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Speaker 1: Daddy's got reading glasses.

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Speaker 2: It's too small for your head.

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Speaker 1: That's a horrible thing to say.

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Speaker 2: You look different.

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Speaker 1: I look smart as fuck.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you do.

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Speaker 1: How dare you? These are for the anti glare for

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Speaker 1: my computer and my let's be let's be real my phone.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Mattie J

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Speaker 2: And I am Ash And this is a podcast all

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Speaker 2: about parenting. It is the good, it is the bad

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Speaker 2: and the relatable, and it's good to be back.

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Speaker 1: I nearly forgot all of that. I know.

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Speaker 2: I just blacked out.

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Speaker 1: The first break we've really had in three years, so.

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Speaker 2: It was nice. The reading glasses. Are they a permanent fixture?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Are they a.

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Speaker 1: Hard launch right now?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, I just need them to read and leave.

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Speaker 2: Are the right shape?

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Speaker 1: I've got another pair. Try the other pair one moment, please,

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Speaker 1: there's a slight more round to them.

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Speaker 2: They're the same.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool, let's let's carry on. Then they are pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Do you need them for record? Because what do you

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Speaker 2: just it's too glary When you're looking at me.

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Speaker 1: Your face is to the star. No. I just thought

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Speaker 1: I would do a hard launch this This is what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna look like from now on. Let's get used

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Speaker 1: to it, buddy. A lot's changed, a lot has changed,

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Speaker 1: A lot has good to be back. I would say,

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Speaker 1: it's great to be back. Should we just kick off

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Speaker 1: of some housekeeping, a.

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Speaker 2: Little bit of housekeeping.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you remember last year you tricked

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Speaker 1: your kids into being wormed, and then we spoke to

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Speaker 2: Which surprised me because I grew up. I don't think

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Speaker 2: I ever got wormed, not once.

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Speaker 1: Me either, and I did have worms.

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Speaker 2: So my kids love the worming chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so I thought this year we should kick it

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Speaker 1: off right. Yeah, and we should start ourselves off with

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Speaker 1: a little chok chew ourselves new term work. Beautiful, that's it.

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Speaker 2: If you're listening right now, stop you doing. Get some

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Speaker 2: worming chocolate from the pharmacy.

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Speaker 1: Try this one, because this one I've got a few options.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like a smallgas board of worming tablets.

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Speaker 1: This one is a cho a choc chew lovely, So

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Speaker 1: I'll give you one. Oh yeah, it looks like ovaltine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I look a little bit of advice to the business

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Speaker 2: The first one we had, the vermox. That's it's quite medicine.

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Speaker 2: My favorite type of worming chocolate. I've got a few

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Speaker 1: Got a few different types that I try.

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Speaker 3: Combatant reading that right, it's hard to read. Contraband I like.

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Speaker 3: I like it's got a better mouthfeel. Actually, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: That's really good after dinner. That a cup of tea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, an arrow roote. Look at us late thirties, both

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Speaker 2: Thank you for giving me wormed, de wormed, no worry

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Speaker 2: and also keeping the listeners.

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Speaker 2: By the time this comes out, it will be old news.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, Brooklyn Beckham, I feel like every woman not

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Speaker 1: I know all the pre thirty year I was like,

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Speaker 2: Laura was like, did you hear the news? You wake

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Speaker 2: me up? And I was like, we like Brooklyn's post

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Speaker 1: And I don't get that honestly, I don't really I

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm well, we are probably the wrong people to

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Speaker 2: Slash my wife. So Brooklyn, the son of David and

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Speaker 2: With me? I always thought the feud was like a

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Speaker 1: I think once you get that sort of famous and

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Speaker 1: Like if your son's going to marry someone that you

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Speaker 2: Then do we listen to little Brooklyn who's obviously I

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Speaker 1: I would say that Vic, Toria, Posh, and David they've

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Speaker 1: What do you got? I care about me? But I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like the most famous couple in history. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like people will debate that show.

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Speaker 1: But that she grinded, bumped and grinded on him and

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Speaker 1: at the who Victoria bumped and grinded on Brooklyn at

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Speaker 2: But being grinded on by your mum, could you imagine?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd hate that mum. Get off, especially

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Speaker 1: You know how you didn't do grinding my shit?

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Speaker 2: A bit of incest. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. I

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Speaker 1: I think it also comes down to, like, boy, Mum's right, Oh,

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Speaker 1: April's going to be posh beck of my recond Yes.

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Speaker 2: But have you ever called April so she's in the

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Speaker 1: I never thought that that sentence would come out of anyone.

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Speaker 1: Let's move along, Yes, let's move on from that. Best

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Speaker 1: of luck to all of the billionaires that are having dramas.

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Speaker 2: I want to give a shout out to Laurel Laurel

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Speaker 1: That is a beautiful name, Laurel. I do like the

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Speaker 1: name laurels a.

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful name. She was very honest. I did

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Speaker 2: this week, and she was like, good, she goes. I

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: Were I thought they were good? I thought they were.

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Speaker 1: Look to be honest, we just wanted to keep the

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Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, people, some people do like

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Speaker 4: a best of I was talking to I Love the

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Speaker 2: Best because it's the best.

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Speaker 1: It is the best of. If we were putting the

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Speaker 2: Yes, if we miss your favorite part, go.

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Speaker 1: Back and listen to them all and find it for Laurel.

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Speaker 2: Other news, Ash the nanny. The nanny we have hired.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to call her roberta.

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Speaker 1: Lovely no.

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Speaker 2: She starts today. Today is day one. We are day

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Speaker 2: one of the nanny.

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Speaker 1: Welcome. How was the induction?

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Speaker 2: It was good. It was good. Laura really was in

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Speaker 2: charge and I did something which I I thought was

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Speaker 2: very ideal. Okay, because it's tricky when you're in the

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Speaker 1: Awkward.

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Speaker 2: It's awkward, right, and also awkward because I didn't do

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Speaker 2: the handover. Laura did the handover notes.

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Speaker 1: So then I was just like, hello, you're like the

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Speaker 2: And so I came down and Lola had like fruit

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Speaker 2: And Lola said, Dad, can I have this? But I

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Speaker 2: do I do I say yes? Do I say no?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go against Roberta? But what do

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Speaker 1: Ask Roberta? First? Probably well then, I you.

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Speaker 2: Know, I obviously didn't want to look like there's any weakness.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, straight away then, And Loela is pretty clearly onto

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Speaker 1: she can sense weakness. She would have gone this was

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Speaker 1: make or break okay, day.

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Speaker 2: One, and I think I handled this pretty well.

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Speaker 1: Go on to me, I said, Roberta's in charge.

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Speaker 2: Smart whatever she said is the rules. Okay, that's all

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Speaker 2: I got.

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Speaker 1: They only bring the big problems to you. Is that

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Speaker 1: top dog? But she makes those sort of decisions, correct? Smart?

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Speaker 1: What happened with the strap? Did she get a strap?

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Speaker 2: I said, bring the strap with you? You can. You

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You are a good dad, a good parent.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So just just final words on the nanny welcome Roberta. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's my official welcome, and I can't wait to meet her.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe she can go after my kids too, for free.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm going to get her to speak Spanish

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Speaker 2: to the kids. Portuguese doesn't speak Portuguese. She's Spanish. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: do they do?

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Speaker 1: They speak Spanish or Portuguese Spanish. But there's two. There's both, right,

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Speaker 1: what are you saying? There's two? There's two different there's

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Speaker 1: Portuguese Spanish speak Spanish. Okay, I'm just you've had it

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Speaker 2: It's it's Spanish and you're like, oh, but is it Portuguese. No,

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Speaker 2: it's Spanish and you're like, which is Spain South America?

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Speaker 1: Is Spain in Europe?

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Speaker 1: It's what do you know?

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Speaker 2: Now we did it.

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Speaker 2: You start, Matt you okay, question number one and you

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Speaker 1: She turns five next week, so it would be twenty twenty. Wait,

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Speaker 2: Liss there he is, Which one do you want?

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Speaker 1: at you, big guy. Watch Smacy's birthday.

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Speaker 2: Fuck, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: and that could be a vitamin you can take for that.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, like, just give me the month.

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Speaker 1: Give the month November?

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Speaker 2: Is it November twelfth?

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Speaker 1: Bam? Got it?

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Speaker 2: Did I?

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Speaker 2: Of course I did? What yeh twenty one?

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Speaker 1: Really same as dollar take a ship.

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Speaker 2: It's not as good as I remember.

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Speaker 1: Put some worming chocolate in there and mix it in

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Speaker 2: My guts right now, Like, what the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 1: We're back at work, guys, Okay, you're next.

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Speaker 2: What household job made me feel emasculated?

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Speaker 1: Which one?

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Speaker 1: Definitely the new fridge and the water fountain in the fridge. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what does ape will do for work?

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Speaker 2: She is the PA?

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Speaker 1: Wrong, she's an EA right, there's no difference, there is Okay,

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Speaker 2: I won't mention the company, but they are software company.

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Speaker 1: Yes, very very well done for she used to work.

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Speaker 2: In early childhood.

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Speaker 2: Roughly. I'll give you the allowance of like within a

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Speaker 1: Okay, so they accepted your offer. On Oscar's birthday that

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Speaker 2: You're like that type of person and who can remember

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Speaker 1: So that was June, so we have had to be

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Speaker 1: How many times has Oscar moved house?

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Speaker 2: You saved on the road and then you were at

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Speaker 2: it's like three moves essentially.

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Speaker 3: Na wrong?

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Speaker 1: What six d Why did I know that I have

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Speaker 1: Ye Franks, Ye, warry Wood, Warrwood again, Frank's Eleanora Warriwood

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Speaker 1: seven times, but Franks is a couple of times, so

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to this.

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Speaker 1: Why do you haven't wreck? You like it? I like it?

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Speaker 1: You're next?

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Speaker 3: What was the.

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Speaker 2: Alternate name that Laura and I were considering for Poppy?

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Speaker 1: Penny? Ah?

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Speaker 2: Gosh, you are good. You do listen to them when

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Speaker 1: I do. I do listen intentatively. I'm a listener well

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Speaker 2: So you go, oh, very good. Aples a lucky lady.

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Speaker 2: Yes she is.

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Speaker 1: I always tell her that hit me. Name three of

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Speaker 2: Okay, you worked in a timber yard, you sold cars,

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Speaker 1: What I miss, target Kmart, sold printers, factory hand printers.

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Speaker 2: That was you. I was desperate.

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Speaker 1: Anyway that Yeah, well done, well done, go you're next.

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Speaker 2: What surgery did my mum have recently?

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Speaker 1: She tore the what did she tear? But she did?

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Speaker 1: What was being reattached the ligament?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very good, that's it I wanted.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Nellie Kilder four things.

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Speaker 2: Laughing at my mom. Mom was passing away.

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Speaker 1: It's fine.

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Speaker 2: Now we're like, why do that? That's so insensitive.

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Speaker 1: Got one last one. How many overseas trips? Trips did

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Speaker 2: Four in Vegas? Twice in Vegas? You'd BALI you're a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well done. Should we just down that hat?

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Speaker 1: She is first?

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Speaker 2: Ye have another one? Please? Oh relax, It's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: That's fucking disgusting.

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Speaker 2: My taste buds are weird.

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Speaker 1: That's I just don't like that taste like it's got

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Speaker 2: I do want to say, though, to everyone who has listened.

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Speaker 2: How I do not know, but we honestly we we

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Speaker 2: Yes until now. Without you, guys, we wouldn't have a show.

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Speaker 2: So the fact that we've survived almost three years two

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Speaker 1: And it went so fast too, so thank you dotors

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Speaker 2: Until this relationship deteriorates. Oh my god, that stinks. We

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Speaker 2: Well, whenever I suggested one, you were like, you fucking loser.

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Speaker 1: I was just one.

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Speaker 2: I was attacked.

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Speaker 2: Really good, really really good? Sorry that is coming up?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, wow, goodness, sailing makes me want to do

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Speaker 2: I'm yet to sail, yet to sail to TV? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: I actually don't think I've done any of my cartwheel. No,

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Speaker 1: I promised to do that too. I didn't do that either.

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Speaker 1: I had drinking.

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Speaker 2: I need to apologize. Go on when you mentioned that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was what I said. Here, man, I'm currently

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoying it. Is that going to last?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Fuck, I apologize.

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Speaker 2: the cafe and they said that since you started drinking

451
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 2: with them, which was roughly the age of thirteen or fourteen,

452
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 2: this is the longest you have ever gone without a drink.

453
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 2: It's not, Oh, it's not.

454
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm nearly there. Eight weeks is the longest I've ever been.

455
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 2: And that was just real story.

456
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,400
Speaker 1: They're full of shit, those guys over.

457
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: Sorry, when is the longest?

458
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: I was eight weeks? So however many days that is?

459
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 1: And that was it was the year after Macy was

460
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 1: born in twenty twenty two.

461
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 2: Wow, Why did you drink again after that little stint?

462
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 2: So you were done? You had enough?

463
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 1: I just needed like a reset like this one was

464
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: like a I just had a huge year on the

465
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 1: terms last year. Every two weeks it was like, oh,

466
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 1: I'm going away again. And then you go away on

467
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: these trips, you know, what it's like. It's like they're

468
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 1: throwing free food at your free alcohol at you were

469
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 1: just like ohs and I just felt so unhealthy. That's

470
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: why this time has been really easy because I was

471
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: ready for it. The other times I had forced myself

472
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 1: to do it for relationships, like with April and my

473
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 1: kids and stuff. This was it still had a bit

474
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: to do with that, but it was I think I

475
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: was just ready and I was like, I also didn't

476
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: do that thing which a lot of people do, and

477
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: especially like dads and like people and men in their thirties,

478
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: I think we're invincible. Still where you go, I'm going

479
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: to quit drinking and to become this athlete. You know,

480
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 1: you just have to start running. The first week, I

481
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: just ate the house down. My god, well not a

482
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: scaup of exercise.

483
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 2: Your Oreo intake is unbelievable.

484
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you need to get a sponsorship from them.

485
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 1: I know, I've had to cut down.

486
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 2: We were away and she was like, Laura was going

487
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 2: to the shops and she put the call out and

488
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: said what do we need? And Ash was like seven

489
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 2: packets of oreos And she was like, ah, no, seriously,

490
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 2: what do you want? And you're like make it eight.

491
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 1: I was not joking what so she thought I kept

492
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 1: was joking. I was like, damn it, man, I need more.

493
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: Bring them back.

494
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: And then she came back and she goes to me.

495
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: The checkout lady was like, oh, the's on special or something. No,

496
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: And I ate through every single one of those aureos

497
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: because I wasn't drinking, and that's my was my vias

498
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: that and like I just had a carp of Pepsi

499
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: max the whole time.

500
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 2: You love a little little biky and a little soft drinking,

501
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 2: the mouth feel.

502
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: For me, it's the mouth feel and then having something

503
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: in my hand. But I have done things healthier, like

504
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm still kind of eating whatever I want because I'm like,

505
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: I'm not drinking, I'm exercising. I'm definitely doing that. I'm

506
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,439
Speaker 1: just trying to be a bit more mindful just because

507
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: like I was just a loose cannon, which look I

508
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: kind of like. But then at the same time, it's

509
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: like I need to sometimes like just take a moment

510
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: for myself to be like yeah, so I'm trying to

511
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: be a little bit more like that. And I walked

512
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,959
Speaker 1: into my hair dressers the other day. My barber if

513
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: you will, and he said he goes, he just pointed

514
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 1: and goes, you're want the zembies. I was like for

515
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: those losings, zembies, zembi And I was like, oh no,

516
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: but thank you.

517
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: Well.

518
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: I was a lovely compliment and I was like that's great.

519
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 1: And I was like, so I was complimented and I

520
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: felt good. Came home. I said that to Ape but

521
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: she's like, no, it's lovely whatever. And then I went

522
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: through Maca's drive through the same night and I'm at

523
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 1: the window and I've ordered, I'm waiting for my food,

524
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: and the lady came out. She goes, do you still

525
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: need that mcflurry? And I was like yes.

526
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: First of all, was like what what does she mean

527
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 2: by that?

528
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: Exactly? And I was like, oh, how dare you? But

529
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: two people were actually getting my food. She thinks I

530
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: think she thought someone had already given it to me,

531
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: But I took it as if someone just said, but also,

532
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: which one is it that macis drive through? After being

533
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: complimented about how skinny I was, I thought I've hearnded this.

534
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 2: Could you imagine? I was actually handing up a mcfluy

535
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 2: Are you sure you want this?

536
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: That's that's how she said it, and that's how I

537
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: took it. But then I know what I'm doing. Yeah, anyways,

538
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: I was both complimented and humbled very quickly in the

539
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: same day.

540
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 2: And what's your game plan here?

541
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: I think that's what's made it a little bit easier

542
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: for me. I don't have because we were talking about it,

543
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: because we did spend time together, which honestly, I had

544
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: a great time. Just want to let you know that's weird.

545
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: We spent that New Year's period together, which I think

546
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: kind of helped me actually that I wasn't with my

547
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: piss head mates because you're not overly a pis set.

548
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 1: You'll have a drink and enjoy yourself, but you're also

549
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: mature enough to be like that's enough. My friend's like,

550
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: love them, but Jesus. And we went to a winery

551
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: on New Year's Day just during the day for lunch

552
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 1: with which was lovely, wasn't too hot, it was nice.

553
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm really given the details of the story here. And

554
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 1: I said, if I'm going to have a drink, I'm

555
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: going to have one. But then I also said to

556
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: you at the bar, I said, if I'm going to

557
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: have one drink, I'm going to have thirty I was,

558
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: I was, I was worried. I was like, I wanted

559
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: you to have a drink. Just one day is never enough,

560
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: I know that.

561
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: I was like, let's get ash out of here.

562
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

563
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: The guy who's having a spell off the drink is

564
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: at a winery. Everyone is just pissed.

565
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Like I was like, oh, I could do it.

566
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 2: It's like biting a crackhead down to like a layer

567
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: of crackdown.

568
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: Ye come over out plane, it's lovely shod see what

569
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: we're done with the plane. It was like that. I

570
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: was like, I did spend a lot of time trying

571
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 1: to be maybe spend more time with my kids to

572
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: distract me, which I probably should do anyway. But I

573
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: was like, I was actually quite proud of myself that

574
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: afternoon when I left and I'd had fifteen coke zeros

575
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: and yeah, but there's no that's just made it a

576
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: little bit easier. I think I don't have an end

577
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: goal on it, and I don't know when, so we'll

578
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: just see, I guess. But I follow through with that.

579
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: Once again, I apologize for my remarks that I made

580
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: a little while ago. I'm very proud of you.

581
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: Thank you.

582
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of you.

583
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

584
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: Lots of people are like, do you feel better, do

585
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 2: you feel indifferent? Do you notice anything that's changed.

586
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, my brain chemistry is completely off, like like I

587
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on with it. I'll have days

588
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: where I'm perfectly fine, and then I'll have days where

589
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm not and I can't work it out. And people

590
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: have bad days.

591
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: But I think as you're not happy or you're anxious,

592
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 2: all the.

593
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: Above, it's like it's sometimes it's like and April will

594
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: be like, what is going on up there? And I've

595
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: described it to you before, what the inner working is

596
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: in my brains? Like it's like doing a monotonous task, okay,

597
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, halfway through a song,

598
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: it'll just come into my head and then go So,

599
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: for example, I'll be folding the washing right, and then

600
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: all of a sudden like, mister world, what I'm just like,

601
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: But it'll be like that. But then all of a

602
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: sudden it'll be the mood change.

603
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: But I think it's I also think it's holidays. Holidays

604
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: that's over Christmas.

605
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: It's the toughest time to do this. It's a weird

606
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: time when you've got kids.

607
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: Because also you're out of routine. You just like love

608
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 2: my kids to death, you know, I would do anything

609
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 2: for that.

610
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: Every parent who wants to give the kids shit start

611
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: the purpose.

612
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 2: But too much of a good thing, well said, it's

613
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: a little bit bad.

614
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, like two or three days, I'm like, oh, you're

615
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: such a good thing.

616
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: When you're going through that transition of not drinking, and

617
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 2: then in the mix you're dealing with the fact that

618
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 2: you're at a routine, your kids are yelling at you.

619
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: It is a tumultuous time. The weather it's hot like

620
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: forty degrees one day, it's to cycling the next.

621
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 4: And as well, like Brooklyn back and breaking up with

622
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 4: his family, what the fuck.

623
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: Is going on happening? I'm a celebrities not live. I

624
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: am boycotting. But yeah, it has been a tricky time

625
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: and it has really really pushed me to the edge

626
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: of my patience, my mental health. But I tried to

627
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: be more mindful of it. So I'm really looking forward

628
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: to these kids to go back to school. But feeling

629
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: good most of the time, but then I do have moments. Anyway,

630
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: one of my other resolutions was to lam Portuguese, which

631
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: I've started. I'm like thirty days to I was.

632
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: I was like wondering one day when we were together,

633
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: I was like, where's Ash? And then I looked at

634
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: it and You're like, abregado alba, You're like fucking I

635
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: was like you having is he talking?

636
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: And I'll give you an update on that. When I

637
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: feel like I'm comfortable.

638
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 2: Give us something in Portuguese, say something, No you just did.

639
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: I reget it.

640
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 2: Give us something.

641
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: Come on, there you go, good morning. That's all long

642
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: given you.

643
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, making me work for it.

644
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: I just don't want I just want to be I

645
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: want to I want to be out conversational before I

646
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 1: can do it. So then you're like, whoa, that's happened.

647
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm working on it.

648
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: He just really quickly. A little update on Poppy. We

649
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: are now coming up to four months ASH and we

650
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: have made a decision, which is one that I knew

651
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 2: was going to come, but I was hoping it would

652
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: be as late into her life as possible.

653
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: Oh God, it's a sad day for me, and I

654
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: think it's a.

655
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: Sad day for all partners who are not the breastfeeding

656
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: partner Okay, Laura has made the decision to move to formula.

657
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: That's quick, is it? No? The way that she produces

658
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: breast milk, in case you're wondering, I am wondering, don't you,

659
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: is she's like unbelievable. For the first couple, I'm gonna

660
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: have to see it.

661
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: First, she produces a lot of milk, and then it

662
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: takes she does, and then it tapes off pretty quickly,

663
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: Like she goes from producing heaps of milk to them

664
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: the supply drops down, and then Poppy's getting frustrated because

665
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: she's not getting as much as she needs.

666
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: Isn't supply also related to the baby too, like if

667
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: it's more that it feeds.

668
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 2: And more, Yeah, Poppy's got a great appetite. And then

669
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 2: Laura got a little bit sick while she was away.

670
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: She got strep throat and so she had a bit

671
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: of time where she was really struggling to eat.

672
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: So that may have impacted. But with with Marley and Lola,

673
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 2: she stopped breastfeeding around about the three month mark, so

674
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 2: I knew that once we got to three months, I

675
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: was like, every day, it's a blessing that she still breastfeeds,

676
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: because like two.

677
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

678
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: Sorry?

679
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

680
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think Laura.

681
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: Was breastfeed till she was three, explains It's yeah, okay,

682
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: so there's a there's a vast landscape. Yes, okay.

683
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 2: But the reason why I'm upset, and this is very

684
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: selfish of me, in like, I'll be the first to

685
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: admit this. So if you're listening, going, man, you're a dick.

686
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 2: I am a dick. I get it.

687
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: You like to drink it.

688
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: I like to drink my wife's breast milk. No, I

689
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 2: it means that I was not having to wake up

690
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night because Laura was. And

691
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: this is Laura's decision, not mine. She's like, I would

692
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 2: rather you sleep through the breastfeeds in the night, obviously

693
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: if I need help. There was times when she was like,

694
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: I can't sett alerk and you grab her. But she

695
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 2: would say, like, you get up first in the morning

696
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 2: when Marley and Laula wake up, So at six am,

697
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: I was up with the kids. Laura would have a

698
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 2: sleep in because she was up in the night. But

699
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: now we're in the bottle, I will be doing the

700
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: nighttime feeds.

701
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: After a certain point, surely, like it's like Laura's I

702
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: need to go off to bed now it gains We

703
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: were like, we will split it. Yeah, it was because

704
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: I always say, and I've said it before, two half

705
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: rested people do not equal a fully rested person. Well

706
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: said thank you, so like her like, there's nothing you

707
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: can do if she's breastfeeding the middle or night, and

708
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: that goes for any dads that are are expecting and

709
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: it's going to be breastfed baby. If that's the case,

710
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: there's nothing really you can do but get water. Once

711
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: you've done that, you've ticked the box. Really make sure

712
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: that she's comfortable. But a lot of the time it's

713
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: like if you're both tired, then who's going to deal

714
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: with the other kids next day? And then also deal

715
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: with each other?

716
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, we didn't see any point in it,

717
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 2: and there are there are people out there. As a

718
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 2: dad I spoke to he was like, oh no, I

719
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 2: get woken up for those breastfeeds and I have to

720
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: be up as much as she's ay, And I was like,

721
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 2: what for? But hey, if that works for you.

722
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like with my first I had to

723
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: be that person. Sure, I just felt bad. Yeah, you know,

724
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: like and like I'm a pretty light sleeper anyway, I

725
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: would like to think, and I was like up anyway,

726
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: but we were both exhausted instead of someone And then

727
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: with MACI we learned our lessons and thought, okay, well

728
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: I slept in the laundroop for nine months, best nine

729
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: months in my life. Right now I had like my

730
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: own house without everyone else.

731
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 2: It's great.

732
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: But also I had oscared to look after. But yeah,

733
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: I think, like split it up now again.

734
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, so now now I'm having to throw it to

735
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 2: the plate, which is a shame. And also the other transition,

736
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: which I think a lot of people who have younger

737
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 2: children who are like in the early stages within twelve

738
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 2: months would know that this is a stage, a milestone

739
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 2: if you will. She rolls over rolling, she's full rolling,

740
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: so we can no longer. I may be wrong here

741
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 2: if you're listening and you're like, that's not the right thing.

742
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 2: Matt tell me in a gender way. But we don't

743
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 2: strap her down both arms.

744
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: First of all, strap her down.

745
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 2: We have a sleep suit.

746
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, sleep shit where we in? Yeah, so you

747
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: don't do that anymore.

748
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 2: So we know we keep the arms out so she

749
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 2: can so she can Yeah, which like the first week

750
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 2: of her arms being out night man like, she was like,

751
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: what are these?

752
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, scratch.

753
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 2: Themselves and ship look over and she's like ripping her

754
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: eye out. I'm like, don't do that.

755
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: She's like, why not, poor thing? So she's yeah, is

756
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: she going to her own room yet or no? That

757
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: happens like twelve months, dude, Oscars two weeks out of

758
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: our room. He was so noisy. Yeah, she's but to

759
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: be fair, I spent majority of beside me his room anyway.

760
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 2: Don't judge me on this, but Laura has a polarates

761
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 2: machine in the room that is for Poppy.

762
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we.

763
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 2: Don't want to lose. She don't want to lose the

764
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: pilates machines the Reformer if you the Reformer, Yeah yeah, yeah.

765
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 2: So that's that's her room. That's our nursery. Isn't it funny?

766
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 2: Baby number one? You're like this beautiful nursery that's set

767
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 2: up up with like artwork and cushions and rugs and

768
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 2: change table, a pubby it's a fucking Reformer polities machine.

769
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: We had this conversation where the room wasn't ready yet

770
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: and I said, I guarantee you after four months of

771
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: the room still not ready boom, and it's still not ready.

772
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: Does that feel good?

773
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah? It does makes me feel great, poppy, very cute.

774
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: And I obviously spent a couple days with the down

775
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: South and I held her once and that was enough?

776
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: Did you though?

777
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: You sort of plumped her on me? And I was like, ah,

778
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm more of a bigger kid sort of guy like teenagers,

779
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: but you did something which baffled me. And I'm late

780
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: thirties now a whole little bit that I'm going to

781
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: own that. And I didn't know that you could do this,

782
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: and I could be wrong, and I could also be

783
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: very stupid right now, very very very vulnerable. You opened

784
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: the dishwasher mid cycle, and for a second I held

785
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: my breath. Yeah, and I thought, you can't do that,

786
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: It'll all come out, and it didn't.

787
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: You don't. You don't put the dishwall.

788
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 1: I have never opened it up midsicle. I'm too scared.

789
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: You've well, because I always changed my life. I always

790
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: put the dishwash you're on. And then I go, oh God,

791
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: I look at the coffee table and there's a cup there.

792
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: I just think too bad. No, I just think it's

793
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: like left behind.

794
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: It's not like a plane taking off that you know

795
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: once you press go, it's gone.

796
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: I thought it was no you can.

797
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously you want it to be with I

798
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 2: kind of My little rule is within the first ten minutes,

799
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: you're allowed to reopen and put it in there so

800
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: it does get clean. You don't want to in the

801
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 2: last five minutes of the cycle put something in there.

802
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how did you know where it was

803
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: up to I was in the same room as you.

804
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 2: I didn't know. I just I can tell I have

805
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: like a six thing. Yeah, I can hear.

806
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: I hear it.

807
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: That's on rints. I said to April.

808
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: I was like, you're not going to believe this, and

809
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: she was like, what it was like? Matt open dish

810
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: washing mid cycle and we both went everyone's doing that,

811
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: but you didn't get a drop on the ground.

812
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 2: Of course not because they're designed to do that.

813
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: I full disclosure. I bought the same dish washer the

814
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: Fisher and parcles was just fishering and g isn't it fuck?

815
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: So now I can't open my wine.

816
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 2: I'm too scared to open the cam brou after this

817
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: record to put a cycle on it. We'll stop it

818
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 2: after five minutes.

819
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm excited. Fuck screw stuff, let's go anyway.

820
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,919
Speaker 1: You blow me away. I've been talking about it since

821
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: that was weeks ago. Okay, to everyone on the street,

822
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know how Mady j guy from the Bachelor.

823
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: He's not from the Bachelor anymost for the guy who

824
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: can open a dishwashing midsize.

825
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 2: If you are someone who works in the dishwashing industry,

826
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 2: a dishwasher, if you will tell me if I'm ruining

827
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 2: the machine, let me know.

828
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you got that. I'm pretty sure it's

829
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: an LG.

830
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: You got I'm pretty sure it's fine, pretty sure it's

831
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: an LERG.

832
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 1: I'm prettyure it's I do installmine myself. That was another

833
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: resolution we've missed. What's that be less pathetic?

834
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 2: No, that's yeah, that's going to terrible.

835
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: Speak for yourself, bro. The dishwasher was at the end

836
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: of the line of a long string of things that

837
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: happened over this year already where I bought paint samples

838
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: and painted house. Sorry, so this is how this went down.

839
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: I bought paint samples and then April came home and

840
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: I painted the whole house. That's how that worked.

841
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: And that should be the test for ADHD. Give you

842
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 2: give them a paint sample and you go just paint

843
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: a little bit on your wall, and if they go

844
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 2: and paint the whole house, ADHD.

845
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: Literally when one stroke went, that's it went back to

846
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: the shop. Done. House is done. And of course I

847
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: just dist did the walls. I'm like, I'm just going

848
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: to do the walls, okay for now. Did the walls

849
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: and then I was like fuck. Then I was like okay,

850
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: but I did door frames and the doors yeh okay.

851
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: So I did that, and of course naturally did that.

852
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: We need your door handles, your door handles.

853
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they look great.

854
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 1: You did the doorhandles, all the door handles. Then naturally

855
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: I the door handle. So I had to do the

856
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: cabinet handles to match the door handles. So now all

857
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: the kitchen cabinet handles are also the same color and matching.

858
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: Then I had to replaced all the hooks in the

859
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: bathroom because they didn't match the cabinets. And then I

860
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: had to look at the laundry and realize that the laundry,

861
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: nothing in the laundry matched out here. So then I

862
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: had to cut the laundry, paint the laundry, and then

863
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: put new door handle on to match that. And then

864
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: I realized the dishwasher didn't match the fixture.

865
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 2: Every apartment in the complex all matches.

866
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: We're getting there. So what I had to do was

867
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: I had to get a new dishwasher. The other one

868
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,959
Speaker 1: was fine, but I hated it and I didn't match.

869
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: So I installed that, And now that's that we're at.

870
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Now I have a whole toolbox.

871
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 2: So what you're trying to say is I'm less you

872
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 2: do this all because we had the resolution of the pathetic.

873
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 2: Well fuck, well, why don't you tell me you did

874
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: the fence. I did the fence. I did a couple

875
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: of panels.

876
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: You have a lawn, bro, I don't have a lawn.

877
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 2: I I got a couple of fence panels from Palings, Palings, Palings.

878
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: I had a word work work a builder is like

879
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 2: a chippy's shirt that I wore to Bunnings, which was

880
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 2: then embarrassing because I was asking really dumb questions. Oh yeah, yeah.

881
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 2: I was like, excuse me, where are the fence posts?

882
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: He was like, what what are you talking about? And

883
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 2: I was like, what screws do I use, and I

884
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 2: was being spoon fed whilst I was in like steel

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Speaker 2: caps and a fucking workshirt.

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Speaker 1: It's the effort that counts, Matt, and I think you

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Speaker 1: did the I saw all the paling.

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Speaker 2: Normally I would go wearing crocs and like a like

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Speaker 2: old surf T shirt, and I was like, oh God.

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Speaker 2: As I was in the car park, I was like, fuck,

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Speaker 2: look at what I'm wearing. I'm dressed up like a

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Speaker 2: builder going in not knowing anything.

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Speaker 1: And asking non builders.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what's this. He's like, it's a hammer.

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, So we're working on the pathetic thing.

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Speaker 2: Then, yes, okay, we will.

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Speaker 1: We will be better this year. I've already started. Matt's

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Speaker 1: done a fence, he's got a lawn that he likes,

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Speaker 1: and we're good to go.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, if you have any parenting related questions,

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Speaker 2: please send it to us, because at the moment the

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Speaker 2: mailbox obviously people everyone's taking a break. We need we

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Speaker 2: need them in the mailbox to open them up.

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Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say, I would say, that's well said,

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Speaker 1: specific and well said. I have just a little hack

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Speaker 1: to finish on today really quick that I have been

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Speaker 1: using this whole school holidays, and there's a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, and I will continue to do. So Oscar

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Speaker 1: is at that age where they just continually ask questions

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Speaker 1: and NonStop, and it's like I've had enough. I just

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00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: answered the question any question he has now with a

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Speaker 1: really simple line that's going to help parents get through

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Speaker 1: the rest of the holidays. Go. So, Oscar asked me

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Speaker 1: a questions, right, so ask me a question that Oscar would.

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Speaker 2: Ask, Hey, Dad, what kind of bird is that?

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Speaker 1: Ah, you'll understand when you're older.

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Speaker 2: Go, why do I need to have worming?

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Speaker 1: It's funny you ask that, asker, You'll understand when you're older.

919
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Speaker 2: So you're just avoiding roaks a tree.

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Speaker 1: It works a try it on Marley all. Just see

921
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: what happens like, especially when it's like Daddy wants your

922
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Speaker 1: back hurt all the time. You'll understand when you're older.

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Speaker 1: Isn't the point now where he she says, let me

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Speaker 1: gets I'll understand when I'm older. There he is, poor

925
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: little Oscar if it's a valid question, and there's he's

926
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Speaker 1: such a great boy. He's a great boy. He's very intelligent,

927
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Speaker 1: and that he's picked that up well, But it's just

928
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Speaker 1: a little just to ease a bit of the pressure

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Speaker 1: of it. I would say, answer the questions until you're

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Speaker 1: sick of it, and then say you'll understand.

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Speaker 2: My girls don't ask that many questions. I think they

932
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Speaker 2: know that I'm not that smart man.

933
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Speaker 1: Oscar is at the point where he because.

934
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Speaker 2: You retained some much information. That's your problem. You've created

935
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Speaker 2: this so much useless information.

936
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Speaker 1: Ask me useless questions.

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Speaker 2: The kids are like, Dad, what when's mum's birthday? And

938
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Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.

939
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Speaker 1: It's. Oscar's at the point where he's starting to ask

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Speaker 1: how long everything takes? And I just I just said

941
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Speaker 1: to you today, you don't have no concept of time,

942
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Speaker 1: so what does it fucking matter?

943
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Speaker 2: Nor do you have anywhere to be? Actually that's on

944
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Speaker 2: the drive back. The kids were like, how long until

945
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Speaker 2: we get to McDonald's And I was understand when you're old,

946
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Speaker 2: Like I was like ten minutes and like how many

947
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Speaker 2: seconds is that?

948
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Speaker 1: And I was like, you'll understand when you're older.

949
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Speaker 2: And I was like it's a thousand, and she was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: how many.

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Speaker 1: In a thousand You'll understand when you're older. See, it

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Speaker 1: works on every level.

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Speaker 2: Very good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, very we're older that you've asked a

955
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Speaker 1: lot of great questions today and this. Let you have

956
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Speaker 1: one more and then I just respond with whatever you

957
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Speaker 1: ask me. You'll understand when you're older. With my life.

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Speaker 2: I told you this.

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Speaker 1: I just came up with it all my own, very clever.

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Speaker 2: Hey, ash, Yes, that is that is time.

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Speaker 1: That is time time. If you've enjoyed this episode, please

962
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Speaker 1: leave a review, first one of the year. Why not

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Speaker 1: kick it off?

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Speaker 2: Be the first. Yes, you're like.

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Speaker 1: The reviews.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe more excited drinking baby formula today

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Speaker 2: or that line about reviews.

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Speaker 1: Your after dinner treat talking about reviews A little worm

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Speaker 1: jockey and it's a baby formula, babyfilm and or breast

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Speaker 1: milk heat.

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Speaker 2: Get room on the rocks please, And you can follow us,

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Speaker 2: of course on social media. Two Doting Dads on TikTok,

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Speaker 1: Don't ask any questions because you know what the answer

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Speaker 1: answer will be. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections to land,

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