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Speaker 1: You gotta be careful this table.

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Speaker 2: It is a wobbly table, one of the wobbliest. I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to say anything, but the conditions we're recording

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Speaker 2: in right now are less than ideal. Also because someone

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Speaker 2: has got their grumby pants on.

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Speaker 1: Today, I've got very good reasons for that.

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Speaker 2: Just give me a giggle. Welcome back to two doting dads.

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Speaker 1: I'm Maddie Jay and and this.

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Speaker 2: Is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 2: it is the bad and the relatable. And if you've

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Speaker 2: come wanting any advice, stop right now, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I need some given that table and ranch there? Mate?

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Speaker 2: Am I sorry?

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Speaker 1: Hands off? You're a right stood. Let's just sit here.

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Speaker 2: Should we start again?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Should we start again? Should we clean the slate? No,

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Speaker 2: because right now the slate is messy. I like it's sticky.

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Speaker 1: It's sticky. I am grumpy. Yes, let's just address the

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Speaker 1: elephant then we can move forward. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 1: Do you like that?

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Speaker 2: Are you grumpy? Because I made you make me two

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Speaker 2: pieces of toast?

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Speaker 1: That's my biggest grass.

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Speaker 2: I started eating into your nutlegs.

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Speaker 1: The hospitality sized nutlegs.

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Speaker 2: Is that it is that what you're not about no.

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Speaker 1: No, no, As you know, I've been moving and before.

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Speaker 2: Sorry I didn't I didn't know if you're completely different.

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Speaker 1: Wait what we've moved? Before I get into why I'm cranky.

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Speaker 1: The only thing that went my way yesterday was a

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Speaker 1: four pack of Stonewood pacific Ale. After a full day

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Speaker 1: of moving seven o'clock, I think we kicked off, finished

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Speaker 2: Did you know what was er? Or was it a

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Speaker 2: surprise four pack in the new house? Was Frank you

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Speaker 2: new landlord? Like where the fuck is my stone? Would gone?

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Speaker 1: And You're like, shut Frank doesn't drink perfect? But no

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Speaker 1: it was. I think it was just in with all

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Speaker 1: fridge accidentally cooled down and there it is the pacific Ale.

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Speaker 2: One of the bands. We had a few on the

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Speaker 2: weekend as well.

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Speaker 1: We did right to that. That's the first sit down

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Speaker 1: lunch at April and I have ever been to.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome, remember I said to you.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what do we what do you do there?

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Speaker 1: I've never eaten sitting down before, like you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like a you know, a nice table. The

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Speaker 2: Very good and made even better accompanied by a delicious

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Speaker 2: drop of Stone and Wood Pacific. Well, yes, cheers, my guy.

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Speaker 2: I'll cheer you up once again.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully, and thank you to Stone and Wood for making

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Speaker 2: The only way is up from here, only winds and upwards.

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Speaker 1: But yes, a little bit cranky. I'm just cranky because

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Speaker 1: I've just had enough of it. I've just had enough

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Speaker 1: of this landlord. Instead of going through the usual channels,

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Speaker 1: what you would do is where you've got you just

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Speaker 1: do it all the time. He's seeing the move through

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Speaker 1: That's fine, I have no dramas with that. I've got

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Speaker 1: a cleaner in there now. But he's going through and going.

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Speaker 2: What is your can? I ask the cleaner because for

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Speaker 2: those of you who are unaware, we are recording in

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Speaker 2: Frank's house today, popularly April's beloved dad, and your cleaners

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Speaker 2: are in there at the moment. They're in there right now,

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Speaker 1: He's gone in to interrogate the cleaner on what they're doing.

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Speaker 2: That's and that's the worst part. Whenever you move into

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Speaker 2: You just want to get it set up. You never

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Speaker 2: stains that you're like, well that was there when we

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Speaker 2: moved in it's like, we'll prove it we're fucking dying

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Speaker 2: because we have a photo.

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Speaker 1: Through the condition report. But the thing is he had

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Speaker 1: so he kept changing because they're probably sick of dealing

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Speaker 1: you guys have a condition report because we don't have one.

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Speaker 1: Come on, get fucked. Also, he's got the shits because

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Speaker 1: you know what, bro he was always going to be

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Speaker 1: nitpicky at everything, Like he's like, you got to clean

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Speaker 1: the debris from the back courtyard, brovious, Now wind it

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Speaker 2: It's a hurricane right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like you need to come and clean

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Speaker 1: the debris. Get fucked over it. Anyway. I don't want

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Speaker 2: No therapist, but it sounds like you're annoyed.

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Speaker 1: I am annoyed. Also, what he's paying for is just

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Speaker 1: moving in general. Let's put him aside. Let's not make

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Speaker 2: I told you, bro, you should have got removalists. No, no,

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Speaker 2: you should have hide the help it was.

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Speaker 1: I had a mate help me esday. We had a truck.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty easy because it all went into story.

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Speaker 2: I'm annoyed you did nasty by the way.

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Speaker 1: I needed someone stronger. Ah, fuck you do you have

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Speaker 1: a truck?

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Speaker 2: I can get one. How meigs?

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Speaker 1: You want the biggest truck?

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Speaker 2: I look at I've got Look at those callouses. That's

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Speaker 2: from jerking off ed. I can lift tables.

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Speaker 1: Nice, you've been working out with those hands I have.

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Speaker 2: I knew this was coming, and I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: And then I was waiting for the phone call. I

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Speaker 2: as asking for help. And it never came.

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Speaker 1: The good thing is we were moving into somewhere else

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Speaker 1: Then got another month of training.

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Speaker 2: Very busy, very busy. I feel like it's an elite

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Speaker 2: level of friendship. Once you're being asked to move house.

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Speaker 1: I don't like to ask because then they I have

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Speaker 2: That's when you cut them off just we're moving house.

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Speaker 1: Also have to deleted his number well.

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Speaker 2: Because the house you saw, because everyone must be waiting

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Speaker 2: with baited breath, real worried. Ash. I've had many people

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Speaker 2: message me saying is Ash, okay, will the family be homeless?

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Speaker 2: And I'm happy to say no, the house that you

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, we have decided to move into that house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: which is a friend about So shout out to Jim

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Speaker 1: and Amy. They're probably not listening, but shout out to

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Speaker 1: you guys coming in at the last moment rescuing the Wixes.

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Speaker 2: It always works out, it does to good people. That's true,

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Speaker 1: But I just want this, honestly, I just want this

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Speaker 1: landlord to get off my back, just go away. I

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Speaker 1: even said on the last message, can you please communicate

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Speaker 2: And he was like, okay, and you stop messaging A

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Speaker 2: I stop messaging you said bye.

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Speaker 1: So this is it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, see you later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I spent the whole day. Yes, are they moving?

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Speaker 1: And you just you accumulate so much shit with kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a holder. Far from it. Although even old clothes,

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Speaker 2: they're three and five now, I've been told and I

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Speaker 2: don't want to throw I don't want to throw it out.

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Speaker 2: I want to throw away the memories. And I find

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Speaker 1: In some instances you're like yeah, but then like you've

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Speaker 2: You threw away Macy, she's moved out.

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Speaker 1: People coming like, oh, moving is a night man, they've

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Speaker 2: So what's clogging up your storage?

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Speaker 1: First of all the main pieces of furniture that we

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Speaker 2: A lot of toy throw them out.

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Speaker 1: April threw so much stuff out.

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Speaker 2: Burn them because the best thing is, my friend, kids

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Speaker 2: are very dumb. They forget.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm going to challenge you on this because you're

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Speaker 1: it out like yesterday, I don't know if you remember

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Speaker 1: the remote control skateboard Ninja turtle. How can I forget

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Speaker 1: that's in storage right? Which I don't think he's just

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Speaker 1: where is it? Oh my god, it's in storage. I

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Speaker 1: don't want it to be in storage, like he thinks

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Speaker 1: it's gone forever. So then you got to go try

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Speaker 1: and explain to hus like, look, in a couple of weeks,

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Speaker 1: we can move.

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Speaker 2: To get out from storage.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, not opening that can of worms.

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Speaker 1: As soon as you open that can of worm, so

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Speaker 1: it'll be like just go and get it. Yeah, okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: so you've got to be firm. You gotta be firm.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yesterday was like, there's still so much in

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Speaker 1: of the landlord makes Ash cranky.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the first ten percent of like packing

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Speaker 2: They love them, they love them. It's always awkward as

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Speaker 2: And I said, what happens, Sue? Unfortunately her dog can't

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Speaker 1: Have you committed to take you, Sue out there?

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Speaker 2: Look in the moment, in the moment, it's like just

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Speaker 2: She's trying his best not to what eyes just fucking

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Speaker 2: popping out of its socket. So she said maybe it'll

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Speaker 2: I said take my number, and I said, if you

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Speaker 2: He gave it the wrong number, she did. You know

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Speaker 2: She called me an angel, which you do these things ash,

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Speaker 1: You're probably skipping back up the street going I am

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Speaker 1: an angel. I am an angel. You dog did a

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Speaker 2: We just we just watched a movie called One Time.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a story about this guy who saves

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Speaker 1: Right, And it sounds like too much of an effort,

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Speaker 1: What you did is the equivalent, that's the modern day equivalent.

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Speaker 2: Literally, I was like, I didn't I need to leave

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Speaker 1: I've committed to helping an eight year old lady go

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Speaker 2: So when are you thinking next Thursday? Oh, I can't

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Speaker 1: Wash my hair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, that's my hair washing day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it. So anyone out there, if you see

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Speaker 1: The gaslightinger a little bit bit, a little bit speaking

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Speaker 1: he's done is I always would say to get dressed, buddy.

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Speaker 1: You know what it's like every morning, especially the kid

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Speaker 1: Come on, get dressed. It's always a nightmare. First thing

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Speaker 2: Don't disrupt this.

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Speaker 1: But how I figured out that it's too good to

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Speaker 2: Well, what happened?

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Speaker 1: So I left it. He's upstairs, he quiet, I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: Get dressed? I am, I am getting dressed. But he's

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Speaker 3: It's a critical stage of the child's Literally, this is

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Speaker 2: She needs to get better.

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Speaker 1: It needs to up a games.

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Speaker 2: Marley loves to be in control of the remote. She

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Speaker 2: turn the TV off, ignores me, Turn the TV off,

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Speaker 2: she goes, WHOA, Well, I thought you said keep the

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Speaker 1: It's like when you like accidentally say like a confusing

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Speaker 2: Gas does he have a cap? Or is it?

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Speaker 1: It's a crown? It's a Transformer crown. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean by That's what he told him? It was because

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Speaker 1: they're just which one is the mouth salesman it's like

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Speaker 1: a molar or none of my like a gun like there,

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Speaker 1: it looks pretty gangster, to be fair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's till it falls out, So that too is

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Speaker 2: Yeah you want to It does fall back to the dentist.

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Speaker 1: Cashing it in, you know, it's like we collect scrap metals.

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Speaker 1: because she lost the two. Yeah, they just can't comprehend it.

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Speaker 1: But also before teeth fall out, they get loose, right

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Speaker 1: I got to lose tooth for the first time, and

439
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden that comes out. You're like, oh,

440
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 1: either they come out that way or your parents in

441
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 1: that generation would be like, let me tie this to

442
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 1: a door handle and rip it out for you, you know

443
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:13,640
Speaker 1: what I mean.

444
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still like watch videos on social media with

445
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 2: people tying tooth to a NERF gun bullet and then

446
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,400
Speaker 2: firing it out.

447
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. I found one that I want to show you.

448
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 1: Oh yes that I thought you got. Maddie Jill love

449
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:28,120
Speaker 1: this because it might give us an idea. Just watch that.

450
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 1: The gas.

451
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:51,919
Speaker 3: The mom's laughing, Oh my god, there screams of fear.

452
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's child of yours.

453
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,199
Speaker 1: So what Matt's watching is a dad obviously, and the

454
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: mum's filming. The mum's laugh is so funny, and the

455
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 1: kid is screaming because his tooth is tied to a

456
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 1: golf ball and dad's about to drive it into the bushes.

457
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: When I saw that, I was shocked.

458
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 2: But also that level of fear sounded very real. The

459
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 2: moment the tooth was ripped out, he realized, he was like, hey,

460
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 2: I'm back. Yeah.

461
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 1: He was like the dad did a really really good

462
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 1: job at diffusing the mood, so he was like hit

463
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 1: the golf ball, looked at him and went great shot

464
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 1: for the high five. And it also just sounds funny.

465
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 2: There's a moment though, her dad looks at the kid

466
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 2: and he's like shit, and he's like, hey, yeah, that's great.

467
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 2: Here's a couple of kids at day Kho've lost teeth,

468
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 2: all boys, And I'm like, oh wow, like Timmy's lost

469
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: the tooth. They've all like running the walls and fallen

470
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 2: off trees. Yeah, how old are they when they start

471
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 2: grade one or two ranges?

472
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 1: It varies. I had baby teeth for a long time,

473
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 1: Like my dad was like, you like little piranha teeth

474
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: for like, hang on for quite a while?

475
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 2: Well, what's quite a while? Give me some time for.

476
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: It into primary school like instantly?

477
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, like apparently, okay, not to up your story, but

478
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 2: my little brother, Tommy, Tommy Tommy was only born with

479
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 2: three adult teeth. So the adult teeth because they weren't there.

480
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 2: You know, you're born with all your teeth in your jaw. Okay, again,

481
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 2: let's just put it out there. And then this is

482
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 2: not a scientific podcast, so anything that we say here

483
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 2: is purely a joke and satire. Only explain that to me,

484
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 2: you were born with your adult teeth already in your

485
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 2: jaw underneath. Yeah, bro, wait what hang on? Yeah?

486
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: So if I X rayed the sign of Oscar's head,

487
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: he would have two layers of teeth. That's some sort

488
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: of freak.

489
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they shut up, they are there, no way, ye yep.

490
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: I could be wrong to be asked, April, April come

491
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: here please. I should have said that more lovingly. Can

492
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: we have you on the mic just for one sec?

493
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: We've got a question.

494
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask you a question and see if

495
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 2: you know the answer. I'm may be wrong.

496
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: Here because everyone that's listening. Yes, I guess I feel

497
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: like this is something in April would know answer.

498
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 2: Yes, April. Do you know that you were born with

499
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 2: all your adult teeth already in your mouth? Yes? I did, definitely.

500
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: And then like if you were X ray baby, you

501
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,919
Speaker 2: see the double wammy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

502
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious? That is an outstand Macy. Do

503
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: you want to come and say something good night? No?

504
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: No, Macy? Who's your best friend? Can I?

505
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: MACI?

506
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: I'll pretend to be Macy? Thank you, Jay, I love you.

507
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 2: Oh Maze, that's so sweet of you.

508
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 1: Yes, I handswer anyway, Sorry to completely hijack that I

509
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: am blown away.

510
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 2: So my brother was only born with three adult teeth,

511
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 2: so the baby teeth never fell out because your adult

512
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 2: teeth weren't coming through and pushing them out.

513
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 1: They push him out.

514
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dude, Yeah, my.

515
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: Knowledge of anatomy is so hard. How did I impregnate

516
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: someone like that's my belly button? Yeah, if you put enough,

517
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: it'll get there, it'll say.

518
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 2: So my brother has to get all implants.

519
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: Still so yeah, so does he still have his baby teeth?

520
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 2: Still?

521
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: Get him on the phone right now if you're like

522
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: google Geger.

523
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 2: That's very offensive.

524
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: Shudder.

525
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 2: So he actually he got accepted as a case study

526
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 2: for the University of Queensland Dental School because it.

527
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: Was such a rare case dental school.

528
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: So they he's not real, bra it's like a circus

529
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 2: and they all it's a bunch of freaks. Yeah, they

530
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 2: drink and they're watching it.

531
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: He got reaccepted back into daycare, so they.

532
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 2: Offered to do part of his dentistry. But the issue

533
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 2: was because he didn't have the adult teeth, his jaw

534
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 2: didn't grow, so he had to have his jaw broken,

535
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 2: and like, yeah, it's oh my god, it's a journey.

536
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: To know what. There's some dentists behind that going, we've

537
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: got one, We've got one. We're going to make an

538
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: absolute motter out of this man, boy child, whatever you

539
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: want to call him.

540
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: He's going to tell We're just going to tell.

541
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: Him that he's got baby teeth.

542
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 2: He won't see the X rays, he won't know we're

543
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 2: going to break his jaw. Shout out to Tom who

544
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: was single.

545
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: By the way, he sounds like a real cash.

546
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 2: So on the weekend, Ash we were looking at a

547
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 2: friend's property that's being renod So we said, how's it

548
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 2: going with the renovations and they said, good, you know

549
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 2: the place, it's like a strip right back.

550
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: Did you offer to do any work for them? You're like,

551
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: here's my number.

552
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 2: I'll pick up some wood for you if you need.

553
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 2: I was like, I can build decks. Didn't accept my offer,

554
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 2: that's fine, but they said you could go have a

555
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 2: look at it. The keys are hidden in this spot,

556
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 2: so like around the weekend, if you want, you can

557
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 2: go have a look because we've ripped out the kitchen,

558
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 2: we've ripped out the bathrooms. Like, you won't know the

559
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 2: place because it's it's completely demoed all like the skeleton framework.

560
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 2: Good bones, great bones, the right time.

561
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: When boomers say that about a house. Yeah, it's a

562
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: bit of a it's a bit of a red eyed job.

563
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: It's got good bones. It's a fucking timber dickhead.

564
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: So we're looking at the house and it was in

565
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 2: the morning. I'd had my tripleshot coffee and as we're

566
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 2: walking through, well, you know, we're looking at the place

567
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 2: and wow, my god, it's going to be amazing with

568
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 2: the kitchen is going to go here, and the bathroom

569
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: will look great as well. So they ripped out pretty

570
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 2: much everything.

571
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 1: Just before you continue, your friends have asked you to

572
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: come over and look at an empty house.

573
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 2: It's down the road, so it's empty. Yeah, we just said.

574
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 1: I thought. I was thinking, you're going to walk in

575
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: and be like, whoa, this is amazing. It's beautiful what

576
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: they've done to the place. But it's a fucking you

577
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: just said it's empty.

578
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's construction site, so like just taking a

579
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: good look. We were admiring.

580
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: It's such a dad admiring construction coming straight down there.

581
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: So we're walking through. Everything is pretty much gone except

582
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 2: for the toilet. And Laura has told the story stealing

583
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: the content of two doting dads on their.

584
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: Podcast Get Your Own Content.

585
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 2: And I went to the toilet, I've done a pooh.

586
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: Was the water running well?

587
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 2: I didn't check.

588
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 1: I just assumed.

589
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 2: I assumed, Hey, the builders are here. The builders have

590
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: to go to the toilet. So they ripped out everything

591
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 2: except for the toilet, so that obviously must be still

592
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 2: in use.

593
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: I've got the builders sauna out the front, aren't.

594
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: They what's the builders saw? Oh no, no, no, no, it

595
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 2: wasn't no portal. So I was like, obviously the toilets

596
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 2: are still in use, and there was toilet paper, fresh

597
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: toilet paper.

598
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well let's six again.

599
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: It wasn't.

600
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: Quinton dropped me.

601
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: So I've done a pooh epis and gone to flush it. Nothing. Nothing,

602
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh god. And the big one it

603
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: was medium size.

604
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: What was it.

605
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: I'm eating a lot of steak at the moment, so

606
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: they're very rich.

607
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: Have you taken up my diet?

608
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: You have?

609
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: Have you?

610
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 2: You know I'm not just eating I'm eating carbs as well,

611
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,479
Speaker 2: but lots of steak. It was very stinky. I'll put

612
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: my hand up and say that my poos do smell

613
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: guilty as charged. And Laura is like, oh my god,

614
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 2: I can't you've done that, and like it's fine. They

615
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: must have turned the water off. I'll turn it back on,

616
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: they'll flush it. She goes, You've got to message them

617
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 2: and let them know that like that it's happened, and

618
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: I was like sure, sure, sure, So Laura doesn't know

619
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 2: this part, but I messaged and said I'm so sorry.

620
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: I'm messaging on behalf of Laura. She has done a

621
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 2: ship in the toilet and she's very embarrassed. Oh, we apologize,

622
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: it's great, house looks great.

623
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: Did they buy it?

624
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh that's okay.

625
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: It's a real big stinky on She's ships heaves, it's

626
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: all the time. I told her not to do it.

627
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: The water is not it. Does she know now or

628
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: I've not told her this?

629
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'll tell.

630
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: People on her podcast.

631
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: She told them that, well she thinks that that was it.

632
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: And Matt had to message and and he you know,

633
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 2: so she doesn't know. I did message them, but I

634
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: said it was her, not.

635
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: Me, cheeky bugger. Oops. So can you please let us

636
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: know reaction of this, because that as a classic stitch

637
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: up and that's something that I would do to April

638
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: that it'd be great.

639
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 2: Laura had to do it pool as well. We like

640
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: to puoh and sink and I was like just doing

641
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: doing in the garden. I was like, there's a shovel here,

642
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 2: I'll think you were whole and she was like no,

643
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 2: the neighbors can see. And I was like, just do it.

644
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: And I called you yesterday and you're like, I just

645
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: had to stop at Macasa. Laura can do it. She's

646
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: a shitter's a shit machine. That reminds me of when

647
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: I used to be a painter, an apprentice painter, and

648
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: used to work on high rises and surface paradise and

649
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: early on when the painters are in.

650
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 2: Question, Yeah it was a high rise mostly glass or

651
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: what are you painting.

652
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: The inside of it? That you goose?

653
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 2: All right, don't have to yell.

654
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: I used to do the outside as well, and there

655
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: was like a lot of like around the back.

656
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 2: I don't need your last story, bro, gonna.

657
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Play tip out, don't you know? Anyway, So when the

658
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Speaker 1: pain has come in, not an analogy. When the pain

659
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: has come in, it's usually early on, before the toilet's in,

660
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,719
Speaker 1: But there's always the toilet pipe and there'd be some

661
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: filthy plasters that will just ship down the pipe walking.

662
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: Sometimes you walk into one of the units, you'll be like.

663
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: Do they wash it down with anything?

664
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: I just like because the water's not running up there?

665
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but could you get like a bucket of water

666
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: and nothing?

667
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: Just like, well, they didn't care that, you know. They

668
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: just snap it off. Animals, I just snap it off

669
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: and move on with their day like a dog.

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00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: Oh, God.

671
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, that was reminded me of that it.

672
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 2: Wouldn't last five minutes in that scenario.

673
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: Of jumps up there, falthy animal. Should we go into

674
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: parenting lies? It's back again.

675
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 2: Tell me lidell.

676
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: All right, Matt, I have a couple of lives for

677
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: you that don't want to just quickly rattle off.

678
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: Please.

679
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: People have written I thought you would never ask excuse me,

680
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get through a sentence talking on the

681
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: top of you. I always I let's all just calm down. Sorry,

682
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: You in particular really got to hate it there. These

683
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: are from people that have written in Matt. So you

684
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: can write into us at two Doting Dads. You can

685
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: DM us or you can go to the Facebook group.

686
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: Which is absolutely pumping pumping. It is going off.

687
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: Pumping.

688
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 2: My favorite used to be reading the reviews that we

689
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 2: don't really get that much of. My new favorite thing

690
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: is the request coming through in the Facebook.

691
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. I need to jump on and mate, get in there.

692
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: I've been busy this week.

693
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: People will fucking lose it if the big ash and

694
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: Weeks makes an appearance.

695
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: The big guy.

696
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 2: I've told them all that's a guys, guys. He's busy

697
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: moving house. Wait till he moves house. Then he'll come

698
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 2: here and you won't be able to get rid of him.

699
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: Get him off here?

700
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: Why is there a picture of his Peanuts on here? Okay,

701
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: so this one's been recent. In really quick one, they

702
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: say pumpkin is actually orange potato.

703
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: I guess their kids must like potato then, right, Yeah,

704
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 2: if you kids likes potato, I suppose that's very good.

705
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: I got another quick one for you, please, which I

706
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: really like because you know how we would always say

707
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: and we do get this one a lot. It's like

708
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: we always tell the kids, no, it's spicy, when it's

709
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: not so that they don't have any It's a classic.

710
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: That's a classic. This says, my ice cream has wine

711
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: in it. One more from me and I'm done.

712
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: Okay, three today you're treating.

713
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: Me treats sweet treats with wine in it. Keaton tells

714
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: his kid the naughty boy bus would come and pick

715
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: him up and take him away if you can, you

716
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: to be bad the.

717
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 2: Naughty boy bus, the naughty boy bus.

718
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: To be honest, the naughty boy bus sounds pretty good, Oh,

719
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: strippers on the naughty boy bus.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this one's from Lee Lee Migow. Sometimes I'll enjoy

721
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: a cheeky ice cream after my kids are in bed.

722
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: Guilty yeah, and mcflurry after fucking Bawn.

723
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 2: And often my three year old finds the evidence in

724
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 2: the morning. My response, Yes, Santa was checking in on

725
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 2: us and he got really hungry.

726
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: That just on ice cream. Did you see that video

727
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: of the guy? And I try and find it for

728
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: socials If it works, it's like he's got the ice

729
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: cream and then I let us leap over the top

730
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 1: of it, and he's like you want some Like It's like, okay.

731
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 2: I often it's very good, very very good. I've also

732
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 2: got three.

733
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: Oh well eight treats all around.

734
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: Just spoiling the listeners. Ash, it is what nothing? Someone

735
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 2: just messaged you. Yes, I'm not going to tell you

736
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: what it says. Come on, he says, Ash. Thanks for

737
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 2: being such a great tenant. It's been a pleasure having

738
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 2: you here, and we look forward to hopefully crossing parts

739
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,919
Speaker 2: once again in the future. Much love, that's a lie,

740
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 2: ps love the podcast and I bought your book.

741
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: Do you just plainly lie to me that whole thing?

742
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: He message? But it's an email.

743
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: It's an email.

744
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, Okay, interesting name. Jessemine.

745
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: That's not a real name. Yeah, get that checked.

746
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 2: Jess j E s A M, I N Jessem. I

747
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 2: never met a Jessmine before. Interesting, beautiful name. Plenty of

748
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: time for Jessemine. If I have a third child, I'll

749
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: call it Jessemine.

750
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: Okay.

751
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: Once my husband packed some Canadian clubs terrible drink Center Woods.

752
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: That's the first mistake into my then four year old's

753
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 2: luggage on a trip to the Gold Coast. My son

754
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: thought it was soft drink and cracked a can and

755
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 2: took a sip. He told us straight away. He must

756
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 2: have felt guilty. She says. I pretended to call a

757
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 2: nurse who told me if he didn't eat an apple

758
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 2: he would have to have his stomach pumped. He's ten

759
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: now and he often talks about his near miss of

760
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: having to go to hospital. At the time, I was

761
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 2: impressed with his ability to open a can, since he'd

762
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 2: never even had a soft drink before.

763
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: He's obviously seen a few times they can being opened.

764
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: Jessimine lacks a drink. Last one ash from Leela. Leila says,

765
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: whenever my daughter had a tantrum from toddler age, my

766
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: stepmom would say look a mouse, and they'd run around

767
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: the house trying to look for it. It worked every

768
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 2: time to distract her. It's now been passed on to

769
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Speaker 2: my son and nieces and nephew. My daughter is nine

770
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 2: and I still think she looks for a mouse along

771
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: with her brother and her cousins.

772
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: So a distraction.

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00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 2: My mom does that, dude, No, my mom goes. My

774
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 2: mom goes, it's a white cat. It's a white cat

775
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: in the backyard. And Lola's like, what the fuck?

776
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: So distraction, that's genius.

777
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: Random animals.

778
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: I can to try it.

779
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 2: Cut outside. Oh my god, it's a bluebird. Try it, dude.

780
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: I know you were saying that. Lola was like, shut up.

781
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 2: Just interrupting this episode to let you know that we

782
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: have partnered with GWM for this year's City to Surf.

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00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: You may have seen recently on our socials that I

784
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 2: have taken on the role of head coach, whipping Ash

785
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 2: into shape, getting him race day ready. Because it's not

786
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 2: just Ash and myself completing the fourteen kilometers the eleventh

787
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 2: of August, We've decided to bring along the kids. Yes,

788
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: Marley and Oscar will be in a very special GWM

789
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 2: prem So if you're watching the race on the weekend,

790
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: feel free to give us as much encouragement as you can. Also,

791
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 2: one of the toughest parts of the race, Heartbreak Hill.

792
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 2: If you see a struggling please jump on in give

793
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 2: us a and pushing the pram up the hill. We

794
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 2: will very much appreciate it. Or after the race, if

795
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: you and the kids are a little bit peckish, good news,

796
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 2: Ash and myself will be manning a barbecue down up

797
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: Bondou Beach for a free sausage sizzle, So come say hello.

798
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: Gwm runs in the family. Now let's get back to

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00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: the episode questions.

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00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Matt.

801
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: Go on.

802
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: It's been burning at me for days. You've got two girls.

803
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: And I walked past a place that does ear piercing

804
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: the other day and there was a young girl in

805
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: there about Macy's as getting her ears pierced. Now I

806
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: felt a bit uneasy about it.

807
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: What made you feel an easier Let me just explain

808
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 2: to you.

809
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: How I felt in total as a whole. First of all,

810
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: I was like, there's a child being hurt. My first

811
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: initial reaction. It was also I don't know, I just

812
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: felt like for the parents, not judging. Dave decided that

813
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: now it is the right time for them to you know,

814
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: that's their business. But at the same time, I felt like,

815
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't that really hurt the child? And is she not

816
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: happy with the situation? She didn't seem unhappy.

817
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 2: Was the child screaming?

818
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: No? No?

819
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: She was shut up? You keep on walking, man.

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00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: Well look this is what I mean. I was nervous

821
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: for That's what it was. I was nervous for her,

822
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: the impending I've got I've had my ears piers before.

823
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 2: How have you? Yeah?

824
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: Both of them?

825
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: Did you? Did you have a little diamond one? What

826
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 2: do you have? Hoops?

827
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: Though they were pearls. They were love List stole them

828
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: of the maid. Yes, I did have my ears pears shocker.

829
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 2: What kind of studs did you have?

830
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 1: They were like black?

831
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 2: It's racist.

832
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: It was very emo. Right where are you?

833
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 2: I forget that? You hit a big emo face.

834
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: I did not.

835
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: We went to I too, and you sang every single word.

836
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: That's just being a millennial.

837
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 2: How old were you ash when you got your ears?

838
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: I was like seventeen and my dad hated it.

839
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Speaker 2: Did it hurt?

840
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

841
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 2: For how long afterwards? It feels like years?

842
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: A while but I was like, so a couple of

843
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: mixed emotions. I think I was just nervous for the

844
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: little girl with a pending paint. But then I was

845
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: also like, what age is the right age? Is there

846
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: a wrong age? Like for you with two girls and

847
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: I've got Macy, she's quite young. I still think it'd

848
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: be too young. But what age do you think?

849
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Speaker 2: I think you put it on the kids. I think

850
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 2: I've seen toddler's getting the ear If I.

851
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 1: Said to Oscar, do you want to get a tattoo?

852
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, given one, then dude, I've seen toddlers get

853
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: the ear piers. I think that's too young. But I

854
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 2: think if your child Marley has asked to have ears pierce.

855
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 2: She sometimes loves with stickers, to put the stickers on

856
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 2: the ear and be like, look, daddy, I got my

857
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 2: ears piers, and I'm like, that's great. If she genuinely

858
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 2: wanted to get it done, I'd be like, yeah, if

859
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 2: you really it's gonna hurt. If you really want.

860
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Speaker 1: It, you wouldn't force it upon them though, no, no,

861
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: up to them.

862
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,959
Speaker 2: I remember I this vivid some memories to stick out.

863
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: That's called trauma.

864
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 2: My sister. I think she must have been about twelve.

865
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Speaker 2: She was getting her ears pierced, and I was with

866
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: her and Mum in the shopping center while she was

867
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Speaker 2: getting done. I remember the screams she was hiding, like

868
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Speaker 2: under the bed we sit on to get it done

869
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 2: and being like no, And I.

870
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Speaker 1: Remember which she wanted them to done.

871
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 2: She wanted it done. She just freaked out when when

872
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 2: it came to the moment of getting it done. It's

873
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 2: like going on a roller coaster.

874
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: That's like sex. I guess I get scared.

875
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just remember that moment of her being

876
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: like wow, like why do people get this done? But

877
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Speaker 2: if Marley came to me and said I really want

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Speaker 2: my ears pierced, and she continued with that request for

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Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, and I was saying, it's really

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Speaker 2: going to her, but if you really want it done,

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Speaker 2: we can go get it done. She wants it, sure

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Speaker 2: would you.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like it's a show, like a YouTube

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Speaker 1: of at first, but this is what's going to happen

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Speaker 1: to see. It's not that you want to deter them.

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Speaker 2: Like I think it's a good introduction to pain making

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Speaker 2: decisions and those repercussions.

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Speaker 1: Very well said not the medical advice either not a psychology.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to get my ears pierced, but my mom

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Speaker 2: wouldn't let me. I had frosted tips and I was like,

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Speaker 2: all I need now is an ear piercing, and they

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Speaker 2: look as complete.

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Speaker 1: She was, I wonder if they could, if we could

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Speaker 1: get a video of and sync and superpose our heads

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Speaker 1: to it, And I just mental note, that'd be fun

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Speaker 1: edge myself to it. I've said edging three times in

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Speaker 1: the one episode.

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Speaker 2: Question for you. Yes, we had this one come in.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember the name, but it stood out. There's

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Speaker 2: been a unique question, how many times do your kids

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Speaker 2: fart per day?

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Speaker 1: Let me just get the let me get the notepad out,

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Speaker 1: tally them up. No, I don't tally him up. I

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Speaker 1: would say. My kids get accused of fighting more than

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Speaker 1: the actual fart. Oh you're I'm like Oscar, it was

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Speaker 1: me this guy, and because Macy can't fight back, it's

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Speaker 1: always ends up being Macy.

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Speaker 2: But surely April must another difference between like a Macy

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Speaker 2: or Oscar fart versus.

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Speaker 1: Your yeah not quite trumpety. Also smell wise, yeah, Macy stinks.

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Speaker 1: Marley's stink changed the nappy the other day. I saw

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Speaker 1: anus wink, Oh my god, and I was like, that's one.

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Speaker 2: You know what, you know what's funny, though, I don't

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Speaker 2: know if your kids are similar. In the car this morning,

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Speaker 2: I let her for fart and it's all the steak

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Speaker 2: that makes maybe very very stickys are good. They're like, dude,

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Speaker 2: they're so pungent. And the kids in the back of

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Speaker 2: the car, Lolla just goes, hey, someone fat, and I go, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was me as she goes and they're not that

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Speaker 2: affected by the smell, like they were like all right.

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Speaker 1: I just think it's so normal. Yeah, But like as

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Speaker 1: you get older, it gets funnier and more frowned upon.

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Speaker 2: And also at what age do people start getting more

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Speaker 2: disgusted in farts?

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Speaker 1: I think there's like a scale, not a scale, like

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Speaker 1: a graph, and you go from being it funny to

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Speaker 1: being it's disgusting, back to it being funny again, and

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Speaker 1: like our age now so funny, fast of the best.

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Speaker 2: So like if Laura is a fart, that's like I'm like,

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Speaker 2: that's funny. When Laura is a fine and it's like

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Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, it's like a hot like a hot sigh.

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Speaker 1: Like a hot sigh out of her ain hot? Oh

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Speaker 1: what where did that come from? All? Right?

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Speaker 2: Like this morning I had this side the deep depths

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Speaker 2: of summer. Sorry, Laura, I love you.

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Speaker 1: I fucking lost it. I was in the car this

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Speaker 1: morning with the heater on and my father than that

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Speaker 1: hit different. There's a couple of farts.

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Speaker 2: Hot sigh but in a sauna.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what about like when you're fart in the

941
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Speaker 1: shower and it's like so much stinkier a hot sigh

942
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Speaker 1: in the shower.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's get out of here.

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Speaker 1: That's talk.

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Speaker 2: If you've enjoyed this episode, maybe please send it on

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Speaker 2: to anyone out there who you think may benefit in

947
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Speaker 2: some way. Yeah, maybe just keep it to yourself. Also,

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Speaker 2: we love a review, either a upper podcast or Spotify.

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Speaker 2: It is the only thing that keeps Ashen myself happy

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Speaker 2: in this mad world.

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Speaker 1: We'll go and join the Facebook group at dads on

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Speaker 1: Facebook and we will accept you. We'll accept anybody point

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Speaker 1: and joining.

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Speaker 2: The longest wait is about one hour so far. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I do have the very first ten people who joined

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Speaker 2: the Facebook group. I'm going to give them a prize

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Speaker 2: other people who join, But I think that's it.

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Speaker 1: That's it today And we'll see you guys.

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Speaker 2: No, actually Ash is away next week.

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Speaker 1: I am someone's going to be filling in, So it's Laura, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Laura and potentially Ellie as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy that one tile in. Say hi. Just make sure

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Speaker 1: everything's running smoothly perfect.

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Speaker 2: Two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight island

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Speaker 1: of people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land