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Speaker 1: Are you ready to listen to a podcast? And Amanda

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Speaker 1: in the Morning one w s f M.

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Speaker 2: Good Morning, star Shine. Right now, by a miracle of recording,

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Speaker 2: we're going to go to a recent Sunday morning service

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Speaker 2: in the which two precious little girl.

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Speaker 1: We're sending good goodnight in a dungeon somewhere.

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Speaker 2: In Sydney, Miss Keller, Amanda, Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 3: I've been doing a wrap and.

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Speaker 4: He's pulling off, he says to me Jones, personal friend.

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Speaker 5: It means let's start wearing lipsticks.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, we're the reading right now.

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Speaker 6: Josie and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 7: I'm not true.

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Speaker 8: The legendary pirate Josie and Amanda, the actress.

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Speaker 9: Jose and Amanda. Those are names that you would never forget.

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Speaker 6: When those two overs escalated quickly.

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Speaker 2: No apology could ever compensate Ananda for what happened that night.

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Speaker 2: It could be for anyone but your Selfie, Giant Brendan,

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Speaker 2: what have you done?

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Speaker 1: A really good too?

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Speaker 2: Wears you want to be in this job.

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Speaker 7: I am a self sourcing pudding shoot.

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Speaker 2: Timing all we're on there. Hell many you today?

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Speaker 7: Well, how are you traveling?

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Speaker 2: I am great, that's good to hear. I'm very well.

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Speaker 2: I was going through gum Tree last night.

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Speaker 7: I asked your question, had you been drinking? No? Usually

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Speaker 7: eBay gum Tree.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and I've made some crazy e Bay purchases.

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Speaker 2: But gum Tree last night I was. I was just

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Speaker 2: looking through the free stuff and I just found a

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Speaker 2: world of cools.

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Speaker 7: For example, what you see, because is it people who

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Speaker 7: are you moving?

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Speaker 2: Want to get rid of stuff. I found a sailing

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Speaker 2: boat with no mast or anything, just the boat.

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Speaker 7: It's called a canoe.

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Speaker 2: And I thought, I need a sailing boat.

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Speaker 7: And Helen's going no, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking and I thought, no, I don't want a

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Speaker 2: sailing bat. And then I saw Russian blue cat for free,

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Speaker 2: beautiful little kid. I was looking at that, and we've

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Speaker 2: got a Russian blue Which one's that cranky one? This

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Speaker 2: is always cranky and the winds that fizzle, and I said.

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Speaker 2: It was sitting next to me, and I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: look at this. You're about to be replaced. And I

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Speaker 2: swear the cat's demeanor instantly changed.

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Speaker 7: Cranky.

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Speaker 2: No, it suddenly became more loving and doing this in boots. Yes,

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Speaker 2: and Helen and Ramany go, oh, this isn't Fizzle so cute,

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Speaker 2: I'm going, don't you see what's happening?

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Speaker 7: Survival is kicked in.

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Speaker 2: Out of the way. You the old bag of a

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Speaker 2: cat because it's about fifteen years old.

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Speaker 7: Well, you don't have to waste it's Fizzle, the one

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Speaker 7: you got from your sister. No, that's ruthless when your

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Speaker 7: sister now comes over to visit. Like, I don't understand cats.

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Speaker 7: A dog would always know you. Does the cat have

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Speaker 7: any recognition if that was a former owner? No recognition,

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Speaker 7: no recognition, They make no attachments.

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Speaker 2: Well, these these two cats have been together for some

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Speaker 2: time now. It's three house moves moves, And when we

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Speaker 2: The old cat, who used to be the dominant cat,

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Speaker 7: Before they reset themselves in new houses. So Chris brown'suggest

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Speaker 2: And I've been meaning to get it, and every time

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Speaker 2: I get your house a year. Yeah, so now I

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Speaker 2: don't need it because the cats come back. But I

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Speaker 2: went to that pet barn and it was one hundred

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Speaker 2: and thirty five bucks. What's that Paeso's brandy. I'm not

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Speaker 2: I'm not on Chris Brown coin.

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Speaker 7: So you'd rather have unhappy cats and harmony.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a pet guy. I'm not a pet guy.

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Speaker 2: You know, I love pets.

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Speaker 7: I'm not a pet guy, but I love pets.

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Speaker 2: So I love them. I love them, but I love

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Speaker 2: the other people's pets. I just don't have the time.

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Speaker 7: Well, that's why cats are good. They make no you

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Speaker 2: It takes less a goldfish. Goldfish even take less effort.

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Speaker 7: Well, you do have to flush them down the loo

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Speaker 7: every fifteen years. How long does the goldfish last these days?

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Speaker 2: The ones in my house have been there for some

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Speaker 2: I don't know for years, but they're.

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Speaker 7: Pretty much carp in this giant pond.

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Speaker 2: Goldfish are actually carp you know that.

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Speaker 7: Yes, But your ones are.

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Speaker 2: Like huge rivary.

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Speaker 7: Ones like Freddy Mercury in a giant pond outside it

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Speaker 7: is it's a it's a giant pond. Build into an

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Speaker 7: moved in there, you didn't even know that that pond existed.

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Speaker 2: It was overgrown. And then I discovered it.

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Speaker 7: When the archaeologists moved in driving around my golf cart.

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Speaker 7: Never land ranch.

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Speaker 2: Actually packed shoated a ten thousand dollars up for grabs

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Speaker 2: with headjam million dollar bribe is back and the Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 7: Do you want to play? Of course you call now?

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Speaker 7: Well Jones is still here.

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Speaker 2: He's being ranch to in WSFM. Well, I won't play

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Speaker 2: seven WSFM. Hello there, it's jonesy Devanda public cloud. He

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Speaker 2: considerably cooler today than yesterday. Twenty three degrees in the city,

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Speaker 2: twenty five in our west. Right now it's eighteen degrees.

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Speaker 2: It's twelve past six. We have the Magnificent seven. There

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Speaker 2: are seven questions? Can you go all the way and

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Speaker 2: answer all seven questions correctly?

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Speaker 7: Let's kick off with Greg and Brighton. Good morning, Greg

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Speaker 7: of Brighton Morning.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it, shall we bright Good Morning Voice.

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Speaker 7: What cereal is known as Ironman food.

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Speaker 10: Grain.

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Speaker 2: Yes, let's play. It is your birthday. Today's actor Brian

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Speaker 2: Cranston's birthday. How old is Brian Cranston?

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Speaker 9: Greg today, he'd be.

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Speaker 7: Sixty one, He sounded confident. He's a little bit older

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Speaker 7: than that, but not much.

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Speaker 2: Jose In Castle Ray.

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Speaker 6: Hi, Joe Jow, I very.

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Speaker 7: Well, thank you. Brian Cranston the actor is having a

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Speaker 7: birthday today. How old is he?

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Speaker 6: This is a guest, I'm gonna say sixty four?

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Speaker 7: Wow, No, he's a bit less than sixty four, a

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Speaker 2: Steve couldn't from norell and could boot this home? Hello Steve,

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Speaker 2: it's between sixty one and sixty four, Steve.

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Speaker 7: How old do you think Brian Cranston is? Will you

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Speaker 7: pick the right one?

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Speaker 9: Sixty two?

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Speaker 7: Tell me that kind of day, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: It's kind to be that kind of day. Do you

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Speaker 2: want to take Nick of Hornsby and wrapped this up?

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Speaker 7: All right? Let's wrap it up, hi, Nick of Hornsby? Oh,

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Speaker 7: good morning, so a Hi.

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Speaker 2: Today's actor Brian Kranston's birthday. How old is he?

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Speaker 10: Sixty three?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 7: Some kind of genius, n't it?

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Speaker 2: You are amazing?

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Speaker 6: It's just a lucky guest.

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Speaker 7: Question three, bock Ale Trappist.

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Speaker 2: There all types of what.

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Speaker 11: Can you repeat that?

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Speaker 7: Black boch Ale trappist?

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Speaker 9: There are bees there.

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Speaker 7: I was going to say monks.

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Speaker 9: Could be never heard of the last one.

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Speaker 7: No, or I've never heard of either.

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Speaker 2: Have you had?

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Speaker 6: That's that's a dark that's.

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Speaker 2: A dark beard. Glitter was invented by a person of

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Speaker 2: which occupation? Was it a a makeup artist, be a teacher?

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Speaker 2: Or see A cattle rancher's probably see, yeah it is,

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Speaker 2: you know what it is. Let's see.

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Speaker 7: Do you want some extraneous information? It was by accident,

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Speaker 7: funnily enough, because cattle ranchers don't set out to make glitter. Cannons.

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Speaker 7: A man god Harry Ruschmann in New Jersey was a

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Speaker 7: a cattle rancher. In nineteen thirty four, interesting times.

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Speaker 2: The stars on the flag of New Zealand are predominantly

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Speaker 2: which color.

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Speaker 12: Hmm, I'm not enough from you.

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Speaker 6: Probably not opt to say yellow.

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Speaker 2: No, Nick.

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Speaker 7: The stars on the flag of New Zealand are predominantly

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Speaker 7: which color.

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Speaker 2: That is question number five of the Magnificent seven. Why

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Speaker 2: didn't you call us and play thirteen WSFM? It's caulled

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Speaker 2: a past six one one point seven WSFM. Hello, it's

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda Public, cloudy and considerably be cooler today

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Speaker 2: than yesterday. Twenty three degrees in the city, twenty five

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Speaker 2: is six twenty three. Good morning to you. Or under

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Speaker 2: the Magnificent seven, we're a question five.

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Speaker 7: We are it's going to Hannah in Bellmore. Hello, Hannah, Hi.

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Speaker 11: Had I hi joins in Alanda.

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Speaker 10: Sorry instead of a turning speaker.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's okay. I thought you were districted. I thought

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Speaker 2: you were distracted by your sisters.

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Speaker 11: Perhaps, No, no, no, I wasn't. They're all still asleep

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Speaker 7: Oh, I see what you're doing. I didn't Hannah and

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Speaker 7: his Sisters. Was it a Woody Allen film? It was

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Speaker 7: Michael Caine, I think was in that? Was he me

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Speaker 7: and Farrow? Really I could be making up to Michael Caine.

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Speaker 2: Back in the days when we made One of the Sisters.

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Speaker 7: If he could play anyone who.

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Speaker 2: Is and what he were a thing?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Well, Question number five for you, Hannah, the stars

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Speaker 7: on the flag of New Zealand are predominantly which color?

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Speaker 10: They're predominantly red?

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Which sauce is eggs benedict top twin?

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Speaker 7: That was making me hungry?

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Speaker 5: Sorry?

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Speaker 9: Which sauce is benedict top twin?

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Speaker 1: If you order is the sauce?

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Speaker 7: Well that's but if you order egg benedict, what's the sauce?

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Speaker 11: Oh it's a holiday.

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Speaker 7: Yes it is. Question number seven. Prime Minister Scott Morrison

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Speaker 7: held a press conference yesterday on which island? It wasn't

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Speaker 7: Love Island?

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Speaker 9: No, it wasn't.

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Speaker 7: Hang on, Hang on while Google, hang on while I

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Speaker 7: give Scott Morrison a call.

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Speaker 2: Margaret's in Bossley Park, Hi, Margaret, Hello?

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Speaker 7: Where was Where was Scott Morrison's press conference yesterday? Which island?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 7: It's It's got a festive name, but it's not a

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Speaker 7: festive place Christmas Island, So you do know, Margaret, This

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Speaker 7: Christmas Island is Easter Island. Why isn't there a Queen's

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Speaker 7: Birthday Long Weekend island?

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Speaker 2: Why isn't there? Why isn't there Why is there an anzac?

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Speaker 7: Why isn't there?

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Speaker 2: Why isn't there a plumbers.

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Speaker 7: Picked next Day Island Holidays on Flexi Margaret, do.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, you've won the jampack Margaret, Jaybird Tara wireless headphones,

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Speaker 2: at the Seymour Center from March twenty seven. You want

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Speaker 2: to know you like that? Margaret?

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Speaker 10: Oh, my daughter, she's going to be my best friend forever.

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Speaker 2: Ten thousand dollars as well with head jam that's coming

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Speaker 1: Jamesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: M'st just occurred to me. We really haven't had a

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Speaker 7: Oh I want to slick through the jermanek Our Big

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Speaker 7: Book of Musical Facts. On this day, ninety seventy five,

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Speaker 7: David Bowie released his album Young Americans. The album featured

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Speaker 2: This is great. It's twenty five to seven coming up.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a map update. Okay, do we have

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Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy to Mata. You don't hear that

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Speaker 2: everyday fame. That's David Bowie, part of Cloudy twenty three

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Speaker 2: My name is Brendan and I am a drug addict.

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Speaker 2: I'm addicted to ice, TV ice that is married at

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Speaker 7: Don't Brussels sprouts and fruit.

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Speaker 2: I went to a back alley last night and I

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Speaker 7: You don't have shame loving it, you know, And I

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Speaker 2: So Mick and Jess are Splitsville, hang on, it's all

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Speaker 7: Will they choose not to come back or will they

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Speaker 2: She's now going with Dan. Is he he's the guy

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Speaker 7: Is he Newish?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, and have they decided to split. Well, because it

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Speaker 2: No, it was just And then she's having a conversation

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Speaker 7: I'm jealous if it went in poking out. So anyway,

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Speaker 7: That's what everyone seems to think is that they're doing

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Speaker 2: Someone said, oh, you look like the Italian Fabio, and

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Speaker 2: So last night Jess is not happy that Mik insulted.

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Speaker 2: This is what she said.

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Speaker 7: Have you heard what he's worked for.

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Speaker 4: A whole Did you call my sister, my best friend

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's taking that. She's a bit sensitive, isn't she.

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Speaker 2: Come on? I thought she'd be happy that Mick would

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Speaker 2: So you see what happens.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's right.

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Speaker 7: So at least when he's throwing about a family, he's

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Speaker 2: That's a good thing. But line of the night has

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Speaker 2: to go to Heidi, you know, Heidi, the curly hair

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Speaker 7: First up, Mike looks like a dream boat. And then

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Speaker 2: Go, I see then when you realize that he's forty

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Speaker 2: four and he lives in the sharehouse and he's labeling

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Speaker 7: When she says to him, here's my past, here's who

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Speaker 2: Doll line the night though, goes to Heidi, I think

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not just going to marry anyone.

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Speaker 2: I'm not just going to marry anyone. Have you not

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Speaker 2: understood the proceedings of this show. It's great, seventeen to

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Speaker 2: seven are still to come to some controversy. Why the

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Speaker 7: What's the controversy?

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Speaker 2: Another radio show, supposed friends of ours has been stealing

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Speaker 2: our materia.

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Speaker 7: Have we got material?

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Speaker 2: And who knew? Someone else?

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Speaker 7: Someone else sees it and steals it. That's outrageous.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to run this past year because I figure

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Speaker 2: that we are owed one by them.

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Speaker 7: Who's them?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to say too much. There's three of them, Okay.

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Speaker 2: On the show, a girl finds a girl and to

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Speaker 2: it's Jonesy demand of public clanny and twenty three degrees

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Speaker 2: in the city, twenty five in our west. Considerably cooler today.

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Speaker 2: Right now it is eighteen degrees. It was seven to seven.

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Speaker 7: They've made me anxious. You said that some other radio

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Speaker 7: station is stealing our stuff. Have they come in here

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Speaker 7: and taken my team deodorant?

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Speaker 2: No? Or have they? Maybe they have.

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Speaker 7: Because I haven't used it for ages.

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Speaker 2: I was just thinking, judging by the pomp, maybe they

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Speaker 7: How many years?

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Speaker 2: Since two thousand and five, thirteen years? And it was

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Speaker 7: I came eighteen years.

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Speaker 2: I came here first. Remember they I got jettison from

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Speaker 2: my other radio. Well I didn't get jeded These guys

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Speaker 2: I said, I don't know. I came over here in

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Speaker 2: two thousand and three. It was like Planet of the

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Speaker 7: Did your passion of the Apes?

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Speaker 2: It was a moment of Kids of the Apes.

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Speaker 7: Was a negotiation time anyway, had to tell face from Bump, We've.

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Speaker 2: Been doing this show for many years? What do you

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Speaker 7: Oh? Well, I like them very much. I know this Kate,

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Speaker 7: this Tim, and is Marty. They're on another radio station.

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Speaker 7: They do the drive show.

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Speaker 2: Tim Blackwell is like a son to me. He learnt

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Speaker 7: Learnt from your knee. When you teach some learn that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it was.

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Speaker 7: He learnt from your knee.

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Speaker 2: When I was working at Triple Amazon day term DJ

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Speaker 2: be like him one day. So I like to tune

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Speaker 2: into other radio stations. So I'm just cruising around yesterday

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Speaker 7: Also, we're going to do an old school classic, what

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Speaker 7: Got your Goolies?

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Speaker 5: What Got your Goolies?

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Speaker 2: In two thousand and three, I proposed the segment where

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Speaker 7: Who'd you steal it from?

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Speaker 2: That was mine, really totally mine. In fact, we got

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Speaker 2: do realize you're talking about testicle? Yes, mate, I do realise.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, we've had that since two thousand and three.

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Speaker 2: And I listened further. I thought, I'm going to tune

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that I misunderstood.

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Speaker 1: What got your goolies?

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Speaker 2: What got your goolies? What got your goolies?

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Speaker 1: What's got your goolies?

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Speaker 2: No, I've been mocking us, And then I thought, is

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Speaker 2: they're mocking this? But then they didn't get any calls

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Speaker 7: So I've just been in the state.

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Speaker 2: I've been looking at the rundown of Kate, Tim and

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Speaker 2: their segments. So if they steal from us, well they've

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Speaker 2: stolen twice. No, if they steal from us, we are

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Speaker 2: entitled to steal from him them. Would you like to

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Speaker 2: hear some of the sais?

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Speaker 7: You'll go through them and walk out what trying to be?

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Speaker 2: Like quick Draw?

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Speaker 7: I do like that's the notion of quick draw.

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Speaker 2: That's a weekly game with the celebrity something in a

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Speaker 2: bathroom that starts with f quick flour floor. Okay, very good?

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Speaker 2: Are things you thought you didn't that you knew that

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Speaker 2: you didn't know?

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Speaker 7: We've got that segment? Be me, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've got that the age game, weekly game, I

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Speaker 2: guess the ages. The celebrit weed to have that it

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Speaker 2: is your birthdays, Your birthday, It's incredibly cranky because I

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Speaker 2: had gypsy powers, So I guess the birthday spin at

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Speaker 2: DJ Marty plays a song and they have to guess

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Speaker 7: We had that, Remember that time you did it and

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Speaker 7: I knew it was Viralin White Cliffs of Dover.

448
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about the goolish Wednesday spooky stories

449
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Speaker 2: and we no, that's out of a consultant's handbook. That

450
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Speaker 2: one the glossies Hollywood News. No hate that. T JM.

451
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Speaker 2: Thank good. It's Monday. A running theme on the show

452
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Speaker 2: Every Monday, m.

453
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Speaker 7: What does that even mean?

454
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Speaker 2: Tim h every day has a Povo item and they

455
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Speaker 2: need to guess the price. I like that.

456
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Speaker 7: What's an example of a Pavo item like a band

457
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Speaker 7: aid or something?

458
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Speaker 2: Pack a two minute noodles? How much?

459
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Speaker 7: I don't know.

460
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Speaker 2: Obviously we're working in the wrong streets. Chacoozy Friday. Throughout

461
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Speaker 2: the show, pretend there and a jacuzzi come back.

462
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Speaker 7: Remember that time we pretended that I was in a

463
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Speaker 7: biosphere when I had shingles. Yeah, we just made balloon

464
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Speaker 7: sound effects, and people said, oh, your cruel, get her

465
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Speaker 7: out of there. We had the sound of condensation dripping

466
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Speaker 7: as I was stuck in a biosphere.

467
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Speaker 2: Okay, shingles is not contagious, I know, said, she's not

468
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Speaker 2: in a balloon, you it is. That was the early days.

469
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Speaker 2: Everyone was planet of the ape stars.

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Speaker 7: Well you know what of all of those? What are

471
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Speaker 7: we going to steal?

472
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Speaker 2: You? I think quick draw?

473
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Speaker 7: And what does it mean that we steal it? Do

474
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Speaker 7: we have to do it now?

475
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Speaker 2: Oh? Damn, quicker draw? What about what we call it?

476
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Speaker 2: Quicker quicker draw?

477
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Speaker 7: And we only do it we feel like it quicker draw.

478
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Speaker 2: I tell you what, guys, this is the last time

479
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Speaker 2: I'll say this. If you steal from us, if you

480
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Speaker 2: steal secret sound or beat the bomb, then it's on.

481
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Speaker 2: It's four to seven. The big news is coming up

482
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Speaker 2: at seven o'clock. Then ten thousand dollars with head jam

483
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Speaker 2: if you'd like to play thirteen wsfim.

484
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Speaker 1: Weather, Good, good morning, let's join. The demand is ten

485
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Speaker 1: thousand dollars.

486
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Speaker 2: Yeah, here it is. Do you have the right answers

487
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Speaker 2: to our wrong question? Ten thousand dollars is at steak

488
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Speaker 2: thirteen WSFM is our number got pretty.

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Speaker 7: Close with it recently. Here's how it goes. It's a

490
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Speaker 7: series of questions saying nothing. When I ask you question

491
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Speaker 7: number one can be the answer to that. When I

492
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Speaker 7: ask you a question number two, and so on until

493
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Speaker 7: the buzzer goes off. The minute you're wrong, you're out.

494
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Speaker 2: Blinda's in Winston Hills. Belinda, how are you good things?

495
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Speaker 2: Jones I'm very well a man to tell Blinda what

496
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Speaker 2: just happened during the news when we tested.

497
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Speaker 7: This, well, Jonesy got them all right. But that doesn't

498
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Speaker 7: mean anything, Belinda.

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Speaker 2: No, No, that means heaps, Belinda.

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Speaker 7: It means heaps.

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Speaker 5: It means you know I do well.

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Speaker 7: All right, let's see if we can do this for you,

503
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Speaker 7: because Jonesy doesn't get ten dollars with this.

504
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Speaker 2: You know what I'm concerned about, Blinda? Your phone? What's

505
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 2: going on? There's a bit of echo. You're going to

506
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Speaker 2: have complete silence in the background. I want you to

507
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Speaker 2: win this and this is this is so doable, Blinda.

508
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Speaker 2: You can do this?

509
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Speaker 7: Okay? Are you ready to begin? Belinda? I am here

510
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Speaker 7: we go who wrote Fantastic Mister Fox and the BFG.

511
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Speaker 7: A violin's bow is made of the hair of which animal?

512
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Speaker 2: Well?

513
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Speaker 7: How many stars appear on the flag of China calling

514
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Speaker 7: me names?

515
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Speaker 2: Dang Linda? What part of you can do this? Didn't

516
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Speaker 2: you understand?

517
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Speaker 7: I wouldn't have known this one? Jonesy got this one?

518
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 7: How many stars appear on the flag of China? Do

519
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Speaker 7: you know that?

520
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 9: Three?

521
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Speaker 7: Oh? See, I didn't know. It's five.

522
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Speaker 2: Well, they're going to be our future leaders, so you

523
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Speaker 2: know you got to.

524
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Speaker 7: Suck it now because I've been studying their flags. Brendan,

525
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 7: how much eating more fried rice?

526
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Speaker 2: I gonna have some sanchoi boil right now?

527
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Speaker 7: It's not Chinese sanchoi bao here it is? Is it Chinese?

528
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Speaker 10: More time?

529
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Speaker 7: I'm one of those Chinese.

530
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Speaker 2: It's Chinese food. Okay, thank you, Belinda. It'll be back again.

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Speaker 7: Our new leaders won't accept me if I can't figure

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Speaker 7: that out.

533
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Speaker 2: Million dollar bribe. This is a million dollar winning song.

534
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Speaker 7: Hey, cool now if you want to win a million bucks?

535
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Speaker 2: Thirty WSF with six past seven one point seven WSFM, Helenaire,

536
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Speaker 2: It's Jonesy, Demanda public, cloudy cooler today than yesterday, twenty

537
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Speaker 2: three degrees in the city, twenty five in our west.

538
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Speaker 2: Right now it is eighteen degrees. It is ten past seven.

539
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Speaker 2: Good morning to you.

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Speaker 7: Have you been everywhere we go, every job we have,

541
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Speaker 7: there are presentations, Yeah, some really boring ones. Remember that

542
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Speaker 7: one we went.

543
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Speaker 2: To about censorship?

544
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Speaker 7: Was it censorship? I hadn't been here for long and

545
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Speaker 7: we had to go to somewhere near mcquarry UNI and

546
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Speaker 7: sit in the smallcuar in the afternoon. So you and

547
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Speaker 7: I were nodding.

548
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Speaker 2: Off yep, and we kept making jokes and.

549
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 7: Giggling and being stupid. And the man giving the presentation

550
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Speaker 7: was getting the irates and incorporated the middle finger, who

551
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 7: just gave us the middle finger for the entire presentation,

552
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Speaker 7: started to just adjust his classes yes with his middle finger,

553
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Speaker 7: pointed a board with his middle finger looking at us.

554
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Speaker 2: I don't blame him. I would have given us. Still,

555
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Speaker 2: I'm at a stage now I don't go to presentations anymore.

556
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Speaker 2: I just there's no Yeah. I figure, I'm not saying

557
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Speaker 2: I know everything I do. I'm fifty. I know everything.

558
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Speaker 2: There's nothing I need to know when we go to

559
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Speaker 2: a presentation.

560
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Speaker 7: Beyond two thousand, we'd travel all over the world and

561
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Speaker 7: there'd be very high tech installations that you'd be filming with,

562
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Speaker 7: and they'd say, we'll just give you a quick audio

563
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Speaker 7: visual presentation. You know, here we go. But no one,

564
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Speaker 7: no matter how high tech the facility was, the audio

565
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Speaker 7: visuals always broke down. So all I'd look at was

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Speaker 7: someone bending over for half an hour trying to fix

567
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Speaker 7: the video.

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Speaker 2: And it's never someone sexy. It's never Jennifer Hawk's doing.

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Speaker 7: Some old man's underpants.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking.

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Speaker 7: There's a story in the news this morning about a man. Well,

572
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Speaker 7: there's a murder trial in Manhattan, and they were trying

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Speaker 7: to allege that a banker had snapped his estranged wife's neck.

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Speaker 7: So they got a martial arts expert in with a

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Speaker 7: skeleton to show how he would have done it. So

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Speaker 7: this expert says, well, the hardest part is to clear

577
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Speaker 7: the chin. So he explains this and he comes in

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Speaker 7: behind the skeleton. I just pull the top of the

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Speaker 7: head back a little more, he says, and pull the

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Speaker 7: top of the chin, and the head breaks off this

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Speaker 7: skeleton and he says, oh sorry, and the jury starts

582
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Speaker 7: to laugh. Then they wrap up the demonstration because he's

583
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Speaker 7: broken the skeleton. A court officer picks up the skeleton,

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Speaker 7: which flops sideways and books the court reporter on the head.

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Speaker 7: So the whole courtroom erupts in laugh dup. Here they

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Speaker 7: are for a very serious presentation, for a murder troll,

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Speaker 7: and it just ends in a fast Presentations go horrendously wrong.

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Speaker 2: I think whenever I think of presentation, I think of

589
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Speaker 2: David Brent in the office. Remember he gets to do.

590
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Speaker 7: That present and he's trying to be so cool.

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Speaker 2: He's got his hat on backwards and that two tight,

592
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Speaker 2: big high pads. Promise me you remember one thing, yeah,

593
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Speaker 2: just remember. And then he puts that on and walks

594
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Speaker 2: around the room clapping his hands and they sit there

595
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Speaker 2: post faces looking at him like.

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Speaker 7: He's an idiot.

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Speaker 2: And then he runs out of the room and the

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Speaker 2: lady switches to the thing off and you goes, no, no,

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Speaker 2: keep it running.

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Speaker 7: Well, let's do this tales of the presentation.

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 7: If you're a man of the match, two diamond tickets

603
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Speaker 7: to see the Eagles live.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen WSFM is our number. Go to It is twelve

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Speaker 2: past seven, one of one point seven WSFM. Hello, there

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Speaker 2: is Joe Amant of Public. Cloudy twenty three degrees in

607
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 2: the city today, twenty five in our west, considerably cooler

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Speaker 2: today right now at his eighteen degrees. It is twenty

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Speaker 2: fur past seventy. If you've just joined us, Good morning,

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Speaker 2: the tribal drummers beating.

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Speaker 8: Just remember.

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Speaker 2: Tales of the presentation.

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Speaker 7: They're all could they're dreadful. I was reading the paper

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Speaker 7: this morning about a martial arts expert who was in

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Speaker 7: a course. This was a very serious case of a

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Speaker 7: banker who snapped his wife's neck, and the martial arts

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Speaker 7: expert had to come in and demonstrate before the jury

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Speaker 7: how that would happen on a skeleton. His wife wasn't

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Speaker 7: a skeleton, but to demonstrate what happened, sadly, he snapped

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Speaker 7: the head off and everyone started laughing. Then the skeleton

621
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Speaker 7: fell over and hit a journalist on the head, so

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Speaker 7: the whole court erupted in laughter. It's not the kind

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Speaker 7: of gravitas you're hoping for.

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Speaker 2: Ironically, when I was at school, I used to love

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Speaker 2: a presentation because it meant you actually getting out of

626
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Speaker 2: it doing any work. And one time this guy came

627
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Speaker 2: into a presentation on CPR and he had an overhead

628
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Speaker 2: projective and the old overed projector and so with the

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Speaker 2: clear transparent slidey things and it's got a f and

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Speaker 2: the overhead projector that spins around to cool it down.

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Speaker 2: And from where my desk was at the front of

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Speaker 2: the class, if I flicked a bit of paper, you'd

633
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Speaker 2: go into the fan and then spit back out, And

634
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: so you know that was providing amusement. On the third

635
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Speaker 2: bit of paper, it's gone into the fan and stuck

636
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 2: the fan. What happened overhead projector heated and heated and

637
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 2: the bowl blew out and then we all had to

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Speaker 2: go back. And then I got in trouble off all

639
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Speaker 2: the mates in the class and we.

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Speaker 7: Had normal class.

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Speaker 2: We're going to have to go back to maths now,

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Speaker 2: good on.

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00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 7: You, Brendan Tales of the presentation. Elizabeth sent Penrith. What happened, Elizabeth,

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Speaker 7: good morning.

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Speaker 11: We were doing a course at work on like the

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Speaker 11: lifts and boomless and stuff, and the guy was telling

647
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Speaker 11: us how to safely operate things and make sure that

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Speaker 11: you're in a clear space and everything. And then when

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Speaker 11: he went up, he hit his like he went up

650
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Speaker 11: too fast and he hit his head and went to

651
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Speaker 11: a roof tunnel.

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Speaker 7: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I meant to do that, Elizabeth. Sarah's in Marsville.

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Speaker 7: Hi Sarah. Tales of the presentation, what have you got?

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Speaker 5: Okay, good morning guys. Well, in a previous life, I

656
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 5: was a primary school teacher and at the beginning of

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Speaker 5: every year has to do like a parent information night

658
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Speaker 5: to go through everything that's going to happen through the

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Speaker 5: year with the parents. So I got up there one year,

660
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Speaker 5: I was only about twenty three, very young, give my presentation,

661
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Speaker 5: sat down and realized that I had just done it

662
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Speaker 5: with the top two buttons of my shirt undone, with

663
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Speaker 5: pretty much everything hanging out for these little year two

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Speaker 5: kids parents in a nice little Catholic school.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 5: Oh, a great way to sort of introduce myself to

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Speaker 5: the parents.

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Speaker 2: You know, a lot of one on one appointments after that,

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Speaker 2: all the dads are keen to discuss education.

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Speaker 7: That's nice to see.

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Speaker 2: That is the stuff of fantasy.

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Speaker 7: Isn't it? Just Okay, we're going to take more of

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Speaker 7: your calls. Tales of the presentation thirteen WSFM.

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Speaker 2: It's twenty two past seven ws But at what point

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Speaker 2: seven WSFM? Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda. Kryptonite not Cryptonite,

676
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Speaker 2: three doors down, that's here without you. Kryptonite was their

677
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Speaker 2: other song, so they had two songs. It's good to

678
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Speaker 2: wheel that out every now and then.

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Speaker 7: It's nice to hear, don't you think I love that song?

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Speaker 2: Partly? Cloudy twenty three degrees in the city, twenty five

681
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Speaker 2: in our west. Right now it is eighteen degrees. It

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Speaker 2: is seven twenty seven.

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Speaker 7: Here's a quiz for you. Do you dislike cooking dinner?

684
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Speaker 7: Do you have trouble managing your finances? Do you have

685
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Speaker 7: trouble going on dates? Struggle to read a book? Audition

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Speaker 7: for marriti verse site. No. If you've answered yes to

687
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Speaker 7: all these things, you could be susceptible to joining a cult.

688
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Speaker 7: A woman called Joe Thornley has written a book about

689
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Speaker 7: all the different types of cults. It's absolutely fascinating.

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Speaker 2: I'm reading it at the moment. I'm into the Moonies.

691
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Speaker 2: At the moment, I've got past Jim Jones and Jonestown

692
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Speaker 2: and I'm into the Moonies.

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Speaker 7: It's also a podcast that Joe does. I've basically I

694
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Speaker 7: heard the raj Niche one. I forgot all the crazy

695
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Speaker 7: stuff the raj Niches did. They were the first kind

696
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Speaker 7: of mass scale poisoning. They tried to give people diseases

697
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Speaker 7: and things in American towns. Fascinating stuff. Joe's going to

698
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Speaker 7: be joining us in the next half hour.

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Speaker 2: Plus more of your calls. Tales of the presentation. It

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Speaker 2: is seven twenty seven coffee.

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Speaker 1: Puffy Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 9: You need coffee, extra straw.

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Speaker 2: All I have is sequila and capula carve a double

704
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Speaker 2: one one point seven. Hello there.

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Speaker 7: Tales of the presentation.

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Speaker 2: David Brent jumping around the office to a bunch of

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Speaker 2: po faced English people.

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Speaker 7: Presentations never go according to plan. We've had some great

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Speaker 7: calls this morning, talking to a whole lot of parents

710
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Speaker 7: of little kids at the school with top two buttons undone.

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Speaker 2: That's that's sexy, you like that one?

712
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Speaker 7: The other presentation of how to use a scissor lift

713
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Speaker 7: and the man's head went through the roof. That's Wendy

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Speaker 7: is in eagle veil. What happened during the presentation, Wendy.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, guys. I had to go to an h

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Speaker 10: presentation with a couple of people on how to conduct

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Speaker 10: yourself in the workplace, you know, sexual us and that

718
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Speaker 10: sort of thing. They had the room set up, there's

719
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Speaker 10: only a small gathering. We're ready for a snooze fest.

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Speaker 10: And laptop did in work. So one of the other

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Speaker 10: staff is offered to plug her personal laptop in. Well,

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Speaker 10: I don't think she realized saw her personal photos jumped

723
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Speaker 10: straight in. So we got the bikini shots, the drunk shots,

724
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Speaker 10: her bank statement. It was awesome.

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Speaker 7: Which of those I'd be more mortified about? Bikini, drunk

726
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Speaker 7: or bank statement.

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious, perfect, terrible.

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Speaker 7: We'll take more of your calls after eight o'clock.

729
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Speaker 2: The pub test is coming up next. We're going to

730
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Speaker 2: talk about the old and this is something that bugs

731
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Speaker 2: my bugs.

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Speaker 7: My bear is your bug bear?

733
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Speaker 2: My bug bear? Thank you. I don't want to happen.

734
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Speaker 2: Man changing a tire now these days, can't change your tire?

735
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Speaker 7: I say, it doesn't matter.

736
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Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk further. How will we pub test Nextay WSFN,

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Speaker 2: that's one point a WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy No matter.

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Speaker 2: USA is on sale of flight set a fly returned

739
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Speaker 2: to Los Angeles with Virgin Australia from nine hundred and

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Speaker 2: twenty five dollars per person. Got flight set on one

741
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Speaker 2: three one, six hundred party cloudy, twenty three degrees in

742
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Speaker 2: the city, twenty five in our west. Right now it's

743
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Speaker 2: eighteen degrees. It's twenty to eight into the Germans amount

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Speaker 2: of runs for the pub test.

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Speaker 7: All right, Jim, I think it's going to be feisty

746
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Speaker 7: if Brendan Jones is talking about changing car tires.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, it was once a ride a passage. When you

748
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Speaker 14: learn to drive a car, you also had the note

749
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Speaker 14: to check the tires, the oil of water levels and.

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Speaker 2: Of course how to change a flat.

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Speaker 14: Well, there's been a couple of surveys done, one in

752
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Speaker 14: Australia that shows that our most vulnerable drivers, the new drivers,

753
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Speaker 14: don't bother checking any of these things and certainly don't

754
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Speaker 14: know how to change a tire, with the research showing

755
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Speaker 14: the drivers under twenty five more likely to post about

756
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Speaker 14: their situation on social media then go looking for the

757
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Speaker 14: jack in the boot and then you ring dad or

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Speaker 14: the nrow man.

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Speaker 2: My daughter the millennials taking off in her Jolloppie that

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Speaker 2: she calls a car the other day and the back

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Speaker 2: tire was flat. I said, roam your tires flat because

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Speaker 2: I don't have time. I said, no, you don't understand.

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Speaker 2: You can't. It's got a flat tire. I don't have

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Speaker 2: time for this. I said, well, yeah, you've got to

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Speaker 2: put air in your tire.

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Speaker 7: Can I ask you this though, with a lot of

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Speaker 7: the cars that are being driven now, do you need

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Speaker 7: to check the oil and all that stuff? Excuse my

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Speaker 7: naivety because I'm not a car fan, but do you.

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Speaker 2: They've changed a lot. You still got to check the

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Speaker 2: oil and water. You can do that in any car.

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Speaker 2: But they've changed a lot from the days when we

773
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Speaker 2: used to have the AH said kings would or the

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Speaker 2: XB Falcon and you had a trick to starting it

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Speaker 2: and all least one.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but those are the old days. And I tend

777
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Speaker 7: to think it's like us saying you've got to learn this, this,

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Speaker 7: and this in the modern world. I've survived this long

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Speaker 7: without knowing how to change a tire, and if I

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Speaker 7: was driving across the Nullabar, I would learn how to

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Speaker 7: change a tire. If I am driving to work and

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Speaker 7: my car breaks down and I have to change a tire,

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Speaker 7: I don't know how to do it, I will phone

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Speaker 7: someone who can help me. My skill set is different

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Speaker 7: to that. And I should not be shamed.

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Speaker 2: For you to stand next to your car and your

787
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Speaker 2: daisy dukes.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you know, I know people like you think

789
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Speaker 7: everyone needs to know to do this.

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Speaker 2: Reasonable people like me, do you.

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Speaker 7: Have to know the a whole lot of stuff I

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Speaker 7: know that is applicable to the way I live my life.

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Speaker 7: I can access other people to help me do that.

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Speaker 2: I think knowing how to change a tire does it

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Speaker 2: pass the pub test? Certainly passes the puppet. That big

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Speaker 2: a deal, right, I think you will be a Scott

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Speaker 2: Morrison knows how to change a tire. He's the primest.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well there's other stuff I wish to do better

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Speaker 7: as well. You had to change Does that define a man?

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Speaker 7: For you to find a leader?

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Speaker 2: I have always been able to.

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Speaker 14: My wife can change the title, although when she's driving

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Speaker 14: a mate a way, I probably wouldn't want her to

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Speaker 14: get out and change it.

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Speaker 7: See it's not safe to get out and change your

806
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Speaker 7: time safe location. I think it's an old fashioned notion

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Speaker 7: that everyone should know how to do it. Everyone should

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Speaker 7: know how to build a toilet. Knowing how to change

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Speaker 7: a tire does it pass the pub test?

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Speaker 2: Gives a god thirteen WSFM, It's seventeen to eight coming up.

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Speaker 2: Joe Thornley talks about her fascinating book on Colt's Next

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Speaker 2: One on one point seven WSFM. Hello There, it's join

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Speaker 2: Zy Demanda Partly Cloudy today, twenty three degrees in the city,

814
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: twenty five in our west. Considerably cooler today, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: Right now it's eighteen degrees, it's eleven to eight.

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00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 7: Here's a quiz for you. Do you loathe cooking dinner?

817
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 7: Do you have trouble managing your finances, trouble going on dates,

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00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 7: struggling to read a book? If you answered yes to

819
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 7: these questions, you are susceptible to joining a cult. This

820
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 7: is a little different to a quiz to find out

821
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Speaker 7: what Spice Girl character you most relate to. But Joe

822
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 7: the obviously Joe Thornley has written a book about the

823
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Speaker 7: different kinds of cults, fascinating stuff. She joins us now, Joe, Holla, hello,

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Speaker 7: what got you into cults?

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Speaker 4: I have always liked a dark story.

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Speaker 3: I used to read widely about serial killers and that

827
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Speaker 3: sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: I had some upbeat interest as well, and I.

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Speaker 3: Just couldn't get away from the incredible stories in cults

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Speaker 3: because there's this long, slow development and the personality of

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Speaker 3: the leader compared to what compels the followers to do things.

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Speaker 4: I just and the weirdness. So it's the stories, I think.

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Speaker 2: So do idiots join cults?

834
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,240
Speaker 4: Everyone joins cults, but not. I mean, I think idiots

835
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Speaker 4: are the minority.

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Speaker 7: It's alarming.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's people looking for something else, something extra. They

838
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Speaker 3: want to help change the world, or they want they're

839
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 3: dissatisfied with their current religion and they want sort of

840
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 3: that religion but with a bit of a garnish, which

841
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 3: might be sex or yoga or charity work.

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Speaker 4: And so that's how they get him.

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Speaker 3: If I mean, a simple self help group can do

844
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Speaker 3: this become a cult.

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Speaker 2: But I've looked at and I read I'm up to

846
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Speaker 2: the in the book, I'm up to the Moonies. At

847
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Speaker 2: the moment, I've got past Jim Jones and Jonestown. But

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Speaker 2: that's extraordinary. He started up. He was kind of altruistic, wasn't.

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Speaker 2: He wanted to help people.

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Speaker 4: He won humanitarian awards. I mean he was.

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Speaker 3: He set up retirement homes and got people jobs and

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Speaker 3: got them off drugs. But of course you give him

853
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 3: all of your money and then he just feeds it

854
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: out how he wants, and he got addicted to the

855
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 3: power and to everyone thinking he was a great and.

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Speaker 2: He become a big drug guy too.

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Speaker 3: Yep, and he did a bit of One of my

858
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Speaker 3: favorite stories is that he did a bit of faith healing,

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Speaker 3: and he would h he wore these big flowing robes

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Speaker 3: and he would hide chicken livers in his robes or

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Speaker 3: in the pulpit, and someone would come up and say, oh,

862
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: you've got cancer here, I'll pull it out, faith healing thing, yep,

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Speaker 3: And he'd pull out.

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Speaker 4: The chicken livers and go, there's you, there's your tumor.

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Speaker 4: You cue it.

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Speaker 7: What's the difference between a religion and a cult because

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Speaker 7: some of the things you're talking about here you.

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Speaker 3: See in religions, absolutely, and I think it's really really

869
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Speaker 3: hard to define the difference. To me, it's things like

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Speaker 3: taking away the power of the followers and the decision

871
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 3: making and threatening them with either palm or hell if

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Speaker 3: they leave. But everyone seems quite scared to actually define

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Speaker 3: a cult because you're pretty much describing a lot of

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Speaker 3: mainstream religions.

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Speaker 2: But so is it all about sex for these guys?

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00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes it's about absolutely no sex, Like in Heaven's Gate,

877
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Speaker 3: which was.

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Speaker 7: They cut their testicles.

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Speaker 3: Office they did, they did, the first one had to

880
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 3: go at it himself. That went a bit pear shaped,

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Speaker 3: quite literally, so they got a professional to do the rest.

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Speaker 3: I think eight or nine of them were castrated.

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Speaker 7: What about some of the ones closer to home, Like

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Speaker 7: was it the family that.

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Speaker 3: Was yes in Victoria? That was Anne Hamilton Byrne, who

886
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 3: is still alive. She's ninety eight, So maybe her claim

887
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 3: that she is the Messiah is true. But she was

888
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 3: obsessed with motherhood. But she only had one biological child.

889
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 3: But she convinced all her followers through yoga, and she

890
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 3: had this amazing face and this incredible voice to follow her,

891
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 3: give her money, give her property, and give her their children.

892
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 3: Or she had ties to a mental hospital and whenever

893
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 3: there was an unfit pregnant mother would illegally adopt their children.

894
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 4: And she bleached their hair and made them all.

895
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: Look, with all this knowledge that you have, if you

896
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 2: thought about running a cult, because.

897
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 7: You could do it, You've got all the bits I don't.

898
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 4: People would be annoying me all the time.

899
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 2: Asking well, then you can bump them off. That's what

900
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 2: Jim Jones did, Like he's got to drink the flavorrate.

901
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 4: It just sounds like a lot of work.

902
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 2: The book is Great. Zealot is in bookstores now. Joe Thornleigh,

903
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 2: thank you for joining us, Thanks for having me it's

904
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: six to eight w s.

905
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 8: I want you to get on right now.

906
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 2: I'm taking plea go to your windows, stick your head

907
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:45,479
Speaker 2: on and yell hell into the jonesy demand of arms

908
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: for the pub test this morning. Knowing how to change

909
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 2: a tire does it pass the pub test?

910
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 7: Well? Once, I guess it was a rite of passage.

911
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 7: You learned to drive a car, you had to learn

912
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 7: how to check the oil and the water levels and

913
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 7: change a flat tire. But the world's not like that anymore.

914
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 7: Many cars you don't get access to any of that stuff.

915
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 7: And also it can be dangerous. Would you want someone

916
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 7: hanging out in the freeway changing a time?

917
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: You don't do it on the freeway you pull onto

918
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: the verb.

919
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 7: I know you think that this is a sign that

920
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 7: you're a decent human being and you know how to

921
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 7: manage a car, etc. I'm sorry, but if I need

922
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 7: someone to change a tire, I can arrange that my

923
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 7: time is better spent doing other things. Well, like anything

924
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 7: I do. The fact that I don't.

925
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: Have to change the ny that could be up to

926
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 2: three hours, you'd be waiting there for three hours.

927
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 7: Would take me. How what if you change it? You

928
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 7: don't change it? Properly and leave some of the nuts off.

929
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 2: You would only be a fool to leave the nuts off.

930
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 7: I just put it to you that not everyone has

931
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 7: to have this skill set to survive.

932
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 2: You know what. The thing about it, the maddening thing

933
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: about it, is not that hard. The old ladies can

934
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 2: change a tire.

935
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 7: Knowing how to change a tire, does it pass the

936
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 7: pub test.

937
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 5: Er know how to change a tire, to check oil

938
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 5: water and everything like that kind of starts having to

939
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 5: cost you more money. Just recently to show.

940
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 10: My thirty year old Sunny in order to be how

941
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 10: to change a tire, he had absolutely no idea.

942
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 8: A bit like Jersey.

943
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 5: If you can't change a tire and you can't drive

944
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 5: a manual.

945
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 8: And especially if you're a boat, I don't think you're

946
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 8: lacking something.

947
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 9: It should be part of your minster.

948
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 8: It's just like reverse parking or three point turns, because

949
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 8: what happens.

950
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 9: If you're in the middle of nowhere with no phone coverage.

951
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 9: To be honest, I'm thirty four years old and I'm

952
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 9: a check and I don't know how to change a tire. Honestly,

953
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 9: reckon that they should teach you in high school to

954
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 9: get the young kids to learn how to change a tire.

955
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 8: My daughter just bought a car. I mean she wouldn't

956
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 8: know how to change a tire. But the bran new

957
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 8: car doesn't even have a spare tire. But what they

958
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 8: give you is a puncher outfit. So you've actually got

959
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 8: to jack the car up, take the wheel off and

960
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 8: fix a punch and they even supply a pump and

961
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 8: everything for it.

962
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 2: Well, meaning that's easy or hard the old That's what

963
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 2: they used to do when you drive around in the

964
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: old bangers. They you know, you take the rim off

965
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: the tire and you take the tube out and you

966
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: patch it up. We're going back to the old days.

967
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 7: Well, this is like an old Mad Max.

968
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 2: Wool Ah the post postit.

969
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 7: You'd all love that, a lot of those callers would

970
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 7: love that.

971
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 2: You know, I always wanted with Mad maxall haven't got

972
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: flat tires in it?

973
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 7: Weren't they lucky? None of them knew how to change

974
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 7: a time Mel Gibson hopeless.

975
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 2: More of your course, tilS of the presentation coming up next,

976
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 2: as also a million dollar bribe winning song. Will have

977
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 2: that for you at eight forty it's seven past eight WSF.

978
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 2: Well what point seven WSFM, Good morning to you. It's

979
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 2: Jonesy Demon Man. Are partly cloudy, twenty three degrees in

980
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 2: the city, twenty five in our west. Right now it

981
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 2: is eighteen degrees. It is eleven past eight.

982
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 7: We're talking earlier tales of the presentation.

983
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: Thing of David French, white T shirts, highwaisted jeans, trying.

984
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 7: To get an audience of poe faced English workers to

985
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 7: clap along with this song didn't.

986
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 3: Go very well.

987
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: I wasn't great. Story's what about the tail of the

988
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 2: scissor lift. Guy demonstrating the scissle.

989
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 7: Puts his head through the roof. Tales of the presentation,

990
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 7: There is no I was talking about this this morning.

991
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 7: I was reading a case. This is in a quarter

992
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 7: of law. A man was being charged with murdering his

993
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 7: wife and a local martial arts expert had to show

994
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 7: how he would have done it is practicing on a skeleton,

995
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 7: ripped the skeleton's head off, which fell over and cooked

996
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 7: a reporter on the head and everyone erupted in laughter.

997
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 2: You know, a grizzly murder trial and everyone's laughing. There

998
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: you go, Allison's an em you playing Hi Allison.

999
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 13: Hi, Amanda, Hi James, how are you.

1000
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 7: What happened at the presentation.

1001
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 13: This is back when I was in primary school and

1002
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 13: we used to have outdoor presentations at that stage, so

1003
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 13: we lived close by the school. We walked up to

1004
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 13: the presentation. Unbeknown to us, our dog had followed us.

1005
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 13: So our dog actually went up onto the stage and

1006
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 13: started sniffing. Everyone went up to the principal and just

1007
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 13: kept going and wandering in and out of all the

1008
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 13: aisles until she found us and sat next to her.

1009
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 2: School.

1010
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 7: Isn't it the best thing? It's like no one's ever

1011
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 7: seen a dog before. It's the funniest thing at school,

1012
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 7: sniffing the heart. What's it called the principle? I love that?

1013
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: Thank you?

1014
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 7: Allison.

1015
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 2: Milton's in Taramara, Hello Milton.

1016
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 12: Yeah, morning jonesy Amanda, how are you going good?

1017
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 7: What happened at the presentation?

1018
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 12: This was about ten years ago at a real estate

1019
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 12: conference and it was remember the old mics with the

1020
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 12: portable battery packs that the guys used to use for presentations. Yes,

1021
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 12: the first guy finished his talk and the following presenter

1022
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 12: was introduced from stage, and we then started hearing all

1023
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 12: these weird feedback noises coming through the PA system, like

1024
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 12: doors opening and closing and just general background noise. Next thing,

1025
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 12: we hear what sounded like running water, and it then

1026
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 12: dawned on us that it must have been the first

1027
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 12: presenter not switched off his mic, and he was now

1028
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 12: in the bathroom having a wik.

1029
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 2: He's done the Leslie Nilson in Naked Gun. That was

1030
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: the funniesta. The queen is in town and there's this

1031
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: big speech and Frank Dreben goes to the tok.

1032
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 9: Indeed, for all of it, I be able to share

1033
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 9: in the.

1034
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 2: We're it's a big week.

1035
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 7: Ends, a little two if I remember, thank you for

1036
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 7: all your calls.

1037
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 2: It's fourteen past. I understand there's a new bachelor.

1038
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 7: They've announced the new bachelor. Let's talk about him.

1039
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 2: Next one on one point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's

1040
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda partly Cloudy considered it be cooler today.

1041
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 2: Twenty three degrees in the city, twenty five in our west.

1042
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 2: Right now it's eighteen degrees. It is a twenty two.

1043
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,240
Speaker 7: Well, they've unleashed the new bachelor. They're about to start

1044
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 7: filming his photo and his story has been released. He's

1045
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 7: not a celebrity. Remember that went with the honey Bagel

1046
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 7: last time, yes, not so well. And Sophie Monk that

1047
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 7: relationship hasn't quite lasted either. But the bachelor seems so

1048
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 7: a pretty good track record. I think fifty percent of

1049
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 7: them have long term relationship.

1050
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 2: Samon Sz, Samon Schnees, Maddian.

1051
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 7: Maddian, Laura, Tim and Tim and Anna.

1052
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 2: I noticed that Tim's moving down in Melbourne to pursue

1053
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 2: his acting dream.

1054
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 7: He's in neighbors, I think, yeah, but they're very tight unit.

1055
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 7: They got married last year.

1056
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 2: Well, she's living in Sydney, he's in Actually that's the

1057
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 2: way to keep a marriage alone.

1058
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 7: Absolutely, But they've got a much better track record than say,

1059
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 7: married at first sight or something. But this new bachelor

1060
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 7: is a heaps wicked brainiac. He's an astrophysicist. He's will

1061
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 7: soon be a doctor. He's traveled the world with an

1062
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 7: eye on the sky, but now he's back in Australia

1063
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 7: looking for something closer to home and a woman of

1064
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 7: his dreams.

1065
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 2: Is this young man's name.

1066
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 7: His name is Matt Agnew and he is has a

1067
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 7: double undergraduate degree in science and engineering. He's a master's

1068
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 7: a master of astrophysics and in fact, as we said,

1069
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 7: he's soon to become doctor Agerby. His parents have been

1070
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 7: married for thirty years and he sees them as role models.

1071
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 7: He said his family of his friends have been tying

1072
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 7: the knot, and he thinks, you know, I'd like that.

1073
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 7: This is a very insightful quote from him here. He's

1074
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 7: looking for the type of love that hits you like

1075
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 7: a thunderbolt but doesn't fizzle out. That's interesting because I

1076
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 7: think most of us who want the fizzle appy.

1077
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking forward to the fizzle app That's almost

1078
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 2: as funny as Heidi from Maths did you what she

1079
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: said last night?

1080
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not just going to marry anyone.

1081
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 2: Heidi, do you want to show where they put you

1082
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: with a stranger? You've married anyone.

1083
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 7: So this is a guy who's, as I said, into

1084
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 7: smart things. He's like star gazing, he's into sciences, an astrophysicist.

1085
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 7: So he is absolutely going to find a whole swathe

1086
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 7: of like minded women on the Bachelor.

1087
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 2: We're going to have some fun, a great night because

1088
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 2: I love a little bit of dresser.

1089
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,280
Speaker 7: My psychic prediction is legit.

1090
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 14: Right right now, I'm flipping out how to dream about you?

1091
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you kiss me in the Hardy in

1092
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 3: the sunshine.

1093
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: What you do?

1094
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 7: Good luck with that.

1095
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: He's going to find plenty of space in between the years.

1096
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 7: He'll explore youriners.

1097
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 2: It's it's a twenty five coming up, gets my goodyies.

1098
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 7: And your chance to win a million dollars will tell

1099
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 7: you what is our million dollar winning song?

1100
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: Good Morning, Joansy and Amanda in the morning.

1101
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 2: You mean to wish me a good morning? Or do

1102
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 2: you mean the dits of good morning? Whether I want

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Speaker 2: it or not?

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Speaker 7: All of them are months husband.

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Speaker 2: Hello there.

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Speaker 7: What's of people kind of sneer at the Jenner's and

1107
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 7: the Kardashians. But Kylie Jenner, who I think is the

1108
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Speaker 7: youngest one of them all, has been named the youngest

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Speaker 7: self made billionaire of all time on Forbes magazine.

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Speaker 2: Isn't there a go fund me Paige set up so

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00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: Kylie could get to be a billionaire?

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Speaker 7: She didn't set a up. Other people I think last

1113
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 7: year set that up almost as a joke, saying she's

1114
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Speaker 7: almost at the top of the charts, try.

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Speaker 2: And get there. About people that are into the Kardassians

1116
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 2: because they're such idiots, they don't get irony, so they're going,

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00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 2: oh yeah, okay, let's make this happen.

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Speaker 7: Well, she got there under her own steam, so she's

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Speaker 7: been named a self made billionaire. I was talking about

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Speaker 7: this at home last night and one of my sons said, yes,

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00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 7: but she's selling a brand, her personal brand, based on

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00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 7: a very famous family. But it's still classified as self made,

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Speaker 7: as opposed to people who've inherited their wealth. She is

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Speaker 7: seen as having made this on her own. Last year,

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Speaker 7: her cosmetics company, Kylie Cosmetics, didn't estimated five hundred and

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Speaker 7: eight million dollars in sales. That was just last year,

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Speaker 7: So she's not the richest person in the world. That

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00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 7: still goes to the Amazon chief Jeff Bezos before his

1129
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Speaker 7: Bezos before his divorce kicks in. But she nothing, but

1130
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Speaker 7: she is a self made billionaire. Was selling her cosmetics

1131
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 7: and a lot of people were sneering at this yesterday,

1132
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 7: and then I saw others saying, well, you know what,

1133
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 7: she's done it on her own selling makeup. What about

1134
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 7: Floyd Mayweather who got there by punching people in the face.

1135
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 7: What about other people who are billionaires by selling weapons

1136
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 7: or selling alcohol. How can you complain that she's done

1137
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 7: this and she's got very low overheads. The company that

1138
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 7: her cosmetics company has just seven full time staff five

1139
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 7: part time employees and the manufacturing and packaging is outsourced

1140
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 7: to another company.

1141
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 2: Isn't she grace? She got there on the back of

1142
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: her sister's sex tape. It all began, It all began

1143
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 2: with that.

1144
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, that mamager, as they say, she'd give herself a

1145
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 7: pat on the back.

1146
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 2: I should release a sex tape.

1147
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 7: Wow, let's not do it, let's not model it.

1148
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,240
Speaker 2: Hang on, this is new. Are you saying a collaborative effort?

1149
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 7: Oh? God, but I reckon. You know, if you're thinking

1150
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 7: of sneering at Kylie, she's a self made billionaire and

1151
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 7: she's done it all on her own.

1152
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 2: Tonight and gets my gollies, come we go something on

1153
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: your case. Our votes for the voting for the ladies

1154
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 2: is open, and we know to talk about some of

1155
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 2: the entries. I've noticed it's not just all about you.

1156
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 2: There's other entries like you. Well, there's me, but there's

1157
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 2: other entries. You'll be quite surprised about WSFF one of

1158
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: one point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy and a

1159
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 2: man are considerably cooler today. It's going to be twenty

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00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 2: thread greens, right, now it is eighteen, it is twenty

1161
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 2: to nine. The TV week Logis voting is on now.

1162
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,240
Speaker 2: The months is up for a swag of logis Golden months.

1163
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: They're calling you around here? Are they saying? Golden months?

1164
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 7: What's the swag?

1165
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: You've got? Heaps? Your most popular present and the most

1166
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,959
Speaker 2: popular entertainment program, most popular lifestyle program, gold Logi? You're there?

1167
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 7: Well what about you?

1168
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 2: Curiously?

1169
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, you and I are up against each other. So

1170
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 7: Dancing with the Stars is nominated to DWTS for most

1171
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 7: Popular Entertainment program, as is TRFM.

1172
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 2: The real Form Monty d WTS.

1173
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 7: Is up against TRFM. If those two alphabets clash, what's

1174
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 7: going to happen?

1175
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 2: Who would have thought that we'd have because this show, whenever,

1176
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 2: we never compete about.

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00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 7: Any you are uber competitive.

1178
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 2: There's a new category that's out next to NRL Sex.

1179
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 7: Tape Too Many.

1180
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 2: There's some stiff competition there, But this one that peaked

1181
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 2: my interest is Best Commercial. I don't know if you've

1182
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,280
Speaker 2: seen the category for best Commercial.

1183
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 7: Is it real?

1184
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real, it's happening. And my favorite one is

1185
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 2: the Westpac ad titled Frank Frank Frank, It's spelt f

1186
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 2: r a C Frank, Frank Frank, but they say, you

1187
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 2: know a Frank, he's an A for uncle. So anyway,

1188
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 2: have you seen this ad?

1189
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 7: I don't know.

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00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: It's great. It documents the life of Frank and you

1191
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 2: know is his ten emmigroo. He comes over here, he's

1192
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 2: about to get married. For example, on the way to

1193
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 2: the wedding of farmer's got his cow stuck in the paddy,

1194
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 2: so Frank as it helps him out. Then he's on

1195
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 2: the footy field playing footy and he hands the ball

1196
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 2: to this hopeless player who scores the try. And then

1197
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,399
Speaker 2: he's teaching kids how to play the violin and it's

1198
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: just great. And he's this big stereotypical Itanian mustache. Anyway,

1199
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Speaker 2: front Dies, what's the ad for? I thought it was

1200
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,399
Speaker 2: for funeral insurance, but it's actually for Westpac back.

1201
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 7: It's still charging him feet.

1202
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 2: So there's his wife in the chapel and there's everyone's

1203
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 2: celebrating Fronts life. That's big mos.

1204
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 7: Okay, So that's up for best Commercial.

1205
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 2: Well yeah, it's up against some stiff competition there as well.

1206
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 2: It's up against this, up against this, against this, the

1207
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 2: rains and I think smoking Cambro bat.

1208
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 7: If you'd like to vote for Campbell's Cash and Carry

1209
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 7: the Logi Award, voting is now open now, including best ad.

1210
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 7: I think the n r L tape was a made

1211
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 7: up one. Now to love dot com, dot U or

1212
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 7: go TV, we can follow the link.

1213
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Speaker 2: Seventeen to nine gets my goolies? Come up? You've got

1214
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 2: something on your case? Thirteen WSF partner cloudy twenty three

1215
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 2: degrees in the city, twenty five in our west. Right

1216
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 2: now at his eighteen degrees, it's ten to nine.

1217
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 7: Melissa is in tim or what gets your ghoulies?

1218
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 6: Melissa, oh Man, my partner is like the most annoying

1219
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 6: wine on the planet. He will winge like from morning

1220
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 6: tonight and just I listen my girlfriends, But as soon

1221
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 6: as I utter one little wind, it could be Oh

1222
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,919
Speaker 6: me and I'm tired today. Oh it's World War three.

1223
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 6: Oh stop your wings. And I remember the last time

1224
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 6: you wind it was twenty first of December twenty sixteen.

1225
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 13: I've had enough.

1226
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 7: And what does he wings about, Melissa?

1227
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 5: Oh, he'll winge about how tired es.

1228
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 6: He'll winge about sitting in traffic. He'll wine about being

1229
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 6: at work and people asking him to do things.

1230
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 5: The list is never ending.

1231
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 2: And then when you this happens to you and me?

1232
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: Who you do this? What? And if I have one complaint?

1233
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 7: You are the biggest winger of the all time. You

1234
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 7: are a hypochondriac.

1235
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 2: You're You're You're always, and you're always what you've done, Melissa,

1236
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,879
Speaker 2: You're the one going I think I'm having a heart

1237
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 2: every ten minutes. That's just that's you know.

1238
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 7: You never you hit someone, you hit someone else in

1239
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 7: the building has a bubonic player? Are these bubos under

1240
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 7: my arms?

1241
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,479
Speaker 2: You always work?

1242
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:34,399
Speaker 7: Say Melissa, thank you out with the bad.

1243
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 2: If you do that, you can always email us JAMWSM

1244
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 2: dot com dot au forgets my grulies. It's seven to

1245
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 2: night one at one point seven w s FM. Hell,

1246
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: it's Jonesy demanded public Cloudy considerably cooler today, twenty three

1247
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 2: degrees in the city, twenty five in our west. Right

1248
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 2: now at his eighteen degrees, it is five to nine.

1249
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 7: My favorite caller email or Facebook friend wins two diamond

1250
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 7: tickets to City Eagles Live on their Eagles World. You

1251
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 7: can't get tickets through ticket Tech.

1252
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 2: You're also get to twenty nineteen jones a un Amanda tea.

1253
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 7: Towel tales of the presentation. This morning, in a court room,

1254
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 7: a martial arts expert was demonstrating how it was possible

1255
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 7: for someone to snap someone's neck in a murder trial.

1256
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 7: He accidentally ripped the head off the skeleton. It fell

1257
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 7: over and booked a reporter on the head. Everyone started laughing.

1258
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: They'd have break it into a spontaneous hamlet performance.

1259
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 7: So the tribal drum was beating for tales of the presentation.

1260
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 2: Tales of the presentation.

1261
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 7: He's Elizabeth from Penrith.

1262
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 11: We were doing a course at work on like through

1263
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 11: the lifts and boomless and stuff, and the guy was

1264
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 11: telling us how to safely operate things and make sure

1265
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 11: that you're in a clear space and everything. And then

1266
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 11: when he went up he hit his like he went

1267
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 11: up too fast and he hit his head and went

1268
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 11: to a roof tunnel.

1269
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 7: That is the createst tell Now, don't forget you never

1270
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 7: more than three songs away from a million dollar song.

1271
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 7: With our million dollar bribe. Mike Hammond has your next chance.

1272
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 7: Just after nine o'clock.

1273
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 2: I've got a PowerPoint presentation for you after the show manner.

1274
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 2: It only goes for five short hours Friday.

1275
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 7: That's enough we'll see you tomorrow.

1276
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 2: Good deed you well, thank God, that's over.

1277
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 14: Good bite, good bite, wipe the two Babies from your app.

1278
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 2: Podcast of today's show is available for download from w

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00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 2: s f M dot com dot a U.

1280
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Speaker 1: All the cool kids are doing it.

1281
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 3: Wow.

1282
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 2: Good bye one o one point seven w s f

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Speaker 2: M