WEBVTT - FULL: Who Throws A Chook 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:12.205 I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more gold one I 0:00:12.285 --> 0:00:15.645 four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the 0:00:15.685 --> 0:00:17.005 free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:26.204 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.604 --> 0:00:30.885 It's a chemist warehouse and save more money every year 0:00:30.925 --> 0:00:34.805 on your regular medication with discount of prescriptions in every 0:00:34.845 --> 0:00:36.045 store every day. 0:00:36.125 --> 0:00:40.525 Good morning, Pats, morning everyone, Good morning, Alexa, Good morning, Rio, 0:00:40.604 --> 0:00:44.124 Good morning. Was that McEnroe ranting at the fans at 0:00:44.125 --> 0:00:46.604 the airport and the sports news leave me alone? 0:00:46.805 --> 0:00:47.205 Stop? 0:00:47.445 --> 0:00:49.925 He's still got it. He's still got it. I like it. 0:00:49.925 --> 0:00:52.804 It's on brand everyone these days. All these celebrities are 0:00:52.845 --> 0:00:55.645 all they're just too shiny. You don't buy it, you 0:00:55.645 --> 0:00:57.485 know what. They're always kind like, they've got time for 0:00:57.525 --> 0:01:00.245 all the fans. I like it. The Macoo stool sometimes 0:01:00.325 --> 0:01:02.245 can be a bit cranky and don't get it here 0:01:02.285 --> 0:01:04.725 at the airport. It's probably got a long flight back 0:01:04.765 --> 0:01:07.645 to America, tied from the last couple of weeks of anything. 0:01:07.845 --> 0:01:09.685 He just also to get his plane or more botany, 0:01:09.685 --> 0:01:12.285 probably getting the lounge and away from us. He's tired. 0:01:12.365 --> 0:01:14.645 He's had a long tournament three weeks, so old is 0:01:14.685 --> 0:01:17.685 he now? Sixty odd. I reckon, he's got to be 0:01:17.805 --> 0:01:21.445 late sixties. He's just a bit cranky, and maybe he's 0:01:21.445 --> 0:01:23.645 not had a snack yet. He's not got to Macca's there. 0:01:24.085 --> 0:01:26.885 He's going to get through security, which in Australia, depending 0:01:26.925 --> 0:01:30.205 what city you're in. Melbourne's a strange city where they 0:01:30.285 --> 0:01:31.565 make you take your belt off. 0:01:31.965 --> 0:01:33.845 Ah, yes, and you never know and hold. 0:01:33.605 --> 0:01:35.925 It in your hand like you're a cowboy a rodeo. 0:01:36.605 --> 0:01:38.725 I'm sure they do that. Maybe they do that just 0:01:38.765 --> 0:01:41.405 to me search a new thing. I s not reckon 0:01:41.405 --> 0:01:43.365 on the signs. We haven't had time to print them 0:01:43.405 --> 0:01:45.365 off yet out office works. 0:01:45.685 --> 0:01:47.325 I always never know, you know, when you go through 0:01:47.325 --> 0:01:47.685 the scan. 0:01:47.805 --> 0:01:50.765 Now, yeah, do you stand with your hands like sort 0:01:50.765 --> 0:01:52.645 of tied to your sides or do you do that 0:01:53.245 --> 0:01:57.365 mirror the slow I saw someone just standing normally. I 0:01:57.405 --> 0:01:58.925 didn't know that was an option. I think you could 0:01:58.965 --> 0:02:01.245 just stand like a normal person and not do that 0:02:01.285 --> 0:02:03.165 weird sort of picture that they do. 0:02:03.285 --> 0:02:05.845 I reckon. They should really just encourage you to style 0:02:05.885 --> 0:02:09.044 it out and throw your own shapes in there, Dad, 0:02:09.125 --> 0:02:11.125 whatever you want to do, Okay, the cats and pitter 0:02:11.165 --> 0:02:14.725 of the worm, any of that, all right? Every Tuesday 0:02:14.725 --> 0:02:17.605 on the show. Then we talk about Monday and how 0:02:17.605 --> 0:02:20.245 did you start your week? Are you a Monday winner 0:02:20.365 --> 0:02:22.845 or loser? How did you start your week yesterday? What's 0:02:22.885 --> 0:02:23.605 it for you? Pats? 0:02:23.645 --> 0:02:25.845 There's always drama in our house, so I'm definitely a 0:02:25.845 --> 0:02:29.645 Monday loser. So my school, Yeah, back to school. My 0:02:29.685 --> 0:02:31.085 teenager got home yesterday. 0:02:31.365 --> 0:02:33.725 I haven't because you know what, Frank, you like macarro, 0:02:33.885 --> 0:02:34.885 leave me alone. 0:02:35.205 --> 0:02:40.325 Exhausted, exhausted, hungry, sweaty, wanting to know what's four pm. 0:02:41.205 --> 0:02:44.925 I have on our front door the mother of all wreaths, 0:02:45.165 --> 0:02:47.845 a beautiful floral wreath. And it's not a Christmas wreath. 0:02:48.085 --> 0:02:50.205 It's just a floral wreath, and it's rather large. It 0:02:50.205 --> 0:02:51.725 takes up the whole width of the front door. 0:02:51.765 --> 0:02:53.725 But I would, if I'm going by that said, I 0:02:53.725 --> 0:02:57.005 would presume that someone has passed away. No, No, I 0:02:57.045 --> 0:03:00.685 would Christmas. I just think when someone passes away. 0:03:00.965 --> 0:03:03.965 No, it says this is a happy home. It says 0:03:04.005 --> 0:03:06.805 you're welcome, come in, take your shoes off. I'll make 0:03:06.845 --> 0:03:09.645 you a kappa. It's just her very home. 0:03:09.405 --> 0:03:10.005 Shoes off you. 0:03:11.805 --> 0:03:13.365 Of course, absolutely it is. 0:03:13.565 --> 0:03:17.045 Anyway, Audrey, my daughter has quite very very curly hair 0:03:17.125 --> 0:03:19.125 and a lot of it. And as she's walked in 0:03:19.125 --> 0:03:21.165 the front door, and her and my husband have been 0:03:21.205 --> 0:03:24.125 complaining about this floral reef that it doesn't belong there, 0:03:24.125 --> 0:03:26.445 it gets in the way, it gets jammed in the door. Anyway, 0:03:26.525 --> 0:03:29.285 yesterday her hair got caught on it as she's coming 0:03:29.285 --> 0:03:32.085 through the front It's like a spider's web for a 0:03:32.285 --> 0:03:38.845 teenager pterodactyl. And we were there for about ten minutes 0:03:38.885 --> 0:03:42.285 trying to untake her hair fully. 0:03:42.125 --> 0:03:45.845 Stuck right, series of stranger things in the office, it's 0:03:46.005 --> 0:03:46.325 like that. 0:03:46.685 --> 0:03:48.525 And I had to fetch my husband, he was working 0:03:48.565 --> 0:03:50.845 up in the top office. He couldn't get her free. 0:03:51.125 --> 0:03:56.685 I actually had to cut her free. She was horrified 0:03:56.885 --> 0:04:00.085 because you know this year now she's in senior school. 0:03:59.925 --> 0:04:01.685 The first time, all about the look. 0:04:01.885 --> 0:04:04.085 They can wear their hair down. It doesn't have to 0:04:04.165 --> 0:04:07.925 be back like middle school hair had to be up. 0:04:07.965 --> 0:04:10.325 But now they're in senior school they can have the 0:04:10.445 --> 0:04:10.925 hair down. 0:04:11.045 --> 0:04:14.165 So it is all about now in my mind is 0:04:14.205 --> 0:04:15.845 kind of like Helenkata. 0:04:18.445 --> 0:04:21.085 Well, luckily she's got so much hair you couldn't tell 0:04:21.284 --> 0:04:22.765 it just like kind of covers it up. 0:04:23.205 --> 0:04:24.445 So the wreath might have to go. 0:04:24.525 --> 0:04:27.725 Today we must do today. We're going to do three 0:04:27.724 --> 0:04:30.205 top of Tuesday one things you've been stuck in or 0:04:30.245 --> 0:04:34.284 on your mum's front door wreath. I don't know if 0:04:34.284 --> 0:04:36.365 we're going to get anything better than that, Patsy, that's 0:04:36.445 --> 0:04:42.365 a great one. Let us know. How is your day yesterday? 0:04:42.404 --> 0:04:44.085 How's your Monday? How did you start the week? Which 0:04:44.085 --> 0:04:46.844 you're saying you're a Monday winn or loser? Text me 0:04:47.245 --> 0:04:50.284 which way and why? Oh? Four seven five three one 0:04:50.364 --> 0:04:53.685 o four three. I found a great way to wake 0:04:53.724 --> 0:04:57.364 yourself up very quickly this morning, quicker than any caffeine 0:04:57.645 --> 0:05:00.645 uber driver. Just suddenly I was aware we're going the 0:05:00.685 --> 0:05:04.844 wrong way. I normally go, wait, we're driving down the 0:05:04.885 --> 0:05:07.964 wrong way for freeway tour traffic coming towards us. No, 0:05:08.804 --> 0:05:11.805 you know when you do you can't just go excuse me. 0:05:12.044 --> 0:05:15.604 I went wrong way, wrong way, turn now, and this 0:05:15.685 --> 0:05:18.085 guy went obviously been working over that ship was like 0:05:18.164 --> 0:05:21.805 it was the seat was in the reclined position. When 0:05:21.844 --> 0:05:23.844 I got in, I thought, oh, maybe he's having some 0:05:23.964 --> 0:05:28.445 shut eye outside my house. Hopefully we're going to move 0:05:28.565 --> 0:05:30.525 up and get going low rider. 0:05:30.645 --> 0:05:36.124 But no, he was starting out like we're not west side. 0:05:36.525 --> 0:05:40.325 And then suddenly I'm on my phone checking emails, and 0:05:40.364 --> 0:05:42.004 I get the feeling, you know, you just have a 0:05:42.044 --> 0:05:45.325 sense of like space and time, like I never normally 0:05:45.924 --> 0:05:48.164 angled this way just around the corner for my house 0:05:48.205 --> 0:05:51.405 because it's the wrong way and freeways have a very 0:05:51.445 --> 0:05:53.564 clear five lanes coming at you. 0:05:54.044 --> 0:05:57.924 And yeah, I was just like it was and he 0:05:58.125 --> 0:06:01.085 sort of jumped. It startled him, as it should do. 0:06:01.844 --> 0:06:07.525 You need to be startled. He around immediately and start 0:06:07.565 --> 0:06:10.164 going the way there going towards the city. 0:06:10.164 --> 0:06:11.765 Are you able to just sort of do it like 0:06:11.844 --> 0:06:14.645 chucking you or is there a big barrier barrier? 0:06:14.685 --> 0:06:17.525 Then we had to reverse, and I actually thought this 0:06:17.565 --> 0:06:20.884 could be how I go. What a sad way in 0:06:20.924 --> 0:06:24.044 the back of a camera. This is how I end 0:06:25.085 --> 0:06:27.484 the day after I finally get to launch the prize 0:06:27.484 --> 0:06:31.325 side is wow, we want to shake the back of 0:06:31.325 --> 0:06:34.205 a camera with a low rider? Didn't didn't didn't have 0:06:34.245 --> 0:06:37.325 it going out like that for the guy doing a 0:06:37.364 --> 0:06:40.645 five point turn on a freeway. 0:06:42.445 --> 0:06:44.124 Early in his defense, like there's not a lot of 0:06:46.325 --> 0:06:49.844 when you get some sleep, he gets like zero, don't take. 0:06:49.685 --> 0:06:50.484 Me out with you? 0:06:50.885 --> 0:06:52.404 What did what have any starts? 0:06:52.404 --> 0:06:54.765 Did you give him? What? I felt bad? I still 0:06:54.765 --> 0:06:58.445 gave him five stars. And as I gave that, I 0:06:58.484 --> 0:07:02.845 can imagine my wife, what did Why would you give 0:07:02.924 --> 0:07:10.485 him five? But he didn't. No tis, no tips, cholie, 0:07:10.845 --> 0:07:11.364 no no. 0:07:13.485 --> 0:07:13.725 Fair. 0:07:14.205 --> 0:07:17.364 It really woke me up. It's like a cold shower. 0:07:17.485 --> 0:07:18.885 Maybe he knew. Maybe that's just good. 0:07:19.285 --> 0:07:21.045 I'm going to ask all the Uber drivers, hey, just 0:07:21.085 --> 0:07:24.204 to have me feel something on the edge here, maybe 0:07:24.325 --> 0:07:26.085 just a you know, just an edge of down the 0:07:26.125 --> 0:07:28.125 wrong way or something to wake us up. But yeah, 0:07:28.165 --> 0:07:31.564 that really was my heart was just like when I 0:07:31.565 --> 0:07:34.045 couldn't quite trust him the rest of the trip and he 0:07:34.085 --> 0:07:35.925 could see me in the rear view mirror, just keep 0:07:35.965 --> 0:07:38.285 re eye on him, like nodding and stuff like that. Still 0:07:38.605 --> 0:07:39.565 put the seats up. 0:07:39.605 --> 0:07:43.525 Low Rider The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:07:44.364 --> 0:07:49.525 I'm begetting this week a winner. My new home office 0:07:49.645 --> 0:07:52.725 chair arrived. I say home office, should I be thinking, Oh, fancy, 0:07:53.125 --> 0:07:56.485 we've downsized. The home office is now simply a desk 0:07:56.765 --> 0:08:01.645 in up my bedroom. So this this chair turned up 0:08:01.725 --> 0:08:03.845 yesterday and it's the most comfortable chair I've ever had. 0:08:03.925 --> 0:08:07.765 Oh my god, I cannot tell you. Oh it's gonna 0:08:07.804 --> 0:08:10.405 I'm gonna do great things on this chair. Just watch 0:08:10.445 --> 0:08:13.244 my words, you go. What happened to him from February onwards? 0:08:13.245 --> 0:08:15.765 That guy changed. No, it's the chair I got. But 0:08:15.845 --> 0:08:18.965 the biggest pain is it it turned up in what 0:08:19.005 --> 0:08:22.725 I can only describe as a cardboard box thrown. It 0:08:22.765 --> 0:08:25.085 was very clear this was a chair because the chair 0:08:25.205 --> 0:08:28.485 was inside a tomb of a cardboards. Cardboard chair, yes, 0:08:29.245 --> 0:08:33.485 fully assembled, Yes, upright, so it's packaged. And then all 0:08:33.525 --> 0:08:36.725 I'm thinking is I got so much cardboard to get 0:08:36.765 --> 0:08:37.045 rid of? 0:08:37.325 --> 0:08:37.645 Yeah? 0:08:37.765 --> 0:08:41.964 Yeah, well, and so tonight it's recycling bin night. They 0:08:42.005 --> 0:08:46.045 go out tonight in my neighborhood. So tonight, after the 0:08:46.084 --> 0:08:48.724 cover of darkness, I'll be creepy. Has anyone ever done 0:08:48.725 --> 0:08:50.965 this before? Be honest, I think we all have creeping 0:08:51.005 --> 0:08:55.045 around the neighborhood opening up their bins quietly, and if 0:08:55.084 --> 0:08:57.445 there's a little bit of room, or even if there's not, squishing, 0:08:57.444 --> 0:09:03.165 theirs down and some of mine inch. It's so much cardboard. 0:09:04.245 --> 0:09:05.645 It's so much cardboard. 0:09:06.365 --> 0:09:09.685 I and those like a resis sidential bin's hard to 0:09:09.684 --> 0:09:11.205 fit a huge amount of cardboard. 0:09:11.525 --> 0:09:12.965 Well, what I have to do is I have to 0:09:13.084 --> 0:09:16.365 chop it up to small pieces, basically like a cut 0:09:16.365 --> 0:09:21.165 of cardboard, dexter drop it off body parts. A couple 0:09:21.245 --> 0:09:24.045 years ago, I got caught by somebody and I driven 0:09:24.084 --> 0:09:28.244 to another suffer oh wow, And luckily they turned out 0:09:28.564 --> 0:09:32.084 to be a listener and then asked for selfie buy 0:09:32.245 --> 0:09:35.605 them bin. Someone has a photo of me in my 0:09:35.725 --> 0:09:40.365 trackie acts and a load of cardboard, looking really quite 0:09:40.444 --> 0:09:43.245 awkward about this whole selfie. Actually, who are they going 0:09:43.285 --> 0:09:45.125 to show that to? Going? Who the hell is that 0:09:45.165 --> 0:09:48.045 guy with a load of ben with a load of 0:09:48.045 --> 0:09:49.725 cupboard in tiny pieces? 0:09:49.845 --> 0:09:55.965 It was illegally dumping, and it's not illegalgal signs everywhere. 0:09:56.485 --> 0:09:58.285 But I'm not dumping. 0:09:58.285 --> 0:09:59.925 I'm putting, putting it in a b. 0:10:03.645 --> 0:10:04.685 Do you know what? I'm going to create a new 0:10:04.725 --> 0:10:06.165 phrase here. It's ethical dumping. 0:10:06.365 --> 0:10:10.604 Yes, yes, I reck And once your bin is out right, 0:10:10.885 --> 0:10:13.605 you're seemingly finished with your rubbish. And I think it's 0:10:13.605 --> 0:10:16.204 a free for all as long as they're putting, not 0:10:16.245 --> 0:10:19.965 putting like thinking yeah, like or something in it. I 0:10:20.005 --> 0:10:21.684 think it's a free for all. If you've got your 0:10:21.684 --> 0:10:24.005 bin out, I reckon your neighbor is. 0:10:24.084 --> 0:10:25.845 We had to drive to one of these tips on 0:10:25.925 --> 0:10:28.605 Friday because we had a load of because we've moved house. 0:10:28.605 --> 0:10:31.885 There's a load of polystinery and it's a nightmare to 0:10:31.885 --> 0:10:34.645 get rid of that stuff. It's horrible and so you 0:10:34.684 --> 0:10:36.605 can't just put it in your normal bin. You can't 0:10:36.605 --> 0:10:39.165 put it in recycling either, and so we've got loads 0:10:39.165 --> 0:10:40.364 of it. So we had to drive to one of 0:10:40.405 --> 0:10:43.765 those tip places and they said, all right, it's sixty 0:10:43.765 --> 0:10:46.204 dollars a back. How does that forget it? Insane? I 0:10:46.365 --> 0:10:49.165 just forget it right. Load. I had a load of 0:10:49.285 --> 0:10:51.285 the cardboard and I said to my wife, listen, there's 0:10:51.324 --> 0:10:52.885 no one watching it. I just dump a bag of 0:10:52.965 --> 0:10:55.725 this on a sinery here where Then my wife goes 0:10:55.765 --> 0:10:59.165 by el christ on what on? As you as you're 0:10:59.245 --> 0:11:02.525 leaving right, this woman comes out in hibs standing at 0:11:02.525 --> 0:11:04.885 the car on a walkie talkie. My wife goes, oh 0:11:04.925 --> 0:11:08.525 my god, you've been rumbled. I immediately was so scared, 0:11:08.885 --> 0:11:11.285 like am I, Oh my god? Well that Bonnie and Clyde. 0:11:11.765 --> 0:11:14.605 The woman goes window down window, Now sir, she goes, shuh, 0:11:14.965 --> 0:11:17.005 you have to bag of something back up there. Apparently 0:11:17.125 --> 0:11:19.965 you've got to go back and get it. My wife coaching. 0:11:20.525 --> 0:11:22.805 My wife coach immediately, oh that's her husband. I didn't 0:11:22.804 --> 0:11:25.525 get out at all, Let me under, Let me under 0:11:25.684 --> 0:11:27.885 straight away. My husband, he got out. I had nothing 0:11:27.925 --> 0:11:30.564 to do with this. I'm sorry. It must have rolled 0:11:30.605 --> 0:11:32.765 out the back of the car. This woman who'd heard 0:11:32.804 --> 0:11:35.605 it all just goes yeah, whatever, mates, all right, just 0:11:35.684 --> 0:11:36.525 give away some money. 0:11:36.684 --> 0:11:39.485 Sit in the hot seat, answer and. 0:11:39.485 --> 0:11:45.405 Questioned about the topic I picked for today. Sitting in 0:11:45.444 --> 0:11:50.405 the hot seat talking to Christian God and get to 0:11:50.605 --> 0:11:52.885 questions so that I can win. 0:11:53.084 --> 0:11:56.485 To kre Well thanks to millionaire hot seat wash. This 0:11:56.564 --> 0:11:59.005 week it's back New Home on ten with the Brilly Rebecca. 0:11:59.084 --> 0:12:02.285 Give me watching steam Free seven o'clock week nights on ten. 0:12:02.365 --> 0:12:04.444 You watch it the next morning. The show would ask 0:12:04.485 --> 0:12:07.285 you a question about last night show. Get it right? 0:12:07.485 --> 0:12:10.685 You went an instant one thousand dollars. Then it's kind 0:12:10.725 --> 0:12:13.605 of like a b Yo quiz. Bring your own topic. 0:12:14.324 --> 0:12:16.765 It's a lazy person's way of doing a quiz. Don't 0:12:16.804 --> 0:12:19.885 knock it Channel ten call me to discuss buying the 0:12:19.925 --> 0:12:24.205 IP rights. Listen big Yo byo quiz. You bring your 0:12:24.245 --> 0:12:26.845 own topic and we just make up a question on 0:12:26.885 --> 0:12:31.045 the spot. Hight, let's get our contestant today. Good morning, 0:12:31.125 --> 0:12:34.684 Welcome to the show and the hot Seat it is you, Natalie. 0:12:35.245 --> 0:12:36.405 Oh, good morning guys. 0:12:36.444 --> 0:12:38.885 How are we We're good? Natalie? Where about you listened 0:12:38.885 --> 0:12:40.005 to the show this morning? Mate? 0:12:40.845 --> 0:12:42.885 I'm in Maru bra Well. 0:12:42.765 --> 0:12:44.365 Thank you very much for being one. Are you a 0:12:44.405 --> 0:12:46.724 new listener to the show in the last couple of weeks? 0:12:47.365 --> 0:12:50.965 Absolutely yes, and all throughout the holidays and yep, driving 0:12:51.005 --> 0:12:51.485 me to work. 0:12:51.525 --> 0:12:52.245 It's been great. 0:12:52.324 --> 0:12:54.045 Thank you very much. Welcome to the show. All right, 0:12:54.084 --> 0:12:58.724 let's try and win some money. So from last night's 0:12:58.765 --> 0:13:01.965 a Millionaire Hot Seat, here is a question. Okay, in 0:13:02.005 --> 0:13:04.645 twenty twelve, which was the first music video to reach 0:13:04.804 --> 0:13:09.045 one billion views on YouTube? Was it a sheer in 0:13:09.125 --> 0:13:13.365 shape of you? Was a Gangham style? Was it desposito 0:13:13.605 --> 0:13:15.365 or baby shark dance? 0:13:16.324 --> 0:13:17.565 It was Gangam style? 0:13:18.645 --> 0:13:24.645 Correct? Do you win an instant one thousand dollars? Mere? 0:13:24.885 --> 0:13:30.525 Now time for the b Yo quiz? Bring topic? What topic? 0:13:30.564 --> 0:13:33.444 Do you want one question for us to instantly create? 0:13:34.564 --> 0:13:36.564 I'm gonna go Fleetwood. 0:13:36.084 --> 0:13:38.925 Matt Fleetwood Mac now is free Matt, because I think 0:13:38.925 --> 0:13:40.845 we played them about, didn't we playing little lies? About 0:13:40.845 --> 0:13:43.125 half an hour ago and early in the morning, and 0:13:43.125 --> 0:13:44.725 probably one of the producers word you gotta pick your 0:13:44.765 --> 0:13:50.165 own topic. Were you pressurized into coming up with this one? 0:13:51.045 --> 0:13:53.005 No, no, no, I do love Fleetwood Mac. 0:13:53.125 --> 0:13:57.885 Great, okay, instant question BYO quiz. So there are Fleetwood Mac. 0:13:58.285 --> 0:14:02.165 How many band members are in Fleetwood Matt, Let me 0:14:02.204 --> 0:14:03.405 play the dramatic music. 0:14:04.564 --> 0:14:06.684 Okay? 0:14:07.405 --> 0:14:13.844 Oh my god, big fan of Fleetwood Mac. Do to 0:14:13.885 --> 0:14:16.965 pick any topic. This will be how many of them 0:14:17.005 --> 0:14:20.445 are there? This was a hot it's a radio hot seat. 0:14:22.245 --> 0:14:22.925 Oh my god? 0:14:24.085 --> 0:14:26.085 Did you did you. 0:14:25.965 --> 0:14:28.045 Just say five? Did you just say five? 0:14:28.725 --> 0:14:29.045 Five? 0:14:29.165 --> 0:14:29.325 Yes? 0:14:29.485 --> 0:14:29.725 Five? 0:14:30.125 --> 0:14:32.685 They're known as the classic five. This is the b 0:14:32.925 --> 0:14:38.725 y oh quiz? Yes, you just made that one thousand 0:14:38.765 --> 0:14:40.125 into two thousand dollars. 0:14:41.085 --> 0:14:43.205 I was missing Chrissy McBee. 0:14:43.685 --> 0:14:46.685 Are you missing all five? But anyway, it's early. 0:14:46.805 --> 0:14:49.725 That's not by your answers next time. 0:14:49.525 --> 0:14:56.045 As well, it's it's a little eyes. It got me. 0:14:56.125 --> 0:14:59.045 I guess yes, yeah, it doesn't matter. You are a 0:14:59.045 --> 0:15:00.364 clear winner, clear winner. 0:15:00.925 --> 0:15:01.805 Thank you so much. 0:15:02.565 --> 0:15:04.085 That's great you call the show. 0:15:04.125 --> 0:15:06.365 Well done for being such a big Sipervan of Fleetwood Mac. 0:15:07.245 --> 0:15:09.525 Christian o'connells podcast. 0:15:10.365 --> 0:15:12.845 Now yesterday, I was waiting for coffee after the show 0:15:14.205 --> 0:15:19.045 and there was a lady behind me head to toe 0:15:19.285 --> 0:15:22.165 wearing AO gear like she obviously worked for the AO. 0:15:22.645 --> 0:15:25.645 We get talking. She listens to the show Lovely Woman, 0:15:26.125 --> 0:15:28.405 and I said, I was at your car there and 0:15:28.445 --> 0:15:30.885 it was emblazon with like AO stuff on the side, 0:15:30.885 --> 0:15:34.045 because I'm alert like that. And I said, that's that 0:15:34.285 --> 0:15:37.565 fancy looking cart was a high end car. And I said, oh, 0:15:37.765 --> 0:15:42.484 what do you do? And she goes, I drive around VIPs. 0:15:42.965 --> 0:15:45.445 You know, when someone else wants a backup question. She 0:15:45.445 --> 0:15:47.885 she she did that thing where she saw she sort 0:15:47.885 --> 0:15:50.685 of smoking. You probably want to asking the one and 0:15:50.885 --> 0:15:53.005 you made so I go, do you mean the players? 0:15:53.125 --> 0:15:55.485 And she she did that move where she looked around 0:15:55.605 --> 0:15:59.445 she went yeah. I went all right, wow, I said, 0:15:59.445 --> 0:16:03.244 who's your favorite? She goes, Carlos. I know. She goes, 0:16:03.245 --> 0:16:05.325 I've been driving around. I do this. It's a seasonal job, 0:16:05.325 --> 0:16:07.005 obviously when it's here. I've been doing this for a 0:16:07.045 --> 0:16:09.245 couple of years, and I've picked up all all the greats. 0:16:09.525 --> 0:16:13.725 She said, Carlos and his family the kindest, happiest people, 0:16:14.125 --> 0:16:16.765 whether he's one or lost, just nothing but joy all 0:16:16.805 --> 0:16:19.165 the time. And he said, hey, listen, don't give my 0:16:19.245 --> 0:16:21.845 name on air, but a little fat for you. And 0:16:21.885 --> 0:16:23.765 I don't even know your name, so you were safe here, 0:16:24.165 --> 0:16:26.325 and she goes. He doesn't like being called Carlos by 0:16:26.325 --> 0:16:29.405 the way, so she goes, No, he thinks it's too serious. 0:16:29.445 --> 0:16:30.805 It's what he used to be yelled when he was 0:16:30.805 --> 0:16:34.805 a kid, Carlos. You know, I said, what does he 0:16:34.845 --> 0:16:37.245 want to be known? Now? She goes, he prefer I 0:16:37.285 --> 0:16:38.645 wrote this down in my phone. I went, hang on 0:16:38.725 --> 0:16:44.165 and forget this, Carlitos or or she goes all the 0:16:44.205 --> 0:16:46.565 other one that he likes to be known as Charlie. 0:16:48.005 --> 0:16:53.285 Charlie is what he should rebrand as Charlie Alcaraz. He's 0:16:53.605 --> 0:16:57.885 He's Alarican, isn't he. Charlie is completely different brand to 0:16:58.005 --> 0:17:02.405 Carlos Alcaraz. Charlie Alcaraz is a different person. 0:17:02.205 --> 0:17:06.085 So Carlitos like a lot, and I. 0:17:06.005 --> 0:17:07.605 Wonder if we could use that with the team, like 0:17:07.725 --> 0:17:11.445 Christiana when you're thinking it's silly, you. 0:17:11.365 --> 0:17:15.405 Know, justasitail of the shows. All right, it's time for 0:17:15.445 --> 0:17:18.845 this week's things that make you go. Girl needs to 0:17:18.925 --> 0:17:19.325 make you go. 0:17:20.445 --> 0:17:22.205 Get me started today. 0:17:22.645 --> 0:17:25.845 He needs to make you don't get mad, get funny? 0:17:25.885 --> 0:17:27.805 Text us, Now, what are the small things to drive 0:17:27.845 --> 0:17:31.205 you mad? Text me? On four seventy five three, one 0:17:31.245 --> 0:17:33.405 oh four three for me. I don't know how many 0:17:33.445 --> 0:17:35.165 of you have had this thing happened the last couple 0:17:35.165 --> 0:17:38.605 of weeks. You call up a restaurant and suddenly you 0:17:38.645 --> 0:17:40.485 think it speaks to a human. It's not as Ai 0:17:41.005 --> 0:17:45.445 with a fake keyboard tapping in the background. Oh my, 0:17:45.525 --> 0:17:48.845 what I thought? I was Tracker's lady, and a little 0:17:48.845 --> 0:17:51.685 bit distracted, she sounded, and then it's I'm thinking, bloody, 0:17:51.685 --> 0:17:53.685 how long is it take to type out? And also 0:17:53.685 --> 0:17:55.565 I hadn't said, can you type this down? I just 0:17:55.565 --> 0:17:57.805 want to move a reservation. I hate if you need 0:17:57.845 --> 0:18:02.165 to move the reservation. They go, you're you're now within 0:18:02.205 --> 0:18:04.645 the red window and you're going to need to call us. 0:18:05.685 --> 0:18:07.965 We'll have a little chat, and we'll have a little 0:18:08.005 --> 0:18:11.765 chat about you wanted to move this lunch reservation. Why 0:18:11.885 --> 0:18:14.125 lick wakers do that. I don't want to cancel it. 0:18:14.205 --> 0:18:15.885 I get that. I just want to move it back 0:18:15.925 --> 0:18:18.965 an hour. What you call? They explain yourself exactly, because 0:18:19.005 --> 0:18:21.525 the chef's been waiting, he's got his knife out the 0:18:21.565 --> 0:18:24.405 pans already, and oh, mister big shot wants to move 0:18:24.445 --> 0:18:27.885 it back an hour? Cool, explain yourself, man, Anyway, this 0:18:27.965 --> 0:18:29.485 lady's chanting to me, I am, I better help you 0:18:29.525 --> 0:18:31.925 with that, sir. And I had this. I think, why 0:18:32.445 --> 0:18:34.885 she didn't even taken my name or what time the 0:18:34.885 --> 0:18:37.645 book it is? Why she up really tapping away? And 0:18:37.685 --> 0:18:40.005 then I realized it's an AI humanoid. 0:18:40.525 --> 0:18:42.765 And if you're going to be AI, just be fast. 0:18:42.805 --> 0:18:44.965 I don't want you to like pretend to go through 0:18:44.965 --> 0:18:46.445 the whole pilava. 0:18:45.925 --> 0:18:48.885 Of all I will say eventually, she was incredibly effective. 0:18:48.885 --> 0:18:51.165 And Rio look around the team that we have taken 0:18:51.165 --> 0:18:53.525 the phones at the moment. Are you not telling me 0:18:53.605 --> 0:18:56.885 they can't be improved with an LM instead of them? 0:18:56.885 --> 0:18:57.484 No comment. 0:18:58.565 --> 0:19:03.525 We get them, but we get the shrieking. It'd be quieter, 0:19:03.645 --> 0:19:06.365 it'd be a lot quieter, Alex, what's it for you? 0:19:06.685 --> 0:19:13.245 Servos without toilets? It annoys me to know and you're walking. 0:19:13.365 --> 0:19:15.325 I've got three children too, seven year old twins and 0:19:15.325 --> 0:19:17.085 a four year old boy, and you've got no toilet 0:19:17.125 --> 0:19:17.285 in there. 0:19:17.325 --> 0:19:18.125 I'm like, where's the toilet. 0:19:18.205 --> 0:19:19.885 There's no one here, there's nothing here, Like, what do 0:19:19.925 --> 0:19:20.165 you mean? 0:19:20.205 --> 0:19:22.365 It's a server? You should be It should be the law. 0:19:22.565 --> 0:19:24.004 It should be the law. It should be the law. 0:19:24.045 --> 0:19:27.925 It should be illegal. Definitely, because you actually trust well, 0:19:28.245 --> 0:19:29.645 if I need to go as soon as I see 0:19:29.645 --> 0:19:32.045 a servo a pull over, if I need to refuel, 0:19:32.045 --> 0:19:34.285 but I'll go to the toilet, especially if you've got 0:19:34.365 --> 0:19:35.925 kids they just need to go. You ever got to 0:19:35.925 --> 0:19:37.325 turn a pull over. And I know there are apps 0:19:37.325 --> 0:19:38.885 that will let you know where the public toilets are, 0:19:38.925 --> 0:19:42.445 but servos are everywhere. You just presume that they've got 0:19:42.485 --> 0:19:44.925 the basic facility to go to the toilet with kids. Yeah, 0:19:44.965 --> 0:19:46.485 and there's a lot of them in Sydney. I know 0:19:46.565 --> 0:19:47.805 that there's some in Melbourne as well. 0:19:48.165 --> 0:19:50.085 And also restaurants where you need to get a key 0:19:50.365 --> 0:19:52.445 to go outside the restaurant to go to the toilet 0:19:52.485 --> 0:19:53.285 outside the restaurant. 0:19:53.525 --> 0:19:58.525 So embarrassing. It embarrassing a key, Who is the key? 0:19:58.965 --> 0:20:01.365 Where's the key? And also so embarrassing because basically saying, 0:20:01.365 --> 0:20:02.765 excuse me, oh, do you want to drink or anything? 0:20:02.845 --> 0:20:02.965 No? 0:20:02.845 --> 0:20:07.845 No, no toilet, So do you need the key? And 0:20:07.845 --> 0:20:09.525 then you get out have a no easy job with 0:20:09.605 --> 0:20:12.205 some big wooden blocking it. You've got to wander through 0:20:12.285 --> 0:20:14.805 or something, and everyone knows, Oh someone's off in here 0:20:14.805 --> 0:20:17.885 there wild they know, bloody he's a big lump like 0:20:17.925 --> 0:20:22.685 I better make a big pressure performance anxiety. Oh could 0:20:22.685 --> 0:20:24.244 you not go? No, it's going to be stressing them. 0:20:25.285 --> 0:20:27.125 I'll come back an out of time if I need it. 0:20:27.285 --> 0:20:29.685 All right, let's know, what's it for you? A small 0:20:29.685 --> 0:20:32.605 thing that drives you mad? Oh? Four seven five three 0:20:32.685 --> 0:20:33.725 one o four three. 0:20:34.285 --> 0:20:37.085 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:20:37.845 --> 0:20:42.445 What's the small thing that drives you nuts? Christian? One 0:20:42.445 --> 0:20:45.805 gets under my skin? What is it? Andrew? I'm our skin. 0:20:45.925 --> 0:20:50.805 You're telling people that sit on the toilet, but actually 0:20:50.845 --> 0:20:53.085 just sat on the toilet. They're not doing anything. They're 0:20:53.165 --> 0:20:57.165 using their phones. They're scrolling. Now, it's true if it's 0:20:57.165 --> 0:21:00.845 a public toilet. No, it's all business. No scrolling. 0:21:01.125 --> 0:21:03.445 No, give us. 0:21:03.325 --> 0:21:06.605 A long because we know we can see illumination from 0:21:06.645 --> 0:21:08.165 the phone beaming up. 0:21:08.645 --> 0:21:10.925 But it's like your one little place for peace, a 0:21:10.925 --> 0:21:11.925 bit of quad. 0:21:11.685 --> 0:21:14.045 Not in a public space, not in a public toilet. 0:21:14.125 --> 0:21:16.325 Come on, don't we all deserve a bit of luxury. 0:21:19.045 --> 0:21:22.485 And also there's two class systems in public toilets. Ladies 0:21:22.565 --> 0:21:28.605 toilets are beautifully maintained by the ladies. Men's toilets are disgusting. 0:21:29.205 --> 0:21:32.045 No they are. It's actually it's awful and they're just 0:21:32.125 --> 0:21:40.125 like foul. They are rantid everywhere, such such smells. Who 0:21:40.205 --> 0:21:44.365 could live like this? The answer men? Christian? What's a 0:21:44.485 --> 0:21:47.325 small thing dancing amount? James here? Christian? When some parks 0:21:47.565 --> 0:21:50.805 their car outside my house? Totally legal, but Jesus's annoying. 0:21:53.405 --> 0:21:55.765 That's me now in our new place, I have to 0:21:55.805 --> 0:21:58.885 bark outside somebody else's house, and I feel so bad 0:22:00.005 --> 0:22:02.205 to park it. I don't have a driveway. I feel 0:22:02.245 --> 0:22:04.525 so bad. I try and do it where they can't 0:22:04.525 --> 0:22:05.645 see it from their window. 0:22:06.085 --> 0:22:07.285 Yeah, yeah, they don't know that. 0:22:07.325 --> 0:22:11.325 It's uyes Christian. Some more thing makes me go gurr 0:22:11.805 --> 0:22:15.005 when the people in my street do not use their 0:22:15.085 --> 0:22:17.725 driveway and park on the street. I do not have 0:22:17.805 --> 0:22:19.645 a street parking, so I have to park down the street. 0:22:19.645 --> 0:22:21.245 I can't even bark it for at my own house. 0:22:21.525 --> 0:22:25.685 You paid for driveway, use it, Christian. Mine must remain 0:22:25.765 --> 0:22:31.245 anonymous in case my neighbors are listening. Tensions are running, 0:22:33.885 --> 0:22:36.485 Christian Caleb here. Something that makes me gour is when 0:22:36.485 --> 0:22:40.285 people merge slowly onto the freeway. I can't stand that. 0:22:40.525 --> 0:22:44.845 I really can't stand that, Christian. Gurr. Why are English 0:22:44.925 --> 0:22:48.125 muffins only cut halfway through? Yes? 0:22:48.445 --> 0:22:50.765 Oh my god, pre this is a big one. 0:22:50.885 --> 0:22:54.525 Pree hear it from Telee the maneuver. Do your job. 0:22:54.565 --> 0:22:56.005 You've got one job, slicer. 0:22:56.485 --> 0:22:59.005 Well it's that those English for you, they just won't 0:22:59.005 --> 0:23:01.005 finish the job. 0:23:01.525 --> 0:23:04.805 I'm guessing what happens here is because in England, the 0:23:04.845 --> 0:23:07.005 home of the English muffins, they're cut all the way 0:23:07.005 --> 0:23:11.925 through here, ciperclosi, Oh should be right. Oh bloody, here 0:23:12.045 --> 0:23:12.645 was this truth? 0:23:12.725 --> 0:23:13.205 Is it nice? 0:23:13.245 --> 0:23:15.005 Down they are? I'll finish this off later. 0:23:15.285 --> 0:23:16.365 What is this accent? 0:23:16.405 --> 0:23:18.605 I don't know. I don't know. It's well, it's a 0:23:18.645 --> 0:23:24.045 guy who's traveled a lot in the army. We send 0:23:24.045 --> 0:23:26.365 them out here for assuming that you obvious he's will 0:23:26.645 --> 0:23:30.805 do the cut. But of course I know what it's like. Christian. 0:23:30.805 --> 0:23:34.285 What about those people who swing way too wide before 0:23:34.325 --> 0:23:36.485 turning around the corner. You're right, if you're not in 0:23:36.485 --> 0:23:39.765 a truck or a bus, take it easy, makay, swing 0:23:39.885 --> 0:23:44.485 her out nice and wide, coming in, Kinnie Smith and 0:23:44.525 --> 0:23:46.245 a lot of you do not put wet cardboard in 0:23:46.285 --> 0:23:49.885 the recycling bent. It can't be recycled. And apparently then 0:23:49.965 --> 0:23:52.125 the people in the truck, the people in the truck, 0:23:52.445 --> 0:23:55.205 they were just dump the whole lot in landfill in anger. 0:23:55.485 --> 0:23:58.005 Really I did not know how Now we know as well. 0:23:58.205 --> 0:24:01.885 Also when we say something that drives us mad, were 0:24:02.325 --> 0:24:06.245 the goat is referred to? Isn't it it gets my goat? Yes? Right, 0:24:07.205 --> 0:24:09.285 it's it's it's the phrase it is the common phrase 0:24:09.445 --> 0:24:12.485 is oh, that gets my goat? Right? A lot of 0:24:12.485 --> 0:24:15.405 people are testing in that right now. The one lone 0:24:15.445 --> 0:24:18.485 guy Tom has said it gets on my goat. 0:24:18.765 --> 0:24:20.325 Yes, that's an Australian thing. 0:24:20.365 --> 0:24:22.285 Is it getting on the goat? That would be my 0:24:22.365 --> 0:24:24.005 small thing. It's like, it's is my goat? Who the 0:24:24.045 --> 0:24:26.845 head is on the goat? Now you're getting my goat 0:24:26.885 --> 0:24:29.765 by getting on the goats while the goat? Yeah, why 0:24:29.805 --> 0:24:31.885 is it a goat? Is it an angry billy goat? 0:24:32.925 --> 0:24:33.645 I just looked it up. 0:24:33.685 --> 0:24:37.085 It originated in the early nineteen hundreds American racing or 0:24:37.165 --> 0:24:42.205 boxing scene. But I it's no sorry, this is actually 0:24:42.245 --> 0:24:43.125 so by the way. 0:24:43.325 --> 0:24:45.645 Boring tangent, But there are no tangents on this shows. 0:24:45.685 --> 0:24:48.725 There was a boxing fight over the weekend, two guys heavyweight. 0:24:49.165 --> 0:24:51.405 One of the guys he got hit in the head 0:24:51.765 --> 0:24:55.805 and his two pay came off. He was you can't 0:24:55.845 --> 0:24:59.525 tell right, and it just comes off his head and 0:24:59.605 --> 0:25:03.405 it starts the boxes. Both start laughing because, hey, you 0:25:03.445 --> 0:25:05.285 wearing a two pay you don't get a lot of 0:25:05.445 --> 0:25:07.685 a classic old fashioned glued on top of the head. 0:25:08.205 --> 0:25:09.725 You don't get a lot of the mine, and you 0:25:09.765 --> 0:25:11.485 certainly don't get enough in sport. 0:25:11.525 --> 0:25:13.925 Especially boxing, where you get in the head. 0:25:14.045 --> 0:25:15.965 It's a little bit on the ring. He then just says, 0:25:16.205 --> 0:25:19.205 can I just get back to carry on the fight? 0:25:19.325 --> 0:25:22.805 I can pro here was like a ponytail as well. 0:25:24.085 --> 0:25:26.405 Agacy, Yes, it was incredible. 0:25:26.485 --> 0:25:28.165 One of the great scenes any anyway, nothing to do 0:25:28.205 --> 0:25:29.765 with anything but everything to do with something. 0:25:30.405 --> 0:25:32.965 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:25:34.605 --> 0:25:38.645 You've got bills you need to pay. 0:25:38.565 --> 0:25:43.205 The Make of Christian payment every day in be in 0:25:44.405 --> 0:25:49.045 utilities or your hamsters binary fee. 0:25:49.805 --> 0:25:51.445 You've got bills. 0:25:51.645 --> 0:25:54.365 Okay, let's pay some bills. This is the Bank of 0:25:54.485 --> 0:25:57.965 Christian I'm paying your bills every day. Head to the 0:25:58.005 --> 0:26:00.965 gold website dot com. Today you and I could be 0:26:01.005 --> 0:26:05.125 calling you all right. Let's try calling Melinda now driving 0:26:05.205 --> 0:26:13.245 lessons for her son, son of Melinda. Hell, I'm Linda 0:26:13.245 --> 0:26:16.525 speaking Melinda. This is Christian O'Connell calling from the Bank 0:26:16.525 --> 0:26:22.605 of Christian. Good Christian, Good morning Melinda. Now Melinda, driving 0:26:22.685 --> 0:26:24.805 lessons for your kids. They cost a lot of money, 0:26:24.845 --> 0:26:25.245 don't they. 0:26:25.845 --> 0:26:29.365 Oh my goodness, I do manual driving lessons. 0:26:29.085 --> 0:26:29.845 Do that's for sure. 0:26:29.925 --> 0:26:31.925 Good on him. He's learning the proper way, the og 0:26:32.165 --> 0:26:34.245 ways stick. Now, how much is it a lesson? 0:26:35.285 --> 0:26:36.685 It's eighty dollars a lesson. 0:26:37.365 --> 0:26:40.405 They charge more for manual lessons because most kids are 0:26:40.445 --> 0:26:40.725 learning it. 0:26:40.765 --> 0:26:44.125 Also, Yeah, that's right. Okay, so the bell is two hundred. 0:26:44.205 --> 0:26:46.405 I'm going to pay for a couple more lessons. We're 0:26:46.405 --> 0:26:48.805 going to round that up to five hundred dollars. 0:26:49.245 --> 0:26:51.805 Oh my god, Christian, thank you so much. 0:26:51.885 --> 0:26:55.325 I I don't know whether to laugh or crist this 0:26:55.445 --> 0:26:56.005 is amazing. 0:26:56.445 --> 0:26:57.565 Maybe maybe try both. 0:26:58.405 --> 0:27:00.405 Oh well, I can about to go into work. 0:27:00.685 --> 0:27:02.045 Please don't do that. I don't know. I don't want 0:27:02.045 --> 0:27:05.285 to send you sad into into work. But do tell 0:27:05.285 --> 0:27:07.285 that kid if he fails them, I want my money back. 0:27:07.925 --> 0:27:10.965 Oh there's a really, I can't a dollar a week 0:27:10.965 --> 0:27:15.885 and today's pay me my investment. And what is the 0:27:15.965 --> 0:27:16.685 name of your son. 0:27:17.845 --> 0:27:20.525 My son's name is Billy and hot on the heels. 0:27:20.525 --> 0:27:22.525 In another two months, my other son La and gets 0:27:22.525 --> 0:27:23.085 his loaners. 0:27:25.485 --> 0:27:27.685 Wow wow, well well look train Billy up then he 0:27:27.725 --> 0:27:28.885 can do Liam. 0:27:29.285 --> 0:27:30.005 Amazing. 0:27:30.165 --> 0:27:32.485 Thank you so much, Christian, your timing is amazing. I 0:27:32.485 --> 0:27:33.765 was literally about to get out of the car and 0:27:33.805 --> 0:27:35.565 go to work and we can't have our phone swisses, 0:27:35.645 --> 0:27:38.205 so had you been another minute you would have missed me. 0:27:38.205 --> 0:27:40.764 All again, I'm so glad I caught you. Melinda. All right, 0:27:40.845 --> 0:27:43.085 take care, have a good day and good luck to Billy. 0:27:44.365 --> 0:27:45.165 Thank you so much. 0:27:45.285 --> 0:27:47.405 One you'll bill paid who doesn't head to the gold 0:27:47.485 --> 0:27:50.165 website dot com today? You upload it and I could 0:27:50.245 --> 0:27:53.445 be calling you with the bank of me Christian. 0:27:53.805 --> 0:27:56.365 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:27:57.325 --> 0:27:59.525 Now you're probably sen and going I hope he's going 0:27:59.605 --> 0:28:04.165 to go back to that ghost stuff. You know we are, 0:28:04.365 --> 0:28:06.165 you know we are get the tame back open. I said, 0:28:06.205 --> 0:28:07.445 keep it down. 0:28:07.525 --> 0:28:08.125 I remember it. 0:28:09.165 --> 0:28:12.205 Because they're all waiting in their cars right now across Australia. 0:28:12.245 --> 0:28:13.605 They're not getting out of the cars. Do we go 0:28:13.605 --> 0:28:16.565 about what's the origin of that gets my goat? 0:28:16.925 --> 0:28:20.925 Back in the nineteen hundreds, in American horse racing, they 0:28:21.005 --> 0:28:24.085 believe that a goat would calm down a horse. So 0:28:24.125 --> 0:28:28.485 the goats would stay in the stables. Rivals, sneaky rivals 0:28:28.565 --> 0:28:32.765 would steal the goat from the horse's stable to upset 0:28:32.845 --> 0:28:34.805 and make the rival horse anxious. 0:28:35.205 --> 0:28:40.285 Hence, get my goat, That gets my goat. Someone's got 0:28:40.325 --> 0:28:42.285 my goat. They got my damn goat, gets my goat. 0:28:42.285 --> 0:28:43.005 Give me my goat. 0:28:42.885 --> 0:28:46.845 Back right, And so you're angry, is stressed. So it 0:28:46.885 --> 0:28:49.565 makes no sense that gets on my goat makes no 0:28:49.605 --> 0:28:52.765 sense unless they were sending in a small jockey, a 0:28:52.885 --> 0:29:01.005 rival jockey to ride that coat. The tiniest tiniest jockeys 0:29:01.165 --> 0:29:03.165 they slip under the stable, do anyway. I've taken this 0:29:03.205 --> 0:29:10.285 far enough. You get now, we know, now, we know 0:29:10.765 --> 0:29:15.365 you know. You're welcome Australia. See we told you a 0:29:15.485 --> 0:29:19.805 national breakfast show with what do you think any of 0:29:19.805 --> 0:29:22.085 those local mumblies up and down the dial have got 0:29:22.125 --> 0:29:25.285 the goat stuff? No color? Jackie O? Don't we are 0:29:25.325 --> 0:29:29.285 we talking about three cents or something? If they haven't 0:29:29.365 --> 0:29:32.765 yet give it time, Hey, Rile by night. All right, 0:29:32.805 --> 0:29:36.525 it's not one, not two, but three ways to come 0:29:36.565 --> 0:29:40.565 a goat of this radio show. Three ways. We're doing 0:29:40.605 --> 0:29:42.965 three topic Tuesday. This is where three ways you to 0:29:42.965 --> 0:29:45.285 get your stories on the show, and three ways you'd 0:29:45.285 --> 0:29:46.725 have win some money as well, two hundred and fifty 0:29:46.765 --> 0:29:49.165 dollars spend at Chemist's warehouse for the best call we 0:29:49.205 --> 0:29:51.325 get you on the next thirty minutes on the show. 0:29:51.765 --> 0:29:54.085 First of all, at the start today's show, Patsy tolds 0:29:54.125 --> 0:29:57.525 incredible store about her port daughter Ordie, who got stuck 0:29:58.085 --> 0:30:01.525 in an oversized wreath that is on the front door 0:30:01.605 --> 0:30:02.805 of Patsy's home. 0:30:03.005 --> 0:30:06.085 You had to color here out of it after school yesterday. 0:30:06.165 --> 0:30:07.485 She's devastated as. 0:30:07.405 --> 0:30:10.165 A fuck at school. Teenage you care about your look 0:30:10.965 --> 0:30:14.365 and your mum's got some venus fly trap of a wreath. 0:30:14.525 --> 0:30:16.565 Who's got a wreath in the middle of summer on 0:30:16.605 --> 0:30:17.285 the front door. 0:30:17.445 --> 0:30:20.125 It's like a horror house a show. 0:30:20.685 --> 0:30:23.205 Every neighborhood has that house by the way with someone 0:30:23.245 --> 0:30:25.925 like Patsy in it, you know, scary old people living 0:30:26.005 --> 0:30:30.085 yea's fair moli All right, So what if you got 0:30:30.205 --> 0:30:33.925 stuck on stuck or snagged your stories about what he'd 0:30:33.965 --> 0:30:37.365 been stuck or snut snacked on snowd on. I don't 0:30:37.365 --> 0:30:39.325 want to say hung, but Rio said, that's a different 0:30:39.405 --> 0:30:41.245 kind of story we're looking for, and not this kind 0:30:41.245 --> 0:30:44.405 of show, So let's just keep it stuck and snacked, 0:30:44.685 --> 0:30:48.165 all right. Yeah, the number you need thirty fifty five, 0:30:48.285 --> 0:30:52.645 twenty two. Losing a shoe Stories about losing a shoe. 0:30:53.005 --> 0:30:56.125 A friend of mine is a paramedic, has been for years, 0:30:56.485 --> 0:30:58.165 and he was telling me one night he said he 0:30:58.245 --> 0:31:00.245 just had enough of picking up drunk people. Said, they're 0:31:00.285 --> 0:31:03.085 just a nightmare at the hospital. They're rude or obnoxious. 0:31:03.085 --> 0:31:04.565 So what they do when they really aren't like that? 0:31:06.205 --> 0:31:08.045 He takes a shoe of theirs and just throws out 0:31:08.045 --> 0:31:11.685 the back of the screwed with them. 0:31:12.165 --> 0:31:14.085 That is you know what, that's That's just it. 0:31:14.165 --> 0:31:17.925 I get it. That's karma, tarmas and the other really 0:31:17.965 --> 0:31:20.525 bad one. He maybe promised never to send this on 0:31:20.485 --> 0:31:22.925 the radio, but he lives in the UK. If they 0:31:22.965 --> 0:31:25.685 were married, guys, he would take off their wedding ring 0:31:25.845 --> 0:31:31.965 and hide it somewhere in their gear. They got some 0:31:32.165 --> 0:31:34.045 explained to do. Where they got home? Where's your where's 0:31:34.445 --> 0:31:35.965 and you've got you've got a terrible hangover? That to 0:31:36.085 --> 0:31:43.765 the hospital. Where's their wedding ring? Just a couple of hours? Yeah, mayhem, 0:31:44.005 --> 0:31:45.165 fair enough? 0:31:45.765 --> 0:31:46.605 Put up with too much? 0:31:46.805 --> 0:31:49.365 Exactly, lose a shoe all right, your story is about 0:31:49.405 --> 0:31:52.085 losing a shoe and what have you been hitting the 0:31:52.085 --> 0:31:55.765 head by? Right now? The world, the world. Millions of 0:31:55.805 --> 0:31:58.325 people have seen that clip. Surely we all know the 0:31:58.365 --> 0:32:00.525 clip we're talking about, this one from the Rumble. Forget 0:32:00.525 --> 0:32:03.685 about Rumbling the Jungle, the Rumble On King Streets, a. 0:32:03.805 --> 0:32:06.845 Chair thrown outside a strip club hits some man in 0:32:06.885 --> 0:32:09.885 the head and he goes down hard. It happened here 0:32:09.925 --> 0:32:12.285 around nine to twenty last night on King Street in 0:32:12.325 --> 0:32:16.165 the city, outside Bar twenty. The man and the mate 0:32:16.485 --> 0:32:19.765 had been inside but were thrown out. One of them 0:32:19.845 --> 0:32:23.325 grabbed a chair from a restaurant next door, despite stuff 0:32:23.325 --> 0:32:26.325 and customers there trying to stop him. And it's suspected 0:32:26.485 --> 0:32:28.725 it was trying to throw it at security at the 0:32:28.725 --> 0:32:32.365 front door, but instead it hid his mate in the head. 0:32:32.845 --> 0:32:36.325 And knocked him completely to the ground. In a se 0:32:37.005 --> 0:32:39.725 seemed clip like this, it's the biggest viral clip in 0:32:39.765 --> 0:32:40.085 the world. 0:32:40.325 --> 0:32:43.085 So today it'll be like at the end of year, 0:32:43.165 --> 0:32:45.245 like moments that defined twenty twenty sees. 0:32:45.285 --> 0:32:49.605 Yesterday it got over forty one million views. That's a 0:32:49.605 --> 0:32:51.085 whole world to look at it. We must go to 0:32:51.125 --> 0:32:53.605 this country look at them. 0:32:53.645 --> 0:32:57.245 Half a million of those were you just rewatching it? 0:32:57.245 --> 0:33:01.005 It's the modern day to suprud the footage. Oliver Stone's 0:33:01.005 --> 0:33:02.765 going to make a movie about it. Back into left, 0:33:02.805 --> 0:33:05.085 back into the left, all right, so three ways cool 0:33:05.125 --> 0:33:08.085 now thirteen fifty five twenty two. You can also text 0:33:08.165 --> 0:33:11.765 us you'll stories four seven five three, one oh four 0:33:11.845 --> 0:33:14.405 three What have you been hitting the head by? Your 0:33:14.445 --> 0:33:17.485 story about losing a shoe? And your story is about 0:33:17.565 --> 0:33:20.885 being stuck thirteen fifty five twenty two. Give us a 0:33:20.925 --> 0:33:21.845 cool shay story. 0:33:22.445 --> 0:33:25.685 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:33:25.765 --> 0:33:30.565 I have for the best job in the world. Sometimes 0:33:30.885 --> 0:33:34.165 a caller will say something on the show. Someone would 0:33:34.165 --> 0:33:36.485 text dinner or an email. We put it on a mug. 0:33:36.885 --> 0:33:39.525 It's like a funny phrase. I think we found this 0:33:39.605 --> 0:33:43.045 year's first thing to go on a mug. Just there's 0:33:43.125 --> 0:33:45.445 no They must have sent another story on the text, 0:33:45.725 --> 0:33:48.485 but it's out of sync. I can't find the setup. 0:33:48.805 --> 0:33:51.885 All I've got is this payoff. It's simply a message 0:33:51.885 --> 0:33:56.045 that says to me, just this five words, who throws 0:33:56.045 --> 0:33:58.885 a chuck? I don't know what. 0:33:59.085 --> 0:34:01.325 Someone would have been hit in the head by chuck? 0:34:02.205 --> 0:34:05.005 And they're right, who throws a chuck? And I want 0:34:05.005 --> 0:34:06.885 to know is that a live chuck? Yeah, we're talking 0:34:06.885 --> 0:34:09.645 the roast in the supermarket like one? 0:34:09.765 --> 0:34:11.525 Well yeah, I mean is it live? 0:34:11.645 --> 0:34:11.805 One? 0:34:13.165 --> 0:34:13.525 Frozen? 0:34:14.245 --> 0:34:17.924 Frozen? Wipe somebody out? Yeah, that's probably what the guy 0:34:18.325 --> 0:34:21.005 thrown out the street club Saturday night, you know, is 0:34:21.245 --> 0:34:24.125 trying to find the cold was to get a frozen 0:34:24.205 --> 0:34:25.844 chuck and throw that? The chair will have to do. 0:34:26.325 --> 0:34:27.285 I must know we need a. 0:34:28.885 --> 0:34:31.925 Who what's the setup to? Who throws the chuck? Where 0:34:31.965 --> 0:34:34.205 were you? Why is it in the air? 0:34:34.485 --> 0:34:36.965 There's almost no situation I could think where you need 0:34:36.965 --> 0:34:38.765 to be throwing any form of choke? 0:34:38.925 --> 0:34:42.325 Yeah, no, no, you're quite right, barbecuech There are so 0:34:42.365 --> 0:34:45.485 many questions right now everywhere. We have to find the 0:34:45.565 --> 0:34:47.965 answer to this. All right, So three ways for you 0:34:48.005 --> 0:34:51.525 to stare share your stories on today's show. Most more 0:34:51.645 --> 0:34:53.405 numbers you need of the phone number, which is thirteen 0:34:53.485 --> 0:35:00.884 fifty five twenty two. Obviously, what have you been hit 0:35:00.885 --> 0:35:04.405 in the head by someone listening out they're in Australia? 0:35:04.725 --> 0:35:06.645 Has been the head? But the head by a chuck? 0:35:06.725 --> 0:35:09.245 We need to know the first bit. Remember we go 0:35:09.325 --> 0:35:11.404 sat up lampeyof or is it a new game they're playing? 0:35:11.445 --> 0:35:13.525 With us. Now were goes pay off? Then you've got 0:35:13.565 --> 0:35:17.165 to work out the setup. So is out losing a shoe? 0:35:17.245 --> 0:35:22.165 And what have you been stuck in on by Let's 0:35:22.205 --> 0:35:25.125 go to Vicky. Good morning, Vicky, Welcome to the show. 0:35:25.685 --> 0:35:26.525 Thank you Christian. 0:35:26.605 --> 0:35:27.965 Good morning morning Vicky. 0:35:28.765 --> 0:35:32.445 I've been stuck. This is a long time ago. Girlfriend 0:35:32.445 --> 0:35:35.325 and I went to Carton footy ground on a Sunday 0:35:35.365 --> 0:35:39.285 to watch training, did all that, went to go home, 0:35:39.445 --> 0:35:41.404 realized we had no idea how to actually get out 0:35:41.405 --> 0:35:43.805 of the ground. There was no obvious exits, so we 0:35:43.845 --> 0:35:46.525 thought I would just go through the revolving turnstyle like 0:35:46.605 --> 0:35:49.005 you normally do to go into the ground. So I 0:35:49.085 --> 0:35:54.245 went through first, got stuck halfway, suddenly realized, okay, how 0:35:54.245 --> 0:35:55.325 am I going to get out of here? At the 0:35:55.365 --> 0:36:00.085 Sunday there's literally nobody about Oh no, yeah, and I'm 0:36:00.085 --> 0:36:04.565 not a small person. Looked up when oh, okay, I 0:36:04.605 --> 0:36:08.645 can climb up the turnstyle and get out except for 0:36:08.645 --> 0:36:09.725 all that barbed wire. 0:36:09.565 --> 0:36:14.125 Up there and okuess that's for for people not familiar 0:36:14.125 --> 0:36:16.805 with Carton, They're terrible and it's probably stoped fans or 0:36:16.805 --> 0:36:21.884 players leave in the grounds. It's a turnstile you can't 0:36:21.965 --> 0:36:26.685 leave through many have tried. That's why they have this 0:36:26.845 --> 0:36:28.725 a lot. It's a one way one you can you can, 0:36:28.805 --> 0:36:32.085 that's at the Hotel California. You can never leave. How 0:36:32.205 --> 0:36:34.805 very degous, but you get stuck in it. 0:36:35.005 --> 0:36:38.445 Well, I think it was quite a while. Actually, well 0:36:38.485 --> 0:36:40.525 I said quite a while, probably half an hour or. 0:36:42.685 --> 0:36:43.485 Long time. 0:36:43.805 --> 0:36:44.605 That's a long time. 0:36:44.685 --> 0:36:47.525 What happened? How do they get you free? They lube 0:36:47.605 --> 0:36:50.165 you up or the fibergame come? They use vasilina here. 0:36:50.365 --> 0:36:52.125 No, look, nothing nearly is exciting. 0:36:52.205 --> 0:36:52.525 Is that? 0:36:52.605 --> 0:36:53.925 I just went, well, I'm going to just have to 0:36:53.965 --> 0:36:56.685 go through this barbed wire, aren't I? So I must 0:36:56.685 --> 0:36:58.245 have looked like I was trying to get out of 0:36:58.285 --> 0:37:01.605 Starlight Turday and I'm try to weave my way through 0:37:01.645 --> 0:37:05.085 all this stuff. Long story short, I did get out. 0:37:06.125 --> 0:37:11.245 Torma jeans, tom Andy's tour. The butt shake, how. 0:37:11.205 --> 0:37:14.125 Are your friends? Wild? Old training session alerts her up to. 0:37:15.525 --> 0:37:18.165 Yeah, she was killing herself laughing. I'm killing the self laughing, 0:37:18.165 --> 0:37:19.245 which made it even harder. 0:37:21.005 --> 0:37:24.125 Is this what skills? Don't found him? 0:37:24.285 --> 0:37:26.605 We were just we were just hoping though players would 0:37:26.645 --> 0:37:31.645 go past and bruise our sixteen year old. You know, egos. Yeah, 0:37:31.805 --> 0:37:34.965 and so damaged. 0:37:38.645 --> 0:37:42.605 Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, great story, wild story. Thank you so 0:37:42.725 --> 0:37:44.845 much for sharing that with us. Thank you, have a 0:37:44.885 --> 0:37:47.364 great day. We have to carry on to my talking 0:37:47.405 --> 0:37:50.005 about turnstiles and the other thing. I get nervous going 0:37:50.005 --> 0:37:54.845 through revolving doors. Has anyone ever got jammed in them? 0:37:55.365 --> 0:37:58.325 Someone stuck in a revolving door at a hotel lobby 0:37:58.445 --> 0:38:01.165 where they got like it just shut down halfway through 0:38:01.205 --> 0:38:01.884 and he was he. 0:38:01.885 --> 0:38:04.005 Was, they can't get in. You can't get them snacks 0:38:04.005 --> 0:38:06.165 and is it a turnstile you can maybe you know 0:38:06.285 --> 0:38:08.445 through the slots you can get them. You're You're in. 0:38:08.685 --> 0:38:10.125 He was locked in. I don't know how long. Fire 0:38:10.205 --> 0:38:12.125 just went on with my day, but I was walking fast. 0:38:12.165 --> 0:38:13.725 I saw her. I was, Oh, that's that's for you. 0:38:13.685 --> 0:38:19.005 Man tomorrow on the show Turnstiles and revolving Doors. That 0:38:19.125 --> 0:38:21.645 was a great story. Let's got a let's got a 0:38:21.725 --> 0:38:23.525 John here, John, welcome to the show. 0:38:24.125 --> 0:38:26.645 Yeah, thank you, thanks so much. I was working in 0:38:26.685 --> 0:38:29.245 the city in Chatswood tonight. I was walking on the 0:38:29.285 --> 0:38:31.685 main road and my knife dapper suit, thinking I was 0:38:31.725 --> 0:38:33.965 a million dollars and I don't know where I just 0:38:33.965 --> 0:38:36.805 felt this stud in my head. It would startled me. 0:38:37.125 --> 0:38:39.245 And I looked up and I saw some trades laughing, 0:38:39.325 --> 0:38:41.404 carrying on, and they threw a donate and bab at 0:38:41.405 --> 0:38:41.765 my head. 0:38:43.285 --> 0:38:46.484 You don't waste a kebab like that, guys. I looked 0:38:46.485 --> 0:38:46.645 at it. 0:38:46.725 --> 0:38:48.405 Yeah, I thought, is that chili beef or is it 0:38:48.445 --> 0:38:48.845 just playing? 0:38:49.005 --> 0:38:49.205 Yeah? 0:38:49.325 --> 0:38:50.884 It got a nice bit of chitty sauce there. 0:38:51.125 --> 0:38:52.125 Who throws the cabab? 0:38:52.405 --> 0:38:54.365 Who throws a that's worse than a chuck in my 0:38:54.445 --> 0:38:59.364 eyes Australian throw it down your mouth. That's the only 0:38:59.405 --> 0:39:03.685 basic goes exactly, John, incredible story. Thank you very much 0:39:03.685 --> 0:39:05.525 for sharing mate. Thanks to calling the show, John. 0:39:05.685 --> 0:39:06.045 Thank you. 0:39:07.365 --> 0:39:10.285 Christian o'connald, Hello podcast. 0:39:10.445 --> 0:39:14.445 Good on. Here's to Christiana O'Connell show live across Australia. Now, 0:39:14.445 --> 0:39:16.725 this show is sponsored by a Chemist's warehouse. They paid 0:39:16.765 --> 0:39:19.525 to get the lights on and in the studio as 0:39:19.565 --> 0:39:27.405 part of this megadeal worth sixty nine million dollars. I 0:39:27.485 --> 0:39:31.845 have a medicine cabinet in the studio filled with goodies 0:39:31.965 --> 0:39:36.165 that you could buy at Chemists Whales. It's the Chemists 0:39:36.165 --> 0:39:39.605 Whales cupboard. Maybe we should give these away as prizes. 0:39:39.645 --> 0:39:41.805 By the way, I don't know. This is the hot 0:39:41.805 --> 0:39:44.405 ticket in the studio. I've never been so popular in 0:39:44.445 --> 0:39:47.365 the studio. It's you have to walk behind me. And 0:39:47.445 --> 0:39:50.645 producers have no problems during the show while I'm planning, scheming, thinking, 0:39:51.645 --> 0:39:55.005 and they are just helping themselves to various Normally. Producer Canain, 0:39:55.045 --> 0:39:59.645 who does like to enjoy rose, is having liquid IV today. 0:39:59.725 --> 0:40:03.805 Producer Tina, who exists on an extensive Greek diet and 0:40:04.245 --> 0:40:07.165 came in to take some floss and obviously I can 0:40:07.205 --> 0:40:09.884 see what's happening in there and that she can't wait 0:40:09.925 --> 0:40:12.685 till nine o'clock chatting. She was you're calling in with 0:40:12.725 --> 0:40:16.485 a mouthful of I don't know suvlaki or any of 0:40:16.485 --> 0:40:19.485 the common bo of the balls found a cop of 0:40:19.485 --> 0:40:22.245 time and so you know, I get us, and she 0:40:22.365 --> 0:40:25.125 needs to get rid of some of that stuff before nine. 0:40:26.365 --> 0:40:28.325 We need to give these aways. Prizer. By the way, 0:40:28.445 --> 0:40:31.364 hell have your own chemist, what else, medicine, Cavney pick 0:40:31.405 --> 0:40:33.605 what you want there? All right? So we are doing 0:40:33.605 --> 0:40:39.645 three topic tuesdays. Your story is about being stuck, Your 0:40:39.725 --> 0:40:44.525 stories about losing a shoe like this classic. 0:40:44.245 --> 0:40:48.444 I'm a funeral director, really rainy, horrible day with just buried. Mum, 0:40:48.685 --> 0:40:51.565 I'm standing behind the priest. He steps back, He steps back. 0:40:51.645 --> 0:40:53.605 I had nowhere to go, so I stepped up on 0:40:53.645 --> 0:40:56.645 the grove by me and it was gravel boom. I 0:40:56.725 --> 0:40:58.245 went down to my waist. 0:40:58.485 --> 0:41:00.725 In the grape Philly. 0:41:02.085 --> 0:41:06.445 Is that whole gas that across the family. So they're mixing. 0:41:06.485 --> 0:41:09.885 Everyone stops, helps me ge ahead of grave. My shoe 0:41:10.005 --> 0:41:11.445 to these days still down there. 0:41:13.325 --> 0:41:17.005 I like that story. It's just timeless, all right. Yeah, 0:41:17.085 --> 0:41:19.005 stories about being stuck, losing a shoe and what have 0:41:19.045 --> 0:41:21.445 you been hit in the head By Christian Whilstar working 0:41:21.485 --> 0:41:24.085 traffic control in Sydney, five o'clock in the morning, I'm 0:41:24.085 --> 0:41:27.445 putting out my first sign, bent over and my pants 0:41:27.445 --> 0:41:31.525 got caught on a rusty nil right near my bottom, 0:41:32.645 --> 0:41:35.405 til my pants down my leg. I had rip pants 0:41:35.405 --> 0:41:36.884 for the rest of the day, right up until eight 0:41:36.925 --> 0:41:39.965 o'clock at night when I finished work. To make things worse, 0:41:40.005 --> 0:41:44.085 that day, I was the team leader. My butt sheet 0:41:44.165 --> 0:41:47.765 was hanging out blows having meetings on the go. That's 0:41:47.805 --> 0:41:50.925 your story, right, sir Christian. When I was twelve, I 0:41:50.925 --> 0:41:52.125 was hitting the head by a seesaw. 0:41:52.765 --> 0:41:53.525 Wow. 0:41:53.725 --> 0:41:57.525 Okay, yeah, Christian Wiley, try and get to the bottom 0:41:57.605 --> 0:42:00.045 of who threw the chuck and what kind of chuck. 0:42:00.325 --> 0:42:02.005 Friend of mine also got hit in the head by 0:42:02.125 --> 0:42:07.844 chuck during a Mexican Wave at the MCG. Is it 0:42:07.925 --> 0:42:13.965 a Mexican follow I didn't know that was part of 0:42:14.045 --> 0:42:16.844 the Mexica Wave. Someone in the group has to throw 0:42:16.845 --> 0:42:18.285 a chicken at the right toe when the arms go 0:42:18.405 --> 0:42:22.805 up as he goes around chickens in. Yeah, guys, Christian, 0:42:22.885 --> 0:42:25.365 did the person that tax addicted to you who throws 0:42:25.405 --> 0:42:27.645 the chuck? It was alto correct and it was who 0:42:27.645 --> 0:42:31.045 throws a chair? About the story that happened? Possibly so 0:42:31.125 --> 0:42:33.005 many questions here we can answer them right now. The 0:42:33.205 --> 0:42:36.285 man that sent the message and all I got was 0:42:36.325 --> 0:42:39.765 that who throws a chuck is on the line now, Brad, 0:42:39.805 --> 0:42:40.285 it was you. 0:42:41.125 --> 0:42:42.365 Yeah, it was Christian. 0:42:42.605 --> 0:42:44.325 It's the story I've been telling for years, and it 0:42:44.445 --> 0:42:45.725 always ended with who. 0:42:45.565 --> 0:42:48.205 Throws a chill? Well, I got to hear the story. 0:42:48.205 --> 0:42:50.125 Now we all want to hear the story. Brad. Thank 0:42:50.165 --> 0:42:52.045 you very much for sending it into the show as well. 0:42:52.085 --> 0:42:55.605 I appreciate that I was at the SCG back in 0:42:55.605 --> 0:42:57.525 the day I was ten years old and they used 0:42:57.525 --> 0:43:00.125 to have can to its empty cans just break up 0:43:00.125 --> 0:43:02.285 for no reason and I'm standing in the middle of 0:43:02.365 --> 0:43:05.444 the crowd and suddenly I'll get hit in the head 0:43:05.445 --> 0:43:06.245 with half a chicken. 0:43:11.125 --> 0:43:16.325 What a country can fight? 0:43:17.165 --> 0:43:17.565 Hearing that? 0:43:17.645 --> 0:43:17.844 Right? 0:43:17.925 --> 0:43:19.685 So people just taking cans on each other. 0:43:19.765 --> 0:43:23.884 Hey, wow, that's when they were real metal as well. 0:43:23.925 --> 0:43:26.364 Oh yeah, proper cans. And tell me this what kind 0:43:26.405 --> 0:43:29.885 of so was it a half cooked one? It was cooked, 0:43:29.965 --> 0:43:35.045 a cooked half cooked, a bit of sea nice, nice chicken, 0:43:35.085 --> 0:43:35.725 salt on that. 0:43:36.445 --> 0:43:37.924 Don't bring a trick to a can fight. 0:43:42.085 --> 0:43:44.884 Brad, that's an amazing story. I'm so glad we got 0:43:44.885 --> 0:43:47.525 to clear it up. You are today's winner. I'm going 0:43:47.565 --> 0:43:49.165 to give you two hundred and fifty dollars suspend at 0:43:49.205 --> 0:43:52.605 Chemist Warehouse. Thanks a lot, Christian, love the show, Thanks mate, 0:43:52.645 --> 0:43:55.924 a really funny story. Thank you so much. Thanks Brad. 0:43:55.965 --> 0:43:58.364 Have a great day. Let's go to easy when you're 0:43:58.365 --> 0:44:01.285 cutting them on and off. Okay, let's get to Lily. 0:44:01.325 --> 0:44:04.245 Now, morning Lily, Good morning, Christian, how are you. 0:44:04.445 --> 0:44:06.205 I'm good? How's your morning going? So far? 0:44:06.285 --> 0:44:07.645 Lily, so fast? 0:44:07.685 --> 0:44:08.085 So good? 0:44:08.605 --> 0:44:10.325 Now, Lily's your story for us. 0:44:10.565 --> 0:44:14.045 We recently had hard rubbish around my little suburb of 0:44:14.165 --> 0:44:16.965 roads and I couldn't believe my life when I came 0:44:17.005 --> 0:44:20.365 across the kayak, but it didn't dawn on me. Perhaps 0:44:20.325 --> 0:44:22.685 it was out hard rubbish for a reason or another. 0:44:23.365 --> 0:44:25.485 So I thought we should test it. So we brought 0:44:25.525 --> 0:44:28.685 it down into our apartment complex in the pool and 0:44:28.725 --> 0:44:32.125 I jumped in. My father in law, my partner, brother 0:44:32.165 --> 0:44:35.805 in law, mother in law were all there. I thought, okay, 0:44:35.885 --> 0:44:38.085 well we did a couple laps up and down and 0:44:38.165 --> 0:44:40.445 it was staying aflow. They're perfect. Now we can go 0:44:40.525 --> 0:44:43.165 try it out in the river. But in an attempt 0:44:43.405 --> 0:44:47.205 to get out of the kayak, my bikini bottom lapped 0:44:47.245 --> 0:44:50.725 from aside, and my poor father in law in the 0:44:50.805 --> 0:44:55.565 back end would have had seen everything. No One knowing 0:44:55.765 --> 0:44:59.805 what had happened, were laughing and hysterics, wondering what's going on, 0:45:00.045 --> 0:45:03.885 until they realized I'm actually stuck. You're trying to flail 0:45:04.085 --> 0:45:06.205 get me off. Well, I can't get off because I'm 0:45:06.205 --> 0:45:09.885 stuck by my bum and this boot. I sculerated the face, 0:45:10.005 --> 0:45:11.885 foot and ventilating. 0:45:11.285 --> 0:45:23.285 And all thought, oh, what a scene, unbelievable and wow, 0:45:24.405 --> 0:45:26.245 so how they get you out? 0:45:26.645 --> 0:45:29.645 Well, eventually everyone worked out that I was quite stuck, 0:45:29.685 --> 0:45:32.645 and he couldn't flail to get me out, so both 0:45:32.845 --> 0:45:34.845 and the brother in law and the partner came around. 0:45:34.845 --> 0:45:37.645 They had to lift me up, but I think more 0:45:37.765 --> 0:45:40.805 ended up getting exposed with their assistance and needed to do. 0:45:42.005 --> 0:45:44.245 What a scene? What a scene? 0:45:45.285 --> 0:45:47.965 Yes, it was quite a day. We ended up checking 0:45:47.965 --> 0:45:49.965 on him every day for a week and I think 0:45:50.005 --> 0:45:51.805 you're still recuperating. 0:45:54.765 --> 0:45:55.004 Lely. 0:45:55.085 --> 0:45:57.765 Thank you so much for sharing that incredible story. Brilliant 0:45:57.805 --> 0:46:00.565 story well told. Thank you have a great day you too. 0:46:00.645 --> 0:46:00.884 Thanks. 0:46:00.965 --> 0:46:04.725 Christian the Christian o'connal Show podcast. 0:46:06.045 --> 0:46:07.965 Right now we need your help moving one of our 0:46:08.605 --> 0:46:14.245 Christian O'Connell's show, Beach Cabanas around a very big country, 0:46:14.485 --> 0:46:16.245 like a crazy big country. 0:46:16.325 --> 0:46:22.245 With your generosity, can you help move Christians Cabana all 0:46:22.365 --> 0:46:26.605 the way to Perth from Cool and Gata. Can you 0:46:26.725 --> 0:46:31.005 help move Christians caa passing in. 0:46:31.165 --> 0:46:36.485 Time from listener to listener, Let's move Christian. 0:46:37.965 --> 0:46:39.125 Carbana. 0:46:39.645 --> 0:46:42.445 All right, this is a big day today, a really 0:46:42.485 --> 0:46:47.525 big day. So it's been on the move since Thursday. Thursday, 0:46:47.685 --> 0:46:50.245 Josh from the show flew up to the Gold Coast 0:46:50.565 --> 0:46:52.445 where one of you Jazz who listens to the show 0:46:52.485 --> 0:46:56.045 on the Gold Coast, received the cabaner and then in 0:46:56.125 --> 0:46:59.285 the first day she received it and then handed it 0:46:59.365 --> 0:47:01.645 off Tiny. You're in charge of cabana affairs on the show. 0:47:02.605 --> 0:47:04.285 Have you a chance yet to floss your teeth? 0:47:05.525 --> 0:47:05.685 Oh? 0:47:05.805 --> 0:47:09.045 Okay, that's the kind of team we know. The all mean. 0:47:10.125 --> 0:47:13.805 So who then picked up that Rowena Rowena picked it up, Yeah, 0:47:13.845 --> 0:47:14.965 and now drove it to Sydney. 0:47:15.325 --> 0:47:18.165 To Sydney. Then on Sunday dropped it off with Gail. 0:47:18.405 --> 0:47:19.845 And it's with Gail as we speak. 0:47:19.965 --> 0:47:24.364 So Gail runs the optometris, Yes, and they have one 0:47:24.645 --> 0:47:27.285 in Bateman's Bay, which is where it's going to be 0:47:27.565 --> 0:47:28.205 this afternoon. 0:47:28.245 --> 0:47:30.325 This afternoon, about four o'clock, it should be there. 0:47:30.445 --> 0:47:33.165 Okay, you said that like people should just look up 0:47:33.205 --> 0:47:34.765 in the sky. You might see a land at that 0:47:34.845 --> 0:47:38.045 Haley's Common at four o'clock today. And then we've just 0:47:38.045 --> 0:47:39.965 got a small problem of how do we get it 0:47:40.565 --> 0:47:44.525 from Bateman's Bay moving towards Melbourne, Melbourne to Adelaide, Adelaide 0:47:44.525 --> 0:47:44.885 to Berth. 0:47:44.965 --> 0:47:46.165 It's a small my problem. 0:47:46.205 --> 0:47:49.725 Yeah, yes, yes, So we have got this message from 0:47:49.965 --> 0:47:50.445 one of you. 0:47:50.885 --> 0:47:54.205 Karen, Hi Christian, my name's Karen. I'm happy to be 0:47:54.245 --> 0:47:57.325 your cabana person and pick up the cabana from Gail 0:47:57.605 --> 0:48:00.965 in Batemans. I'm heading up there Tuesday. I'll be back 0:48:01.005 --> 0:48:04.205 Saturday night to Jembrook. The only problem is I need 0:48:04.205 --> 0:48:08.685 someone to pick up the cabana from Jembrook on Sundays. 0:48:08.685 --> 0:48:09.884 I'm going away for another week. 0:48:10.885 --> 0:48:18.085 We gain something and possibly lose a week. So that's 0:48:18.085 --> 0:48:20.045 that she can And also I didn't realize locals. She 0:48:20.125 --> 0:48:23.125 just called it baits no time for bay, no time 0:48:23.125 --> 0:48:25.645 for the bait, very Eussie way, not got letters and words. 0:48:25.685 --> 0:48:28.165 But we keep going from small town to small town. 0:48:28.245 --> 0:48:33.085 So Bateman's eight thousand people, Jembrook smaller guessing two thousand. Wow, 0:48:34.005 --> 0:48:37.805 the odds that someone is going through Jembrook heading to Melbourne. 0:48:37.485 --> 0:48:41.325 On the way and Sunday afternoon afternoon and then she's away. 0:48:41.045 --> 0:48:42.125 For a week whole week. 0:48:42.365 --> 0:48:42.565 Yep. 0:48:43.205 --> 0:48:45.365 Oh, it's a snag. That's a snag. 0:48:45.445 --> 0:48:47.605 So is this the only way at the moment of 0:48:47.605 --> 0:48:50.845 getting it moving it some way towards Melbourne. 0:48:50.485 --> 0:48:52.965 At this point? Yeah, biggest comfy chooses. 0:48:53.885 --> 0:48:56.765 But that's such a slim window on Sunday that someone's 0:48:56.805 --> 0:48:57.925 anywhere near Jembrook. 0:48:58.005 --> 0:48:58.844 It's not a good plan. 0:48:58.885 --> 0:49:02.725 We never said it's an okay, all right, so can 0:49:02.765 --> 0:49:03.765 anyone help. 0:49:04.045 --> 0:49:06.565 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:49:07.525 --> 0:49:11.005 Who knew we had so many people listening connected to Jembrook. 0:49:11.645 --> 0:49:14.645 The lines have gone crazy. I actually saw the people 0:49:14.725 --> 0:49:16.965 calling in thought we must have been running a competition 0:49:17.005 --> 0:49:20.404 giving money away. And Marie's on the line. First of all, 0:49:21.045 --> 0:49:24.645 A Marie, Hi, A Marie, welcome to the show. You 0:49:24.725 --> 0:49:25.965 mun hop out the cabana. 0:49:26.925 --> 0:49:29.685 I absolutely would love to. Jembrook is not too far 0:49:29.725 --> 0:49:32.005 from home. I'm happy to pick it up and then 0:49:32.045 --> 0:49:34.004 take it into Melbourne CBD when I go to work 0:49:34.245 --> 0:49:34.685 jet In. 0:49:35.325 --> 0:49:36.884 Really you do that this week for us? 0:49:37.525 --> 0:49:38.125 Absolutely? 0:49:38.605 --> 0:49:40.405 Oh my godness. So when could you anythink you can 0:49:40.445 --> 0:49:41.525 pick it up? When suits you? 0:49:42.605 --> 0:49:44.844 I can pick it up on Sunday, preferably in the 0:49:44.845 --> 0:49:46.565 morning because I've got a birthday. But then I can 0:49:46.565 --> 0:49:49.685 take it into town on Monday, Wednesday or Thursday. 0:49:49.885 --> 0:49:52.805 This is great, This is great. A Marie, stay there, 0:49:52.805 --> 0:49:54.005 but for now, thank you? 0:49:54.845 --> 0:49:55.364 No the worry. 0:49:55.325 --> 0:49:55.845 Are you welcome? 0:49:57.565 --> 0:50:00.485 Listen? We thought it was stuck in jem Brook. No, 0:50:01.045 --> 0:50:05.205 the miracle of jem brooks to stamping guys. All right, 0:50:05.245 --> 0:50:07.245 time for today's time waste to put a band in 0:50:07.325 --> 0:50:10.725 a movie or in a movie? Put a band in 0:50:10.765 --> 0:50:12.925 a movie. That's what the kids called it. Now you 0:50:12.965 --> 0:50:15.765 know the movies. But a band in a movie up 0:50:15.765 --> 0:50:20.845 for grabs Gold Class Group pass movies out now, Marty Supreme, Zooto, 0:50:20.885 --> 0:50:25.085 P two, Avatar, Fire and Ash's Grammy's Yesterday. So asking 0:50:25.125 --> 0:50:28.325 you to merge a band and a movie. Okay, band 0:50:28.365 --> 0:50:31.685 in a movie? What about Chicken Run DMC. 0:50:31.685 --> 0:50:32.845 My Great movie? 0:50:33.165 --> 0:50:37.965 Gold, Bus Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Rock, Silver, Nasty 0:50:38.005 --> 0:50:42.525 remake that would be Away Sister Acts, Godberg and the 0:50:42.565 --> 0:50:46.245 Brothers Silver plus Elton john Wick Gold. You do not 0:50:46.405 --> 0:50:50.085 mess with Elton john Wick, a martial artist and a pianist. 0:50:52.125 --> 0:50:56.884 No Country for Old Menutework Silver, Lord of the Stings 0:50:57.125 --> 0:51:03.165 Gold and Backstreet Boys to the Future Silver plus Alight Rio. 0:51:03.285 --> 0:51:05.845 What have you got Dirty Hansome. 0:51:08.925 --> 0:51:10.125 Cold? That's gold? 0:51:10.445 --> 0:51:11.965 Who framed Bad Bunny? 0:51:12.245 --> 0:51:15.925 Oh, very good, but Bronze, it's not that funny. 0:51:16.325 --> 0:51:17.125 We bought the Who. 0:51:18.125 --> 0:51:19.525 That's good smart Gold. 0:51:19.805 --> 0:51:23.205 And men who steer at Goatier negotiate Gold. 0:51:23.365 --> 0:51:23.645 All right? 0:51:23.645 --> 0:51:25.885 What have you got to put a band in a movie? 0:51:25.965 --> 0:51:27.205 Text to me, will mark them next. 0:51:27.805 --> 0:51:31.645 Christian O'Connell Shot Gone Podcast. 0:51:31.605 --> 0:51:35.645 The time Wasters day the best stuff of the of 0:51:35.685 --> 0:51:37.645 the time waster in the last almost three weeks of 0:51:37.685 --> 0:51:41.725 the show. Wow, very good. Before that, though, breaking news, 0:51:42.125 --> 0:51:45.165 breaking news on the cabanathon. 0:51:45.645 --> 0:51:46.765 Can you help. 0:51:46.565 --> 0:51:51.525 Move Christian's cabana all the way to Perth. 0:51:51.405 --> 0:51:52.885 From Cool and Gata. 0:51:53.885 --> 0:51:57.325 Can you help move Christian's cabana? 0:51:58.045 --> 0:52:04.245 Passing in time from listener to listener, Let's move Christian. 0:52:05.645 --> 0:52:06.485 Cabana. 0:52:08.245 --> 0:52:10.885 So last week, as we were heading into the second 0:52:10.925 --> 0:52:14.405 week of our new national show one show five cities 0:52:14.525 --> 0:52:17.884 around this great southern land, I wanted to test if 0:52:17.885 --> 0:52:21.005 it was working. How strong is the trust between us 0:52:21.485 --> 0:52:23.165 and so I thought we could find a listener on 0:52:23.205 --> 0:52:25.405 the Gold Coast. What if we flew up one of 0:52:25.445 --> 0:52:28.805 our beach cabaners to a listener in Gold Coast? Could 0:52:28.845 --> 0:52:30.485 we then find another listener to pick it up from 0:52:30.525 --> 0:52:33.125 them to bring to Sydney, to Sydney to Melbourne, Melbourne 0:52:33.245 --> 0:52:36.725 to Adelaide and then a really, really hard stretch is 0:52:36.765 --> 0:52:39.525 always going to be Adelaide, another ball all the way 0:52:39.565 --> 0:52:44.525 over to Perth. So far, though, so far, it's gone 0:52:44.605 --> 0:52:48.845 pretty good. In five days, it's heading to Jembrook today. 0:52:49.205 --> 0:52:53.485 This is amazing. Scenes I found a way. I've found 0:52:53.485 --> 0:52:55.325 a way almost to get it to Perth. 0:52:55.885 --> 0:52:57.725 Okay, whoa okay from Groo. 0:52:57.845 --> 0:53:00.285 But and in someone that does web design to help 0:53:00.325 --> 0:53:04.765 out someone, okay, Christian, I'm hoping I can negotiate a 0:53:04.805 --> 0:53:11.205 trade with you. I'm happy to draw it to Diar Winter, Perth, anywhere, 0:53:11.245 --> 0:53:14.285 whatever leg you need doing. I'm partially retired. Love to fish, 0:53:14.285 --> 0:53:16.325 so I can use the time to unlock a fish. 0:53:16.485 --> 0:53:18.885 It give me just to hit some fishing holes along 0:53:18.925 --> 0:53:21.645 the way the trainer I was looking for. So I 0:53:21.645 --> 0:53:23.445 need some how to get someone to help me fix 0:53:23.485 --> 0:53:26.125 my website. I set up a website to sell my 0:53:26.205 --> 0:53:29.565 personal watch collection so I can fund renovating my house 0:53:29.605 --> 0:53:33.924 which is falling apart. Can someone help me? I'll help you. 0:53:34.005 --> 0:53:36.165 If you can get them to help me, I'll help you. 0:53:36.325 --> 0:53:39.445 He's happy to drive it from Melbourne or Adelaide to 0:53:39.565 --> 0:53:42.685 Perth and go fishing along the way. I love this. 0:53:42.845 --> 0:53:44.605 It's a win win for him. It's a win for. 0:53:44.645 --> 0:53:47.285 Us to help us, help him help us. 0:53:47.645 --> 0:53:52.725 Yes, okay. Someone who works in sorting out websites, can 0:53:52.765 --> 0:53:53.605 you help out Ben? 0:53:53.725 --> 0:53:57.805 That's an unbelievable deal. Yeah, a lot of time, yes, okay. 0:53:57.605 --> 0:54:02.245 Yes, So please if you do web design, please contact 0:54:02.245 --> 0:54:04.884 the show now give me called thirteen fifty five twenty two. 0:54:05.325 --> 0:54:08.205 Ben Furness, you're a legend. Yes, I take you up 0:54:08.205 --> 0:54:10.405 on that. We can definitely help you out. I know 0:54:10.445 --> 0:54:14.245 there'll be someone listening. We can do that. You get 0:54:14.245 --> 0:54:17.805 to go fishing along the way, you can sit under 0:54:17.805 --> 0:54:21.765 the cabana. Yes, all right, So we're asking you to 0:54:23.285 --> 0:54:26.125 put a band into a movie. Men who stare at 0:54:26.125 --> 0:54:31.045 holder notes gold. That's very good. How to Lose a 0:54:31.125 --> 0:54:34.605 sigh in ten Days? Silver plus, well done, Ari the 0:54:34.645 --> 0:54:40.045 Banshees of Ed Shearing. That's very good, mate, Billy Eloceans, 0:54:40.085 --> 0:54:49.445 Billy Ocean's eleven silver a mighty Bruce Springsteen teen Wolf Stewie, 0:54:49.445 --> 0:54:52.485 well done. What about Bruce All mighty mighty boss. 0:54:52.245 --> 0:54:58.565 Tones silver plus Mike that's very good. Daft Punk Vader gold, Yeah, yeah, gold, 0:55:00.165 --> 0:55:03.845 that's justin well done. Lord of the Ringo Stars silver, 0:55:04.765 --> 0:55:09.005 Rainbow Stein gold plus. My god, that's so smart from Emstein, 0:55:09.125 --> 0:55:15.165 even someone with no Ramstein German heavy heavy heavy techno band. 0:55:15.405 --> 0:55:21.525 I'm spied right, darl Eminem for Murder gold when Dirty 0:55:21.605 --> 0:55:27.005 Harrimet Sally silver and Leroy Men at work in ninety. 0:55:26.845 --> 0:55:32.085 Five La Silver. Almost dude wears my metallic car gold. 0:55:33.325 --> 0:55:39.205 Steve well done, Abaconda, He's an all time high. That's Sue, 0:55:39.245 --> 0:55:45.045 That's very good, Abaconda King, Richard Marx. What I'm Paula, 0:55:45.365 --> 0:55:47.445 I know what you did last n A summer Silver 0:55:47.525 --> 0:55:51.605 plus Milania and Kim not Mellan, Kim Mullania just out 0:55:51.605 --> 0:55:55.805 this weekend Go for Patsy was there, she loved Mood 0:55:55.925 --> 0:55:56.364 of the Year. 0:55:56.525 --> 0:55:58.085 I was at the single ticket. 0:56:00.525 --> 0:56:06.685 Bridget Tones and I Richet and what are Michael Rodwell 0:56:06.765 --> 0:56:09.565 throw Mammas and Pappa's on the train? Silver Gorillas and 0:56:09.605 --> 0:56:15.485 the Missy Higgins gold brilliant the Hills have will I 0:56:15.565 --> 0:56:21.125 am Bronze limp Sea Biscuit gold plus one of Michael 0:56:21.245 --> 0:56:25.605 Bailey limp Sea Biscuit is so good, you tell you. 0:56:25.645 --> 0:56:32.605 Maguire Coolier Runnings gold plus as well Edward Scissor Sister 0:56:32.685 --> 0:56:37.325 Hands gold, Yenteler's Anything one for the older listeners film 0:56:38.125 --> 0:56:40.885 the seventies, Streiser. 0:56:42.205 --> 0:56:45.965 Alright, Hartship Pictures one winner because they were all there 0:56:46.285 --> 0:56:48.725 more golds and they're the other time waste a long while. 0:56:48.805 --> 0:56:50.525 Thank you very much for those. I think we have 0:56:50.525 --> 0:56:52.165 to do a Part two tomorrow. Those whore outstanding, the 0:56:52.205 --> 0:56:54.364 store load coming in all right, who's off to Gold 0:56:54.405 --> 0:56:55.245 Class or three mates? 0:56:55.365 --> 0:56:57.525 Mike Bailey, Limpsey biscuit. 0:56:57.565 --> 0:56:59.205 Mate, We're back to my Thank you so much for 0:56:59.245 --> 0:56:59.924 being part of the show. 0:57:00.445 --> 0:57:03.045 The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast