WEBVTT - MINI: Father's Day

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Father's Day to you yesterday, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Jack is like he's stumbled to remember.

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<v Speaker 2>My name Apple for the teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Patsy. How is Chris his father's day?

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<v Speaker 2>Had a lovely day? Thank you? Yes, Yes, very nice day.

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<v Speaker 1>Breakfast in bed and all the frills. Yeah, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>off for breakfast in bed. I've never gone for that

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<v Speaker 1>option because it's too much mess. I get too stressed

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<v Speaker 1>about the flakage in the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never had it, but I don't aspire to

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<v Speaker 2>it for the same reason.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good to have better aspirations as well, rather

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<v Speaker 1>than having my bread. It's always always hashtag life goes

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<v Speaker 1>having a meal in bed. Mine yesterday was a Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It started Saturday afternoon my wife and I because my

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<v Speaker 1>wife comes up to me and goes, do you know what, Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the I don't think anymore we should buy

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<v Speaker 1>presents on their behalf because they haven't got each other something.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had to get you something, but I'm not giving

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<v Speaker 1>it toorrow. They should have to just sit with the concert.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we now sting this role? On the eve

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<v Speaker 1>of my day? I said, tell you what, all that

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff you got for Mother's Day, you have

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<v Speaker 1>got nothing unless I had to go out and actually

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<v Speaker 1>buy it. They didn't get you a single thing. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>but the candle, the story went. I told them to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that you would have never had a single.

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<v Speaker 2>Gift, So you write the meaning behind it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to sell them into a story. It takes

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<v Speaker 1>weeks of production the thing. I said, So why on

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<v Speaker 1>the eve of my one this no more thing? So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get nothing and weren't going to sit

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<v Speaker 1>in some awkward standoff on my father's Day? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>we start this at the beginning of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think if he was left afpter them? Because

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<v Speaker 2>they're almost adults now, you know, in their mid teen.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's what adults says, the world is screwed.

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<v Speaker 2>Screw you think they will get you nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Percause they got the teenagers. It's all about them and

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<v Speaker 1>it has to be so anyway, my wife said, fine, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>when I have got you something, you know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know if they're going to wrap it up. I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Anyway, fast forward to Father's Day. I am now

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<v Speaker 1>super excited about Father's Day because I know it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be some drama and an argument between the three

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<v Speaker 1>of them. Of course there is straight away the kids

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<v Speaker 1>picked this thing up, but by the way, they forgot

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<v Speaker 1>there was even a gift. I saw the gift wrapped.

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<v Speaker 1>They sat down and just handed me their cards, and

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<v Speaker 1>I left a gap, and then there was like looks

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<v Speaker 1>between my wife and then and they went, oh, oh

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<v Speaker 1>almost my point notes over there went this is already

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<v Speaker 1>amazing favorite Father's Day. They have it the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife goes, no, it's and twist something up. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a lampshade. I open it up and it's

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<v Speaker 1>clearly not from them. First thing is something which I'm

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<v Speaker 1>super excited about. It's a fireproof leather apron for when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm using the smoking. Super excited about that. It's got

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<v Speaker 1>a big pouch at the front. It's fireproof, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>kept telling people that this is fireproof. The other thing

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<v Speaker 1>was some pot that you would stand a chicken on

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<v Speaker 1>the top of and I can put in the smoker.

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<v Speaker 1>Not being picked by the kids. Then they give me

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<v Speaker 1>their homemade cards and he's two beautiful paintings that they've

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<v Speaker 1>done as well, which is really really nice, better than

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<v Speaker 1>any gift. Then open up one of the cards from

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<v Speaker 1>Lowis the almost fifteen year old, and I could tell

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<v Speaker 1>it looked like she'd set out a load of thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for this, and it looked like she'd got

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<v Speaker 1>opted for There was six. I get the friend she'd

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<v Speaker 1>left room with a card for ten out that was

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<v Speaker 1>a really big gap. While we got to six and

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<v Speaker 1>lots of love. Lois pay them there for seventy eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Ninety odd number as well as first.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them was thank you for teaching me to

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<v Speaker 1>ride a bike. That's eleven years ago. That's eleven. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but perhaps that's eleven years ago. That's in there every

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<v Speaker 1>year right there. I'm like, we're over that. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for the thanks, but come on, it's eleven years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't still going. Hey, by that time I took

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<v Speaker 1>you to rider bikes, you didn't even ride a bike anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You like an artist. We love your old kids, you

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<v Speaker 2>new stuff not so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about that riding your bike again. Flash back

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<v Speaker 1>to two thousand and nine. Then the last or us

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is a compliment. I'll take it as

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<v Speaker 1>a compliment, well, simply thank you for not being a normal,

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<v Speaker 1>boring dad. Yeah, but perhaps all I keep to hear

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<v Speaker 1>is the word normal. So what does that mean? Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for being an abnormal dad. The Christian O'Connell Show

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