know, flicking the bean. I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 2: that's what it is.
Speaker 1: So you've got like a hybrid belly button. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: like it's like a prius of a belly but and.
Speaker 2: So I need someone like yourself, who has been up
Speaker 2: close and personal with a clitteress to tell me if
Speaker 2: it looks like well, see, it's.
Speaker 1: It's almost like someone who's been in a car crash,
Speaker 1: you know, like I was there, I saw it all happen.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to forget it. Why because it's not
Speaker 1: it's not you know, it's not my vibe.
Speaker 2: Well, then I won't show you. Then screw it. What
Speaker 2: do you got?
Speaker 1: I want to see it. I'm just saying everything.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we got from me asking does
Speaker 2: my belly button look like a clip to him talking
Speaker 2: about cars?
Speaker 1: It's a metaphor saying that I don't quite remember the
Speaker 1: whole exp I can't like picture it anyway. Stand up.
Speaker 2: Actually, I just realized that this is not going to
Speaker 2: be an easy outfit to maneuver. I mean, I'm in
Speaker 2: a freaking leotardt some mintographs.
Speaker 1: And sisters or do you want to keep that for
Speaker 1: the kids?
Speaker 2: No, Jenna, can you get my zip?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Formal after party? Hold my hair up while I vomit.
Speaker 2: Come over here right ready to see my clip? You go?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that a clip?
Speaker 1: Oh? It looks more like a hemorrhoid than a clip.
Speaker 1: I get like a bum hemorrhoid. No, No, it doesn't
Speaker 1: like a clip. Okay, No, congratulations, Scar, Well I've only looked.
Speaker 1: I've been with a few women, but from my recollection,
Speaker 1: it's a bit more covered, like it's got like a
Speaker 1: covering on it, right, I mean, pretty Sam, you've been there.
Speaker 1: It's not as I think.
Speaker 5: Hemorrhoid is probably the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna, as someone who has one and sees it
Speaker 1: on a probably weekly basis, has is that what it
Speaker 1: looks like?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, also a clittery.
Speaker 2: In my mind, that's what they look like to throw
Speaker 2: you or now, and they look like a hemorrhoid. So good,
Speaker 2: it will definitely awful for her.
Speaker 1: You have a beautiful belly button, though, Okay, it's not
Speaker 1: as big as well, right Sam, Like I don't think.
Speaker 5: It's no, no, no, I mean I feel like that's kind
Speaker 5: of a whole sort of area. It's a little smaller,
Speaker 5: a little bit more correct.
Speaker 1: It's like finding the car park at an airport. It's
Speaker 1: like right at the top, and it's a bit hard
Speaker 1: to get to that vibe. So a lot of straight
Speaker 1: men have never seen one themselves, and they do it
Speaker 1: every now, you know, all right, ready for my agent,
Speaker 1: we'll move on from my mutilation. You've got a beautiful
Speaker 1: belly button, No, worries you don't belly button shame on
Speaker 1: the show. But I've seen Jenny's My God, all right?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is repeating the same thing twice way more impactful than
Speaker 1: just saying it?
Speaker 2: And then you're going to say that whole sentence again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like god, you've got a beautiful belly button.
Speaker 2: Beautiful Definitely, I agree.
Speaker 1: And you can do the whole sentence too, you can go.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a compliment. It's like, this
Speaker 1: house is a mess.
Speaker 2: This house is a mess. No, I would prefer it
Speaker 2: if you just repeated the last bit additive. This house
Speaker 2: is a myth, a myss. I tell you.
Speaker 1: It just hits home way harder. And while you're still
Speaker 1: processing the aggression or the impact or the positivity of
Speaker 1: the message, you get hit hard with the punchline once again.
Speaker 2: What about the threading? Ye Mitchell, Ye, you're a fool,
Speaker 2: a fool.
Speaker 1: Oh. That took me back to Malhattan playing a school today.
Speaker 1: This is of my hat. You're a fool, a fool?
Speaker 2: That was? What the hell made you realize that?
Speaker 1: I don't know someone said it to me. I was
Speaker 1: trying to trace it back. I think it was the
Speaker 1: dentist because I recently I think I spoke about this
Speaker 1: on the podcast around Chris new Year. A cap came
Speaker 1: off my tooth and she was like, Oh, you've got
Speaker 1: a lot of decay, A lot of decay. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's like two times decay. That's bad. A lot of
Speaker 1: worry about a doctor during your appendance, like your appendix
Speaker 1: is gonna explode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's really unnerving.
Speaker 1: That'd be horrific. That's horrible. It can be used in
Speaker 1: men like you go through drive through. We went through
Speaker 1: drive through to get all this red rooster today. It
Speaker 1: was a big order. Now he could have easily said
Speaker 1: there's a lot of it, a lot.
Speaker 5: A lot.
Speaker 1: I'd be upset. Police officers do it all the time.
Speaker 1: What speed are you going? That doesn't make sense. Where
Speaker 1: do you think it wouldn't work?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 1: Just then very true in the police one maybe getting
Speaker 1: married and now kiss the bride? I do I do
Speaker 1: see that's the timing isn't right? Time of death four
Speaker 1: thirty seven for thirty seven, Like did you kill him?
Speaker 1: That's menacing? That is menacing.
Speaker 2: Can I just can I make a suggestion we've never
Speaker 2: done this before on the show can we put one
Speaker 2: of his gems in Janet's junk while? He's just so
Speaker 2: funny because I can tell that you have nothing else
Speaker 2: to say and you're trying so hard to flesh it out,
Speaker 2: and you just keep saying shit, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: get it, I get it.
Speaker 6: I agree as soon as.
Speaker 2: That's going in my joke, there's not much to this,
Speaker 2: but he's still going either.
Speaker 1: This is brilliant? Brilliant?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Both Mitches are very needy, so make sure you leave
Speaker 1: a review on your podcast. Yes, please five stars. If
Speaker 1: you're fancy on Apple podcasts, I think that's the only
Speaker 1: place you can leave review.
Speaker 2: You can leave a review on our Facebook page. A
Speaker 2: couple of Mitches is where you can find us.
Speaker 1: Any positivity will reward really, Yeah, of course, any niceties
Speaker 1: you can say about us, we'll read it out on
Speaker 1: the podcast and get yourself a red rooster out to
Speaker 1: go get some food. And if you don't have a
Speaker 1: red rooster in your local area, we'll send you some merch.
Speaker 2: Imagine not having a red Ruth in your area. I'd
Speaker 2: rather be dead.
Speaker 1: I agree as well. After that rooster ROLLA had today,
Speaker 1: it's breathing your life into me. That thing was beautiful.
Speaker 2: No, I got to say we had We were eating
Speaker 2: it just before we started the podcast, and I was
Speaker 2: feeling flat like the hangover. Oh it was kicking in.
Speaker 2: But I'm brought back to light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're revitalized. So is Brooke Coughlin or is it Coughlin.
Speaker 6: I think it's Coughlin, Like.
Speaker 1: Gotta Brook Coughlin. She says, the best part of my week.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to this podcast since twenty nine? Can
Speaker 1: you can? Can I find out what happened?
Speaker 2: Chatfield?
Speaker 1: Oh really, you weren't even here? Sorry, Brook, No prize
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: No, that's not true.
Speaker 1: If you hear you read out, you hit.
Speaker 2: Us up on Instagram and we will send it out
Speaker 2: to you, but you have to do it within a week.
Speaker 1: Well, she does say it's the best thing I've ever discovered.
Speaker 1: Every week forward to listening to Mitch Mitchell Jenna every
Speaker 1: Monday morning on my way to work, and it really
Speaker 1: brightens my day. What I love most is the private
Speaker 1: Facebook page. Yes she's talking about Injuring Idiots.
Speaker 2: Our Facebook group. Of course.
Speaker 1: I love the support of them, loving environment. I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid to be my true self on there. Oh, I've
Speaker 1: seen some photos. She's not afraid. I love you guys
Speaker 1: so much. PS. My nickname is Brookie Chuk, so surely
Speaker 1: that deserves some red rooster goodies. I've told you that's.
Speaker 2: There's the sanitary.
Speaker 4: I've told you, brook the.
Speaker 1: Air con down and my body is overheating like Iron
Speaker 1: Man when he gets broken.
Speaker 2: It's not a medical emergency.
Speaker 1: He's got a white thank you doing the mic. I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm back, I'm back. Wow, popped a puff of our
Speaker 1: Thanks beautiful Sam. Now this one, Mitch. We haven't done
Speaker 1: this before, but this is a review in the d MS.
Speaker 1: It's not really a review, but it's something that I
Speaker 1: think we need to say on the show. Are you
Speaker 1: ready for it?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Hit me with it coming. Sorry, here we go. This
Speaker 1: is from Aaron Muller. Now, if you remember in our
Speaker 1: live last Sunday, we go live every Sunday night. M
Speaker 1: your Instagram, she mentioned, Oh, I showed my boyfriend the
Speaker 1: podcast and we now listen together. It's a couple's thing
Speaker 1: we do. That's very cute, which I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I was a bit surprised by that because I feel
Speaker 2: like podcasts is it something that you do on your own,
Speaker 2: you don't listen with someone else, but hey, whatever works.
Speaker 1: Aaron Muller says, Hi, guys, I'm the one that said
Speaker 1: last Sunday, my boyfriend and I listened to your podcast
Speaker 1: together in the car and we love it. Well, this
Speaker 1: happened on Friday, and we listened to the pod on
Speaker 1: the way there and back, so you were pretty much
Speaker 1: part of the special day. He bloody well proposed. I know, imagine, imagine,
Speaker 1: propose the well done, you get some red rust, congrats.
Speaker 2: Imagine your engagement parties on us.
Speaker 1: Was just catering the event. An engagement must be the
Speaker 1: most nerve wracking time of anyone's life, having the ring
Speaker 1: in your pocket, knowing you're going to a venue where
Speaker 1: you'll propose, it'll be remembered for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: And lo and behold, it's us talking about anal the
Speaker 1: whole way there.
Speaker 2: That's not going to put you in the mood the
Speaker 2: what is exactly right? I mean, I know that I
Speaker 2: have that effect on people that I bring people to
Speaker 2: their knees, but they go.
Speaker 1: Goodness, congratulations, guys, we love Have you thought about how
Speaker 1: you're going to propose? No, I haven't. I've thought about
Speaker 1: doing it, and we've.
Speaker 2: Just tosh she would have thought about it.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't thought about how old I honestly haven't.
Speaker 2: You're such a king of big romantic jests. I thought
Speaker 2: you would have been planning it since you were like ten.
Speaker 1: I almost think I want this to be like an
Speaker 1: impromptuy thing, the real romance. You know, get the ring,
Speaker 1: but just get down on one knee. It's some somewhere
Speaker 1: meaningful and do it. I don't want a flash mob.
Speaker 4: We'll see.
Speaker 1: Iden probably would have the flash mob, to be honest,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Does he listen in? Can you propose him on the podcast?
Speaker 1: No, that's a bit.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've got to bring some You've got to
Speaker 2: bring something good to the show. That agent today with shit, Well, great,
Speaker 2: you've got to make up for it. BI proposing to
Speaker 2: your boyfriends.
Speaker 4: Great, you have to.
Speaker 1: Okay, let you discuss this off the cloud. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to talk about it now. No, No, please, Maybe
Speaker 1: I might. I might. I'd have to drop it to
Speaker 1: him and suddenly say no you did No would you
Speaker 1: be mad if we did it? No? If it was telecast, no.
Speaker 2: You just roll the dice on that shit. If he's mad.
Speaker 2: He's mad. What if he says no, even better, that's
Speaker 2: great contract.
Speaker 1: I've got to use my buzzer to buzz him down
Speaker 1: to the parking garage and send him out.
Speaker 2: If he said no, would you actually break up? You'd
Speaker 2: be like, that's that's so rude? Or what if you
Speaker 2: just said not yet, I'm not I don't want to
Speaker 2: get married yet.
Speaker 1: But it's very true now I feel like you just
Speaker 1: say no regardless and then you just you get yourself ready.
Speaker 1: You'd never say no to will proposal unless you didn't
Speaker 1: want it right, Like, I don't think we're ready for
Speaker 1: marriage now, but if he proposed to me, I'd say
Speaker 1: yes just because I suppose.
Speaker 2: It's like, you say yes, but then you don't have
Speaker 2: to get because you know how some people are like
Speaker 2: I'm not ready to get married. Some people stay engaged
Speaker 2: for like decades, they don't actually get Yeah.
Speaker 1: I still have an auntie that's engaged. You just yeah,
Speaker 1: I know someone who I know.
Speaker 2: I don't know them personally, but Chrissy Swan, she's still engaged,
Speaker 2: never got married, her husband just can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: Will probably happened around the time of can of Worms
Speaker 1: and then a career up and now she does no
Speaker 1: for breakfast, so she's very busy. Busy Bee got that book?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. Her book is the same name as.
Speaker 1: Outside I Reckon God Listens, and she has had bloody
Speaker 1: pages turned just quietly. I read it anyway? Oh, how
Speaker 1: was it with the other good?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Does she ever read a rooster sponsorship?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: She has her own range of plus size clothing, a
Speaker 2: big w though.
Speaker 1: Doesn't have a husband though. All right, shall we do
Speaker 1: your TikTok school No, no love to anal Man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, that's been in Doctor Cam. Fraser is coming
Speaker 1: up anyway, guys, moving on, it's time.
Speaker 2: For this top five. Yes, you know me. I love
Speaker 2: a good countdown here on the show, and today it's
Speaker 2: all about the reasons that men should try an.
Speaker 1: How long have you had this in the back pocket?
Speaker 2: Just well, I've been saying for a couple of weeks now,
Speaker 2: I was going to do this topic with you because
Speaker 2: I feel like you don't really understand what all the
Speaker 2: fuss is about, even as a gay man.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not fuss about it, and I'm probably just
Speaker 1: you know, we've got our role that I play with
Speaker 1: my relationship and we're very happy there, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm probably just you know, I'm just going to keep
Speaker 1: pushing it off because there's no pressure to get it done.
Speaker 2: Well, no, when I'm not pressuring you put it that way,
Speaker 2: you don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 2: This is actually more This is this could apply to
Speaker 2: anyone really, even females who are in a heterosexual relationship.
Speaker 2: Hearing this might think, hey, I might just slip a
Speaker 2: finger in next time. As I'm about to detail there
Speaker 2: are perks to the back door action. So I couldn't
Speaker 2: think of five myself. I'm like, I need an expert
Speaker 2: to actually help me out with this. So Cam Fraser,
Speaker 2: he's a male sex coach and his host of his
Speaker 2: own podcast, Men's Sex and Pleasure with Cam Fraser, and
Speaker 2: he wrote an article for love Honey dot com dot
Speaker 2: a you all about the reasons that men try anal play.
Speaker 2: So I've got to on the podcast today to talk
Speaker 2: about it. Hey can he can?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me our pleasure. So you you like
Speaker 2: talking about anle.
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, I think it's especially as a as a
Speaker 3: straight dude. I think it's really important for you know,
Speaker 3: my demographic of dudes to talk about anal penetration and
Speaker 3: anal pleasure.
Speaker 1: How do you tell your parents what you do? You go,
Speaker 1: Mum and Dad, I'm an anal pro and.
Speaker 3: It's all over social media, so they definitely they're definitely
Speaker 3: aware of it.
Speaker 2: So what sort of other topics do you do on
Speaker 2: your podcast? Because it's it's a whole range of things, right,
Speaker 2: it's just basically sex talk for men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I talk about I've had an episode all about
Speaker 3: food play and incorporating that into your you know, both
Speaker 3: solo and partnered sexual experiences.
Speaker 2: Mitchell's eyes.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm like, all right, Cam, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to get your Instagram handle and we can talk of
Speaker 1: a room full of red rooster at the moment and
Speaker 1: a half erection. So I feel like we're what can
Speaker 1: I do with it? Very true? Okay, cool, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: I'm really curious about that long story short? What is
Speaker 2: the what's the in a nutshell? What is food play?
Speaker 3: Okay, in a nutshell, push the pip out of a
Speaker 3: peach and stick your dick inside of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, call me by your name. Vibes yeah, wow, yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, start sucking a fruit pretty much.
Speaker 1: Wow, well I do that on a daily basis.
Speaker 2: Interesting that we're not talking about fucking peaches, We're talking
Speaker 2: about fucking the peach emoji today.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, do you think that, particularly with straight men, there
Speaker 2: is a little bit of stigma around anal They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a bit too gay for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think there's more than just a little bit of stigma. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: there's a there's a couple of resistances that I find
Speaker 3: when I talk to guys, straight diet guys about anal play,
Speaker 3: and it's the there's a fear that it's.
Speaker 1: Going to hurt.
Speaker 3: There's like they're they're afraid that that's going to be painful.
Speaker 3: There's some hygiene concerns and they're not sure how to
Speaker 3: do it hygienically. And then the big one is the
Speaker 3: fear of being you know, making them gay, or being
Speaker 3: called gay, or being thought of as anything less than
Speaker 3: a heterosexual manly.
Speaker 1: Man, so like emasculated almost Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is this internalized homophobia for sure that
Speaker 3: a lot of guys have. They might not externalize it
Speaker 3: and outly express it, but when it comes to exploring
Speaker 3: that part of their body that's a big resistance for them.
Speaker 2: And we've got you up on zoom. We can see that,
Speaker 2: Like you're a manly man yourself. You've got the rugged beard,
Speaker 2: Like you're not like secretly gay because you love anal.
Speaker 2: You're all about it, even it's even as a straight man.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. I don't consider myself maybe stereotypically masculin.
Speaker 3: I don't fit that like alpha jock stereotype. But I
Speaker 3: say to straight guys all the time, you guys that
Speaker 3: are in heterosexual relationships, anything you do with a woman
Speaker 3: is by definition heterosexual sex. Doesn't matter what the act
Speaker 3: is that you're doing. If you're doing so true, it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter what the act actually is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's on the flip side, there's Mitchell here
Speaker 2: who just really does not give a fat rats, is
Speaker 2: not really that interested in receptive. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: work through this.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the list.
Speaker 2: I'm going to work through this. Top five. I feel
Speaker 2: like you hit this sting again. I need to hear
Speaker 2: my jingle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not really in the coutdown, but now we
Speaker 1: are top.
Speaker 2: Five, number one. It feels really good. Shits, Cam Fraser,
Speaker 2: you're kidding. A common myth that anal play is that
Speaker 2: it is painful. Sure, it can hurt if you go
Speaker 2: too fast, but like all sexual activities, if you go
Speaker 2: slow and do it right, you'll get better and that's
Speaker 2: when the fun starts. The anus is rich with nerve
Speaker 2: endings and the list. It's a completely different experience of
Speaker 2: pleasure compared to simulation of the penis midchek. Would you
Speaker 2: say that that's been an issue with the because I
Speaker 2: did get you the training, can't remember you? Are you
Speaker 2: dove in the deep end? So to speak? Well, I
Speaker 2: just before practice.
Speaker 1: It's not very deep. It's a shallow pond. It's not
Speaker 1: that I just yeah, I just don't see what I
Speaker 1: how I will get any any interest out of it,
Speaker 1: because I'm very happy doing what I do essentially. But
Speaker 1: if there's a if there's a wealth of pleasure out
Speaker 1: there that I'm missing, then you know that is that
Speaker 1: I'm open to.
Speaker 2: Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, But you can actually
Speaker 2: if you're the giver and you're enjoying your role, Yeah,
Speaker 2: is that giving experience that can be enhanced if you've
Speaker 2: got you know, a toy or something up your own, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. Yeah, the anus itself has a bunch of
Speaker 3: different types of nerve endings, which is really fascinating and
Speaker 3: we'll get into the anatomy of it. But we can
Speaker 3: experience sensations from pressure, temperature, roughness of touch as well,
Speaker 3: whether it's smooth or whether it's like really vigorous. There's
Speaker 3: all these different things. And we haven't even talked about
Speaker 3: the prostate yet. This is just simply like the canal
Speaker 3: and all of that can can elicit some pleasurable sensations.
Speaker 3: So if you're incorporating, you don't even have the enter
Speaker 3: into you don't even have to talk about penetration. We
Speaker 3: can just talk about like just massaging the rim or
Speaker 3: just using a little bit of lube and just kind
Speaker 3: of palpading or pulsing just the anal opening because there's
Speaker 3: a lot of sensation to be had just from that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so you mentioned the prostate, right, that's on
Speaker 2: the list too. Number two is it helps overcome stigmatization,
Speaker 2: which we touched on. Number three, you can have state orgasms. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you've written the prostate, which is roughly the size
Speaker 2: of a walnut and is located about two inches inside juranus.
Speaker 2: When pressed or rubbed, the prostate is capable of bringing
Speaker 2: you to orgasm. You could say that the prostate is
Speaker 2: the male equivalent of the female g spot. Now, yeah,
Speaker 2: the interesting thing about this is that we had Abby
Speaker 2: Chatfield in the studio a couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 2: she loves anal and I was like.
Speaker 1: What's so interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't have a prostate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they still have all those beautiful nerve
Speaker 3: endings in the anus as well, so there's still a
Speaker 3: lot of pleasure to be had from that type of stimulation.
Speaker 3: So either way, you're going to experience pleasure. The prostate,
Speaker 3: which is something that can really only be stimulated through
Speaker 3: direct penetration of the anus, is something that can really
Speaker 3: unlock male bodied people's experiences of pleasure. You can take
Speaker 3: it to the next level.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Genna looks like she's going to be sick.
Speaker 1: I knows she's about to spew into it. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: But I know all about that. I mean, I'm gay,
Speaker 1: for Christ's sake, and I do have gay sex. I
Speaker 1: mean I know all about the prostad and things have
Speaker 1: been done and I agree on once you unlock that
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, it's a completely different kind of feeling
Speaker 1: to a standard you know, old school nineteen twenties jerk off.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like fine, you're just jerking off. Or
Speaker 1: having sex is like having like flying economy, and then
Speaker 1: like you get the prostate involved. It's like baby, you're
Speaker 1: in business, you know, you get the champagne on arrival, right, Well.
Speaker 3: It's a totally different experience. Like an ejaculation or an
Speaker 3: ejaculatory orgasm is mediated through what's called the pedendal nerve
Speaker 3: versus the prostate, which is connected primarily to the hypergastric nerve.
Speaker 3: You can have a prostate orgasm and not ejaculate, so
Speaker 3: you can have another prostate orgasm and another one and
Speaker 3: another one and become multi orgasmic because you don't into
Speaker 3: your refractory period.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That is just I'm writing that down to the person
Speaker 2: that there's going to be no mess, because I've spoken
Speaker 2: on this show about how much I hate Jim and
Speaker 2: I said I'd love to live in a world where
Speaker 2: you could orgasm without making a mess. Uh, we've cracked it, amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm learning from this top let the segment I'm going
Speaker 1: to have a toy and I'm going to be in
Speaker 1: bed for an hour.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: The next one, this one I thought was really interesting.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this. Number four. It's good for your help.
Speaker 2: State massages is one way you can help reduce your
Speaker 2: risk of prostate cancer. Massage the plot state helps to
Speaker 2: clear the Oh god, what is this a prostatic duct?
Speaker 1: My Dyson does?
Speaker 2: What is a prostatic duct?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: So our reproductive system has a series of ducts that
Speaker 3: transport prostatic fluid or seminal fluid to form our jibs,
Speaker 3: and those ducts can get congested, right if we're not
Speaker 3: cleaned out right, it's cleaning the pipes. That's kind of
Speaker 3: where this idea kind of comes from in terms of
Speaker 3: kind of sexual lingo. So doing a manual massage on
Speaker 3: the prostate can be really beneficial for releasing and relaxing
Speaker 3: the fluid that's been congested in there, that's been stagnant
Speaker 3: in there. And oftentimes this is what's called prostate milking.
Speaker 3: You're you're releasing that prosthetic fluid in.
Speaker 2: It to stay milking.
Speaker 1: That's fair, It sounds great, that sounds funny, you know, y'ar. Six,
Speaker 1: I want to milk cows. We should all be taken
Speaker 1: and taught how to milk ourselves because it's beneficial. And
Speaker 1: if it's if it's helping us, my god, then that's
Speaker 1: brilliant and it feels good.
Speaker 3: Right yeah, Yeah, that's the benefit as well, is that
Speaker 3: it's the bonus I suppose is that it's your health
Speaker 3: and it feels good.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Now Number five on the reasons all men shoed try
Speaker 2: anal play. This is the one any straight man should
Speaker 2: listen up to. Okay, it makes you a better lover.
Speaker 2: When you learn how your own anatomy works, you will
Speaker 2: better understand the anatomy of others. If you ever want
Speaker 2: to get really good at penetrating, you need to know
Speaker 2: how it feels to be penetrated. There you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that that's a big one, I think, right, Cam,
Speaker 1: I can agree.
Speaker 3: With that totally. Yeah. This is like you wouldn't do
Speaker 3: something to another person that you haven't done yourself already. Right,
Speaker 3: that's kind of the principle behind this. And and for
Speaker 3: me personally, and for all the men that I've worked
Speaker 3: with hetero sexual dudes that have done this, they have
Speaker 3: all come back to me and said, I've got a
Speaker 3: new found appreciation for how slow you need to go,
Speaker 3: for how much lube you need to use, for how
Speaker 3: much patience you needed to have, for how much checking
Speaker 3: in you need to do. With regards to how the
Speaker 3: experience is going, they all translated that experience from themselves
Speaker 3: onto their partner, and you know, their partners then said, wow,
Speaker 3: you're way more attuned than attentive to the needs that
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: So your partner must just think you're the best fuck ever.
Speaker 3: We've been together for a long time as well, so
Speaker 3: we do know each other's bodies quite well.
Speaker 1: So they've really seen from you know, beginning to where
Speaker 1: you are now. Is the sex Buddha?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're actually expecting our first child to get ahead an.
Speaker 2: When that happens, when it We're.
Speaker 3: Thirty four weeks pregnant at the moment, so it's within
Speaker 3: the next month hopefully.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I don't know how the weeks work. I
Speaker 2: was like, what the thirty four men? But wow, that's
Speaker 2: quite paralleled.
Speaker 1: That's really the point the end. Yeah, wow, well, please
Speaker 1: let us know how you go. That's very exciting.
Speaker 2: I think it's quite possible that you are the first
Speaker 2: six white straight dude that we've had on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, my god, very true. We need to
Speaker 1: pause for that. Just on alpohlf. We're getting all the
Speaker 1: demos can before.
Speaker 2: We don't have We do have beautiful things, but he
Speaker 2: what he gets up to. Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's.
Speaker 1: Really it's quite I completely agree. We're all there. Before
Speaker 1: I let you go camp question, gave any advice or
Speaker 1: any any sort of don't know tip bits for like
Speaker 1: they're a better term about a rectal dysfunction, maybe in
Speaker 1: youth or maybe in gay men age startling. No, I'm
Speaker 1: perfectly fine. My ducks are clear. They are are maybe
Speaker 1: talking about a friend that I know or a podcast
Speaker 1: colors who has had to get viagra prescribed at the
Speaker 1: very young and youthful age of twenty four. I mean,
Speaker 1: any tips or any advice, Maybe Mitch's ducks need clearing
Speaker 1: in general, and I can help. We know that.
Speaker 2: Just for some background, Cam, I was put on antidepressants
Speaker 2: and one of the side effects is sexual dysfunction. Yes,
Speaker 2: so yes, just in case there was any you know,
Speaker 2: issues getting up and staying up in the bedroom, they
Speaker 2: prescribed me viagra as well, and didn't Mitch just fucking
Speaker 2: sink the boot in every week on the podcast. He
Speaker 2: was bringing it up. He just couldn't get over the
Speaker 2: fact that someone who is only twenty four or not
Speaker 2: in their eighties already needs viagra.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not like I made a segment called
Speaker 1: Viagra updated weekly to see how his penis was clearing
Speaker 1: now the blood flow was going. No, but it's very interesting.
Speaker 1: But Mitch also wasn't told that it took how many hours?
Speaker 1: Three hours to kick in, So he went on a hookup,
Speaker 1: popped a pill, and then he didn't get the stiffy
Speaker 1: until the guy you know went in a jiffy if you.
Speaker 2: Know, it only takes it acts like an hour to
Speaker 2: an hour and a half. But is that is that
Speaker 2: something you've talked about in your podcast, the rectile dist
Speaker 2: function all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, I've talked about natural viagras as well. So
Speaker 3: you're not keen on taking pharmaceuticals. There's other types of
Speaker 3: things that you can take to help with your sexual function.
Speaker 3: But you got to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got a.
Speaker 3: Little bit of some tidbits to focus on what pleasure
Speaker 3: you're experiencing. Right, So it's natural actually for erections to
Speaker 3: wax and wane over the course of a sexual experience,
Speaker 3: for them to get a little bit firmer, to get
Speaker 3: a little bit softer, maybe to go flacci completely, and
Speaker 3: then to become erect again. But then secondly, if you
Speaker 3: do kind of lose your erection, lose a little bit
Speaker 3: of firmness, one of the ways you can start to
Speaker 3: just continue that sexual experience and maybe allow that direction
Speaker 3: to come back is to start focusing on what you
Speaker 3: feel with your hands. Start to notice the sensation of
Speaker 3: pleasure from touching your partner's body, from touching your body.
Speaker 3: Focus on the pleasure rather than on that like performative.
Speaker 3: Oh god, now I don't have an erect clock. Now
Speaker 3: I can't do anything sexual. Just bring it back to
Speaker 3: the sensation of pleasure that you're experiencing, and oftentimes, by
Speaker 3: focusing on the pleasure, you'll start to enjoy yourself, and
Speaker 3: by enjoying yourself, you'll allow the direction to just come
Speaker 3: back naturally, and then you're able to be penetrative or
Speaker 3: do whatever it is that you want to do with
Speaker 3: your erect penis.
Speaker 5: Camp.
Speaker 1: I know this is a podcast, but Mitch has just
Speaker 1: filled an a four book. He's just been writing frantically.
Speaker 1: He's run a big kilometric or dry he's just writing
Speaker 1: notes frantically. No that they're very good tips. That's great,
Speaker 1: that's good for all of us. I mean we all
Speaker 1: go exactly like you said. I mean, you know, erections
Speaker 1: come and go. It happens to all of us, regardless
Speaker 1: of you know, a rectalta's function and things that are influencing.
Speaker 1: So great tips, and.
Speaker 2: There's plenty more tips you can get on the podcast
Speaker 2: Men's Sex and Pleasure with Cam Fraser. Cam, thanks for
Speaker 2: coming on the podcast today.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me on. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Cam.
Speaker 2: Al Right, before we get out of here, let's do
Speaker 2: TikTok school, shall we? Yes? Every time I spot a
Speaker 2: fun TikTok that someone's done, I'm like, I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: mitched to do that. Let's see if you can do that,
Speaker 2: make it better. Maybe you're going to be shit at it?
Speaker 2: Who knows?
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that he goes into teaching mode always
Speaker 1: a teacher?
Speaker 2: What do you mean he's just.
Speaker 1: Going to teaching mode like I just am ready to
Speaker 1: get my fruit breakout.
Speaker 2: I can be more of a teacher than that.
Speaker 1: Go Okay, let's try.
Speaker 4: Year seven?
Speaker 2: Yes, mister kes Oh wait, this is your lunchtime. We're wasting, sorry,
Speaker 2: mister Kep. Anyway, today's TikTok school, right, that was very good.
Speaker 1: You needed the keys hanging around your neck gonna lendard
Speaker 1: from your surf diving ski.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I just realized I'm wearing my TikTok martagary costume,
Speaker 2: so it's kind of fitting. I'm your TikTok teacher today,
Speaker 2: I'm the expert.
Speaker 1: So who's TikToker we plagiarizing?
Speaker 2: Well, you are familiar with this TikToker.
Speaker 5: Jennay.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, her name's jen Her username is spelt
Speaker 2: like jen A with four ms, three a's and two y's,
Speaker 2: so jen Aa.
Speaker 1: That's great for giving out your handle.
Speaker 2: But anyway, she she's a mom. She posts all these
Speaker 2: cooking videos and a lot of fun stuff like that.
Speaker 2: And she's also posting these videos called checking in where
Speaker 2: she kind of acts like she's just bumped into you
Speaker 2: in the kitchen. She's like, oh, hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: When just chat? And she'll do that door with the
Speaker 2: explorer thing where she'll leave a gap for you to reply. Oh,
Speaker 2: And it feels like it's just very wholesome's like that.
Speaker 2: She's like that nurturing auntie that you want to give
Speaker 2: a hug you don't say. I've got an example of
Speaker 2: one of Jenna's checking in videos.
Speaker 6: Oh sweet hard are you doing awake? Can't sleep?
Speaker 1: Just made a cup of tea?
Speaker 2: Would you like one?
Speaker 1: Tea?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter whether you do or don't.
Speaker 6: How better, I'll make you one and then I'll set
Speaker 6: it over here and if you want it, you can
Speaker 6: have it.
Speaker 1: This one's at camm mole one, so you don't need
Speaker 1: any milk with it.
Speaker 5: Okay, you get done, I'll st just here for you.
Speaker 6: So listen. If you want to talk about it, I
Speaker 6: can listen. Or if you don't want to talk about it,
Speaker 6: we can just hit here together.
Speaker 4: So how about.
Speaker 1: Eat aside what you'd like to do? So soothing? Just
Speaker 1: know whatever it is. But I love you very much
Speaker 1: and you're so special.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yes, see what I mean. They're very wholesome.
Speaker 2: I just I feel safe.
Speaker 1: Choose your own adventure novel. Yeah, it could really go
Speaker 1: down any route. I don't have to replay that and
Speaker 1: just be the girl it is.
Speaker 2: Yes, so people do juwet them on TikTok. But I
Speaker 2: don't want you to do a jewet. I want you
Speaker 2: to actually do your own because you've got that You've
Speaker 2: got that kind of you know, that friendly charm about you.
Speaker 2: I can you can make people feel comfortable and.
Speaker 1: Like arms are open, you can tell me anything.
Speaker 2: Yes, and so instead of she does lots of different ones.
Speaker 2: Sometimes she's eating lunch and she goes, I do want
Speaker 2: to have lunch together. Yeah, sometimes she's making tea or whatever.
Speaker 2: I figure because we've got some red Rooster crunchy fried
Speaker 2: chicken today, i'd get you even tried this yet?
Speaker 1: Have you? I've never had, That's right.
Speaker 2: I was going to bring it in for you. So well,
Speaker 2: firstly do you want do you want to try it
Speaker 2: and then do your checking in video or do you
Speaker 2: want to try it while doing No, I want to
Speaker 2: try it first.
Speaker 1: So I know what I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Because obviously red ruth side they're usually more of a
Speaker 2: roast took type of joint, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: But they're out of this crunchy fried chicken and it's
Speaker 2: absolutely delightful.
Speaker 1: I've got a leg been there before. This is.
Speaker 2: Some people hate when we eat on the podcast, So
Speaker 2: just don't chewing. You can hear the crun. Stop chewing
Speaker 2: the keep on purpose.
Speaker 1: I want to show them the crunk.
Speaker 2: It's good, right, it's moist. Oh yeah, good, you can
Speaker 2: work with that.
Speaker 1: I can work with this. I can keep the bars.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So just get your phone out, pop it in front
Speaker 2: of you and then just film a video, almost like
Speaker 2: you've just bumped into someone, and then you just kind
Speaker 2: of just talk really nice to them, be supportive, have
Speaker 2: a really nice, like gentle tone of boys, and keep
Speaker 2: it vague. So it's like you don't really know what
Speaker 2: they're going through, but you know, it's implied that they're
Speaker 2: going through something.
Speaker 1: And it's almost like they're in my house. Why are
Speaker 1: they in my house?
Speaker 2: Don't ask questions?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry, sorry, you.
Speaker 2: Put your hand up. You want to ask your teach
Speaker 2: you a question?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Keep just call out?
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go here?
Speaker 2: Oh hi, babe, can't you can't talk with your mouthful
Speaker 2: of food?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Take two and action.
Speaker 1: Oh hi, Dyllan, Yeah, you just caught me having some lunch. No,
Speaker 1: you'll fine, take your seat. Take your seat. You can
Speaker 1: still sit after the accident. Right, Oh good. Now, look,
Speaker 1: I know it's been a tough week for you, but
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know that I'm always
Speaker 1: here for you and I can always apply to the
Speaker 1: back moisturizer to the burns if yeah, oh yeah, oh
Speaker 1: pussy lesions, oh chalk, oh darling, don't cry, sweeper, you
Speaker 1: have a tissue? Yeah, they're cleanic. You know what, take
Speaker 1: the box, have it. It's mine as you It's okay. Hey.
Speaker 1: I know mom and Dad have been gone a decade now,
Speaker 1: but I just want you to know that I think
Speaker 1: of myself as a mother figure for you, and I
Speaker 1: want you to know that I'm always here. I'm just
Speaker 1: one one crutch walk away. Okay, I'm gonna leave this
Speaker 1: box of chicken here and you help yourself, all right,
Speaker 1: you go over a hot shower. Oh, I know you
Speaker 1: can't have those anymore, but you know what, I'll have
Speaker 1: a cold one to make you feel better. Okay, baby, Okay,
Speaker 1: great to see you. Yeah, kisses and see Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, I have with that aimed at Sophie de Lazy,
Speaker 2: I was about who you were picturing on.
Speaker 1: The other I'll do it. I can do a sweet one.
Speaker 1: I can do a nice one.
Speaker 2: What happened to me? She's just really it.
Speaker 4: I don't know where.
Speaker 2: You want to do another one.
Speaker 1: I'll make a positive okay, and you're ready and and action.
Speaker 1: Oh my, darlan, I'm just pulverizing the chicken for tea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: chicken kebs again. I know you chugged last time on
Speaker 1: that vine, so I won't. I won't give you the
Speaker 1: thigh this time. I see your nose. They're still bleeding.
Speaker 1: It's been twenty four hours, now, hand you should get
Speaker 1: that quarter ased. Yeah, I can do it for you.
Speaker 1: I've got a bick over there. If you need all right,
Speaker 1: you go to the doctors, you go to the surgery.
Speaker 1: I know Jennie, we went to school together us. You
Speaker 1: tell her, you tell them that. Marge says, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can talk to me about anything. Yeah, why don't
Speaker 1: you tell me?
Speaker 4: Molly is you are funny? You are a little comedian.
Speaker 1: All right, you scurry off? Hey, you want some want
Speaker 1: some chicken to take home to the orphanage? Take it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Come on? The box? Is yours?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, babes, great to see you and saying back
Speaker 1: to the chicken. I thought that was supposed to be
Speaker 1: a nice it really turned yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay. When it comes to marking, here at TikTok school.
Speaker 2: Both attempts were an f because you can't be that specific.
Speaker 2: You're talking about some orphan who has a nosebleed like abused.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you can't win them all, can you?
Speaker 1: Very true? I think I passed with flying colors. Should
Speaker 1: I do another one?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I can be really broad.
Speaker 2: No, it's all right. You have submitted your assessment.
Speaker 1: That's a pass.
Speaker 2: I feel like you got to learn from the expert.
Speaker 2: Let's get Jane on.
Speaker 1: Should we get her wrong?
Speaker 2: I feel like we should get on. Actually, did she
Speaker 2: the hoot?
Speaker 1: She could come in and do it to us live?
Speaker 1: Do what the babe thing that she checking in?
Speaker 2: Unbroken eye contact?
Speaker 1: Let's get her to assess your clip belly button big,
Speaker 1: isn't that? Yeah? I'll show your mind if you show
Speaker 1: me yours. No, I'm still crying, baby king, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, can you contact her? I have to
Speaker 2: do fucking everything.
Speaker 5: I'll look into it.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Brad, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, it's jen A with four n's,
Speaker 2: three a's, and two white.
Speaker 1: We need to contact TikTok and get that.
Speaker 2: She's one of my favorite TikTok if I got to
Speaker 2: say she is good.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just back into this chicken. It's fucking beautiful.
Speaker 2: People don't like when you're eating the podcast.
Speaker 1: I told you something to complained last time I did that. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: that is making.
Speaker 2: A check all right, back next week, Yes, episode fifty
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Speaker 1: Much better say to mind?
Speaker 2: Are we less rusty?
Speaker 1: Which needs a hydraulte and lie down and a shower too?
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that was the chicken, but no,
Speaker 1: it's a that's that is that hybrid button? All right?
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Speaker 5: Is it just me?
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Speaker 2: Well, welcome to A to D Brief. This is our
Speaker 2: secret segment. In the end, we just kind of hang
Speaker 2: out on the end, talk shit, unscripted, unplanned and goes
Speaker 2: a bit rogue.
Speaker 1: Can I say something, Oh Dylan, welcome to day Brief. No,
Speaker 1: anyone's welcome here. Even with an eyepatch, you can you
Speaker 1: can come right on in Sorry, they always go with deformity.
Speaker 2: It's not Yeah, they seem to. Can I just say,
Speaker 2: Jenny's barely said a word this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenny, you don't even hungover.
Speaker 2: Were you in a bit of shock from the anal talk?
Speaker 6: No, I've just I've just eaten a lot so high every.
Speaker 1: Show for the last fifty eight episodes, and I'm always fine.
Speaker 2: Not true at any given point, Mitch is full.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not even joking. Out vomited the other day
Speaker 1: just because I had too much food, not even sick.
Speaker 1: It was true. And we had a couple parties and
Speaker 1: I actually vomited just because they needed to free up
Speaker 1: some space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate that feeling.
Speaker 1: When you delete some photos from your camera on my
Speaker 1: body's like, let's get rid of a thousand from Christmas
Speaker 1: O eight, you know Christmas. We should be hungover more
Speaker 1: either flow and this is great. I don't know what
Speaker 1: happens to the chemical imbalance in my brain, but let's
Speaker 1: do it drunk more often.
Speaker 2: I really don't think we should keep doing this. We've
Speaker 2: done it a few times drunk. We've been drunk more
Speaker 2: often than not this season. But it's a bit of fun.
Speaker 2: I think the abby episode we had Champagne, didn't we.
Speaker 1: I went back and listened to that. By the end
Speaker 1: of it, we were fucking you were gone, and so
Speaker 1: she she was. She stood up and fell back into
Speaker 1: the chair. Fuck, I'm a celebrity. Get her out of here.
Speaker 1: And then that the episode because this is our first
Speaker 1: episode back in three weeks in the studio and Mitch
Speaker 1: passed out in his own bed in a cold sweat
Speaker 1: the day after surgery in Jenna and I are like,
Speaker 1: I should be dab at his forehead. Jane, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do.
Speaker 2: Can I ask a question about that? By the way,
Speaker 2: So when we did that episode from my bedroom after surgery,
Speaker 2: you made a montage of all these emotional get well
Speaker 2: soon messages, and I was thinking to myself, I mean,
Speaker 2: this is very sweet and I appreciate it, but o god,
Speaker 2: it feels a bit dramatic. I was just like, people
Speaker 2: are talking as though I had a near death experience.
Speaker 2: And then one of our listeners told me that when
Speaker 2: you reached out to everyone, you might have indicated that
Speaker 2: it was a bit more of a dramatic situation than
Speaker 2: it was. What the fuck did you say to everyone
Speaker 2: when you asked for these messages.
Speaker 1: I think, well, have I told this story that I
Speaker 1: had to go install live in injury? Yeah? You told
Speaker 1: me I see your Facebook group, because Mitch would have
Speaker 1: seen it otherwise what I asked was sending messages. I
Speaker 1: think he's a little bit nervous, which is in a
Speaker 1: stretch when anyonet to be nervous for surgery. And then
Speaker 1: I may or may not have said that it was
Speaker 1: your first ever surgery. Yeah, I said it's his first surgery,
Speaker 1: he's never had surgery before. Any shit scared.
Speaker 2: It's completely untrue.
Speaker 4: Why do I think that was true.
Speaker 1: I didn't even make it up. I genuinely thought you've
Speaker 1: never been under the knot that he.
Speaker 6: Was so casual about the surgery as well, they.
Speaker 2: Actually said to me, because that was my fourth by
Speaker 2: the way, I thought surgery, Yeah and so. And the
Speaker 2: first thing they said to me when they were putting
Speaker 2: me in that you know the cat scam machine thing
Speaker 2: where you kind of get put in that fucking tunnel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, out of the doughnut.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Apparently people are quite prone to freaking out when they're
Speaker 2: in that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And the nurse said to me, you were very calm
Speaker 2: for someone who has a cute appendicitis and I was like, babe,
Speaker 2: I've been there, done that was I was just like whatever.
Speaker 1: I was like, yep, seek whatever needles, you need to
Speaker 1: here whatever on the phone to our listeners please, And
Speaker 1: you wanted you.
Speaker 6: Wanted to record the podcast the next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. Don't knock me for being a
Speaker 2: good friend. I'm not knocking you. I just was trying
Speaker 2: to make sense of I was like, why were they
Speaker 2: so dramatic? Now it makes sense. I was like, they
Speaker 2: thought that I was terrified to be getting my first
Speaker 2: beautiful same you edited that with me.
Speaker 1: You should have picked up on it.
Speaker 5: No, I just liked the whole idea that he was
Speaker 5: maybe dying.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct. I even said that. I'm like, fact, like,
Speaker 1: what if you do get me Ninja cock or something
Speaker 1: by and then we have to re record and they're
Speaker 1: all like, we've already sent you, really sad ones. I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you just cry into the phone for twenty seconds
Speaker 1: and we'll do a crime on touge.
Speaker 6: But it was interesting how we realized we had fans
Speaker 6: in Russia.
Speaker 1: Yes, Soviet Russia, and in the UK. We want to
Speaker 1: know that was awesome from the USS and we had
Speaker 1: something in the UK. I got a couple of the
Speaker 1: next day that I couldn't include, So sorry those people,
Speaker 1: I did play them, now where are they? Didn't it
Speaker 1: make you feel loved?
Speaker 2: Of course I did, but I was just like, what what?
Speaker 2: How did this come about? Now it makes sense. You
Speaker 2: told everyone that I was terrified for my first episode
Speaker 2: three Yes, invent facts, don't you.
Speaker 1: I don't know my moral is what made you think?
Speaker 1: It was that never let the truth get in the
Speaker 1: way of a good story. That's been my motto since birth.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness as it Actually I was four month premature,
Speaker 1: secretly only three.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm never going to believe anything.
Speaker 1: But it's never It's always within three percent of the truth.
Speaker 1: It's never like, oh oh, Queen Elizabeth. We went on
Speaker 1: condiguing to give up. I did, but it's like, I, okay,
Speaker 1: let me tell you two stories. You tell me which
Speaker 1: is true, which is false?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: When I moved to New York, it's true. By the way,
Speaker 1: when I moved to New York to live, I met
Speaker 1: Seth Meyer as the host of the Late Show on
Speaker 1: the Street and we took a photo and he was like,
Speaker 1: you should come back and watch your taping on the
Speaker 1: show tonight, and I didn't know when I saw the
Speaker 1: taping and it was great.
Speaker 6: I saw a taping as well, show ye or.
Speaker 1: I met Seth Meyers on the street and I begged
Speaker 1: him for a photo while his brother pushed me away
Speaker 1: because it was the middle of Manhattan. It was someone's birthday.
Speaker 1: And then I said, I've got a ticket for your show,
Speaker 1: And not only did he not care, but he'd already
Speaker 1: walked off.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: That's the true story. That's the true story. But the
Speaker 1: first one sounds better. It sounds not hurting anyone.
Speaker 6: I mean, you did see him on the street.
Speaker 1: I got photo. Ten percent would have been like and
Speaker 1: I we had anal penetrated prostate ducked clearing sex ducked clearing.
Speaker 1: It actually kind of makes me. You know, when you
Speaker 1: pop a big pimple, you get an ingrown toenail out
Speaker 1: and it kind of fits. It's good. That's why I
Speaker 1: get that vibe like I would feel good, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you've suddenly got like an O C D about
Speaker 2: clearing your ducks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to clear my ducks. Why don't you
Speaker 1: guys continue? Add brother and I can check on some
Speaker 1: music and I go clear my ducks.
Speaker 2: Everyone's got that mental image now that it's going to be.
Speaker 1: Sit with that more internal everyone's prostate looks the same.
Speaker 5: Hayden's going to be old. I look, I don't really
Speaker 5: want anything, but I just want to clear my die.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was his birthday next week.
Speaker 2: You should propose on the show.
Speaker 6: No after clearing your ducks.
Speaker 1: No, my ducks would be backed out. Would you ever
Speaker 1: propose to your potential future partner on the pod? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. See, I reckon. I'd be the one
Speaker 2: proposed to.
Speaker 1: My mum said that, So what do you two do?
Speaker 2: You're definitely going to be the one proposing. I reckon.
Speaker 1: I think romantic. Yeah, for our anniversary recently.
Speaker 2: You'd be furious if he proposed to you. You'd be like,
Speaker 2: how dare you? You just took away from my opportunity
Speaker 2: to look like the nice car.
Speaker 1: I already know where I'm getting the rings from.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you have thought about it.
Speaker 1: I know where I'm getting the rings from. We've discussed it,
Speaker 1: and I'm getting a good discount by saying the name
Speaker 1: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare?
Speaker 1: House of cador Xenna's looking after me. So Xenna from
Speaker 1: House of Cadoor. Everything you need, boutique necklaces, ear rings.
Speaker 1: She also does cars and chi can bake and is it.
Speaker 6: Whenever you go Insoide like in the storm, she gives
Speaker 6: you wine.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's good to see you like os. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she went a dozen come in your way, sent me
Speaker 1: a dozen, didn't even need them.
Speaker 2: So you use and abuse this podcast to get cheap rings,
Speaker 2: but you can't even guarantee the proposal will happen live
Speaker 2: here my.
Speaker 1: God says you. Oh I'm a bit dying today in
Speaker 1: this boo hoo shirt.
Speaker 6: We could get it for free.
Speaker 1: You've never said that on your Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my Instagram. I can do what I like
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Very true, you do what I like.
Speaker 2: You proposed to your boyfriend because I fucking said, so we.
Speaker 1: Have to get We have to go to a tribune. Jenna.
Speaker 1: Should I propose to hate?
Speaker 2: Jenna decides, I can I answer? Get it, get it
Speaker 2: ol on, get the sound effect.
Speaker 6: Okay, I personally think that.
Speaker 2: You should propose to hateen on the shop. There you go,
Speaker 2: it's out of your control. Now it's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yam, I made a big mistake. I'm really uncomfortable
Speaker 1: und to stand for a bit. Accidentally put on Hayden's
Speaker 1: Sundays and they're really tight on the waistband.
Speaker 2: How did you not realize that quite quickly?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Right, okay, sorry, round.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Can actually can you pass the leftover Crispy fried chicken?
Speaker 2: Please get the fucking credit right and then we'll talk
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Crispy chicken, no battered bird deceased, that's it.
Speaker 2: Crispy fried chicken, crunchy oh, just like a chocolate milkshake.
Speaker 1: Only crunchy fried chicken. Can you buy scraunch yourried chicken?
Speaker 2: Please get it yourself? You're right, yeah, it's not right
Speaker 2: next to you?
Speaker 1: Have you guys tried to reach a pineapple for it?
Speaker 1: I would love you to have a bite.
Speaker 2: Talk on the microphone, you idiot, pick up the chicken
Speaker 2: and then go back listen.
Speaker 1: If you guys want to join AD debrief, what do
Speaker 1: they have to do? Mitchell? Eh, what do people have
Speaker 1: to do to join ADA Debrief?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Every time I got to buy your chicken, I sin
Speaker 1: we are in AD debrief to get into the oh
Speaker 1: the Secret Facebook?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want any count joining us.
Speaker 1: We when this is ourselves in some poor beach who
Speaker 1: works at the local Soupe Prey trying to enter every
Speaker 1: week for the last month.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, are you talking about the Facebook group endurant Idiots?
Speaker 2: Stop eating into them? Oh my god, you were so
Speaker 2: annoying today. I'm going home.
Speaker 1: Tell them about the group. You need to be near
Speaker 1: your microphone when you speak.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was that? Oh? I was like, what
Speaker 2: the hell? Yeah, so the indurant idiots Facebook group. The
Speaker 2: anentry question is what's the name of our secret segment?
Speaker 2: And if you don't know it, then you don't get
Speaker 2: let in, and we just have to keep rejecting the
Speaker 2: same soup Prey girl, the same you don't know the
Speaker 2: answer that we're you're not letting you.
Speaker 1: In pictures on a horse, So it's you.
Speaker 2: Can you sit down and stop eating? You can do
Speaker 2: that after the show. Put in the microwave.
Speaker 1: Does read uster have a character like herd the rooster
Speaker 1: have a name?
Speaker 2: You're feral?
Speaker 1: Get me some verve. It's just like a western suburb
Speaker 1: Christmas party.
Speaker 4: Isn't it all right?
Speaker 1: Let's go No, I'm enjoying this lang. We haven't been
Speaker 1: in our studio for three weeks.
Speaker 4: Hm hm, true.
Speaker 1: This is the first episode of this season alone in
Speaker 1: studio because he had Aby Chatfield. Then your appendix blew up.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find we had did episode one just
Speaker 2: us really, yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 5: We did.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the first episode back in.
Speaker 1: The Beautiful Sam's got the Red Rooster. Yeah, there is
Speaker 1: a red Rooster mascot.
Speaker 2: That's not the.
Speaker 6: That's just a person dressed in it rooster costume.
Speaker 5: But he's at Red Rooster and he's got the logo
Speaker 5: and everything. He's terrifying.
Speaker 2: That would have just been a one off something that's
Speaker 2: not like that. It's not like a Ron McDonald's situation
Speaker 2: where there are.
Speaker 1: What she's wearing a red wig.
Speaker 2: No one can see this. This is so bad, so bad,
Speaker 2: Today's add We've just been the worst thing I've ever
Speaker 2: Why we keep it a sect. We tell people who
Speaker 2: were sitting there chewing with your mouth open, talking with
Speaker 2: a mouthful of food and talking about photos that no
Speaker 2: one else can see, it's the worst, to.
Speaker 6: The corner of the room and not speaking on the microphone.
Speaker 1: And now it was like a Lisa Lamb hiding in
Speaker 1: the corner, staring with my hands eating chicken convoluting?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: Poor Lisa Lamb?
Speaker 6: Oh, may she rest in peace?
Speaker 1: She was killed. What we're watching on Netflix, Mitch, because
Speaker 1: you've had a lot of time off to sit on that.
Speaker 2: But I watched what is it called again? Firefly Lane?
Speaker 1: Is that Catherine Heigel? Yes?
Speaker 2: She good?
Speaker 4: It was very good.
Speaker 2: There was one thing that I thought was really fucking weird, though,
Speaker 2: and it was that they had Catherine Heigel's mother. Yes,
Speaker 2: they had all these flashback scenes when they were kids,
Speaker 2: and then they went to them as adults, right, and
Speaker 2: they had the same actress playing the twenty year old
Speaker 2: version of the mum and the six year olds. They
Speaker 2: did a very bad job at making her look old.
Speaker 2: Oh they didn't age her up, nah, They just basically
Speaker 2: put a fucking gray wig, and like she didn't even
Speaker 2: look that wrinkled. I was like, you don't look like
Speaker 2: her mother.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's had work done.
Speaker 2: But also, sixty year olds don't have like gray hair
Speaker 2: like that, and these days most people try and you.
Speaker 1: Know, seventy is the new sixty. It's just going up. Interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very bad. That was so off putting.
Speaker 2: I was just like, you, you look like a twenty
Speaker 2: year old in a gray wig.
Speaker 1: They did that in one of the Marvel movies recently,
Speaker 1: Like they see Gi'd Tony Stark to be young, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this looks awful. Yeah, looks like he's got
Speaker 1: pancake batter on his face. Like I thought, we have
Speaker 1: gotten to the point where cg. If we can make
Speaker 1: Godzilla tear through New York convincingly, then we can make
Speaker 1: a human younger again with CGI.
Speaker 2: Right, do you remember when they see Gi' fucking the
Speaker 2: baby vampire and my like.
Speaker 1: I've never seen any of the tie. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what they see? You had the baby baby? Can you
Speaker 1: get the renes?
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a cross between Bella and Edward's mother's
Speaker 2: renee and esme.
Speaker 1: Well, it's almost no, that's not it. That's that's a meme.
Speaker 1: Oh what's that one? That's not real?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: That's not okay? Oh yeah, that's horrific.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was terrifying.
Speaker 1: That's like, remember they did American Sniper and they actually
Speaker 1: they did the baby doll and Bradley Cooper was holding it, right,
Speaker 1: can you get the sorry Paul Sam's been typing baby
Speaker 1: picks into Google's going to be raided? But Bradley Cooper's
Speaker 1: holding a baby beyond in his arm. I heard about
Speaker 1: you could like see the stitch marks in its neckline.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, that's not a real baby.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen this hold on.
Speaker 1: It's really bad. It's it's a baby.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's quite clearly not a real it's
Speaker 2: a toy. God, it don't even look heavy.
Speaker 1: Have you seen One Division? I'm obsessed with One Division? No, no,
Speaker 1: oh my god. One Division is incredible. And I've been
Speaker 1: sent videos of Agatha all along. I mean, of course,
Speaker 1: pretty Sam is right across the MCU.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: How do you change his fucking adjective every time?
Speaker 1: Because he's pretty?
Speaker 2: Beauty George just Sam.
Speaker 5: I'm personally I prefer pretty.
Speaker 2: Use get a name that you can commit to it.
Speaker 2: We don't screw she's this groundskeeper Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty Sam.
Speaker 5: I like pretty.
Speaker 1: I like pretty because you actually are more pretty than beautiful.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's a difference.
Speaker 2: But it used to be sexy Sam because people used
Speaker 2: to compliment his voice whenever he was on.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever said sexy Sam, No, but
Speaker 1: the listeners.
Speaker 2: Did, and then you got the word wrong. It's ketch.
Speaker 1: A couple of listeners it's a couple of mitches. God,
Speaker 1: I want to just pick up another piece of chicken
Speaker 1: and eat it into the microphone.
Speaker 2: It's not the sort of thing you can eat quietly.
Speaker 1: No, I completely agree.
Speaker 6: I've been watching Search Party on stand and it's very good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There's a few people that recommended that yourself, a search.
Speaker 1: Party very good.
Speaker 6: I was actually recommended it by our boss, Kieren right, really,
Speaker 6: and it's very good.
Speaker 1: Very You know the lead actor that really gay one. Yes,
Speaker 1: he went to same acting school as I did in
Speaker 1: New York. Really, Oh, I love him Tic acting school.
Speaker 1: We both went there.
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 1: He really never met him, but he went there a
Speaker 1: couple of years before me. All the teachers are like
Speaker 1: John Early, John Early said his name. Everyone's like John
Speaker 1: Early studied here, John Early, Johnet Rose Berrin study here.
Speaker 1: You know, Felicity Huffman. I'm like, well, she's in prison.
Speaker 1: So from the dad you what famous people went to
Speaker 1: your Uni McQuary uni.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Kate Blanche went to mine.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know any McQuary unied people.
Speaker 1: Really, you'd probably have it, yes, I do.
Speaker 6: Rachel Carparney from the Cloud's daughters.
Speaker 2: She went there, Yes, she did.
Speaker 4: What does she study?
Speaker 1: I went to? What do I know more about your
Speaker 1: study history than I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, what where did you study? Jenna?
Speaker 6: You want to stuw really and neither is part of that.
Speaker 6: So that's why you know when I won that Arts
Speaker 6: and Media Award prize. Another one was the Cate Blanchett Award.
Speaker 1: You're joking. I never keep I had a lot of Sam.
Speaker 1: Can you google alumni Atlantic Acting School Atlantic? Yeah? Atlantic,
Speaker 1: like the Ocean or Virgin Atlantic.
Speaker 2: Hang on, I don't like that. Sam's now the Googler.
Speaker 2: That Jenna's only purpose so many other things. Jenna, you're
Speaker 2: still the Googler.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, only one way to decide. Do
Speaker 1: you like me to look it up?
Speaker 5: Oh? There we go.
Speaker 1: Here's the alarm of my school and.
Speaker 4: My girl.
Speaker 1: Oh Clark Greg he's in the MCU Sam.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, rosebern Wonder.
Speaker 2: Went to my school. How long did you go to
Speaker 2: this school?
Speaker 1: For better part of eight months? I did one year. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me tell you if I still study it. If
Speaker 1: I was, if I made it in the theater world,
Speaker 1: they chuck me up here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not noticing. Mitchell Churi on this list at all.
Speaker 2: No, it's almost like you're not notable.
Speaker 1: Look at the tabs on the left notable alumni, alumni.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're in the alumni.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm in the bottom. Who else is in there? Oh,
Speaker 1: they don't have a list.
Speaker 2: All right, we should go.
Speaker 6: Well, you can do a virtual no, thank you.
Speaker 1: I can't believe Elizabeth also went to my acting school.
Speaker 1: Guys one division went to my school. I can claim
Speaker 1: that for the rest of my life. And there's no
Speaker 1: three percent on that. Pretty Sam, Mitch, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? And how to recover? Have a sleep?
Speaker 2: I've got to edit and upload this podcast?
Speaker 1: So true? You really do do it? Can we go?
Speaker 1: You really want to leave y fifteen having fun with
Speaker 1: my pals?
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: How's your wounds? Your wounds?
Speaker 2: Oh they're pretty much back to noll apart from the
Speaker 2: fucking maimed. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Yah. Can we put a pick up on socials?
Speaker 2: Clear?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and see say clar or belly button?
Speaker 2: Right? Okay?
Speaker 4: I like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that.
Speaker 1: Okay, people will want to see ye, So take a
Speaker 1: selfie and then we ladies and gents will be back
Speaker 1: next week. Almost at episode sixty two.
Speaker 2: We're heading it up to the sixtieth that we're going
Speaker 2: to do anything for that, quite.
Speaker 1: Like your birthday, I'll think, will leave it. When is
Speaker 1: your birthday coming up soon? Ry? Yeah, well that's coming
Speaker 1: up soon.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas.
Speaker 1: No, but sooner than that. Jenna Win's yours June, Sam August.
Speaker 2: So Jennet is next?
Speaker 1: What date? Yes, oh, Janna, there's thirty days. All.
Speaker 2: I know that we made such a who ha on
Speaker 2: the podcast for Jenny's birthday. I didn't get shit, and
Speaker 2: you didn't. You got who.
Speaker 1: I did get who.
Speaker 6: We were on break for your birthday, and I remember
Speaker 6: we're going to do a big one this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we had a memorial service for your surgery.
Speaker 1: Surely you felt loved.
Speaker 2: Oh no, there was no question to that. I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I'm not dead.
Speaker 1: It's fading. The TikTok silicon dress is slipping off, that
Speaker 1: glittered to You're gonna be in the shower for an hour.
Speaker 2: I actually can't wait to shower. It all shower out
Speaker 2: of my head.
Speaker 6: You have a dog collar on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I think it's what you'd call a choker,
Speaker 2: a dog color.
Speaker 1: It's one of those dog holes that you put on
Speaker 1: one that bite, so you go, so you can link
Speaker 1: the muzzle up.
Speaker 2: I'll want a shame run out of time.
Speaker 1: All right, we're back next week. Please leave us a review.
Speaker 1: It keeps us going, and you also go in the
Speaker 1: running if your review is read out on the pod
Speaker 1: to get some Red Rooster merge or some merge or
Speaker 1: some free Red Rooster food. We're gonna go pick ourselves out,
Speaker 1: soak up all the alcohol and we will be back
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: Catch it then, guys, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: But there