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Speaker 1: Something that we didn't discuss and it ended up on

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Speaker 1: our cutting room floor.

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Speaker 2: And I think it's worthy of not being on our

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Speaker 2: cutting room floor. I think it should be in the

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Speaker 2: greater world of broadcasting. Is things that are embarrassing for

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Speaker 2: no reason.

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Speaker 3: I came across this great list, and the reason why

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Speaker 3: they're great is because they're so small. It's not like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I Madax and it's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: That's embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: These are really small embarrassments. Do you want some examples? Yes, please,

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Speaker 3: Walking towards someone that you're meeting up with, so you've

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Speaker 3: agreed to meet them, but you see them from a distance, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Away from addition, you don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you do all your smilest yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and then you have to walk that closely to each other.

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Speaker 1: I'm in one house I was living in. I was

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Speaker 1: doing a WII in the morning, just in my toilet facility.

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Speaker 3: My toilet. Weh, aren't you a hero? You want applause

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Speaker 3: for that?

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Speaker 2: Let't be finished.

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Speaker 1: And there's a window and so it's a head height.

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking at into my neighbor's garden. My neighbor's

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Speaker 1: doing some gardening at that moment. He looked up and

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Speaker 1: we made eye contact, a big embarrassment, and then we

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Speaker 1: just but all he could see was my head hot

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Speaker 1: at the at the pane, and then he's he's in

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Speaker 1: the garden on his haunches doing some weeding, and we

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Speaker 1: made eye contact. And I always thought, do you know

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's what I thought had happened.

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Speaker 3: Would he have intuited what you were doing? Because it

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Speaker 3: is a bathroom, it's obvious that I'm doing and that's

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Speaker 3: a big embarrassment. That's not a small one. Here's some

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Speaker 3: other small ones exiting anywhere from the middle of a road.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, terrible.

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Speaker 3: Do you give them bum or do you give them front?

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Speaker 2: I think front's better than.

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Speaker 3: I give them bum. No, Otherwise you have to look

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Speaker 3: at them as they look at your front bits.

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Speaker 2: Because you're lean over there. Hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 3: As they look at your groin. I'd rather give them

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Speaker 3: bum so I can't see what they're looking.

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Speaker 2: At because I tear.

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Speaker 1: Why the front is better than the.

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Speaker 3: This is your neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Again, you're making eye contact, They're not looking at your bits.

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Speaker 3: I want to avoid eye contact. I don't want to

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Speaker 3: know what they're thinking or looking at.

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Speaker 2: What about if you're in a sauna, a multi leveled sort.

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Speaker 3: I never would go into a multi leveled sauna. How

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Speaker 3: about this one.

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Speaker 2: You've been over to Switzerland.

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Speaker 3: These are things that are embarrassing for no reason. Buying

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Speaker 3: toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: I have no problem with buying toilet paper. Since the

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Speaker 1: COVID pandemic, I'm happy to buy it.

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Speaker 3: But it's about people looking at you, knowing you do it.

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Speaker 1: In the old days, I used to I used to

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Speaker 1: be very ashamed of buying toilet paper. And then when

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Speaker 1: the pandemic, you know what everyone went nuts for. They

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Speaker 1: were batching crazy for toilet paper. And then my local

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Speaker 1: petrol station they always had toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: I said, you guys have got toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: They had the big thirty pack of Quilton Loves your bum.

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Speaker 3: And how did you get that home on your bike?

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Speaker 1: I just strap it onto the back of my bike.

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Speaker 1: That's how proud I was. I put it on the

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Speaker 3: Well he's a nervous rider.

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Speaker 2: Riding around the philipp.

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Speaker 1: I'm riding around the Philippines. Well it's strapped on the

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Speaker 1: back and I don't care anymore. In fact, I don't

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Speaker 1: care so much that when I go in there, I

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Speaker 1: get shouting.

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Speaker 2: Now say to VICKI buying the count I say, it's

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Speaker 2: toilet paper day. It's toilet paper day.

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Speaker 3: You've been drinking. How about this one when anyone sings

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Speaker 3: happy birthday to you, or a big group sing happy birthday.

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Speaker 2: You do you love it, you.

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Speaker 3: Love people making life for you. I love it, you

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Speaker 3: love a us, you love it. I don't like it,

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Speaker 3: you love a fat How about this one the last

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Speaker 3: few seconds of a zoom call when everyone's trying to.

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Speaker 2: Hang ah and you're seeing the finger, and then because

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Speaker 2: their fingers going up to the screen.

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Speaker 3: They're not giving you the finger.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a zoom chat with you, but you're trying

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Speaker 1: to get the X to shut the screen. And then

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Speaker 1: when she's over and they're sitting there, they're looking at

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Speaker 1: you with that look and everyone's clocked out so their

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Speaker 1: faces have dropped.

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Speaker 3: And you and it's just that awkward moment.

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Speaker 1: The next thing is bad is when you say bye

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Speaker 1: to someone and then you walk off in the same direction.

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Speaker 1: Happens at airports all the time. Because you're getting off

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Speaker 3: We're also going to walk. That's a bad example because

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Speaker 3: you have no option but to walk together.

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Speaker 2: Well, I remember just sint Campbell, No, just sent to Franklin.

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Speaker 1: Now these days when we were on the dance show together,

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Speaker 1: the arrow bridge and then we I say, oh, this

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Speaker 1: is funny, isn't you know?

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Speaker 2: We're walking along together and you go yeah, yeah, And

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll go and get some fisherman's friends from the shop,

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Speaker 1: so give her time to fix your.

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Speaker 2: Breath for the pad.

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Speaker 1: And then we kept running into each other's right, I said,

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Speaker 3: You know why? In this time it's because she was

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Speaker 3: being packed because she was going out with buddy Franklin.

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Speaker 3: And did you think, oh, yeah, if I hang around there,

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Speaker 3: I can goon into the camera.

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Speaker 2: What world would I want that? Who wants that? You

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Speaker 2: know so little of me that you think.

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Speaker 3: That, Well you're the guy says I love toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that about you because there was a

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Speaker 1: worldwide pandemic, you remember that, and you couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Get toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: But now you can yeah, you can, but I've still

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Speaker 1: got the memories of that. It's like you see old

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Speaker 1: guys that were allowed live in the last pandemic clapping

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Speaker 1: out the candles on a cake because they don't blow

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Speaker 2: Guys, there's still old blokes.

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Speaker 1: Well they're probably dead now, but there were there were

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Speaker 3: When did you ever come across someone in the flesh

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Speaker 3: who was in that former panic.

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Speaker 1: I haven't come across anyone that lived through the form

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Speaker 2: But I'm saying to you that.

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Speaker 3: Old habits die hard.

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Speaker 1: The old habits die hard, And you're appreciative of not

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Speaker 1: blowing on a cake because you're all a spread death.

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Speaker 3: It is funny. We'd never do that now, and we'd

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Speaker 3: never sneeze into our hands now.

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Speaker 2: That I did.

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Speaker 1: And so in say, fifty sixty years from now, the

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Speaker 1: kids are going to go what's.

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Speaker 3: No, they will never ever sneeze into their hands. We

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Speaker 3: will never go back.

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Speaker 2: I will sneeze into their now.

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Speaker 3: They won't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they will no they won't.

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Speaker 3: They know they won't. I'm going to keep saying this

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Speaker 3: for fifty sixty years.

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Speaker 2: I'm starting to see why this ended up on the

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Speaker 2: cutting room floor.

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Speaker 3: Let's go home, old kids.

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Speaker 2: That's it for today. Come for more.