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Speaker 1: Shaking the will M. Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We'll do on the minute air a couple of days

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Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five hours.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited yesterday.

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Speaker 2: To catch up with you.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you all the stories about my holidays.

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Speaker 2: I had one story in particular which I was thrilled

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Speaker 2: to tell you about, which is that I thought Tom

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Speaker 2: Hanks in Melbourne at the Boxing day test.

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Speaker 1: You'll have to excuse me, but I was a little

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Speaker 1: bit cynical.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people were were you see a lot

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Speaker 2: of celebrities.

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Speaker 3: But then I sent a photo in.

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Speaker 2: When I said I sent it in, I gave it

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Speaker 2: to kV I did your produce? Oh yes, we still

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Speaker 2: have to email her if you want to get anything posted.

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Speaker 3: And she at the lockbox and she put it online and.

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Speaker 2: A lot of everyone was like, gee, whiz, let's buddy

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Speaker 2: Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 1: I saw it.

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Speaker 4: I said, it's nine out of ten Tom Hanks. I

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Speaker 4: think it was lacking neck. But that was my only

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Speaker 4: criticism of the shot.

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Speaker 2: It's a nine out of ten Hanks. It's a Hanks anyway,

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Speaker 2: lacking neck. So impossibly though, to rain on my parade.

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Speaker 2: Chris calls in and he calls BS because he was

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Speaker 2: on the other side of the world on.

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Speaker 3: Boxing Day and he reckons he saw Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 5: I was in California at the time. When I was

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Speaker 5: watching the cricket at a mate's place. We went down

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Speaker 5: to the boardwalk and there's Tom Hanks and his wife.

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Speaker 3: He thought was Tom Hanks?

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Speaker 2: Well with him and everything around my shoulder on Boxing Day?

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Speaker 3: Yes, mate, have you got the photo of time stamped?

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Speaker 5: My wife was saying, it is, it's got the date

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Speaker 5: on it. I can actually send you a photo of it.

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Speaker 2: It's amra yeah, yeah, yeah, but come on, mate, and

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Speaker 2: we're all starting to smell a rat here.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't going about it. I was excited because you

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Speaker 1: were going to get found out.

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Speaker 4: But unfortunately, Georgia, he hasn't reached out to you to

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Speaker 4: send you the photo at all.

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Speaker 1: And I followed up twice. This is looking.

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Speaker 4: So we've got his number here. I say, we just

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Speaker 4: call him live, and I agree with you.

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Speaker 3: I'm more than happy to call the rat live.

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Speaker 1: But that's not call him a rat.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he is a rat.

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Speaker 2: He's trying to He's just he's called up a key

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Speaker 2: on the nose just to rain on my story parade.

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Speaker 2: And I have got a great throwbout sines to Tom

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Speaker 2: Hanks at the cricket. Everyone online thinks I saw Hanks

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Speaker 2: at the cricket.

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Speaker 3: Let me have for once. Just let me have it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's I'll allow it. If Chris doesn't come through,

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Speaker 1: let's call him.

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Speaker 3: Please, Chris. Here's a coward. Please, he's not a pick up.

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Speaker 3: He's a coward.

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Speaker 1: He's not a Coward's busy, Hello.

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Speaker 2: About Chris, Chris, it's it's it's will from William Woody

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Speaker 2: here you live on radio.

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Speaker 6: Mate.

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Speaker 3: I'm very welcome. Surprise. I'm surprised that you finished.

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Speaker 6: He's a liar.

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Speaker 3: Run he's on the right.

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Speaker 1: It was such a weird time to hang up.

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Speaker 7: It was mid c It was a mid center calling back,

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Speaker 7: panic calling back.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, call the cops. We've got it. We've got

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Speaker 3: a runner.

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Speaker 1: The league.

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Speaker 2: Can we please call him, Please call him back. He's

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Speaker 2: like purged, calling back. He's purged live on radio.

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Speaker 1: That's not a le You can lie.

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Speaker 3: He's not picking up.

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Speaker 1: We promote it. Wow, he actually lied. He's a rat.

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Speaker 3: Find him.

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Speaker 1: You saw Tom Hanks, Thank you very much. Hanks was

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Speaker 1: here in Australia the cricket.

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Speaker 3: Wow, yep.

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Speaker 2: Level two mcg Okay, well done, thanks very much. Bound

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Speaker 2: he got a sausage pie. He got a sausage roll

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Speaker 2: and sauce.

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Speaker 7: Classic Haggs Classic also had a catman dou Fluoro bag.

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Speaker 1: I believe. Talk about Donald Trump's button. I love this.

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Speaker 1: I don't really like anything this blake does, but I

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Speaker 1: think this is good. So previously, when he was present.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, surely you're going for pussy cat dolls there, all

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Speaker 2: of them.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Trick you always a check, pricked.

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Speaker 3: You, No, I got that ready ready you went for

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Speaker 3: the other.

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Speaker 1: Push my buttons.

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Speaker 2: I had, I had you get dolls liosten up, My

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Speaker 2: partners lined up. Everyone knows that because they know I've

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Speaker 2: got better taste of music than you. Now carry on buttons.

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Speaker 2: False shirt singer is one of the great artists. And

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Speaker 2: I've always said that. Not you now Donald Trum's red button.

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Speaker 1: She's in the Pussycat dolls.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Donald Trump, Donald we have.

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump has a little red button, right, he had

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Speaker 4: it when he was president.

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Speaker 1: First time Biden removed that button. He had no interest

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Speaker 1: in the button. Trump has now reinstalled that red button. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that all that red.

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Speaker 2: Button does is when he presses it. A diet coke valet,

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Speaker 2: which is a real man, comes and brings him a

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Speaker 2: diet coke.

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Speaker 3: Ye that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: So apparently he punches minimum twelve diet cokes a day,

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Speaker 2: loves a DC.

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Speaker 4: And so there's this guy, his name is Walton a tour.

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Speaker 4: He's like he's like an army guy, navy vett and

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Speaker 4: he's got a job just bringing Donald Trump die because

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Speaker 4: I was sits by an esci and just waits for

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Speaker 1: Him a diet coke.

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Speaker 3: He's no other jobs, no other jobs.

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Speaker 1: He is just the diet coke valet. That's it. That's it.

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Speaker 4: Apparently he was the personal aid and now he's just

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Speaker 4: diet coke vallet. He got demoted to die coke val

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Speaker 4: But important job.

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Speaker 1: He's a coke pitch. Important job, very important job. Here's

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Speaker 1: the question to you.

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Speaker 3: He's a different red button had a button for.

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Speaker 1: Here's a question for you.

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Speaker 4: If you could have a button and when you pressed it,

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Speaker 4: someone had to bring you something, yeap, what would you

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Speaker 4: want that thing to be?

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Speaker 3: Out of everything I've had a chance to think about this. Great.

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Speaker 2: I write notes for the show, so it's better be good.

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Speaker 1: You've just said that you've thought about.

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Speaker 3: It for a while.

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Speaker 2: The problem was, like, turns out these like I do

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Speaker 2: actually really want these things, okay, and I think.

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Speaker 3: You can't deny that they are really good.

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Speaker 2: They're not like great okay, now, but I agree with you.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what these are?

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Speaker 3: Just really? These are?

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Speaker 2: Like I was like, often what am I often in

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Speaker 2: a situation where I go geez?

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Speaker 3: I would love that right now.

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Speaker 2: For example, right because that doesn't happen all the time.

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Speaker 2: But there are lots of times when I want these things.

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Speaker 1: But you could have a sex button, but that'd be.

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Speaker 2: But I wouldn't want that all the time. Sure you know,

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Speaker 2: so first button, first button.

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Speaker 1: Get to it.

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Speaker 2: I agree, A good blue pen, yep, because often I've

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Speaker 2: got black ones and I've got red ones.

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Speaker 1: Depends do you go through a day.

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Speaker 3: I lose them a lot. My daughter steals them a lot.

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Speaker 2: But I want like one of those roller ball ones,

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Speaker 2: like a point five not a point two point five clicker?

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Speaker 1: Okay, one of them? How about that button?

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Speaker 3: Just shut me down?

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Speaker 2: I told you I put some thought into that. Disappoint

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Speaker 2: I'm very disappointed. I understand it's entertaining.

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Speaker 1: But this one's good for you. Yeah, deodorant roller, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we get sweaty in here.

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Speaker 2: I don't perform all the time. You do, no, but

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Speaker 2: seriously once a day for sure. But I'm broken and

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Speaker 2: you're not taking the questions seriously.

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Speaker 3: I am twelve times a day. You don't need to

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Speaker 3: oder it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how about this, yeah, toothpicker. Seriously though, how many

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Speaker 2: times have you been sitting there?

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Speaker 1: We snack away? You've got low glossy mix stuff. What's

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Speaker 1: it called? You're you're a what's the load blood sugar

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Speaker 1: called hyperglass? You're hyperglass? Sing you're always snacking in here.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if you could press a button, someone comes and

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Speaker 2: picks the food out of your teeth.

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Speaker 1: I want to get back.

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Speaker 2: I got another one for you here, sparkling water, cold

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Speaker 2: glass of yeah, pretty good.

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Speaker 3: See I ben ten times a day. I'd actually want that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and not a big glass, half a glass. It's bad

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Speaker 3: of your teeth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, guys join us. Thirteen one oh six five

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Speaker 2: is the.

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Speaker 3: Number if anyone can stop bloop.

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Speaker 1: Bluepen hard to be bluepen. I also like shoe horner,

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Speaker 1: not shoes.

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Speaker 3: Not changing your shoes.

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Speaker 2: Twelve times my shoes off right now? You do Shoehorner

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five. If you could have a

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Speaker 2: button where someone scratching anything.

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Speaker 3: Head scratcher not bad. Head scratcher would not great. But

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Speaker 3: then we're getting into sex.

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Speaker 1: What do you want off your button? Cat? What would

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Speaker 1: you most like? A little red button for a.

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Speaker 4: Gluten free cheese twists that I'm no longer made by

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Speaker 4: Woolies and Coals. Oh so you're requiring someone to make

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Speaker 4: those cheese twists then also if they're no longer providing them,

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Speaker 4: they would need to make a bank of cheese twists

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 3: It's the matter with the ones that Woolies and Coals

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Speaker 3: the cheese twists.

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Speaker 8: They don't make them anymore.

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Speaker 9: Twisties aren't gluten free.

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Speaker 3: Is that right? That's travesty?

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Speaker 1: Hey cat? How many of those bad boys would you

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Speaker 1: punch a day?

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Speaker 6: Though?

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Speaker 4: Because I feel like it's important that you're punching this

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Speaker 4: thing multiple times a day, hence the use of the

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Speaker 4: red button.

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Speaker 1: Like, how many twists could you possibly do in twenty

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Speaker 1: four hours?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I could do four packets?

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Speaker 1: Mold he trust.

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Speaker 2: So I think once we get to do the food thing.

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Speaker 2: I know we're taking this very practically, but I think

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Speaker 2: you know, otherwise we just end up in ridiculous areas.

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Speaker 2: If you're pressing a button twelve times a day, it

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Speaker 2: can't be too you can't get sick of it. I

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Speaker 2: think twist is I'm getting sick of at some stage.

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Speaker 1: After a week as well, like I want to be

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Speaker 1: doing like.

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Speaker 2: Where's like a what about like you know, five slices

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Speaker 2: of cucumber on a plate, evenly spaced.

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Speaker 1: Refreshing, quenching your thirst and your hungers, you know.

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Speaker 2: It looks like one, smells like one, looks like one.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, I don't want to get too bogged down

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Speaker 2: I'm seeing my I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton.

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Speaker 3: It's like, wait, Whitney made that famous.

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Speaker 1: Great example, thank you. It's exactly like that. Now, thank you. Now,

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Speaker 2: Right, you can't ignore it, you know, you can't go

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Speaker 4: Want to focus on the fact that he's come up

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Speaker 1: Yes, now, Will McMahon.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Of all the years I've known you, I think

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Speaker 2: up with excuses for.

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Speaker 1: Bad behavior, I don't know how you do it.

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Speaker 4: You're just you're on the fly, you're on the spot,

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Speaker 1: So we're going to do more of these up next.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to kick off with one though, Okay, just

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Speaker 2: to show people how good you are at this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice.

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Speaker 2: Just just just watch the man work here and I'll say,

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Speaker 2: throwing dog poo over your neighbor's fence.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your excuse?

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Speaker 3: Ah, easy, the dog pool is infected. I've got a child.

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Speaker 3: You needed to get it out of the art.

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Speaker 1: Brings in the child. He always brings in the child.

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Speaker 1: That's his go to, uses the child like a shield.

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Speaker 3: All right, there were ticks in the poop. Got a

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Speaker 1: It's been a good day at the end of the day.

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Speaker 3: At the end of the day. Really sorry, how to

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Speaker 1: You're a hero.

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Speaker 4: Here's a bottle of wine. Yeah, thanks for throwing the

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Speaker 4: More of these all right, here's another one quite common.

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Speaker 1: Your partner.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, your partner finds out that you watch the next

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Speaker 1: What's your excuse?

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Speaker 2: You were worried that there was damaging material for them

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Speaker 2: so you could censor it for them.

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Speaker 3: First hand.

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Speaker 1: You're watching Ted Lasso.

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Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, there was something to do with a breakup

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Speaker 1: See, you're a good husband, sorry, not even a husband,

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Speaker 1: you're a good partner.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: Next one, your pass wind in an empty elevator. Okay,

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Speaker 1: They all know what's happened. What's your excuse?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I had a Colin oscar Be coming out this afternoon,

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Speaker 3: Sorry about that. Apologize, just got to lead into that one.

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Speaker 2: I reckon no escape so illness or I just say

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're blaming someone else? Or are

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Speaker 1: Is there Guiltbert, I'm just saying you've got an illness.

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Speaker 3: I'm gaslighting them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and you come from the gloves are off here,

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Speaker 2: aren't they. I just said that I watch an episode

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, fair enough, Good that you've good that you've

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: All right, the next one? But you have actually done this?

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Speaker 4: You say your ex's name.

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Speaker 1: In the bedroom.

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Speaker 3: I've never done that, have you?

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Speaker 1: Have you?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: I haven't you have? What's your excuse?

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Speaker 1: you was that coming up?

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Speaker 3: Actually?

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Speaker 2: What I was actually saying was would you like to

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Speaker 1: So you would to get out of it, you would

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Speaker 1: propose to the person.

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Speaker 3: You would have to interested.

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Speaker 2: You'd have to be like, oh sorry, I was in

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Speaker 1: I told you that.

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Speaker 3: Don't look like that.

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Speaker 1: But you know, thank you last month. This one's stuff

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Speaker 1: I reckon. This one's okay. Your partner makes you dinner

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Speaker 1: and you get busted.

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Speaker 4: Throwing it out and then ordering macus And we love

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Speaker 4: macas on this show. Yeah, I just want to say that, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Wait, wherever they bust, they be ordering macas? Like have

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Speaker 3: Have they seen me? Have I tried to eat it?

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Speaker 3: Like if I looked like I'm eating it at stage?

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Speaker 2: Because she left in the fridge, you were you were

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Speaker 1: If the doorbell goes and there's a Macas guy at

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, no you cooked it is story Regale, just

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Speaker 2: call us up. Tell us a great story over reggae music.

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Speaker 2: It's got to be about.

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Speaker 3: Sue. So your name might be Sue.

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Speaker 2: You might have been sued like Kendrick Lamar's record label

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Speaker 2: and Drake's record label.

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Speaker 3: Get that chat on the podcast. Can't be bothered. Explaining

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Speaker 2: You might be a soushe ye Woods, You've got a

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've stretched sue slightly.

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Speaker 3: I take it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: So because right now there's a lot of sues calling

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Speaker 3: You need a story, guys.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So Vietnam we have.

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Speaker 4: your stance is there, Like you know, when you're over eighteen,

455
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,760
Speaker 4: can you still go on a family holiday where you

456
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Speaker 4: expect your mum and dad to pay for your a

457
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,520
Speaker 4: com No, well I.

458
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:40,440
Speaker 1: Did that, So I'm in Vietnam and I wanted a suit.

459
00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:45,040
Speaker 2: Yep in Joyene, I imagine, Yes, they do a lot

460
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,720
Speaker 2: of suits in Joyene. Anyway, so I went to the

461
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,720
Speaker 2: store and I was in board shorts and the little

462
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,080
Speaker 2: the gentleman who's.

463
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,639
Speaker 1: Small, short, short of short stature, he.

464
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,440
Speaker 7: Said to me, I'm gonna have to mead you up.

465
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,120
Speaker 7: And I was like, for your life, and he said,

466
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:07,560
Speaker 7: drop your drawers. Wasn't Mary Undies, but you know, I

467
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,119
Speaker 7: was like, I can't make it back. I leave in

468
00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,560
Speaker 7: twenty four hours. I'm gonna drum with drawers. So there

469
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,679
Speaker 7: why and I'm completely new.

470
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,600
Speaker 3: Denise, when the walks past, you want to.

471
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,000
Speaker 1: Denise, Yeah, he can.

472
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:33,560
Speaker 2: I you've got to You've got a Sue story that

473
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,120
Speaker 2: you want to tell over reggae have.

474
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:41,480
Speaker 8: A Sue story, But I have a supper supers, super

475
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,919
Speaker 8: grandson who wants those tickets? Super?

476
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:55,640
Speaker 7: Okay, Denise, what you've done that I got?

477
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,040
Speaker 8: You're done?

478
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,960
Speaker 2: Double bust to Benson Boone the lives for the best

479
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960
Speaker 2: story and story regain.

480
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:06,160
Speaker 3: The topic is Sue Alyssa. Hi, guys, I was sued.

481
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,439
Speaker 5: I was sued. I was the plaintiff.

482
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,840
Speaker 1: Okay, and happens you're the one suing I believe.

483
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 5: Okay, no, so that I was the defendant, then.

484
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:18,479
Speaker 3: Let's have a bit of reggae. Let's have a bit

485
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,400
Speaker 3: of reggae. We'll come back alsa. That shut.

486
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,120
Speaker 8: Love.

487
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 1: I love that Alyssa went for the legal term. You

488
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 1: were trying to show off, Alyssa and you got showed up.

489
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 3: I love that.

490
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 1: Well, I'm forgoing for it, but you're the defendant here.

491
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:34,760
Speaker 1: What happened?

492
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was actually on Judge Judy.

493
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 3: Oh wow, the story got better. Okay, well, what.

494
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 7: Were you in for?

495
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 5: So this was back when I was living in California.

496
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,880
Speaker 5: We had a big party at our house and there

497
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 5: was a fire that happened, and my roommate tried to

498
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 5: blame the hookah. So I feel like the reggae music

499
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 5: is perfect.

500
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 1: Tried to blame the what sorry, the hookah, the.

501
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:58,439
Speaker 5: Hook the shesha pipe.

502
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 6: She thought, really, really, QUI M six to twelve.

503
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 1: It was the hookah, the hookar.

504
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,639
Speaker 2: Everything with the term we use these days is a

505
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 2: sex worker, Elyssa.

506
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 1: But thank you oaking hookah.

507
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 2: Jesus, Let's go to Gaylor in the place a lot it.

508
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

509
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,160
Speaker 3: I was like, it's a strange Californian accent.

510
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,440
Speaker 6: I don't know.

511
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,199
Speaker 3: We just called them hooker.

512
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, that's right, it makes sense. Let's go

513
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 7: to Galen. Caitlyn, you've got a story.

514
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 1: The theme is Sue, but you can stretch it.

515
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, so nice and short and sweet. My brother's dog

516
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 5: ate a whole ton of sewerage, so we call us

517
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 5: Sue man.

518
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 3: I don't mind it.

519
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 2: Caitlyn, nice and easy, Sue riche very good, good work

520
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 2: there with the Sue.

521
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 1: Pu did you say a ton?

522
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 2: She said a whole head. Ah ton, metric ton, thousand killers.

523
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 1: That's why I'm shook.

524
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 3: She didn't say a ton, No, she just said a

525
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 3: whole lot. Okay, she said a ton of.

526
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh, but she was mean and just like when people

527
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 1: say it didn't literally mean.

528
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 2: It's a quantity, you know when people say heats off.

529
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you got. I'm a literal literal reggae.

530
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 3: All right.

531
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 2: That could be a solution though, anyway, So telling your

532
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 2: story On thirty one and six five over Reggae Music,

533
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: the topic is Sue Today double.

534
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 3: Past to Benson Boo.

535
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 2: The AO lives for the best story Tomorrow night at

536
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: six o'clock and we finally have a sue who's actually

537
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 2: called the show a sue.

538
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 9: Hi, how you going very well? I've got a little

539
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 9: I don't have a story, but i do love suit.

540
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 9: I'm addicted to short sleep or one tom set, so

541
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 9: whenever I've got a hangover, I'm feeling sick, so down

542
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 9: the Chinese shot to sleep.

543
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 1: So you're a sue that like?

544
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 7: So, I mean you've done the douvil it stinks of Maywell, Well,

545
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 7: come on, she's a sue.

546
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: She's done it twice.

547
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely not soue can not call up and just get

548
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 2: herself double buster Benson Burn for giving a warm time

549
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 2: hungover soup.

550
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 3: I reckon, I reckon. We've got to go to a

551
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 3: LISTA for the hooker.

552
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 6: Surely she's not.

553
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: Judge Judy, I'll give you an hooker set apartment on fire.

554
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: Unlessa finish it. Did it work? Did you? Did you

555
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 1: have to pay some cash when you were sued for

556
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,679
Speaker 1: your activity with the hooker?

557
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 5: Judge Judy did call me annoying, and she also called

558
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 5: me a functional illiterate.

559
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 2: But so I won, Yeah, and you've also won a

560
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: double passing And see benson Burn at the Aos tomorrow night.

561
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 3: Alessa amazing.

562
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, No worries it all mate, How bloody good

563
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 2: is that we've all learned something here today and some

564
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 2: amazing gigs down at the AI as well. Give me

565
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 2: the chance to Austrain Open finals and AO live tickets

566
00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 2: to Austrain Open. HiT's different, Willain Wody, please order out

567
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: for Chris. Watch yourself, mate, We're coming for you.

568
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: Bizarre. I told you some men want to watch the

569
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 3: world burn.

570
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 2: And he just heard a great man tell a great

571
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: story about hanging out with Tom Hanks the cricket and

572
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 2: he goes, you know what, I can't have that guy

573
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: and he's Billy team.

574
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you've been involved with this, by

575
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 3: the way, and he will be. You will be investigated

576
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 3: jorly investigator away. Then oh, there's a couple of question

577
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 3: marks there.

578
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 2: Why would a random guy just call up and random

579
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: my story take a big ship on my story? No need,

580
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 2: no need there apart from you and you hate me

581
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 2: hanging out with these a greatest Now to keep things

582
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: moving on here because I've confirmed Hanks TI give me,

583
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: give me the tick, give me the tick a cricket

584
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 2: boxing day, Thanks for done. I was also hanging out

585
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: in Sri Lannka. Yes, over the break, this one bit brokeue.

586
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: But I was hanging out with a guy from London

587
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 2: who was in my hostel. Yes, I start hostels, still young,

588
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 2: in the dorm, still got a baby.

589
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: Did you go on? Was it a Kenticky tour? Now

590
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: he went on, It wasn't a Kentucky.

591
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 3: It wasn't a Kenticky.

592
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: Did you go to nightclubs while you were in Lanka?

593
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 9: Did? I?

594
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: Actually, brilliant?

595
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 7: Actually did you go over there with one of those

596
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 7: backpacking bags as well?

597
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,919
Speaker 1: Is that you are kidding?

598
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 6: Mate?

599
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: You're thirty six?

600
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 3: Crap shocked by how old I was.

601
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: A lot of the time we'd all go around age

602
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 2: and I realized that on the first night.

603
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 3: I was like, choose everyone. He is like twenty three.

604
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 3: I was thirty five and.

605
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 1: Your fle head.

606
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyway, I make good friends with this guy

607
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 2: from London.

608
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, great, he's nine lovely gap years out of school.

609
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: A gap year. You get him some advice. Let me

610
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: tell you a thing about what I was. I was school.

611
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean So.

612
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 2: We go to this and then we go to this

613
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 2: skate park slash bar, Oh god, what is right? Slash

614
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 2: bar yeah, really Actually that it was a defunct hotel

615
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 2: and they emptied out the pool to make a skate ring.

616
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, very cool. And then everyone just stands around.

617
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 2: It's a nightclub. And also you can drop in on

618
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 2: the ball whenever you want to. That's the right terminology.

619
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 9: Drop.

620
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 2: I think you just drop in. I don't know if

621
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 2: you're dropping on the ball. Dropping it on the bill

622
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: sounds like something else. Did you reverse kanka?

623
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 3: What's that?

624
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: Did you drop?

625
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 3: No?

626
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 2: Of course not, but jeez. I took the talk having

627
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 2: played cap on skates cheers and I'm talking to this

628
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 2: guy from London absolutely globes and I turned it.

629
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 3: Actually he turned to me and again.

630
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 2: I've got a video of this and in it to

631
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 2: kb our Digital Bridus will touch base on this tomorrow.

632
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 3: But he turned to me and he goes, buddy, el mate,

633
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 3: is that David.

634
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: Gettar Big David. Now David gets in his forties.

635
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: I know he's definitely too old to be at a

636
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: skate park, slam bar place. This is a cool place,

637
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, mate, Just trust me, trust me.

638
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: I know cool. You don't that's fair? Actual, Now I'm

639
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: at it. I'm at a bar. I watched David get

640
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: to drop in on the ball.

641
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: You think you skateboard? So David get it? Honest, what

642
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: was he wearing?

643
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 3: Single it?

644
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: Yes, that is.

645
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 3: Shorts, skate shoes drops in on the ball.

646
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: David Gettar.

647
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: We watched him for a bit with his other London guy.

648
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: Turns to me he was with a personal videographer. Oh

649
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: that's interesting, right, So I don't just make these claims, mate,

650
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 2: there's evidence here.

651
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 3: There's evidence here.

652
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

653
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

654
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: How familiar are you with David Getton? Is it just

655
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 2: another Obviously we both googled him on the spot. Yeah,

656
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 2: classic had confirmation that it looks a lot like David

657
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 2: Ghettar right now.

658
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: Now, look, this video is online. Did you approach David?

659
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: No? God, but I wouldn't have approach Hanks. See this,

660
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 2: you'd panic in these situations. When I see these A graders,

661
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: I give them their space. I let them enjoy what

662
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 2: they're doing. If Getta wants to go and drop in

663
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 2: on a ball on a Sunday at a nightclub slash

664
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 2: skate park, I'm going to do that. Take him and

665
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: no one else was annoying him either, So just yeah, cool,

666
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 2: You're not a cool chat or a cool hang me

667
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 3: As you've just don here