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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes your dad might do something out of character.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna call these dad shocks.

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Speaker 2: My dad is seventy four and recently, at the age

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Speaker 2: of seventy four, he's decided to start baking. Right, never

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Speaker 2: had a meal made mom my dad growing up right,

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Speaker 2: never did any cooking. He's now started baking, which is

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Speaker 2: absolutely no benefit to me as a grown up.

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Speaker 3: It's like, why.

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Speaker 2: Couldn't you done that thirty four years ago? I would

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Speaker 2: have loved my dad to make me a cake. But

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Speaker 2: the other big thing is my dad last weekend went

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Speaker 2: to the opera for the.

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Speaker 3: First time ever.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: My dad always leads whenever he's done anything. Had always

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Speaker 2: first all tell you how much money he saved. See

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Speaker 2: when it was just twelve bucks, and when you can't

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Speaker 2: gone to London then because you can't even get a

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Speaker 2: bag of chips twelve bucks any way. Now it's a

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Speaker 2: local amateur version. What is that like the local posties

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Speaker 2: doing Pavarotti or he went to the amateur version of

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Speaker 2: Cozy Fan Tutti over the weekend.

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Speaker 5: I understand an amateur play because you can learn your lines.

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Speaker 5: But opera is a very skilled talent.

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Speaker 4: But they've got to start somewhere, Jack, haven't they.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't think they start as amazons. I think

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Speaker 2: they just get discovered. I think amazons aren't just people.

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Speaker 2: It's a hobby for But anyway, that's why it's twelve dollars.

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Speaker 2: So he absolutely loved his first of our opera. He's

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Speaker 5: Now, my dad, My dad's surprising us with moments like

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Speaker 5: this because he's retired this year and he's got plenty

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Speaker 3: I think that's what it is. Something gets activated in them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they've just got he's got too much time to fill.

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Speaker 5: We came home. Never seen him take any creative or

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Speaker 5: artistic endeavors in his life. He's got a big paint

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great, your dad. Even a dad's shock, Pats.

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Speaker 4: What's funny. When I was younger, when I was about ten,

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Speaker 4: But then I noticed on a Saturday he was home

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Speaker 4: I thought he was just going up the parbor, going

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Speaker 3: We don't want those kind of dad.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 4: Mom goes, he's sitting in his pilot's license and I said,

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Speaker 4: what do you mean, he's sitting in his pilot's license.

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Speaker 4: He was studying to be a light plane pilot.

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Speaker 3: That's what he told her. I might try that one.

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Speaker 3: I am Moraman Cessna's but that's her name anyway. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: License, when they do, you know, they have to practice

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Speaker 2: And and then you're right. They insist we must practice,

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Speaker 5: So it was broof.

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Speaker 4: I know for a fact that he was getting his

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Speaker 2: All right, so look when we say dad shocks, we

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Speaker 2: want like the stories that you know, we shared ones

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Speaker 2: about our dad suddenly, you know, going to the opera, painting, baking,

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Speaker 2: taking a pilot's license. We don't want a shock about

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Speaker 2: finding out that dad has been sorting out missus Harris.

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Speaker 3: At number fifty two.

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Speaker 2: Too many scandals, which is all we're getting at the

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Speaker 2: moment is scandals.

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Speaker 3: And then this one from Jess.

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty two and for the first twenty years of

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Speaker 2: He had convinced me by only ever showing me black

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Speaker 2: Jess me, So please, Dad, shocks opera, painting, baking, Pithot's license.

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Speaker 2: That level of nice shocks. Maybe that's all we should accorded.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the lions. Let's see, let's

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Speaker 3: Kate, Good morning, Good morning, Good.

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Speaker 2: Morning, Kate. I hope you had a great weekend. And

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Speaker 2: what's your dad's shocks story for us?

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Speaker 6: So, my dad, at the wise old age of sixty two,

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Speaker 6: That's decided sixty three was the right age and education awesome.

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Speaker 3: But what did he go and study.

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Speaker 6: He's studying a Bachelor of Commerce. That is so there now, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: he started this year. It's quite funny being on the

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Speaker 6: can't leave the sim it's for the last minute.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that's great, good on him, Kay, thank you much

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Speaker 2: the story. It's good at Emily. Good morning, Emily, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Last time guns and roses came out, I took my dad.

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Speaker 6: But when I brought the tickets, I didn't rise. They

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Speaker 3: Well just going for the just moshing, just jumping up

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Speaker 6: Yep, just absolutely like so usually there's all twenty year

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Speaker 5: In the mosh pit.

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Speaker 6: My dad's seventy on and he acted like a complete teenager.

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Speaker 6: I just sat there and took it.

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Speaker 5: I just went and stood along on the edge or

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Speaker 3: That the image of my is false. Teeth flying out,

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Speaker 2: So the weekend happen to move my mother in law

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Speaker 2: because my life was too tired to pay for professionals

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Speaker 2: to do it. Anybody moves, what do we do before

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Speaker 2: we had the Ikea blue bags. They get they have

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Speaker 2: moved so many millions of people all over the world,

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Speaker 2: haven't they Just seeing those those Ikea blue bags with

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Speaker 3: It's like, and then we moved a lot of our

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Speaker 2: Over the years so many times using those Ikea blue bags.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for two of the days when we were

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Speaker 5: Oh, quarantine in a shed.

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Speaker 2: Just see a sat in a shed with her whether

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Speaker 3: It's some sort of shed of shame.

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Speaker 2: So it might be a big new ideas, the shed

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Speaker 5: The whole house gets moved, but she can move into

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Speaker 2: But then we suddenly moved all in right. They want

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I've left my mobility scooter there. I

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Speaker 3: Why are you one of those?

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Speaker 2: And it's not like you can sort of say across

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Speaker 2: the street, hey don't judge me my mother, or like okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show time Now for the miss her lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Every Monday we do this. It's just another miss.

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Speaker 2: One of the biggest misses for a while, Bobby Gentry,

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Speaker 2: I'll never fall in love again. After you do, he'll

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Speaker 2: That is unmistakable. After you do, he'll never bone you.

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Speaker 2: What's Brett got see it? Unstoppable? Yeah, I'm unstoppable today.

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Speaker 2: I'm unstoppable today.

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Speaker 3: Or is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to stop a boat today.

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Speaker 3: Well done, Red Pale of Favor. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: This Bobby Gentry one is one for the ages. All right, kid,

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Speaker 2: I've noticed that the beard is a little bit more

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Speaker 2: tidier today.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm only new to clippers actually with the beard.

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Speaker 5: You know, for a long time I used nail scissors.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm not surprised. It's not the strongest consistent bed.

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Speaker 3: It's not. There's bald bits around the size now scissors.

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Speaker 2: Who's trimming up their bits? It's a fifteen year old.

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Speaker 2: It's just got their first strands of bum fluff coming through.

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Speaker 5: Because my dad never properly taught me to shave.

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Speaker 2: I never had your generation always blame their dads, don't they.

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Speaker 3: Dad didn't do that.

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Speaker 5: to clippers, didn't he?

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Speaker 2: You shaved your face, which is another story was saved

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Speaker 3: Okay, it is a tricky shave. It ain't easy being

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Speaker 5: I go outside to shave, I go outside to.

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Speaker 5: Because all those little hairs get in the sea.

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Speaker 5: Hate when it all gets like in the sink? Yes,

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Speaker 5: and you have to wash it down. If you go outside,

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Speaker 5: It's then it's renewed and regenerated.

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Speaker 3: You will stand in the garden just shave.

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Speaker 5: Down the side of the house.

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Speaker 3: Are you stood then?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 3: You know wha If I saw a guy they were

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just a bit rough shaving down the

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Speaker 3: I would I do it in the shower. No, the

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Speaker 5: You worried that all the hair is getting built out.

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Speaker 2: What you use, what's coming out water and the flushes

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Speaker 5: There's got to I reckon, there's going to be a

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Speaker 3: Once a month, I'm clearing it out. You know.

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Speaker 2: I share a shower with my wife and two daughters right,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, but this like five banks worth of hair hair?

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Speaker 5: You think it's got flowing hair, like lots of hair,

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Speaker 3: Is how are they regrowing it?

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Speaker 5: Gold?

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Speaker 3: Tell you what?

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Speaker 5: Mark oppers silver up to a gold for that?

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Speaker 3: Wow, thank you?

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Speaker 2: Now they mimy. They might be giants, but I'm not sure.

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Speaker 2: I just put my glasses on.

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Speaker 5: Were they giants? Bronze? You were waiting for a.

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Speaker 2: Did no? A P?

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Speaker 2: A P?

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Speaker 3: An old person?

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Speaker 5: Silver plus, thank you, Jackiet White.

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Speaker 3: All right, older bands.

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Speaker 5: Mister bombastic is not getting any younger.

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Speaker 2: Saggy, simple, powerful, effective, kafuffle gold.

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Speaker 3: Nice blows, yes, blows.

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Speaker 5: Cocked and Nan Morrison.

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Speaker 3: Then Morrison, they might be chance. I just put my

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Speaker 5: What a wonderful night for a moon dances.

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Speaker 3: That's what happened there.

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Speaker 2: That's then Morrison's zero is it now?

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Speaker 3: With Indian man Morrison? What happened there?

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Speaker 2: He's Irish something both Morrison is Irish.

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Speaker 5: She Nan Morrison right okay, and she's.

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Speaker 6: The Strolling Bones Silver, okay, Johnny Boy.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jason.

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Speaker 5: Bronze.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Kirsty, the.

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Speaker 1: Grinders and the grannies.

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Speaker 3: the grandead that's.

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Speaker 2: Too smart for us. That's a good one silver. Oh wow, sorry, Curst,

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Speaker 2: it should have been a gold. That's good tim a minute,

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Speaker 2: funerals keep.

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Speaker 6: It like, come on, Timbo, Rachel retirement village people.

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Speaker 3: That is genius, well done. Rachel could be the winner. Ella,

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Speaker 4: So like, what's the dress code? Is it like time?

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Speaker 1: No, it's a croc party.

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Speaker 3: Oh still a block party, Croc party. That's very good.

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Speaker 5: Silver. I didn't like the little play.

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Speaker 3: I like the little play. How come it's good enough

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Speaker 3: for us? She's joining the play?

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Speaker 5: No, I just didn't. I didn't believe the characters.

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Speaker 3: old Crematory. All right, let's go to Michelle.

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Speaker 6: Hi Christian City Bowlers.

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Speaker 3: City Bowlers, set of Bay City Rollers.

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Speaker 5: But what's the bowler part?

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Speaker 3: And old people that the bowl.

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Speaker 2: Said on a Sunday A silver plus, Thank you Mark,

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Speaker 2: good morning, old chose.

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Speaker 6: I was listening to Jimmy Barnes before and I.

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