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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show for now.

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Speaker 2: If the imperium invading army of Carl and Jackio have

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Speaker 2: their way, this show will be done within the next

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Speaker 2: two weeks. Join us or say goodbye to the show.

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Speaker 3: In the year twenty twenty four, the Christian O'Connell Show

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Speaker 3: is under attack. Radio insurgents have breached the city walls.

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Speaker 3: Every billboard has been seized. But a rebel alliance is forming.

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Speaker 3: If you ever been you e a born, you just

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Speaker 3: have to call the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 2: That's right, you already do a nine four one four three.

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Speaker 2: You're either joining our rebel army or you're against us.

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Speaker 2: Which way is it. We're dealing with the millions, the millions,

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Speaker 2: the war chest of the Imperials Carl and Jackio. It

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Speaker 2: really is millions. There's no room for any marketing for

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Speaker 2: this Paul Humble show. And we're owned by the same company,

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Speaker 2: so the company are actually actively out to destroy the

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Speaker 2: show they brought me out to do.

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Speaker 1: That's business. That's big business. It's like succession. Even if

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Speaker 1: they did save money for us, there's no free billboards

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Speaker 1: or space to put a logo anymore because they're Carlin

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Speaker 1: JACKIEO has a whole city.

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Speaker 2: You'll be lucky if you see a couple of little

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Speaker 2: adverts before. Ryan Gosley, one of How's biggest leading stars,

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Speaker 2: barely get any rid of state in advertising with the

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Speaker 1: It's Carl and Jackyo everywhere.

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Speaker 2: So we need your bins so we can turn them

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Speaker 2: into ben boards. Call us now nine four one four

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Speaker 2: one oh four three can one in two? Darren and

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Speaker 2: Adelaide listens to the show every day. Can we have

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Speaker 2: a bin over there for when they invade Salisbury North

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Speaker 2: five to one eight. This is, by the way, in

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Speaker 2: our Rebel Army. You can pick your own rank as well.

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Speaker 2: Christian Captain Kelly here reporting the duty along with my

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Speaker 2: trusty dog Pipper. This dog Pipper actually looks like some

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Speaker 2: American war general.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of breed is that? Standing to attention dog?

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Speaker 1: What kind of breed is that?

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Speaker 2: It's the dog that's got those big old beautiful paws

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Speaker 2: that are like table legs, and the neck that's got

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Speaker 2: like five rolls of neck fat like Vin Diesel.

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Speaker 1: What kind of breed is that? Which I see? It's

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Speaker 1: a bit of everything. We own a dog like that

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Speaker 1: growing up, where you couldn't pinpoint what breed it was.

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Speaker 2: He's got long ears and sad eyes. This is a

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Speaker 2: new game, Mystery dog Breed. It's not the secret.

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Speaker 1: Sound or the noise which is the secret sound.

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Speaker 2: It's us describing dog breeds.

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Speaker 1: The secret breed. Well, people are calling, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: could be for beIN sick. That could be to play

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Speaker 1: secret breed. Is it a dash hunt? No, it's not

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Speaker 1: a dash Is it.

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Speaker 2: A blood bloodhound?

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Speaker 1: Blood hound gang? What association there with dogs? Where am I?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, Captain Kelly, I'm under a lot of pressure, guys.

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Speaker 2: They're trying to destroy me. Have I got that over?

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Speaker 1: Thanks Li the bit mores, Christian, we are protecting now on.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Christian.

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Speaker 2: The sticker has arrived. I think we should call Carl

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Speaker 2: and Jackie. Oh, the budget Smugglers.

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Speaker 1: That's very good, Lee.

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Speaker 2: Nicely done, Lee Beckett and Rosebud very funny.

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Speaker 1: I love.

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Speaker 2: But we'll use that the budget Smugglers. That's very good, Christian.

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Speaker 2: Thank you and the game for my bin sticker. I

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Speaker 2: also had it to live and had my bins cleaned

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Speaker 2: out by your army. Of bin Butler's a double winner.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting for two more because my son's pub and

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Speaker 2: Talon Gatter want to support the fight as well, and

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Speaker 2: I'd like another one for us. Some friends in Carnegie

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Speaker 2: who are sorry of the weekend and also love the

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Speaker 2: show as well. Captain Craig Elliott holding strong in Clayton

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Speaker 2: South that secured count and Fanny Corporal Karen Geelong. Yes,

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Speaker 2: we haven't had many of you in Geelong. Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much, and thank you very much for the people

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Speaker 2: who have their bins now. The thing is when you

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Speaker 2: get the sticker, you put the sticker on a cane

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Speaker 2: and get it out there on the road, even if

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Speaker 2: it's not binda the next day. These are bin boards.

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Speaker 2: They need to be out curbside.

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Speaker 1: Hey Christian and Co. This is Bob from Edgar.

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Speaker 2: I'd start General b.

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Speaker 1: R got March sticker yesterday afternoon, which is fortuitous because

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Speaker 1: it was bingo this morning. Put my bin out face

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Speaker 1: outwards so all the world could see prior to collection.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Hey Christian, it's Colonel Stephen from Churnside Park.

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Speaker 1: I have set up my bin against the City Envelopers

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Speaker 1: for a collection on Friday morning, Thank you Colonel Stephen.

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Speaker 1: Hey Christian, it's Major Margaret from Narry Warren South. We

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Speaker 1: have secured the area for you in the Rebel Bin Army.

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Speaker 2: My husband and I got the sticker on as wrinkle

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Speaker 2: free as possible.

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Speaker 1: Bins go out Tuesday night, can't wait. Even our local

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Speaker 1: magpies that we feed approve of the bin. They were

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Speaker 1: watching every step.

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Speaker 2: The hardest double thumbs up to get from those vicious mate,

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Speaker 2: I really are our overlords.

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Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connel's show podcast. Christian, it's Lieutenant Lou here.

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Speaker 2: I'm only Lieutenant Lou Barnett because you can have twenty

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Speaker 2: stickers bloody hell to help the course. So listen to

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Speaker 2: the show being Clyde North and there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: work to do up here, Christian, So please have twenty stickers,

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Speaker 2: Lieutenant Lou.

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Speaker 1: You can have twenty stickers as you can.

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Speaker 2: Christian. I listen to the show right now. I listen

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Speaker 2: to it every day. I'm in Canada, British Columbia. Can

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Speaker 2: I have a show sticker to Prentice buy on my

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Speaker 2: recycling bin here? How Canadian? But it's every day's recycling

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Speaker 2: out there. It's just a dream words. This shows the

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Speaker 2: best of us. Basically, all right, this show needs you.

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Speaker 2: We have zero marketing money. It's all going on. Carl

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Speaker 2: and Jackie O. We need your bins. We send you

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Speaker 2: a sticker, you put it up on your bin, becomes

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Speaker 2: a bin board advertising the show. Later on this morning,

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Speaker 2: a live demonstration which will be filmed and broadcast. Jack Post,

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Speaker 2: artists in residence on the show, will show you how

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Speaker 2: to smoothly stick your sticker to the bin. Because the

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Speaker 2: last couple of days, enthusiasm is a lovely thing in life,

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Speaker 2: but sometimes they can get.

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Speaker 1: Married up with application.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, enthusiasm is drowning out application.

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Speaker 1: It's the war, It's the fog of war.

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Speaker 2: Cool, calm aheads are needed in these desperate times.

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Speaker 1: Some of these bins. The way that the.

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Speaker 2: Shabby skewis skew with and wrinkle bubbly as bubbly as

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Speaker 2: it makes the show.

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Speaker 1: Look bubbly, that's the last thing we want.

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Speaker 2: It makes a show look at a jaunty angle and

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Speaker 1: It needs to be standing strong, standing strong.

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Speaker 2: Okay, tower a tower of power for Melbourne. All right, then, okay,

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Speaker 2: let's give away some bin stickers. Now, you pick your

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Speaker 2: own you pick your own rank in our rebel bin Army.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to General had On. Let's go to a cadet.

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Speaker 1: Cadet Tony, Tony just want to be a cadet. You

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Speaker 1: can be whatever you want in the army. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I'll be candict for you guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that low expectations.

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Speaker 1: Saunter along at the back there, okay, potential hold ahead

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Speaker 1: of connect Tony. Now, Cadet Tony, where are you? Where

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Speaker 1: are we sending the stickers to? Where are you looking after?

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Speaker 1: I live on the Burwood Highway, you guys? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: And is okay Cadet Tony to get that bin out

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Speaker 2: there seven days a week promoting the show.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I can put the Willy bin out every

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Speaker 1: seven days a week. Thank you very much, brilliant shows out.

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Speaker 2: Love you guys.

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Speaker 1: I love you guys.

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Speaker 2: Sure we love you Cadet Tony as well. So just

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Speaker 2: Monday to Friday, give it a rest over the weekend, okay,

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Speaker 2: And but just Monday to Friday, you hear the show

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Speaker 2: and you get that bin out there.

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Speaker 1: a good morning. Thank you, thank you, Thank you again,

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Speaker 1: General Tina.

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Speaker 2: Hey Christian someone coming in right at the top, some

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Speaker 2: people of cadets in love.

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Speaker 1: We need both and we've got General Tina on the line. GT.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, going to General.

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Speaker 1: Tina, Tina, Lily Dow Okay, gotcha, Lily Dale.

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Speaker 2: And again you're okay to get that with sending the

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Speaker 2: sticker and there'll be a video going live today shan

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Speaker 2: how to apply it neatly and then bins out shows out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, we're right near a school, so lots of drivers

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Speaker 3: going past school.

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Speaker 1: very much, General Tina, thank you.

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Speaker 2: General laure Louis. Are stat with generals at the moment?

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Speaker 2: Aren't we got one lone old cadet being bossed around

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Speaker 2: about eighty thousand generals?

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Speaker 1: What kind of top sided army is? Is this a reverse

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Speaker 1: of what's usually happen x at the General mel good morning,

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Speaker 1: Good morning guys.

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Speaker 2: It's General Male reporting from Daly.

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Speaker 1: Ah brilliant down and okay are you your good? How

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Speaker 1: are you going by the way?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Good, thank you. I've just finished it, so that's always

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Speaker 1: a good thing.

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Speaker 2: Now listen, can you be honest with me, General, mel

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Speaker 2: I can be honest because this army needs transparency and

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Speaker 2: it needs honesty. Have you tried the Carl and Jackie

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Speaker 2: O Show? Have you been sampling it giving.

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Speaker 1: In a go? No, Honestly, I can't stand neither of them.

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Speaker 1: That's the kind of honesty. I love, the best kind

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Speaker 1: of honesty. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: General, good news, every fact, fact, shut it down, full stop.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're sending the stickers. Thank you very much. General,

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Speaker 1: Good day, and you Lieutenant Linda. We've got Lieutenant Linda

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Speaker 1: on the line. Now, good morning, Lieutenant Linda. From then

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Speaker 1: everyone here, how are you guys?

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Speaker 2: Wow, we're very good, Lieutenant Linda, and thank you very

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Speaker 2: much for securing Mount Evelyn. We need all the mounts

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Speaker 2: of Melbourne looked after, a secure If they take the mounts,

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Speaker 2: they can shed us with artillery.

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Speaker 1: That is awesome.

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Speaker 3: I would kill for thirty stickers.

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Speaker 1: Need the war stuff needs. We just tempered down. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we don't need bloodshed. Okay, not yet. Pretend bless him.

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Speaker 1: It's upsetting sensitive lab.

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Speaker 2: Now, Lieutenant Linda, how many how many bitch stickers do

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Speaker 2: you need?

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Speaker 3: I would love thirty so I can spread the love

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Speaker 3: with family and friends and they'll be out on all

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Speaker 3: different days.

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Speaker 2: Then all right, we'll send you thirty. Thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: Lieutening for doing that for the show. We love that,

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Speaker 2: We love you listening.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks so much.

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Speaker 3: Have a great day and you all right.

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