WEBVTT - #239: No Shits Allowed x 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:03.560 Just real. 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:06.720 Hoo stood the black couple of mitches. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:13.000 Hello, yeah, delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:14.000 I want an enemy. 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:16.400 Oh, there's heaps of people that hate you, who would 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:17.880 hate me, hate you with ease. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:26.680 No, Michuri and Mitchell coos. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:26.680 Hello you, hello you. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:31.840 Oh, let's tell him, tell who Frank's over. We're like that. No, 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.239 I can't, actually, because I've had so many people mad 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.239 at me for saying he's to fight more. And then 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.560 we announced that we were ending the show. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:39.520 Yeah, this is our first time back in the studio 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:42.400 together since the episode came out when we announced we're leaving. God, 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:43.599 it's been a bit full on, hasn't it. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.200 It is real everyone, For those wishing that it's a prank, 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.199 it's real. It's genuine. It's the right decision. We all 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.760 love each other. There is no issues, no tension. Jenna 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:54.320 and I slept together. It caused no rift. Did at 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:55.000 Price keep you Jeda? 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:55.200 Huh? 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:55.360 Right? 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:55.640 Didn't? 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:57.440 Fine, No, we're all over it. 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:58.760 But we're over Mitchell. 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.279 Yes. We are kind of on the fence about how 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:04.640 to feel about the reaction because everyone's been like pouring 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.160 their hearts out and I'm like, oh no, I feel 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.720 bad that I've made people feel sad. But then on 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.720 the flip side, how fucked or would I feel if 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:13.920 people weren't sad? Like, what do you mean? 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:15.039 What do you mean? 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:16.560 You're not bummed? You don't give a fuck? 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:20.080 Well, levy, so I won't commented and went, Okay, fuck yourself, 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:24.600 and someone else saw it coming, sure might go fuck yours. Yeah, 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:26.360 it's our show. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.119 It's a bit of a lose lose situation either way, 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:30.760 because and I don't want people to be sad, but 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.199 I also don't want them to be thrilled. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.080 Iure, how have you found the reaction? Because it genuinely 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.320 I had a little teary moment reading in that Facebook 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.320 group of iningerin idiots, I had a teary moment. Someone 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.720 one idiot started a thread that was comment how is 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.720 it just me has changed your life? Which was beautiful, 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.680 and I went through all of them and the messages 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.080 were gorgeous, like it made me so sad. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.000 It is sad? Sorry about that? Yeah, what can we do? 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:54.760 We're all going to be around, and we're all going 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.440 to be We're all gonna be you can consumers in 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:57.480 many ways, yeah. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.400 Some people are getting a bit confused as well, like 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:03.120 people on my Facebook page. Boomers are saying, oh, I 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.480 only just discovered your page. I love your videos, but 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.400 best of black for the future. I'm like, I'm not 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.480 dying or retiring. Yeah, I'll still be around. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:12.640 Well, someone said to me, couldn't you quit one of 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.800 your two radio shows. I'm like, good, well, that's a 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.200 great option. That is a good option. I do have 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.080 a couple of shows to shave off, but I no, 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.920 unfortunately not, It's not not how it works. People are 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:22.240 also saying, well, why don't you just cut back to 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.120 one episode or why don't you do one a fortnite 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.040 like there were you know, square. 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.840 The stages of grief. They're currently bargaining, don't come to 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:31.120 acceptance one day. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:32.840 When we're not on the cloud, and that's when you 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:34.880 have to come to accept it. You want to hear 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:35.600 the funniest thing. 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.959 Quickly, better to be funny here at Pepsy Fuck. 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:39.480 I should have said that, do you want to hear 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.720 a normal story? So sure? Now if you laugh, you 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.000 don't expect it. So as it was my birthday few 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.079 weeks ago, I'm Brittany Hockley, who I hosted the pick 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:51.919 up with famed bachelorette, brought me donuts, twenty four donuts. 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.120 I'm aware, Gladdy, Yeah, I Mitchell Jenn as well. Across 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:58.320 the time is Britney ordered donuts to the office. Yeah, 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.720 the day that we were hosting the pickup, and she 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:04.959 goes delivered to AARN, which is the Radio Networks. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.680 Twenty four donuts. Kind of shit's all over my one 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.160 cake with the number thirty hours. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.200 I've got the heart of the ocean. That was beautiful. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:13.519 Yeah, true, and my mim it's better, that's what you're saying. Great, 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:14.120 harry On. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.200 Well you'll soon realize why. Yes, I get to work 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:18.760 and then BRIT's like on her phone and she's so 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:22.600 preoccupiedment what's going on. She's emailing the head of content, 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.680 Jenna's boss for WSFM, because the donuts were delivered to 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:29.520 reception reception here at Pepsi Palace, just read arn. Brought 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:33.000 them up to Jenna's team and Jenna ate all of 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:33.720 my donuts. 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.720 I ate one donut, okay, I said no, I shouldn't. 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.320 And then super Marketing came over and said, no, I 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.600 have one, and I'm like, I'll have a strawberry one, 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.800 and then I went around and offered them to everyone. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.240 Else, so so there were none left, and I'm left. 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:49.600 That does happen a bit in this building where food 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.480 gets delivered and it is for everyone. So maybe I 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.720 understand the confusion. But with your name on. 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.920 It, my name wasn't. My name wasn't on it because 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:58.760 it was a surprise. Britt didn't want me to get 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.680 in early, and they go, hey, you've got donuts in 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.800 the surprises ruin, So she gave no name, which shot 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.800 us in the foot because Jonesy and Amanda ate the donuts. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.000 Yeah, but I mean it was donut King. She could 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:08.560 have done better. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.880 Well, then, I think donut Kings are the best. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.320 No, I agree, don't King. Cinnamon donuts are my favorite. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:14.200 The cinnamon. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:15.240 They're better than Krispy Kreme. 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:16.039 They weren't cinnamon. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.360 Well, I wouldn't know, would I, Because I didn't get one. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:19.280 You didn't get one. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.440 No, I had half. There was half a caramel left. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.640 Caramel caramels, pretty caramel. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:24.240 With sprinkles the best. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:25.279 I really like strawberry. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.520 I like the donut shape of the dinosaur shaped donuts. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:31.560 I think I've tried the purpose. There's no hole no, 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:32.279 it's bigger. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:33.200 So it is. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.719 I can see how that so easily could have gone wrong, though, 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:39.120 I was devastated. 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.080 It's my one gift. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.760 And then Britt was like, oh, they're the donuts, and 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.200 I'm like, who's and she's like mitches and I'm like, 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:46.799 of course. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.520 Anyone else. Ja would have apologized and instantly ordered a 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:51.400 dozen more that she would have. 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:53.440 She would have felt so bad, but because it, she 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:54.600 was like, I'll be right. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:55.280 Well. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.040 Laura started laughing too, so we had a laughter together. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:04:59.840 Co host hate me and we got on really we 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:01.320 I've got no respect. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.640 I got you a heart of the fucking oce did 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.080 you did? And I am a number thirty on it? 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.840 My face, you man of fucking people. I saw my 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.200 Annie and uncle shout out Uncle Phil and Arnie Julie 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.719 at a birthday dinner on the weekend. They went, sorry, honey, 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.720 we were in the Gold Coast for your birthday. Here's 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:20.240 your card, happy thirtieth, and I laughed. I went hilarious 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.520 and they went, no, happy thirtieth, and I went, what 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.840 do you mean? And Julie loves the podcast She went on, no, 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.320 it was on a couple of miches. I opened the envelope. 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.720 They gave me two hundred dollars cash because I thought 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:30.400 it was my thirtieth. 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:31.680 Well, well, don't correct them. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.400 No, No, normally I get fifty, so I was like, yep, 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.000 I'll be thirty it so I've got extra. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.160 Can they still give you cash for your birthday? 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.280 Yeah? Our family rule is everyone puts in fifty for 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.640 every birthday, So everyone walks away with like four hundred 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:43.599 bucks every birthday. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:45.800 Money bags, Mitch Javery. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.760 It's a good system, but you end up losing that 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:50.240 money every year because you're giving fifty for every family year, 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.760 so you're actually kind of it all comes down the wash. 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.000 My cash in the card got cut off at age eighteen. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:56.880 That's the way it's been the rule. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.440 Oh really, what do your parents get you one big 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:00.839 ticket item? 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:02.560 Well, lately, like I told you already, they've just been 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:06.320 getting this scout pilarts vouchers, which is perfect. But yeah, 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.720 Nan and Pop, my uncles and shit. They used to 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:12.039 just put like never thirty or is twenty five dollars 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.239 cash in a card, but that was cut off at eighteen. 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:14.880 Nothing after that. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:15.720 They still give me the. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:16.599 Card that was empty. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.479 Even with me, it was always twenty or twenty five. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.480 Never never thirty, my old never fucking fifty. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:23.920 My pineapples to be said. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.640 My Olma this birthday gave me a lot trich ticket 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:32.479 that was a week old had been drawn. I didn't win, 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:34.560 so she bought it. And when I was putting this card, 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:36.760 he won't read it. I did read it, Olma, and 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:41.240 I didn't win. For the Taragi Local News agency, I 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:41.640 didn't win. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.440 Maybe she thought that you wouldn't be fucked to do 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.440 the appmin that it's involved with actually trying to do 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.280 this lotto ticket. But little does she know you're a 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:51.000 bloody tight us when it comes to money. You'll go 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:51.400 to that. 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.120 I'm not a tight ass. I'm just you know, I'm 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.200 saving for a house. All in my house. It's very 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:56.160 tough these days. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:01.599 Yeah, actually that fuck that not even call life. Really. Yeah, 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:02.560 I'm playing rent. 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.680 Yeah, you're right. Anyway, a couple more dinnerly and you'll 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.120 get there. That brings me to my igym. Actually it's 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.760 your first time listening. Welcome to Is it just me? 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:13.600 Every show is the same. Mitch and I bring an 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.160 I gym. Something we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.640 And it's just me. If you knew here, yes, yes, 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:18.000 and if. 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.400 You knew here, sorry about yeah everything. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.280 Don't get to company my love. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.480 We both don't know. It's a shock to our systems. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.640 But mine is about because I'm looking to buy at 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:28.400 the moment. I've been at home and I've saved. I'm 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.560 really lucky. But I've been to an open house and 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.120 I was instantly offended by something the real estate agent 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:35.200 said to me and only me. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.120 Oh, they singled you out. There are people there. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.560 Yeah, there's a whole line of people. I was at 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.960 the front and she looked at me and said something, 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.360 and I thought she must listen to this show mate, 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:44.880 what's yours? 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:49.640 My gym is about an everyday item and every day 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:51.840 excess three that I think should be banished. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:56.920 Oh they're bullshits, really okay, it's like a daily Mail article. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:02.040 It's just too dramatic. That was very hooky. I was like, 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:03.600 no more toilet paper. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.040 Like that would be like on the tile of like 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.000 a clickable thing that I would. 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:09.400 Do for w S. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:10.240 Facebook. 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:14.680 Would you click on this huh clicker to go first? 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:15.400 Or are you going first? 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:16.840 For mine's real estate? May as well? 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:18.280 How is that entice thing? 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:22.800 Because talking about real estate, Bradley, count me him, Harry up? 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:25.360 Is it just me? 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.880 Would you be offended if this is what was said 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:31.560 to you the moment you walked into an open house? 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:32.719 Hi? 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:36.160 Can I get your name in mobile number? Sure? Mitch cheery, 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.319 thank you? Mitchen, may remind you no use of the 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.520 bathroom in this property? Please? Okay? Can you promise me 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:47.720 that anyone else I walked in Stephen was there? Didn't 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:48.440 say anything to Stephen? 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:50.920 Were you evesdropping? They didn't say it to anyone else? 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:51.880 Is anyone else? 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:54.800 And I thought, excuse me, how dare you? 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:56.080 And then saying you promise? 0:08:56.160 --> 0:09:00.320 You promise me? Is prohibited? I walk in the apartment 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.199 stunk of shit, so. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:03.040 Someone must have. 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.440 Someone did a po in the open house, and clearly 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.600 like she just was going to tell people don't pooh, 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.000 but I looked like king fucking shitter. So she's like, 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.720 this kid's got obs or something. 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.160 Going on, Like you're a few meals ahead and a 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:15.040 few ship behind. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.360 Yeah, a hundred is either backed up or backed in, 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.120 so do not use the toilet. But at first you 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.960 have to imagine what would have gone through my head? 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.480 I thought, how fucking dare you wench look. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:27.199 At me on no, I think I know what went 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.520 through your head, what you would have done one out 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:33.760 of spot and actually just the thought of it. It's 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:35.920 like when you're in school and the teachers would mention 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.160 head lie. Suddenly you felt it. When you're told you 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:41.839 cannot shit, You're like, well, now I desperately need to. 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.320 It always starts. You can feel the abdomen just like 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.240 it starts to process that ready. It's awful. But I 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:50.160 didn't poo in it. The apartment did stink of shit, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:52.439 and I did not make an offer. But it did 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:53.800 remind me of the time that I went to a 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:55.480 Metrocon open home with my family. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:56.360 It's a Metracon. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:00.120 Metrocon's like a it's a what do you call the 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:04.680 project on them? Oh yeah, yeah, you're already designed and 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:06.280 you just buy them. And they're like big lego houses, 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.640 just build them for you. And they have showrooms, which 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.280 is a village of all fake empty houses. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:10.839 I love them. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:13.079 It's so cool. It's like the Truman Show and the Churies. 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:14.520 We're going to build a house. This is when I 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:17.000 was like thirteen. Anyway, I went to the house with 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:19.880 my parents, big beautiful house, was called the Lycra and 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.960 we walked into the Okra and I needed to go 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:23.640 to the toilet, so I did a pool in the 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:26.680 toilet and there's no you can't use them. There's no 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:27.080 water in. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.520 It's like an Ikea fucking toilet. You're not meant to 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:31.040 use them. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:31.800 There's no hole. 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.760 No, what the fuck did you do next? 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.760 It just fell on like dry pasta. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:38.560 And then you're like, we got to get out, and 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:39.240 they got to get out. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:40.800 No tot pay, but we had to leave and my mum, 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:43.600 we got to go, and we left what yep, and 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:44.960 we never built. We haven't built since. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.920 Oh the poor bloody real estate agent that have to 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.520 find that ship. No wonder the issue warnings at the door. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.600 Now I know, and you've been to a key, they 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:53.920 have like a plastic piece. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.120 You can't even sit on the door. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.240 You can't sit on the toilet because imagine if someone 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:00.960 didn't see the clear placet and just did a number 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.720 one and it just splashed back, no even worse than 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:04.200 number two. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:08.280 Oh no, you'd be sitting and smearing. Oh, it's like 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.840 when you've got a psycholog just and they go, what 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.320 image do you see when we fold this piece of 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.480 paper in half. Oh my god, I'll see the dim 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:15.559 fl flag and I'll take two. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.040 Please, terrible? 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:21.160 Is it just me? 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.439 You can follow the show online, just search a couple 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:25.000 of miches. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.559 If you don't, you're a little bitch. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:31.760 Now I've got to say, idiots, I'm so fucking keen 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:35.080 for you to hear Wednesday's episode number two forty because 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:38.080 the engine bucket list is going well so far. Yeah, 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.559 we're ticking things off before the end of the year 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.360 when we wrap up, and so far we've got the 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:42.840 rash shirt. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:44.880 You're selling very well. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.400 And on Wednesday, we're going to bring you a dream 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.439 guest of ours. No, it's not Dieto. 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:52.880 Hey, I did reach out. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.040 Oh my god, is it Rachel. 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.560 That's I love that she's doing the radio theater. But 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.760 like we've already recorded the interview. Is it car Party? 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.199 I'm proud of you, Jenna. That's gross, thank you. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:03.600 Thanks. 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.520 Three years ago I've done Yeah, I would have said 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:07.439 I would have gone. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.080 Along with her, but I'm about to tell everyone that 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.319 we've already recorded her. And the reason I can't wait 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.040 for you to hear it is because it's Jessica Row. 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.959 Oh yeah, it's Jessica TV presenter. She is a self 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:18.240 proclaimed crab housewife. 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.400 She's just a bloody treasure chat lady. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.440 She's a cat lady. She's so eclectic and eccentric and 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.120 her outfits in her hair, and she's a part of 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:26.959 a power couple. She's married to Peter Roverton for the 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:31.080 International listeners is like a big newsnightly journalist in this country. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:33.280 He has been for decades. It's a great interview. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.880 And so we caught up with her the other day. 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:38.280 And my mother is a big fan of Jessica Row, 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.760 and she happened to be in town. She was saying 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.920 with me in the penthouse and I said, Mum, why 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:46.319 did you come along? I know you're a fan of 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.200 Jessica Row, and she was like, I would love to 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:53.040 meet her. So I brought mum to the studio and 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.680 then I said, Jane coming in, come meet jess Holy. 0:12:56.640 --> 0:13:00.319 Fuck no, it was like it was the reaction, Oh my, Like. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.199 I knew she'd be excited, but I didn't think it 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.360 would be quite so melodramatic. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.440 It was a bit much. There were tears. 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.679 Jane's reaction, I can't wait for you idiots here. It 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.040 on a Wednesday, there was three. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.480 Hugs a lot. There was a point where I had 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.720 to crank my back and put my microphone in their 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.000 face because they both left their seats and started talking 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:18.800 in the corner of her room. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.000 Yeah, it was like they forgot we were recording. They 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:22.640 were just having their own private moment. We're like, do 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:23.200 we leave? 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.920 It was very sweet and yes we do. Ask Jessica 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.319 Row to add to our list of things better than drugstick. 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:32.160 And she is more anty smart than anyone. She never swears. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.480 Has been much mud on the show for me, not today. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:36.720 You did say we slept together. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:38.120 It's not smart, Jenna, that's truth. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.560 Go flying about women you've slept with. Put you mean 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.560 keep with that school friend of yours. That was like, hey, 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.959 I she stop telling people the wrong First. 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.520 Oh no, no, no, I slept with one girl, but to 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.920 hide her privacy, I named another girl that I went 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:54.640 to school with. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.200 Full name, last name and everything. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:57.880 But I didn't realize. I'm like, you have protecting the 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.520 real girl I slept with. But then the other girls 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:00.679 like we didn't even fun. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.200 Yes, you used the wrong name and you haven't fucked 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.040 Jenna Riiver. No, you can't keep doing. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.319 This degenerate my doughnut, didn't you? 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:08.880 It was one? 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.640 Okay, I'll tell you what. Mum and dad were saying 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.079 with me for a couple of nights because they were 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.600 babysitting Noah, my nephew because his parents, my sister and 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:20.440 her husband, were overseas. So they were like, right, we'll 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.760 bring him to Sydney to stay with you so that 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:24.480 his parents can just pick no Are up on the 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:27.440 way home after they land, because you know the airport's 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:28.720 in Sydney, right, yeah. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:29.000 True. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.240 And the night before they were due to flying in 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.200 at six a m. We were like, oh, my god, 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:36.960 just penthouse balcony does have a view of the flight path. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:39.720 Wouldn't it be cuse if we let Noah watch his 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.600 mum and dad's plane come in. Seemed like a really 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.360 cute idea at the time. But my god, getting up 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.160 at fucking five thirty. I'm not going to get pity 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.440 from Jenna. But getting up at five thirty was, Oh. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:50.040 It sounds like a dream. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:51.200 Was the sky oven blue? 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.520 Well, that was the problem. We're out on the balcony. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:57.440 It was freezing, it was raining, it was windy. We 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.240 could barely see the bloody planes through the clouds, and 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.320 at one point some random plane is flying in and 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.040 Dad goes, is that their plane? Mitch, and I said 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:08.320 it fucking ken be if you wanted to be no, 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.400 one won't know. We could just be like, there they are, 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:11.080 so show me. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.480