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Speaker 1: Good morning, Pats, morning everyone, Good morning, Alexa, Good morning, Rio,
Speaker 1: Good morning. Was that McEnroe ranting at the fans at
Speaker 1: the airport and the sports news leave me alone?
Speaker 5: Stop?
Speaker 1: He's still got it. He's still got it. I like it.
Speaker 1: It's on brand everyone these days. All these celebrities are
Speaker 1: all they're just too shiny. You don't buy it, you
Speaker 1: know what. They're always kind like, they've got time for
Speaker 1: all the fans. I like it. The Macoo stool sometimes
Speaker 1: can be a bit cranky and don't get it here
Speaker 1: at the airport. It's probably got a long flight back
Speaker 1: to America, tied from the last couple of weeks of anything.
Speaker 1: He just also to get his plane or more botany,
Speaker 1: probably getting the lounge and away from us. He's tired.
Speaker 1: He's had a long tournament three weeks, so old is
Speaker 1: he now? Sixty odd. I reckon, he's got to be
Speaker 1: late sixties. He's just a bit cranky, and maybe he's
Speaker 1: not had a snack yet. He's not got to Macca's there.
Speaker 1: He's going to get through security, which in Australia, depending
Speaker 1: what city you're in. Melbourne's a strange city where they
Speaker 1: make you take your belt off.
Speaker 5: Ah, yes, and you never know and hold.
Speaker 1: It in your hand like you're a cowboy a rodeo.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do that. Maybe they do that just
Speaker 1: to me search a new thing. I s not reckon
Speaker 1: on the signs. We haven't had time to print them
Speaker 1: off yet out office works.
Speaker 5: I always never know, you know, when you go through
Speaker 5: the scan.
Speaker 6: Now, yeah, do you stand with your hands like sort
Speaker 6: of tied to your sides or do you do that
Speaker 6: mirror the slow I saw someone just standing normally. I
Speaker 6: didn't know that was an option. I think you could
Speaker 6: just stand like a normal person and not do that
Speaker 6: weird sort of picture that they do.
Speaker 1: I reckon. They should really just encourage you to style
Speaker 1: it out and throw your own shapes in there, Dad,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do, Okay, the cats and pitter
Speaker 1: of the worm, any of that, all right? Every Tuesday
Speaker 1: on the show. Then we talk about Monday and how
Speaker 1: did you start your week? Are you a Monday winner
Speaker 1: or loser? How did you start your week yesterday? What's
Speaker 1: it for you? Pats?
Speaker 7: There's always drama in our house, so I'm definitely a
Speaker 7: Monday loser. So my school, Yeah, back to school. My
Speaker 7: teenager got home yesterday.
Speaker 1: I haven't because you know what, Frank, you like macarro,
Speaker 1: leave me alone.
Speaker 7: Exhausted, exhausted, hungry, sweaty, wanting to know what's four pm.
Speaker 7: I have on our front door the mother of all wreaths,
Speaker 7: a beautiful floral wreath. And it's not a Christmas wreath.
Speaker 7: It's just a floral wreath, and it's rather large. It
Speaker 7: takes up the whole width of the front door.
Speaker 1: But I would, if I'm going by that said, I
Speaker 1: would presume that someone has passed away. No, No, I
Speaker 1: would Christmas. I just think when someone passes away.
Speaker 7: No, it says this is a happy home. It says
Speaker 7: you're welcome, come in, take your shoes off. I'll make
Speaker 7: you a kappa. It's just her very home.
Speaker 1: Shoes off you.
Speaker 5: Of course, absolutely it is.
Speaker 7: Anyway, Audrey, my daughter has quite very very curly hair
Speaker 7: and a lot of it. And as she's walked in
Speaker 7: the front door, and her and my husband have been
Speaker 7: complaining about this floral reef that it doesn't belong there,
Speaker 7: it gets in the way, it gets jammed in the door. Anyway,
Speaker 7: yesterday her hair got caught on it as she's coming
Speaker 7: through the front It's like a spider's web for a
Speaker 7: teenager pterodactyl. And we were there for about ten minutes
Speaker 7: trying to untake her hair fully.
Speaker 1: Stuck right, series of stranger things in the office, it's
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 7: And I had to fetch my husband, he was working
Speaker 7: up in the top office. He couldn't get her free.
Speaker 7: I actually had to cut her free. She was horrified
Speaker 7: because you know this year now she's in senior school.
Speaker 1: The first time, all about the look.
Speaker 7: They can wear their hair down. It doesn't have to
Speaker 7: be back like middle school hair had to be up.
Speaker 7: But now they're in senior school they can have the
Speaker 7: hair down.
Speaker 1: So it is all about now in my mind is
Speaker 1: kind of like Helenkata.
Speaker 7: Well, luckily she's got so much hair you couldn't tell
Speaker 7: it just like kind of covers it up.
Speaker 5: So the wreath might have to go.
Speaker 1: Today we must do today. We're going to do three
Speaker 1: top of Tuesday one things you've been stuck in or
Speaker 1: on your mum's front door wreath. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we're going to get anything better than that, Patsy, that's
Speaker 1: a great one. Let us know. How is your day yesterday?
Speaker 1: How's your Monday? How did you start the week? Which
Speaker 1: you're saying you're a Monday winn or loser? Text me
Speaker 1: which way and why? Oh? Four seven five three one
Speaker 1: o four three. I found a great way to wake
Speaker 1: yourself up very quickly this morning, quicker than any caffeine
Speaker 1: uber driver. Just suddenly I was aware we're going the
Speaker 1: wrong way. I normally go, wait, we're driving down the
Speaker 1: wrong way for freeway tour traffic coming towards us. No,
Speaker 1: you know when you do you can't just go excuse me.
Speaker 1: I went wrong way, wrong way, turn now, and this
Speaker 1: guy went obviously been working over that ship was like
Speaker 1: it was the seat was in the reclined position. When
Speaker 1: I got in, I thought, oh, maybe he's having some
Speaker 1: shut eye outside my house. Hopefully we're going to move
Speaker 1: up and get going low rider.
Speaker 8: But no, he was starting out like we're not west side.
Speaker 8: And then suddenly I'm on my phone checking emails, and
Speaker 8: I get the feeling, you know, you just have a
Speaker 8: sense of like space and time, like I never normally
Speaker 8: angled this way just around the corner for my house
Speaker 8: because it's the wrong way and freeways have a very
Speaker 8: clear five lanes coming at you.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I was just like it was and he
Speaker 1: sort of jumped. It startled him, as it should do.
Speaker 1: You need to be startled. He around immediately and start
Speaker 1: going the way there going towards the city.
Speaker 6: Are you able to just sort of do it like
Speaker 6: chucking you or is there a big barrier barrier?
Speaker 1: Then we had to reverse, and I actually thought this
Speaker 1: could be how I go. What a sad way in
Speaker 1: the back of a camera. This is how I end
Speaker 1: the day after I finally get to launch the prize
Speaker 1: side is wow, we want to shake the back of
Speaker 1: a camera with a low rider? Didn't didn't didn't have
Speaker 1: it going out like that for the guy doing a
Speaker 1: five point turn on a freeway.
Speaker 5: Early in his defense, like there's not a lot of
Speaker 5: when you get some sleep, he gets like zero, don't take.
Speaker 1: Me out with you?
Speaker 5: What did what have any starts?
Speaker 1: Did you give him? What? I felt bad? I still
Speaker 1: gave him five stars. And as I gave that, I
Speaker 1: can imagine my wife, what did Why would you give
Speaker 1: him five? But he didn't. No tis, no tips, cholie,
Speaker 1: no no.
Speaker 3: Fair.
Speaker 1: It really woke me up. It's like a cold shower.
Speaker 5: Maybe he knew. Maybe that's just good.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask all the Uber drivers, hey, just
Speaker 1: to have me feel something on the edge here, maybe
Speaker 1: just a you know, just an edge of down the
Speaker 1: wrong way or something to wake us up. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that really was my heart was just like when I
Speaker 1: couldn't quite trust him the rest of the trip and he
Speaker 1: could see me in the rear view mirror, just keep
Speaker 1: re eye on him, like nodding and stuff like that. Still
Speaker 1: put the seats up.
Speaker 3: Low Rider The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm begetting this week a winner. My new home office
Speaker 1: chair arrived. I say home office, should I be thinking, Oh, fancy,
Speaker 1: we've downsized. The home office is now simply a desk
Speaker 1: in up my bedroom. So this this chair turned up
Speaker 1: yesterday and it's the most comfortable chair I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot tell you. Oh it's gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do great things on this chair. Just watch
Speaker 1: my words, you go. What happened to him from February onwards?
Speaker 1: That guy changed. No, it's the chair I got. But
Speaker 1: the biggest pain is it it turned up in what
Speaker 1: I can only describe as a cardboard box thrown. It
Speaker 1: was very clear this was a chair because the chair
Speaker 1: was inside a tomb of a cardboards. Cardboard chair, yes,
Speaker 1: fully assembled, Yes, upright, so it's packaged. And then all
Speaker 1: I'm thinking is I got so much cardboard to get
Speaker 1: rid of?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, and so tonight it's recycling bin night. They
Speaker 1: go out tonight in my neighborhood. So tonight, after the
Speaker 1: cover of darkness, I'll be creepy. Has anyone ever done
Speaker 1: this before? Be honest, I think we all have creeping
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood opening up their bins quietly, and if
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of room, or even if there's not, squishing,
Speaker 1: theirs down and some of mine inch. It's so much cardboard.
Speaker 1: It's so much cardboard.
Speaker 6: I and those like a resis sidential bin's hard to
Speaker 6: fit a huge amount of cardboard.
Speaker 1: Well, what I have to do is I have to
Speaker 1: chop it up to small pieces, basically like a cut
Speaker 1: of cardboard, dexter drop it off body parts. A couple
Speaker 1: years ago, I got caught by somebody and I driven
Speaker 1: to another suffer oh wow, And luckily they turned out
Speaker 1: to be a listener and then asked for selfie buy
Speaker 1: them bin. Someone has a photo of me in my
Speaker 1: trackie acts and a load of cardboard, looking really quite
Speaker 1: awkward about this whole selfie. Actually, who are they going
Speaker 1: to show that to? Going? Who the hell is that
Speaker 1: guy with a load of ben with a load of
Speaker 1: cupboard in tiny pieces?
Speaker 6: It was illegally dumping, and it's not illegalgal signs everywhere.
Speaker 1: But I'm not dumping.
Speaker 5: I'm putting, putting it in a b.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I'm going to create a new
Speaker 1: phrase here. It's ethical dumping.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I reck And once your bin is out right,
Speaker 7: you're seemingly finished with your rubbish. And I think it's
Speaker 7: a free for all as long as they're putting, not
Speaker 7: putting like thinking yeah, like or something in it. I
Speaker 7: think it's a free for all. If you've got your
Speaker 7: bin out, I reckon your neighbor is.
Speaker 1: We had to drive to one of these tips on
Speaker 1: Friday because we had a load of because we've moved house.
Speaker 1: There's a load of polystinery and it's a nightmare to
Speaker 1: get rid of that stuff. It's horrible and so you
Speaker 1: can't just put it in your normal bin. You can't
Speaker 1: put it in recycling either, and so we've got loads
Speaker 1: of it. So we had to drive to one of
Speaker 1: those tip places and they said, all right, it's sixty
Speaker 1: dollars a back. How does that forget it? Insane? I
Speaker 1: just forget it right. Load. I had a load of
Speaker 1: the cardboard and I said to my wife, listen, there's
Speaker 1: no one watching it. I just dump a bag of
Speaker 1: this on a sinery here where Then my wife goes
Speaker 1: by el christ on what on? As you as you're
Speaker 1: leaving right, this woman comes out in hibs standing at
Speaker 1: the car on a walkie talkie. My wife goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you've been rumbled. I immediately was so scared,
Speaker 1: like am I, Oh my god? Well that Bonnie and Clyde.
Speaker 1: The woman goes window down window, Now sir, she goes, shuh,
Speaker 1: you have to bag of something back up there. Apparently
Speaker 1: you've got to go back and get it. My wife coaching.
Speaker 1: My wife coach immediately, oh that's her husband. I didn't
Speaker 1: get out at all, Let me under, Let me under
Speaker 1: straight away. My husband, he got out. I had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with this. I'm sorry. It must have rolled
Speaker 1: out the back of the car. This woman who'd heard
Speaker 1: it all just goes yeah, whatever, mates, all right, just
Speaker 1: give away some money.
Speaker 5: Sit in the hot seat, answer and.
Speaker 9: Questioned about the topic I picked for today. Sitting in
Speaker 9: the hot seat talking to Christian God and get to
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show and the hot Seat it is you, Natalie.
Speaker 10: Oh, good morning guys.
Speaker 1: How are we We're good? Natalie? Where about you listened
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Speaker 5: I'm in Maru bra Well.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for being one. Are you a
Speaker 1: new listener to the show in the last couple of weeks?
Speaker 11: Absolutely yes, and all throughout the holidays and yep, driving
Speaker 11: me to work.
Speaker 12: It's been great.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Welcome to the show. All right,
Speaker 1: let's try and win some money. So from last night's
Speaker 1: a Millionaire Hot Seat, here is a question. Okay, in
Speaker 1: twenty twelve, which was the first music video to reach
Speaker 1: one billion views on YouTube? Was it a sheer in
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Speaker 10: It was Gangam style?
Speaker 1: Correct? Do you win an instant one thousand dollars? Mere?
Speaker 1: Now time for the b Yo quiz? Bring topic? What topic?
Speaker 1: Do you want one question for us to instantly create?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Fleetwood.
Speaker 1: Matt Fleetwood Mac now is free Matt, because I think
Speaker 1: we played them about, didn't we playing little lies? About
Speaker 1: half an hour ago and early in the morning, and
Speaker 1: probably one of the producers word you gotta pick your
Speaker 1: own topic. Were you pressurized into coming up with this one?
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I do love Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 1: Great, okay, instant question BYO quiz. So there are Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 1: How many band members are in Fleetwood Matt, Let me
Speaker 1: play the dramatic music.
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, big fan of Fleetwood Mac. Do to
Speaker 1: pick any topic. This will be how many of them
Speaker 1: are there? This was a hot it's a radio hot seat.
Speaker 13: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Did you did you.
Speaker 1: Just say five? Did you just say five?
Speaker 10: Five?
Speaker 14: Yes?
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Speaker 10: I was missing Chrissy McBee.
Speaker 1: Are you missing all five? But anyway, it's early.
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Speaker 1: I guess yes, yeah, it doesn't matter. You are a
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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 10: That's great you call the show.
Speaker 1: Well done for being such a big Sipervan of Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 3: Christian o'connells podcast.
Speaker 1: Now yesterday, I was waiting for coffee after the show
Speaker 1: and there was a lady behind me head to toe
Speaker 1: wearing AO gear like she obviously worked for the AO.
Speaker 1: We get talking. She listens to the show Lovely Woman,
Speaker 1: and I said, I was at your car there and
Speaker 1: it was emblazon with like AO stuff on the side,
Speaker 1: because I'm alert like that. And I said, that's that
Speaker 1: fancy looking cart was a high end car. And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you do? And she goes, I drive around VIPs.
Speaker 1: You know, when someone else wants a backup question. She
Speaker 1: she she did that thing where she saw she sort
Speaker 1: of smoking. You probably want to asking the one and
Speaker 1: you made so I go, do you mean the players?
Speaker 1: And she she did that move where she looked around
Speaker 1: she went yeah. I went all right, wow, I said,
Speaker 1: who's your favorite? She goes, Carlos. I know. She goes,
Speaker 1: I've been driving around. I do this. It's a seasonal job,
Speaker 1: obviously when it's here. I've been doing this for a
Speaker 1: couple of years, and I've picked up all all the greats.
Speaker 1: She said, Carlos and his family the kindest, happiest people,
Speaker 1: whether he's one or lost, just nothing but joy all
Speaker 1: the time. And he said, hey, listen, don't give my
Speaker 1: name on air, but a little fat for you. And
Speaker 1: I don't even know your name, so you were safe here,
Speaker 1: and she goes. He doesn't like being called Carlos by
Speaker 1: the way, so she goes, No, he thinks it's too serious.
Speaker 1: It's what he used to be yelled when he was
Speaker 1: a kid, Carlos. You know, I said, what does he
Speaker 1: want to be known? Now? She goes, he prefer I
Speaker 1: wrote this down in my phone. I went, hang on
Speaker 1: and forget this, Carlitos or or she goes all the
Speaker 1: other one that he likes to be known as Charlie.
Speaker 1: Charlie is what he should rebrand as Charlie Alcaraz. He's
Speaker 1: He's Alarican, isn't he. Charlie is completely different brand to
Speaker 1: Carlos Alcaraz. Charlie Alcaraz is a different person.
Speaker 5: So Carlitos like a lot, and I.
Speaker 6: Wonder if we could use that with the team, like
Speaker 6: Christiana when you're thinking it's silly, you.
Speaker 1: Know, justasitail of the shows. All right, it's time for
Speaker 1: this week's things that make you go. Girl needs to
Speaker 1: make you go.
Speaker 7: Get me started today.
Speaker 1: He needs to make you don't get mad, get funny?
Speaker 1: Text us, Now, what are the small things to drive
Speaker 1: you mad? Text me? On four seventy five three, one
Speaker 1: oh four three for me. I don't know how many
Speaker 1: of you have had this thing happened the last couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. You call up a restaurant and suddenly you
Speaker 1: think it speaks to a human. It's not as Ai
Speaker 1: with a fake keyboard tapping in the background. Oh my,
Speaker 1: what I thought? I was Tracker's lady, and a little
Speaker 1: bit distracted, she sounded, and then it's I'm thinking, bloody,
Speaker 1: how long is it take to type out? And also
Speaker 1: I hadn't said, can you type this down? I just
Speaker 1: want to move a reservation. I hate if you need
Speaker 1: to move the reservation. They go, you're you're now within
Speaker 1: the red window and you're going to need to call us.
Speaker 1: We'll have a little chat, and we'll have a little
Speaker 1: chat about you wanted to move this lunch reservation. Why
Speaker 1: lick wakers do that. I don't want to cancel it.
Speaker 1: I get that. I just want to move it back
Speaker 1: an hour. What you call? They explain yourself exactly, because
Speaker 1: the chef's been waiting, he's got his knife out the
Speaker 1: pans already, and oh, mister big shot wants to move
Speaker 1: it back an hour? Cool, explain yourself, man, Anyway, this
Speaker 1: lady's chanting to me, I am, I better help you
Speaker 1: with that, sir. And I had this. I think, why
Speaker 1: she didn't even taken my name or what time the
Speaker 1: book it is? Why she up really tapping away? And
Speaker 1: then I realized it's an AI humanoid.
Speaker 5: And if you're going to be AI, just be fast.
Speaker 6: I don't want you to like pretend to go through
Speaker 6: the whole pilava.
Speaker 1: Of all I will say eventually, she was incredibly effective.
Speaker 1: And Rio look around the team that we have taken
Speaker 1: the phones at the moment. Are you not telling me
Speaker 1: they can't be improved with an LM instead of them?
Speaker 5: No comment.
Speaker 1: We get them, but we get the shrieking. It'd be quieter,
Speaker 1: it'd be a lot quieter, Alex, what's it for you?
Speaker 15: Servos without toilets? It annoys me to know and you're walking.
Speaker 15: I've got three children too, seven year old twins and
Speaker 15: a four year old boy, and you've got no toilet
Speaker 15: in there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where's the toilet.
Speaker 15: There's no one here, there's nothing here, Like, what do
Speaker 15: you mean?
Speaker 1: It's a server? You should be It should be the law.
Speaker 1: It should be the law. It should be the law.
Speaker 1: It should be illegal. Definitely, because you actually trust well,
Speaker 1: if I need to go as soon as I see
Speaker 1: a servo a pull over, if I need to refuel,
Speaker 1: but I'll go to the toilet, especially if you've got
Speaker 1: kids they just need to go. You ever got to
Speaker 1: turn a pull over. And I know there are apps
Speaker 1: that will let you know where the public toilets are,
Speaker 1: but servos are everywhere. You just presume that they've got
Speaker 1: the basic facility to go to the toilet with kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of them in Sydney. I know
Speaker 1: that there's some in Melbourne as well.
Speaker 15: And also restaurants where you need to get a key
Speaker 15: to go outside the restaurant to go to the toilet
Speaker 15: outside the restaurant.
Speaker 1: So embarrassing. It embarrassing a key, Who is the key?
Speaker 1: Where's the key? And also so embarrassing because basically saying,
Speaker 1: excuse me, oh, do you want to drink or anything?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: No, no toilet, So do you need the key? And
Speaker 1: then you get out have a no easy job with
Speaker 1: some big wooden blocking it. You've got to wander through
Speaker 1: or something, and everyone knows, Oh someone's off in here
Speaker 1: there wild they know, bloody he's a big lump like
Speaker 1: I better make a big pressure performance anxiety. Oh could
Speaker 1: you not go? No, it's going to be stressing them.
Speaker 1: I'll come back an out of time if I need it.
Speaker 1: All right, let's know, what's it for you? A small
Speaker 1: thing that drives you mad? Oh? Four seven five three
Speaker 1: one o four three.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What's the small thing that drives you nuts? Christian? One
Speaker 1: gets under my skin? What is it? Andrew? I'm our skin.
Speaker 1: You're telling people that sit on the toilet, but actually
Speaker 1: just sat on the toilet. They're not doing anything. They're
Speaker 1: using their phones. They're scrolling. Now, it's true if it's
Speaker 1: a public toilet. No, it's all business. No scrolling.
Speaker 5: No, give us.
Speaker 1: A long because we know we can see illumination from
Speaker 1: the phone beaming up.
Speaker 5: But it's like your one little place for peace, a
Speaker 5: bit of quad.
Speaker 1: Not in a public space, not in a public toilet.
Speaker 5: Come on, don't we all deserve a bit of luxury.
Speaker 1: And also there's two class systems in public toilets. Ladies
Speaker 1: toilets are beautifully maintained by the ladies. Men's toilets are disgusting.
Speaker 1: No they are. It's actually it's awful and they're just
Speaker 1: like foul. They are rantid everywhere, such such smells. Who
Speaker 1: could live like this? The answer men? Christian? What's a
Speaker 1: small thing dancing amount? James here? Christian? When some parks
Speaker 1: their car outside my house? Totally legal, but Jesus's annoying.
Speaker 1: That's me now in our new place, I have to
Speaker 1: bark outside somebody else's house, and I feel so bad
Speaker 1: to park it. I don't have a driveway. I feel
Speaker 1: so bad. I try and do it where they can't
Speaker 1: see it from their window.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they don't know that.
Speaker 1: It's uyes Christian. Some more thing makes me go gurr
Speaker 1: when the people in my street do not use their
Speaker 1: driveway and park on the street. I do not have
Speaker 1: a street parking, so I have to park down the street.
Speaker 1: I can't even bark it for at my own house.
Speaker 1: You paid for driveway, use it, Christian. Mine must remain
Speaker 1: anonymous in case my neighbors are listening. Tensions are running,
Speaker 1: Christian Caleb here. Something that makes me gour is when
Speaker 1: people merge slowly onto the freeway. I can't stand that.
Speaker 1: I really can't stand that, Christian. Gurr. Why are English
Speaker 1: muffins only cut halfway through? Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, pre this is a big one.
Speaker 1: Pree hear it from Telee the maneuver. Do your job.
Speaker 1: You've got one job, slicer.
Speaker 6: Well it's that those English for you, they just won't
Speaker 6: finish the job.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing what happens here is because in England, the
Speaker 1: home of the English muffins, they're cut all the way
Speaker 1: through here, ciperclosi, Oh should be right. Oh bloody, here
Speaker 1: was this truth?
Speaker 5: Is it nice?
Speaker 1: Down they are? I'll finish this off later.
Speaker 5: What is this accent?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It's well, it's a
Speaker 1: guy who's traveled a lot in the army. We send
Speaker 1: them out here for assuming that you obvious he's will
Speaker 1: do the cut. But of course I know what it's like. Christian.
Speaker 1: What about those people who swing way too wide before
Speaker 1: turning around the corner. You're right, if you're not in
Speaker 1: a truck or a bus, take it easy, makay, swing
Speaker 1: her out nice and wide, coming in, Kinnie Smith and
Speaker 1: a lot of you do not put wet cardboard in
Speaker 1: the recycling bent. It can't be recycled. And apparently then
Speaker 1: the people in the truck, the people in the truck,
Speaker 1: they were just dump the whole lot in landfill in anger.
Speaker 1: Really I did not know how Now we know as well.
Speaker 1: Also when we say something that drives us mad, were
Speaker 1: the goat is referred to? Isn't it it gets my goat? Yes? Right,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's the phrase it is the common phrase
Speaker 1: is oh, that gets my goat? Right? A lot of
Speaker 1: people are testing in that right now. The one lone
Speaker 1: guy Tom has said it gets on my goat.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's an Australian thing.
Speaker 1: Is it getting on the goat? That would be my
Speaker 1: small thing. It's like, it's is my goat? Who the
Speaker 1: head is on the goat? Now you're getting my goat
Speaker 1: by getting on the goats while the goat? Yeah, why
Speaker 1: is it a goat? Is it an angry billy goat?
Speaker 5: I just looked it up.
Speaker 6: It originated in the early nineteen hundreds American racing or
Speaker 6: boxing scene. But I it's no sorry, this is actually
Speaker 6: so by the way.
Speaker 1: Boring tangent, But there are no tangents on this shows.
Speaker 1: There was a boxing fight over the weekend, two guys heavyweight.
Speaker 1: One of the guys he got hit in the head
Speaker 1: and his two pay came off. He was you can't
Speaker 1: tell right, and it just comes off his head and
Speaker 1: it starts the boxes. Both start laughing because, hey, you
Speaker 1: wearing a two pay you don't get a lot of
Speaker 1: a classic old fashioned glued on top of the head.
Speaker 1: You don't get a lot of the mine, and you
Speaker 1: certainly don't get enough in sport.
Speaker 5: Especially boxing, where you get in the head.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit on the ring. He then just says,
Speaker 1: can I just get back to carry on the fight?
Speaker 1: I can pro here was like a ponytail as well.
Speaker 5: Agacy, Yes, it was incredible.
Speaker 1: One of the great scenes any anyway, nothing to do
Speaker 1: with anything but everything to do with something.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 9: You've got bills you need to pay.
Speaker 16: The Make of Christian payment every day in be in
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Speaker 17: You've got bills.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's pay some bills. This is the Bank of
Speaker 1: Christian I'm paying your bills every day. Head to the
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Speaker 1: calling you all right. Let's try calling Melinda now driving
Speaker 1: lessons for her son, son of Melinda. Hell, I'm Linda
Speaker 1: speaking Melinda. This is Christian O'Connell calling from the Bank
Speaker 1: of Christian. Good Christian, Good morning Melinda. Now Melinda, driving
Speaker 1: lessons for your kids. They cost a lot of money,
Speaker 1: don't they.
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness, I do manual driving lessons.
Speaker 10: Do that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Good on him. He's learning the proper way, the og
Speaker 1: ways stick. Now, how much is it a lesson?
Speaker 12: It's eighty dollars a lesson.
Speaker 11: They charge more for manual lessons because most kids are
Speaker 11: learning it.
Speaker 1: Also, Yeah, that's right. Okay, so the bell is two hundred.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pay for a couple more lessons. We're
Speaker 1: going to round that up to five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Christian, thank you so much.
Speaker 11: I I don't know whether to laugh or crist this
Speaker 11: is amazing.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe try both.
Speaker 10: Oh well, I can about to go into work.
Speaker 1: Please don't do that. I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 1: to send you sad into into work. But do tell
Speaker 1: that kid if he fails them, I want my money back.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a really, I can't a dollar a week
Speaker 1: and today's pay me my investment. And what is the
Speaker 1: name of your son.
Speaker 11: My son's name is Billy and hot on the heels.
Speaker 11: In another two months, my other son La and gets
Speaker 11: his loaners.
Speaker 1: Wow wow, well well look train Billy up then he
Speaker 1: can do Liam.
Speaker 6: Amazing.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much, Christian, your timing is amazing. I
Speaker 11: was literally about to get out of the car and
Speaker 11: go to work and we can't have our phone swisses,
Speaker 11: so had you been another minute you would have missed me.
Speaker 1: All again, I'm so glad I caught you. Melinda. All right,
Speaker 1: take care, have a good day and good luck to Billy.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: One you'll bill paid who doesn't head to the gold
Speaker 1: website dot com today? You upload it and I could
Speaker 1: be calling you with the bank of me Christian.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Now you're probably sen and going I hope he's going
Speaker 1: to go back to that ghost stuff. You know we are,
Speaker 1: you know we are get the tame back open. I said,
Speaker 1: keep it down.
Speaker 5: I remember it.
Speaker 1: Because they're all waiting in their cars right now across Australia.
Speaker 1: They're not getting out of the cars. Do we go
Speaker 1: about what's the origin of that gets my goat?
Speaker 6: Back in the nineteen hundreds, in American horse racing, they
Speaker 6: believe that a goat would calm down a horse. So
Speaker 6: the goats would stay in the stables. Rivals, sneaky rivals
Speaker 6: would steal the goat from the horse's stable to upset
Speaker 6: and make the rival horse anxious.
Speaker 1: Hence, get my goat, That gets my goat. Someone's got
Speaker 1: my goat. They got my damn goat, gets my goat.
Speaker 5: Give me my goat.
Speaker 1: Back right, And so you're angry, is stressed. So it
Speaker 1: makes no sense that gets on my goat makes no
Speaker 1: sense unless they were sending in a small jockey, a
Speaker 1: rival jockey to ride that coat. The tiniest tiniest jockeys
Speaker 1: they slip under the stable, do anyway. I've taken this
Speaker 1: far enough. You get now, we know, now, we know
Speaker 1: you know. You're welcome Australia. See we told you a
Speaker 1: national breakfast show with what do you think any of
Speaker 1: those local mumblies up and down the dial have got
Speaker 1: the goat stuff? No color? Jackie O? Don't we are
Speaker 1: we talking about three cents or something? If they haven't
Speaker 1: yet give it time, Hey, Rile by night. All right,
Speaker 1: it's not one, not two, but three ways to come
Speaker 1: a goat of this radio show. Three ways. We're doing
Speaker 1: three topic Tuesday. This is where three ways you to
Speaker 1: get your stories on the show, and three ways you'd
Speaker 1: have win some money as well, two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars spend at Chemist's warehouse for the best call we
Speaker 1: get you on the next thirty minutes on the show.
Speaker 1: First of all, at the start today's show, Patsy tolds
Speaker 1: incredible store about her port daughter Ordie, who got stuck
Speaker 1: in an oversized wreath that is on the front door
Speaker 1: of Patsy's home.
Speaker 7: You had to color here out of it after school yesterday.
Speaker 7: She's devastated as.
Speaker 1: A fuck at school. Teenage you care about your look
Speaker 1: and your mum's got some venus fly trap of a wreath.
Speaker 1: Who's got a wreath in the middle of summer on
Speaker 1: the front door.
Speaker 5: It's like a horror house a show.
Speaker 1: Every neighborhood has that house by the way with someone
Speaker 1: like Patsy in it, you know, scary old people living
Speaker 1: yea's fair moli All right, So what if you got
Speaker 1: stuck on stuck or snagged your stories about what he'd
Speaker 1: been stuck or snut snacked on snowd on. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say hung, but Rio said, that's a different
Speaker 1: kind of story we're looking for, and not this kind
Speaker 1: of show, So let's just keep it stuck and snacked,
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, the number you need thirty fifty five,
Speaker 1: twenty two. Losing a shoe Stories about losing a shoe.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine is a paramedic, has been for years,
Speaker 1: and he was telling me one night he said he
Speaker 1: just had enough of picking up drunk people. Said, they're
Speaker 1: just a nightmare at the hospital. They're rude or obnoxious.
Speaker 1: So what they do when they really aren't like that?
Speaker 1: He takes a shoe of theirs and just throws out
Speaker 1: the back of the screwed with them.
Speaker 5: That is you know what, that's That's just it.
Speaker 1: I get it. That's karma, tarmas and the other really
Speaker 1: bad one. He maybe promised never to send this on
Speaker 1: the radio, but he lives in the UK. If they
Speaker 1: were married, guys, he would take off their wedding ring
Speaker 1: and hide it somewhere in their gear. They got some
Speaker 1: explained to do. Where they got home? Where's your where's
Speaker 1: and you've got you've got a terrible hangover? That to
Speaker 1: the hospital. Where's their wedding ring? Just a couple of hours? Yeah, mayhem,
Speaker 1: fair enough?
Speaker 5: Put up with too much?
Speaker 1: Exactly, lose a shoe all right, your story is about
Speaker 1: losing a shoe and what have you been hitting the
Speaker 1: head by? Right now? The world, the world. Millions of
Speaker 1: people have seen that clip. Surely we all know the
Speaker 1: clip we're talking about, this one from the Rumble. Forget
Speaker 1: about Rumbling the Jungle, the Rumble On King Streets, a.
Speaker 18: Chair thrown outside a strip club hits some man in
Speaker 18: the head and he goes down hard. It happened here
Speaker 18: around nine to twenty last night on King Street in
Speaker 18: the city, outside Bar twenty. The man and the mate
Speaker 18: had been inside but were thrown out. One of them
Speaker 18: grabbed a chair from a restaurant next door, despite stuff
Speaker 18: and customers there trying to stop him. And it's suspected
Speaker 18: it was trying to throw it at security at the
Speaker 18: front door, but instead it hid his mate in the head.
Speaker 1: And knocked him completely to the ground. In a se
Speaker 1: seemed clip like this, it's the biggest viral clip in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 6: So today it'll be like at the end of year,
Speaker 6: like moments that defined twenty twenty sees.
Speaker 1: Yesterday it got over forty one million views. That's a
Speaker 1: whole world to look at it. We must go to
Speaker 1: this country look at them.
Speaker 6: Half a million of those were you just rewatching it?
Speaker 1: It's the modern day to suprud the footage. Oliver Stone's
Speaker 1: going to make a movie about it. Back into left,
Speaker 1: back into the left, all right, so three ways cool
Speaker 1: now thirteen fifty five twenty two. You can also text
Speaker 1: us you'll stories four seven five three, one oh four
Speaker 1: three What have you been hitting the head by? Your
Speaker 1: story about losing a shoe? And your story is about
Speaker 1: being stuck thirteen fifty five twenty two. Give us a
Speaker 1: cool shay story.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: I have for the best job in the world. Sometimes
Speaker 1: a caller will say something on the show. Someone would
Speaker 1: text dinner or an email. We put it on a mug.
Speaker 1: It's like a funny phrase. I think we found this
Speaker 1: year's first thing to go on a mug. Just there's
Speaker 1: no They must have sent another story on the text,
Speaker 1: but it's out of sync. I can't find the setup.
Speaker 1: All I've got is this payoff. It's simply a message
Speaker 1: that says to me, just this five words, who throws
Speaker 1: a chuck? I don't know what.
Speaker 19: Someone would have been hit in the head by chuck?
Speaker 19: And they're right, who throws a chuck? And I want
Speaker 19: to know is that a live chuck? Yeah, we're talking
Speaker 19: the roast in the supermarket like one?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean is it live?
Speaker 15: One?
Speaker 5: Frozen?
Speaker 1: Frozen? Wipe somebody out? Yeah, that's probably what the guy
Speaker 1: thrown out the street club Saturday night, you know, is
Speaker 1: trying to find the cold was to get a frozen
Speaker 1: chuck and throw that? The chair will have to do.
Speaker 5: I must know we need a.
Speaker 1: Who what's the setup to? Who throws the chuck? Where
Speaker 1: were you? Why is it in the air?
Speaker 6: There's almost no situation I could think where you need
Speaker 6: to be throwing any form of choke?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, you're quite right, barbecuech There are so
Speaker 1: many questions right now everywhere. We have to find the
Speaker 1: answer to this. All right, So three ways for you
Speaker 1: to stare share your stories on today's show. Most more
Speaker 1: numbers you need of the phone number, which is thirteen
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two. Obviously, what have you been hit
Speaker 1: in the head by someone listening out they're in Australia?
Speaker 1: Has been the head? But the head by a chuck?
Speaker 1: We need to know the first bit. Remember we go
Speaker 1: sat up lampeyof or is it a new game they're playing?
Speaker 1: With us. Now were goes pay off? Then you've got
Speaker 1: to work out the setup. So is out losing a shoe?
Speaker 1: And what have you been stuck in on by Let's
Speaker 1: go to Vicky. Good morning, Vicky, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Thank you Christian.
Speaker 1: Good morning morning Vicky.
Speaker 12: I've been stuck. This is a long time ago. Girlfriend
Speaker 12: and I went to Carton footy ground on a Sunday
Speaker 12: to watch training, did all that, went to go home,
Speaker 12: realized we had no idea how to actually get out
Speaker 12: of the ground. There was no obvious exits, so we
Speaker 12: thought I would just go through the revolving turnstyle like
Speaker 12: you normally do to go into the ground. So I
Speaker 12: went through first, got stuck halfway, suddenly realized, okay, how
Speaker 12: am I going to get out of here? At the
Speaker 12: Sunday there's literally nobody about Oh no, yeah, and I'm
Speaker 12: not a small person. Looked up when oh, okay, I
Speaker 12: can climb up the turnstyle and get out except for
Speaker 12: all that barbed wire.
Speaker 1: Up there and okuess that's for for people not familiar
Speaker 1: with Carton, They're terrible and it's probably stoped fans or
Speaker 1: players leave in the grounds. It's a turnstile you can't
Speaker 1: leave through many have tried. That's why they have this
Speaker 1: a lot. It's a one way one you can you can,
Speaker 1: that's at the Hotel California. You can never leave. How
Speaker 1: very degous, but you get stuck in it.
Speaker 12: Well, I think it was quite a while. Actually, well
Speaker 12: I said quite a while, probably half an hour or.
Speaker 1: Long time.
Speaker 12: That's a long time.
Speaker 1: What happened? How do they get you free? They lube
Speaker 1: you up or the fibergame come? They use vasilina here.
Speaker 12: No, look, nothing nearly is exciting.
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 12: I just went, well, I'm going to just have to
Speaker 12: go through this barbed wire, aren't I? So I must
Speaker 12: have looked like I was trying to get out of
Speaker 12: Starlight Turday and I'm try to weave my way through
Speaker 12: all this stuff. Long story short, I did get out.
Speaker 12: Torma jeans, tom Andy's tour. The butt shake, how.
Speaker 1: Are your friends? Wild? Old training session alerts her up to.
Speaker 12: Yeah, she was killing herself laughing. I'm killing the self laughing,
Speaker 12: which made it even harder.
Speaker 1: Is this what skills? Don't found him?
Speaker 12: We were just we were just hoping though players would
Speaker 12: go past and bruise our sixteen year old. You know, egos. Yeah,
Speaker 12: and so damaged.
Speaker 1: Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, great story, wild story. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for sharing that with us. Thank you, have a
Speaker 1: great day. We have to carry on to my talking
Speaker 1: about turnstiles and the other thing. I get nervous going
Speaker 1: through revolving doors. Has anyone ever got jammed in them?
Speaker 6: Someone stuck in a revolving door at a hotel lobby
Speaker 6: where they got like it just shut down halfway through
Speaker 6: and he was he.
Speaker 1: Was, they can't get in. You can't get them snacks
Speaker 1: and is it a turnstile you can maybe you know
Speaker 1: through the slots you can get them. You're You're in.
Speaker 5: He was locked in. I don't know how long. Fire
Speaker 5: just went on with my day, but I was walking fast.
Speaker 5: I saw her. I was, Oh, that's that's for you.
Speaker 1: Man tomorrow on the show Turnstiles and revolving Doors. That
Speaker 1: was a great story. Let's got a let's got a
Speaker 1: John here, John, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14: Yeah, thank you, thanks so much. I was working in
Speaker 14: the city in Chatswood tonight. I was walking on the
Speaker 14: main road and my knife dapper suit, thinking I was
Speaker 14: a million dollars and I don't know where I just
Speaker 14: felt this stud in my head. It would startled me.
Speaker 14: And I looked up and I saw some trades laughing,
Speaker 14: carrying on, and they threw a donate and bab at
Speaker 14: my head.
Speaker 1: You don't waste a kebab like that, guys. I looked
Speaker 1: at it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I thought, is that chili beef or is it
Speaker 14: just playing?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It got a nice bit of chitty sauce there.
Speaker 5: Who throws the cabab?
Speaker 1: Who throws a that's worse than a chuck in my
Speaker 1: eyes Australian throw it down your mouth. That's the only
Speaker 1: basic goes exactly, John, incredible story. Thank you very much
Speaker 1: for sharing mate. Thanks to calling the show, John.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Christian o'connald, Hello podcast.
Speaker 1: Good on. Here's to Christiana O'Connell show live across Australia. Now,
Speaker 1: this show is sponsored by a Chemist's warehouse. They paid
Speaker 1: to get the lights on and in the studio as
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Speaker 1: see what's happening in there and that she can't wait
Speaker 1: till nine o'clock chatting. She was you're calling in with
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Speaker 1: what you want there? All right? So we are doing
Speaker 1: three topic tuesdays. Your story is about being stuck, Your
Speaker 1: stories about losing a shoe like this classic.
Speaker 2: I'm a funeral director, really rainy, horrible day with just buried. Mum,
Speaker 2: I'm standing behind the priest. He steps back, He steps back.
Speaker 2: I had nowhere to go, so I stepped up on
Speaker 2: the grove by me and it was gravel boom. I
Speaker 2: went down to my waist.
Speaker 17: In the grape Philly.
Speaker 2: Is that whole gas that across the family. So they're mixing.
Speaker 2: Everyone stops, helps me ge ahead of grave. My shoe
Speaker 2: to these days still down there.
Speaker 1: I like that story. It's just timeless, all right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: stories about being stuck, losing a shoe and what have
Speaker 1: you been hit in the head By Christian Whilstar working
Speaker 1: traffic control in Sydney, five o'clock in the morning, I'm
Speaker 1: putting out my first sign, bent over and my pants
Speaker 1: got caught on a rusty nil right near my bottom,
Speaker 1: til my pants down my leg. I had rip pants
Speaker 1: for the rest of the day, right up until eight
Speaker 1: o'clock at night when I finished work. To make things worse,
Speaker 1: that day, I was the team leader. My butt sheet
Speaker 1: was hanging out blows having meetings on the go. That's
Speaker 1: your story, right, sir Christian. When I was twelve, I
Speaker 1: was hitting the head by a seesaw.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Christian Wiley, try and get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of who threw the chuck and what kind of chuck.
Speaker 1: Friend of mine also got hit in the head by
Speaker 1: chuck during a Mexican Wave at the MCG. Is it
Speaker 1: a Mexican follow I didn't know that was part of
Speaker 1: the Mexica Wave. Someone in the group has to throw
Speaker 1: a chicken at the right toe when the arms go
Speaker 1: up as he goes around chickens in. Yeah, guys, Christian,
Speaker 1: did the person that tax addicted to you who throws
Speaker 1: the chuck? It was alto correct and it was who
Speaker 1: throws a chair? About the story that happened? Possibly so
Speaker 1: many questions here we can answer them right now. The
Speaker 1: man that sent the message and all I got was
Speaker 1: that who throws a chuck is on the line now, Brad,
Speaker 1: it was you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was Christian.
Speaker 20: It's the story I've been telling for years, and it
Speaker 20: always ended with who.
Speaker 1: Throws a chill? Well, I got to hear the story.
Speaker 1: Now we all want to hear the story. Brad. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for sending it into the show as well.
Speaker 20: I appreciate that I was at the SCG back in
Speaker 20: the day I was ten years old and they used
Speaker 20: to have can to its empty cans just break up
Speaker 20: for no reason and I'm standing in the middle of
Speaker 20: the crowd and suddenly I'll get hit in the head
Speaker 20: with half a chicken.
Speaker 6: What a country can fight?
Speaker 5: Hearing that?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: So people just taking cans on each other.
Speaker 7: Hey, wow, that's when they were real metal as well.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, proper cans. And tell me this what kind
Speaker 1: of so was it a half cooked one? It was cooked,
Speaker 1: a cooked half cooked, a bit of sea nice, nice chicken,
Speaker 1: salt on that.
Speaker 5: Don't bring a trick to a can fight.
Speaker 1: Brad, that's an amazing story. I'm so glad we got
Speaker 1: to clear it up. You are today's winner. I'm going
Speaker 1: to give you two hundred and fifty dollars suspend at
Speaker 1: Chemist Warehouse. Thanks a lot, Christian, love the show, Thanks mate,
Speaker 1: a really funny story. Thank you so much. Thanks Brad.
Speaker 1: Have a great day. Let's go to easy when you're
Speaker 1: cutting them on and off. Okay, let's get to Lily.
Speaker 21: Now, morning Lily, Good morning, Christian, how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good? How's your morning going? So far?
Speaker 3: Lily, so fast?
Speaker 7: So good?
Speaker 1: Now, Lily's your story for us.
Speaker 10: We recently had hard rubbish around my little suburb of
Speaker 10: roads and I couldn't believe my life when I came
Speaker 10: across the kayak, but it didn't dawn on me. Perhaps
Speaker 10: it was out hard rubbish for a reason or another.
Speaker 10: So I thought we should test it. So we brought
Speaker 10: it down into our apartment complex in the pool and
Speaker 10: I jumped in. My father in law, my partner, brother
Speaker 10: in law, mother in law were all there. I thought, okay,
Speaker 10: well we did a couple laps up and down and
Speaker 10: it was staying aflow. They're perfect. Now we can go
Speaker 10: try it out in the river. But in an attempt
Speaker 10: to get out of the kayak, my bikini bottom lapped
Speaker 10: from aside, and my poor father in law in the
Speaker 10: back end would have had seen everything. No One knowing
Speaker 10: what had happened, were laughing and hysterics, wondering what's going on,
Speaker 10: until they realized I'm actually stuck. You're trying to flail
Speaker 10: get me off. Well, I can't get off because I'm
Speaker 10: stuck by my bum and this boot. I sculerated the face,
Speaker 10: foot and ventilating.
Speaker 22: And all thought, oh, what a scene, unbelievable and wow,
Speaker 22: so how they get you out?
Speaker 10: Well, eventually everyone worked out that I was quite stuck,
Speaker 10: and he couldn't flail to get me out, so both
Speaker 10: and the brother in law and the partner came around.
Speaker 10: They had to lift me up, but I think more
Speaker 10: ended up getting exposed with their assistance and needed to do.
Speaker 1: What a scene? What a scene?
Speaker 10: Yes, it was quite a day. We ended up checking
Speaker 10: on him every day for a week and I think
Speaker 10: you're still recuperating.
Speaker 3: Lely.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for sharing that incredible story. Brilliant
Speaker 1: story well told. Thank you have a great day you too.
Speaker 10: Thanks.
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Speaker 1: All right, this is a big day today, a really
Speaker 1: big day. So it's been on the move since Thursday. Thursday,
Speaker 1: Josh from the show flew up to the Gold Coast
Speaker 1: where one of you Jazz who listens to the show
Speaker 1: on the Gold Coast, received the cabaner and then in
Speaker 1: the first day she received it and then handed it
Speaker 1: off Tiny. You're in charge of cabana affairs on the show.
Speaker 1: Have you a chance yet to floss your teeth?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the kind of team we know. The all mean.
Speaker 1: So who then picked up that Rowena Rowena picked it up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now drove it to Sydney.
Speaker 5: To Sydney. Then on Sunday dropped it off with Gail.
Speaker 5: And it's with Gail as we speak.
Speaker 1: So Gail runs the optometris, Yes, and they have one
Speaker 1: in Bateman's Bay, which is where it's going to be
Speaker 1: this afternoon.
Speaker 5: This afternoon, about four o'clock, it should be there.
Speaker 1: Okay, you said that like people should just look up
Speaker 1: in the sky. You might see a land at that
Speaker 1: Haley's Common at four o'clock today. And then we've just
Speaker 1: got a small problem of how do we get it
Speaker 1: from Bateman's Bay moving towards Melbourne, Melbourne to Adelaide, Adelaide
Speaker 1: to Berth.
Speaker 5: It's a small my problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, So we have got this message from
Speaker 1: one of you.
Speaker 13: Karen, Hi Christian, my name's Karen. I'm happy to be
Speaker 13: your cabana person and pick up the cabana from Gail
Speaker 13: in Batemans. I'm heading up there Tuesday. I'll be back
Speaker 13: Saturday night to Jembrook. The only problem is I need
Speaker 13: someone to pick up the cabana from Jembrook on Sundays.
Speaker 13: I'm going away for another week.
Speaker 1: We gain something and possibly lose a week. So that's
Speaker 1: that she can And also I didn't realize locals. She
Speaker 1: just called it baits no time for bay, no time
Speaker 1: for the bait, very Eussie way, not got letters and words.
Speaker 6: But we keep going from small town to small town.
Speaker 6: So Bateman's eight thousand people, Jembrook smaller guessing two thousand. Wow,
Speaker 6: the odds that someone is going through Jembrook heading to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: On the way and Sunday afternoon afternoon and then she's away.
Speaker 21: For a week whole week.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's a snag. That's a snag.
Speaker 1: So is this the only way at the moment of
Speaker 1: getting it moving it some way towards Melbourne.
Speaker 5: At this point? Yeah, biggest comfy chooses.
Speaker 1: But that's such a slim window on Sunday that someone's
Speaker 1: anywhere near Jembrook.
Speaker 5: It's not a good plan.
Speaker 1: We never said it's an okay, all right, so can
Speaker 1: anyone help.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Who knew we had so many people listening connected to Jembrook.
Speaker 1: The lines have gone crazy. I actually saw the people
Speaker 1: calling in thought we must have been running a competition
Speaker 1: giving money away. And Marie's on the line. First of all,
Speaker 1: A Marie, Hi, A Marie, welcome to the show. You
Speaker 1: mun hop out the cabana.
Speaker 24: I absolutely would love to. Jembrook is not too far
Speaker 24: from home. I'm happy to pick it up and then
Speaker 24: take it into Melbourne CBD when I go to work
Speaker 24: jet In.
Speaker 1: Really you do that this week for us?
Speaker 24: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Oh my godness. So when could you anythink you can
Speaker 1: pick it up? When suits you?
Speaker 24: I can pick it up on Sunday, preferably in the
Speaker 24: morning because I've got a birthday. But then I can
Speaker 24: take it into town on Monday, Wednesday or Thursday.
Speaker 1: This is great, This is great. A Marie, stay there,
Speaker 1: but for now, thank you?
Speaker 24: No the worry.
Speaker 10: Are you welcome?
Speaker 1: Listen? We thought it was stuck in jem Brook. No,
Speaker 1: the miracle of jem brooks to stamping guys. All right,
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Speaker 5: Can you help.
Speaker 23: Move Christian's cabana all the way to Perth.
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Speaker 1: So last week, as we were heading into the second
Speaker 1: week of our new national show one show five cities
Speaker 1: around this great southern land, I wanted to test if
Speaker 1: it was working. How strong is the trust between us
Speaker 1: and so I thought we could find a listener on
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast. What if we flew up one of
Speaker 1: our beach cabaners to a listener in Gold Coast? Could
Speaker 1: we then find another listener to pick it up from
Speaker 1: them to bring to Sydney, to Sydney to Melbourne, Melbourne
Speaker 1: to Adelaide and then a really, really hard stretch is
Speaker 1: always going to be Adelaide, another ball all the way
Speaker 1: over to Perth. So far, though, so far, it's gone
Speaker 1: pretty good. In five days, it's heading to Jembrook today.
Speaker 1: This is amazing. Scenes I found a way. I've found
Speaker 1: a way almost to get it to Perth.
Speaker 5: Okay, whoa okay from Groo.
Speaker 1: But and in someone that does web design to help
Speaker 1: out someone, okay, Christian, I'm hoping I can negotiate a
Speaker 1: trade with you. I'm happy to draw it to Diar Winter, Perth, anywhere,
Speaker 1: whatever leg you need doing. I'm partially retired. Love to fish,
Speaker 1: so I can use the time to unlock a fish.
Speaker 1: It give me just to hit some fishing holes along
Speaker 1: the way the trainer I was looking for. So I
Speaker 1: need some how to get someone to help me fix
Speaker 1: my website. I set up a website to sell my
Speaker 1: personal watch collection so I can fund renovating my house
Speaker 1: which is falling apart. Can someone help me? I'll help you.
Speaker 1: If you can get them to help me, I'll help you.
Speaker 1: He's happy to drive it from Melbourne or Adelaide to
Speaker 1: Perth and go fishing along the way. I love this.
Speaker 1: It's a win win for him. It's a win for.
Speaker 5: Us to help us, help him help us.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay. Someone who works in sorting out websites, can
Speaker 1: you help out Ben?
Speaker 5: That's an unbelievable deal. Yeah, a lot of time, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Yes, So please if you do web design, please contact
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Speaker 1: Ben Furness, you're a legend. Yes, I take you up
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