WEBVTT - MINI: Wedding In A Week

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast. Can we plan and make

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<v Speaker 1>a wedding happen in seventy two hours with you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>One week wedding. We've got one week to put a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding on. Fine, a celebriant cake and invitations? Four days?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they tie the knot?

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<v Speaker 2>Time's running out and it's a love to Christian invitation.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook Now tell us about you and your other half

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<v Speaker 1>and this Friday, do you fancy getting married? Oh? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>of course we'd love to get married this Friday. We've

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<v Speaker 1>been together for fifteen year, we've been engaged for fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>ye've been together for sixteen We're not very good at organizing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love it if we could take it out of

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<v Speaker 1>our hands and organize it for us.

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<v Speaker 2>So you rushed into the engagement, Yeah, just the other

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<v Speaker 2>day picked the date for the wedding, which is the

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<v Speaker 2>first of October.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I don't know's she's not very good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not very good.

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<v Speaker 1>We need some help now. Normally a relationship you need

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<v Speaker 1>one of you to be like the grown up. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not me and my relationship you need someone to be

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<v Speaker 1>the grown up who's going to plan all the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise nothing actually happens. Yeah, and it's not moving. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think any of us has grown up with up

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<v Speaker 1>and so you think this Friday could be a good alternative,

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<v Speaker 1>quick and easy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be a fantastic alternative. Otherwise, we're off to the

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<v Speaker 1>registry office. Okay, Brook, it might be you. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. Kit. The calls coming nine one o four

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<v Speaker 1>three by the eight thirteen news today. We really do

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<v Speaker 1>have to have found the couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean it's seventy two hours. We should have

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<v Speaker 2>done it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to bit the couple. We really do need

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<v Speaker 1>to pit the couple seventy one and a half hours

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<v Speaker 1>ago until Agy is gonna know nuts, until we have

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<v Speaker 1>to marry a couple this Friday, live on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're starting to talk about this yesterday, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a loose idea yesterday. Now we are actually planning on this.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a celebrant and it will be happening eight

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock Friday morning, live on the show. The venue will

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<v Speaker 1>be this Radio State, the Chapel of Love. Who will

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<v Speaker 1>be there? We need to find one week wedding. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we put it off? There's still so much to go through.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the easiest bit, all right. So we spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to Aaron loads of you calling in thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>We said to Aaron earlier that we just want to

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<v Speaker 1>check with his other half. Laura. Good morning, Laura, Good morning. Now, Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what Aaron's sort of spoken to me

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<v Speaker 1>about possibility of you two getting married a couple of days?

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<v Speaker 1>Notice this Friday here at the radio station. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're okay with that fussy your Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it what you dreamed of as a little girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I really dressed as much at all? Really

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<v Speaker 1>little girl said, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Rise expectations means it's easy to jump them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Aaron, that's true. Let's get Aaron back on it. Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>you're still keen. You're still keen? Yes, I am. Now

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<v Speaker 1>what is this I hear about the rings that? What

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<v Speaker 1>of the rings that you currently are rocking. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a silver I don't know how to describe a silver

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<v Speaker 1>titanium with a black stone in the front of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess should call it which I generally wear mine

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<v Speaker 1>when leaving the house. Don't know about Laura most of

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<v Speaker 1>the time. And what do we what do we need?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we need to get sort of the rings out

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<v Speaker 1>as well. We need think about an No.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why when you said put your hand up and

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<v Speaker 2>said I'll be a great wedding planner, I was surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>I can pan Firstly, I'm going to tell you is

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to throw out the rings. Plan is panning

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<v Speaker 1>going around doing all this is not the doer. He's

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<v Speaker 1>called the wedding planner. You can't. You can't have the

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<v Speaker 1>wedding without the plannet. They need to doer. You are

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<v Speaker 1>now already wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing do it's a noble race.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Aaron, Yes, we're going to marry you guys this Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic news. Laura, you're going to get married this Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, ray my daddy get married.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hi, guys, we'll chat to you after the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have the couple then, Laura and Aaron. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to get very busy now because it is

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<v Speaker 1>seventy one and a half hours ago. I need you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna need to open up an Excel spreadsheet all right,

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know how to do that. And I need

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<v Speaker 1>to start to put the shopping list of what we

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<v Speaker 1>need everybody's help with. First of all, we turn the

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<v Speaker 1>station into the chapel of love. I see petals strewn everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>strewn st r e w.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even in the Excel doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, alright, Patsy, what do you think instead of a

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<v Speaker 1>boring cake when I need a kater who can make

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<v Speaker 1>a krock on bush? Oh yeah, that's fancy, Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kroc on bush, Yeah, krock on bush as the wedding cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I be a French baker those.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah? And could you make a krok and bush

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<v Speaker 1>with donuts or is it something else to be a crocon? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you just put the toffee over there had

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<v Speaker 1>to be let's suit to the role. So that is

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<v Speaker 1>the food of love. Have you got that Excel spreadsheet? Come?

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<v Speaker 1>We're planning, I keep telling you as ahead of doing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you spell krock and bush? Just put croc.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the shoe and rose petals.

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<v Speaker 1>Keyword strewing despite strewing.

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<v Speaker 2>Strewing rose petals.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? An animal? What an animal? Lovely to have? Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a donkey or a goating lovely? Having you think about

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<v Speaker 1>much some When you go to la zoo or petting zoo,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone gets excited. They see a goat or a donkey.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, give me your top three animals donkey, goat, chimp.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you went for the three most romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they could be the ring beerries.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we think of the best man. That's

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<v Speaker 1>said chimp in a little dicky bow in. Oh obviously voluntarily.

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<v Speaker 1>We wouldn't make any chimp dress as a page boy

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<v Speaker 1>or a best baying. Okay, they just want to we

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<v Speaker 1>need food?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what about can we have alcohol at the station

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<v Speaker 2>or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course we can. Yeah, they've got that booze frige

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<v Speaker 1>that the sales guys tuck into about eleven am on

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<v Speaker 1>a Friday. Bubble, bubbles and bubbles. Also a live cellist,

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<v Speaker 1>a live cellist to greet guests.

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<v Speaker 2>Again voluntary now and we forced.

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<v Speaker 1>A cello on command. Live music.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so live band as well. As it's getting bigger, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this is a big wedding. But we've got to

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<v Speaker 1>do it right. Oh, wedding dress maybe have that above

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<v Speaker 1>the chimps. As long as we'll get to it. We

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<v Speaker 1>will get to it. Dress a suit for the gentleman?

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<v Speaker 2>What about flowers?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course?

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<v Speaker 2>Was styling? I mean, I tell you how you get

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<v Speaker 2>to it. You start to pull on the thread just

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<v Speaker 2>reminds me of us ago.

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