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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast now. Yesterday on the show,

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Speaker 1: it's talking about how a lot of men at the

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Speaker 1: moment are growing out facial hair and some of them

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Speaker 1: they think they're sort of, you know, got that wilderness

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Speaker 1: look about them, like the Tom Hanks in Castaway, and

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Speaker 1: some of them can grow a beard. And some men

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Speaker 1: despite they might be deluding themselves us men do. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't look good. Some of them when they grow a beard,

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Speaker 1: it looks good. It retains a structure, a solid structure.

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Speaker 1: The foundations are good. It keeps itself contained. Others it

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Speaker 1: starts to get wispy and also start to resemble the

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Speaker 1: more wilder outgrowth of you know that. Can I go on, know,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, it's trying to bleep out the It starts

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Speaker 1: to become.

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Speaker 2: Hair that resembles the nether regions.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Pats, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, So I've put a photo on my beat

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Speaker 3: up yesterday and there was a first time that you've

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Speaker 3: seen it in a few weeks.

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Speaker 1: This is why we are doing now this new feature.

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Speaker 3: I would say I'm in a sturdier I'm in the

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Speaker 3: sturdy category.

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Speaker 1: What it is to be, what it is to be deluded, Pats,

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Speaker 1: Have you met the geography teacher that now works on

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: Geography? Simple janitor?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what you had before looked really good. That kind

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Speaker 1: of stubbily not quite a bed. It looked good. It

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Speaker 1: suited you. That thing I saw yesterday is a geography

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Speaker 1: teacher who's got an acoustic guitar who plays at the

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Speaker 1: weekend in a folk band, Mulligan and O'Hare. There's a

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Speaker 1: touch of with a hey nanny.

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Speaker 3: Nan, hey kids, why don't we sing the capitalist of

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Speaker 3: the world? The information easier?

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Speaker 1: And please don't call me mister post, I'm Jack to

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Speaker 1: you guys. Doesn't seem like he sits on the corner

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Speaker 1: of his desk as well.

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Speaker 4: The mustache doesn't quite join up with the beer, does

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Speaker 4: it yet?

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Speaker 5: I think it's the lighting, the no, no trim it

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Speaker 5: please it does it? It's not you you were as

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Speaker 5: as long as we're working from home, I'm keeping it growing.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what yesterday the wife and kids are

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Speaker 1: all saying to me, So how does it all work

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Speaker 1: with the show? Is a checking Pats on zoom and

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Speaker 1: you're looking at them like that went. I hadn't even

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Speaker 1: thought about that. That will that would make it easier

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Speaker 1: at the moment. It's kind of working with them down

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Speaker 1: the line. And then when I saw that facial fuzz,

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Speaker 1: if I saw you looking out that every day, I'd

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Speaker 1: get annoyed. Annoyed I was going to move the camera

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Speaker 1: so I just see your eyes or something. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: it means that we've started this new feature that I'm

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Speaker 1: going to call upload your Fuzz. Jack. Today, I need

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Speaker 1: you to re record this from Superglass called by the Fuzz,

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Speaker 1: and it needs to be upload your Fuzz.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Ken, do upload your fuzz and.

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Speaker 1: Then guest take track at the moment, boy kay, another

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Speaker 1: brand new commission coming in the hot for Jackie Road Studios.

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Speaker 1: So this is how it's going to work. Upload your fuzz.

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Speaker 1: You go to our Facebook page. Some of you started

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Speaker 1: to do this yesterday evening. We put it up there

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Speaker 1: to see if you wanted to do this. There are

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Speaker 1: a lot of photos already, some from men themselves going

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what do you think? Team other people

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Speaker 1: I thought this might happen, Women going this is awful.

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Speaker 1: He likes it. I can't stand it. What do you

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Speaker 1: think we're going through the next You can play along

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Speaker 1: as well. Head to our show Facebook page at you'll

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Speaker 1: find it at OC one oh four to three, the

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Speaker 1: worst Facebook title in the world, OC one O four three.

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Speaker 1: Go and have a look there if you can. We're

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Speaker 1: playing next. We'll start to go through. Upload your fuzz, Jack, Patsy,

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Speaker 1: what's your instant decision on Jack's fuzz?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's got to go, Jack.

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Speaker 1: Trim it? Jack? Please yep, geography teacher, mister post.

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Speaker 2: The Chris Jian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: OHC one O four to three is our Facebook page.

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Speaker 1: Also coordinates to my longitude and latitude. If you need

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Speaker 1: to rescue me.

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Speaker 3: And make Saying we're live on Facebook makes it sound

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Speaker 3: like we're streaming live. What we're just doing is pointing

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Speaker 3: people to a post.

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Speaker 1: What have I told you about when I upgrade something,

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Speaker 1: Just go with it, even if it has no basis

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Speaker 1: in reality. But then people say, hey, live Facebook live

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Speaker 1: on FM. We are asking you to upload your buzz,

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Speaker 1: upload your facial growth right now. We will rate and

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Speaker 1: review instantly. All right, you guys are on Facebook. Yeah, yep,

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Speaker 1: we're live on it right now. Zuckerberg's just logged me in.

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Speaker 1: All right, we see our first customer Francis Khan. We're

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Speaker 1: looking at Francis Khan the top of the comments.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking at uh hang on, Now I've got

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Speaker 3: Dona suckling is the first one I've got.

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Speaker 1: Francis calm.

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Speaker 3: What are you sorting by most relevant, newest or all comments?

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Speaker 1: Just the page?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, domin all comments?

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Speaker 1: All right, I've got comments. We've got Dinna suckling. Then

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Speaker 1: and underneath that someone called em mass attack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we're looking at the same thing now.

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Speaker 1: All right, poor old Francis Kahn, I come back to you.

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Speaker 1: Lead it, buddy, only I could see you Dinna suckling.

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Speaker 1: Whoa wee? And that is a beautiful ginger beard.

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Speaker 3: Greatly head Santa.

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Speaker 1: Yes, ginger Santa. What do we think upload your fuzz?

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Speaker 1: It just needs a slight trim. He suits it.

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Speaker 2: He wears it well, slut trim trim.

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Speaker 3: I'd say he suits a beard, but it's too mangy.

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Speaker 1: If you had to pick a job, music teacher, another

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Speaker 1: one music teacher. Used to be in a heavy metal

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Speaker 1: man doesn't like to talk about it got thrown out.

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Speaker 1: It used to be the drummer.

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Speaker 3: And the hair of the fringe cut needs to be

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Speaker 3: fixed up.

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Speaker 1: As well.

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Speaker 3: I know we're meant to be.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I think it's quite a nice hair.

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Speaker 1: Shut boy, you cannot be discussing a man's fringe. It's

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Speaker 1: not right. Let's keep it. Let's keep it. Upload yours

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Speaker 1: below the belt. It's above the belt, I hope. Let's

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Speaker 1: go down to the photo beneath that. Then someone called

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Speaker 1: EMC mass Attackers uploaded picture of her husband. This is

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Speaker 1: three to four weeks growth my husband. This man looks

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Speaker 1: like he's come off a fisherman's boat. He's a trawlaman.

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Speaker 1: Looks like he once came very close to the great

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Speaker 1: big White and he almost got it. You should have

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Speaker 1: seen the size of one that got away.

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Speaker 3: So we're looking at a silvery beard, a silvery mustache.

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Speaker 1: I love.

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Speaker 3: The mustache is thicker than the beard. So he's let

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Speaker 3: the mustache grow and then trim the beard back a bit.

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Speaker 3: I would say that's a thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I love this guy. I love the look of him.

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Speaker 1: He's got like a guy who's got a lived in face.

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Speaker 1: He's a good looking dude. I'm going to call him

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Speaker 1: Captain Barnacle. He's covered in barnacles. Captain Barnacle here right,

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Speaker 1: if I was, if I had any kind of influence

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Speaker 1: or swam Captain Barnacle the husband to MC mass Attack,

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Speaker 1: I'd get him to just that big old tash. He's

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Speaker 1: got a proper rus ring of the wrestler beard. It's

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Speaker 1: a supporting band. He doesn't need anymore go acoustic. Let

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Speaker 1: that big old gray walrus be the main star.

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Speaker 2: It's playing catch up.

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Speaker 4: Though, I reckon the mo was original and he's thought,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to add the beard to that. One thing

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Speaker 4: I really admire about mass Attack though about this man

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Speaker 4: is that he's trimmed the neck.

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Speaker 2: The secret to a good beard is trimming the neck.

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Speaker 2: You can't have it all, missy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Interesting, interesting, Jack, keep that trimming, going to trim all

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Speaker 1: Neck, neck, chin ches, cheek bones. Okay, what about the guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but he looks like someone from a police composite.

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Speaker 2: Folks terrifying.

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Speaker 1: This guy's on the run.

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Speaker 3: So we're looking at Chris Clement, say.

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Speaker 1: For legal reasons. He has not done anything illegal. I'm

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Speaker 1: meaning he's speculating about the photo. Yeah, but he's again,

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Speaker 1: the hair looks good. He's a good looking man, solid

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Speaker 1: looking man. It just needs a bit of tiding. He's

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Speaker 1: got another sort of drop handlebar tash side.

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Speaker 3: It looks like sideburns as handlebar mustache. You taking his

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Speaker 3: side burns and put him on his chin.

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Speaker 1: Ginger Bronson, Ginger Bronson, I'm gonna call you. No, has

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Speaker 1: he got to go? Oh, Jared?

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Speaker 3: I loved red beard and just an isolation project that

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Speaker 3: wasn't around before.

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Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. Okay, one last one, let's go to

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Speaker 1: Hollyoaks my husband after three weeks to see the guy there.

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Speaker 3: Wow, yep, I love that these are all we asked

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Speaker 3: people to just upload their beard, but it's all wives

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Speaker 3: uploading their husband's beards.

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Speaker 1: And let me anchor know by the way your wife

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Speaker 1: that she just needs to go to O C one

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Speaker 1: O four three upload mister post geography teacher's latest effort

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Speaker 1: at wispy beard. What do we think of this guy? Then?

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Speaker 2: I think he looks great. It really suits his face shape.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like someone who's into brand management.

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Speaker 3: Yep, I reckon, we got an impluster here. I reckon,

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Speaker 3: this is an always bearded man. It is, and it's

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Speaker 3: not just an isolation beard.

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Speaker 1: I think he's always he's gone thicker. He just needs

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Speaker 1: to trim it a bit, that's all. Looks like there's

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Speaker 1: an old bit of Christmas dinner stuck in there as well.

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Speaker 1: Just a little bit of trimmage going on there, all right.

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Speaker 1: If you want to upload your fuzz or is this

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Speaker 1: looking so far, upload your husband or your other half

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