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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: We've got a very special guest on the show right now.

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Speaker 3: The last time we had our next guest on the show,

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Speaker 3: she was telling.

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Speaker 4: The boys the rules to how to wear a week

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Speaker 4: in comedy was backwards. That one's for you. Will.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of rules, Jesus was seamless. She's got a.

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Speaker 5: Brand new book coming out.

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Speaker 4: More Rules for Life.

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Speaker 3: As we all know, the number one ruling radio. He

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Speaker 3: still swear, especially during intras. Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: It's Kissy Funny again.

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Speaker 1: Hello kiddy, Hey guys, how are you doing very well?

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Speaker 4: Welcome back to the show. Now, you've got a brand

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Speaker 4: new book.

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Speaker 2: A brand new book, well wow, newish.

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Speaker 6: It's not out yet.

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Speaker 4: It's on the way out. It's on the way out.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's kind of same again, but more. It's a

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Speaker 6: follow up to my four hundred and eighty eight Rules

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Speaker 6: for Life. The minute I handed that in, everyone thought,

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Speaker 6: how can there be any more rules? And I started thinking,

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Speaker 6: oh no, I've forgotten some. So after that and then

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Speaker 6: the pandemic, I just went to the government hasn't got

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Speaker 6: any rules that I like. I'm going to start laying

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Speaker 6: down some I've brought out a slim volume of rules

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Speaker 6: for enthusiasts. So this is this is a book that's

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Speaker 6: got all the rules that I was too scared to

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Speaker 6: put in the first time because I thought they didn't

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Speaker 6: want to go too hard.

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Speaker 2: What are we talking and what were the ones that

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Speaker 2: you held back on that you've now thrown caution to

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Speaker 2: the wind with.

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Speaker 6: Ah, Well, when you go to the movies, I would

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Speaker 6: like to tell people to suck their chips sick of

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Speaker 6: the crunching. The crunching really annoys me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean it will take your half a

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Speaker 5: movie to suck down a ship.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's pretty hard to break down. Kiddy.

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Speaker 4: What sort are you talking?

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Speaker 6: That means your chips will last the entire movie?

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Speaker 5: So sorry, kitty, you're not wanting the whole thing to

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Speaker 5: dissolve within the mouth to be consumed. You're just saying,

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Speaker 5: suck the chip until it gets soggy, which would then

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Speaker 5: present a song.

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Speaker 3: Have to bite when you do chew down.

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Speaker 6: See, that's what I like about you. You understand what

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking what you've gotten down now.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not like when you go to communion. If

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Speaker 6: you're a Catholic and you have to suck the Jesus

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Speaker 6: wafer until it absolutely dissolved. It is, suck the chip

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Speaker 6: until it gets soft and then you can chew it.

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Speaker 6: Just no noise, It just makes no noise.

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Speaker 4: Jesus wafer? Is that the idea?

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Speaker 6: You're not allowed to choose Jesus for some reason?

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Speaker 3: You to chuck him on your tongue or under your tongue.

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Speaker 6: That's right. No, it's not a disparant. You don't put

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Speaker 6: it on you.

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Speaker 4: Thermometer.

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Speaker 3: So are you a chipsucker?

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Speaker 4: Kiddie?

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Speaker 3: Like you've made the rule now?

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Speaker 5: But you know, I mean, I think a lot of

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Speaker 5: questions people are asking, do you follow your own rules?

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Speaker 3: Are you a chip up? I mean chipsucker?

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Speaker 6: If I'm in the theater, yeah, for sure, I'm respectful.

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Speaker 4: Are you do you suck your popcorn?

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Speaker 6: I don't eat popcorn. If you've read my first book,

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Speaker 6: you would know that I refuse to eat popcorn in

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Speaker 6: the cinema. I hate it in the privacy of my

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Speaker 6: own home, but I will not I will not inflict

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Speaker 6: that stink on everybody else in the theater.

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Speaker 5: But that isn't that that is the cinema though, you

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Speaker 5: know the smell of the popcorn is what you love

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Speaker 5: about the cinema, isn't it kidding?

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Speaker 6: Oh that's the bit I hate about I actually really

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Speaker 6: like popor but the stink of that chemical stuff they

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Speaker 6: sell in cinemas. I can't bad bite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, it is strong kind of bad bit knock

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Speaker 1: and turmble of a bad bad Simply can't you really

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Speaker 1: have adopted the role of.

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Speaker 4: Rulemaker started to infiltrate a speech.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, look, you've got to go and check

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Speaker 2: out the new book More Rules for Life.

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Speaker 4: It's out. Sure that you can't check it out?

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Speaker 2: N can't check out the original four hundred and eight

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Speaker 2: Rules for Life by Kitty Flanning.

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Speaker 4: Again, we've got more with her right up next to

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Speaker 4: one of the wood he suck your chips.

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Speaker 2: People, We've got Kitty flann again, who joins us on

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Speaker 2: the show?

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Speaker 6: Hey, what's right ako? People?

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Speaker 4: Kitty? We've before we crack on with things.

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Speaker 2: We I think we've sent you some coconut sugar all

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Speaker 2: thanks to the new and improved Coca Cola no sugar.

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Speaker 2: Anyone can try it right now.

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Speaker 4: We seem to think it's the best ever. Here in

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Speaker 2: Now we've thrown you the challenge and you'd like to

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Speaker 2: perform some ASMR on the audience whilst also trying it?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I would. Okay, so this is like the opposite

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Speaker 6: of sucking chips. I'm gonna make as much noise as

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Speaker 6: I can now, yes, in the microphone.

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Speaker 2: Now can I just before you go on the last

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Speaker 2: time anyone tried to perform ASMR in the show was woody,

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Speaker 2: and the effectively just whispered haunting things into the microphone,

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Speaker 2: and then and then and then spray a can of

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Speaker 2: Glenn twenty.

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Speaker 4: Directly into the microphone, neither of which worked.

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Speaker 3: So we lost a lot of listeners that day.

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Speaker 4: It was I have a.

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Speaker 2: Staunch objection to this happening on the show again, so

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Speaker 2: I'd better be good.

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Speaker 6: Oh that was disappointing. Hang on to here it comes.

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Speaker 6: Oh can you hear it? Am I talking over it?

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Speaker 3: You're talking about it?

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Speaker 4: You can't hear anything. You can't hear anything, cannot think.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's not nice.

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Speaker 6: Nice, you can't actually see me. I'm actually drinking scotch.

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Speaker 4: No you're not. You're drinking Coca cola, no sugar drinking.

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Speaker 4: It's the best ever, though, kiddy, that's the question.

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Speaker 6: Well, look, it's nice yes is the answer, Kitty, I

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Speaker 6: just want to I've got no objection because with sugar.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but if everybody shoes with their sugar, you know,

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Speaker 2: coconut sugar.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I'm drink this.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty close to the full sugar kit.

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Speaker 6: It's the closest I'll be honestly, there is a scotch

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Speaker 6: is kind of.

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Speaker 5: Getting someone to toes the coke was a bad idea

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Speaker 5: in the middle of lockdown.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Kitty, I heard your show with she Muddy Shear

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Speaker 2: gold Fisk just won a major prize at Europe's largest

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Speaker 2: TV festival.

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 6: We won Best Comedy Series. Wow. Yeah, Series Mania, which

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Speaker 6: was very unexpected and very rewarding. We didn't know that

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Speaker 6: it would travel. But yeah, who knew Marty she go

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Speaker 6: to be popular in France. I would never have picked it.

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Speaker 4: That is extraordinary. Congratulations.

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Speaker 6: Yes, so who knows he'll go over there now and

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Speaker 6: possibly get mobbed in the streets.

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Speaker 2: We can only hope we can on the hope. That's

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Speaker 2: a huge result. Congratulations mate number one. So, but like,

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Speaker 2: do they watch it, sorry, do they watch it with subtitles?

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Speaker 6: Did they watch it?

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Speaker 4: Do they watch it with subtitles? What's the story.

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Speaker 6: They do watch it with subtitles. Apparently the French believes

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Speaker 6: it's more authentic that way. If they double then they're

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Speaker 6: not being true to that they watch it with subtitles.

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Speaker 5: I'd love to hear a French per us and try

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Speaker 5: to do Marty sheer Gold's voice though in the du version.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but you're also cheated because you had Julia

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Speaker 2: Zimiro in there, who is French.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and she very kindly helped me do my acceptance speech.

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Speaker 6: She did all the words and I just mind the

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Speaker 6: acceptance speech in French what she did.

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Speaker 3: Puppet show she dubbed over you.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's epic. Oh well, congratulations mate on all of that.

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Speaker 2: That's body huge. So another season of fists coming out

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Speaker 2: for Kitty Flanna against It's got a brand.

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Speaker 4: You book, more rules for Life.

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Speaker 2: You're talking before about being harder on the rules, Kitty,

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Speaker 2: have you got another one that you're being that you

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Speaker 2: know you've held off for this new book that you've

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Speaker 2: now published with a little bit more freedom.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. One of my favorites is once a month, hold

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Speaker 6: your yoga pants up to the light. Now, if you

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Speaker 6: can see through them, so can I. When I'm walking

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Speaker 6: behind you. Let's remember people, let's have a full generous

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Speaker 6: thread count across the art.

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Speaker 3: That is a great pairs.

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Speaker 5: Can I just say, because when they're on the grid

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Speaker 5: under in your drawer, they don't look seen through it.

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Speaker 5: You have no idea when they stretch out, it's the

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Speaker 5: whole thing.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 6: All for men in bike shorts too, by the way.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, luckily you have the pad at the back

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Speaker 5: of our so not seeing the full coin slot.

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Speaker 6: Well, I witnessed something very unattractive walking towards me down

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Speaker 6: on the beach front. Came towards in a light colored

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Speaker 6: pair of tights. I shouldn't know. I shouldn't know whether

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Speaker 6: he's circumcised or not, but now I do. I know

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Speaker 6: that before I know his name. That's not right, is it?

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Speaker 4: That is not right? Thanks for joining his funny.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Circumcised.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you. I'm going to roll into a

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Speaker 4: phone topic. Now, who did what? What level of circumcision?

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Speaker 4: Did you know about? A blow before he knew his name?

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Speaker 2: Thanks?

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Speaker 4: Your joy is hey?

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Speaker 6: Thanks some Thanks for the beverage.

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Speaker 3: Hear more of your boys on the full Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to