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Speaker 1: Well look at me Jonesy and Australia's Funniest FM Woman.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what a revelation. It has been deaned.

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Speaker 1: So you might be waking up you might have went

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Speaker 1: to bed last night, think you might have went to bed.

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Speaker 1: You would have gone to bed last night not knowing this.

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Speaker 1: But now it's official. Amanda's FM Radio's Funniest Woman.

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Speaker 2: I'm thrilled with the accolade everyone on that list. There

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Speaker 2: are incredible women.

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Speaker 1: There are, and I love all these women. I know

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Speaker 1: the more Hazel Phillips.

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Speaker 3: I know Hazel Phillips so well. But there's Kate Langbrook

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Speaker 3: and there she said, I know she's hilarious. Jane Kennedy,

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Speaker 3: She's brilliant. Jane Kennedy. You think she Kennedy the d

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Speaker 3: generation Jane Kenny.

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Speaker 2: Do you think she should have won Saturday Night Live?

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Speaker 2: Jane Kenny Sturday Night Live?

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Speaker 3: She did? What was the Saturday of The Late Show?

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Speaker 3: The Late Show?

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Speaker 2: Jane Kennedy from I know you're outraged that she didn't win.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying this a few times. What I'm saying

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Speaker 2: this a few times.

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Speaker 3: This is indication of how good you are when you're beating.

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Speaker 4: This person that should have won a funny say that

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Speaker 4: you being like that because you said that earlier.

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Speaker 3: You know what it is? This is what this is

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Speaker 3: what you bring to the table. This is some of

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Speaker 3: your materia.

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Speaker 2: Smell of updog in here?

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Speaker 3: What's up dog?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Match?

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Speaker 2: What's with you?

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Speaker 3: See?

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Speaker 2: You know it's incredible, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: And then there's your your, your, your sarcastic wit.

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Speaker 2: You know when you're you know, when you're a kid.

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Speaker 4: The best sound in the world on a Saturday afternoon

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Speaker 4: was this.

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Speaker 3: Mister whippy truck.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's the medieval minstrels going door to door.

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Speaker 2: Yes, mister whippy truck.

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Speaker 1: That that and who cannot forget your incredible joke telling skills?

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Speaker 2: Oh what have you got?

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Speaker 1: All?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: Now? There's two prawns, Christian and Justin, and they're sick

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Speaker 4: of being eaten. They don't like being eaten because they're

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Speaker 4: pretty much in the ocean, at the bottom of a

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Speaker 4: food chain. They get eaten by a lot of things.

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Speaker 4: So one day Justin says out loud, you know, I'd

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Speaker 4: love to be a shark, and a magical codopy is

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Speaker 4: and says, your wish is my command and.

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Speaker 2: Turns into a shark.

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Speaker 4: Christian swims away because Justin has become a shark. He

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Speaker 4: has become the predator everyone's frightened about. And this then

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Speaker 4: goes on for weeks. All of his friends, all of

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Speaker 4: Christian's friends, swim away because they're scared they'll be eaten

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Speaker 4: by it, of course, and after weeks, Christian says, well,

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Speaker 4: this is no fun.

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Speaker 2: I've got no friends left.

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Speaker 4: So he says, you know, he says, I'm really sick

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Speaker 4: of being a shark.

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Speaker 2: I don't actually like it. And the magical codopy is again.

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Speaker 4: And he turns back into a prawn.

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Speaker 2: He said, I'm going to go around to show Christian

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Speaker 2: that's right.

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Speaker 4: So he goes around and he says, Christian, Christian opened

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Speaker 4: the door, come out, it's me Justin. And Christian said, no,

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Speaker 4: you just want me to be your breakfast. And Justin says, no,

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Speaker 4: you don't understand. I found cod I'm a praud again.

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Speaker 3: Christian bomb dish.

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Speaker 2: There was a side splitter. My son had told me

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Speaker 2: that joke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, joke telling is your skills.

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Speaker 1: It did take us the best part of three hours

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Speaker 1: to get there, like you had, how many attempts?

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Speaker 4: He turns back into a prawn. So Christian goes around

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Speaker 4: to Justin's house. This is actually I need to say, Justin.

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Speaker 4: If my son's isn't, you'll hate me. Justin has become

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Speaker 4: the prawn.

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Speaker 2: It's tricky.

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Speaker 4: So Justin's a prawn, says I want to be a shark.

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Speaker 3: That was out of six o'clock. I know by eight

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Speaker 3: thirty I'd got it.

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Speaker 4: I had to do a flow chart so I could

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Speaker 4: see who lived where and who turned into what.

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Speaker 3: There's a rotary club with your name somewhere, Barbara Streisan. Again,

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Speaker 3: you are not just a funny girl. You are the

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Speaker 3: funniest person I know, Brendan.

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Speaker 2: But thank you.

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Speaker 3: Next to Jane Kennedy

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