Speaker 1: Just real.
Speaker 2: Hoo stood the black couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hello, yeah, delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 2: I want an enemy.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's heaps of people that hate you, who would
Speaker 4: hate me, hate you with ease.
Speaker 2: No, Michuri and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 4: Hello you, hello you.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's tell him, tell who Frank's over. We're like that. No,
Speaker 2: I can't, actually, because I've had so many people mad
Speaker 2: at me for saying he's to fight more. And then
Speaker 2: we announced that we were ending the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is our first time back in the studio
Speaker 4: together since the episode came out when we announced we're leaving. God,
Speaker 4: it's been a bit full on, hasn't it.
Speaker 2: It is real everyone, For those wishing that it's a prank,
Speaker 2: it's real. It's genuine. It's the right decision. We all
Speaker 2: love each other. There is no issues, no tension. Jenna
Speaker 2: and I slept together. It caused no rift. Did at
Speaker 2: Price keep you Jeda?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Didn't?
Speaker 5: Fine, No, we're all over it.
Speaker 2: But we're over Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Yes. We are kind of on the fence about how
Speaker 4: to feel about the reaction because everyone's been like pouring
Speaker 4: their hearts out and I'm like, oh no, I feel
Speaker 4: bad that I've made people feel sad. But then on
Speaker 4: the flip side, how fucked or would I feel if
Speaker 4: people weren't sad? Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: You're not bummed? You don't give a fuck?
Speaker 2: Well, levy, so I won't commented and went, Okay, fuck yourself,
Speaker 2: and someone else saw it coming, sure might go fuck yours. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's our show.
Speaker 4: It's a bit of a lose lose situation either way,
Speaker 4: because and I don't want people to be sad, but
Speaker 4: I also don't want them to be thrilled.
Speaker 2: Iure, how have you found the reaction? Because it genuinely
Speaker 2: I had a little teary moment reading in that Facebook
Speaker 2: group of iningerin idiots, I had a teary moment. Someone
Speaker 2: one idiot started a thread that was comment how is
Speaker 2: it just me has changed your life? Which was beautiful,
Speaker 2: and I went through all of them and the messages
Speaker 2: were gorgeous, like it made me so sad.
Speaker 4: It is sad? Sorry about that? Yeah, what can we do?
Speaker 2: We're all going to be around, and we're all going
Speaker 2: to be We're all gonna be you can consumers in
Speaker 2: many ways, yeah.
Speaker 4: Some people are getting a bit confused as well, like
Speaker 4: people on my Facebook page. Boomers are saying, oh, I
Speaker 4: only just discovered your page. I love your videos, but
Speaker 4: best of black for the future. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 4: dying or retiring. Yeah, I'll still be around.
Speaker 2: Well, someone said to me, couldn't you quit one of
Speaker 2: your two radio shows. I'm like, good, well, that's a
Speaker 2: great option. That is a good option. I do have
Speaker 2: a couple of shows to shave off, but I no,
Speaker 2: unfortunately not, It's not not how it works. People are
Speaker 2: also saying, well, why don't you just cut back to
Speaker 2: one episode or why don't you do one a fortnite
Speaker 2: like there were you know, square.
Speaker 4: The stages of grief. They're currently bargaining, don't come to
Speaker 4: acceptance one day.
Speaker 2: When we're not on the cloud, and that's when you
Speaker 2: have to come to accept it. You want to hear
Speaker 2: the funniest thing.
Speaker 4: Quickly, better to be funny here at Pepsy Fuck.
Speaker 2: I should have said that, do you want to hear
Speaker 2: a normal story? So sure? Now if you laugh, you
Speaker 2: don't expect it. So as it was my birthday few
Speaker 2: weeks ago, I'm Brittany Hockley, who I hosted the pick
Speaker 2: up with famed bachelorette, brought me donuts, twenty four donuts.
Speaker 2: I'm aware, Gladdy, Yeah, I Mitchell Jenn as well. Across
Speaker 2: the time is Britney ordered donuts to the office. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the day that we were hosting the pickup, and she
Speaker 2: goes delivered to AARN, which is the Radio Networks.
Speaker 4: Twenty four donuts. Kind of shit's all over my one
Speaker 4: cake with the number thirty hours.
Speaker 2: I've got the heart of the ocean. That was beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, true, and my mim it's better, that's what you're saying. Great,
Speaker 4: harry On.
Speaker 2: Well you'll soon realize why. Yes, I get to work
Speaker 2: and then BRIT's like on her phone and she's so
Speaker 2: preoccupiedment what's going on. She's emailing the head of content,
Speaker 2: Jenna's boss for WSFM, because the donuts were delivered to
Speaker 2: reception reception here at Pepsi Palace, just read arn. Brought
Speaker 2: them up to Jenna's team and Jenna ate all of
Speaker 2: my donuts.
Speaker 1: I ate one donut, okay, I said no, I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: And then super Marketing came over and said, no, I
Speaker 1: have one, and I'm like, I'll have a strawberry one,
Speaker 1: and then I went around and offered them to everyone.
Speaker 4: Else, so so there were none left, and I'm left.
Speaker 4: That does happen a bit in this building where food
Speaker 4: gets delivered and it is for everyone. So maybe I
Speaker 4: understand the confusion. But with your name on.
Speaker 2: It, my name wasn't. My name wasn't on it because
Speaker 2: it was a surprise. Britt didn't want me to get
Speaker 2: in early, and they go, hey, you've got donuts in
Speaker 2: the surprises ruin, So she gave no name, which shot
Speaker 2: us in the foot because Jonesy and Amanda ate the donuts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean it was donut King. She could
Speaker 5: have done better.
Speaker 4: Well, then, I think donut Kings are the best.
Speaker 2: No, I agree, don't King. Cinnamon donuts are my favorite.
Speaker 5: The cinnamon.
Speaker 2: They're better than Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 5: They weren't cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't know, would I, Because I didn't get one.
Speaker 4: You didn't get one.
Speaker 2: No, I had half. There was half a caramel left.
Speaker 4: Caramel caramels, pretty caramel.
Speaker 2: With sprinkles the best.
Speaker 5: I really like strawberry.
Speaker 2: I like the donut shape of the dinosaur shaped donuts.
Speaker 4: I think I've tried the purpose. There's no hole no,
Speaker 4: it's bigger.
Speaker 2: So it is.
Speaker 4: I can see how that so easily could have gone wrong, though,
Speaker 4: I was devastated.
Speaker 2: It's my one gift.
Speaker 1: And then Britt was like, oh, they're the donuts, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's and she's like mitches and I'm like,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: Anyone else. Ja would have apologized and instantly ordered a
Speaker 2: dozen more that she would have.
Speaker 4: She would have felt so bad, but because it, she
Speaker 4: was like, I'll be right.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 5: Laura started laughing too, so we had a laughter together.
Speaker 2: Co host hate me and we got on really we
Speaker 2: I've got no respect.
Speaker 4: I got you a heart of the fucking oce did
Speaker 4: you did? And I am a number thirty on it?
Speaker 2: My face, you man of fucking people. I saw my
Speaker 2: Annie and uncle shout out Uncle Phil and Arnie Julie
Speaker 2: at a birthday dinner on the weekend. They went, sorry, honey,
Speaker 2: we were in the Gold Coast for your birthday. Here's
Speaker 2: your card, happy thirtieth, and I laughed. I went hilarious
Speaker 2: and they went, no, happy thirtieth, and I went, what
Speaker 2: do you mean? And Julie loves the podcast She went on, no,
Speaker 2: it was on a couple of miches. I opened the envelope.
Speaker 2: They gave me two hundred dollars cash because I thought
Speaker 2: it was my thirtieth.
Speaker 4: Well, well, don't correct them.
Speaker 2: No, No, normally I get fifty, so I was like, yep,
Speaker 2: I'll be thirty it so I've got extra.
Speaker 4: Can they still give you cash for your birthday?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Our family rule is everyone puts in fifty for
Speaker 2: every birthday, So everyone walks away with like four hundred
Speaker 2: bucks every birthday.
Speaker 4: Money bags, Mitch Javery.
Speaker 2: It's a good system, but you end up losing that
Speaker 2: money every year because you're giving fifty for every family year,
Speaker 2: so you're actually kind of it all comes down the wash.
Speaker 4: My cash in the card got cut off at age eighteen.
Speaker 4: That's the way it's been the rule.
Speaker 2: Oh really, what do your parents get you one big
Speaker 2: ticket item?
Speaker 4: Well, lately, like I told you already, they've just been
Speaker 4: getting this scout pilarts vouchers, which is perfect. But yeah,
Speaker 4: Nan and Pop, my uncles and shit. They used to
Speaker 4: just put like never thirty or is twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: cash in a card, but that was cut off at eighteen.
Speaker 4: Nothing after that.
Speaker 2: They still give me the.
Speaker 4: Card that was empty.
Speaker 5: Even with me, it was always twenty or twenty five.
Speaker 5: Never never thirty, my old never fucking fifty.
Speaker 4: My pineapples to be said.
Speaker 2: My Olma this birthday gave me a lot trich ticket
Speaker 2: that was a week old had been drawn. I didn't win,
Speaker 2: so she bought it. And when I was putting this card,
Speaker 2: he won't read it. I did read it, Olma, and
Speaker 2: I didn't win. For the Taragi Local News agency, I
Speaker 2: didn't win.
Speaker 4: Maybe she thought that you wouldn't be fucked to do
Speaker 4: the appmin that it's involved with actually trying to do
Speaker 4: this lotto ticket. But little does she know you're a
Speaker 4: bloody tight us when it comes to money. You'll go
Speaker 4: to that.
Speaker 2: I'm not a tight ass. I'm just you know, I'm
Speaker 2: saving for a house. All in my house. It's very
Speaker 2: tough these days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually that fuck that not even call life. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm playing rent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Anyway, a couple more dinnerly and you'll
Speaker 2: get there. That brings me to my igym. Actually it's
Speaker 2: your first time listening. Welcome to Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Every show is the same. Mitch and I bring an
Speaker 2: I gym. Something we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.
Speaker 4: And it's just me. If you knew here, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: and if.
Speaker 2: You knew here, sorry about yeah everything.
Speaker 4: Don't get to company my love.
Speaker 2: We both don't know. It's a shock to our systems.
Speaker 2: But mine is about because I'm looking to buy at
Speaker 2: the moment. I've been at home and I've saved. I'm
Speaker 2: really lucky. But I've been to an open house and
Speaker 2: I was instantly offended by something the real estate agent
Speaker 2: said to me and only me.
Speaker 4: Oh, they singled you out. There are people there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a whole line of people. I was at
Speaker 2: the front and she looked at me and said something,
Speaker 2: and I thought she must listen to this show mate,
Speaker 2: what's yours?
Speaker 4: My gym is about an everyday item and every day
Speaker 4: excess three that I think should be banished.
Speaker 2: Oh they're bullshits, really okay, it's like a daily Mail article.
Speaker 4: It's just too dramatic. That was very hooky. I was like,
Speaker 4: no more toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Like that would be like on the tile of like
Speaker 1: a clickable thing that I would.
Speaker 4: Do for w S.
Speaker 5: Facebook.
Speaker 4: Would you click on this huh clicker to go first?
Speaker 4: Or are you going first?
Speaker 2: For mine's real estate? May as well?
Speaker 4: How is that entice thing?
Speaker 2: Because talking about real estate, Bradley, count me him, Harry up?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Would you be offended if this is what was said
Speaker 2: to you the moment you walked into an open house?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Can I get your name in mobile number? Sure? Mitch cheery,
Speaker 2: thank you? Mitchen, may remind you no use of the
Speaker 2: bathroom in this property? Please? Okay? Can you promise me
Speaker 2: that anyone else I walked in Stephen was there? Didn't
Speaker 2: say anything to Stephen?
Speaker 4: Were you evesdropping? They didn't say it to anyone else?
Speaker 2: Is anyone else?
Speaker 4: And I thought, excuse me, how dare you?
Speaker 5: And then saying you promise?
Speaker 2: You promise me? Is prohibited? I walk in the apartment
Speaker 2: stunk of shit, so.
Speaker 4: Someone must have.
Speaker 2: Someone did a po in the open house, and clearly
Speaker 2: like she just was going to tell people don't pooh,
Speaker 2: but I looked like king fucking shitter. So she's like,
Speaker 2: this kid's got obs or something.
Speaker 4: Going on, Like you're a few meals ahead and a
Speaker 4: few ship behind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a hundred is either backed up or backed in,
Speaker 2: so do not use the toilet. But at first you
Speaker 2: have to imagine what would have gone through my head?
Speaker 2: I thought, how fucking dare you wench look.
Speaker 4: At me on no, I think I know what went
Speaker 4: through your head, what you would have done one out
Speaker 4: of spot and actually just the thought of it. It's
Speaker 4: like when you're in school and the teachers would mention
Speaker 4: head lie. Suddenly you felt it. When you're told you
Speaker 4: cannot shit, You're like, well, now I desperately need to.
Speaker 2: It always starts. You can feel the abdomen just like
Speaker 2: it starts to process that ready. It's awful. But I
Speaker 2: didn't poo in it. The apartment did stink of shit,
Speaker 2: and I did not make an offer. But it did
Speaker 2: remind me of the time that I went to a
Speaker 2: Metrocon open home with my family.
Speaker 4: It's a Metracon.
Speaker 2: Metrocon's like a it's a what do you call the
Speaker 2: project on them? Oh yeah, yeah, you're already designed and
Speaker 2: you just buy them. And they're like big lego houses,
Speaker 2: just build them for you. And they have showrooms, which
Speaker 2: is a village of all fake empty houses.
Speaker 5: I love them.
Speaker 2: It's so cool. It's like the Truman Show and the Churies.
Speaker 2: We're going to build a house. This is when I
Speaker 2: was like thirteen. Anyway, I went to the house with
Speaker 2: my parents, big beautiful house, was called the Lycra and
Speaker 2: we walked into the Okra and I needed to go
Speaker 2: to the toilet, so I did a pool in the
Speaker 2: toilet and there's no you can't use them. There's no
Speaker 2: water in.
Speaker 4: It's like an Ikea fucking toilet. You're not meant to
Speaker 4: use them.
Speaker 2: There's no hole.
Speaker 4: No, what the fuck did you do next?
Speaker 2: It just fell on like dry pasta.
Speaker 4: And then you're like, we got to get out, and
Speaker 4: they got to get out.
Speaker 2: No tot pay, but we had to leave and my mum,
Speaker 2: we got to go, and we left what yep, and
Speaker 2: we never built. We haven't built since.
Speaker 4: Oh the poor bloody real estate agent that have to
Speaker 4: find that ship. No wonder the issue warnings at the door.
Speaker 2: Now I know, and you've been to a key, they
Speaker 2: have like a plastic piece.
Speaker 5: You can't even sit on the door.
Speaker 4: You can't sit on the toilet because imagine if someone
Speaker 4: didn't see the clear placet and just did a number
Speaker 4: one and it just splashed back, no even worse than
Speaker 4: number two.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you'd be sitting and smearing. Oh, it's like
Speaker 2: when you've got a psycholog just and they go, what
Speaker 2: image do you see when we fold this piece of
Speaker 2: paper in half. Oh my god, I'll see the dim
Speaker 2: fl flag and I'll take two.
Speaker 4: Please, terrible?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 1: of miches.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 4: Now I've got to say, idiots, I'm so fucking keen
Speaker 4: for you to hear Wednesday's episode number two forty because
Speaker 4: the engine bucket list is going well so far. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're ticking things off before the end of the year
Speaker 4: when we wrap up, and so far we've got the
Speaker 4: rash shirt.
Speaker 5: You're selling very well.
Speaker 4: And on Wednesday, we're going to bring you a dream
Speaker 4: guest of ours. No, it's not Dieto.
Speaker 2: Hey, I did reach out.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, is it Rachel.
Speaker 4: That's I love that she's doing the radio theater. But
Speaker 4: like we've already recorded the interview. Is it car Party?
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you, Jenna. That's gross, thank you.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Three years ago I've done Yeah, I would have said
Speaker 1: I would have gone.
Speaker 4: Along with her, but I'm about to tell everyone that
Speaker 4: we've already recorded her. And the reason I can't wait
Speaker 4: for you to hear it is because it's Jessica Row.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's Jessica TV presenter. She is a self
Speaker 2: proclaimed crab housewife.
Speaker 4: She's just a bloody treasure chat lady.
Speaker 2: She's a cat lady. She's so eclectic and eccentric and
Speaker 2: her outfits in her hair, and she's a part of
Speaker 2: a power couple. She's married to Peter Roverton for the
Speaker 2: International listeners is like a big newsnightly journalist in this country.
Speaker 2: He has been for decades. It's a great interview.
Speaker 4: And so we caught up with her the other day.
Speaker 4: And my mother is a big fan of Jessica Row,
Speaker 4: and she happened to be in town. She was saying
Speaker 4: with me in the penthouse and I said, Mum, why
Speaker 4: did you come along? I know you're a fan of
Speaker 4: Jessica Row, and she was like, I would love to
Speaker 4: meet her. So I brought mum to the studio and
Speaker 4: then I said, Jane coming in, come meet jess Holy.
Speaker 2: Fuck no, it was like it was the reaction, Oh my, Like.
Speaker 4: I knew she'd be excited, but I didn't think it
Speaker 4: would be quite so melodramatic.
Speaker 2: It was a bit much. There were tears.
Speaker 4: Jane's reaction, I can't wait for you idiots here. It
Speaker 4: on a Wednesday, there was three.
Speaker 2: Hugs a lot. There was a point where I had
Speaker 2: to crank my back and put my microphone in their
Speaker 2: face because they both left their seats and started talking
Speaker 2: in the corner of her room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like they forgot we were recording. They
Speaker 4: were just having their own private moment. We're like, do
Speaker 4: we leave?
Speaker 2: It was very sweet and yes we do. Ask Jessica
Speaker 2: Row to add to our list of things better than drugstick.
Speaker 4: And she is more anty smart than anyone. She never swears.
Speaker 2: Has been much mud on the show for me, not today.
Speaker 5: You did say we slept together.
Speaker 2: It's not smart, Jenna, that's truth.
Speaker 4: Go flying about women you've slept with. Put you mean
Speaker 4: keep with that school friend of yours. That was like, hey,
Speaker 4: I she stop telling people the wrong First.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, I slept with one girl, but to
Speaker 2: hide her privacy, I named another girl that I went
Speaker 2: to school with.
Speaker 4: Full name, last name and everything.
Speaker 2: But I didn't realize. I'm like, you have protecting the
Speaker 2: real girl I slept with. But then the other girls
Speaker 2: like we didn't even fun.
Speaker 4: Yes, you used the wrong name and you haven't fucked
Speaker 4: Jenna Riiver. No, you can't keep doing.
Speaker 2: This degenerate my doughnut, didn't you?
Speaker 5: It was one?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll tell you what. Mum and dad were saying
Speaker 4: with me for a couple of nights because they were
Speaker 4: babysitting Noah, my nephew because his parents, my sister and
Speaker 4: her husband, were overseas. So they were like, right, we'll
Speaker 4: bring him to Sydney to stay with you so that
Speaker 4: his parents can just pick no Are up on the
Speaker 4: way home after they land, because you know the airport's
Speaker 4: in Sydney, right, yeah.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 4: And the night before they were due to flying in
Speaker 4: at six a m. We were like, oh, my god,
Speaker 4: just penthouse balcony does have a view of the flight path.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be cuse if we let Noah watch his
Speaker 4: mum and dad's plane come in. Seemed like a really
Speaker 4: cute idea at the time. But my god, getting up
Speaker 4: at fucking five thirty. I'm not going to get pity
Speaker 4: from Jenna. But getting up at five thirty was, Oh.
Speaker 5: It sounds like a dream.
Speaker 2: Was the sky oven blue?
Speaker 4: Well, that was the problem. We're out on the balcony.
Speaker 4: It was freezing, it was raining, it was windy. We
Speaker 4: could barely see the bloody planes through the clouds, and
Speaker 4: at one point some random plane is flying in and
Speaker 4: Dad goes, is that their plane? Mitch, and I said
Speaker 4: it fucking ken be if you wanted to be no,
Speaker 4: one won't know. We could just be like, there they are,
Speaker 4: so show me.
Speaker 2: The plane wasn't even theirs Nana.
Speaker 4: We waited. I thought, that's just wrong. We can't do that.
Speaker 4: And also, no, it's a bit of a nerd. He
Speaker 4: probably would have gone on flight track and been like
Speaker 4: they lied, they lied.
Speaker 2: That was the wrong livery where did you watch the plane?
Speaker 2: Is it Sheep's mound?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 2: You know how there's like a designated like car spot
Speaker 2: where you can watch planes.
Speaker 4: We were just watching it from We listened it from
Speaker 4: my balcony.
Speaker 2: Oh on the Sorry I assumed you went to the airport.
Speaker 4: Sorry, no, are we not that dedicated?
Speaker 2: How old is no One now? Because when I last
Speaker 2: saw him he was an actual child.
Speaker 4: Shit, I'm going to sound like a bad uncle. It's
Speaker 4: either seven or eight.
Speaker 2: I think that checks out. So he's the other trip
Speaker 2: with your sister. Huh, he's another trip with your sister
Speaker 2: and they didn't take him.
Speaker 4: No, they were going to Texas for a week.
Speaker 5: He's seven is he Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: Born in twenty seventeen, fourteen seven, yeah, four yeah, twelve.
Speaker 2: He's a kid.
Speaker 4: It's so cute when you got your dinner is at seven? Yeah,
Speaker 4: about right. It sounds about right, don't ye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my nieces seven six weeks. No, that's not true.
Speaker 4: Twelve.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, you know what your point? I don't,
Speaker 2: So that's happening. I will also say my I'm with
Speaker 2: Idiot merch still available, and I've had beautiful messages. I've
Speaker 2: promoted it many a time, and I'll be promoting further.
Speaker 2: My I'm with Idiot range is available still. Oh god,
Speaker 2: what don't say you've got updates?
Speaker 4: No, I don't have updates. I was just checking the
Speaker 4: calendar times, tick and dog. We're halfway through the month.
Speaker 4: End of October is when we retrailing.
Speaker 2: Now. I've have beautiful messages from people saying who are you?
Speaker 2: I want No, please note Metell Chury, Who's exactly right.
Speaker 2: But the bucket list will continue. If you have a
Speaker 2: suggestion for us to add to our egine bucket list
Speaker 2: before we wrap up the show for good, you can DMS.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I might post something in the group and during
Speaker 4: Idiots what should we put on the bucket list? At
Speaker 4: the end of the day, it is still our care.
Speaker 2: We don't just taken We will take many suggestions.
Speaker 4: Because we actually do need suggestions, because the whole idea
Speaker 4: is we're doing things that we've always said we'll do,
Speaker 4: but you haven't done yet. Fuck knows what we've said.
Speaker 4: I've forgotten half the things have committed to you. I
Speaker 4: said I was going to get my ear piece on
Speaker 4: the podcast or my nose, Pierce can't remember.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do yours your nose as your nose?
Speaker 4: I mean, I do it if they want to hear it.
Speaker 2: But sure, I wonder if we could get to come
Speaker 2: in and piece.
Speaker 5: And I need to get my ears pierced, both of them,
Speaker 5: because they were.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'd get it a second piercing. I've
Speaker 2: always I won a second one next to the big one,
Speaker 2: a smaller feel like.
Speaker 4: That's something you can do in your own time. That's
Speaker 4: not on the bucket list.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, if is going to get it, and
Speaker 2: you're going to get it.
Speaker 4: Every things that you said you wanted to do all
Speaker 4: the long needle, Well, you want me to get my
Speaker 4: hair cut on the podcast? Just getting my errands done
Speaker 4: while we record.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to next Tuesday.
Speaker 5: I get my hair trimmed.
Speaker 2: It needs it. So that is just wrote next episode
Speaker 2: by rash Shirts, by the sorry can't do.
Speaker 5: I'm really passionate about the rash shirt some safety for
Speaker 5: all my.
Speaker 2: Rashh It is.
Speaker 4: All right, you're ready for my shit.
Speaker 2: That's what my niece has.
Speaker 4: Let's Bradley, Is it just me? A backpack's done?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm with you. Done. They've been done for a decade,
Speaker 2: you reckon dude, done for a decade. Yes, I believe
Speaker 2: I have never felt comfortable with a backpack on, and
Speaker 2: I've never looked at someone and gone, you know what,
Speaker 2: cool backpack.
Speaker 4: I do actually appreciate some backpacks. I go, that's a
Speaker 4: cool backpack, but they're never cool on me, because you
Speaker 4: can tell I'm bloody uncomfortable. I've recently converted to like
Speaker 4: I suppose it's a wheel on carry on for a
Speaker 4: flight sort of thing, but I take it everywhere. I
Speaker 4: don't even come to this studio every day of the week.
Speaker 4: I barely leave the house, and yet I was lugging
Speaker 4: around laptops every time I came here. The bloody hepty
Speaker 4: fucking MacBook, my microphone. That's another couple of cage's. No
Speaker 4: wonder my shoulder as a fuck. Yes, it was really
Speaker 4: bloody heavy, and so I got the wheely one. Ah
Speaker 4: game change change.
Speaker 2: You need to explain it. So it is a backpack, Well,
Speaker 2: it can be like here hand on. It's like it
Speaker 2: looks like a traditional backpack.
Speaker 4: You can like take the normal backstraps out if you want.
Speaker 4: But why the bloody or would you do that when
Speaker 4: you can just wheel it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like suit Okay, it's got to handle. It's
Speaker 2: yet it's just like a Samsonite suitcase and you pull
Speaker 2: the top up and you can wheel it around.
Speaker 4: It's a mini suitcase. And I used it for my
Speaker 4: carry on recently. Ah heaven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know there is something magical about a backpack.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 2: I traveled Europe with a backpack, No, with a backpack,
Speaker 2: and I didn't like it was very handy. But then
Speaker 2: after I traveled, I'm like, I want to get rid
Speaker 2: of it. I sold it and I sold it to
Speaker 2: this woman when I was doing that pop up shop,
Speaker 2: you know, I was selling it at some store and
Speaker 2: she bought it and she goes, I got a call
Speaker 2: from the actual owner of the store and she said, Hi, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: someone's here to buy a backpack, but she wants you
Speaker 2: to list every single country it's been to because she's
Speaker 2: into spiritual healing and she wants to return the backpack
Speaker 2: to those places when she travels.
Speaker 4: And you're like, ma'am, I'm in and out of las Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, burg Hyde, I might check pocket four. There's about
Speaker 2: four leaders of semen in there.
Speaker 4: But that's the other thing. The idea of going backpacking
Speaker 4: sounds like a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I see kids that go backpacking around Europe with
Speaker 2: one of those backpacks that's like triple decker. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like that purple Harry Potter bus.
Speaker 4: And they are tiny as humans. Half the time, they're
Speaker 4: more backpacked than person.
Speaker 2: Or you meet like a backpacker and they're like, I'm
Speaker 2: just trailing around the country and got me a visa
Speaker 2: door and they've got this giant fucking cafman new thing.
Speaker 2: They look stupid, but.
Speaker 4: Like they're so tightly packed the backpacks because you're trying
Speaker 4: to squeeze so much in What if you just need
Speaker 4: to find your pourporn and you're like, I have to
Speaker 4: unpack this whole fucking thing. Yeah, stressful, it would be
Speaker 4: such a pain in the arts. I hate backpack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with your iron back my backpack.
Speaker 1: Why because it's just so convenient. It takes everything, it
Speaker 1: has different compartments. It has my name on the back
Speaker 1: because I got it embroidered, and like, it's just great.
Speaker 4: Now you should get the wheel on gen and you
Speaker 4: look like a boss bitch starting to and from the
Speaker 4: train station with your little roll on.
Speaker 2: A handbag. I've got a handbag.
Speaker 4: I've got that too.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, I love I'm such a handbag convert.
Speaker 2: It's the best thing.
Speaker 4: Mine's not a handbag, it's a mood pack. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you've seen my handbag. It's like got a
Speaker 2: long shoulder straet.
Speaker 4: It's a proper person it's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just so much easy. You can put your
Speaker 2: hand and you can throw your keys in. It's so good.
Speaker 2: I love my bag.
Speaker 4: I only have a backpack for one thing. Now. I
Speaker 4: don't like take it everywhere. It's my gym bag. Let's
Speaker 4: face it. I don't use it often. Do you have
Speaker 4: a scout that and it's well, yeah, I take it
Speaker 4: to Pilarate's and It's only a short walk, but it
Speaker 4: just gives me the ships the whole time. It's on
Speaker 4: my back, I'm like, oh, that strapped slightly lower, that
Speaker 4: one's slightly tighter. I need to fix that. I can
Speaker 4: feel my drink bottle just jabbing into one shoulder blade.
Speaker 4: It's bloody, annoying. Why do I keep doing it? But
Speaker 4: I can't turn up to a pilarate studio with a
Speaker 4: small suitcase extra that's so ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Remember your swag bag, swag bag waltzing Matilda?
Speaker 4: Bag goes, what's this waltzing Matilda? Shit?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: It literally looked like a swag bag. I thought it
Speaker 4: was really groovy, but now that I think of it,
Speaker 4: it was like khaki. It was giving walty Matilda.
Speaker 2: Was it a bandenna tied to the end of a stick?
Speaker 4: I was a jolly swagman.
Speaker 2: That famous Aussi Koala, blinky Bill?
Speaker 4: Who's that Koala? I don't know what to do with that.
Speaker 2: J who's that famous Koala? Or any homeless cartoon? Carry
Speaker 2: always got a stick.
Speaker 4: My famous Koala.
Speaker 2: That makes all the difference, you know how, whenever someone's
Speaker 2: homeless in an animated series. I've got like a pole
Speaker 2: with like a red tartan bend down and all their
Speaker 2: belongings in it. Yeah, that's exactly what you looked like.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing that wouldn't be enough room for me. I overpacked, Yeah,
Speaker 4: right over backpack.
Speaker 2: Have you ever have you ever gotten a gym towel
Speaker 2: left in your car or in a gym bag and
Speaker 2: then opens it up six months later and there's been
Speaker 2: a fully CoSystem in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, I can't say I have.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone thinks will Hunt created COVID, but I think
Speaker 2: it was my gym bag, my time fit. This towel
Speaker 2: had cola growing in that thing. Yeah, it was horrific.
Speaker 2: It stunck.
Speaker 4: I recently made a bit of a mistake actually similar
Speaker 4: to that. Every time I opened the cupbo to get
Speaker 4: a coffee mrug, I'm like, what, for the love of
Speaker 4: God is that this is all place? Like it would
Speaker 4: have gotten an end of lease clean. Why does it
Speaker 4: pends up there? And so I was like, maybe it'll
Speaker 4: just go away or leave it open air and out,
Speaker 4: but no, every time I went to the cup but
Speaker 4: I would smell this foul stench and then eventually I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm gonna have to investigate this so I
Speaker 4: got up on the chair. I pulled every mug down individually,
Speaker 4: and I was like, that one's clean, that one's clean.
Speaker 4: I'll wipe the shelf. Maybe there's something lingering there. Eventually
Speaker 4: I pulled down our travel mug, you know the travel
Speaker 4: mug that we're selling, the one that I love and I.
Speaker 2: Swear by because it's big.
Speaker 4: You can a good amount of tea or coffee in there.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I was thinking. I must have
Speaker 4: been brain fried one day, but I must have just
Speaker 4: taken it upstairs with a little bit of tea left,
Speaker 4: just popped it in the cupboard without watching it. Oh,
Speaker 4: it had curdled to buggery and.
Speaker 2: It was revaulting.
Speaker 4: I don't want to get rid of this cup, but
Speaker 4: no matter how much I clean it, I'm always going
Speaker 4: to know that was their one. Yeah, it's just turned
Speaker 4: me off it a bit.
Speaker 2: I remember once I went to my mum's office when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, and she had one of those
Speaker 2: coffee machines that is all in one, like some sort
Speaker 2: of fancy espresso thing, But it had one of those
Speaker 2: milk compartments that had a pipe that ran through the
Speaker 2: back and then like the milk will come out. And
Speaker 2: she said, don't use the milk like we don't. No
Speaker 2: one uses the milk. You just need to make coffee,
Speaker 2: then poor milk and then microwave it. And I was
Speaker 2: a kid wave. Yeah that was how, you know, how
Speaker 2: officers have their thing. Everyone needs to add the milk
Speaker 2: any micro wap anyway. I know, I want to use milk.
Speaker 2: I don't want to use it anyway. I use it
Speaker 2: and it's like me. And then it squeezes out of
Speaker 2: this milk canister like a jar of toothpaste. No, this
Speaker 2: milk coagulated from two thousand and four pause out like
Speaker 2: we're watching art attack and that weird British guy squeezing
Speaker 2: dry paint off a bit of pasta book.
Speaker 4: How was there no stench with that? Oh there was
Speaker 4: no one notices.
Speaker 2: I told the manager, Mum was made redundant instantly.
Speaker 4: I always, well that ends.
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly right. She hated that job. So you
Speaker 2: got something on your mind up at a couple of
Speaker 2: Mitch's on Instagram to get yourself on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. You can get in touch with us anyway
Speaker 2: you want and we will try and get you on
Speaker 2: the show. One of the very last times. Really, there's
Speaker 2: not many chances to talk to us.
Speaker 4: That's true. If you've always been like, oh, I'm too
Speaker 4: nervous to throw my hat in the ring.
Speaker 3: Now is your fucking chance, absolutely before it's too late.
Speaker 3: Something you've noticed you hate, or a pre and if
Speaker 3: you want to get in touch with this and come
Speaker 3: on the show, you can send us a text on
Speaker 3: this number, Oh.
Speaker 7: For till nine A two zero two to nine.
Speaker 4: Thought, send us the DM A couple of bitches up
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 2: You can message it. People also commented people, he's on
Speaker 2: the fire's run the fie.
Speaker 4: They don't count.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to be interested in now
Speaker 2: that this is the first call we've had since we've
Speaker 2: announced that we're terminal. Do you think they'll be sympathy
Speaker 2: or do you think they'll not address it at all?
Speaker 4: I don't know. We'll see, all right, we'll roll the
Speaker 4: dance on the scene.
Speaker 2: All Are we going to Victoria today? We're talking to Melissa.
Speaker 4: We're about some Victoria. Do we know?
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't say Victoria. How vague I know? I
Speaker 2: say to them, where are you and what's your name?
Speaker 2: And they're always like earth Crystal. The globe seriously, a
Speaker 2: bit more.
Speaker 5: Specific the third planet from the sun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Melissa, let's go to Melissa in I
Speaker 2: don't know ubiguous Victoria.
Speaker 4: Hello, Melissa, mit Mitchell, Jenny, Oh hello, can we call
Speaker 4: you mail?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I sure, care only if you want, because I'm one
Speaker 4: of those. No, it's not Mitch, it's Mitchell. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: you want to be Melissa, that's fine.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm a mall at Hart.
Speaker 4: Good girl. Whereabouts in the world are you? We know
Speaker 4: Victoria and nothing else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I live in the sky sky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how big you're bad? We tweet, honey, I live
Speaker 4: in sky lovely.
Speaker 2: How old are you? What do you do for work?
Speaker 6: I'm thirty six and I'm a therapist.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dealt with you a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6: But I'm off the clock today.
Speaker 4: So do people always ask you or expect free therapy
Speaker 4: therapy on the fly?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel like people just meet me and tell me
Speaker 6: all their problems, Like they just open up to me
Speaker 6: pretty easily.
Speaker 4: Do you have to be like, no, Doug, I'm not
Speaker 4: on the clock.
Speaker 6: Sometimes.
Speaker 2: That's so sweet.
Speaker 6: I'm not charging today.
Speaker 2: And you're a smart person. Clearly if you're a therapist,
Speaker 2: but you still listen to this show? So what's gone wrong?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: I think, like, who wouldn't listen to the show if
Speaker 6: they're intelligent?
Speaker 2: That's so lovely, well said, we are the podcast as
Speaker 2: scholars scholastic, Like, can we've got you guys work together
Speaker 2: on an ex dictionary? And we said, no, I don't
Speaker 2: want to. We're working with dimmicks. I don't know who
Speaker 2: makes six times McCory. That's who I was thinking of you,
Speaker 2: And well, listen, do you haven't? Is it just me
Speaker 2: something you've noticed you hate to appreciate?
Speaker 4: Debby?
Speaker 2: Sure, all right, Messa mail when you're ready, take us in, Bradley,
Speaker 2: go for it.
Speaker 6: Is it just me? Is having to cook dinner for
Speaker 6: yourself every single night for the rest of your life
Speaker 6: a sick joke?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: And then you're throwing lunch on top of that.
Speaker 2: It's fucked No one tells you.
Speaker 6: And breakfast apparently the most important part of day.
Speaker 5: I love to speak to whoever came up with that,
Speaker 5: I reckon, Yeah, yeah it was, we smoke about it
Speaker 5: on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that won't make our best bits. Wait, so you
Speaker 4: got kids or no?
Speaker 6: No, just just fending for myself. Which I think makes
Speaker 6: it worse.
Speaker 4: It does.
Speaker 6: I got to do the cooking, I got to do
Speaker 6: the cleaning, and I got no one else to sort of,
Speaker 6: you know, take over, which can be quite annoying.
Speaker 4: And it's like you're sort of on the fence about Yes,
Speaker 4: I want to be autonomous, a strong independent bits, but
Speaker 4: also can someone look after me?
Speaker 6: That's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 2: You know what, I remember when I was living with
Speaker 2: a partner, the most arguments we had was over food,
Speaker 2: like who would cook, who would clean? What we'd cook
Speaker 2: if we did do Berta. I paid for this one,
Speaker 2: and you wanted all this and paid for this and
Speaker 2: we're just getting fucking wraps. Like food really became a
Speaker 2: point of contingent in my last relationship.
Speaker 6: It's it's too much work, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I agree, it's sick.
Speaker 2: Why haven't we invented global cafeterias on?
Speaker 4: Like you know, like I mean, someone just gets the
Speaker 4: micro wave meal.
Speaker 2: So that's kind of what is the microplastics? Mitchell, like
Speaker 2: his peois will stop working imminently. You need to really
Speaker 2: stop with the microplastics.
Speaker 4: You know what I've started doing. This was my mother's advice. Mel.
Speaker 4: You might be able to take this on board from
Speaker 4: jam because I was like, oh my god, it's just
Speaker 4: so repetitive having to cook again and again and again.
Speaker 4: She goes, Now, what you do is pick a day
Speaker 4: that you're not typically as busy as others. And so
Speaker 4: for me, that might be a Tuesday. And because I
Speaker 4: get the dinner he's delivered, thank you very much, I
Speaker 4: just knock them all out in one morning, in the
Speaker 4: containers in the fridge. Done.
Speaker 2: Oh your meal prep yeah, yeah, no, yeah, my meal
Speaker 2: prep is the way to go.
Speaker 6: Honestly, Look, you're talking smart here, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: I know the concept of meal prepping is good, but like,
Speaker 5: I just don't feel inclined to do it, you know what.
Speaker 2: I get a burst of motivation to do it, but
Speaker 2: then I find eating at the hard part because I'm
Speaker 2: at work and I'm on air when it every night.
Speaker 2: So I have this tupperware container with rice and beans
Speaker 2: and median true, and you heat it up and you
Speaker 2: get the condensation and you go, oh, just give me
Speaker 2: the EG and you spend all that money on it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, But then what's the other option? Uber
Speaker 2: eats and then you can't buy a house.
Speaker 6: And you die. Uber eats is the problem and the solution.
Speaker 4: How do you get aber eats in the sky?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Unfortunately, you know what's cruel.
Speaker 2: We didn't ask to be brought into this earth, did we.
Speaker 4: I didn't ask for any of these.
Speaker 2: We had pay your taxes. I'm like, hey, shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up. I didn't. I didn't do any of these shi.
Speaker 6: And look, I do have to say it. I don't
Speaker 6: want to make you guys feel guilty, but I did
Speaker 6: nearly shed a tear when you did your n out
Speaker 6: that you're finishing the podcast.
Speaker 4: And you're a therapist, so and apparently listening to podcasts
Speaker 4: is the way to make time pass quicker when you're
Speaker 4: doing chores like cleaning and whatnot. So sorry to make
Speaker 4: all these chores a little bit harder for you. Everyone.
Speaker 6: Look, you got to do what's best for you. But yeah,
Speaker 6: we will. We will all miss you, that, yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's your advice to the listeners?
Speaker 4: This is perfect.
Speaker 2: You're the first call we've spoken to you since we
Speaker 2: announced the terminality of out show. What is your advice
Speaker 2: to the listeners who are genuinely destroyed about the grieving?
Speaker 6: My boss, coming from a therapist, would be, grab a
Speaker 6: few extra boxes a tissue, get on the search, and
Speaker 6: you're just going to have to find a second rate podcast.
Speaker 6: Take over.
Speaker 2: I think that was going on because I always do
Speaker 2: that when I'm upset.
Speaker 4: That works a treat, So therapy kind of is just
Speaker 4: common sense. Find a new bloody podcast you'll be roight. No,
Speaker 4: she said, second rate, second, second rate.
Speaker 6: With Greef, you just got a process that you're just
Speaker 6: going to go through it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are a really good podcast, down to Mitchill's editing,
Speaker 2: down to my comedic chops. Jenna of course sits there
Speaker 2: as well. We are a really good We actually are
Speaker 2: very good. We're very polished.
Speaker 4: You've got to do things, though, said we are.
Speaker 2: We're so polish. I come on, We've given you free, good,
Speaker 2: consistent Now I'm making this is a toxic relationship. I'm
Speaker 2: blaming them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why where is this coming from?
Speaker 4: I know I have energy. No one's disagreed with that.
Speaker 2: Well, there's someone in that car going well, actually I
Speaker 2: heard it, adit, point and shut at you.
Speaker 4: There was an edit fuck up in the announcement of
Speaker 4: fact It. Yeah, people listening in the first.
Speaker 2: Hour or two they would have heard that, Oh who cares? Hey,
Speaker 2: how can we start the show with holl are you
Speaker 2: but done? Ended up with funk off you?
Speaker 4: Well we can. It's not too late for new traditions.
Speaker 2: Peace off you?
Speaker 4: What are you making for tea tonight?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I might go out of my way make a bit
Speaker 6: of toast.
Speaker 2: Don't break a sweet I totally get that.
Speaker 4: I probably throwing some baked bloody beans as well.
Speaker 6: Oh, now we're talking.
Speaker 2: If you had a therapist, I'd be like, you need
Speaker 2: to talk to a therapist. That sounds like depression. Hey,
Speaker 2: thank you for listening for the last however many years.
Speaker 2: We we love you you love all alreadience, but thank
Speaker 2: you for coming on the show. DM, the page and
Speaker 2: our price Keeper General send you ad a limited edition
Speaker 2: totally toe bag.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, love you all.
Speaker 4: You welcome.
Speaker 2: Lovely sweet and I loved her.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 4: Someone pointed out that you end every call with what
Speaker 4: a sweetheart? And I was like, I mean, they're right,
Speaker 4: but stop picking on Cheerry.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've created these monsters because people are
Speaker 4: really honing in on things that you repeatedly say. We
Speaker 4: got an anonymous question last week that I didn't read out,
Speaker 4: and one of them was is it just me?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: Is jury used too many similes? I was like, I
Speaker 4: can't think of an example.
Speaker 2: And then you know what, Stephen's a speech pathologist. So
Speaker 2: Stephen went back and listened and identified three similes. He's like,
Speaker 2: I could text him and ask please what I couldn't
Speaker 2: think of any I can't think of any message him, Hey,
Speaker 2: what were the similes that you heard me say on
Speaker 2: the podcast last week? I love you?
Speaker 4: You need to be a speech pathologist to identify similar
Speaker 4: by the way, I don't give him too much credence.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not, no, no, but he like you more
Speaker 2: like can identify those things like you know, he identifies
Speaker 2: them easily, rather someone's like.
Speaker 4: Can identify them easily our topped English dog, did you?
Speaker 2: I'd have to meet him, so I do. I think
Speaker 2: it's just it's just flowery, flowery language, just embellish. I'm
Speaker 2: a radio presenter. They go, you got to talk about
Speaker 2: this topic for four minutes or you just kind of
Speaker 2: stretch it out.
Speaker 1: But I do.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I haven't noticed.
Speaker 2: You know who else spoken simile? Winston Churchill, Well Shakespeare.
Speaker 2: I don't fel I love to similar, but we don't
Speaker 2: need to talk about yeah stalin and it's very hard
Speaker 2: to be speak in similarly.
Speaker 4: In Russian, I'm an not a matter payer kind of going.
Speaker 2: Well, that sounded so nice. What does this sound like
Speaker 2: a musical transition?
Speaker 8: I'm an automatic Oh that sounds like I'm scat singing
Speaker 8: to oh wow, I've just heard all right, Well, thanks
Speaker 8: for listening.
Speaker 2: Pay is yes, I do it about to pay because
Speaker 2: like bang pow wa, Sure that describes the sound.
Speaker 4: So when I opened a bottle of soda stream ship,
Speaker 4: Actually that's not an automatic pay and that's just an impression.
Speaker 2: What do pe fizz fizz, yeah, fears, yeah, crackle snapple,
Speaker 2: Katie Pearry's tour Sorry on air on radio, I have
Speaker 2: to go Katie Perry touring the last time to well
Speaker 2: thanks to Snaffle. It just sounds like I'm in an
Speaker 2: all like a fake universe, like well thanks to pochog.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is a Snaffle the home of bart
Speaker 4: science payments. That's a slippery's like I've never done after
Speaker 4: pay my life because I'm like, fuck, once I've start,
Speaker 4: I'll go.
Speaker 2: Bright ribe, But can I see something PayPal offer? I'm
Speaker 2: not being paid for this PayPal offer four. I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm not making pay money from PayPal. But they'd offer
Speaker 2: four repayments in PayPal.
Speaker 4: What's the cat They've got to be one. They're not
Speaker 4: doing that out of the goodness of their bloody heart.
Speaker 2: Don't do it, okay.
Speaker 4: Oh, Stephen replied about the similes.
Speaker 2: So Stephen said, you said a toilet cleaner was like
Speaker 2: a Christmas tree and you spin it around like a yamaca.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, they're right, which.
Speaker 2: He corrected me. He's the most random, they said, which
Speaker 2: is he goes, I know what you were trying to say.
Speaker 2: You were thinking of a drimmal, which is a Jewish spinner. However,
Speaker 2: a cut is a Jewish hat, So I I sorry
Speaker 2: to the Jewish community.
Speaker 4: You like that to a toilet brust.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of one of the spinners. It really
Speaker 2: was a no no, I said, Yuma cut, which is
Speaker 2: a hat. Yeah, but I meant, you know, one of
Speaker 2: those Jewish seven sided spinners. I should off, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: He also says, if you have Coombs in the room
Speaker 2: with you, please ask him dt I date night when
Speaker 2: he really wants to do a double date with you.
Speaker 2: Me sean himself and do DT I.
Speaker 4: D dressed and press Oh perfect, yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 2: He's like very keen on a date night.
Speaker 4: Right, you've definitely expressed keenness. Is that like a queue
Speaker 4: for us to organize it? Like we're waiting for an invitation?
Speaker 2: Oh great, well yet, but I kind of hurt my
Speaker 2: last one.
Speaker 4: But no, it's in like we will wait for your invitation.
Speaker 2: Okay, well open invitation.
Speaker 4: That's not how it works. It's just not out work.
Speaker 2: I know sometimes you can tell when I'm in one
Speaker 2: of these moves. It's just Drain's Mitchell.
Speaker 4: No, I just know what you're like when it comes
Speaker 4: to planning things. I'm like, he keeps suggesting it. Does
Speaker 4: he want me to take charge? Chuck it in your calendar?
Speaker 2: Like a wombat. I just love to be I'm blingk
Speaker 2: famous wombat.
Speaker 4: There's another similar. I'm like a wom mat.
Speaker 2: I love to be adored by the Australian public, but
Speaker 2: I want to be hidden. I want to.
Speaker 5: Socialize saying blinky for a while, I.
Speaker 2: Don't see wom bats. But when you do, oh boys,
Speaker 2: it fun.
Speaker 4: If you don't want to do it, don't then don't
Speaker 4: invite us that fine. Do you want to be hidden
Speaker 4: like a fucking one back up to you?
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to hit by
Speaker 2: one back. I want to see you and in the penhouse.
Speaker 4: Sure, okay? Perfect?
Speaker 2: Can do?
Speaker 4: Can do? That's cute anyway? We hope, No, we don't.
Speaker 4: We don't have anything. Bye, We're going I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know you are you talking about? We'll
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Speaker 4: Welcome to a d D Brief, our secret segment on
Speaker 4: the game. We want people to think the show is done,
Speaker 4: but guess what it's not. We go Rogan talking for
Speaker 4: a little while.
Speaker 2: Can I can I? Can you do me something?
Speaker 4: Mitchell? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can you send me a text? So just send me
Speaker 2: a text because a few weeks ago on the show,
Speaker 2: I thought I was setting your ring tone. However, I
Speaker 2: was accidentally setting your text tone.
Speaker 4: That's that's what I thought we were doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm an idiot. You send me one text, now,
Speaker 2: just one.
Speaker 4: Hi, there, hold it to the MinC oh wait, just wait,
Speaker 4: how annoying.
Speaker 2: I stopped that because it would have gone on forever.
Speaker 2: It's the whole length of the theme song to Austin Powers.
Speaker 2: So I thought you were calling me the other day,
Speaker 2: so I was running to try to find my phone.
Speaker 2: But it was a text.
Speaker 5: Also, you know how you said I should have favorites.
Speaker 4: Now all I've got is just you. That hurts.
Speaker 5: I didn't have anyone and you said ad me, so
Speaker 5: I did. Okay, I'm adding kom.
Speaker 2: Ad Mitchell, ad your goddamn mother and your brother and
Speaker 2: your father. Okay, so dt I date night. You can
Speaker 2: come if you want.
Speaker 5: Jenna and Connie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I went to an house.
Speaker 4: Did available hate that?
Speaker 2: I went to an open house in your building? Really
Speaker 2: where Jenna lives?
Speaker 5: Are you going to move in?
Speaker 2: And I have you on find mine? But you weren't
Speaker 2: there where you're in North Sydney or something probably well
Speaker 2: since point no, I think you were your parents one
Speaker 2: of the one of the properties your parents are because
Speaker 2: it was on the water.
Speaker 4: Well, they don't live on the water.
Speaker 7: You're moving very.
Speaker 2: Quickly, so clearly on a jet skirt.
Speaker 4: She was Luna Park, you.
Speaker 2: Know, to find my dots circling because she's on the
Speaker 2: ferris wheel on the in the Magic Mouse, Jenner is
Speaker 2: having a seizure. O. No, she's just on Coney Island
Speaker 2: looking at the wacky mirrors. Couldn't you move in? It's
Speaker 2: beautiful apartment? Too expensive? Oh, just just try it better
Speaker 2: Jenn's apartment. We've spoken about this on the pod before Mitchell,
Speaker 2: but me and Mitch entered together and it was like,
Speaker 2: you know that scene in Hogwarts in Harry Potter where
Speaker 2: pug Red or whatever his name is, hits the bricks
Speaker 2: and then tamer and Daley opens up and and it's
Speaker 2: like all this magic. We walk into Jenner's apartment and
Speaker 2: it's like Hogwarts, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's giving church and mental hospital at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: which is my Like the hallways are hospital corverra doors,
Speaker 4: but there's just something biblical about it. Yes, as well.
Speaker 2: The elevators because it's an old church confession booth, the
Speaker 2: confession booths, they've taken all four walls and lined the
Speaker 2: walls of the elevator with it.
Speaker 5: You can see some scratches on the scratches.
Speaker 4: Why would people scratch a confession?
Speaker 5: But maybe they were anxious.
Speaker 2: You would be, wouldn't you.
Speaker 4: I wonder what anyone would ever go to a confession
Speaker 4: boothfore like the priests oblige if someone goes I'm murdered
Speaker 4: someone to pass that information.
Speaker 5: You used to have to go to them at school.
Speaker 2: No, we did confession booth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'd make something up and I'd go, oh,
Speaker 1: sorry for pushing my brother down the stairs, and they'd
Speaker 1: be like, thank you for your confession.
Speaker 4: And I'd be like, they would like, do a little
Speaker 4: blessing on your forehead or some ship.
Speaker 2: Now, then you'd get you'd get what your punishment is, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you have to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to, Like we didn't do any of that.
Speaker 5: We have to pray three times or something.
Speaker 4: What they gave your homework? Fuck that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like do the our Father five times or something
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 4: Did they sit there and make and watch you do it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: No, that was just your homework.
Speaker 5: I never did it.
Speaker 4: But course I really like, do you like to do
Speaker 4: it now?
Speaker 5: Our father who in heaven? Hello be thy name, thy
Speaker 5: kingdom currently and whatever. Anyway, I really liked the bread
Speaker 5: that they gave out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chrispy Bread, you know that.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that Our Father was a prayer. I
Speaker 4: thought it was a song that they sang on Kath
Speaker 4: and Kim Oh yeah, because you're kids a scene hang on,
Speaker 4: I'll find it for you.
Speaker 5: In the seventies and None in Australia became famous for
Speaker 5: singing Our Father and it became an international.
Speaker 4: Who says a sister, thanks, I'm just going to find
Speaker 4: it hang on for That was for the season three
Speaker 4: I think yeah, fortieth fortieth he said, Yeah, as if
Speaker 4: you know what the.
Speaker 2: Fun that was after Magdab won the Grand final in Edbull.
Speaker 5: I love this scene so much.
Speaker 4: So they're doing karaoke and this is Cat's song hold
Speaker 4: on Heaven.
Speaker 2: It's about I've got to watch the show. This is funny.
Speaker 4: And then imagine me a little ten year old going
Speaker 4: to a Catholic school for the first time and they
Speaker 4: start saying the lyrics out loud and I'm like, huh,
Speaker 4: this is a real prayer that a day night karaoke song.
Speaker 4: Oh father?
Speaker 2: Who didn't have that's funny? Clearly I wasn't that in
Speaker 2: touch with christ No, clearly not Mitch. And we went
Speaker 2: to an event this week together. We didn't even realize
Speaker 2: we were both going. I walked in had the shock
Speaker 2: of my life. I thought, Sandra sality, but Mitchell Kuhn.
Speaker 4: It was the rapaulse to our Grace down out of
Speaker 4: season four cast reveal and I sat down at the table.
Speaker 4: There was like a brunch and I saw next to
Speaker 4: me was Mitch and Grace and I was like, I
Speaker 4: can only assume that that's my Mitch and his Grace.
Speaker 4: And I was like, they won't be coming, like at
Speaker 4: this time of day, they'll be at the radio station
Speaker 4: in the thick of it. And then they turned up late.
Speaker 4: But I was like, oh my god, I already told
Speaker 4: someone that there's no way you're coming. So they sat down.
Speaker 4: They've been using your plate. We're gonna have to get
Speaker 4: clean cutlery. I was just like, there's no way there coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks a lot. Because then the steak tartar was
Speaker 2: served and I went to dig in and my fork
Speaker 2: was missing. Oh no, I do use I do use
Speaker 2: the spoon from the girl sitting next to me from
Speaker 2: Cosmo mattag TV like carbor your knife. She's like, no worries,
Speaker 2: but did you hear an I might shut up about
Speaker 2: all TV weeks.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: That was really fun. That looks like a very very
Speaker 2: good season.
Speaker 4: I'm keen for that new season November first, I think, yeah,
Speaker 4: I only understand remember not being paid. We just happened
Speaker 4: to go to the event and it was fun. They
Speaker 4: showed It's a little sneak Pig Michelle Visage in lieu
Speaker 4: of roue Ah. I'm quite looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: I actually am, because she gets Australian drag culture, like
Speaker 2: when I've interviewed her a bunch of times and she
Speaker 2: has said she has been engrossed since Priscilla, Queen of
Speaker 2: the Desert. She's been down Under, she's drugged, drugged, she's
Speaker 2: judged drag knights at ARC, She's been to Universal, she's
Speaker 2: done them all, done the puffeduffs like she has been
Speaker 2: to Palms. She gets it. So I'm excited to see
Speaker 2: how she kind of makes it her own.
Speaker 4: I know there's something unique about Ozzie New Zealand drag. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think Hannah Connor pointed out because she was on
Speaker 4: sage of this event. She said, we take what we
Speaker 4: do seriously, but we don't take ourselves seriously, whereas American
Speaker 4: drag queens do take themselves seriously. Yeah, so, yeah, this
Speaker 4: is a different attitude with these queens. And obviously Michelle
Speaker 4: Bloody Froth's that I think was phoning it in a
Speaker 4: bit towards the end, wasn't he.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I interviewed one of the queens and she was
Speaker 2: like talking about Green Screen and she's like, yeah, like
Speaker 2: we was all last.
Speaker 4: Season and like the rumors that wasn't Actually no, definitely
Speaker 4: remember those rumors that like Rude's not there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so funny. All right, well shall we go guys.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we may as well. We hope this podcast
Speaker 4: made you feel at least two percent better today. That's
Speaker 4: all so we do. Yeah, I'm looking at him. We're
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Speaker 5: I agree, that'simal pointy.
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