WEBVTT - #58: Mardi Gras Hangover 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:05.160 People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.319 fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:14.400 musical Pippot. Some things that make more sense than others 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:21.279 bring pikes, nurseries, mercury pikes, p y k e s Hey, 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:25.360 why I hey as in kill hey? 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:25.799 Why? 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:27.880 Okay? 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:31.960 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:32.240 Food? 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:34.240 Why is your life so expensive? 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:35.720 I'm not even having a good child. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.360 Is just. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:41.280 A couple of mitches? 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:42.159 What about me? 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:49.240 Don't forget? He is mixture and. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:52.600 Yeah, welcome guy, Happy Marty Gras. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.600 This is the official is it just me Marty Grass 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.880 Hangover Show? Yeah, that's right, powered by Red Rooster. We sho. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:02.720 Yes, I'm drowning my sorrows in Red Roost of the 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.160 perfect hangover face. I got to say they happened to 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:09.560 be our show sponsor. But I do genuinely. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.080 No ten seconds, but. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.080 I do genuinely adore. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.440 Oh that's the best. Yeah, A very different kind of 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.399 pineapple frier in your mouth? Last night too? Was Mardi Gras? Hey? 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.080 No, no, that was I was the good girl last night? 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:22.280 Were you no action? 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:22.800 Nothing? 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:27.000 Well, there was definitely a little bit of queerness. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:28.240 Yeah, definitely. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:32.440 Oh my shoulders are sorry, like a gym workout from dancing. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:36.440 Yes, so any of our international listeners. The Marti Gras 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:41.039 is Sydney's big Pride festival, so yes, So I was 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.320 partying well into the night. I'm still in my costume. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.920 Right. I thought I was doing a podcast with Adam 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.880 Levine for a second. Oh my goodness, Adam Levina is 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:50.320 very gay. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:51.800 You mean Adam Lambert? 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:53.240 Adam Lamber? Yeah, who did I say? 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:55.680 Yeah, Adam Levine. Isn't that the guy? 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:56.920 Yeah? 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.160 I was gonna say I'd be thrilled to look like 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:01.800 Adam Levine, but it's just not the cake. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.280 Mitch got twelve tats and a buzz cutover. You know 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:08.239 what they say about hangovers. Yes, hair of the Dog. 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.480 Oh no, oh I don't think I can. 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:15.360 Freddie Mercury would have wanted, why. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:16.920 Do you always buy champagne for this show? We need 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:17.560 to stop drinking. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.120 So this is like one hundred and fifty old wattle 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.400 of champagne. Abby Chatfield left this here when she co 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:23.680 hosted Oh that's right. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.040 She was meeting up with a friend after she left 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.800 the studio, and she got them a present, which is 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.680 that champagne? And then she left it behind and I 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:33.960 was like, hey, babe, can we have it here? 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.320 It is so come on, here are the dog? Beautiful Sam? 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.040 Do you wanna do you want to over come? 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:40.240 On? 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.440 I'll bring one out, poor beautiful Sam. This is the 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.919 first show back in the tower. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.760 I know because Sam's been helping us out with producing 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.440 and in the studio and stuff for here for season 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:53.480 three and then we just pissed off for two weeks. 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:57.440 I pictured him like sitting at the glass staring into 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.000 an empty studio like are they not coming in this week? 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.320 Like a a voodle and a toy store, just sitting 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.560 on shredded paper waiting to be born. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.240 We're recording the show on my bed, and I'm like, 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:07.480 you told Sam, right. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.359 I'm just sitting at home by myself, wondering. 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:15.239 I just sitting out outside the glass on a sleeping bag. 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:17.280 I said, who's Sam? 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:17.760 Yeah? 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:21.000 Yeah, he did, Okay, Jenna, who is he now on 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:24.239 the show today? Mitchell speaking of Abby Chatfield. Actually, a 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.760 couple of weeks ago when she was on she was 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.680 talking about how much she loves anal sex. 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:31.720 Really I didn't notice. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:35.400 And I was talking about how you. Even as the 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:39.160 game en, it's still a little bit reluctant to allow 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.480 that to be anything but an exit that area. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:44.080 That is not true. You're obsessed with my butt. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.080 Goodness, I don't know why you think I've made this up. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:51.640 This is a conversation we've had true. Anyway, I did 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.200 listen back, and Abby and I were being like, Babe, give. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:54.360 It a go. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:58.080 Whatever. There's so many perks to anal, and it did 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:01.040 sound a little bit like we were like interrogating you, 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:03.000 like pressuring you to do something you didn't want to do. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.560 So don't think of it like that, because today I've 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.440 got a sex coach coming on and he's going to 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.760 be doing the top five reasons why men should consider 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.400 anal play a sex coach. 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:13.560 Yes, so it'sout me. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:16.240 It's not so much about me doing like an intervention 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:19.600 on you. It's more just a general It's really interesting 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.640 what he had to say. I did go to write 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.680 the top five myself and I actually couldn't think of 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:24.360 five reasons. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.880 I was like, I don't know, feels good. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.360 So yes, I found this sex expert to come in 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:31.960 the show cam for eight that he'll be joining us 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:32.440 later on. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:32.719 Yeah. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.440 And he has his own podcast too, Men's Sex and 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.280 Pleasure with Cam Fraser, so. 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.440 He knows what he knows what he's talking about more 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:39.960 than me. So yes, we'll get him. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.400 On exciting plus what else is coming up? Or we'll 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:43.760 do a TikTok school right? 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.680 Yes, correct, And this is where we like to rip 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.760 off other people's ideas, essentially plagiarism. And this one does 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.400 is gonna this Red Roos will come in handy put 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:54.680 it that way. It involves food. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:57.040 So your favorite well, I never know. I don't know what, 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.600 like what class I'm entering. You know, it could be physics, 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.039 be sciences, it could be theater. You know, I'd flourish. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.839 But Mitches found a TikTok that he thinks I'd be it. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.679 I'd be good I or you think I'd be terrible 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:08.840 at Do you try to trip me up? Or you 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:09.560 want me to succeed? 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.520 I reckon this will be good for you. 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:13.240 Have you showered? 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.200 Yeah? I did shower. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.279 You just keept your head out? 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.800 Yeah, because I had so much? Are the lyrics in 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:23.280 this song? Yeah, I've noticed the What is it? 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:28.359 Do you get rid of that? It's been repeating the 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:31.560 whole time Rambolin and Maracartho, the girl from the Blacks 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:36.400 get rid of that. So you did shower? I did, yes, 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.200 because that outfit, guys, it's on the Instagram to a 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.320 couple of mitches on Instagram. It looks glued to you. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.920 Yeah, it's not easy. It's a very tight latex outfit. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.560 What was the before we start the show? What was 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.880 the parade like? Because we've done the parade together on 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:52.160 the Kiss float, but this year it was you were 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.600 in a stadium. You're like, Babe the Pig the finale 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.520 of the movie when they're all parading around that that 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.200 cricket ground. That's what it was like. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:02.240 Yes, because for COVID reasons, they moved it from the 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.000 iconic Oxford Street obviously, and it was the first time 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:06.880 it was in a stadium, and I got to tell you, 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.719 as someone in the parade, it did feel a lot 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:10.599 more rock star. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:11.159 Yeah. 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.560 At stadium, I thought I was pink. I was like, 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:15.560 in my mind, this is my show and you're all 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.039 my fan. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:20.600 The two that she cancel because she had explosives. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.600 Well, she flies on a freakin trapeez bright. She can't 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:23.720 be shouting over the audience. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.760 She was sorry side. She was far too wonders when 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:27.120 that happened. When she came to sit and she's like, 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:30.840 got to counsel all seven shows. I'm shitting blood. I'm like, pink, 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:32.720 it could have set a migraine darling and we would 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.760 have believed it. So okay. So you were walking around 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.200 and you had they were like screens. Some of the 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.520 bloody gays were kuting screens like it was a trojan horse. Wheah, 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.080 your videos, I know. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:44.960 So I was on the TikTok flow and they had 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.400 these big TV screens playing people's tiktoks and I was 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.120 one of them. So I was like, I didn't even 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:49.680 have to turn up. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:53.240 No, I remember, you walked straight past me. So I 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:57.080 was hosting the Kiss broadcast from the bleachers from the stands, 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:58.799 and I was interviewing all the gays. It was great. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.920 And then I was waiting and wating and waiting for 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.840 you to come past, and I'm like, I am three 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.960 rows back from the crowd. He can't not see me. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.359 And then I see the giant TikTok logo. What is it? 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:12.240 The is the giant? Isn't it a treble treble cleff? 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.880 Because it used to be music alley and as you're 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.040 driving up, I'm like, here he is. And then I 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:22.680 got chill, and this queer man in front of me 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:25.680 turns around and goes, who the fuckers Mitchell? And I 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.480 go I host a podcast with him because what's it 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.400 called a couple of Mitches? Is just me because I'm Mitch, 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:30.800 and right put it in his notes. 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:32.760 On thinkingey if you mean. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.560 Me, thank you, and you didn't see me you walk 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.520 straight past. But then I did FaceTime on them. 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:41.600 Listen. I had quite a few people, including yourself, have 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:45.160 a crack at me for ignoring them, quote unquote. One 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:48.600 person was genuinely upset. They're like, I'm so disappointed. I 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.240 was yelling out to you and you were just you 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.080 chose to look the other way. And I was like, guys, 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:56.680 it's a stadium of thirty thousand people like I can't 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.840 hear you and the music lasting, let's like and there 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:03.520 were pyrotechnics and shit, and so I was just like, 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.200 I'm not ignoring you. It's just there's a parade happening. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.200 I'm a bit busy. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.600 It's the same as if you were screaming out Pink's 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:10.360 name and she. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.600 Didn't look very true. Are you yelling yelling at your uncle? 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:17.120 Who's the air pane part? Yes, Uncle Burst in a 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.880 three eighty cruising at three thousand feet The next day Christmas, 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.880 you didn't lave to meet Uncle Burst. I'm flying a plane. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.360 You're dead ship. Well look, I thought you looked beautiful. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:29.080 And then we did unight. We both ended up at 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:30.000 the same after party. 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.640 Do you know what happened, Dienna. No, the weirdest thing 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:38.160 between Mitchell and I. You walked in the room and 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:43.000 we like, hi, darling, happy matigra. And I was like, 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:43.800 we don't do that. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.760 No, I don't think I gave you a cheek kiss. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.480 Oh my god, yeah you did. And I was like, no, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:48.560 I didn't do it. Back whoop. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:50.400 And I bought him a drink. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:57.160 You hut. And the rest is they say, was there 0:08:58.360 --> 0:08:58.920 was the blessing. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:01.160 That was, That was, And I had all the boddy 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:03.440 because there's a parade for everything. Like sitting there, they're 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:07.840 like and coming up now Sydney asexuals. Good for them. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:11.040 It was good at the stadium when they announced each float. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.920 So I quite enjoyed the Martigrad being at the SCG. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.760 But I do like Oxford three to iconic, so I'd 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:17.640 be happy either way. 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:21.720 New South Wales oxygen breathers. That's just all of us, 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:22.040 isn't it. 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:23.280 We all the New. 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:27.520 South Wales eyelash extension, enthusiasm. Everyone has a fucking flow. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.080 It's like the Eats to Show Sydney. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.480 Yeah, they give every pig a ribbon, the best pig. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.080 It's like, please, I've won it a couple of times. Anyway, 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.800 Mardi Gras was good. We're relaxed and we got some 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.240 rooster on my Buttommet pops, what are you chowing down on? 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:40.439 Mitch? 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:41.320 What do you have in front of you? 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:42.640 Oh, just a bit of everything. 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:44.520 You actually have quite a few boxes. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.560 Yeah, I actually this is I look like a bit 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:46.960 of a pig. 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.920 Don't you notice Jenna she pumped a large chips. 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.800 And a rooster role, Yeah I did, Jenna? Are you 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:54.520 even hung over? Did you do anything for Martigra? 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.959 I was at home watching it on TV. Great, had 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:58.640 a few wine. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:00.800 You as upset as I was that they barely featured 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:02.600 me on the television. We're barely seen. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:04.800 Yes, you're cut from the broad I know. I did 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:05.439 a close up on. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:05.679 Me, though. 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:06.640 I was devastated. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.320 Well, great to have you here. Thank you, have a 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.120 pineapple fritter, and enjoy the show. It's you first time listening. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:14.720 Welcome to Is it just met? We start the same 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.800 way every week. Two igems? Two? Is it just me? 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.360 Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Plus coming 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.640 up Red Rooster reviews your chance to win some free 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:25.400 Red Rooster maybe even some merch standby. Should we start, Mitch? 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.320 Why don't you go first? You know, Adam Levine can 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:28.000 jump right here. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:29.760 I'm happy to kick things of what's yours going to be? 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.400 Mine's just an observation I've had this week, and I 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.240 think it's a bit of life advice that we all 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:40.600 could take, and we all could grow by using what's yours? 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:41.760 Well you're about fine? 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:45.240 Okay, Sure I am. I'll press the button. Enjoy Is 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:46.320 it just me? 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.760 Does my belly button look like a clip? What? 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.080 Dear? Raise your hand? If you've ever seen a clip? 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.760 Well, I know that you're the only one here that has. Oh, Sam, 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:00.520 you've seen one occasionally? 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:06.880 Great, she said, So just Jenna has one. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.240 I meant like, obviously, it's quite different looking down at 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.200 your own and being like full frontal with someone else's 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:13.640 birds eye anyway. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.120 You are very different views of the wet snake. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:21.200 So this was not always the case. But after the 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:25.160 appendix surgery a couple of weeks ago, the keyhole surgery, right, 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.440 they had to cut the belly button, and the last 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.160 couple of weeks it's been like with bandages and stuff. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.240 I've taken the bandages off to replace them, but not 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.040 really looked closely. You've been bloated too, yes, And so 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.480 a couple of days ago, when I finally took the 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.599 bandages off because it was healed, I looked down and 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.240 I was like, oh my god, it's like I used 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.840 to have an inny, but now it's kind of half inny, 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:50.680 half outing, because it's like this this bean shaped skin 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.720 that's just kind of poking out. And I was like, 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.760 I've never seen one, but you know how they say, 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.920 you know, flicking the bean. I'm like, I feel like 0:11:59.040 --> 0:11:59.760 that's what it is. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.719 So you've got like a hybrid belly button. Yes, it's 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:04.520 like it's like a prius of a belly but and. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:08.000 So I need someone like yourself, who has been up 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:12.400 close and personal with a clitteress to tell me if 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.000 it looks like well, see, it's. 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:15.560 It's almost like someone who's been in a car crash, 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.800 you know, like I was there, I saw it all happen. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.600 But I'm trying to forget it. Why because it's not 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.880 it's not you know, it's not my vibe. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:24.679 Well, then I won't show you. Then screw it. What 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:25.079 do you got? 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.840 I want to see it. I'm just saying everything. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.200 I don't know what we got from me asking does 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.280 my belly button look like a clip to him talking 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:35.839 about cars? 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.199 It's a metaphor saying that I don't quite remember the 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:41.640 whole exp I can't like picture it anyway. Stand up. 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.320 Actually, I just realized that this is not going to 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:46.360 be an easy outfit to maneuver. I mean, I'm in 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.360 a freaking leotardt some mintographs. 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:49.959 And sisters or do you want to keep that for 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:50.320 the kids? 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:51.480 No, Jenna, can you get my zip? 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:51.719 Yes? 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.319 Formal after party? Hold my hair up while I vomit. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:02.360 Come over here right ready to see my clip? You go? 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:03.520 Oh? 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:04.520 Is that a clip? 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:10.880 Oh? It looks more like a hemorrhoid than a clip. 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.439 I get like a bum hemorrhoid. No, No, it doesn't 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:20.160 like a clip. Okay, No, congratulations, Scar, Well I've only looked. 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:25.240 I've been with a few women, but from my recollection, 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:29.559 it's a bit more covered, like it's got like a 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.559 covering on it, right, I mean, pretty Sam, you've been there. 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.280 It's not as I think. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:34.880 Hemorrhoid is probably the best. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:39.040 Yeah, Jenna, as someone who has one and sees it 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:42.360 on a probably weekly basis, has is that what it 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:42.880 looks like? 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:43.280 No? 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:47.040 Okay, also a clittery. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.199 In my mind, that's what they look like to throw 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.400 you or now, and they look like a hemorrhoid. So good, 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:52.839 it will definitely awful for her. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.880 You have a beautiful belly button, though, Okay, it's not 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.000 as big as well, right Sam, Like I don't think. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.720 It's no, no, no, I mean I feel like that's kind 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.120 of a whole sort of area. It's a little smaller, 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:04.600 a little bit more correct. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.040 It's like finding the car park at an airport. It's 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:08.760 like right at the top, and it's a bit hard 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.720 to get to that vibe. So a lot of straight 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.120 men have never seen one themselves, and they do it 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.880 every now, you know, all right, ready for my agent, 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.559 we'll move on from my mutilation. You've got a beautiful 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:21.480 belly button, No, worries you don't belly button shame on 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:24.360 the show. But I've seen Jenny's My God, all right? 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:27.960 Is it just me? 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:34.480 Is repeating the same thing twice way more impactful than 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:35.040 just saying it? 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:38.400 And then you're going to say that whole sentence again? 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:42.040 Yeah, like god, you've got a beautiful belly button. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:45.520 Beautiful Definitely, I agree. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:47.440 And you can do the whole sentence too, you can go. 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.960 It doesn't have to be a compliment. It's like, this 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:51.560 house is a mess. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:56.200 This house is a mess. No, I would prefer it 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:59.760 if you just repeated the last bit additive. This house 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:02.040 is a myth, a myss. I tell you. 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:05.680 It just hits home way harder. And while you're still 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:08.680 processing the aggression or the impact or the positivity of 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.880 the message, you get hit hard with the punchline once again. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:16.400 What about the threading? Ye Mitchell, Ye, you're a fool, 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:18.000 a fool. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:22.280 Oh. That took me back to Malhattan playing a school today. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:25.400 This is of my hat. You're a fool, a fool? 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.600 That was? What the hell made you realize that? 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.640 I don't know someone said it to me. I was 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.240 trying to trace it back. I think it was the 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:35.400 dentist because I recently I think I spoke about this 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:38.520 on the podcast around Chris new Year. A cap came 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:40.720 off my tooth and she was like, Oh, you've got 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:44.520 a lot of decay, A lot of decay. I was like, Oh, 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:48.760 that's like two times decay. That's bad. A lot of 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:51.200 worry about a doctor during your appendance, like your appendix 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.400 is gonna explode. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.400 Yeah, that's that's really unnerving. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:59.080 That'd be horrific. That's horrible. It can be used in 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:00.600 men like you go through drive through. We went through 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.160 drive through to get all this red rooster today. It 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.680 was a big order. Now he could have easily said 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.400 there's a lot of it, a lot. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:09.600 A lot. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.240 I'd be upset. Police officers do it all the time. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:20.000 What speed are you going? That doesn't make sense. Where 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:20.960 do you think it wouldn't work? 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:21.160 Though? 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:27.120 Just then very true in the police one maybe getting 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:33.360 married and now kiss the bride? I do I do 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:38.120 see that's the timing isn't right? Time of death four 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:43.960 thirty seven for thirty seven, Like did you kill him? 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:46.200 That's menacing? That is menacing. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:51.280 Can I just can I make a suggestion we've never 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.880 done this before on the show can we put one 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:58.880 of his gems in Janet's junk while? He's just so 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.720 funny because I can tell that you have nothing else 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:04.640 to say and you're trying so hard to flesh it out, 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.159 and you just keep saying shit, and I'm like, I 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:08.639 get it, I get it. 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:12.080 I agree as soon as. 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.800 That's going in my joke, there's not much to this, 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.160 but he's still going either. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.480 This is brilliant? Brilliant? 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:21.919 Is it just me? 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:28.000 Both Mitches are very needy, so make sure you leave 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:32.600 a review on your podcast. Yes, please five stars. If 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.719