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Speaker 1: Help the Woman Woody podcast that bite sized.

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Speaker 2: We've got our very God Martha, Martha califtatas in the studio.

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Speaker 3: It's a problem too big or too small. If you're

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Speaker 3: having an issue, you know who to call. It's Woman Woodies,

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Speaker 3: Very God Martha.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that'll never get old.

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Speaker 4: You've had a booby tape injury though, Martha? Are you okay?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, Like I'll live to tell.

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Speaker 3: My skin off. It's so bad.

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Speaker 4: So all women listening right now would know what booby

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Speaker 4: tape is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's not no, because let's not say booby tape,

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Speaker 1: because booby tape is.

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Speaker 3: An actual brand.

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Speaker 1: But this is a boob tape, just a tape that

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Speaker 1: tapes your boobs.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why are you taping your boobs? So

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Speaker 2: I am the only one who's.

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Speaker 1: Out of them in position because like you know, like

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Speaker 1: I'm double deep bust that can just kind of go everywhere.

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Speaker 1: So you just kind of keep them neatly in place

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Speaker 1: with some tape if you're wearing something that you know

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Speaker 1: they can kind of spill out of. Sure, I was

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Speaker 1: wearing some tape yesterday and I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: It's not one that I've ever used before. It was

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Speaker 1: just like a random one and it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: ripped all my skin.

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Speaker 3: Offh do you think?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Do you know how hard do you tape your.

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Speaker 1: Well about how hard you take? Can you tell men

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Speaker 1: are behind this product? Men would own this brand?

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Speaker 3: No shade, it's in lieu of a bra, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, we're talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: When you don't wear.

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Speaker 1: Right to.

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Speaker 4: Replaces it.

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Speaker 1: Going to move.

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Speaker 2: It's on because I'm uncomfortable. Now, let's talk a little

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Speaker 2: about one of your favorite topics. I don't you want

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Speaker 2: to talk about this today? And I think the world's

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Speaker 2: talking about this, and to be frank, I don't know

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Speaker 2: enough about it. It doesn't interest me enough, but I know

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Speaker 2: it is a big deal. The Kanye Kim situation.

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Speaker 3: Well, what just happened? Did I trigger that?

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Speaker 2: I think you trigger that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, sorry, my phone was non silent. Doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a phone on silent anymore.

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Speaker 2: It's with your taped tis.

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Good professional?

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Speaker 1: Come on, just get him.

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Speaker 3: This is like your fifth appearance on the show. Come on,

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Speaker 3: get together one day or maybe never.

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Speaker 4: Let's be hones, but let's do Kanye and Kim what's

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Speaker 4: the story so Kanye has sent is it? Was it

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Speaker 4: a truckload of roses to Kim on Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did see something. He sent her a whole

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Speaker 1: van and there were all roses on it. But that's

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Speaker 1: nothing for him, right, Okay, that is actually nothing compared

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Speaker 1: to what he usually does.

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Speaker 2: At what point does he tip into a crazy X?

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Speaker 2: Like at what point are we looking at Kannya going

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Speaker 1: It was the very first Instagram post ever? Really yeah,

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Speaker 1: and like sharing the text messages?

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Speaker 3: You know what it was? For me?

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Speaker 1: It was Kim's the three question marks, Like I know

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Speaker 1: what that three question marks is, Like, you are ballistic

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Speaker 1: when you're doing that many questions.

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Speaker 3: Marks at the end of the message.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can tell like she's trying to be

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Speaker 1: like no, no, no, I like study the law now.

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Speaker 3: And then it was like the three question marks, like, yes, what's.

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Speaker 4: The craziest thing he's done?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 4: So we've got the van of roses?

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Speaker 3: What's the what he's doing right now?

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Speaker 4: So it's all the social media stuff, yeah, like putting.

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Speaker 1: Up photos of the guy she's dating, Like come on,

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Speaker 1: you would never.

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Speaker 2: I think as soon as you're publicly posting about your

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Speaker 2: breakup or posting anything publicly about your past relationship. That

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Speaker 2: for me is nuts. Let alone at the moment where

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Speaker 2: you go, I've dodged a bullet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so glad amount of that.

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Speaker 5: And he didn't.

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Speaker 4: He also put a lyric in a song saying I'm

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Speaker 4: going to beat yeah Davidson's.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he said I'm going to beat Davidson's Yeah something

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I think we should take some funds on

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Speaker 2: this because I think it'd be interesting to know.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited I can. I love this stuff. I

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Speaker 3: live for it.

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Speaker 1: Tell me everything about your crazy ex boyfriend stories. Please,

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Speaker 1: if you're out there and listening, I mean, they probably

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Speaker 1: will never top mind, but you can try.

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Speaker 2: You got some really Hold it for me, Hold it

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Speaker 2: for me thirty one, I six ' five, Please join us.

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Speaker 2: Got our fairy god Martha Martha Califitts in the studio.

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Speaker 2: We're talking crazy x'es. So we're talking crazy x'es. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Kanye and Kim. Obviously at the moment you said, you

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Speaker 2: said you have like an unrivaled crazy X story.

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Speaker 3: How much time do we have?

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Speaker 1: Give me? Give me your best Okay, the best one

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Speaker 1: I think was Okay. So I had moved in with

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Speaker 1: the guy who I was living with my ex now,

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Speaker 1: and I remember I'd come on from work one day

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Speaker 1: ready to just chill on the couch. Anyways, Like you know,

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Speaker 1: sometimes when girls take showers, we take long because like

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Speaker 1: you're shaving your whole legs, like you're putting you in

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Speaker 1: your hair. There's things that we do in the Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: thank you. But anyways, I was taking a really long

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Speaker 1: shower anyways, and said X comes and knocks on the

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Speaker 3: I'm like I'm doing things.

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Speaker 1: Like He's like, can you open the door? I'm like no,

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Speaker 1: Like what are you doing in there that you can't

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Speaker 3: I'm like what if?

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Speaker 1: I like, I'm just in here, but like what if

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Speaker 1: I'm doing something? Like god knows, what could you be

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Speaker 1: doing that You're not going to show your partner because

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Speaker 1: I show my partners everything, like I don't care, but

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Speaker 1: I'm showering.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to wet the bathroom floor and open

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Speaker 4: Do you put with the door open?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, just don't okay, rule?

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Speaker 1: But yes, no, not that anyway, And I don't know

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what he thought I was doing.

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Speaker 4: So he was angry.

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Speaker 3: He was angry.

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Speaker 1: Yet anyways, wait, this is nothing, nothing. He was so

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Speaker 1: upset he made the biggest scene. And then the next

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Speaker 1: day it was a Thursday, and he had his day

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Speaker 1: and swapped it with the hallway door, so it no

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Speaker 3: In the market. Genuinely terrifying. That was, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: So so how how long after that did you end things.

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Speaker 1: Oh, don't ask Jesus, maybe like maybe like two years yeah,

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Speaker 1: continuing to yeah yeah, continued.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Well you guys have both got a couple of

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Speaker 2: door lock stories, which is, uh, we are talking crazy

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Speaker 2: xs though, stop bringing.

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Speaker 3: Up starting to sclam, don't get on, we're to go there.

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Speaker 1: We're not let to go there.

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Speaker 2: Kelsey is called on th six f kels Hi, Hey going,

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Speaker 2: We've got our fairy god Martha in here.

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Speaker 5: Talk to us.

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Speaker 2: What's your crazy XT story?

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Speaker 5: Well, frsfully Martha, that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: It is, thanks tell me about it.

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Speaker 5: So I had an ex boyfriend and we split up

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Speaker 5: and weren't living together anymore. And I came home from

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, what the hell are you doing in here?

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Speaker 5: How did you get in? You need to leave, like

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Speaker 5: this is crazy. Anyway, he leaves, and the next day

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Speaker 5: and I'm going to get a restraining order on you.

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Speaker 5: And he ended up saying that he was climbing through

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Speaker 5: my roof. So he put the tiles off, ripped the

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Speaker 5: plastic that's like under the tiles and like what they

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Speaker 5: put in new houses these days, and he was climbing

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Speaker 1: The Oh my god, I was just about to say,

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Speaker 1: she's not going to say he came down through the

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Speaker 1: manhole like that is like, no, you win when honestly, Claus,

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Speaker 1: obviously I don't know why are you guys laughing.

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Speaker 4: But you know what's scary about that? He could have

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Speaker 4: been sitting in the roof when she was hot for

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Speaker 4: like a month.

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Speaker 1: I watched way too many scary, scary movies. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, no, he could.

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Speaker 3: Have been up there.

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Speaker 1: He could have had like a little like a little

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Speaker 1: bunts and burner been making eggs up there just pop

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Speaker 1: down whenever he one had been watching her in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: shaving her legs.

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Speaker 2: It really does, It really does bring a whole new

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Speaker 2: man into the musical Fiddler on the Roof.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, Martha is going to get out of.

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Speaker 1: Always.

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Speaker 3: Good to see you, Pleasure guys next. Thank you mate.

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Speaker 1: You're more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to