WEBVTT - #84 There's Nothing Funny About A Hot Sigh!

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta be careful this table.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a wobbly table, one of the wobbliest. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to say anything, but the conditions we're recording

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<v Speaker 2>in right now are less than ideal. Also because someone

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<v Speaker 2>has got their grumby pants on.

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<v Speaker 1>Today, I've got very good reasons for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Just give me a giggle. Welcome back to two doting dads.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Maddie Jay and and this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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<v Speaker 2>it is the bad and the relatable. And if you've

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<v Speaker 2>come wanting any advice, stop right now, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I need some given that table and ranch there? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Hands off? You're a right stood. Let's just sit here.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we start again?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we start again? Should we clean the slate? No,

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<v Speaker 2>because right now the slate is messy. I like it's sticky.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sticky. I am grumpy. Yes, let's just address the

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<v Speaker 1>elephant then we can move forward. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you grumpy? Because I made you make me two

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<v Speaker 2>pieces of toast?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my biggest grass.

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<v Speaker 2>I started eating into your nutlegs.

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<v Speaker 1>The hospitality sized nutlegs.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it is that what you're not about no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, As you know, I've been moving and before.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry I didn't I didn't know if you're completely different.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what we've moved? Before I get into why I'm cranky.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing that went my way yesterday was a

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<v Speaker 1>four pack of Stonewood pacific Ale. After a full day

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<v Speaker 1>of moving seven o'clock, I think we kicked off, finished

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<v Speaker 1>off at four o'clock, put the foot on it and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, we had to open the fridge and

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<v Speaker 1>it was beaming back at me. There was sunshine.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know what was er? Or was it a

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<v Speaker 2>surprise four pack in the new house? Was Frank you

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<v Speaker 2>new landlord? Like where the fuck is my stone? Would gone?

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<v Speaker 1>And You're like, shut Frank doesn't drink perfect? But no

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<v Speaker 1>it was. I think it was just in with all

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<v Speaker 1>the food that came over. It's been placed in the

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<v Speaker 1>fridge accidentally cooled down and there it is the pacific Ale.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the bands. We had a few on the

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<v Speaker 2>weekend as well.

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<v Speaker 1>We did right to that. That's the first sit down

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<v Speaker 1>lunch at April and I have ever been to.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome, remember I said to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what do we what do you do there?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never eaten sitting down before, like you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like a you know, a nice table. The

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<v Speaker 1>chef it was beautiful. Food was top shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good and made even better accompanied by a delicious

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<v Speaker 2>drop of Stone and Wood Pacific. Well, yes, cheers, my guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll cheer you up once again.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully, and thank you to Stone and Wood for making

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<v Speaker 1>these episodes possible.

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<v Speaker 2>The only way is up from here, only winds and upwards.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, a little bit cranky. I'm just cranky because

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<v Speaker 1>I've just had enough of it. I've just had enough

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<v Speaker 1>of this landlord. Instead of going through the usual channels,

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<v Speaker 1>what you would do is where you've got you just

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<v Speaker 1>deal with the real estate agent. And you know they

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<v Speaker 1>do it all the time. He's seeing the move through

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<v Speaker 1>his eyes as the owner, so he would go through

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, well, these guys have to clean the place.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, I have no dramas with that. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a cleaner in there now. But he's going through and going.

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<v Speaker 2>What is your can? I ask the cleaner because for

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<v Speaker 2>those of you who are unaware, we are recording in

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<v Speaker 2>Frank's house today, popularly April's beloved dad, and your cleaners

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<v Speaker 2>are in there at the moment. They're in there right now,

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<v Speaker 2>right now. And so what he's because he before we

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<v Speaker 2>started recording your phone was like ding ding ding dinging.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's in there with the cleaner.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gone in to interrogate the cleaner on what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I'm dealing with.

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<v Speaker 2>Let the cleaners what I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Working with, right But he's also going through and seeing

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<v Speaker 1>things through his eyes as the owner and not the

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<v Speaker 1>third party, which should be the estate agent, and go

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<v Speaker 1>through and tick off what's been clean whatsoever. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get us too clean as much as possible

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<v Speaker 1>for him so he can put it on the market

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<v Speaker 1>spick and span. You don't even though when I moved

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<v Speaker 1>in there it was subpar, but we didn't complain.

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<v Speaker 2>That's and that's the worst part. Whenever you move into

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere new, you never like you're just in the rush

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<v Speaker 2>of like you know, getting boxes in there and you're unpacking.

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<v Speaker 2>You just want to get it set up. You never

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<v Speaker 2>actually go through, like start to finish and take notable

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<v Speaker 2>the things that are already broken. So right now, like

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<v Speaker 2>stains that you're like, well that was there when we

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<v Speaker 2>moved in it's like, we'll prove it we're fucking dying

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<v Speaker 2>because we have a photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Through the condition report. But the thing is he had

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<v Speaker 1>three real estate agents over two years looking after the place,

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<v Speaker 1>so he kept changing because they're probably sick of dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with it through the agent, because he's why they have

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<v Speaker 1>the audacity to ring us up and go, hey, do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have a condition report because we don't have one.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, get fucked. Also, he's got the shits because

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<v Speaker 1>we vacated today and before he could get a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to do any bond claims, we asked for the bond

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<v Speaker 1>claim back through the agency so that he has to

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<v Speaker 1>chase us for anything. Because it was kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, bro he was always going to be

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<v Speaker 1>nitpicky at everything, Like he's like, you got to clean

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<v Speaker 1>the debris from the back courtyard, brovious, Now wind it

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<v Speaker 1>is outside and the debris is what leaves. Are you stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a hurricane right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he's like you need to come and clean

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<v Speaker 1>the debris. Get fucked over it. Anyway. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about this whole I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>No therapist, but it sounds like you're annoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>I am annoyed. Also, what he's paying for is just

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<v Speaker 1>moving in general. Let's put him aside. Let's not make

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<v Speaker 1>this episode about him.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you, bro, you should have got removalists. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you should have hide the help it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a mate help me esday. We had a truck.

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<v Speaker 1>It was pretty easy because it all went into story.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm annoyed you did nasty by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>I needed someone stronger. Ah, fuck you do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a truck?

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<v Speaker 2>I can get one. How meigs?

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<v Speaker 1>You want the biggest truck?

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<v Speaker 2>I look at I've got Look at those callouses. That's

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<v Speaker 2>from jerking off ed. I can lift tables.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice, you've been working out with those hands I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew this was coming, and I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to get myself like removalless fit for the occasion.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was waiting for the phone call. I

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<v Speaker 2>was sitting there next to my mobile phone. Anything any

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<v Speaker 2>second now, the bone will go off and it'll be

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<v Speaker 2>as asking for help. And it never came.

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<v Speaker 1>The good thing is we were moving into somewhere else

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of next month, so it can help me.

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<v Speaker 1>Then got another month of training.

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<v Speaker 2>Very busy, very busy. I feel like it's an elite

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<v Speaker 2>level of friendship. Once you're being asked to move house.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like to ask because then they I have

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<v Speaker 1>to help them when they need to be I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when you cut them off just we're moving house.

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<v Speaker 1>Also have to deleted his number well.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the house you saw, because everyone must be waiting

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<v Speaker 2>with baited breath, real worried. Ash. I've had many people

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<v Speaker 2>message me saying is Ash, okay, will the family be homeless?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm happy to say no, the house that you

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<v Speaker 2>saw last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, we have decided to move into that house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a friend about So shout out to Jim

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<v Speaker 1>and Amy. They're probably not listening, but shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>you guys coming in at the last moment rescuing the Wixes.

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<v Speaker 2>It always works out, it does to good people. That's true,

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<v Speaker 2>to good people, true.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just want this, honestly, I just want this

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<v Speaker 1>landlord to get off my back, just go away. I

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<v Speaker 1>even said on the last message, can you please communicate

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<v Speaker 1>through the real estate agent moving forward because I'm done

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<v Speaker 1>with you?

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, okay, and you stop messaging A

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<v Speaker 2>I stop messaging you said bye.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, see you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I spent the whole day. Yes, are they moving?

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<v Speaker 1>And you just you accumulate so much shit with kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a holder. Far from it. Although even old clothes,

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<v Speaker 2>clothes from when the kids are one and two, obviously

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<v Speaker 2>they're three and five now, I've been told and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to throw I don't want to throw it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to throw away the memories. And I find

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<v Speaker 2>that hard. Maybe it's just me.

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<v Speaker 1>In some instances you're like yeah, but then like you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to just be ruthless, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You threw away Macy, she's moved out.

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<v Speaker 1>People coming like, oh, moving is a night man, they've

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<v Speaker 1>got no kids. I'm like, don't you fucking dare talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me about how it's a nightmare for you have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of kids, and then move a house because

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, I filled up a whole storage which can

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<v Speaker 1>fit a whole car and more. And then higher up

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<v Speaker 1>apparent allegedly.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's clogging up your storage?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all the main pieces of furniture that we

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<v Speaker 1>need for the new place that we can't store here,

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<v Speaker 1>that's hot, and then like that's got one side, it's

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<v Speaker 1>boxes and box.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of toy throw them out.

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<v Speaker 1>April threw so much stuff out.

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<v Speaker 2>Burn them because the best thing is, my friend, kids

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<v Speaker 2>are very dumb. They forget.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm going to challenge you on this because you're

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<v Speaker 1>coming across stuff right, and you've got no emotional attachment

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<v Speaker 1>to it, and you don't know that your kid has

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<v Speaker 1>an emotional attachment to it. But then you're like throw

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<v Speaker 1>it out like yesterday, I don't know if you remember

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<v Speaker 1>the remote control skateboard Ninja turtle. How can I forget

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<v Speaker 1>that's in storage right? Which I don't think he's just

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<v Speaker 1>that attached to it. And then yes, he's got plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of toys to get and then essay, out of nowhere,

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<v Speaker 1>he's pulled the actual remote control bit out and goes

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<v Speaker 1>where is it? Oh my god, it's in storage. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want it to be in storage, like he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>it's gone forever. So then you got to go try

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<v Speaker 1>and explain to hus like, look, in a couple of weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>we can move.

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<v Speaker 2>To get out from storage.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, not opening that can of worms.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as you open that can of worm, so

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be like just go and get it. Yeah, okay, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>so you've got to be firm. You gotta be firm.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, yesterday was like, there's still so much in

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<v Speaker 1>the house to get out anyway. So then that pile

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<v Speaker 1>of the landlord makes Ash cranky.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like the first ten percent of like packing

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<v Speaker 2>up is good.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, this is great in progress, good.

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<v Speaker 2>Progress, good headway. I'll be done in a day or two.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck it just it gets slower and slower and it's

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<v Speaker 2>never ending. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When I spoke to you, excuse me, oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I spoke to you yes afternoon, I was

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<v Speaker 1>a defeated man. I was like, I'm defeated today you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I am absolutely defeated. So let's talk about other things.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll talk about a story that I want to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you about.

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<v Speaker 1>Please distrack me with something good. It's better be good. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>no pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a story that is going to sound almost arrogant.

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<v Speaker 2>This is very much a story which is tuning my

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<v Speaker 2>own horn. And Ash you know me very well. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like to toot my own horn too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm setting this up.

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<v Speaker 2>I want other people toot my horn. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>be laying there as my horn is being tutored if

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying away, let me edge you. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went down to the local cafe with Buster

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<v Speaker 2>the three legged dogs, who I have to say is

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<v Speaker 2>an absolute local favorite people.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a bondik.

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<v Speaker 2>They love them, they love them. It's always awkward as

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<v Speaker 2>well when someone is patting your dog, having a moment

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<v Speaker 2>with your dog, and you just got to stand there.

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<v Speaker 1>And they give you not and you gives a good boy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, I'm a good.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, and so you know, in that moment, I find it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's easy. It's less awkward if you make a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of conversation. So a few times to a few different people,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I've gotten to know them, okay, because of

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<v Speaker 2>the dog. Because of the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>They really they're your dog's friends and you're like friend

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<v Speaker 1>by association.

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<v Speaker 2>As I was waiting for my coffee the other day, Sue,

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<v Speaker 2>lovely suit. Sue happens to be about eighty. She's come

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<v Speaker 2>up to me and eight year old eighty year olds

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<v Speaker 2>who was lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>She sounds like a really nice she's the nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Type of old. She hasn't gotten Yeah, she hasn't gotten ashold.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't dementia, hasn't taken the joy out of her

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<v Speaker 2>yet yet great And so she's having a nice moment

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<v Speaker 2>with Buster. And I did remember, Sue, and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>where's your dog suit? Okay, okay, I shouldn't have asked

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<v Speaker 2>that question.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>She was padding Buster and she was mid pat and

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<v Speaker 2>she stopped. She froze, and I thought, oh god, I've

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<v Speaker 2>hit a nerve here. She took a big breath and

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<v Speaker 2>she said, my dog is no longer with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dramatic.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, what happens, Sue? Unfortunately her dog can't

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<v Speaker 2>remember the name Jack Russell.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, really good friends you are, Jack Russell.

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<v Speaker 2>He was fifteen he passed away.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that's a good innings.

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<v Speaker 2>And Sue said that she.

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<v Speaker 1>Was distraught fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>Lis by herself her son's move away. Son is living

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<v Speaker 2>in Coffs Harbor. I can't remember his name. But if

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<v Speaker 2>you're around, call your mom. Give her some help. She's

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<v Speaker 2>struggling right now. And I said, sir, will you get

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<v Speaker 2>another dog? And she said, I plan on getting another dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get a rescue dog. There's four dogs

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm looking at right now, Greyhounds Ash Rescue Greyhounds

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<v Speaker 2>that She's trying to decide between get.

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<v Speaker 1>Off four stopping to puss get all.

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<v Speaker 2>Four start racing him, and I was like, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>hold up? When are you going to pick them? And

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<v Speaker 2>she said, I need to go out to the rescue shelter.

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<v Speaker 2>It's out in Penrith, past Penrith, so from Bondye it's

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<v Speaker 2>over an hour away.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you committed to take you, Sue out there?

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<v Speaker 2>Look in the moment, in the moment, it's like just

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<v Speaker 2>before when I offered to help you move I don't

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<v Speaker 2>actually want to help you move house. I'm just being.

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<v Speaker 1>Polite, and I appreciate I got caught.

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<v Speaker 2>Up in the moment. She goes, I can't drive, so

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get out there. But you're out Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>You there.

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<v Speaker 2>She's trying his best not to what eyes just fucking

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<v Speaker 2>popping out of its socket. So she said maybe it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be a week, two weeks. I'm trying to get someone

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<v Speaker 2>to drive me out there. And I said, Sue, look,

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<v Speaker 2>I said take my number, and I said, if you

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<v Speaker 2>need someone to drive you out there, I would love

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<v Speaker 2>to help out.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a great guy. And I was gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>this Sue to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yawn, So she hasn't messaged me. I said, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>annoyed if you don't message me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sick and just I'm just a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He gave it the wrong number, she did. You know

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<v Speaker 2>she's been old, hard of hearing. I did say it's

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<v Speaker 2>a tricky because there's a two three two three, the

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<v Speaker 2>double two three, and it does stun people. She did

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<v Speaker 2>seem a bit confused on the double two three. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if she's taking it down correctly, but I've

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<v Speaker 2>not seen her since. She hasn't messaged, but I'm like, again,

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<v Speaker 2>follow through. I would, Can I come? I would if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to. Yeah, I mean, I mean film. We

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<v Speaker 2>could film it. So he's like, why are you filming me?

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<v Speaker 1>Shush suit shoo shoe, Sue, that's lovely, thank you, and

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<v Speaker 1>an osker, I know it was just you were just

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<v Speaker 1>being polite and you will never let her should be disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>She called me an angel, which you do these things ash,

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<v Speaker 2>not for the reward.

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<v Speaker 1>You're probably skipping back up the street going I am

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<v Speaker 1>an angel. I am an angel. You dog did a

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<v Speaker 1>ship and he didn't pick it up.

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<v Speaker 2>We just we just watched a movie called One Time.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a story about this guy who saves

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<v Speaker 2>like six hundred Jewish children of World War two?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, And it sounds like too much of an effort,

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<v Speaker 1>And it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was an amazing story. So I've just watched that the

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<v Speaker 2>night before and so that's still running through my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>What you did is the equivalent, that's the modern day equivalent.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, I was like, I didn't I need to leave

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<v Speaker 2>a legacy behind.

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<v Speaker 1>I've committed to helping an eight year old lady go

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<v Speaker 1>out to Penrith, but I haven't actually said organized a time.

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<v Speaker 2>So when are you thinking next Thursday? Oh, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>do Thursdays. Thursday's about Monday. I flat out on my

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<v Speaker 2>day to.

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<v Speaker 1>Wash my hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, that's my hair washing day.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do it. So anyone out there, if you see

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<v Speaker 2>someone elderly, talk to them, help them out.

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<v Speaker 1>The gaslightinger a little bit bit, a little bit speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of gaslighting. Oscar has learnt gaslight me and he's doing

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<v Speaker 1>a very good job. So before we moved into this house,

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<v Speaker 1>the other house was two stories. The bedroom was upstairs. Nice,

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<v Speaker 1>you can talk you like a twelve story matter. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the villas, one of the villains we have, there's

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<v Speaker 1>just two stories floor the fourth floor is the fourth floor,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just take the lift, the glass lift. Glass

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<v Speaker 1>bottom lies. So Oscar has learned to gas like me,

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<v Speaker 1>very subtly, but he thinks it's obviously genius. So what

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<v Speaker 1>he's done is I always would say to get dressed, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it's like every morning, especially the kid

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<v Speaker 1>like Marley can get a self dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of Yeah, let's not go into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar, he's been able to dress himself for a long time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's shown up, but it would take forever for me

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<v Speaker 1>to get him to do it. You know, get dressed,

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, get dressed. It's always a nightmare. First thing

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. He's rolling around and comfy pajamas, eating

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking slice of toe yeah, with a finger in

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<v Speaker 1>his nose. And you're like, mate, that's good, get dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't disrupt this.

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<v Speaker 1>But how I figured out that it's too good to

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<v Speaker 1>be true is instead of just being like, yeah, i'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it, just saying yeah, he said to me very politely, yes, daddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I will get dressed for you. Now. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, oh, that's lovely, great, and I thought, can't

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<v Speaker 1>bullshit a bullshit it? Bro, can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>So I left it. He's upstairs, he quiet, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>he's getting dressed. Well, he thinks that I think that

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<v Speaker 1>he's getting dressed. And I was like, I'll leave it,

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<v Speaker 1>just give him ample time to actually follow through, follow through.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got distracted as well, and it'd been like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five minutes, and I thought, I'll go and

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<v Speaker 1>check where he's at. Hasn't moved a fucking muscle, a

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<v Speaker 1>little bustard, so he's gotten an extra twenty five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>of playing with his toys before I've gone. And I

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<v Speaker 1>snuck up on him too. I was like, you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to learn today's son, and he was like, head into

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<v Speaker 1>whatever he was doing. And I was like, what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Get dressed? I am, I am getting dressed. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>he thought that he'd got away with it. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>monitoring the situation to see if he does it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if Oscar does this. Marley's also turned

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<v Speaker 2>in little bit of a gas lighter. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it's the age gas lighting starts at five ish.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a critical stage of the child's Literally, this is

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<v Speaker 3>how weak her gas lighting is.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll say to Marley, just a bad gas lighting game,

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<v Speaker 1>very bad.

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<v Speaker 2>She needs to get better.

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<v Speaker 1>It needs to up a games.

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<v Speaker 2>Marley loves to be in control of the remote. She

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<v Speaker 2>loves it. She loves to hold the remote anyway, saying,

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<v Speaker 2>turn the TV off, ignores me, Turn the TV off,

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<v Speaker 2>ignores me, turn the TV off. Got very angry and

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<v Speaker 2>she goes, WHOA, Well, I thought you said keep the

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<v Speaker 2>TV on. And I'm like what and she goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I thought you were saying. You said you

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<v Speaker 2>want it off off, just got ask for it. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when you like accidentally say like a confusing

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<v Speaker 1>sentence and someone pulls you up on it, where you're like, please,

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<v Speaker 1>don't stop, Like don't stop, all right, all right, gotcha?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of that age, both of our kids are getting

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<v Speaker 1>to that age five, they're going to start to lose

0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:11.159
<v Speaker 1>their baby teeth. With Oscar just going to the dentists

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<v Speaker 1>and getting a metal tooth the dentists.

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<v Speaker 2>Gas does he have a cap? Or is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a crown? It's a Transformer crown. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean by That's what he told him? It was because

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<v Speaker 1>they're just which one is the mouth salesman it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a molar or none of my like a gun like there,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks pretty gangster, to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's till it falls out, So that too is

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<v Speaker 1>going to fall out, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you want to It does fall back to the dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>Cashing it in, you know, it's like we collect scrap metals.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to work with this guy and his kid

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<v Speaker 1>lost her too, and apparently she was upset for days

0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:54.760
<v Speaker 1>because she lost the two. Yeah, they just can't comprehend it.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's all these different must.

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<v Speaker 2>Be so strange.

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<v Speaker 1>But also before teeth fall out, they get loose, right

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<v Speaker 1>can you remember as a kid, like you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to lose tooth for the first time, and

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden that comes out. You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>either they come out that way or your parents in

0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:11.320
<v Speaker 1>that generation would be like, let me tie this to

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<v Speaker 1>a door handle and rip it out for you, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I still like watch videos on social media with

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.800
<v Speaker 2>people tying tooth to a NERF gun bullet and then

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<v Speaker 2>firing it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I found one that I want to show you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes that I thought you got. Maddie Jill love

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<v Speaker 1>this because it might give us an idea. Just watch that.

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<v Speaker 1>The gas.

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<v Speaker 3>The mom's laughing, Oh my god, there screams of fear.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's child of yours.

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<v Speaker 1>So what Matt's watching is a dad obviously, and the

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<v Speaker 1>mum's filming. The mum's laugh is so funny, and the

0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:06.040
<v Speaker 1>kid is screaming because his tooth is tied to a

0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:10.280
<v Speaker 1>golf ball and dad's about to drive it into the bushes.

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<v Speaker 1>When I saw that, I was shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>But also that level of fear sounded very real. The

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<v Speaker 2>moment the tooth was ripped out, he realized, he was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm back. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like the dad did a really really good

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<v Speaker 1>job at diffusing the mood, so he was like hit

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<v Speaker 1>the golf ball, looked at him and went great shot

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<v Speaker 1>for the high five. And it also just sounds funny.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a moment though, her dad looks at the kid

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like shit, and he's like, hey, yeah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a couple of kids at day Kho've lost teeth,

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<v Speaker 2>all boys, And I'm like, oh wow, like Timmy's lost

0:22:54.920 --> 0:22:57.040
<v Speaker 2>the tooth. They've all like running the walls and fallen

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<v Speaker 2>off trees. Yeah, how old are they when they start

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<v Speaker 2>grade one or two ranges?

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<v Speaker 1>It varies. I had baby teeth for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>Like my dad was like, you like little piranha teeth

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<v Speaker 1>for like, hang on for quite a while?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what's quite a while? Give me some time for.

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<v Speaker 1>It into primary school like instantly?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like apparently, okay, not to up your story, but

0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:24.679
<v Speaker 2>my little brother, Tommy, Tommy Tommy was only born with

0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:28.720
<v Speaker 2>three adult teeth. So the adult teeth because they weren't there.

0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:32.119
<v Speaker 2>You know, you're born with all your teeth in your jaw. Okay, again,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just put it out there. And then this is

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<v Speaker 2>not a scientific podcast, so anything that we say here

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<v Speaker 2>is purely a joke and satire. Only explain that to me,

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<v Speaker 2>you were born with your adult teeth already in your

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<v Speaker 2>jaw underneath. Yeah, bro, wait what hang on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So if I X rayed the sign of Oscar's head,

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<v Speaker 1>he would have two layers of teeth. That's some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of freak.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they shut up, they are there, no way, ye yep.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong to be asked, April, April come

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<v Speaker 1>here please. I should have said that more lovingly. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we have you on the mic just for one sec?

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a question.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to ask you a question and see if

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<v Speaker 2>you know the answer. I'm may be wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Here because everyone that's listening. Yes, I guess I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like this is something in April would know answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, April. Do you know that you were born with

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<v Speaker 2>all your adult teeth already in your mouth? Yes? I did, definitely.

0:24:26.680 --> 0:24:28.840
<v Speaker 2>And then like if you were X ray baby, you

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<v Speaker 2>see the double wammy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking serious? That is an outstand Macy. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come and say something good night? No?

0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:42.119
<v Speaker 2>No, Macy? Who's your best friend? Can I?

0:24:42.280 --> 0:24:42.600
<v Speaker 1>MACI?

0:24:43.200 --> 0:24:47.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll pretend to be Macy? Thank you, Jay, I love you.

0:24:47.600 --> 0:24:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh Maze, that's so sweet of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I handswer anyway, Sorry to completely hijack that I

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<v Speaker 1>am blown away.

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<v Speaker 2>So my brother was only born with three adult teeth,

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<v Speaker 2>so the baby teeth never fell out because your adult

0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:03.080
<v Speaker 2>teeth weren't coming through and pushing them out.

0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:04.120
<v Speaker 1>They push him out.

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, dude, Yeah, my.

0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Knowledge of anatomy is so hard. How did I impregnate

0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:19.000
<v Speaker 1>someone like that's my belly button? Yeah, if you put enough,

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:22.560
<v Speaker 1>it'll get there, it'll say.

0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:29.400
<v Speaker 2>So my brother has to get all implants.

0:25:28.280 --> 0:25:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Still so yeah, so does he still have his baby teeth?

0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Still?

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<v Speaker 1>Get him on the phone right now if you're like

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<v Speaker 1>google Geger.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Shudder.

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<v Speaker 2>So he actually he got accepted as a case study

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:46.680
<v Speaker 2>for the University of Queensland Dental School because it.

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Was such a rare case dental school.

0:25:52.480 --> 0:25:55.040
<v Speaker 2>So they he's not real, bra it's like a circus

0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:58.159
<v Speaker 2>and they all it's a bunch of freaks. Yeah, they

0:25:58.800 --> 0:25:59.639
<v Speaker 2>drink and they're watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>He got reaccepted back into daycare, so they.

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<v Speaker 2>Offered to do part of his dentistry. But the issue

0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:09.000
<v Speaker 2>was because he didn't have the adult teeth, his jaw

0:26:09.040 --> 0:26:11.240
<v Speaker 2>didn't grow, so he had to have his jaw broken,

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:14.359
<v Speaker 2>and like, yeah, it's oh my god, it's a journey.

0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:17.760
<v Speaker 1>To know what. There's some dentists behind that going, we've

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 1>got one, We've got one. We're going to make an

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<v Speaker 1>absolute motter out of this man, boy child, whatever you

0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:24.400
<v Speaker 1>want to call him.

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 2>He's going to tell We're just going to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Him that he's got baby teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>He won't see the X rays, he won't know we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to break his jaw. Shout out to Tom who

0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:37.399
<v Speaker 2>was single.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, he sounds like a real cash.

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<v Speaker 2>So on the weekend, Ash we were looking at a

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:49.199
<v Speaker 2>friend's property that's being renod So we said, how's it

0:26:49.240 --> 0:26:51.240
<v Speaker 2>going with the renovations and they said, good, you know

0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:53.080
<v Speaker 2>the place, it's like a strip right back.

0:26:53.160 --> 0:26:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Did you offer to do any work for them? You're like,

0:26:56.359 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>here's my number.

0:26:57.480 --> 0:26:59.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll pick up some wood for you if you need.

0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can build decks. Didn't accept my offer,

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.520
<v Speaker 2>that's fine, but they said you could go have a

0:27:04.560 --> 0:27:06.800
<v Speaker 2>look at it. The keys are hidden in this spot,

0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:08.919
<v Speaker 2>so like around the weekend, if you want, you can

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:10.440
<v Speaker 2>go have a look because we've ripped out the kitchen,

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 2>we've ripped out the bathrooms. Like, you won't know the

0:27:12.680 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 2>place because it's it's completely demoed all like the skeleton framework.

0:27:16.720 --> 0:27:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Good bones, great bones, the right time.

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:23.399
<v Speaker 1>When boomers say that about a house. Yeah, it's a

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 1>bit of a it's a bit of a red eyed job.

0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:28.360
<v Speaker 1>It's got good bones. It's a fucking timber dickhead.

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:30.480
<v Speaker 2>So we're looking at the house and it was in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. I'd had my tripleshot coffee and as we're

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:36.720
<v Speaker 2>walking through, well, you know, we're looking at the place

0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 2>and wow, my god, it's going to be amazing with

0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:39.920
<v Speaker 2>the kitchen is going to go here, and the bathroom

0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:42.359
<v Speaker 2>will look great as well. So they ripped out pretty

0:27:42.400 --> 0:27:43.480
<v Speaker 2>much everything.

0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:46.439
<v Speaker 1>Just before you continue, your friends have asked you to

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:47.880
<v Speaker 1>come over and look at an empty house.

0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:51.360
<v Speaker 2>It's down the road, so it's empty. Yeah, we just said.

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:53.439
<v Speaker 1>I thought. I was thinking, you're going to walk in

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 1>and be like, whoa, this is amazing. It's beautiful what

0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:58.000
<v Speaker 1>they've done to the place. But it's a fucking you

0:27:58.080 --> 0:27:58.840
<v Speaker 1>just said it's empty.

0:27:59.000 --> 0:28:02.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's construction site, so like just taking a

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:03.960
<v Speaker 2>good look. We were admiring.

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:08.000
<v Speaker 1>It's such a dad admiring construction coming straight down there.

0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 2>So we're walking through. Everything is pretty much gone except

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:17.000
<v Speaker 2>for the toilet. And Laura has told the story stealing

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:19.520
<v Speaker 2>the content of two doting dads on their.

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Podcast Get Your Own Content.

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:24.720
<v Speaker 2>And I went to the toilet, I've done a pooh.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the water running well?

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I didn't check.

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I just assumed.

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:32.439
<v Speaker 2>I assumed, Hey, the builders are here. The builders have

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 2>to go to the toilet. So they ripped out everything

0:28:34.720 --> 0:28:36.960
<v Speaker 2>except for the toilet, so that obviously must be still

0:28:36.960 --> 0:28:37.280
<v Speaker 2>in use.

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I've got the builders sauna out the front, aren't.

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 2>They what's the builders saw? Oh no, no, no, no, it

0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 2>wasn't no portal. So I was like, obviously the toilets

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 2>are still in use, and there was toilet paper, fresh

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:46.360
<v Speaker 2>toilet paper.

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well let's six again.

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't.

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Quinton dropped me.

0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:55.800
<v Speaker 2>So I've done a pooh epis and gone to flush it. Nothing. Nothing,

0:28:55.800 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh god. And the big one it

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:00.880
<v Speaker 2>was medium size.

0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 1>What was it.

0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm eating a lot of steak at the moment, so

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 2>they're very rich.

0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Have you taken up my diet?

0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:07.160
<v Speaker 2>You have?

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Have you?

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:11.240
<v Speaker 2>You know I'm not just eating I'm eating carbs as well,

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:14.479
<v Speaker 2>but lots of steak. It was very stinky. I'll put

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 2>my hand up and say that my poos do smell

0:29:17.640 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 2>guilty as charged. And Laura is like, oh my god,

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't you've done that, and like it's fine. They

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 2>must have turned the water off. I'll turn it back on,

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 2>they'll flush it. She goes, You've got to message them

0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:30.320
<v Speaker 2>and let them know that like that it's happened, and

0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:33.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like sure, sure, sure, So Laura doesn't know

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 2>this part, but I messaged and said I'm so sorry.

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:42.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm messaging on behalf of Laura. She has done a

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:47.160
<v Speaker 2>ship in the toilet and she's very embarrassed. Oh, we apologize,

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:49.160
<v Speaker 2>it's great, house looks great.

0:29:50.000 --> 0:29:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Did they buy it?

0:29:51.400 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like, oh that's okay.

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a real big stinky on She's ships heaves, it's

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:57.800
<v Speaker 1>all the time. I told her not to do it.

0:29:57.840 --> 0:30:00.800
<v Speaker 1>The water is not it. Does she know now or

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 1>I've not told her this?

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I'll tell.

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 1>People on her podcast.

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 2>She told them that, well she thinks that that was it.

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 2>And Matt had to message and and he you know,

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 2>so she doesn't know. I did message them, but I

0:30:14.160 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 2>said it was her, not.

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Me, cheeky bugger. Oops. So can you please let us

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:23.000
<v Speaker 1>know reaction of this, because that as a classic stitch

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:24.960
<v Speaker 1>up and that's something that I would do to April

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:25.600
<v Speaker 1>that it'd be great.

0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Laura had to do it pool as well. We like

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 2>to puoh and sink and I was like just doing

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:32.960
<v Speaker 2>doing in the garden. I was like, there's a shovel here,

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I'll think you were whole and she was like no,

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:36.480
<v Speaker 2>the neighbors can see. And I was like, just do it.

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 1>And I called you yesterday and you're like, I just

0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>had to stop at Macasa. Laura can do it. She's

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:44.800
<v Speaker 1>a shitter's a shit machine. That reminds me of when

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I used to be a painter, an apprentice painter, and

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 1>used to work on high rises and surface paradise and

0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:54.000
<v Speaker 1>early on when the painters are in.

0:30:54.200 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Question, Yeah it was a high rise mostly glass or

0:30:58.080 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 2>what are you painting.

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 1>The inside of it? That you goose?

0:31:01.040 --> 0:31:02.480
<v Speaker 2>All right, don't have to yell.

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>I used to do the outside as well, and there

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>was like a lot of like around the back.

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't need your last story, bro, gonna.

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Play tip out, don't you know? Anyway, So when the

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 1>pain has come in, not an analogy. When the pain

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 1>has come in, it's usually early on, before the toilet's in,

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:23.719
<v Speaker 1>But there's always the toilet pipe and there'd be some

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 1>filthy plasters that will just ship down the pipe walking.

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you walk into one of the units, you'll be like.

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Do they wash it down with anything?

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I just like because the water's not running up there?

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but could you get like a bucket of water

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 2>and nothing?

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Just like, well, they didn't care that, you know. They

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 1>just snap it off. Animals, I just snap it off

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 1>and move on with their day like a dog.

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, God.

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Anyway, that was reminded me of that it.

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't last five minutes in that scenario.

0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Of jumps up there, falthy animal. Should we go into

0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 1>parenting lies? It's back again.

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Tell me lidell.

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, Matt, I have a couple of lives for

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>you that don't want to just quickly rattle off.

0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Please.

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 1>People have written I thought you would never ask excuse me,

0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get through a sentence talking on the

0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:24.640
<v Speaker 1>top of you. I always I let's all just calm down. Sorry,

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:27.640
<v Speaker 1>You in particular really got to hate it there. These

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:29.480
<v Speaker 1>are from people that have written in Matt. So you

0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 1>can write into us at two Doting Dads. You can

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 1>DM us or you can go to the Facebook group.

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Which is absolutely pumping pumping. It is going off.

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Pumping.

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 2>My favorite used to be reading the reviews that we

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 2>don't really get that much of. My new favorite thing

0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 2>is the request coming through in the Facebook.

0:32:50.040 --> 0:32:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I need to jump on and mate, get in there.

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I've been busy this week.

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:57.360
<v Speaker 2>People will fucking lose it if the big ash and

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<v Speaker 2>Weeks makes an appearance.

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<v Speaker 1>The big guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I've told them all that's a guys, guys. He's busy

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<v Speaker 2>moving house. Wait till he moves house. Then he'll come

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<v Speaker 2>here and you won't be able to get rid of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Get him off here?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is there a picture of his Peanuts on here? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this one's been recent. In really quick one, they

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<v Speaker 1>say pumpkin is actually orange potato.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess their kids must like potato then, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you kids likes potato, I suppose that's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>I got another quick one for you, please, which I

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<v Speaker 1>really like because you know how we would always say

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 1>and we do get this one a lot. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>we always tell the kids, no, it's spicy, when it's

0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 1>not so that they don't have any It's a classic.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a classic. This says, my ice cream has wine

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<v Speaker 1>in it. One more from me and I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, three today you're treating.

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<v Speaker 1>Me treats sweet treats with wine in it. Keaton tells

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<v Speaker 1>his kid the naughty boy bus would come and pick

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<v Speaker 1>him up and take him away if you can, you

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<v Speaker 1>to be bad the.

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<v Speaker 2>Naughty boy bus, the naughty boy bus.

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, the naughty boy bus sounds pretty good, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>strippers on the naughty boy bus.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this one's from Lee Lee Migow. Sometimes I'll enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>a cheeky ice cream after my kids are in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Guilty yeah, and mcflurry after fucking Bawn.

0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 2>And often my three year old finds the evidence in

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:33.279
<v Speaker 2>the morning. My response, Yes, Santa was checking in on

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:40.320
<v Speaker 2>us and he got really hungry.

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 1>That just on ice cream. Did you see that video

0:34:41.000 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>of the guy? And I try and find it for

0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 1>socials If it works, it's like he's got the ice

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:47.319
<v Speaker 1>cream and then I let us leap over the top

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:53.280
<v Speaker 1>of it, and he's like you want some Like It's like, okay.

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:57.120
<v Speaker 2>I often it's very good, very very good. I've also

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<v Speaker 2>got three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well eight treats all around.

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Just spoiling the listeners. Ash, it is what nothing? Someone

0:35:08.440 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 2>just messaged you. Yes, I'm not going to tell you

0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 2>what it says. Come on, he says, Ash. Thanks for

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 2>being such a great tenant. It's been a pleasure having

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:20.120
<v Speaker 2>you here, and we look forward to hopefully crossing parts

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:23.919
<v Speaker 2>once again in the future. Much love, that's a lie,

0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:26.759
<v Speaker 2>ps love the podcast and I bought your book.

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you just plainly lie to me that whole thing?

0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:30.640
<v Speaker 2>He message? But it's an email.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an email.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good, Okay, interesting name. Jessemine.

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:38.800
<v Speaker 1>That's not a real name. Yeah, get that checked.

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Jess j E s A M, I N Jessem. I

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:48.719
<v Speaker 2>never met a Jessmine before. Interesting, beautiful name. Plenty of

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:51.120
<v Speaker 2>time for Jessemine. If I have a third child, I'll

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:52.160
<v Speaker 2>call it Jessemine.

0:35:52.520 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Once my husband packed some Canadian clubs terrible drink Center Woods.

0:35:58.719 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 2>That's the first mistake into my then four year old's

0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:05.319
<v Speaker 2>luggage on a trip to the Gold Coast. My son

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:08.080
<v Speaker 2>thought it was soft drink and cracked a can and

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:11.399
<v Speaker 2>took a sip. He told us straight away. He must

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:14.360
<v Speaker 2>have felt guilty. She says. I pretended to call a

0:36:14.440 --> 0:36:17.240
<v Speaker 2>nurse who told me if he didn't eat an apple

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 2>he would have to have his stomach pumped. He's ten

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 2>now and he often talks about his near miss of

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.480
<v Speaker 2>having to go to hospital. At the time, I was

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 2>impressed with his ability to open a can, since he'd

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:30.720
<v Speaker 2>never even had a soft drink before.

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:33.840
<v Speaker 1>He's obviously seen a few times they can being opened.

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<v Speaker 2>Jessimine lacks a drink. Last one ash from Leela. Leila says,

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 2>whenever my daughter had a tantrum from toddler age, my

0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 2>stepmom would say look a mouse, and they'd run around

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 2>the house trying to look for it. It worked every

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:51.840
<v Speaker 2>time to distract her. It's now been passed on to

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 2>my son and nieces and nephew. My daughter is nine

0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 2>and I still think she looks for a mouse along

0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 2>with her brother and her cousins.

0:36:57.520 --> 0:36:58.320
<v Speaker 1>So a distraction.

0:36:58.640 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 2>My mom does that, dude, No, my mom goes. My

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 2>mom goes, it's a white cat. It's a white cat

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 2>in the backyard. And Lola's like, what the fuck?

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:09.720
<v Speaker 1>So distraction, that's genius.

0:37:09.320 --> 0:37:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Random animals.

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:10.759
<v Speaker 1>I can to try it.

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:14.839
<v Speaker 2>Cut outside. Oh my god, it's a bluebird. Try it, dude.

0:37:14.880 --> 0:37:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I know you were saying that. Lola was like, shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Just interrupting this episode to let you know that we

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<v Speaker 2>have partnered with GWM for this year's City to Surf.

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 2>You may have seen recently on our socials that I

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 2>have taken on the role of head coach, whipping Ash

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:35.879
<v Speaker 2>into shape, getting him race day ready. Because it's not

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 2>just Ash and myself completing the fourteen kilometers the eleventh

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 2>of August, We've decided to bring along the kids. Yes,

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Marley and Oscar will be in a very special GWM

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 2>prem So if you're watching the race on the weekend,

0:37:48.640 --> 0:37:53.400
<v Speaker 2>feel free to give us as much encouragement as you can. Also,

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:56.279
<v Speaker 2>one of the toughest parts of the race, Heartbreak Hill.

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 2>If you see a struggling please jump on in give

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 2>us a and pushing the pram up the hill. We

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.239
<v Speaker 2>will very much appreciate it. Or after the race, if

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 2>you and the kids are a little bit peckish, good news,

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:10.279
<v Speaker 2>Ash and myself will be manning a barbecue down up

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Bondou Beach for a free sausage sizzle, So come say hello.

0:38:13.920 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Gwm runs in the family. Now let's get back to

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:19.080
<v Speaker 2>the episode questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you, Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been burning at me for days. You've got two girls.

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<v Speaker 1>And I walked past a place that does ear piercing

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<v Speaker 1>the other day and there was a young girl in

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:34.400
<v Speaker 1>there about Macy's as getting her ears pierced. Now I

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:35.960
<v Speaker 1>felt a bit uneasy about it.

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<v Speaker 2>What made you feel an easier Let me just explain

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:40.239
<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 1>How I felt in total as a whole. First of all,

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, there's a child being hurt. My first

0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:52.520
<v Speaker 1>initial reaction. It was also I don't know, I just

0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:56.319
<v Speaker 1>felt like for the parents, not judging. Dave decided that

0:38:56.640 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 1>now it is the right time for them to you know,

0:38:58.680 --> 0:39:01.360
<v Speaker 1>that's their business. But at the same time, I felt like,

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.840
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't that really hurt the child? And is she not

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 1>happy with the situation? She didn't seem unhappy.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the child screaming?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No?

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 2>She was shut up? You keep on walking, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Well look this is what I mean. I was nervous

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<v Speaker 1>for That's what it was. I was nervous for her,

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<v Speaker 1>the impending I've got I've had my ears piers before.

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<v Speaker 2>How have you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Both of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you? Did you have a little diamond one? What

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:28.800
<v Speaker 2>do you have? Hoops?

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Though they were pearls. They were love List stole them

0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:37.640
<v Speaker 1>of the maid. Yes, I did have my ears pears shocker.

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:39.799
<v Speaker 2>What kind of studs did you have?

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:40.800
<v Speaker 1>They were like black?

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:42.280
<v Speaker 2>It's racist.

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:46.880
<v Speaker 1>It was very emo. Right where are you?

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:49.720
<v Speaker 2>I forget that? You hit a big emo face.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not.

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:54.200
<v Speaker 2>We went to I too, and you sang every single word.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just being a millennial.

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<v Speaker 2>How old were you ash when you got your ears?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like seventeen and my dad hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did it hurt?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:07.960
<v Speaker 2>For how long afterwards? It feels like years?

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<v Speaker 1>A while but I was like, so a couple of

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.440
<v Speaker 1>mixed emotions. I think I was just nervous for the

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:14.680
<v Speaker 1>little girl with a pending paint. But then I was

0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:17.960
<v Speaker 1>also like, what age is the right age? Is there

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:20.360
<v Speaker 1>a wrong age? Like for you with two girls and

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:22.799
<v Speaker 1>I've got Macy, she's quite young. I still think it'd

0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 1>be too young. But what age do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I think you put it on the kids. I think

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:32.040
<v Speaker 2>I've seen toddler's getting the ear If I.

0:40:32.040 --> 0:40:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Said to Oscar, do you want to get a tattoo?

0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, given one, then dude, I've seen toddlers get

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:40.600
<v Speaker 2>the ear piers. I think that's too young. But I

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:44.279
<v Speaker 2>think if your child Marley has asked to have ears pierce.

0:40:44.440 --> 0:40:47.800
<v Speaker 2>She sometimes loves with stickers, to put the stickers on

0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:49.279
<v Speaker 2>the ear and be like, look, daddy, I got my

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:52.560
<v Speaker 2>ears piers, and I'm like, that's great. If she genuinely

0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 2>wanted to get it done, I'd be like, yeah, if

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:57.800
<v Speaker 2>you really it's gonna hurt. If you really want.

0:40:57.640 --> 0:40:59.920
<v Speaker 1>It, you wouldn't force it upon them though, no, no,

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:00.440
<v Speaker 1>up to them.

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:03.959
<v Speaker 2>I remember I this vivid some memories to stick out.

0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 1>That's called trauma.

0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:10.680
<v Speaker 2>My sister. I think she must have been about twelve.

0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 2>She was getting her ears pierced, and I was with

0:41:13.719 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 2>her and Mum in the shopping center while she was

0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:19.440
<v Speaker 2>getting done. I remember the screams she was hiding, like

0:41:19.600 --> 0:41:21.399
<v Speaker 2>under the bed we sit on to get it done

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 2>and being like no, And I.

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:24.879
<v Speaker 1>Remember which she wanted them to done.

0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:27.400
<v Speaker 2>She wanted it done. She just freaked out when when

0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:29.319
<v Speaker 2>it came to the moment of getting it done. It's

0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 2>like going on a roller coaster.

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 1>That's like sex. I guess I get scared.

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:37.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I just remember that moment of her being

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:40.000
<v Speaker 2>like wow, like why do people get this done? But

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:41.839
<v Speaker 2>if Marley came to me and said I really want

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:46.279
<v Speaker 2>my ears pierced, and she continued with that request for

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:47.960
<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks, and I was saying, it's really

0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 2>going to her, but if you really want it done,

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 2>we can go get it done. She wants it, sure

0:41:52.320 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 2>would you.

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like it's a show, like a YouTube

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:56.880
<v Speaker 1>of at first, but this is what's going to happen

0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 1>to see. It's not that you want to deter them.

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Like I think it's a good introduction to pain making

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 2>decisions and those repercussions.

0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Very well said not the medical advice either not a psychology.

0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to get my ears pierced, but my mom

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let me. I had frosted tips and I was like,

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 2>all I need now is an ear piercing, and they

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:21.520
<v Speaker 2>look as complete.

0:42:23.719 --> 0:42:27.879
<v Speaker 1>She was, I wonder if they could, if we could

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:30.840
<v Speaker 1>get a video of and sync and superpose our heads

0:42:30.840 --> 0:42:37.320
<v Speaker 1>to it, And I just mental note, that'd be fun

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:40.440
<v Speaker 1>edge myself to it. I've said edging three times in

0:42:40.440 --> 0:42:41.640
<v Speaker 1>the one episode.

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Question for you. Yes, we had this one come in.

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:46.520
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember the name, but it stood out. There's

0:42:46.560 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 2>been a unique question, how many times do your kids

0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:50.399
<v Speaker 2>fart per day?

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Let me just get the let me get the notepad out,

0:42:53.400 --> 0:42:55.799
<v Speaker 1>tally them up. No, I don't tally him up. I

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 1>would say. My kids get accused of fighting more than

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 1>the actual fart. Oh you're I'm like Oscar, it was

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 1>me this guy, and because Macy can't fight back, it's

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:06.760
<v Speaker 1>always ends up being Macy.

0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 2>But surely April must another difference between like a Macy

0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:10.560
<v Speaker 2>or Oscar fart versus.

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Your yeah not quite trumpety. Also smell wise, yeah, Macy stinks.

0:43:17.680 --> 0:43:21.359
<v Speaker 1>Marley's stink changed the nappy the other day. I saw

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:31.399
<v Speaker 1>anus wink, Oh my god, and I was like, that's one.

0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 2>You know what, you know what's funny, though, I don't

0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:39.800
<v Speaker 2>know if your kids are similar. In the car this morning,

0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:42.320
<v Speaker 2>I let her for fart and it's all the steak

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:45.879
<v Speaker 2>that makes maybe very very stickys are good. They're like, dude,

0:43:45.880 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 2>they're so pungent. And the kids in the back of

0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:52.799
<v Speaker 2>the car, Lolla just goes, hey, someone fat, and I go, yeah,

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 2>it was me as she goes and they're not that

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:58.319
<v Speaker 2>affected by the smell, like they were like all right.

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:00.719
<v Speaker 1>I just think it's so normal. Yeah, But like as

0:44:00.760 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 1>you get older, it gets funnier and more frowned upon.

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:06.040
<v Speaker 2>And also at what age do people start getting more

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:07.280
<v Speaker 2>disgusted in farts?

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's like a scale, not a scale, like

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<v Speaker 1>a graph, and you go from being it funny to

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<v Speaker 1>being it's disgusting, back to it being funny again, and

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<v Speaker 1>like our age now so funny, fast of the best.

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<v Speaker 2>So like if Laura is a fart, that's like I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's funny. When Laura is a fine and it's like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, ah, it's like a hot like a hot sigh.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a hot sigh out of her ain hot? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what where did that come from? All? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Like this morning I had this side the deep depths

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<v Speaker 2>of summer. Sorry, Laura, I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking lost it. I was in the car this

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<v Speaker 1>morning with the heater on and my father than that

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<v Speaker 1>hit different. There's a couple of farts.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot sigh but in a sauna.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what about like when you're fart in the

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<v Speaker 1>shower and it's like so much stinkier a hot sigh

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<v Speaker 1>in the shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's talk.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've enjoyed this episode, maybe please send it on

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<v Speaker 2>to anyone out there who you think may benefit in

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<v Speaker 2>some way. Yeah, maybe just keep it to yourself. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>we love a review, either a upper podcast or Spotify.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the only thing that keeps Ashen myself happy

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<v Speaker 2>in this mad world.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go and join the Facebook group at dads on

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook and we will accept you. We'll accept anybody point

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<v Speaker 1>and joining.

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<v Speaker 2>The longest wait is about one hour so far. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I do have the very first ten people who joined

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<v Speaker 2>the Facebook group. I'm going to give them a prize

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<v Speaker 2>other people who join, But I think that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it today And we'll see you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>No, actually Ash is away next week.

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<v Speaker 1>I am someone's going to be filling in, So it's Laura, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and potentially Ellie as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy that one tile in. Say hi. Just make sure

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<v Speaker 2>Two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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<v Speaker 2>throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight island

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<v Speaker 1>of people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land