Speaker 1: You gotta be careful this table.
Speaker 2: It is a wobbly table, one of the wobbliest. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to say anything, but the conditions we're recording
Speaker 2: in right now are less than ideal. Also because someone
Speaker 2: has got their grumby pants on.
Speaker 1: Today, I've got very good reasons for that.
Speaker 2: Just give me a giggle. Welcome back to two doting dads.
Speaker 1: I'm Maddie Jay and and this.
Speaker 2: Is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
Speaker 2: it is the bad and the relatable. And if you've
Speaker 2: come wanting any advice, stop right now, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I need some given that table and ranch there? Mate?
Speaker 2: Am I sorry?
Speaker 1: Hands off? You're a right stood. Let's just sit here.
Speaker 2: Should we start again?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Should we start again? Should we clean the slate? No,
Speaker 2: because right now the slate is messy. I like it's sticky.
Speaker 1: It's sticky. I am grumpy. Yes, let's just address the
Speaker 1: elephant then we can move forward. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Do you like that?
Speaker 2: Are you grumpy? Because I made you make me two
Speaker 2: pieces of toast?
Speaker 1: That's my biggest grass.
Speaker 2: I started eating into your nutlegs.
Speaker 1: The hospitality sized nutlegs.
Speaker 2: Is that it is that what you're not about no.
Speaker 1: No, no, As you know, I've been moving and before.
Speaker 2: Sorry I didn't I didn't know if you're completely different.
Speaker 1: Wait what we've moved? Before I get into why I'm cranky.
Speaker 1: The only thing that went my way yesterday was a
Speaker 1: four pack of Stonewood pacific Ale. After a full day
Speaker 1: of moving seven o'clock, I think we kicked off, finished
Speaker 1: off at four o'clock, put the foot on it and
Speaker 1: I was like, we had to open the fridge and
Speaker 1: it was beaming back at me. There was sunshine.
Speaker 2: Did you know what was er? Or was it a
Speaker 2: surprise four pack in the new house? Was Frank you
Speaker 2: new landlord? Like where the fuck is my stone? Would gone?
Speaker 1: And You're like, shut Frank doesn't drink perfect? But no
Speaker 1: it was. I think it was just in with all
Speaker 1: the food that came over. It's been placed in the
Speaker 1: fridge accidentally cooled down and there it is the pacific Ale.
Speaker 2: One of the bands. We had a few on the
Speaker 2: weekend as well.
Speaker 1: We did right to that. That's the first sit down
Speaker 1: lunch at April and I have ever been to.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, remember I said to you.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do we what do you do there?
Speaker 1: I've never eaten sitting down before, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like a you know, a nice table. The
Speaker 1: chef it was beautiful. Food was top shelf.
Speaker 2: Very good and made even better accompanied by a delicious
Speaker 2: drop of Stone and Wood Pacific. Well, yes, cheers, my guy.
Speaker 2: I'll cheer you up once again.
Speaker 1: Hopefully, and thank you to Stone and Wood for making
Speaker 1: these episodes possible.
Speaker 2: The only way is up from here, only winds and upwards.
Speaker 1: But yes, a little bit cranky. I'm just cranky because
Speaker 1: I've just had enough of it. I've just had enough
Speaker 1: of this landlord. Instead of going through the usual channels,
Speaker 1: what you would do is where you've got you just
Speaker 1: deal with the real estate agent. And you know they
Speaker 1: do it all the time. He's seeing the move through
Speaker 1: his eyes as the owner, so he would go through
Speaker 1: and be like, well, these guys have to clean the place.
Speaker 1: That's fine, I have no dramas with that. I've got
Speaker 1: a cleaner in there now. But he's going through and going.
Speaker 2: What is your can? I ask the cleaner because for
Speaker 2: those of you who are unaware, we are recording in
Speaker 2: Frank's house today, popularly April's beloved dad, and your cleaners
Speaker 2: are in there at the moment. They're in there right now,
Speaker 2: right now. And so what he's because he before we
Speaker 2: started recording your phone was like ding ding ding dinging.
Speaker 2: So he's in there with the cleaner.
Speaker 1: He's gone in to interrogate the cleaner on what they're doing.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 2: Let the cleaners what I'm.
Speaker 1: Working with, right But he's also going through and seeing
Speaker 1: things through his eyes as the owner and not the
Speaker 1: third party, which should be the estate agent, and go
Speaker 1: through and tick off what's been clean whatsoever. So he's
Speaker 1: trying to get us too clean as much as possible
Speaker 1: for him so he can put it on the market
Speaker 1: spick and span. You don't even though when I moved
Speaker 1: in there it was subpar, but we didn't complain.
Speaker 2: That's and that's the worst part. Whenever you move into
Speaker 2: somewhere new, you never like you're just in the rush
Speaker 2: of like you know, getting boxes in there and you're unpacking.
Speaker 2: You just want to get it set up. You never
Speaker 2: actually go through, like start to finish and take notable
Speaker 2: the things that are already broken. So right now, like
Speaker 2: stains that you're like, well that was there when we
Speaker 2: moved in it's like, we'll prove it we're fucking dying
Speaker 2: because we have a photo.
Speaker 1: Through the condition report. But the thing is he had
Speaker 1: three real estate agents over two years looking after the place,
Speaker 1: so he kept changing because they're probably sick of dealing
Speaker 1: with it through the agent, because he's why they have
Speaker 1: the audacity to ring us up and go, hey, do
Speaker 1: you guys have a condition report because we don't have one.
Speaker 1: Come on, get fucked. Also, he's got the shits because
Speaker 1: we vacated today and before he could get a chance
Speaker 1: to do any bond claims, we asked for the bond
Speaker 1: claim back through the agency so that he has to
Speaker 1: chase us for anything. Because it was kind of like
Speaker 1: you know what, bro he was always going to be
Speaker 1: nitpicky at everything, Like he's like, you got to clean
Speaker 1: the debris from the back courtyard, brovious, Now wind it
Speaker 1: is outside and the debris is what leaves. Are you stupid?
Speaker 2: It's a hurricane right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like you need to come and clean
Speaker 1: the debris. Get fucked over it. Anyway. I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about this whole I'm.
Speaker 2: No therapist, but it sounds like you're annoyed.
Speaker 1: I am annoyed. Also, what he's paying for is just
Speaker 1: moving in general. Let's put him aside. Let's not make
Speaker 1: this episode about him.
Speaker 2: I told you, bro, you should have got removalists. No, no,
Speaker 2: you should have hide the help it was.
Speaker 1: I had a mate help me esday. We had a truck.
Speaker 1: It was pretty easy because it all went into story.
Speaker 2: I'm annoyed you did nasty by the way.
Speaker 1: I needed someone stronger. Ah, fuck you do you have
Speaker 1: a truck?
Speaker 2: I can get one. How meigs?
Speaker 1: You want the biggest truck?
Speaker 2: I look at I've got Look at those callouses. That's
Speaker 2: from jerking off ed. I can lift tables.
Speaker 1: Nice, you've been working out with those hands I have.
Speaker 2: I knew this was coming, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to get myself like removalless fit for the occasion.
Speaker 2: And then I was waiting for the phone call. I
Speaker 2: was sitting there next to my mobile phone. Anything any
Speaker 2: second now, the bone will go off and it'll be
Speaker 2: as asking for help. And it never came.
Speaker 1: The good thing is we were moving into somewhere else
Speaker 1: at the end of next month, so it can help me.
Speaker 1: Then got another month of training.
Speaker 2: Very busy, very busy. I feel like it's an elite
Speaker 2: level of friendship. Once you're being asked to move house.
Speaker 1: I don't like to ask because then they I have
Speaker 1: to help them when they need to be I was like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck.
Speaker 2: That's when you cut them off just we're moving house.
Speaker 1: Also have to deleted his number well.
Speaker 2: Because the house you saw, because everyone must be waiting
Speaker 2: with baited breath, real worried. Ash. I've had many people
Speaker 2: message me saying is Ash, okay, will the family be homeless?
Speaker 2: And I'm happy to say no, the house that you
Speaker 2: saw last week.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we have decided to move into that house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is a friend about So shout out to Jim
Speaker 1: and Amy. They're probably not listening, but shout out to
Speaker 1: you guys coming in at the last moment rescuing the Wixes.
Speaker 2: It always works out, it does to good people. That's true,
Speaker 2: to good people, true.
Speaker 1: But I just want this, honestly, I just want this
Speaker 1: landlord to get off my back, just go away. I
Speaker 1: even said on the last message, can you please communicate
Speaker 1: through the real estate agent moving forward because I'm done
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: And he was like, okay, and you stop messaging A
Speaker 2: I stop messaging you said bye.
Speaker 1: So this is it.
Speaker 2: Okay, see you later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I spent the whole day. Yes, are they moving?
Speaker 1: And you just you accumulate so much shit with kids.
Speaker 2: I'm not a holder. Far from it. Although even old clothes,
Speaker 2: clothes from when the kids are one and two, obviously
Speaker 2: they're three and five now, I've been told and I
Speaker 2: don't want to throw I don't want to throw it out.
Speaker 2: I want to throw away the memories. And I find
Speaker 2: that hard. Maybe it's just me.
Speaker 1: In some instances you're like yeah, but then like you've
Speaker 1: got to just be ruthless, and.
Speaker 2: You threw away Macy, she's moved out.
Speaker 1: People coming like, oh, moving is a night man, they've
Speaker 1: got no kids. I'm like, don't you fucking dare talk
Speaker 1: to me about how it's a nightmare for you have
Speaker 1: a couple of kids, and then move a house because
Speaker 1: you're like, I filled up a whole storage which can
Speaker 1: fit a whole car and more. And then higher up
Speaker 1: apparent allegedly.
Speaker 2: So what's clogging up your storage?
Speaker 1: First of all the main pieces of furniture that we
Speaker 1: need for the new place that we can't store here,
Speaker 1: that's hot, and then like that's got one side, it's
Speaker 1: boxes and box.
Speaker 2: A lot of toy throw them out.
Speaker 1: April threw so much stuff out.
Speaker 2: Burn them because the best thing is, my friend, kids
Speaker 2: are very dumb. They forget.
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to challenge you on this because you're
Speaker 1: coming across stuff right, and you've got no emotional attachment
Speaker 1: to it, and you don't know that your kid has
Speaker 1: an emotional attachment to it. But then you're like throw
Speaker 1: it out like yesterday, I don't know if you remember
Speaker 1: the remote control skateboard Ninja turtle. How can I forget
Speaker 1: that's in storage right? Which I don't think he's just
Speaker 1: that attached to it. And then yes, he's got plenty
Speaker 1: of toys to get and then essay, out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: he's pulled the actual remote control bit out and goes
Speaker 1: where is it? Oh my god, it's in storage. I
Speaker 1: don't want it to be in storage, like he thinks
Speaker 1: it's gone forever. So then you got to go try
Speaker 1: and explain to hus like, look, in a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: we can move.
Speaker 2: To get out from storage.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, not opening that can of worms.
Speaker 1: As soon as you open that can of worm, so
Speaker 1: it'll be like just go and get it. Yeah, okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: so you've got to be firm. You gotta be firm.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yesterday was like, there's still so much in
Speaker 1: the house to get out anyway. So then that pile
Speaker 1: of the landlord makes Ash cranky.
Speaker 2: I feel like the first ten percent of like packing
Speaker 2: up is good.
Speaker 1: You're like, this is great in progress, good.
Speaker 2: Progress, good headway. I'll be done in a day or two.
Speaker 2: Fuck it just it gets slower and slower and it's
Speaker 2: never ending. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I spoke to you, excuse me, oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: But when I spoke to you yes afternoon, I was
Speaker 1: a defeated man. I was like, I'm defeated today you are.
Speaker 1: I am absolutely defeated. So let's talk about other things.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll talk about a story that I want to
Speaker 2: tell you about.
Speaker 1: Please distrack me with something good. It's better be good. Look,
Speaker 1: no pressure.
Speaker 2: This is a story that is going to sound almost arrogant.
Speaker 2: This is very much a story which is tuning my
Speaker 2: own horn. And Ash you know me very well. I
Speaker 2: don't like to toot my own horn too much.
Speaker 1: I'm setting this up.
Speaker 2: I want other people toot my horn. I want to
Speaker 2: be laying there as my horn is being tutored if
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying away, let me edge you. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I went down to the local cafe with Buster
Speaker 2: the three legged dogs, who I have to say is
Speaker 2: an absolute local favorite people.
Speaker 1: He's a bondik.
Speaker 2: They love them, they love them. It's always awkward as
Speaker 2: well when someone is patting your dog, having a moment
Speaker 2: with your dog, and you just got to stand there.
Speaker 1: And they give you not and you gives a good boy.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm a good.
Speaker 2: Boy, and so you know, in that moment, I find it.
Speaker 2: It's easy. It's less awkward if you make a bit
Speaker 2: of conversation. So a few times to a few different people,
Speaker 2: you know, I've gotten to know them, okay, because of
Speaker 2: the dog. Because of the dog.
Speaker 1: They really they're your dog's friends and you're like friend
Speaker 1: by association.
Speaker 2: As I was waiting for my coffee the other day, Sue,
Speaker 2: lovely suit. Sue happens to be about eighty. She's come
Speaker 2: up to me and eight year old eighty year olds
Speaker 2: who was lovely.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a really nice she's the nice.
Speaker 2: Type of old. She hasn't gotten Yeah, she hasn't gotten ashold.
Speaker 2: She doesn't dementia, hasn't taken the joy out of her
Speaker 2: yet yet great And so she's having a nice moment
Speaker 2: with Buster. And I did remember, Sue, and I said,
Speaker 2: where's your dog suit? Okay, okay, I shouldn't have asked
Speaker 2: that question.
Speaker 1: Oh she's gone.
Speaker 2: She was padding Buster and she was mid pat and
Speaker 2: she stopped. She froze, and I thought, oh god, I've
Speaker 2: hit a nerve here. She took a big breath and
Speaker 2: she said, my dog is no longer with us.
Speaker 1: Oh dramatic.
Speaker 2: And I said, what happens, Sue? Unfortunately her dog can't
Speaker 2: remember the name Jack Russell.
Speaker 1: Though, really good friends you are, Jack Russell.
Speaker 2: He was fifteen he passed away.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's a good innings.
Speaker 2: And Sue said that she.
Speaker 1: Was distraught fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Lis by herself her son's move away. Son is living
Speaker 2: in Coffs Harbor. I can't remember his name. But if
Speaker 2: you're around, call your mom. Give her some help. She's
Speaker 2: struggling right now. And I said, sir, will you get
Speaker 2: another dog? And she said, I plan on getting another dog.
Speaker 2: I want to get a rescue dog. There's four dogs
Speaker 2: that I'm looking at right now, Greyhounds Ash Rescue Greyhounds
Speaker 2: that She's trying to decide between get.
Speaker 1: Off four stopping to puss get all.
Speaker 2: Four start racing him, and I was like, what's the
Speaker 2: hold up? When are you going to pick them? And
Speaker 2: she said, I need to go out to the rescue shelter.
Speaker 2: It's out in Penrith, past Penrith, so from Bondye it's
Speaker 2: over an hour away.
Speaker 1: Have you committed to take you, Sue out there?
Speaker 2: Look in the moment, in the moment, it's like just
Speaker 2: before when I offered to help you move I don't
Speaker 2: actually want to help you move house. I'm just being.
Speaker 1: Polite, and I appreciate I got caught.
Speaker 2: Up in the moment. She goes, I can't drive, so
Speaker 2: I can't get out there. But you're out Hello.
Speaker 1: You there.
Speaker 2: She's trying his best not to what eyes just fucking
Speaker 2: popping out of its socket. So she said maybe it'll
Speaker 2: be a week, two weeks. I'm trying to get someone
Speaker 2: to drive me out there. And I said, Sue, look,
Speaker 2: I said take my number, and I said, if you
Speaker 2: need someone to drive you out there, I would love
Speaker 2: to help out.
Speaker 1: You are a great guy. And I was gonna say
Speaker 1: this Sue to.
Speaker 2: Yawn, So she hasn't messaged me. I said, I'll be
Speaker 2: annoyed if you don't message me.
Speaker 1: Sick and just I'm just a good guy.
Speaker 2: He gave it the wrong number, she did. You know
Speaker 2: she's been old, hard of hearing. I did say it's
Speaker 2: a tricky because there's a two three two three, the
Speaker 2: double two three, and it does stun people. She did
Speaker 2: seem a bit confused on the double two three. I
Speaker 2: don't know if she's taking it down correctly, but I've
Speaker 2: not seen her since. She hasn't messaged, but I'm like, again,
Speaker 2: follow through. I would, Can I come? I would if
Speaker 2: you want to. Yeah, I mean, I mean film. We
Speaker 2: could film it. So he's like, why are you filming me?
Speaker 1: Shush suit shoo shoe, Sue, that's lovely, thank you, and
Speaker 1: an osker, I know it was just you were just
Speaker 1: being polite and you will never let her should be disappointed.
Speaker 2: She called me an angel, which you do these things ash,
Speaker 2: not for the reward.
Speaker 1: You're probably skipping back up the street going I am
Speaker 1: an angel. I am an angel. You dog did a
Speaker 1: ship and he didn't pick it up.
Speaker 2: We just we just watched a movie called One Time.
Speaker 2: I think it's a story about this guy who saves
Speaker 2: like six hundred Jewish children of World War two?
Speaker 1: Right, And it sounds like too much of an effort,
Speaker 1: And it.
Speaker 2: Was an amazing story. So I've just watched that the
Speaker 2: night before and so that's still running through my brain.
Speaker 1: What you did is the equivalent, that's the modern day equivalent.
Speaker 2: Literally, I was like, I didn't I need to leave
Speaker 2: a legacy behind.
Speaker 1: I've committed to helping an eight year old lady go
Speaker 1: out to Penrith, but I haven't actually said organized a time.
Speaker 2: So when are you thinking next Thursday? Oh, I can't
Speaker 2: do Thursdays. Thursday's about Monday. I flat out on my
Speaker 2: day to.
Speaker 1: Wash my hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, that's my hair washing day.
Speaker 1: I can't go.
Speaker 2: We'll do it. So anyone out there, if you see
Speaker 2: someone elderly, talk to them, help them out.
Speaker 1: The gaslightinger a little bit bit, a little bit speaking
Speaker 1: of gaslighting. Oscar has learnt gaslight me and he's doing
Speaker 1: a very good job. So before we moved into this house,
Speaker 1: the other house was two stories. The bedroom was upstairs. Nice,
Speaker 1: you can talk you like a twelve story matter. One
Speaker 1: of the villas, one of the villains we have, there's
Speaker 1: just two stories floor the fourth floor is the fourth floor,
Speaker 1: so I just take the lift, the glass lift. Glass
Speaker 1: bottom lies. So Oscar has learned to gas like me,
Speaker 1: very subtly, but he thinks it's obviously genius. So what
Speaker 1: he's done is I always would say to get dressed, buddy.
Speaker 1: You know what it's like every morning, especially the kid
Speaker 1: like Marley can get a self dressed.
Speaker 2: What kind of Yeah, let's not go into it.
Speaker 1: Oscar, he's been able to dress himself for a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's shown up, but it would take forever for me
Speaker 1: to get him to do it. You know, get dressed,
Speaker 1: Come on, get dressed. It's always a nightmare. First thing
Speaker 1: in the morning. He's rolling around and comfy pajamas, eating
Speaker 1: a fucking slice of toe yeah, with a finger in
Speaker 1: his nose. And you're like, mate, that's good, get dressed.
Speaker 2: Don't disrupt this.
Speaker 1: But how I figured out that it's too good to
Speaker 1: be true is instead of just being like, yeah, i'll
Speaker 1: do it, just saying yeah, he said to me very politely, yes, daddy,
Speaker 1: I will get dressed for you. Now. First of all,
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, that's lovely, great, and I thought, can't
Speaker 1: bullshit a bullshit it? Bro, can't do it.
Speaker 2: Well, what happened?
Speaker 1: So I left it. He's upstairs, he quiet, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: he's getting dressed. Well, he thinks that I think that
Speaker 1: he's getting dressed. And I was like, I'll leave it,
Speaker 1: just give him ample time to actually follow through, follow through.
Speaker 1: And I got distracted as well, and it'd been like
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five minutes, and I thought, I'll go and
Speaker 1: check where he's at. Hasn't moved a fucking muscle, a
Speaker 1: little bustard, so he's gotten an extra twenty five minutes
Speaker 1: of playing with his toys before I've gone. And I
Speaker 1: snuck up on him too. I was like, you're going
Speaker 1: to learn today's son, and he was like, head into
Speaker 1: whatever he was doing. And I was like, what you do?
Speaker 1: Get dressed? I am, I am getting dressed. But he's
Speaker 1: he thought that he'd got away with it. So I'm
Speaker 1: monitoring the situation to see if he does it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Oscar does this. Marley's also turned
Speaker 2: in little bit of a gas lighter. I feel like
Speaker 2: it's the age gas lighting starts at five ish.
Speaker 3: It's a critical stage of the child's Literally, this is
Speaker 3: how weak her gas lighting is.
Speaker 1: So I'll say to Marley, just a bad gas lighting game,
Speaker 1: very bad.
Speaker 2: She needs to get better.
Speaker 1: It needs to up a games.
Speaker 2: Marley loves to be in control of the remote. She
Speaker 2: loves it. She loves to hold the remote anyway, saying,
Speaker 2: turn the TV off, ignores me, Turn the TV off,
Speaker 2: ignores me, turn the TV off. Got very angry and
Speaker 2: she goes, WHOA, Well, I thought you said keep the
Speaker 2: TV on. And I'm like what and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I thought you were saying. You said you
Speaker 2: want it off off, just got ask for it. Bro.
Speaker 1: It's like when you like accidentally say like a confusing
Speaker 1: sentence and someone pulls you up on it, where you're like, please,
Speaker 1: don't stop, Like don't stop, all right, all right, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Speaking of that age, both of our kids are getting
Speaker 1: to that age five, they're going to start to lose
Speaker 1: their baby teeth. With Oscar just going to the dentists
Speaker 1: and getting a metal tooth the dentists.
Speaker 2: Gas does he have a cap? Or is it?
Speaker 1: It's a crown? It's a Transformer crown. What do you
Speaker 1: mean by That's what he told him? It was because
Speaker 1: they're just which one is the mouth salesman it's like
Speaker 1: a molar or none of my like a gun like there,
Speaker 1: it looks pretty gangster, to be fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's till it falls out, So that too is
Speaker 1: going to fall out, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah you want to It does fall back to the dentist.
Speaker 1: Cashing it in, you know, it's like we collect scrap metals.
Speaker 1: I used to work with this guy and his kid
Speaker 1: lost her too, and apparently she was upset for days
Speaker 1: because she lost the two. Yeah, they just can't comprehend it.
Speaker 1: So there's all these different must.
Speaker 2: Be so strange.
Speaker 1: But also before teeth fall out, they get loose, right
Speaker 1: can you remember as a kid, like you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got to lose tooth for the first time, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden that comes out. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: either they come out that way or your parents in
Speaker 1: that generation would be like, let me tie this to
Speaker 1: a door handle and rip it out for you, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still like watch videos on social media with
Speaker 2: people tying tooth to a NERF gun bullet and then
Speaker 2: firing it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I found one that I want to show you.
Speaker 1: Oh yes that I thought you got. Maddie Jill love
Speaker 1: this because it might give us an idea. Just watch that.
Speaker 1: The gas.
Speaker 3: The mom's laughing, Oh my god, there screams of fear.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's child of yours.
Speaker 1: So what Matt's watching is a dad obviously, and the
Speaker 1: mum's filming. The mum's laugh is so funny, and the
Speaker 1: kid is screaming because his tooth is tied to a
Speaker 1: golf ball and dad's about to drive it into the bushes.
Speaker 1: When I saw that, I was shocked.
Speaker 2: But also that level of fear sounded very real. The
Speaker 2: moment the tooth was ripped out, he realized, he was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like the dad did a really really good
Speaker 1: job at diffusing the mood, so he was like hit
Speaker 1: the golf ball, looked at him and went great shot
Speaker 1: for the high five. And it also just sounds funny.
Speaker 2: There's a moment though, her dad looks at the kid
Speaker 2: and he's like shit, and he's like, hey, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: Here's a couple of kids at day Kho've lost teeth,
Speaker 2: all boys, And I'm like, oh wow, like Timmy's lost
Speaker 2: the tooth. They've all like running the walls and fallen
Speaker 2: off trees. Yeah, how old are they when they start
Speaker 2: grade one or two ranges?
Speaker 1: It varies. I had baby teeth for a long time,
Speaker 1: Like my dad was like, you like little piranha teeth
Speaker 1: for like, hang on for quite a while?
Speaker 2: Well, what's quite a while? Give me some time for.
Speaker 1: It into primary school like instantly?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like apparently, okay, not to up your story, but
Speaker 2: my little brother, Tommy, Tommy Tommy was only born with
Speaker 2: three adult teeth. So the adult teeth because they weren't there.
Speaker 2: You know, you're born with all your teeth in your jaw. Okay, again,
Speaker 2: let's just put it out there. And then this is
Speaker 2: not a scientific podcast, so anything that we say here
Speaker 2: is purely a joke and satire. Only explain that to me,
Speaker 2: you were born with your adult teeth already in your
Speaker 2: jaw underneath. Yeah, bro, wait what hang on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So if I X rayed the sign of Oscar's head,
Speaker 1: he would have two layers of teeth. That's some sort
Speaker 1: of freak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they shut up, they are there, no way, ye yep.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong to be asked, April, April come
Speaker 1: here please. I should have said that more lovingly. Can
Speaker 1: we have you on the mic just for one sec?
Speaker 1: We've got a question.
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask you a question and see if
Speaker 2: you know the answer. I'm may be wrong.
Speaker 1: Here because everyone that's listening. Yes, I guess I feel
Speaker 1: like this is something in April would know answer.
Speaker 2: Yes, April. Do you know that you were born with
Speaker 2: all your adult teeth already in your mouth? Yes? I did, definitely.
Speaker 2: And then like if you were X ray baby, you
Speaker 2: see the double wammy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious? That is an outstand Macy. Do
Speaker 1: you want to come and say something good night? No?
Speaker 2: No, Macy? Who's your best friend? Can I?
Speaker 1: MACI?
Speaker 2: I'll pretend to be Macy? Thank you, Jay, I love you.
Speaker 2: Oh Maze, that's so sweet of you.
Speaker 1: Yes, I handswer anyway, Sorry to completely hijack that I
Speaker 1: am blown away.
Speaker 2: So my brother was only born with three adult teeth,
Speaker 2: so the baby teeth never fell out because your adult
Speaker 2: teeth weren't coming through and pushing them out.
Speaker 1: They push him out.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dude, Yeah, my.
Speaker 1: Knowledge of anatomy is so hard. How did I impregnate
Speaker 1: someone like that's my belly button? Yeah, if you put enough,
Speaker 1: it'll get there, it'll say.
Speaker 2: So my brother has to get all implants.
Speaker 1: Still so yeah, so does he still have his baby teeth?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 1: Get him on the phone right now if you're like
Speaker 1: google Geger.
Speaker 2: That's very offensive.
Speaker 1: Shudder.
Speaker 2: So he actually he got accepted as a case study
Speaker 2: for the University of Queensland Dental School because it.
Speaker 1: Was such a rare case dental school.
Speaker 2: So they he's not real, bra it's like a circus
Speaker 2: and they all it's a bunch of freaks. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: drink and they're watching it.
Speaker 1: He got reaccepted back into daycare, so they.
Speaker 2: Offered to do part of his dentistry. But the issue
Speaker 2: was because he didn't have the adult teeth, his jaw
Speaker 2: didn't grow, so he had to have his jaw broken,
Speaker 2: and like, yeah, it's oh my god, it's a journey.
Speaker 1: To know what. There's some dentists behind that going, we've
Speaker 1: got one, We've got one. We're going to make an
Speaker 1: absolute motter out of this man, boy child, whatever you
Speaker 1: want to call him.
Speaker 2: He's going to tell We're just going to tell.
Speaker 1: Him that he's got baby teeth.
Speaker 2: He won't see the X rays, he won't know we're
Speaker 2: going to break his jaw. Shout out to Tom who
Speaker 2: was single.
Speaker 1: By the way, he sounds like a real cash.
Speaker 2: So on the weekend, Ash we were looking at a
Speaker 2: friend's property that's being renod So we said, how's it
Speaker 2: going with the renovations and they said, good, you know
Speaker 2: the place, it's like a strip right back.
Speaker 1: Did you offer to do any work for them? You're like,
Speaker 1: here's my number.
Speaker 2: I'll pick up some wood for you if you need.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can build decks. Didn't accept my offer,
Speaker 2: that's fine, but they said you could go have a
Speaker 2: look at it. The keys are hidden in this spot,
Speaker 2: so like around the weekend, if you want, you can
Speaker 2: go have a look because we've ripped out the kitchen,
Speaker 2: we've ripped out the bathrooms. Like, you won't know the
Speaker 2: place because it's it's completely demoed all like the skeleton framework.
Speaker 2: Good bones, great bones, the right time.
Speaker 1: When boomers say that about a house. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: bit of a it's a bit of a red eyed job.
Speaker 1: It's got good bones. It's a fucking timber dickhead.
Speaker 2: So we're looking at the house and it was in
Speaker 2: the morning. I'd had my tripleshot coffee and as we're
Speaker 2: walking through, well, you know, we're looking at the place
Speaker 2: and wow, my god, it's going to be amazing with
Speaker 2: the kitchen is going to go here, and the bathroom
Speaker 2: will look great as well. So they ripped out pretty
Speaker 2: much everything.
Speaker 1: Just before you continue, your friends have asked you to
Speaker 1: come over and look at an empty house.
Speaker 2: It's down the road, so it's empty. Yeah, we just said.
Speaker 1: I thought. I was thinking, you're going to walk in
Speaker 1: and be like, whoa, this is amazing. It's beautiful what
Speaker 1: they've done to the place. But it's a fucking you
Speaker 1: just said it's empty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's construction site, so like just taking a
Speaker 2: good look. We were admiring.
Speaker 1: It's such a dad admiring construction coming straight down there.
Speaker 2: So we're walking through. Everything is pretty much gone except
Speaker 2: for the toilet. And Laura has told the story stealing
Speaker 2: the content of two doting dads on their.
Speaker 1: Podcast Get Your Own Content.
Speaker 2: And I went to the toilet, I've done a pooh.
Speaker 1: Was the water running well?
Speaker 2: I didn't check.
Speaker 1: I just assumed.
Speaker 2: I assumed, Hey, the builders are here. The builders have
Speaker 2: to go to the toilet. So they ripped out everything
Speaker 2: except for the toilet, so that obviously must be still
Speaker 2: in use.
Speaker 1: I've got the builders sauna out the front, aren't.
Speaker 2: They what's the builders saw? Oh no, no, no, no, it
Speaker 2: wasn't no portal. So I was like, obviously the toilets
Speaker 2: are still in use, and there was toilet paper, fresh
Speaker 2: toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well let's six again.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: Quinton dropped me.
Speaker 2: So I've done a pooh epis and gone to flush it. Nothing. Nothing,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh god. And the big one it
Speaker 2: was medium size.
Speaker 1: What was it.
Speaker 2: I'm eating a lot of steak at the moment, so
Speaker 2: they're very rich.
Speaker 1: Have you taken up my diet?
Speaker 2: You have?
Speaker 1: Have you?
Speaker 2: You know I'm not just eating I'm eating carbs as well,
Speaker 2: but lots of steak. It was very stinky. I'll put
Speaker 2: my hand up and say that my poos do smell
Speaker 2: guilty as charged. And Laura is like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I can't you've done that, and like it's fine. They
Speaker 2: must have turned the water off. I'll turn it back on,
Speaker 2: they'll flush it. She goes, You've got to message them
Speaker 2: and let them know that like that it's happened, and
Speaker 2: I was like sure, sure, sure, So Laura doesn't know
Speaker 2: this part, but I messaged and said I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm messaging on behalf of Laura. She has done a
Speaker 2: ship in the toilet and she's very embarrassed. Oh, we apologize,
Speaker 2: it's great, house looks great.
Speaker 1: Did they buy it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh that's okay.
Speaker 1: It's a real big stinky on She's ships heaves, it's
Speaker 1: all the time. I told her not to do it.
Speaker 1: The water is not it. Does she know now or
Speaker 1: I've not told her this?
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'll tell.
Speaker 1: People on her podcast.
Speaker 2: She told them that, well she thinks that that was it.
Speaker 2: And Matt had to message and and he you know,
Speaker 2: so she doesn't know. I did message them, but I
Speaker 2: said it was her, not.
Speaker 1: Me, cheeky bugger. Oops. So can you please let us
Speaker 1: know reaction of this, because that as a classic stitch
Speaker 1: up and that's something that I would do to April
Speaker 1: that it'd be great.
Speaker 2: Laura had to do it pool as well. We like
Speaker 2: to puoh and sink and I was like just doing
Speaker 2: doing in the garden. I was like, there's a shovel here,
Speaker 2: I'll think you were whole and she was like no,
Speaker 2: the neighbors can see. And I was like, just do it.
Speaker 1: And I called you yesterday and you're like, I just
Speaker 1: had to stop at Macasa. Laura can do it. She's
Speaker 1: a shitter's a shit machine. That reminds me of when
Speaker 1: I used to be a painter, an apprentice painter, and
Speaker 1: used to work on high rises and surface paradise and
Speaker 1: early on when the painters are in.
Speaker 2: Question, Yeah it was a high rise mostly glass or
Speaker 2: what are you painting.
Speaker 1: The inside of it? That you goose?
Speaker 2: All right, don't have to yell.
Speaker 1: I used to do the outside as well, and there
Speaker 1: was like a lot of like around the back.
Speaker 2: I don't need your last story, bro, gonna.
Speaker 1: Play tip out, don't you know? Anyway, So when the
Speaker 1: pain has come in, not an analogy. When the pain
Speaker 1: has come in, it's usually early on, before the toilet's in,
Speaker 1: But there's always the toilet pipe and there'd be some
Speaker 1: filthy plasters that will just ship down the pipe walking.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you walk into one of the units, you'll be like.
Speaker 2: Do they wash it down with anything?
Speaker 1: I just like because the water's not running up there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but could you get like a bucket of water
Speaker 2: and nothing?
Speaker 1: Just like, well, they didn't care that, you know. They
Speaker 1: just snap it off. Animals, I just snap it off
Speaker 1: and move on with their day like a dog.
Speaker 2: Oh, God.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, that was reminded me of that it.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't last five minutes in that scenario.
Speaker 1: Of jumps up there, falthy animal. Should we go into
Speaker 1: parenting lies? It's back again.
Speaker 2: Tell me lidell.
Speaker 1: All right, Matt, I have a couple of lives for
Speaker 1: you that don't want to just quickly rattle off.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: People have written I thought you would never ask excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get through a sentence talking on the
Speaker 1: top of you. I always I let's all just calm down. Sorry,
Speaker 1: You in particular really got to hate it there. These
Speaker 1: are from people that have written in Matt. So you
Speaker 1: can write into us at two Doting Dads. You can
Speaker 1: DM us or you can go to the Facebook group.
Speaker 2: Which is absolutely pumping pumping. It is going off.
Speaker 1: Pumping.
Speaker 2: My favorite used to be reading the reviews that we
Speaker 2: don't really get that much of. My new favorite thing
Speaker 2: is the request coming through in the Facebook.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I need to jump on and mate, get in there.
Speaker 1: I've been busy this week.
Speaker 2: People will fucking lose it if the big ash and
Speaker 2: Weeks makes an appearance.
Speaker 1: The big guy.
Speaker 2: I've told them all that's a guys, guys. He's busy
Speaker 2: moving house. Wait till he moves house. Then he'll come
Speaker 2: here and you won't be able to get rid of him.
Speaker 2: Get him off here?
Speaker 1: Why is there a picture of his Peanuts on here? Okay,
Speaker 1: so this one's been recent. In really quick one, they
Speaker 1: say pumpkin is actually orange potato.
Speaker 2: I guess their kids must like potato then, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you kids likes potato, I suppose that's very good.
Speaker 1: I got another quick one for you, please, which I
Speaker 1: really like because you know how we would always say
Speaker 1: and we do get this one a lot. It's like
Speaker 1: we always tell the kids, no, it's spicy, when it's
Speaker 1: not so that they don't have any It's a classic.
Speaker 1: That's a classic. This says, my ice cream has wine
Speaker 1: in it. One more from me and I'm done.
Speaker 2: Okay, three today you're treating.
Speaker 1: Me treats sweet treats with wine in it. Keaton tells
Speaker 1: his kid the naughty boy bus would come and pick
Speaker 1: him up and take him away if you can, you
Speaker 1: to be bad the.
Speaker 2: Naughty boy bus, the naughty boy bus.
Speaker 1: To be honest, the naughty boy bus sounds pretty good, Oh,
Speaker 1: strippers on the naughty boy bus.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one's from Lee Lee Migow. Sometimes I'll enjoy
Speaker 2: a cheeky ice cream after my kids are in bed.
Speaker 1: Guilty yeah, and mcflurry after fucking Bawn.
Speaker 2: And often my three year old finds the evidence in
Speaker 2: the morning. My response, Yes, Santa was checking in on
Speaker 2: us and he got really hungry.
Speaker 1: That just on ice cream. Did you see that video
Speaker 1: of the guy? And I try and find it for
Speaker 1: socials If it works, it's like he's got the ice
Speaker 1: cream and then I let us leap over the top
Speaker 1: of it, and he's like you want some Like It's like, okay.
Speaker 2: I often it's very good, very very good. I've also
Speaker 2: got three.
Speaker 1: Oh well eight treats all around.
Speaker 2: Just spoiling the listeners. Ash, it is what nothing? Someone
Speaker 2: just messaged you. Yes, I'm not going to tell you
Speaker 2: what it says. Come on, he says, Ash. Thanks for
Speaker 2: being such a great tenant. It's been a pleasure having
Speaker 2: you here, and we look forward to hopefully crossing parts
Speaker 2: once again in the future. Much love, that's a lie,
Speaker 2: ps love the podcast and I bought your book.
Speaker 1: Do you just plainly lie to me that whole thing?
Speaker 2: He message? But it's an email.
Speaker 1: It's an email.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, Okay, interesting name. Jessemine.
Speaker 1: That's not a real name. Yeah, get that checked.
Speaker 2: Jess j E s A M, I N Jessem. I
Speaker 2: never met a Jessmine before. Interesting, beautiful name. Plenty of
Speaker 2: time for Jessemine. If I have a third child, I'll
Speaker 2: call it Jessemine.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Once my husband packed some Canadian clubs terrible drink Center Woods.
Speaker 2: That's the first mistake into my then four year old's
Speaker 2: luggage on a trip to the Gold Coast. My son
Speaker 2: thought it was soft drink and cracked a can and
Speaker 2: took a sip. He told us straight away. He must
Speaker 2: have felt guilty. She says. I pretended to call a
Speaker 2: nurse who told me if he didn't eat an apple
Speaker 2: he would have to have his stomach pumped. He's ten
Speaker 2: now and he often talks about his near miss of
Speaker 2: having to go to hospital. At the time, I was
Speaker 2: impressed with his ability to open a can, since he'd
Speaker 2: never even had a soft drink before.
Speaker 1: He's obviously seen a few times they can being opened.
Speaker 2: Jessimine lacks a drink. Last one ash from Leela. Leila says,
Speaker 2: whenever my daughter had a tantrum from toddler age, my
Speaker 2: stepmom would say look a mouse, and they'd run around
Speaker 2: the house trying to look for it. It worked every
Speaker 2: time to distract her. It's now been passed on to
Speaker 2: my son and nieces and nephew. My daughter is nine
Speaker 2: and I still think she looks for a mouse along
Speaker 2: with her brother and her cousins.
Speaker 1: So a distraction.
Speaker 2: My mom does that, dude, No, my mom goes. My
Speaker 2: mom goes, it's a white cat. It's a white cat
Speaker 2: in the backyard. And Lola's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: So distraction, that's genius.
Speaker 2: Random animals.
Speaker 1: I can to try it.
Speaker 2: Cut outside. Oh my god, it's a bluebird. Try it, dude.
Speaker 1: I know you were saying that. Lola was like, shut up.
Speaker 2: Just interrupting this episode to let you know that we
Speaker 2: have partnered with GWM for this year's City to Surf.
Speaker 2: You may have seen recently on our socials that I
Speaker 2: have taken on the role of head coach, whipping Ash
Speaker 2: into shape, getting him race day ready. Because it's not
Speaker 2: just Ash and myself completing the fourteen kilometers the eleventh
Speaker 2: of August, We've decided to bring along the kids. Yes,
Speaker 2: Marley and Oscar will be in a very special GWM
Speaker 2: prem So if you're watching the race on the weekend,
Speaker 2: feel free to give us as much encouragement as you can. Also,
Speaker 2: one of the toughest parts of the race, Heartbreak Hill.
Speaker 2: If you see a struggling please jump on in give
Speaker 2: us a and pushing the pram up the hill. We
Speaker 2: will very much appreciate it. Or after the race, if
Speaker 2: you and the kids are a little bit peckish, good news,
Speaker 2: Ash and myself will be manning a barbecue down up
Speaker 2: Bondou Beach for a free sausage sizzle, So come say hello.
Speaker 2: Gwm runs in the family. Now let's get back to
Speaker 2: the episode questions.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Matt.
Speaker 2: Go on.
Speaker 1: It's been burning at me for days. You've got two girls.
Speaker 1: And I walked past a place that does ear piercing
Speaker 1: the other day and there was a young girl in
Speaker 1: there about Macy's as getting her ears pierced. Now I
Speaker 1: felt a bit uneasy about it.
Speaker 2: What made you feel an easier Let me just explain
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: How I felt in total as a whole. First of all,
Speaker 1: I was like, there's a child being hurt. My first
Speaker 1: initial reaction. It was also I don't know, I just
Speaker 1: felt like for the parents, not judging. Dave decided that
Speaker 1: now it is the right time for them to you know,
Speaker 1: that's their business. But at the same time, I felt like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't that really hurt the child? And is she not
Speaker 1: happy with the situation? She didn't seem unhappy.
Speaker 2: Was the child screaming?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 2: She was shut up? You keep on walking, man.
Speaker 1: Well look this is what I mean. I was nervous
Speaker 1: for That's what it was. I was nervous for her,
Speaker 1: the impending I've got I've had my ears piers before.
Speaker 2: How have you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Both of them?
Speaker 2: Did you? Did you have a little diamond one? What
Speaker 2: do you have? Hoops?
Speaker 1: Though they were pearls. They were love List stole them
Speaker 1: of the maid. Yes, I did have my ears pears shocker.
Speaker 2: What kind of studs did you have?
Speaker 1: They were like black?
Speaker 2: It's racist.
Speaker 1: It was very emo. Right where are you?
Speaker 2: I forget that? You hit a big emo face.
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: We went to I too, and you sang every single word.
Speaker 1: That's just being a millennial.
Speaker 2: How old were you ash when you got your ears?
Speaker 1: I was like seventeen and my dad hated it.
Speaker 2: Did it hurt?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For how long afterwards? It feels like years?
Speaker 1: A while but I was like, so a couple of
Speaker 1: mixed emotions. I think I was just nervous for the
Speaker 1: little girl with a pending paint. But then I was
Speaker 1: also like, what age is the right age? Is there
Speaker 1: a wrong age? Like for you with two girls and
Speaker 1: I've got Macy, she's quite young. I still think it'd
Speaker 1: be too young. But what age do you think?
Speaker 2: I think you put it on the kids. I think
Speaker 2: I've seen toddler's getting the ear If I.
Speaker 1: Said to Oscar, do you want to get a tattoo?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, given one, then dude, I've seen toddlers get
Speaker 2: the ear piers. I think that's too young. But I
Speaker 2: think if your child Marley has asked to have ears pierce.
Speaker 2: She sometimes loves with stickers, to put the stickers on
Speaker 2: the ear and be like, look, daddy, I got my
Speaker 2: ears piers, and I'm like, that's great. If she genuinely
Speaker 2: wanted to get it done, I'd be like, yeah, if
Speaker 2: you really it's gonna hurt. If you really want.
Speaker 1: It, you wouldn't force it upon them though, no, no,
Speaker 1: up to them.
Speaker 2: I remember I this vivid some memories to stick out.
Speaker 1: That's called trauma.
Speaker 2: My sister. I think she must have been about twelve.
Speaker 2: She was getting her ears pierced, and I was with
Speaker 2: her and Mum in the shopping center while she was
Speaker 2: getting done. I remember the screams she was hiding, like
Speaker 2: under the bed we sit on to get it done
Speaker 2: and being like no, And I.
Speaker 1: Remember which she wanted them to done.
Speaker 2: She wanted it done. She just freaked out when when
Speaker 2: it came to the moment of getting it done. It's
Speaker 2: like going on a roller coaster.
Speaker 1: That's like sex. I guess I get scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just remember that moment of her being
Speaker 2: like wow, like why do people get this done? But
Speaker 2: if Marley came to me and said I really want
Speaker 2: my ears pierced, and she continued with that request for
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, and I was saying, it's really
Speaker 2: going to her, but if you really want it done,
Speaker 2: we can go get it done. She wants it, sure
Speaker 2: would you.
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's a show, like a YouTube
Speaker 1: of at first, but this is what's going to happen
Speaker 1: to see. It's not that you want to deter them.
Speaker 2: Like I think it's a good introduction to pain making
Speaker 2: decisions and those repercussions.
Speaker 1: Very well said not the medical advice either not a psychology.
Speaker 2: I wanted to get my ears pierced, but my mom
Speaker 2: wouldn't let me. I had frosted tips and I was like,
Speaker 2: all I need now is an ear piercing, and they
Speaker 2: look as complete.
Speaker 1: She was, I wonder if they could, if we could
Speaker 1: get a video of and sync and superpose our heads
Speaker 1: to it, And I just mental note, that'd be fun
Speaker 1: edge myself to it. I've said edging three times in
Speaker 1: the one episode.
Speaker 2: Question for you. Yes, we had this one come in.
Speaker 2: I can't remember the name, but it stood out. There's
Speaker 2: been a unique question, how many times do your kids
Speaker 2: fart per day?
Speaker 1: Let me just get the let me get the notepad out,
Speaker 1: tally them up. No, I don't tally him up. I
Speaker 1: would say. My kids get accused of fighting more than
Speaker 1: the actual fart. Oh you're I'm like Oscar, it was
Speaker 1: me this guy, and because Macy can't fight back, it's
Speaker 1: always ends up being Macy.
Speaker 2: But surely April must another difference between like a Macy
Speaker 2: or Oscar fart versus.
Speaker 1: Your yeah not quite trumpety. Also smell wise, yeah, Macy stinks.
Speaker 1: Marley's stink changed the nappy the other day. I saw
Speaker 1: anus wink, Oh my god, and I was like, that's one.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what's funny, though, I don't
Speaker 2: know if your kids are similar. In the car this morning,
Speaker 2: I let her for fart and it's all the steak
Speaker 2: that makes maybe very very stickys are good. They're like, dude,
Speaker 2: they're so pungent. And the kids in the back of
Speaker 2: the car, Lolla just goes, hey, someone fat, and I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was me as she goes and they're not that
Speaker 2: affected by the smell, like they were like all right.
Speaker 1: I just think it's so normal. Yeah, But like as
Speaker 1: you get older, it gets funnier and more frowned upon.
Speaker 2: And also at what age do people start getting more
Speaker 2: disgusted in farts?
Speaker 1: I think there's like a scale, not a scale, like
Speaker 1: a graph, and you go from being it funny to
Speaker 1: being it's disgusting, back to it being funny again, and
Speaker 1: like our age now so funny, fast of the best.
Speaker 2: So like if Laura is a fart, that's like I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's funny. When Laura is a fine and it's like
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, it's like a hot like a hot sigh.
Speaker 1: Like a hot sigh out of her ain hot? Oh
Speaker 1: what where did that come from? All? Right?
Speaker 2: Like this morning I had this side the deep depths
Speaker 2: of summer. Sorry, Laura, I love you.
Speaker 1: I fucking lost it. I was in the car this
Speaker 1: morning with the heater on and my father than that
Speaker 1: hit different. There's a couple of farts.
Speaker 2: Hot sigh but in a sauna.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what about like when you're fart in the
Speaker 1: shower and it's like so much stinkier a hot sigh
Speaker 1: in the shower.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: That's talk.
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Speaker 1: We'll go and join the Facebook group at dads on
Speaker 1: Facebook and we will accept you. We'll accept anybody point
Speaker 1: and joining.
Speaker 2: The longest wait is about one hour so far. Oh,
Speaker 2: I do have the very first ten people who joined
Speaker 2: the Facebook group. I'm going to give them a prize
Speaker 2: other people who join, But I think that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it today And we'll see you guys.
Speaker 2: No, actually Ash is away next week.
Speaker 1: I am someone's going to be filling in, So it's Laura, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Laura and potentially Ellie as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Enjoy that one tile in. Say hi. Just make sure
Speaker 1: everything's running smoothly perfect.
Speaker 2: Two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country
Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight island
Speaker 1: of people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land