Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show for now.
Speaker 2: If the imperium invading army of Carl and Jackio have
Speaker 2: their way, this show will be done within the next
Speaker 2: two weeks. Join us or say goodbye to the show.
Speaker 3: In the year twenty twenty four, the Christian O'Connell Show
Speaker 3: is under attack. Radio insurgents have breached the city walls.
Speaker 3: Every billboard has been seized. But a rebel alliance is forming.
Speaker 3: If you ever been you e a born, you just
Speaker 3: have to call the Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 2: That's right, you already do a nine four one four three.
Speaker 2: You're either joining our rebel army or you're against us.
Speaker 2: Which way is it. We're dealing with the millions, the millions,
Speaker 2: the war chest of the Imperials Carl and Jackio. It
Speaker 2: really is millions. There's no room for any marketing for
Speaker 2: this Paul Humble show. And we're owned by the same company,
Speaker 2: so the company are actually actively out to destroy the
Speaker 2: show they brought me out to do.
Speaker 1: That's business. That's big business. It's like succession. Even if
Speaker 1: they did save money for us, there's no free billboards
Speaker 1: or space to put a logo anymore because they're Carlin
Speaker 1: JACKIEO has a whole city.
Speaker 2: You'll be lucky if you see a couple of little
Speaker 2: adverts before. Ryan Gosley, one of How's biggest leading stars,
Speaker 2: barely get any rid of state in advertising with the
Speaker 2: fall go.
Speaker 1: It's Carl and Jackyo everywhere.
Speaker 2: So we need your bins so we can turn them
Speaker 2: into ben boards. Call us now nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three can one in two? Darren and
Speaker 2: Adelaide listens to the show every day. Can we have
Speaker 2: a bin over there for when they invade Salisbury North
Speaker 2: five to one eight. This is, by the way, in
Speaker 2: our Rebel Army. You can pick your own rank as well.
Speaker 2: Christian Captain Kelly here reporting the duty along with my
Speaker 2: trusty dog Pipper. This dog Pipper actually looks like some
Speaker 2: American war general.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of breed is that? Standing to attention dog?
Speaker 1: What kind of breed is that?
Speaker 2: It's the dog that's got those big old beautiful paws
Speaker 2: that are like table legs, and the neck that's got
Speaker 2: like five rolls of neck fat like Vin Diesel.
Speaker 1: What kind of breed is that? Which I see? It's
Speaker 1: a bit of everything. We own a dog like that
Speaker 1: growing up, where you couldn't pinpoint what breed it was.
Speaker 2: He's got long ears and sad eyes. This is a
Speaker 2: new game, Mystery dog Breed. It's not the secret.
Speaker 1: Sound or the noise which is the secret sound.
Speaker 2: It's us describing dog breeds.
Speaker 1: The secret breed. Well, people are calling, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: could be for beIN sick. That could be to play
Speaker 1: secret breed. Is it a dash hunt? No, it's not
Speaker 1: a dash Is it.
Speaker 2: A blood bloodhound?
Speaker 1: Blood hound gang? What association there with dogs? Where am I?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, Captain Kelly, I'm under a lot of pressure, guys.
Speaker 2: They're trying to destroy me. Have I got that over?
Speaker 1: Thanks Li the bit mores, Christian, we are protecting now on.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Christian.
Speaker 2: The sticker has arrived. I think we should call Carl
Speaker 2: and Jackie. Oh, the budget Smugglers.
Speaker 1: That's very good, Lee.
Speaker 2: Nicely done, Lee Beckett and Rosebud very funny.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: But we'll use that the budget Smugglers. That's very good, Christian.
Speaker 2: Thank you and the game for my bin sticker. I
Speaker 2: also had it to live and had my bins cleaned
Speaker 2: out by your army. Of bin Butler's a double winner.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for two more because my son's pub and
Speaker 2: Talon Gatter want to support the fight as well, and
Speaker 2: I'd like another one for us. Some friends in Carnegie
Speaker 2: who are sorry of the weekend and also love the
Speaker 2: show as well. Captain Craig Elliott holding strong in Clayton
Speaker 2: South that secured count and Fanny Corporal Karen Geelong. Yes,
Speaker 2: we haven't had many of you in Geelong. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much, and thank you very much for the people
Speaker 2: who have their bins now. The thing is when you
Speaker 2: get the sticker, you put the sticker on a cane
Speaker 2: and get it out there on the road, even if
Speaker 2: it's not binda the next day. These are bin boards.
Speaker 2: They need to be out curbside.
Speaker 1: Hey Christian and Co. This is Bob from Edgar.
Speaker 2: I'd start General b.
Speaker 1: R got March sticker yesterday afternoon, which is fortuitous because
Speaker 1: it was bingo this morning. Put my bin out face
Speaker 1: outwards so all the world could see prior to collection.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Hey Christian, it's Colonel Stephen from Churnside Park.
Speaker 1: I have set up my bin against the City Envelopers
Speaker 1: for a collection on Friday morning, Thank you Colonel Stephen.
Speaker 1: Hey Christian, it's Major Margaret from Narry Warren South. We
Speaker 1: have secured the area for you in the Rebel Bin Army.
Speaker 2: My husband and I got the sticker on as wrinkle
Speaker 2: free as possible.
Speaker 1: Bins go out Tuesday night, can't wait. Even our local
Speaker 1: magpies that we feed approve of the bin. They were
Speaker 1: watching every step.
Speaker 2: The hardest double thumbs up to get from those vicious mate,
Speaker 2: I really are our overlords.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connel's show podcast. Christian, it's Lieutenant Lou here.
Speaker 2: I'm only Lieutenant Lou Barnett because you can have twenty
Speaker 2: stickers bloody hell to help the course. So listen to
Speaker 2: the show being Clyde North and there's a lot of
Speaker 2: work to do up here, Christian, So please have twenty stickers,
Speaker 2: Lieutenant Lou.
Speaker 1: You can have twenty stickers as you can.
Speaker 2: Christian. I listen to the show right now. I listen
Speaker 2: to it every day. I'm in Canada, British Columbia. Can
Speaker 2: I have a show sticker to Prentice buy on my
Speaker 2: recycling bin here? How Canadian? But it's every day's recycling
Speaker 2: out there. It's just a dream words. This shows the
Speaker 2: best of us. Basically, all right, this show needs you.
Speaker 2: We have zero marketing money. It's all going on. Carl
Speaker 2: and Jackie O. We need your bins. We send you
Speaker 2: a sticker, you put it up on your bin, becomes
Speaker 2: a bin board advertising the show. Later on this morning,
Speaker 2: a live demonstration which will be filmed and broadcast. Jack Post,
Speaker 2: artists in residence on the show, will show you how
Speaker 2: to smoothly stick your sticker to the bin. Because the
Speaker 2: last couple of days, enthusiasm is a lovely thing in life,
Speaker 2: but sometimes they can get.
Speaker 1: Married up with application.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, enthusiasm is drowning out application.
Speaker 1: It's the war, It's the fog of war.
Speaker 2: Cool, calm aheads are needed in these desperate times.
Speaker 1: Some of these bins. The way that the.
Speaker 2: Shabby skewis skew with and wrinkle bubbly as bubbly as
Speaker 2: it makes the show.
Speaker 1: Look bubbly, that's the last thing we want.
Speaker 2: It makes a show look at a jaunty angle and
Speaker 2: actually makes a show look at it's falling over.
Speaker 1: It needs to be standing strong, standing strong.
Speaker 2: Okay, tower a tower of power for Melbourne. All right, then, okay,
Speaker 2: let's give away some bin stickers. Now, you pick your
Speaker 2: own you pick your own rank in our rebel bin Army.
Speaker 2: Let's go to General had On. Let's go to a cadet.
Speaker 1: Cadet Tony, Tony just want to be a cadet. You
Speaker 1: can be whatever you want in the army. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'll be candict for you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah that low expectations.
Speaker 1: Saunter along at the back there, okay, potential hold ahead
Speaker 1: of connect Tony. Now, Cadet Tony, where are you? Where
Speaker 1: are we sending the stickers to? Where are you looking after?
Speaker 1: I live on the Burwood Highway, you guys? Thank you?
Speaker 2: And is okay Cadet Tony to get that bin out
Speaker 2: there seven days a week promoting the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I can put the Willy bin out every
Speaker 1: seven days a week. Thank you very much, brilliant shows out.
Speaker 2: Love you guys.
Speaker 1: I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Sure we love you Cadet Tony as well. So just
Speaker 2: Monday to Friday, give it a rest over the weekend, okay,
Speaker 2: And but just Monday to Friday, you hear the show
Speaker 2: and you get that bin out there.
Speaker 1: Yep. I will thank you, Cadet Tony. Thank you, have
Speaker 1: a good morning. Thank you, thank you, Thank you again,
Speaker 1: General Tina.
Speaker 2: Hey Christian someone coming in right at the top, some
Speaker 2: people of cadets in love.
Speaker 1: We need both and we've got General Tina on the line. GT.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, going to General.
Speaker 1: Tina, Tina, Lily Dow Okay, gotcha, Lily Dale.
Speaker 2: And again you're okay to get that with sending the
Speaker 2: sticker and there'll be a video going live today shan
Speaker 2: how to apply it neatly and then bins out shows out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, we're right near a school, so lots of drivers
Speaker 3: going past school.
Speaker 1: On drop off. Yeah, prime audience for us. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, General Tina, thank you.
Speaker 2: General laure Louis. Are stat with generals at the moment?
Speaker 2: Aren't we got one lone old cadet being bossed around
Speaker 2: about eighty thousand generals?
Speaker 1: What kind of top sided army is? Is this a reverse
Speaker 1: of what's usually happen x at the General mel good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: It's General Male reporting from Daly.
Speaker 1: Ah brilliant down and okay are you your good? How
Speaker 1: are you going by the way?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good, thank you. I've just finished it, so that's always
Speaker 1: a good thing.
Speaker 2: Now listen, can you be honest with me, General, mel
Speaker 2: I can be honest because this army needs transparency and
Speaker 2: it needs honesty. Have you tried the Carl and Jackie
Speaker 2: O Show? Have you been sampling it giving.
Speaker 1: In a go? No, Honestly, I can't stand neither of them.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of honesty. I love, the best kind
Speaker 1: of honesty. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: General, good news, every fact, fact, shut it down, full stop.
Speaker 1: All right, we're sending the stickers. Thank you very much. General,
Speaker 1: Good day, and you Lieutenant Linda. We've got Lieutenant Linda
Speaker 1: on the line. Now, good morning, Lieutenant Linda. From then
Speaker 1: everyone here, how are you guys?
Speaker 2: Wow, we're very good, Lieutenant Linda, and thank you very
Speaker 2: much for securing Mount Evelyn. We need all the mounts
Speaker 2: of Melbourne looked after, a secure If they take the mounts,
Speaker 2: they can shed us with artillery.
Speaker 1: That is awesome.
Speaker 3: I would kill for thirty stickers.
Speaker 1: Need the war stuff needs. We just tempered down. Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't need bloodshed. Okay, not yet. Pretend bless him.
Speaker 1: It's upsetting sensitive lab.
Speaker 2: Now, Lieutenant Linda, how many how many bitch stickers do
Speaker 2: you need?
Speaker 3: I would love thirty so I can spread the love
Speaker 3: with family and friends and they'll be out on all
Speaker 3: different days.
Speaker 2: Then all right, we'll send you thirty. Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: Lieutening for doing that for the show. We love that,
Speaker 2: We love you listening.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks so much.
Speaker 3: Have a great day and you all right.
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