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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm broadcasting from north right, Amanda is broad casting from

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Speaker 2: our house and couldie.

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Speaker 1: And you've got this ethereal light coming under your face

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Speaker 1: right now. You almost look.

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Speaker 3: Angelic, almost angelic.

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Speaker 1: Almost.

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Speaker 3: It's weird being at home my son. I said to Harli, Well,

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Speaker 3: what time is Jack going? He said, I've already dropped

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Speaker 3: him down at the bus stop. So he got up,

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Speaker 3: left the house and even see him.

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Speaker 1: But doesn't he have to you're broadcasting from your kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Does he not go into the kitchen?

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't you think?

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Speaker 1: So he didn't go to the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know. It's very strange, the comings and goings.

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Speaker 3: At least the dog got up when I did this

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Speaker 3: morning and trotted out to see me and wondered what

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Speaker 3: was going on?

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Speaker 1: Have you been nicking toilet paper from your home and

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Speaker 1: other supplies?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I stole pins and everything.

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Speaker 2: Did you go into the toilet? I mean go down

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Speaker 2: to your car in the car park, as you say,

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Speaker 2: to pick up some stuff when you have to go.

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Speaker 1: To the loo.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea what your talk about.

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Speaker 1: That's what you say here, I'm going down to the

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Speaker 1: car and.

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Speaker 3: Stop just stop. What I have gathered though, is that

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Speaker 3: coronavirus fears are everywhere. There are a number of stories

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Speaker 3: that just to do with coronavirus. But on the interesting

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Speaker 3: side of the skull, I've got a couple of them here,

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Speaker 3: a collation of them.

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Speaker 1: If you like a collation, like a round up, like

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Speaker 1: a round up. I guess what would it be like?

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Speaker 1: Muni's round?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I see any excuse for an interest?

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Speaker 1: Sing it human nature?

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Speaker 2: Round?

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Speaker 4: What you say, bois round?

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Speaker 1: It's coming here today?

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Speaker 4: Of course it's time round up. She's an airy vest,

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Speaker 4: she's a rudeness to DISCOUNTO here on wus.

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Speaker 3: All right, well, story number one in my roundup?

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Speaker 1: What about this?

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Speaker 3: A lot of people will be shocked. Bunnings as of

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Speaker 3: today have canceled their sausage sizzles. Man, I know because

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Speaker 3: of CLOVID nineteen.

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Speaker 2: And every time I go to Bunnings, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 2: myself on those sausages, but I never get it.

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Speaker 1: Now I really want one.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is tragic news. They have decided it's best

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Speaker 3: not to do them, so people will be disappointed.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 3: But I saw some footage yesterday on social media that

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Speaker 3: I just loved this is the Chicago Aquarium, And because

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Speaker 3: they've had to close all of those places, they decided

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Speaker 3: they let the penguins take a field trip. Oh it's

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Speaker 3: the cutest footage. I think they're rock pool penguins. I

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Speaker 3: think they're called and rock hopper penguins. And there's a

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Speaker 3: couple of them and they just get to walk around

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Speaker 3: the aquarium and you see them going past the fish,

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Speaker 3: and the fish come out to look at them through

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Speaker 3: the tank and the penguins look them go, isn't that interesting?

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Speaker 3: Then they trodle through, they go through the turnstiles and

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Speaker 3: look at all the bits where the shop if they

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Speaker 3: go through the gift shop. Oh, so cute.

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Speaker 1: Trouble started with Batman, though, you don't let the penguin out.

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Speaker 3: Oh, if you get bitten by a penguin, then you'll

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Speaker 3: turn into the penguin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you got bitten by a bot. Bot this

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Speaker 1: one I like. I saw a cabinet.

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Speaker 3: I saw this tweet yesterday. It feels like we're only

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Speaker 3: three to four weeks away from learning everyone's true hair color.

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Speaker 1: You're a natural blonde, luckily I am.

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Speaker 3: Apparently Felicity Huffman, the actress, has spotted at her local pharmacies,

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Speaker 3: stocking up on boxes of hair dye. She's either going

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Speaker 3: into prison or going to lockdown with Felicity, you never know.

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Speaker 3: And then in the midst of all of this, I

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Speaker 3: see a headline that Kim Kardashian has been left confused

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Speaker 3: after she found a lobster wandering around her street. So

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Speaker 3: she's taken to Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Just confused.

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Speaker 3: How a lobster is walking on my street in Calabasis?

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Speaker 3: What is happening? Literally, look at it? What is it

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Speaker 3: even doing? So, of course, two seconds later, someone has

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Speaker 3: created a Twitter account for the lobster. Really yep, yep, yep,

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Speaker 3: And there's now a petition for Kim to update everyone

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Speaker 3: on what happened to the lobster, a petition for Kim

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Speaker 3: to update them so that you can then go on

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Speaker 3: the Twitter account.

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Speaker 1: For the lobster. And Donald Trump is taking advice from

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Speaker 1: the lobsters.

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Speaker 3: Probably great, Moose's roundom.

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Speaker 1: What you want to say?

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Speaker 4: Oo, see's roundom? It's coming to you today? Of course

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Speaker 4: it's time and Moosey's round up. She's a very vest

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Speaker 4: she's a rudeness to discount O. Here on wus join

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Speaker 4: the and Amanda in the Morning One at one point seven,

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Speaker 4: tell you