Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast. Can we plan and make
Speaker 1: a wedding happen in seventy two hours with you guys?
Speaker 1: One week wedding. We've got one week to put a
Speaker 1: wedding on. Fine, a celebriant cake and invitations? Four days?
Speaker 1: Do they tie the knot?
Speaker 2: Time's running out and it's a love to Christian invitation.
Speaker 1: Brook Now tell us about you and your other half
Speaker 1: and this Friday, do you fancy getting married? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: of course we'd love to get married this Friday. We've
Speaker 1: been together for fifteen year, we've been engaged for fifteen
Speaker 1: ye've been together for sixteen We're not very good at organizing.
Speaker 1: I'd love it if we could take it out of
Speaker 1: our hands and organize it for us.
Speaker 2: So you rushed into the engagement, Yeah, just the other
Speaker 2: day picked the date for the wedding, which is the
Speaker 2: first of October.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't know's she's not very good.
Speaker 2: I'm not very good.
Speaker 1: We need some help now. Normally a relationship you need
Speaker 1: one of you to be like the grown up. That's
Speaker 1: not me and my relationship you need someone to be
Speaker 1: the grown up who's going to plan all the stuff.
Speaker 1: Otherwise nothing actually happens. Yeah, and it's not moving. I
Speaker 1: don't think any of us has grown up with up
Speaker 1: and so you think this Friday could be a good alternative,
Speaker 1: quick and easy.
Speaker 2: I think that.
Speaker 1: Would be a fantastic alternative. Otherwise, we're off to the
Speaker 1: registry office. Okay, Brook, it might be you. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Kit. The calls coming nine one o four
Speaker 1: three by the eight thirteen news today. We really do
Speaker 1: have to have found the couple.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean it's seventy two hours. We should have
Speaker 2: done it yesterday.
Speaker 1: We need to bit the couple. We really do need
Speaker 1: to pit the couple seventy one and a half hours
Speaker 1: ago until Agy is gonna know nuts, until we have
Speaker 1: to marry a couple this Friday, live on the show.
Speaker 1: So we're starting to talk about this yesterday, which is
Speaker 1: a loose idea yesterday. Now we are actually planning on this.
Speaker 1: We have a celebrant and it will be happening eight
Speaker 1: o'clock Friday morning, live on the show. The venue will
Speaker 1: be this Radio State, the Chapel of Love. Who will
Speaker 1: be there? We need to find one week wedding. Can
Speaker 1: we put it off? There's still so much to go through.
Speaker 1: This is the easiest bit, all right. So we spoke
Speaker 1: to Aaron loads of you calling in thank you very much.
Speaker 1: We said to Aaron earlier that we just want to
Speaker 1: check with his other half. Laura. Good morning, Laura, Good morning. Now, Laura,
Speaker 1: do you know what Aaron's sort of spoken to me
Speaker 1: about possibility of you two getting married a couple of days?
Speaker 1: Notice this Friday here at the radio station. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you're okay with that fussy your Why not?
Speaker 2: Is it what you dreamed of as a little girl.
Speaker 1: I think I really dressed as much at all? Really
Speaker 1: little girl said, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Rise expectations means it's easy to jump them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Aaron, that's true. Let's get Aaron back on it. Aaron,
Speaker 1: you're still keen. You're still keen? Yes, I am. Now
Speaker 1: what is this I hear about the rings that? What
Speaker 1: of the rings that you currently are rocking. I've got
Speaker 1: a silver I don't know how to describe a silver
Speaker 1: titanium with a black stone in the front of it.
Speaker 1: I guess should call it which I generally wear mine
Speaker 1: when leaving the house. Don't know about Laura most of
Speaker 1: the time. And what do we what do we need?
Speaker 1: Do we need to get sort of the rings out
Speaker 1: as well. We need think about an No.
Speaker 2: That's why when you said put your hand up and
Speaker 2: said I'll be a great wedding planner, I was surprised.
Speaker 1: I can pan Firstly, I'm going to tell you is
Speaker 1: you've got to throw out the rings. Plan is panning
Speaker 1: going around doing all this is not the doer. He's
Speaker 1: called the wedding planner. You can't. You can't have the
Speaker 1: wedding without the plannet. They need to doer. You are
Speaker 1: now already wedding.
Speaker 2: Doing do it's a noble race.
Speaker 1: Yes, Aaron, Yes, we're going to marry you guys this Friday.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic news. Laura, you're going to get married this Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ray my daddy get married.
Speaker 1: Oh hi, guys, we'll chat to you after the show.
Speaker 1: So we have the couple then, Laura and Aaron. Okay,
Speaker 1: we need to get very busy now because it is
Speaker 1: seventy one and a half hours ago. I need you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need to open up an Excel spreadsheet all right,
Speaker 1: don't even know how to do that. And I need
Speaker 1: to start to put the shopping list of what we
Speaker 1: need everybody's help with. First of all, we turn the
Speaker 1: station into the chapel of love. I see petals strewn everywhere,
Speaker 1: strewn st r e w.
Speaker 2: I'm not even in the Excel doctor.
Speaker 1: Okay, alright, Patsy, what do you think instead of a
Speaker 1: boring cake when I need a kater who can make
Speaker 1: a krock on bush? Oh yeah, that's fancy, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: kroc on bush, Yeah, krock on bush as the wedding cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I be a French baker those.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? And could you make a krok and bush
Speaker 1: with donuts or is it something else to be a crocon? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: And then you just put the toffee over there had
Speaker 1: to be let's suit to the role. So that is
Speaker 1: the food of love. Have you got that Excel spreadsheet? Come?
Speaker 1: We're planning, I keep telling you as ahead of doing. Okay,
Speaker 1: how do you spell krock and bush? Just put croc.
Speaker 2: Not the shoe and rose petals.
Speaker 1: Keyword strewing despite strewing.
Speaker 2: Strewing rose petals.
Speaker 1: Okay? An animal? What an animal? Lovely to have? Maybe
Speaker 1: a donkey or a goating lovely? Having you think about
Speaker 1: much some When you go to la zoo or petting zoo,
Speaker 1: everyone gets excited. They see a goat or a donkey.
Speaker 1: All right, give me your top three animals donkey, goat, chimp.
Speaker 1: Yeah you went for the three most romantic.
Speaker 2: Maybe they could be the ring beerries.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we think of the best man. That's
Speaker 1: said chimp in a little dicky bow in. Oh obviously voluntarily.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't make any chimp dress as a page boy
Speaker 1: or a best baying. Okay, they just want to we
Speaker 1: need food?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about can we have alcohol at the station
Speaker 2: or no?
Speaker 1: Of course we can. Yeah, they've got that booze frige
Speaker 1: that the sales guys tuck into about eleven am on
Speaker 1: a Friday. Bubble, bubbles and bubbles. Also a live cellist,
Speaker 1: a live cellist to greet guests.
Speaker 2: Again voluntary now and we forced.
Speaker 1: A cello on command. Live music.
Speaker 2: Okay, so live band as well. As it's getting bigger, this.
Speaker 1: Is this is a big wedding. But we've got to
Speaker 1: do it right. Oh, wedding dress maybe have that above
Speaker 1: the chimps. As long as we'll get to it. We
Speaker 1: will get to it. Dress a suit for the gentleman?
Speaker 2: What about flowers?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: Was styling? I mean, I tell you how you get
Speaker 2: to it. You start to pull on the thread just
Speaker 2: reminds me of us ago.
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