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Speaker 5: Jack Post.
Speaker 4: How do you guys?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 5: I know yesterday I said, you know, look, I got
Speaker 5: my wedding anniversaries twenty six years tomorrow and some people
Speaker 5: kind enough to jump down some ideas. Things a little
Speaker 5: bit busy yesterday it was ben night, so I'd take
Speaker 5: the bins out. I haven't been in a situation yet
Speaker 5: where I've been able to do anything Wendy anniversary tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You just haven't made it a priority.
Speaker 6: No, no, I have no no no.
Speaker 5: Who did yesterday? And those bins of you, mister week
Speaker 5: what's more of a priority. It will cast a shadow
Speaker 5: over the whole day of festivities that are going to
Speaker 5: organize today. If Sarah's like this is having a good
Speaker 5: time and what about the bins?
Speaker 6: I went that wasn't and then we got away another
Speaker 6: two weeks.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 6: But the other thing that's made it hardness Patch is
Speaker 6: my wife has nothing for me.
Speaker 3: Yes that's right, which mean yes, that's right.
Speaker 6: We've been married together, it's not been it's not like
Speaker 6: a one person thing.
Speaker 3: Is that anything? This is what wants anything?
Speaker 5: She likes something. There's a new Lammy fountain pen. I
Speaker 5: saw that. There's purple that looked really nice. I'd love
Speaker 5: one of.
Speaker 4: Those, she says. Bank says, oh, well, we won't do anything,
Speaker 4: and then surprises me with a gift.
Speaker 8: You don't.
Speaker 5: No, Sarah says that, and then there's no surprise. There
Speaker 5: is a surprise, is no weight. There really is.
Speaker 6: Nothing for you.
Speaker 5: She keeps telling me a video. I've got nothing for you.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to get you anything. And we agreed
Speaker 5: with that, and I always go along with you. Yeah sure,
Speaker 5: but she actually, of course she wants something.
Speaker 4: Right, all right, I've got I've got a suggestion for you.
Speaker 4: The theme you said is pictures twenty six years old marriage.
Speaker 4: I have been experimenting and getting quite good at ai
Speaker 4: R Look.
Speaker 6: Can I just says hard No.
Speaker 5: If this is shark tank, this is the wors so
Speaker 5: who has got the time with a two times experimenting
Speaker 5: in AI. If there's one impressiable person that AI don't
Speaker 5: need to overrun immediately, it's you.
Speaker 4: I can even make Sarah appear in the picture.
Speaker 5: I think they're trying to clamp down on cosplay people
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 4: I made recently, and I'm going to show it to
Speaker 4: you now, a picture of me.
Speaker 6: Few it's a picture of your wife.
Speaker 4: The picture of me is a handsome golfer that actually
Speaker 4: is increasing. Isn't that good?
Speaker 6: That actually is?
Speaker 5: It looks like some strange Disney character that not an
Speaker 5: evil one. You know where she in the movie? She
Speaker 5: almost marries that guy and then she finds out like
Speaker 5: an amb beforehand he's an ahole?
Speaker 4: But the quality wouldn't you say something like this, Yeah,
Speaker 4: what's what's one of favorite things?
Speaker 6: But Sarah wouldn't want a generated that.
Speaker 3: Where is she going to put down?
Speaker 6: Will be?
Speaker 5: What are we in the garden of Eden? So I
Speaker 5: can put me because you can put me in her?
Speaker 5: Anywhere are we on the moon?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Well, she likes diving, right, there's one of her hobbies.
Speaker 4: So maybe she can be a diver and you can
Speaker 4: be a merman or something.
Speaker 6: What has led you to be experimenting in?
Speaker 4: Are you going to make something?
Speaker 6: Pographic art?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 5: I'm reading about people like you, okay at the moment,
Speaker 5: and that they're putting stuff like Sandra Bullock in images
Speaker 5: and positions. She does not winningly want to go. And
Speaker 5: what are you up to there on that that computer
Speaker 5: that had that loan sock.
Speaker 4: By everybody's clothed. It's all above board. I'm going to
Speaker 4: make you something and because you're desperated taking it.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, thank you, God help us.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show. You've got a big one anniversary of
Speaker 5: this year.
Speaker 6: That's what are you? Twenty five years? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We had twenty five back in March.
Speaker 6: What did you do?
Speaker 3: We just went out for dinner and you know what
Speaker 3: we said that we would. We did say we'd get gifts,
Speaker 3: which we are yet twenty five years.
Speaker 6: As a significant you.
Speaker 3: Do need to mark these milestones. So the love God
Speaker 3: wants a new slow cooker, which is yet to get
Speaker 3: and I wanted a piece of jewels the universe.
Speaker 6: I was a really slow cooker.
Speaker 3: You have not got around to doing it yet.
Speaker 4: But we will it was months ago.
Speaker 3: I know it was much. Yes, that's all right.
Speaker 6: So he hasn't had his gift to so much. Heading
Speaker 6: towards the end of May.
Speaker 3: Gift couldn't decide on what model he wanted. Now he
Speaker 3: thinks he's narrowed it down, so we might do it.
Speaker 6: To compare the market about a slow cooker, I mean
Speaker 6: just slow cook.
Speaker 4: Did buying a barbecue? Remember, didn't you wheel at home
Speaker 4: and then build it then wheel it back to buds.
Speaker 3: The amount of research that's gone into this slow cooker
Speaker 3: is ridiculous. You could have built an atom bomb in
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 6: We've got so cooker.
Speaker 5: Right, they've be'n got like four settings. He was on
Speaker 5: and warm and off facts three. It's my favorite thing
Speaker 5: to use in the house. It's idiot proof in all
Speaker 5: the ingredients that go you make it. It's like Google.
Speaker 5: You just chuck in at a round the words or
Speaker 5: foods and then you just turn it on and it
Speaker 5: does it.
Speaker 3: No, it's all about the fire for him. He wants
Speaker 3: the what do you call the wood ones, not the
Speaker 3: ones you plug in Like he's getting a smoker. You
Speaker 3: want a smoker.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's that's not so cooking. Yeah, they must be
Speaker 6: a night but if they turn up, it's good. All
Speaker 6: that they don't understand.
Speaker 3: Elect it's so bad.
Speaker 6: I've got a time wastes and I've got some plants here.
Speaker 6: The idea when you anything.
Speaker 5: Like this, this is just a mirror at the sunset.
Speaker 3: A listener there's been messaging me who is an avid
Speaker 3: slow cooker, recommending what we should get. And he works
Speaker 3: for one of the companies and he's got all this advice.
Speaker 6: So it's a salesman. Gosh, yeah, he's got working on
Speaker 6: a real slow lead at the moment. Bars, So I'm
Speaker 6: going to land the big one by the end of
Speaker 6: the year. Three months no sales. They're so close right now,
Speaker 6: they're so close.
Speaker 5: Well, this is exciting. With the cold weather, we have
Speaker 5: a way of keeping you warm. We have these Christian
Speaker 5: o'connells show beanies. They literally just arrived the last couple
Speaker 5: of days.
Speaker 6: And have you seen these pats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they look cool, look really good.
Speaker 5: Normally, any show much we have is not is not
Speaker 5: nice at all. Some of you who still got the
Speaker 5: socks that we go when the first year that are
Speaker 5: I don't think it's legal to even call them socks.
Speaker 5: What they're half a gram. Give me that cheap lou
Speaker 5: role you used to have at school that's thicker than
Speaker 5: these socks. One you go to stretch on and the
Speaker 5: softness that separates evaporates.
Speaker 6: This is molecules suspended in the air.
Speaker 4: The good thing about the beanies though, when you put
Speaker 4: them on, they keep their shape, they keep their thread count.
Speaker 4: These are going to keep you warm.
Speaker 5: I did you know so much detail about that? It
Speaker 5: does look a bit like a tiger's beanie, doesn't it?
Speaker 6: For Richmond?
Speaker 4: Again, I guess the gold colors are the same as
Speaker 4: the Richmond colored But you're not getting confused when you
Speaker 4: read the christian'conn show.
Speaker 6: And there's no confusion there, guys.
Speaker 2: Christian connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show. It is officially cold. It is cold
Speaker 5: out there this morning. When the alarm went off, just
Speaker 5: stretching the arm outside of the nice warm douner and
Speaker 5: that bear arm.
Speaker 6: Meets the cold an You're like, oh.
Speaker 5: As I get moving now, why can't I just be
Speaker 5: warm air around me right now?
Speaker 6: A nice little bubble to just move through the house,
Speaker 6: all right?
Speaker 5: So we have our Christian O'Connell's show beanies. They actually
Speaker 5: look really nice, gorgeous, warm insulated beanies for you.
Speaker 6: Knocking nine four one four one four three Stewart.
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning, freezing bloody.
Speaker 6: I love that he's playing the part of a man.
Speaker 5: Cold is powerful. It's like method acting. Deinio has got
Speaker 5: nothing on Stewart.
Speaker 6: Now, Stewart, are you Stewart the snake catcher? I am
Speaker 6: now to the snakes. I'm not like this weather. And
Speaker 6: it's a bit quiet if you.
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 6: It is? So yeah, once the once it gets too
Speaker 6: cold for the snakes, they go into hiding, and then
Speaker 6: I've got to.
Speaker 10: Come in and do odd jobs here and there, just
Speaker 10: to keep myself busy.
Speaker 6: It must be the same with all snake catchers around
Speaker 6: sort of Victoria. I mean, are they all?
Speaker 5: I guess it's like snake catchers and ice cream sellers.
Speaker 5: You know, this is a quite to period they kept
Speaker 5: they going to.
Speaker 6: So what's what do you do now?
Speaker 5: At the moment, I'm doing a little bit of concreting today,
Speaker 5: so not really not looking forward to it.
Speaker 11: I would have quite preferred to stay in bed, but yeah, we.
Speaker 6: Get that feeling.
Speaker 5: I mean, if I've employed you today, and I'm seeing
Speaker 5: you turn up with this attitude and you're going to
Speaker 5: point in that concrete really feeling today wish there was
Speaker 5: a catching them brownside. That that's the whitestar I could get.
Speaker 5: You get by that bloody gray old super Shipn't.
Speaker 6: It my pass it? All right? Stuart? Okay, Stuart, everything's
Speaker 6: all right today. Still. I'll send you one of our
Speaker 6: beanie hats. Okay, i'd you send me too. I've made
Speaker 6: him tonight.
Speaker 11: I've got no bloody hair and it's freezing.
Speaker 6: Enough's a joke of this show, but yeah, that's what
Speaker 6: you get.
Speaker 5: You're never going to get to this student, all right,
Speaker 5: stud this part time stake catcher, full time lover.
Speaker 6: Still have a good day today doing that? It's most reluctant.
Speaker 6: All right, take care, Stewy warm. Here's nice a woman
Speaker 6: in the studio. Don't you worry about us? Laura, Good
Speaker 6: morning morning. How are we We're good, Laurie? Are you well?
Speaker 6: Laurie having a good week so far? Laura?
Speaker 9: Oh look, you know we're still keeping you alive and
Speaker 9: keeking of course? Why not?
Speaker 5: And what are you doing so early this morning? Have
Speaker 5: you headed to a Jimmy done your first work out.
Speaker 9: Oh god, no, I wish I had time for the
Speaker 9: gym in the morning. No, up in early to work
Speaker 9: so that I can finish and pick the kids up
Speaker 9: from school.
Speaker 6: Okay, what do you do, Laura. I work for a.
Speaker 9: Freight forwarding company, so we ship in and ship out.
Speaker 6: And you like a beanie hat. You're often on the
Speaker 6: roads this time of the morning.
Speaker 9: I would love a beanie. My boss puts the heater on,
Speaker 9: but then it goes off. And even as a perimenopause
Speaker 9: a woman, I am breathing, a beanie would be amazing.
Speaker 6: Are you working for that? What he turns it off? God,
Speaker 6: that's an off. Now start about ten minutes of fun
Speaker 6: exactly almost twenty degrees.
Speaker 9: It's one of those cyclical ones, so you think, ikay,
Speaker 9: call it's really you know, we've got good temp going,
Speaker 9: and then it stops and it's crazy. And it's only
Speaker 9: two of us in the office, so it's only a
Speaker 9: small space. So it takes a short amount of time
Speaker 9: to heat it up, but then a very quick amount
Speaker 9: of times for that heat to just disappears. So a
Speaker 9: beanie would be incredible. Plus I've got a match for
Speaker 9: this fabulous team that we love listening to every morning.
Speaker 6: Good. We'll send you some binstickers as well. Laura, have
Speaker 6: a love morning on the show. Take mate, Fye, Terry,
Speaker 6: goome morning t Bone.
Speaker 12: Good morning guys.
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good, Tea and Terry? What's you up to
Speaker 5: you right now? You on the way to work? You're
Speaker 5: at work thinking about work.
Speaker 10: I'm on the way to work, mate.
Speaker 14: I'll get up nice and early around five point thirty
Speaker 14: when it's nice and cold and on the plaster so
Speaker 14: I do all new homes and there's no heating in
Speaker 14: the homes and I would love it.
Speaker 5: Beh my god, that is hard work, plaster, my dad
Speaker 5: us today is backbreaking work.
Speaker 10: Oh, you're not wrong, made time. If you need your crackfield, we.
Speaker 6: Can feel excuse me. You buy me a drink first, sir,
Speaker 6: maybe even two.
Speaker 14: No worries, Christians.
Speaker 9: We'll do.
Speaker 6: Well, Terry. We'll send your beanie. Thanks Christian.
Speaker 14: I'm also I haven't seen many stickers down in the east, mate.
Speaker 10: Can you send me a couple of them bing stickers?
Speaker 6: Mate? Yeah? Please sort that we need to protect the east.
Speaker 9: Oh we'll do mate, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Terry, And let's squeeze in. Brendan. Here morning, Brendan.
Speaker 11: Good morning Jack, Patty and Christian and Brendan.
Speaker 6: We're going Brendan, are you at work? What are you
Speaker 6: up to?
Speaker 11: I'm actually retired after forty two years of working as
Speaker 11: a fark fighter.
Speaker 6: Oh good for you. What a proper job and service
Speaker 6: to do. Thanks for your service, Brendan.
Speaker 11: Thank you very much. But I'm out every morning walking
Speaker 11: my dog eight to ten ks. It's as cold as
Speaker 11: a mother in law's kiss out here at ma.
Speaker 6: I hope you said kiss by the way, but anyway.
Speaker 5: Yes, I did say you good man, good man eight
Speaker 5: to ten k Tho's dogs again.
Speaker 6: Walks every day?
Speaker 11: Oh yes, I's try. I take the dog and walk
Speaker 11: every day. You guys come along with me during weekdays
Speaker 11: of course. Thank you.
Speaker 6: Happy to be your walking part along the way. Yeah, lovely.
Speaker 4: My dog loves to walk. But I think even.
Speaker 6: Every day we're doing this every other day or something,
Speaker 6: you know, stress training and then mix up the cardio
Speaker 6: sessions in zone two.
Speaker 11: It's also fitness for me as well, because yeah, I've
Speaker 11: been an i'll retired person now.
Speaker 6: So do you mind me asking how old you? What's
Speaker 6: the age of retirement. Now, what's kind of age you think?
Speaker 11: Well, I've taken earlier retirement. I turned sixty three next week, so.
Speaker 5: Happy birthday for next week. And so do you what
Speaker 5: do you do with yourself? You're enjoying your time not
Speaker 5: working now.
Speaker 11: Well, I really enjoy it. I get up when you
Speaker 11: guys start at six, because my wife goes off to work.
Speaker 11: I listen to you, guys, I grabbed the dog. We
Speaker 11: go for a walk about eight to ten ks. I
Speaker 11: listen and have a bit of a chuckle along the way.
Speaker 11: Come back, I prepare, prepare a tea. My wife comes
Speaker 11: back for lunch, she goes back off to work again.
Speaker 11: And then in the afternoon I potter around. There's old
Speaker 11: people going I.
Speaker 5: For one, are looking forward to the pottering is I
Speaker 5: think it's about another twenty years of mortgage and mainly
Speaker 5: it's more than mortgage years for the next twentiears of
Speaker 5: my life. And then I would embrace the pottering around.
Speaker 5: It's such a lovely phrasing thing to do. Just potter
Speaker 5: would not much sort of pace or intention, just sort
Speaker 5: of pooling around.
Speaker 11: That's it. That's so, that's what it's all about, enjoying oneself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're quite right. Well we went Brenda of the Buddha.
Speaker 5: It's I'm going to call you.
Speaker 6: Brendan.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much you called. We will gladly send
Speaker 5: you beanie hats. Okay, and thanks you calling the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 11: Can I have a couple of stickers for the bins
Speaker 11: down here at Mapron of.
Speaker 5: Course you can well listen that eight to ten k
Speaker 5: walk will give you one hundred pastor as you go
Speaker 5: stick those stickers on a walk.
Speaker 6: Brendan, thank you very much you call him. I have
Speaker 6: a good day.
Speaker 11: Thank you bye.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show. Couldn't sleep. Woke up at two a
Speaker 5: went for a drive. Suddenly I'm on Chapel Street. And
Speaker 5: as I'm driving down Chapel Street, I see culture, I
Speaker 5: see fashion, I see late nights. Think about Chapel Street
Speaker 5: is it's iconic.
Speaker 6: It's a ViBe's hello hello, let's go please.
Speaker 4: It was such a believable story.
Speaker 6: I think, yeah, my god.
Speaker 3: Driving it.
Speaker 15: That.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you are a little odd with what's happening with
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 6: The biggest stuff. She's always like, oh are they doing that?
Speaker 6: That's nice for them, isn't it. They're gonna go out
Speaker 6: and do that, aren't they. Oh, they got another school
Speaker 6: project going on at the Bear thing is it street?
Speaker 6: The other day? Chris, have you worked out what.
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 3: A full moon? So that makes six the cancer.
Speaker 6: I would ramly start going chat culture fashion late night.
Speaker 6: It's iconic, it's a vibe.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 6: Let's go, carry your men nice and sea. Make sure
Speaker 6: that you do not skill.
Speaker 11: If you make it.
Speaker 6: All the way, then you will win ten ten down
Speaker 6: on Chapel Streets next Thursday.
Speaker 5: It is on a ten thousand dollars beer on eight
Speaker 5: of you, all athletes seeing who can quickly go down
Speaker 5: Chapel Street without spinning any beer spill. The less win
Speaker 5: the cash ten thousand dollars. Now a lot of people
Speaker 5: taking part in this. They want to We've got eight spots.
Speaker 5: We've given away two so far. Yesterday I was getting
Speaker 5: a lot of messages from a guy that we nicknamed
Speaker 5: the Butler.
Speaker 6: What do we do?
Speaker 5: When we first met the Buckley, we'll be doing something.
Speaker 5: A couple of years ago and Jesse wanted anyone a
Speaker 5: shot was at the Fridge Race and he did Buckler again.
Speaker 5: Now the Buckler's come back and he wants another shot, another, another.
Speaker 6: Shot at redemption.
Speaker 5: So I don't know we can how many more shots
Speaker 5: at redemption can one person?
Speaker 10: Hey, Christian, it's Jeffy the Buckley here. I need my
Speaker 10: shot at redemption. I've walking for thirty years, so I've
Speaker 10: got that down part. I've got extra large hands. I'll
Speaker 10: even hold an extra cup if that gives me the
Speaker 10: better chance to get into the race. I need a shot.
Speaker 10: I need to get back in. I need to be
Speaker 10: the winner and not the butler. Please give me a chance, Christian.
Speaker 5: Please, there's a whiff of desperation here that's never good familiar.
Speaker 6: Yes, we don't know, Jesse. Okay, lines are up and
Speaker 6: now then if you want it.
Speaker 5: In nine four one four one oh four three, we're
Speaker 5: looking for today's athlete to make it through to the
Speaker 5: ten thousand dollar beer race next Thursday in Chapel Street.
Speaker 6: Carl a brighter.
Speaker 7: Now you're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show.
Speaker 5: You know, it's like when it's your turn to get
Speaker 5: around it and you're bringing all the drinks over and
Speaker 5: they say, do you want to tray with that. I
Speaker 5: always refuse to tray because I'm an idiot. And then
Speaker 5: you're like, Bladdy, ask a lot of drinks. I don't
Speaker 5: want to spin any ones. And you're wobbling back and
Speaker 5: you're trying to work out what's the right formation the
Speaker 5: beers at the front or back? Is it a triangle?
Speaker 5: If it's four drinks, how are you going to do it?
Speaker 5: Or they say again, you sure you don't want the train?
Speaker 5: And no, I don't want the train. We're testing it
Speaker 5: out next week with our ten thousand dollars beer run
Speaker 5: that is happening down the iconic Chapel Street precinct.
Speaker 6: We have eight spots. Two have already been filled.
Speaker 5: It's chance to some of new contenders now for our
Speaker 5: ten k beer run.
Speaker 6: Trent, good morning, Good morning. How are we? Yeah?
Speaker 5: We're good trends. So why should you be in the
Speaker 5: ten thousand dollar beer race?
Speaker 6: Mate?
Speaker 12: Night, I got this covered, used to un pass football
Speaker 12: for seventeen years. Got back from Port Mac Ironman completing
Speaker 12: that I can run it like the wind, and I
Speaker 12: reckon I can hold these hands steady too.
Speaker 6: Wow, Wie, this is a strong case. Where do you
Speaker 6: doing the Iron.
Speaker 12: Man up at Port Macquarie.
Speaker 6: Blood Dear, how'd you get on fourth in the age group?
Speaker 12: So I had a really good year, good win, a
Speaker 12: good place.
Speaker 6: Well done? And what age group are you in?
Speaker 12: Forty to forty four?
Speaker 5: Forty to forty four? And if people don't know about
Speaker 5: iron Man's, tell them just how hard it is. What
Speaker 5: are the distances you're doing?
Speaker 12: It's three point eight clomb the swim, a one hundred
Speaker 12: and eighty kilometer ride, and then a forty two k run.
Speaker 6: Oh no, get out.
Speaker 5: Even if you put a deserbel between someone was a
Speaker 5: four point eight cycle. That's still. And then it's a restaurant,
Speaker 5: it's a cafe or something. Is that I can have
Speaker 5: a lunch and then we carry on. That is so extreme.
Speaker 5: How long did it take you?
Speaker 12: I did just under ten hours this one nine hours
Speaker 12: fifty nine?
Speaker 6: Well done. I mean the training you must do must
Speaker 6: be for months.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is, it's all you train. I've been competing
Speaker 12: for t news at the moment, so I love it.
Speaker 12: That's changed my life completely, and I'm only getting soider
Speaker 12: and faster.
Speaker 5: Awesome, what a great thing to say, Trent. It might
Speaker 5: be you Okay, stay.
Speaker 6: There, came on, It's not the fittest listener we have.
Speaker 5: Isn't he who we got here?
Speaker 6: Caring? Good morning, Caring, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you going?
Speaker 6: I'm good?
Speaker 5: Carry Hey, Sorry, you know my jobs like here after time,
Speaker 5: it's not they're living dead here?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry?
Speaker 16: Can I start?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, so yeah, carry on?
Speaker 16: Okay, sorry. So I've got three things running for me. Okay,
Speaker 16: I think three things going for me. Firstly, my first
Speaker 16: ever job was working behind a bar, so I can
Speaker 16: pull like twenty beers in a row, no problem, smooth
Speaker 16: or silk. Secondly, I'm an nurse, so I work up
Speaker 16: well under pressure. I run around a ward like you
Speaker 16: would not believe. Thirdly, I do not like beer, so
Speaker 16: I will not be tempted to drink my beer.
Speaker 4: A great point.
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's a very good point.
Speaker 17: That's very good right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a very good point. You're making a strong
Speaker 5: case of care, and it might be you.
Speaker 6: Harry. Good morning, Harry, Good.
Speaker 14: Morning, Harry, Christian.
Speaker 6: How are we now? Harry? Tell us what you want in?
Speaker 14: I want in. I don't care about ten k, not
Speaker 14: at all. I just want to beat. I just want
Speaker 14: to win. So I can tell Jimmy that I want
Speaker 14: because he doesn't believe in me, Christian?
Speaker 6: What what doesn't Jimmy believe in Harry? I'm believe in you.
Speaker 18: Harry, Thank you Christian. You know it probably stems from
Speaker 18: my upbringing. Came third in nationals in in your ten
Speaker 18: and I'm just here to prove prove that I can
Speaker 18: actually win.
Speaker 6: And what were you in the nationals of Harry cross Country?
Speaker 5: Gotcha? Gotcha? And that burns still to this day. Does
Speaker 5: it drives you as a fuel in you?
Speaker 14: It really does, but it fuels me, you know, And
Speaker 14: I'm ready.
Speaker 4: And who is Jimmy?
Speaker 6: You're quite right?
Speaker 5: Actually who is that Dad? Or there's some projection on someone.
Speaker 5: It might be Dad. Who is Jimmy?
Speaker 14: Jimmy is my work mate, Christian?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 14: So we were listening to go We unfortunately didn't get
Speaker 14: to the mold Eyes. We're calling him like that every
Speaker 14: couple of hours.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry to hear that guy. This is the next
Speaker 6: best thing, is it? Starting with Jimmy or racing with beer.
Speaker 8: I can go.
Speaker 18: I can go to the Mold Eyes myself, and you
Speaker 18: know I we're going to go and we're going to
Speaker 18: have a romantic get away.
Speaker 14: But if I witness ten k I'm going to use
Speaker 14: it to.
Speaker 6: Get back at him, gotcha. I mean, there's so much
Speaker 6: going on here. There's a third of the Nationals. We
Speaker 6: remember that bit about five minutes ago. And then Nemesis
Speaker 6: is also like.
Speaker 5: His mate Jimmy. Listen, Harry, I'm all in. I believe
Speaker 5: in you.
Speaker 14: Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 6: Do you believe in you? Harry?
Speaker 14: I'll back myself to the moon.
Speaker 6: Got this to the moon and back.
Speaker 14: My friends the iron Man. It's no give me a
Speaker 14: chocky milk, and I'm a.
Speaker 6: Harry.
Speaker 5: You're a kind of athlete. You are competitor number three. Now, okay,
Speaker 5: what are we going to do about a nickname for
Speaker 5: our friend here?
Speaker 6: Is it belief? Is it? Screw you, Jimmy? Screw you, Jimmy.
Speaker 6: That is your race name. Harry.
Speaker 5: You're no longer Harry. You'll screw you, Jimmy. Do you
Speaker 5: accept it?
Speaker 14: I love it?
Speaker 6: I scept all right, We'll see you next week. Screw you, Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Run my friend, Run the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show over the next couple of weeks now,
Speaker 5: and we're taking you back to school in our eight
Speaker 5: to z of school.
Speaker 19: Our this week we arrive at the letter C.
Speaker 5: So what word or things to do with the letter
Speaker 5: C come to mind when you think about your school days, Patsy.
Speaker 6: What's it?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 3: Definitely creek? So I did go to a Bush primary school.
Speaker 6: And we can never hear enough of the Bush School chronicle.
Speaker 4: If I wrote words to do with school, would let
Speaker 4: us see from one hundred to one thousand words, I
Speaker 4: would never come up creek.
Speaker 3: It's phenomenal. We had a creek, I think it was
Speaker 3: a three mile creek or something that ran literally ran
Speaker 3: through the back of our school, so on the school grounds,
Speaker 3: so the school fence was on the other side.
Speaker 6: I'm going to get a map now, okay, I'll just get.
Speaker 3: A painting the picture. So in the winter it would flood,
Speaker 3: which sometimes meant we couldn't go to school because it
Speaker 3: just inundated the whole entire school because it was a
Speaker 3: little school. But then in summer, so it was like
Speaker 3: the best of world, yes, best in the worst. So
Speaker 3: in the summer we could swim there. So at lunchtime
Speaker 3: to school, yes, at lunchtimes.
Speaker 6: Come on, you just make it up. Listen.
Speaker 5: And I haven't even it six years, but I'm not
Speaker 5: quite the wide oaed palm I was. We used to
Speaker 5: swim school down the creek, these charming Australians, wonderful stuff lunchtimes.
Speaker 3: Even the teachers were to get would get involved. We
Speaker 3: wear our togs under our clothes and just like strip
Speaker 3: off at lunchtime and we'd have a swim all lunchtime. Teachers, everyone, students.
Speaker 5: Times, And that's this episode of the both school kind
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 3: It was so hot. It was so hot you didn't
Speaker 3: even need to take a beach towel. You just like
Speaker 3: dried off theo like your first class after lunch. But
Speaker 3: it was a beautiful, beautiful creek and sand bars and yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just you know, care free and like it's
Speaker 3: it was just so much fun.
Speaker 4: And when it's flooding in winter, is actually coming into
Speaker 4: the school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I used to flood the school out.
Speaker 5: And so that's when he missed quite a few key lessons,
Speaker 5: didn't you stop. Finally worked out what we were getting
Speaker 5: basically sport you were only.
Speaker 4: There half the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you imagine having that at school for summer time, Like,
Speaker 3: just go swimming, because.
Speaker 5: If we're going to get any more calls. Parts of
Speaker 5: where people go. I've got another Creek story see for Creek.
Speaker 5: They never did that on I'm assessing Street did. They
Speaker 5: didn't have the Creek episode that they Jackie Boy, what's
Speaker 5: the let us see for you?
Speaker 4: I think mine's more traditional. The school canteens, Yes, the canteen. Now,
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's my memory, but thinking back
Speaker 4: to it, they didn't serve any healthy options at the
Speaker 4: school canteen. Everything was fried essentially.
Speaker 6: Everything was deep fried, chip chips every day, pies.
Speaker 4: They had pizza, but I don't remember any cellars. No,
Speaker 4: don't remember any healthy options anything that wasn't in Battle.
Speaker 6: Now, wonder that we're all in the state we're in.
Speaker 5: There was no greens, you know. We had chips with
Speaker 5: everything whatever you have. I remember we used to have
Speaker 5: pizza and chips. There was just all itver was was
Speaker 5: chips with something else. The other thing that I these days,
Speaker 5: I don't really use chalk anymore, but I cannot touch chalk.
Speaker 3: Can still smell it.
Speaker 5: Talk about it's just that what is that texture to chalk.
Speaker 5: It's not even no people like like fingers down a
Speaker 5: chalk board. It's the chalk itself that the touch of
Speaker 5: it I can't stand. I can't I can't handle chalk,
Speaker 5: chalk and baked beans I cannot touch.
Speaker 3: Really, what's with bake means? The sliminess of it.
Speaker 5: The kids sometimes will chase me around the kitchen with
Speaker 5: a four start doing this.
Speaker 6: I'm getting very triggered right now. If that hand has
Speaker 6: got a chalk.
Speaker 4: In it, Will they serve you baked beans at school?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Kids would laugh at me. Oh, that ain't funny,
Speaker 6: all right, And I didn't come here fifty one still
Speaker 6: being taltured by.
Speaker 5: I've got a serious condition of a baked being phobia.
Speaker 5: But it's probably a thing or something being a phobia.
Speaker 6: But the touch of it or anything like that, I
Speaker 6: would have to clear the kid's plates. I have to
Speaker 6: look the other way. Breeding like this.
Speaker 5: Means because even it has a smell as well, it
Speaker 5: gives off a malodorous odor.
Speaker 4: And did you go to one of those schools where
Speaker 4: they didn't tell you you didn't have a choice of
Speaker 4: what you had, They just served it up.
Speaker 6: There was no menu, No, it was just this is it?
Speaker 6: Or staff? That's what the That's what the menu was.
Speaker 20: No.
Speaker 6: Are there other things that you can't stand? The touch
Speaker 6: off by the way.
Speaker 4: Oh, I hate paddle popsticks on tongue.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, when you go to the daughter and
Speaker 6: they go, we need never look at your throat.
Speaker 4: Yes, or even eating ice cream or you know echo
Speaker 4: cutlery that they have now, which is exactly got in
Speaker 4: front of me, the little wooden spoon. I hate the
Speaker 4: taste of that.
Speaker 6: It's why is it so dry? So it absorbs all
Speaker 6: of your moist in the moment it hits your tongue.
Speaker 4: And I'm eating a Sunday Say, I'll try to buy
Speaker 4: it the Sunday off without making any contact whatsoever her
Speaker 4: teeth or tongue onto the spoon.
Speaker 5: So you'll just say, screw the dolphins. Basically, we want
Speaker 5: proper cutlery. I'm sorry, you'll just have to die out, dolphins.
Speaker 5: I won't use the echo cutlery. I just don't like
Speaker 5: it's a touch on the sound. I think it's a
Speaker 5: short thing. It's the dryness or the path. There's a
Speaker 5: powdery thing to.
Speaker 3: It, brittle too, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Is there anything you can't touch parts? So are you
Speaker 6: too tough?
Speaker 3: It's no, I don't. I don't like the jelly that
Speaker 3: sits on the top of the roast chicken after you
Speaker 3: bring a roast chicken home.
Speaker 6: You mean that's sort of jellatine? Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3: It's fat, isn't it. It's just like gone cold.
Speaker 6: Is it tallow or something?
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it's like a jelly fast yeah fo yeah,
Speaker 5: yellowee kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show. What cannot you stand the touch of Christian?
Speaker 5: I can't stand the feel of raw chicken filets.
Speaker 6: I know a couple of people can't stand that.
Speaker 5: Rob Christian talk about the canteen at school dand and
Speaker 5: on tech we invented at the canteen the dimmy roll,
Speaker 5: two steam dim sims, one size of cheese soy sauce
Speaker 5: in a long red roll. Still on occasion, have one
Speaker 5: of those acts, Stephen that she sounds really nice, Lannie,
Speaker 5: good morning, Hello, Hello Lannie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: So what cannot you stand to touch?
Speaker 21: Styrene?
Speaker 11: Phone?
Speaker 16: Polystyrene?
Speaker 17: Yack?
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I don't like it. You know, when you
Speaker 6: open up apparently talking to you. There's something about that sick.
Speaker 6: The squeak of it.
Speaker 20: Yeah, it's a squeak.
Speaker 16: I don't know what it is, but in great sequence
Speaker 16: and pin them into the styrene phone to make Christmas decorations.
Speaker 20: It was torture.
Speaker 6: It would also what a rubbish Christmas decoration. That's when
Speaker 6: teachers at the end of the year and neck and I.
Speaker 5: Just need to get to Christmas. I got some styrophone
Speaker 5: at home. What a lovely decoration for my moady because
Speaker 5: it just flakes apart over time.
Speaker 4: To put in the bins. Anyway, I'll give it to
Speaker 4: the kids.
Speaker 11: It's disgusting stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah it is Learney. I'm with you, Larney, Thanks you call.
Speaker 6: I have a good day. Thanks Tracy morning shallo, Tracy,
Speaker 6: welcome to a show.
Speaker 15: Hi Christian, Hey you Glly, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Thanks according in Now, what cannot you stand the feeling
Speaker 5: of when you touch it.
Speaker 15: I'm the same as Jet, I'm the puddle popskick in
Speaker 15: my mouth. It just gives me the absolute hebe Gebis
Speaker 15: when he was talking about it earlier, was making my skin.
Speaker 4: A crawl and you saying with the wooden cutlery, oh time.
Speaker 15: Like I just I can't do it. I cannot.
Speaker 5: Sary Dolphon hebgb's is the right phrase as well. I
Speaker 5: don't know if there are younger people listening right now,
Speaker 5: And I do not know what they're talking about.
Speaker 6: But he b GB's.
Speaker 5: We all know what that is. It's that feeling that
Speaker 5: it's that thing, isn't it he b gbs.
Speaker 15: And cotton wall ball again.
Speaker 5: So there was like one hundred dollars at the bottom
Speaker 5: of a large super lass sack of cotton ball.
Speaker 6: You would not put your hand in.
Speaker 22: There, Absolutely not.
Speaker 6: I think we found a new cash. I wouldn't put
Speaker 6: my hand into a vat. Baked beans are those money?
Speaker 5: There's no way I know. I wouldn't be to get
Speaker 5: that taint off. It would always be there, the thought
Speaker 5: of it forever, scarring me emotionally. Yeah, Tracy, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. You cool, have a good day. Thanks on
Speaker 5: the show. Now, Craig apparently got an interesting one. Craig,
Speaker 5: come on, yeah, I'm good, thanks to go on the show. So, Craig,
Speaker 5: what can't you touch made?
Speaker 12: I have a problem with foam, you know, like spongers
Speaker 12: with your washer, car.
Speaker 11: With and that sort of thing.
Speaker 6: Yes, just the all of touching it.
Speaker 11: As what you said earlier, My kids kised me around
Speaker 11: with it all.
Speaker 6: Yeah, why they do that once they've got a weakness.
Speaker 6: They do it with beans and it's horrible.
Speaker 11: And although I've got another little problem, you know, you know,
Speaker 11: sausage and mc muffins and muffin muffins.
Speaker 6: I can't eat them, never eating them in my whole
Speaker 6: life because I hate the word muffin. Can't stand it. Now,
Speaker 6: this is interesting. I didn't know that the heb gbis
Speaker 6: can extend a language and words.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 11: It's terrible, so it does. I've got many other things,
Speaker 11: but they're the two main ones.
Speaker 4: So someone told you it was a cupcake, you would
Speaker 4: be fine to eat it.
Speaker 6: Yep, absolutely, no worries.
Speaker 11: But when they say it's a muffin. I just gave
Speaker 11: my kids all the time.
Speaker 10: They got chocolate and chip muffins for the fun and.
Speaker 6: I nap, can't eat it, and they go with the
Speaker 6: cake down.
Speaker 10: I go, I'm not doing it no way.
Speaker 6: It's it's and it has it always been like this
Speaker 6: since child. It's just a name. Muffin. Just upset you,
Speaker 6: just the word muffin. Anyway, Craiger love this. This is great.
Speaker 4: And we do that cash competitions. How did to do crazy?
Speaker 4: So we put a load of the word muffin into
Speaker 4: a barrel and.
Speaker 6: Yeah, pick, yeah, absolutely, I'll never win. Yeah, Craig, thank
Speaker 6: you very much. You call me good night.
Speaker 2: Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show. Christian.
Speaker 5: I can't stand touch their hair in the shower plug
Speaker 5: hole for some reason. You know, there are certain jobs
Speaker 5: that just you just realized, Sow, this is just my job?
Speaker 6: Is it to do this? Save us the three women.
Speaker 6: I'm the one that's to go in and clear all
Speaker 6: their hair out of the way.
Speaker 5: It's great, Christian, and is gagging thinking about it writing
Speaker 5: it to you if I do have to clean it out.
Speaker 5: Actually is about five tissues as a barrier between my
Speaker 5: hand and that mucky old.
Speaker 6: You're rightists revolting. It's all mattered there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Christian, I cannot stand paper straws our machas changed
Speaker 5: from the plastic traws to the paper when it was
Speaker 5: the worst thing ever.
Speaker 6: It's amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Future generations are going to judge us because what did
Speaker 5: you actually what we be prepared to do?
Speaker 20: Well?
Speaker 6: Actually, I didn't want to have them straw change, to
Speaker 6: be fair, all.
Speaker 4: The turtles are extinct out, yes, but you don't.
Speaker 6: Know what it was like.
Speaker 5: It's like you put that in Maut that I can't
Speaker 5: have that coke. I'll often not use the straw and
Speaker 5: just take the lid off and chug it because I
Speaker 5: cannot stand those.
Speaker 6: Geto this. And the other day I was actually told
Speaker 6: off by another grown up.
Speaker 8: What did you do wrong?
Speaker 5: It is humiliating when you're told off by another grown
Speaker 5: up and you are a grown up and they've got
Speaker 5: no actual power over you. It's not in a situation
Speaker 5: where it's a work environment. You're out in the world.
Speaker 6: I ordered a.
Speaker 5: Pizza from a new pizza place, right, and they are
Speaker 5: proper Italian okay, right, it's there, must be in their
Speaker 5: sixties running it.
Speaker 6: This is relevant to the story. I order the pizza,
Speaker 6: she goes it. Can it be ready in ten minutes?
Speaker 6: That's what they sounded like.
Speaker 5: That's just I'm not saying that's actually sounded all right,
Speaker 5: And so I've gotta be honest. I left to go
Speaker 5: and get It's only five minute trime. Fifteen minutes later
Speaker 5: she calls me, you can.
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, it's away.
Speaker 5: I said it was said he would be ready ten
Speaker 5: minutes ago, and you said yes, yeah, I'll be there
Speaker 5: in any minutes. She goes it affects the taste of
Speaker 5: your pizza. And then you say the pizza is not good.
Speaker 5: Here pizza is good. You turn up too.
Speaker 6: Late, and I'm like, yeah, I'm really sorry. I'll be there.
Speaker 6: I get there.
Speaker 5: The two of them, they've alsoas been talking about the
Speaker 5: right old mate obviously her husband. Right, he's got that
Speaker 5: in that big shovel. They've got the pizza flipper. Is
Speaker 5: it there like a pitchwork.
Speaker 6: I come in.
Speaker 5: There are people eating too, like, come in and they
Speaker 5: start talking to me. They're looking at their watch. Now
Speaker 5: they were wearing watches, you know when you tell someone
Speaker 5: off going. I went waiting for ages like, there's there's
Speaker 5: no watching. But from fect she goes, it's now twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: It's been sat here, right, he goes, Do you just
Speaker 5: ring and you tell us next time?
Speaker 6: Please? Please?
Speaker 5: You just ring and you tell us the next time.
Speaker 5: It's not ten minutes, It doesn't matter. Okay, the pizza
Speaker 5: can go. I can move with the side of the.
Speaker 4: Oven or next time you go in the oven.
Speaker 5: Exactly, And people looking around like, yeah, it's actually really
Speaker 5: why didn't you call?
Speaker 6: I'm not I didn't know you'd have to call. It's
Speaker 6: in the box. I got the cart had called down.
Speaker 6: I was like, God, damnit, I go in.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure that this is a fair reflection of
Speaker 5: the craft they put into this.
Speaker 4: I thought they just usually when it comes out and
Speaker 4: you're not there yet, they put it on top of
Speaker 4: the oven so that it keeps warm.
Speaker 5: No, no, obviously not not, not the tradition Itian pizza makers.
Speaker 6: I have known. Now I'm nervous about going back in
Speaker 6: because I'm scared, like, what if there's something that does
Speaker 6: make me slightly late? Then then now they're going to
Speaker 6: refuse to take my This is Chris, not pizzazz. No
Speaker 6: whye for Chris. He's a liar, he says ten minutes.
Speaker 6: You don't see that idiot for seventeen minutes. Pizzas of
Speaker 6: must frozen. Chris, you got a dumbin O. So go on,
Speaker 6: crap that all right?
Speaker 5: So this morning, have you been told off by a
Speaker 5: grown up? It is humiliating.
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Christian o'conl show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show.
Speaker 5: Christian, I can't pull my hands into other people's sinks
Speaker 5: to do the dishes.
Speaker 6: I would empty water and run it again.
Speaker 5: Because some people don't rinse their dishes prior to putting
Speaker 5: them in, And how do we get that scust tell
Speaker 5: you that film there and stuff like that. Christian, I
Speaker 5: have a really high pitched voice, and I get told
Speaker 5: off by telemarketers because they think I'm pranking them but
Speaker 5: tending to be a grown up, and they keep asking
Speaker 5: to speak to.
Speaker 6: My best that's awful. Now you haven't put your name here?
Speaker 6: Can we call you?
Speaker 5: I need to hear this, surety, surely it can't be
Speaker 5: that you can't have that high pitch of voice. And
Speaker 5: we go, come on, that's not your voice. You stopped,
Speaker 5: young tacker. You put your parents on right now.
Speaker 4: I've done that before entering calls for this show. Sometimes
Speaker 4: we'll get kids call up on the school run and
Speaker 4: so I'll say, like, all right, olden, how old are you?
Speaker 4: He'll say twelve? This personally, who I thought was no
Speaker 4: a ten year old? That's it? And how old are you?
Speaker 5: That's such a difference, that's such a huge difference.
Speaker 6: And would they sound like a kid?
Speaker 4: Yes, they sound like a kid. Not have to pretend
Speaker 4: that it's a question that I just asked. It's a
Speaker 4: melody as every four I.
Speaker 6: Have every single qull A question is and sister, I
Speaker 6: don't know what. I just answering the questions. He just
Speaker 6: likes to keep it talning the age.
Speaker 5: Of the listeners every day call in if you have
Speaker 5: a young sounding voice, I just and we're trying to
Speaker 5: guess how old you are?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one o four three. In the meantime,
Speaker 5: have you been told off by as a grown up Jack?
Speaker 4: I got told off recently by a lady when I
Speaker 4: didn't have my dog on a lead. But what made
Speaker 4: it awkward is she was my mum's friend and she
Speaker 4: didn't recognize me at first, so I recognized that straight away.
Speaker 4: I said, Hi, Jocelyn. And then it's more awkward for
Speaker 4: both of us. And she has already started telling me
Speaker 4: off and then going, oh Jack, yes, I heard you
Speaker 4: had a baby boy.
Speaker 6: And still then gave you the lesson about the dog
Speaker 6: on the lead.
Speaker 4: She gave me she'd already given me the dog on
Speaker 4: the lead lesson, and she worried about the dog eating wildlife,
Speaker 4: which she would never do, but she might.
Speaker 6: It is a rough, old, feral sort of dog you've got,
Speaker 6: that would be Why are you saying I wasn't going
Speaker 6: to go there.
Speaker 5: I was going to go on Marsupial or a kidnap
Speaker 5: or something, but that snagger the old thing and have
Speaker 5: it away with Jocelin. Well that's what they said about Jaws.
Speaker 5: Maca Caitlin, our producer. You got told off as well
Speaker 5: as a grown up.
Speaker 23: This was the first time it ever happened to me.
Speaker 23: It was a couple of weeks ago. I was on
Speaker 23: the Central Coast with my family and we were doing
Speaker 23: a lighthouse tour of the oldest lighthouse in Australia. Anyway,
Speaker 23: the bloke that was in charge, he was like seventy five.
Speaker 23: We went up to the top of it and he's like,
Speaker 23: you must remain behind this yellow line. I stepped over.
Speaker 6: The yellow probably bouncing hyperactively, just to look, just to see.
Speaker 23: Because I'm an adult, I'm going to like, you know,
Speaker 23: I'm not.
Speaker 6: A guy at me. I'm a seventy year old, you know,
Speaker 6: ancient mariner.
Speaker 23: The next second he stood out of line. He said,
Speaker 23: get back in line. Dare you step out of the line.
Speaker 4: I told you do.
Speaker 6: Not do that. Is it dangerous?
Speaker 5: Is it the revolving Were you by the revolving light
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 23: It's the highest point of the lighthouse and it's just
Speaker 23: their safety.
Speaker 3: Obviously.
Speaker 23: You know, in today's day and age, we can't trust
Speaker 23: adults to just not to because the.
Speaker 6: People like you, they don't respect the lighthouse line.
Speaker 23: But like, there's no way I was going to fall
Speaker 23: off it. It's so hot, Like the thing in front
Speaker 23: of you is so high.
Speaker 5: Maybe that old guy maybe he saw one day and
Speaker 5: they're stuck in it to the stay.
Speaker 23: Yep, maybe, but I mean I just and he just
Speaker 23: went absolutely bonkers at me, and I was so I
Speaker 23: went back to that little child and when you got
Speaker 23: in trouble.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was in that pizza shop. Yeah, suddenly I
Speaker 5: went from fifty one to eleven.
Speaker 4: But it's even worse to get told off in front
Speaker 4: of all your family, my.
Speaker 23: Whole family, and then some other.
Speaker 6: Random But I bet they love to see it. I
Speaker 6: bet they'd love to see it.
Speaker 5: I remember were years ago a policewoman told my wife
Speaker 5: and I off, are not letting our dogs are off
Speaker 5: the leash. We used to live near this deer part
Speaker 5: and they were like the queen owned them or something,
Speaker 5: so of protected species. And I went absolutely, my wife
Speaker 5: does not like people telling her off. My wife started
Speaker 5: to answer back The police officer walked towards me whispered
Speaker 5: to me, went you need to get your wife under control,
Speaker 5: and that I didn't know who I was more frightened
Speaker 5: off my wife.
Speaker 6: I was just like, this is quite a vibe right now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: O'Connell's show, Have You wether Swinner, thank you very much
Speaker 5: for joining us. Lines are open now. We do this
Speaker 5: every Wednesday. We love hearing your stories of coincidence and chants.
Speaker 5: We call it what are the odds I believe.
Speaker 9: It or not?
Speaker 4: What are the odds?
Speaker 6: You've gotta be justing me, like, why are you quin
Speaker 6: who married a twin? What believe it or not? We
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 22: I booked dinner with a friend on Saturday night under
Speaker 22: the name Julius or seven o'clock. I hear someone coming
Speaker 22: in a female voice. I've got a table book for
Speaker 22: seven o'clock for two people under the name Julia, and
Speaker 22: it was a different person.
Speaker 12: Went to the football with a mate of mine, sat
Speaker 12: next to an old couple and he was an old
Speaker 12: speedway racer. So I said, oh, whereabouts for your base goes?
Speaker 13: Well, a little town called Thortney's in London, I said,
Speaker 13: I'm from thortneyth We lived in the same house. Ten
Speaker 13: years ago.
Speaker 20: I was due to have my first child. We knew
Speaker 20: it was a boy, so we had three names picked out.
Speaker 20: We had Simon, Hugo and Lucas. I gave birth, had
Speaker 20: my little boy. The doctor lifted him up and she said,
Speaker 20: I've delivered two boys today, a Simon and a Hugo.
Speaker 20: And of course we looked at each other and we said,
Speaker 20: it's eight Yep, it's Lucas.
Speaker 6: What are the odds? Now?
Speaker 5: Someone is sitting pretty excited over there holding snake eyes.
Speaker 4: I've got a double barreled story for you.
Speaker 6: Okay, light now.
Speaker 4: When I was out with my family delivering bin stickers
Speaker 4: to people at random last week, could be any house.
Speaker 6: Not really, it's been pre arranged. But yeah, we'll go
Speaker 6: all this street set up already.
Speaker 5: You're this knocking on doors. I listened to Fox, I
Speaker 5: love them, doesn't matter putting this on it, but.
Speaker 4: They randomly called the show and archer stickers. I first
Speaker 4: went to Fred's house. Before Fred lived in that house,
Speaker 4: I was friends with the family who lived there. I'd
Speaker 4: been in his house.
Speaker 3: Already mentioned it.
Speaker 6: People listen right, Now this is a good what are
Speaker 6: the odds? To be fair?
Speaker 4: Then get this the very next house. I go to
Speaker 4: a guy called Peter. He lives next door to my
Speaker 4: best friend's parents' house. No, that is not no, not
Speaker 4: so worthy.
Speaker 6: That isn't an amazing story. The first one is a
Speaker 6: kind of wow, what are the odds?
Speaker 4: So I knocked on the door and end up having
Speaker 4: a half hour chatter Shannon and John, my friend's parents.
Speaker 6: We've got some audio here and it is quite something.
Speaker 8: I think I used to know that people who lived
Speaker 8: in this house. You used to know them? Yeah you
Speaker 8: still do. I think I've been in this house. I'm
Speaker 8: actually not joking.
Speaker 5: I literally think the acting is so powerful him. At
Speaker 5: first I thought was watching one of those amazing adverts.
Speaker 5: You're doing it for Hubled. I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 5: he's got another bonus platform that is not acting.
Speaker 4: That was right, Well, that is a mind being blown
Speaker 4: in real time.
Speaker 8: I think I used to know that people who lived
Speaker 8: in this house. You used to know them? Yeah, maybe
Speaker 8: you still do.
Speaker 4: I think I've been in this house. I'm actually not joking.
Speaker 4: I literally think I've been in this house.
Speaker 6: Your son's lost interest in your poor wife is going
Speaker 6: like she's walking to.
Speaker 5: Children now down the park there? Okay, the wait, he's
Speaker 5: got more audio.
Speaker 8: How long are you?
Speaker 6: Hell? Could I sit down glass of some cordial or something.
Speaker 6: I'm a bit lightheaded? Them being rocked with the reality. Hello,
Speaker 6: it's just beat me on the back side.
Speaker 8: How long you lived here?
Speaker 6: He's lost his mind?
Speaker 8: But I've been in this house?
Speaker 4: Do you know the people here?
Speaker 8: Is it right?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: No interest? Are they? They're shutting that door? Going on
Speaker 6: the radio is quite interesting, man.
Speaker 4: I think one must have to be a.
Speaker 6: Filter on the microphone.
Speaker 4: I think what must have happened is there's two families.
Speaker 8: Who's living?
Speaker 4: They don't know the family that I knew?
Speaker 6: Gotcha? And again, how long.
Speaker 8: I reckon? I've been in this house? Do you know
Speaker 8: the people here?
Speaker 15: Neil?
Speaker 8: And is it right? No?
Speaker 6: You know what I say?
Speaker 4: Huge?
Speaker 6: Can't believe it? Nine four one four one o four three?
Speaker 6: All right, let's pick someone right now.
Speaker 5: Hello, art supply teacher Caitlin on the phone today.
Speaker 6: Sorry, she's getting the easels out.
Speaker 5: She's coming to work today. Now have you seen what
Speaker 5: she's wearing todays?
Speaker 4: Smart?
Speaker 6: He's always very fun, the teacher.
Speaker 4: This is a two and fifty dollars Jumper.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Jack, Jack's right, just like cool king gone wrong.
Speaker 3: It looks like you've been painting the house and and
Speaker 3: what's with the top of it. It's all ripped across the.
Speaker 5: Pretty lizard and name. Producer Rio called it any here
Speaker 5: where were we? Oh?
Speaker 6: Yes, the show? Nick? Good morning, good morning, Nick?
Speaker 11: What are odds?
Speaker 6: Thank you Nick? If you go with his story?
Speaker 13: All right, So about twelve years ago, we went to
Speaker 13: the RSPCA to adopt a dog, and our dog was
Speaker 13: in a litter of six six girls Jack Russell's, and
Speaker 13: you know, it was just playing around with all the dogs,
Speaker 13: and one came up to us. Dog was called Jess,
Speaker 13: and all the dogs in that litter had been named
Speaker 13: after a member.
Speaker 10: Of staff at the RSPCA.
Speaker 13: So you know, we picked our dog Jess, went to
Speaker 13: fill out the paperwork and we realized that the dog
Speaker 13: was Jess Adams, named after a member of staff, Jess Adams,
Speaker 13: and our family name, our last name is also Adams.
Speaker 13: So complete coincidence, and yeah, it was meant to be.
Speaker 5: It is pretty reminded. No, no, no, it's pretty remarkable.
Speaker 5: But do you go so, yeah, you judge it now.
Speaker 2: Christiano Donald's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show, What are the odds? Christian O'Connell's showing
Speaker 5: gold Christian. I was actually just thinking yesterday, why doesn't
Speaker 5: the show make some branded show beanies because it's so cold?
Speaker 5: And hang on a second, what are the odds? You're
Speaker 5: doing it now?
Speaker 6: You can have one? All right?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one o four three? What are
Speaker 5: the odds? Already it's happening, guys, It's happening right now.
Speaker 5: Donar's on the line. The next column going.
Speaker 6: To Donna, double Donna right now, this moment in time,
Speaker 6: we're sharing doing a feature. What are those odds? Donna? Donna?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What are you got it? Donna Donner number one off
Speaker 6: you go?
Speaker 15: Oh well.
Speaker 21: I grew up with two younger sisters, and my auntie
Speaker 21: used to work at the Royal Hobart Hospital with a
Speaker 21: young guy and she used to go in every morning
Speaker 21: and say, God, you look like my niece. And she
Speaker 21: used to take him photos and show him. So about
Speaker 21: twenty years later, one of my sisters died trade tribling
Speaker 21: and it was all over the news and this guy
Speaker 21: turned up. Apparently he turned out to being my brother.
Speaker 21: So yes, we discovered we have thirteen other siblings.
Speaker 6: What do you mean our brothers and sisters and family.
Speaker 21: Yes, I grew up with her and found out I
Speaker 21: was one of thirteen.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 4: And so your auntie was working with this guy and
Speaker 4: had no idea he was related to you, just looked
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 21: It looked similar, he had a different last name. And yeah,
Speaker 21: we turned out to be brother and sister.
Speaker 6: So are you saying that, donnad You never would have
Speaker 6: known about any of this, and until blessure you, you
Speaker 6: lost your poor sister's life. And then it was on
Speaker 6: the news. Then someone saw that.
Speaker 21: And then start to sister and gang the brother that
Speaker 21: night because he flew over that night and we met him,
Speaker 21: and then we slowly found out all these others coming
Speaker 21: out of the woodwork.
Speaker 6: What incredible story hmmm, wowow.
Speaker 21: And he was mum's first born.
Speaker 5: So yes, and so you all sort of in each
Speaker 5: other's lives. Now what happened afterwards?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 21: Yes, we kept in Paso. Yes, there's one we've never met.
Speaker 21: He was fostered out, so to this day he's a
Speaker 21: year older than me, so we don't know. Yeah, but yes,
Speaker 21: so I've met all the others yes, and unfortunately we
Speaker 21: lost mum's two years ago.
Speaker 5: So well, Donna, thank you very much for trusting us
Speaker 5: and sharing his story today. It's an incredible family story there,
Speaker 5: thank you, thanks question.
Speaker 6: All right, have a nice day. Thanks. Going to show
Speaker 6: us in the morning, Donna number two, Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 6: Donna number two. Donna number two. What is your story
Speaker 6: of amazing coincidence and chance? What have you got?
Speaker 17: All right, it's a bit of a long one, but
Speaker 17: I'm going to compact it. A few years ago, I
Speaker 17: used to go to work on a train with each lady.
Speaker 17: We used to meet at the station, have a coffee,
Speaker 17: and go on the train together every morning. Anyway, a
Speaker 17: couple of years later, I had a car. I sold
Speaker 17: it to this young bloke. Anyway, a couple of years
Speaker 17: later I find out I had an adopted sister. So
Speaker 17: when we met my adopted sister that was fostered, stopped
Speaker 17: it out. We went to meet her and her family,
Speaker 17: and when we got to the house, the car in
Speaker 17: the driveway was the car that I solded this young blake,
Speaker 17: and we thought, that's how, that's my old car. So
Speaker 17: we go into the house. Her adopted mother was a
Speaker 17: lady that I went on the train with every morning
Speaker 17: and had coffee with the years and yeah, it was
Speaker 17: all crazy and yeah, so her doctor mother was the
Speaker 17: lady I traveled with her brother, brought my car and
Speaker 17: we all walked in and there's me car and this
Speaker 17: lady I went on a train with every morning.
Speaker 4: Wow, a big soup of coincidence.
Speaker 6: It is a big soup of coincidency.
Speaker 17: Soup, Yes, very soupy.
Speaker 11: What are.
Speaker 15: The odds?
Speaker 6: Thank you all right, John A number two? Thank you
Speaker 6: very much the story. Have a good morning. That's cooler,
Speaker 6: show you too.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Show. Christian, what are the odds? The coldest
Speaker 5: suburb this morning? Cold stream? Oh my god, what are
Speaker 5: the odds?
Speaker 6: Christian?
Speaker 5: And my mom and I were born on the same
Speaker 5: day in the same hospital. Were not the same days?
Speaker 4: You mean otherwise that's not your mom.
Speaker 5: Please don't deal with us, Mark, can you because that's
Speaker 5: what we've said here? Mark, Can we get some clarity
Speaker 5: as CP. I'm not going to sleep tonight. I thought
Speaker 5: that I'm the guy to tell you where I don't.
Speaker 6: Think that's that's what's been. I know we all have
Speaker 6: these family lives. That's a big one. Mark. What are
Speaker 6: the odds? Col Mark born the same days? Mum? Mark?
Speaker 6: What I mean that would be the biggest Shut the
Speaker 6: picture down, Mark? And is mom born on the same day?
Speaker 5: Too big for the feature. It's up there with another
Speaker 5: big one I heard recently.
Speaker 6: How is it? Neil and Jette up for grabs today
Speaker 6: on the time waist you can go.
Speaker 5: Oh Friday nights see some amazing football. See Arsenal versus
Speaker 5: A League All Stars Women and ucrsou United are in
Speaker 5: town versus A League All Stars Men, May the twenty
Speaker 5: fourth Friday Night Marvel Stadium. Tickets are a ticket check
Speaker 5: and you can win a double pass right now. Okay,
Speaker 5: we're looking for your social media movies on world MySpace
Speaker 5: Remembrance Day.
Speaker 6: This is chilling.
Speaker 5: We spend two hours and fifty seven minutes a day
Speaker 5: on social media three hours.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to cut down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd suggest to be a lot more for a
Speaker 3: lot more people, but.
Speaker 6: That's a long Yeah.
Speaker 5: Just actually depressing reading that seventy seven percent of us
Speaker 5: use the phones on the loop on one of them.
Speaker 5: Twenty percent haven't dropped their phones in the toilet at
Speaker 5: least once in their life.
Speaker 6: All right, so we're looking for your social media movies.
Speaker 5: You've seen the classic. It's quite an older movie, Jack,
Speaker 5: what's up up?
Speaker 4: What's up done?
Speaker 6: What's app doc? More like? One's a bit cold in
Speaker 6: the room right now? What are the odds?
Speaker 5: Tinderetder Gold, pretty in Pinterest? Oh, check out my new
Speaker 5: alban and what we could do with the bathroom Chris.
Speaker 6: Thank you Silver, My wife loves pinter future plans, tweet,
Speaker 6: pray love Gold, the Time Traveler's Wi Fi not the
Speaker 6: Time Travelers?
Speaker 4: Why'd yeah?
Speaker 6: Gold? And you get this a lot? I bet you
Speaker 6: did this, Patsy.
Speaker 5: You know you see one of your friends, one of
Speaker 5: the sisters, having a tough done on Facebook. They put
Speaker 5: one of those messages like, oh just having the worst
Speaker 5: week ever, and someone like Patsy goes under that.
Speaker 6: You okay, Han, Yeah, what's the movie to do with that?
Speaker 6: You're wondering?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 6: Okay, Hunger Games. My work here is done. Ah. I
Speaker 6: showed you one hand, but wait.
Speaker 4: Very labored work from.
Speaker 6: Beautifully labored like the Sistine Chapel.
Speaker 5: That's Neatewhood. It's the people's gold. Jack, What have you got?
Speaker 5: Social media movies?
Speaker 4: TikTok to do Little, TikTok to do little when Harry
Speaker 4: met Selfie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's good. Yeah, silver plus.
Speaker 4: Field of memes. They suck silver though filter for old men.
Speaker 6: That's gold. That's good. I like that.
Speaker 4: And for Frankie Muniz fans.
Speaker 5: Of the movie, excuse me, and that's the core demo
Speaker 5: Frankie Moonez fans.
Speaker 4: Not agent Cody Banks, agent Emoji Banks.
Speaker 5: Okay, gold, I'm going to give that for the Frankie
Speaker 5: Mooners reference car.
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Christian of Kyle's show.
Speaker 5: Podcast, Christian Connell's show Time wast Today, we're looking for
Speaker 5: your social media movies.
Speaker 6: Best in show.
Speaker 5: You have to see the A League in Action against
Speaker 5: Arsenal Women's team be amazing on Friday night. You can
Speaker 5: still get your tickets a ticket tech. All right, social
Speaker 5: media movies, Jack, you're ready to mark.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 6: Edward Only fans.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's gonna be hard to make, God plus.
Speaker 5: Very smart, well done, Santo Cartelli. Edward Only fans, very
Speaker 5: good social media movies today that no Country for scroll Men, Silver, Libby,
Speaker 5: My space Balls, Silver, madn Aiden, Hitty Chitty, Instagramming, Bronze
Speaker 5: Paul and Coo E RT Cold Today's you once upon
Speaker 5: a hashtag in Hollywood, Silver, Jimoji.
Speaker 6: Gold plus Nick well done the hunt for Reddit October
Speaker 6: Gold very smart, Lee comment.
Speaker 4: That's not bad Gold.
Speaker 5: I hope none of us have ever left a comment
Speaker 5: in the comment section. Perhaps what have you ever left?
Speaker 5: Any of the comments under an article in the comment section?
Speaker 5: Probably put a faint name and did one for when
Speaker 5: it was announced I was coming here.
Speaker 3: Go home.
Speaker 6: Yeah that she was said, Still get that one. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: Juice Bigelow, Google Male Jiggilow, Bronze A I am legend
Speaker 6: Bronze capture if you can, Gold, Oh, click on those
Speaker 6: fire hydrants.
Speaker 5: But on Corey dm me Miss Daisy Gold very good,
Speaker 5: that's some Gavin Zoom with a view, Silva Vicki Twitter
Speaker 5: on the roof, Snapchat to the future from Pete Silva,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 6: Who is best in show?
Speaker 4: Well onto Santo for Edward only fair it.
Speaker 6: Could only be that's an ounce standing one.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian. A few weeks ago, you had
Speaker 5: a segment on things that aren't available anymore that people
Speaker 5: wish would come back. You had a call what they
Speaker 5: call talking about pine lime nest quick or the beginning,
Speaker 5: not sure which one.
Speaker 6: What are the odds, Christian, I'm doing the shot this morning,
Speaker 6: listening to you see attached photo. It is there. He's
Speaker 6: found it, pine lime nest quick.
Speaker 4: We couldn't even find it on the line.
Speaker 5: He shots every week, They've never had it. He believes
Speaker 5: this is a testament to the power of the show. Graham,
Speaker 5: I choose to believe that as well.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I should have just said before I played this in
Speaker 5: case you're thinking we're trying to cause a rebellion about
Speaker 5: pine lucking nest quick.
Speaker 6: Why we're not taking it. We're not going to.
Speaker 5: Take Can and Jackie Oh taking all our marketing money
Speaker 5: rolling into town and scooping up all the listeners. No,
Speaker 5: we have no marketing money. We work for the same
Speaker 5: company as Carl and Jackie Oh. I know, and they
Speaker 5: have taken our marketing money. The only marketing we have
Speaker 5: are your bins. We have these bin stickers. We send
Speaker 5: them out to you. You'll stick them on your bins.
Speaker 5: You are our marketers. We need the bins out on
Speaker 5: the curb side. There's two reasons now. One is the
Speaker 5: bins need to be out parade so you can promote
Speaker 5: the show. Otherwise we'll be out of the job. We'll
Speaker 5: be out in the streets within but weeks right now,
Speaker 5: So we need you to promote.
Speaker 6: The shows and get the bins out on the curb side.
Speaker 6: That's our battlefront of the moment is the curve size
Speaker 6: of Melbourne. And the other thing is, if you've already
Speaker 6: got your stickers, thank you very much to putting them on.
Speaker 6: Get them out the front.
Speaker 5: I know it might not be midnight tonight, put them
Speaker 5: out the front tomorrow morning. Guess who's driving around the
Speaker 5: verbs Rio on the roads.
Speaker 6: Very exciting. Name is Rio and he drives around the streets.
Speaker 5: I don't know what roads his name is again real
Speaker 5: he drives down your roads.
Speaker 4: Now do I have to do that opening for that?
Speaker 4: Or if it sounds weird to sing about myself? So
Speaker 4: maybe Jack, we should do it.
Speaker 6: Rappers do it and you have the swagger of a rapper.
Speaker 4: Jason not Jay z gone for.
Speaker 6: He did he? No? Okay, So that's the one on
Speaker 6: the show. Rio Auterbus driving on the suburbs. And if
Speaker 6: he sees a sticker, and it's your being out the
Speaker 6: front on the curb. He will knock on your door.
Speaker 6: He's there, you be you know, Hello the sleep I love,
Speaker 6: I love the character you're you're playing to type a guess, Hello,
Speaker 6: who's there? It's the Jason to the Christian O'Connor. You're
Speaker 6: wrapping you a priss.
Speaker 4: Does this mean I get a price for having my
Speaker 4: binsticker ound overnight?
Speaker 6: Open the Bloody Lady?
Speaker 5: Oh you won a beanie hat, Gold class tickets. Go
Speaker 5: see the contenders. Racy, but it's about tennis challenges. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: the blood is that anyway?
Speaker 6: Little role play? Carl a brighter not.
Speaker 7: You're listening to The Christian o'cyls Show podcast